Jeff the killer

[CrashSucksMariosaGOD]

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[141Androx]

it is barney without purple

[JiVeStUrKeY222]

Is this a true story??? Someone pleaseeeeeeeeeee tell me! I think it's real.

[fmabfma]

@JiVeStUrKeY222 It's not real.

[JiVeStUrKeY222]

@fmabfma Oh ok. :P

[CrashSucksMariosaGOD]

I want to fuck Jeff, Smile Dog, BEN (from the Haunted Majora's Mask creepypasta), Suicide Squidward, Suicide Mouse, and SLENDERMAN! :D

[TheInvadingKittens]

ah this isn't so ba-

1:29 WHAT THE HEELLLLLLL! DX

[JayRod703]

for me, i find Jeff the killer having the "insert name here " desease

[CosmicDestroyer99]

Anyone else want a mask of that

[TheCyber3000]

I couldn't see the writing in the beginning so I full screened it. omfg never again!

[moonfacemoonfacemoo]

I'm sorry, but who uses a "gallon of acid" to clean a bathtub? That is like the worst housekeeping tip ever. Though I have to say, it still makes more sense than the original Creepypasta, which is completely stupid. Poor Jeff deserves a better origin story.

[HillDueceua]

"You may be wondering how his face looks that way"

nope, photoshop

[DChatc]

This story was just full of shiiiiiiiiiiit!

Jeff's brother was jumped by some gangbangers and was wrongfully sent to jail for defending himself. Later Jeff tried to avenge his brother but got burnt in the face for it.

His parents acted all highfalutin and morally hypocritical about the whole thing, so he had a meltdown and carved a smile into his cheeks and burnt his eyelids off and than hacked his folks into bits.

[Sesseur]

@DChatc

youtube vid-2008

creepypasta-2011

oh shi-

[LipeNoda]

Shit, just gotta real!

[Andyg179179]

Guys, this isn't real, if you read the story it says he burned his eyelids, he was lit on fire, he cut his face, he would be dead don't you think? Also when he stabbed that kid in the arm, the next day he is fighting again? No duh this is fucking fake! So everyone who thinks this is real! Its damn fucking fake!

[poisonpop666]

@Andyg179179 no shit, right? but its an awesoem story and character

[BandicootKate]

:C damn you youtube, I really wanted to listen to this -.-

[Bennyhillcat]

what have the fangirls done to you....

;3;

[AikoMiyamae]

Is it true this was based off a real murderer?

[RebeccawasMURdERD]

gσ тσ ѕℓєєρ

[KurisuKaname]

@RebeccawasMURdERD MEEP! I DON'T WANNA! DX I WANNA STAY UP! AND NOT DIE! I have spreaded the word. about Smile.dog and have done some spreading of Smile.Jeff.

[CheckPleez480]

@KurisuKaname dont stare at smile dog fer too long....it increases insanity

[KurisuKaname]

@CheckPleez480 No shit sherlock, and don't watch Suicide mouse or you will die.

[CheckPleez480]

@KurisuKaname hm...tell me a summary of the story of suicide mouse. i already know about slendyman :D, jeff the killer, smile dog. i never knew about suicide mouse.

[KurisuKaname]

@CheckPleez480 Suicide Mouse was a said creation from Walt Disney. Its said he was going mad. Basicly it starts with Mickey walking down the street. Horrible piano music playing. That lasts a few minutes. until the screen goes black. It will stay black fr a few minutes then the animation will come back. I believe it comes back with some strange murmuring. Afterwords it starts to play a blood curling scream as the animation starts to go wacky. Look at next reply for more.

[KurisuKaname]

@KurisuKaname It then gets louder and more wacky. I believe it also shows his face melting off a bit. Some guy watched it partially but got scared (he worked for Disney) then he sent another guy in. After it ended the man went to the security guard saying "true suffering is not known" or something as he took the gun and shot himself. This Suicide Mouse video has been leaked and the original is said to still be intact. Just in the Disney vault because it was Walt's creation.

[KurisuKaname]

@KurisuKaname Also there was more stories like this. It seems people find a cartoon and there's ALWAYS a "lost episode" or two or more of it that have to do with an insane animator. Squidward's Suicide and Dead Bart are other examples. And there were Lost episodes of two different Sonic cartoons (look around the internet and the creepypasta index for these stories) but Never download or look at barelybreathing.exe it is said to be smile.jpg plus suicidemouse.avi

[KurisuKaname]

@KurisuKaname Thats about it but I needed alot of posts for that story. Your welcome in advance. and I used to like creepypasta (A week or so ago) which is when I found it but now the stories seem to be scaring me more. If you know how to add me as a friend on here then do it and I will talk to you more. Bye.

