A Heavy Appeared! (Bonk Song)

[themrprofesserC]

Geez scout, stop mashing the a button! What is this, a pokemon center?

[mechdinosaur]

Scout should run.

[andy4life200]

When my friends ask me what music I say Bonkstep. ._.

[1001101011001100]

scoutachu! i choose you!

[aarodjsmash]

is dat real

[Razzeren100]

Scout uses bonk! scout becomes invincible!

Heavy pays $400 000 for firing his gun for 12 seconds! Attack misses!

Scout uses bat! 10 damage!

heavy uses MEDIC! Heavy gains 10 health points!

Scout uses wananananana! SCouts speed rose sharply!

heavy uses punch! Scout is to fast to hit!

spy withdraws scout! GO MISSINGNO!

game crashed :[

[PSISpecter]

@Razzeren100 The battle wasn't going anywhere, so.

[tailsfan55]

THis would be an awesome mod

Battle 2fort

After every 8 trainers, youll battle a boss. There are nine bosses(Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demo, ETC)

Then once you have defeated the last boss, you face the King of 2Fort,

SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!

[Valiusification]

Shouldn't it be:

Bonk Loadout

Classes Disconnect from Sever?

[aaronq256]

Scout does Bonk, Heavy loses his gun

Heavy does Baby, Scout loses 10HP,

Scout does head butt, Heavy loses 15 HP, super effective

Spy throws a Fortress Ball, SUCESS! you've captured a heavy.

[soniplushie]

shouldnt one of them be Blu?

[maplian]

@soniplushie only if they were a shiny Fortressmon, dude!

[oldnew07]

Why doesn't he select BONK ?

[99buzzinator]

scout uses *BONK* does mediem damage heavy uses *TAUNT* does max damge

[maplian]

@99buzzinator Heavy uses taunt, 1HKO!!!

[EpicSonicProductions]

Items: Bat, FaN, Bonk, Bonk, Bonk, Bonk, Bonk, Bonk, Scattergun

[TehMarioFan64]

Video: What will Scout do?

Me: Hmmmm... *clicks enrter button*

Video: What will Scout do?

Me: DAMMIT DIS GAME DOESN'T WORK!!!

[spidnok]

nice

[ironrex007]

A wild Heavy appeared. Scout used Bonk! Atomic Punch. Scout can no longer be hit. Heavy used mini gun. Heavy's attack missed! Scout's effect wore off. Scout used Stun ball! The wild Heavy is stunned! Scout used Sandman! It's super effective. The wild Heavy fainted!

[HabboChannelTime]

Scout! Use BONK!

[BizzarreProductions]

Gah, my childhood has been mashed with my current state.

[mooman55311]

red vs red = no team killing = infinit battle

[TheRpsv]

@mooman55311 yeah well how is the heavy damaged?

[mooman55311]

@TheRpsv idk, HAXXXX or a spy?

[1994LSSM]

Scout>Spy>Heavy>scout

There is are three starters and what they are good against

[Xenoocean]

@1994LSSM Heavy is only superior if the scout doesn't know how to dodge and/or the heavy is using natascha.

[1994LSSM]

@Xenoocean Nope, this is a RPG setting, no strafing or double jumps. Plus the heavy has a move, natascha, which causes a decrease in speed, and damage.

[MeltedGecko]

SNIVY IS SPY

[randomfunnykidz]

@MeltedGecko Is funny Because my Name in-game for steam is Snivy The Spy.

[VirtualBoyGamerShow]

Narrator: A wild Snorlax appeared.

Scout: No you idiot, that's a heavy.

Medic: HEAVY! USE INDESTRUCTIBLE MINIGUN ATTACK.

Scout: WT-*Died*

Narrator: SUPER EFFECTIVE

[OwnageMinecrafter]

A heavy and medic lv100 appeared! GO SCOUT LV1!!! scout used run because he will get murdered! Scout is so fast he can outrun lv100 heavy!

[sporecreatorperson]

Pokebonk!

Gottam catch 'em all!

[therainbowkilla]

dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit

[adaam97]

items,sandman.

HEAVY is asstonished

Scout used force-a-nature heavy lost 73PS

Heavy used sasha

CRITICAL HIT!

Scout fainted.

you have no teammates left...

u ragequited and destroyed your pc...

[PoisonImpurity868]

Scout Used Bonk! Wait.. Whats THIS? Something is happening...

Scout Was Banned For Using Speed and Money Hacks.

Scout Was Also Banned From Steam.

Scout Fainted. You dont have any more Money! you cannot Buy Another One!

The Heavy Won.

[TehMarioFan64]

A WILD BONK ENERGY DRINK APPEARED!!! I Choose u ,Scout! What will Scout do? Scout used Drink! It's super effective! The Bonk Energy drink is empty.... Bonk Energy Drink fainted! Wait...Scout is evolving! Scout evolved into a H@CKER!!! Scout gets Banned by a Pokeball. POKEBALL WINS

[TransformerLover360]

SPY SAPPIN MAH GAMEBOY!

[eperger]

@TransformerLover360 NO WHY!!! sap my sentry instead i can live without that

[patagona97]

@TransformerLover360 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO!!! I ALMOST COMPLETED POKEMON!!!

[GamerPro132]

I would pay $400'000 to play this game for 12 seconds.

[masivegmood]

@GamerPro132 download it 

[Bloodandbon3sPRESENT]

@GamerPro132 then you really are rich

[invisimario]

@GamerPro132 it costs about 400,000 to play it for 0.12 seconds :D

[WaffleTheQueenz]

A wild Heavy appeared!

Scout used Bonk!

The wild Heavy used Sasha!

It's super effective!

Scout fainted!

Player is all out of TF2mon...

[risistance4leader123]

lol pokemon tf2 style



[TheArtillero99]

use pokemon *pekball sakin* aah this is bad !! you and your entire team are babies

[15crb]

i still think heavy will win. (Cuz in TF2, whenever i confront a Heavy with a Scattergun/Bat i always end up getting mowed down to the point that my ragdoll doesnt exist anymore)

[iamthepkmmaster]

@15crb you need to learn how to circle the heavy or ambush him

[CoolMapleStore]

@15crb Pump in three point blank shots from the Scattergun :)

[n00bm0de]

Your mother vs. Tank?

[lolak0]

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP by scout ^^

[shotsoon]

You should've changed Pokemon into Bonkemon.

[Lechonico]

Need a Revive in here

[BlazyToast]

A wild advertisement appears! Advertisement uses 30 second advertisement Its not very effective User uses wait! Its super effective! Advertisement uses ad Its not very effective... User uses Press X Its super effective! Advertisement fainted! You gained 1 min and 22 seconds of watching time! :D

[bestdudeever765]

@TheVinniejay stolen comment is stolen u dick

[nightmare2nightmare]

Scout: Evolve me to level 6...

Trainer: Later.

[RobloxAccountz]

* looks at video * damit TheSHarpTHOfLulz MAKE A MOVE

[1For3The3Win7]

Lol at the 2 people who just copy and pasted a successful comment XD

[ERR0R9O9]

@TheVinniejay fail. -_-"

[ABleedingRose]

@TheVinniejay did you seriously just copy and paste the top comment -_-

[Fleskywood]

Actually,it's a WILD heavy appeared.

[iansnusesnegl]

heavy is a spy

[pikorar]

Scout uses BONK! Atomic Energy Drink. Runs away safely.

[rugimes1]

☺bonk☢oh no!

[leathermanFi]

I love Bonkemon :D I was just a little bonk when my bonkther bonked me Bonkemon yellow

[xLonlyxQueenx]

@leathermanFi 8| i dont understand any of what you just said

[sbk180tr]

uhh, no animation, sorry dude, thumbs down

[MarbalTm]

@sbk180tr If you are fan of "TheSharpTFOfLulz" and you hate this video, you hate who you are fan of.

[sbk180tr]

@MarbalTm i'm not fan of anyone

[ratchetandclankf]

LAWL!Cancel or Pos

[ratchetandclankf]

@ratchetandclankf LAWL*

[OverseerThe]

im gunna headbutt ya! im gunna headbutt ya!

[krizz1423]

I liked the part when he said "Bonk"

[missmurder311]

Oddish grow, Tropius flies, Solrock shines, and Brudda, I Solarbeam people.

[TheFirstHinotoriFan]

@missmurder311 BEST LINE EVER. :D

[Megadude778]

How it would be when Scout fights Engineer. Scout uses Force A Nature blast! Not really effective... Engineer uses Sentry! Scout Dodges! Scout uses "BONK"! It's Super Effective! Engineer uses "nope.avi" All the damage done on Engineer has been shared with Scout. Scout uses "Sandman" The move fails! Engineer uses wrench. Critical hit! Scout fainted! Engineer gained 578exp! What? Engineer is evolving! Engineer has evolved into Stargineer! RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!