[CheckPleez480]

@KurisuKaname i watched suicide mouse at like....4 in the morning. i needed to go pee. there was NO way i was gonna walk down that hallway, so i stayed in my room. i needed to change to purple sweat pants at 4:37 -_-

[CheckPleez480]

@KurisuKaname also, i think my sanity melted away like his face O.O

[KurisuKaname]

@CheckPleez480 XD YOU PISSED YOURSELF? I never watch the whole thing. I would skip bits. but thanks for the info XD. But DON'T DOWNLOAD BARELYBREATHING.EXE It is Suicide mouse mixed with Smile Dog. Its said to be some of the worst of the worst of this type of shit. But either way. Nice info about you pissin yourself.....XD

[TrueBionikkuIcafire]

And a gallon of acid would have maybe killed him...

[TrueBionikkuIcafire]

Actually Jeff was set on fire and Bleached. Then he carved a smile into his lips.

[MrYomama315]

Is he real?



[Purekitsune]

It's alright, I wasn't planning on going to sleep anyways:/

[vVilts]

When u see this video.

u know that u are at the weird part of youtube again.

[2012WH1]

Tht's is not even close to how it happen...He ws in a fight...Read the whole story bou him...Type in Jeff the killer and clik on creepywiki er watev

[Sesseur]

@2012WH1 Fun fact, this video was made way before the creepypasta. This shitty non-hollywood video is the real story.

[BouArmy]

so . . this is the source of the image: Photoshop :D

[SippinonMickeys]

Mom always told him not to run in the bathroom with a gallon of acid...

[CaitlinsComicsAlt]

The person who amde the creepypasta must of been highly influenced by Kuchisake-Onna.

[IGotStacksOnStacks]

Fail photoshop.

Getting my bills out the mail box is creepier than this.

[gilliganZer0]

Put this video while looking at the image... /watch?v=xidnpIgkvCk

[The123collin]

its facke

[FrauofGermany]

I cannot tell a lie... Jeff the Killer is one of the stupidest creepypastas I've ever read.

[Sesseur]

@FrauofGermany This wasn't meant to be a creepypasta XDXD

[Mikuruification]

@Sesseur

My dick iz hard as titanium

[ultmatDUD]

@Sesseur can you please tell wtf is a creepypasta? wtf is all this shit

[Sesseur]

@ultmatDUD

Creepypasta is another name for a spooky story.

[Maddiesapphire]

@FrauofGermany

the creepypasta is stupid

but the picture is one of the scariest pictures ive seen...

[blackdencc]

what i heard happened to his face ids that he cut his mouth so he could always smile and burnt of his eye lids so he could never sleep.

[RedTyrant2]

@blackdencc Obviously the dumbass who posted this doesn't know the real story, which by the way is just that. A story.

[Sesseur]

@RedTyrant2 Which is the real story again? the youtube vid or the creepypasta? im conflicted.

[RedTyrant2]

@Sesseur Creepypasta story bro. That's the real one.

[Sesseur]

@RedTyrant2

I'm afraid not, This is the original. This was made first.

[RedTyrant2]

@Sesseur You have any idea how ridiculous it sounds on how he would turn into a psycho because of one accident?

[Sesseur]

@RedTyrant2 It wasn't really because of the accident, but the effects of the accident. He always was unstable even before the accident.

[UntitledKirk]

I'm sorry, but this story is fucking stupid. :)

[Sesseur]

@UntitledKirk

Holy shit bro, you finally noted the parts of the story weren't actually serious, but come on, saying the obvious makes you look dumb. :)

[UntitledKirk]

@Sesseur Oh look it's the guy that made the video. Why did you upload this? It's a crappy video.

[Sesseur]

@UntitledKirk Better than the shit you made, oh wait, you didn't make any videos. Of course it would be a crappy video if it consisted of nothing but pictures and captions, there was music to top it off but WMG are fucking Nazis. If you haven't noticed the story is half assed deliberately, you honestly think I was aiming for seriousness in this creepypasta? I was sure the "Free candy" picture would have signified that this video was intended to be fucking stupid. Only some parts are legit. ;D



[UntitledKirk]

@Sesseur Lol u mad? I like how you typed a long ass message just for me ;)

[Sesseur]

@UntitledKirk

Lol no. Not even a little. Nice meme reference though. Although you did convince me you were literally a dumb ass, I commend you on your excellent trolling skills. All those years of lurking 4Chan finally paid off huh?

[UntitledKirk]

@Sesseur I'm not a troll... this video is really bad. And yes, you are mad. Go ahead, reply to me again. Be mad. Again. Idiot.