[littlequote]

@Megadude778 Stargineer is evolving. Stargineer has evolved into Vagineer

[VitorHunter12]

Someone can say the lyrics ?

[missmurder311]

@VitorHunter12 Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk

[LAZRCAT]

SPY used TRANSFORM! SPY transformed into ENGINEER!

ENGINEER became confused!

ENGINEER is confused! It hurt itself in confusion!

SPY used FACESTAB!

ENGINEER fainted!

[WaffleDude9001]

Oddish grow, Unfezant fly, Solrock shines, and brother, I catch Pokemon.

[juanp888]

thums up for a high quality download link :D

[WrathOfThePharaoh]

Scout used Force-O-Nature. It's super effective! Heavy used POW! Scout fainted.

[TheEvalButterfree]

@WrathOfThePharaoh pow would be like fissure

1 hit kill ALWAYS but rarely hits

[Hampsterman4]

@killzoneslash NO. The joke came from "Meet the Heavy". One of the lines from the original video was "It costs $400,000 for me to fire this gun... for 12 SECONDS." The quote on the hat is a reference to the video.

[InfernoDevastation]

@killzoneslash the heavy hat the duty rag say this cost 400,000 dollar to wear it for 12 second that where it came from

[Hampsterman4]

@InfernoDevastation NO. You're both morons. The joke came from "Meet the Heavy". One of the lines from the original video was "It costs $400,000 for me to fire this gun... for 12 SECONDS." The quote on the hat is a reference to the video.

[InfernoDevastation]

@Hampsterman4 YES AND IT ON THE HEAVY DUTY RAG

[Hampsterman4]

@InfernoDevastation I believe I said "The quote on the hat is a reference to the video." I meant "rag" instead of "hat".

[InfernoDevastation]

@Hampsterman4 YES AND IT ON THE HEAVY DUTY RAG TOO ASK VALVE THEN

[fullmetalbunny]

level 5 scout is not credit to pokemon team!

[bisono64]

@fullmetalbunny level 100 scout is credit to pokemon TEAM!!!

[KieranD212]

Almost like YTMND: For Gameboy lol

[jony5778]

scout uses bonk: that was not very effective. heavy uses sandwitch. critical hit. (scout 1 HP) scout uses bonk. not very effective........a ko hit.

i know it is not funny.

[MilesAwayRyan]

@jony5778 Well, sandvich is more like a healing move... like a Miltank's Milk Drink...

Now, I've a Heavy right behind me and he's gonna kill me D:

[Z0mbieS1ayer]

uteuteuteuteuteuteuteuteuteute­uteuteuteuteuteuteuteuteuteute­uteuteuteuteuteuteuteuteuteute­uteuteuteuteuteuetuete

[MrCooljeppe]

scout used scattergun

heavy used sandwitch scout used Boink!!

critical hit.

heavy fainted

[Biocorporations]

Pokebonk gotta boink them all!!!

[KITTYCLUSTERFUCK]

@Biocorporations Sounds perv.

[TerrorWolfX]

Needs more POOT(IS)

[m4c43ver]

awesome song :D

[superstickie]

Scout - Zigzagoon (when trying to snipe, there always zig-zagging)

Soldier - Blastoise (Both use "cannons")

Pyro - Charizard (FIRE FIRE FIRE)

Demoman - Voltorb (KA BOOOM)

Heavy - Snorlax (Giant)

Engineer - ?

Medic - Chansey (healers)

Sniper - ?

Spy - Ditto (transforming ability)

[Meety2000]

@superstickie POKE FORTRESS V

Scout= Watchog (evo of SCOUT POKEMON)

Solider= Haxorus (idk, just seems fitting)

Pyro= DARMANITAN. (big nd scary)

Demoman= Conkeldurr (it mustof used grenades to get those stone things, and its black)

Heavy= Seismitoad (big and fat)

Engineer= Klinklang (GOTTAH MOVE DAT GEER UP)

Medic= Audino (used instead of Chansey in pkmn centers in unova)

Sniper= Sawk (based off a karate master and is very tall, sniper is a jarate master and also very tall)

Spy= Ditto

[superstickie]

@Meety2000

spy = zoraork (has a ditto like ability)

[Reesa12123]

TEAM KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tgtopsecret1]

i finally heard the actually pokemon song at 1:17

[superstickie]

@Tgtopsecret1 then i ques you dont know your pokemon themes to well >.<

[lolololcopyright]

LOL then its not "run" but "homerun"

[crazedpivotguy1234]

I swear, if there was a TF2 pokemon...

I would fucking.

Orgasm.

[BlueYoshi121]

Sasha: PO: 135

AC: 70

Shotgun: PO: 95

AC: 75

Fists: PO: 90

AC: 90

Sandvich: PO: -

AC: -

[BlueYoshi121]

Scattergun: PO: 100

AC: 50

Pistol: PO: 30

AC: 85

Bat: PO: 75

AC: 90

Bonk! Atomic Punch: PO: -

AC: -

[theMaikol1995]

why this is on animal and pets category? o_O

[ThePlomma]

Bonkémon

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

Scout used BOINK

It's not very effective...

Heavy used $4000000 to heal himself for twelve seconds.

Scout used FORCE-A-NATURE

Critical hit!

Heavy fainted!

Scout gained 56 exp. points!

Scout learned "MY BALL" absolutely free!

Wait...Scout is evolving!

Scout evolved into HIS MOTHER

[happytomtomrblx]

@SuperAwesomeTiago then wait a sec... RUN FROM SPY SCOUT!!! RUNNNN

[HDxSuperNOOB]

@SuperAwesomeTiago so he evolves into pyro?

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

@HDxSuperNOOB Lolfanfic

[magellan0224]

@SuperAwesomeTiago lololol ditto

[tnuoccaeht]

IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE THE SONG WAS ALL BONKS

[Jontehmannen]

Heavy is at least in lvl 43.

[TheRadical149]

THAT DITTO IS A SPY

[MagnetZero]

Oh the memories...

[Haloumouse]

nostalgya :(

[NosekeTV]

scawt

[malofa99]

FUCKS SAKES, BONK HIM ALREADY!

[WutzGewdNyeggah]

Scout uses scattergun blast! It's ineffective!

Heavy uses "POW"! scout dodges ! (who can't dodge a taunt kill?)

Scout uses "BONK"! it was super effective!

Heavy uses "Sandvich"! heavy's health is replenished!

Scout uses "throw ball"! It was ineffective! heavy is enraged!

Heavy uses "KGoB Barrage"! it was mega ultra super effective!

Scout fainted!

Heavy gains 1073exp!

What? heavy is evolving!

Heavy has evolved to TANK!

[MarbalTm]

@WutzGewdNyeggah Me: TANK!

Vagineer: MATTOG

Vagiscout: KNOB

Vagiheavy: HCIVDNAS

Me: GODDAMNIT

[SeanGordonXRX]

@WutzGewdNyeggah You my friend, have just made me rofl so hard.

Thank you

[Krihalyz]

@WutzGewdNyeggah Scattergun close shot 100+ dmg.

[WutzGewdNyeggah]

@Krihalyz Scattergun is vepon for baby! in russia, i see watergun stronger than scattergun.

[HeavyWeaponsCore]

@WutzGewdNyeggah Wild Bill Apeared

Bill Used M16

Tank is Enraged

Tank used Smash

Its Super Efective

Bill Used Molotov

Its Super Duper Efective

Tank Fainted

Bill Gained Over 9000 Exp

[WutzGewdNyeggah]

@HeavyWeaponsCore Hax!

A wild dr. hax appeared!

Bill uses m60! it's super ineffective!

Dr. Hax uses throw monitor! you bet your ass it's effective!

Bill has fainted! (and banned from the game)

Dr. Hax gains 0exp! (because he's max lvl)

[iDivinityx]

@WutzGewdNyeggah nonono!!! heavy is supposed to gain 1337 EXP.!!!!!

[astronautaification1]

@WutzGewdNyeggah scout will never get fainted cause rainbows don make him cry.

[Jontehmannen]

@WutzGewdNyeggah Wait, Heavy got 1073 exp. points from a level 5 Scout?

[WutzGewdNyeggah]

@Jontehmannen Just imagine the scout had a medic overhealing him, was on crit-a-cola, atomic punch, buff banner, battalion's backup and-oh you get the point.