[Sesseur]

@UntitledKirk You're still trying? It looks to me like you're getting a little frustrated there.

Why would I be upset over someone who likes emo music? After all, the only pussy you ever got was being born from your mother broski ;D.

Go fail troll somewhere else you silly goose.

[UntitledKirk]

@Sesseur You're the only one trying here buddy. You're seriously mad. It's pathetic. I've never seen somebody get this butt hurt over a simple comment. Just calm the fuck down lol.

[Sesseur]

@UntitledKirk

You're delusional buddy.

[MeDsiii]

Jigsaws retarted brother...

[cocoroyamm]

no top comment?time for me to shine...INSERT UNNESECERY BONER JOKE

[glados360]

@cocoroyamm PAHEAL! This is NO time for sex jokes!!!

[HarveyMidnight]

1:38 really bad edit.

[webman64]

Why do I end up in the wierd part of youtube evertime I am on youtube for about an hour..

[joelcll]

@webman64 It's like Rome, duh.

[Shitkidhtf]

@webman64 stop commenting the same as everyone else. Just because they get thumbs up doesnt mean they want you to copy them

[webman64]

@Shitkidhtf Hey bro, fuck you. I didn't post for any thumbs. it's the damn truth.. I was watching music videos and I ended up watching this...

[Harleyquinn191]

JEFF. OH MY GOD STEP FREAKIN PEOPLE OUT WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVE SOMBREROS

[downwithcupcakes]

oh damn...id dump my boyfriend for you @_@

[watever1011911]

hasnt anyone thawt of the option of photoshop? wtf its obviously bn photoshopped...;)



[Sesseur]

@watever1011911

You just sayin' that... cus... yous an idiot.

[watever1011911]

@Sesseur nah im saying it cuz yer totz anyone who pours acid on their face wud totz look like that... its photoshopped...cus...yous an idiot

[Sesseur]

@watever1011911 Not photoshopped cause theres no pixles.

[wolfbrother111]

@Sesseur every picture has pixels, Photoshopped or not...

[Sesseur]

@wolfbrother111

you asked foe eet.

[Voidjanrulerserus]

@watever1011911

He didn't pour acid on his face.

he was in a fight and got alchahol and bleach on his face then his face got burnt.

[Sesseur]

@Voidjanrulerserus

Thats fanfiction bullshit son.

[Luigi84289]

@Voidjanrulerserus Looks fine to me.

[thafuknouz]

@Sesseur This version is photoshopped. There's a real version of jeff. Just google image it.

[StrawberryDreamsPony]

D'awwwh the first picture is my wallpaper on my phone :3 add me?

[fruitsbasketmangalov]

LIU LOOKS LIKE THE HIPPIE FROM THAT 70'S SHOW.

[97DomDom]

Is he wearing a mask? a face wich is damaged by acid NEVER look like this

[omnimon64]

@97DomDom Lol i know right. Its definitely not a mask though. But if it was acid there would be no skin just all meat.

[AtemnoYugi1232]

ssshhhh.... go to sleep

[VaderforprezAZ09]

1:57

I so lol'd at this. Except when I tried it myself I got screamed at :c

[SonicNewsCentral]

Sleeping was boring anyway.

[000NES]

Try look in his eyes for 5 min

[Wafflepal]

@000NES

Tried. failed. Went insane. lol

[DethHax]

joker status

[soldier0m1]

derp

[weEVILzLAIRS89]

I wanna shirt with his face on it

[umarazhan1]

@weEVILzLAIRS89 would be cooler if there is a text written "Go back to sleep"

[TrueBionikkuIcafire]

@umarazhan1 Go to the Creepy Pasta wiki and there's a Jeff the Killer part 2.

[r4shka]

I'm not sleeping over this. *I'm too excited for that - Jeff is too sexy for me to control myself xD - Search Jeff Killer Kuss Mich on DeviantART to understand my joke.*

[AikoMiyamae]

CHRIST ON A CRACKER

[helixmaster9]

me: good night everyone :D * prepares shotgun*

*Jeff comes out*

me: die mother fker

Jeff: ( oh sh&(*

[bannanahammer1]

i wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway

[Paramarify]

Hay! Where`s ''GO TO SLEEP''!?

[CronistImperialis]

Michael jackson!

[TsukaimaR1ngu]

wow i cant watch this face omg

[Diggler397]

:icongotospleepplz:

[kame4prez]

where did u get these pictures? i wanna make the first one and the fourth ones my backgrounds for my phone

[Sesseur]

@kame4prez  Okay, we'll webcam.

[kame4prez]

@Sesseur or just send it em to my email

[Moopsiekin]

Lol is brother is a ladysman?i dont think so xD

[Lucario003]

...how did the acid left his teeth so perfect?