[allyman89]

ahh good ol' 3rd generation of pokemon

[SwedishTraceur97]

@allyman89 you lost THE GAME.

[TehShinegami]

It cost $400 000 to watch that vid

[luizmw2]

I'm hearing "DICK DICK DICK" on the background.

[Link2000Thor]

the heavy is a traitor!

[ash3255]

BONKEMON

[onhlxxhelmetxx]

Scout use the sandman's ball stun, IS SUPER EFECTIVE

Heavy is knocked!

Scout use force-a-nature, scout has critic and IS SUPER EFECTIVE

Heavy defeated!

[grovyle05]

wow... most annoying thing ever, but still quite awesome!

[kisamexsx]

This is called Friendly Fire

[devil19x]

the 3 pokémon at start are heavy scout and sniper because it work that way most of the time.... *scout<heavy heavy<sniper scout<sniper* so if you pick scout in the game your rival will take heavy and all like that

*this is really a random comment*

[TheHomieStar]

I'd pay $400,000 to play this game for twelve seconds.

[axellekiller93]

@TheHomieStar Damn Looked this for 24 Seconds...

I dont have that kind of money ! o_o

[MilesAwayRyan]

@axellekiller93 And I looked the complete video twice (the double of 82 seconds... 164 seconds...)

Damnit! I hope they won't notice...

[therealGLaDOS]

@TheHomieStar then your dumb

[Jimmykreedz]

@TheHomieStar I'll animate a short 12 sec game for you. How would you like to do the transaction?

[Featboxer]

@TheHomieStar your thumbs up is over 300!!!!!!!!!!! and btw I was the 300th

[TehSargentman]

Why is it saying pillz here?

[Rabengesang]

When does w´this edition release? I would pay 40.000$ to play it.

[Toraka1]

@Rabengesang but that would only last 1.2 seconds

[tege01]

team-o-mon

[JackIsASpy]

The lowest Bonks sound like BOOBEH BOOBEH BOOBEH

[TheDaily5]

THATS IMPOSSIBLE heavy should atleast be lvl 100

[SuperHackMania]

In Soviat Russia a wild Digimon is appeared!

[zeeiblob]

engineer sent out sentry!

spy used sap!

its super effective!

[zeeiblob]

engineer sent out sentry!

spy used sap!

its super effective!

[roster312]

@zeeiblob zeeiblod posts a comment

i use a thumb down + comment

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

[marioman1242]

garrymon

[redwv]

@marioman1242 No. *facepalm* Poke-Fortress 2. BETA 

[DasNeueFeuer]

I seen better. Maybe it would be a bit more fun if they actually did something instead of just standing there. :)

[Pur3P0wn4g3]

Scout:

Batter Up - (Atk) High crit ratio.

Pistol shot - (Sp. Atk) Shoot an enemy with high accuracy.

Shotgun blast - (Sp. Atk) Blast the enemy with your shotgun. The defending pokémon may flinch.

Crit A Cola - Increase attack and special attack, but decrease defend and special defend.

Heavy:

Bullet spray - (Sp. atk) Hits 0-10 times in one turn.

Eat sandvich - Heals all your hp.

Yell at Medic - If succeed, you'll be overhealed and overpowered.

Punch - High crit ratio.

[Phantom3660]

Team Pokemon 2

[Gigapivot99]

A WILD HEAVY APPEARED! What will scout do? Items..... SANDVICH

[JDudex1]

.... ive been wating 1 year for your move.....

[TermiLoq]

LOL

[Darthprell]

IT'S BONKEMON!!!

[GPWfiles]

Scout uses BOINK! its super effective!

Heavy uses a "in soviet russia..." joke! its not very effective.

Scout uses Bonk atomic punch! max health!

Heavy uses Dolkahs bar! max health!

Scout uses Memes!

Heavy faints!

Scout gained 100xp and a hat!

[ADxTygon]

@GPWfiles WHAT?! SCOUT IS EVOLVING!!! DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNNU!!!!! SCOUT ACQUIRED THE FaN! YOU ARE NOW OVER POWERED :D

[nokneegrow]

THAT HEAVY IS A SPAIIIIII!!!!!!!, cuz thier both red LOL

[olinar90]

@nokneegrow teamkillers

[cooler3737]

@nokneegrow Or the the scout is..... O.o