[Sesseur]

@Lucario003 maybe cause it didn't get inside his mouth?

[Skilletfreak901]

@Lucario003 The only acid strong enough to dissolve human bone is sulfuric acid, and I highly doubt anyone would clean out a bathtub with that.

[VaderforprezAZ09]

@Lucario003 He got burnt, haven't you read the story? Fire. Burnt with fire. Went insane.

[Claimthestorm]

Despite this women still think he is attractive and worth a good look!

[GwanThwei]

not acid, BLEACH. Who uses acid to clean a bathroom?

[Sesseur]

@GwanThwei You use acid to clean a clog.

[xxZeroZonexx]

Wait, his name is Jeff? Well that's some good old fashioned nightmare retardant!

[punkstar017]

piiinche risaaaa casi me da un puto infarto u.u

[SnakeSpi]

@punkstar017

A mi igual, pero me despues me cague de risa con tu comentario xDDDDD

[Trualdie]

Whos actually this guy?

[Sesseur]

@Trualdie The truth will shock you.

[Trualdie]

@Sesseur I dont care :P (a little)

[Sesseur]

@Trualdie Well..... he's from jersey.

[Trualdie]

@Sesseur Hes a real killer or just a fake creppypasta?

[Sesseur]

@Trualdie He's just a scared little girl.

[SupaMarioX]

@Sesseur He gives me a fucking boner.

[Trualdie]

@Sesseur oh, its a girl? shes pretty :) (fap fap fap fap fap)

[Sesseur]

@Trualdie A girl with a huge cock.

[Trualdie]

@Sesseur Thanks, man, i did write fap fap.. but i didnt really di it, i was going to lol

[Sesseur]

@Trualdie I like to jack off to myself in the mirror, open my mouth wide, squeal like I'm a little girl.

Don't tell anyone that, not even you.

[iggyman91]

@Sesseur lolwut

[heyitsconnor1]

OMG ITS THE SONG THAT U GET FREE WITH ITUNES!!!!!! :D

[DeidaraFox]

Aww I love you Jeff :)

[RoseFoxen]

thanks

didnt want to sleep tonight anyway

:3

[TheSenhorZe]

You wanted over 9000?

You have over 9000!

[distrubedthedead93]

ok lets see here guys that are white put even whiter mask on hmmm ur coming to my next brith day now see how jills how my engrish or u let the battle begain

[MattT1996]

I just shat a brick house ._.

[CuentasSimilares]

awww... that is cute!

[MyKurohime]

._.



[MrTrevRand]

I have the same couch that "jeff" is sitting on... weird

[kinlun124]

Is a image edit of Marilyn manson

[StarOnion]

Does Jeff do birthday parties?

[2luigifan1]

FAPPING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

[elbarto169]

1:53 Pedobear van?

[Rev3rendO]

jeezz that naughty smile really gave me a boner :D

[kkakkkashi]

@Sesseur If you're a serial killer why you dont have fame?

-

does anyone know the name of this song?

[Sesseur]

@kkakkkashi

Where does it say serial at? I can really go for some cerial right now.

[ResorteraTV]

@kkakkkashi this song is "I Guess You're Right" by the Posies it's a fucking good song

[Sesseur]

@ResorteraTV Thats why I used it..

[kkakkkashi]

Plzzzz

The name of music

[WumpaWumpaCrash]

What is the name of the song?

[kkakkkashi]

"Free candy"

scary...

Is that story real?and...why "jeff the killer"?Does Jeff is killing people?I'm your fan *-*

[Sesseur]

@kkakkkashi Think of Jeff as the next.... Amanda Bynes.

[PortillaJ22]

@Sesseur What?

How do you compare Jeff the Killer to Amanda Bynes?

[iafala]

@kkakkkashi does you speak english?

lawl

[kkakkkashi]

@iafala no... +/-

I try ^^

[kkakkkashi]

How many people jeff killed?

And...name of this music?

[taurogames]

Why jeffs killer???

[YetAnotherTroll]

lol, newfag believes encyclopedia dramatica articles!

XD

[icedragon295]

Jeff, I want to fuck you like an animal.

[Harleyquinn191]

@icedragon295

O__________________O

[SharksIncorporated]

Jeff is awesome :D

[PortillaJ22]

See, now I'm confused as Hell.

Which of the two pictures is the real one, if either of them are real?

And, if it is real, I'm pretty sure Jeff wouldn't want us talking about him like this.

I think someone already said it: This dude really needs a hug.

So, next time you see this, try not to shit brix, and remember that there IS a human heart beating under that skin of his.