Benefit - If I owned a midget

[xxthizz420xx]

little fathead gordo! haaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahaha

[wordtoyourmother6]

definitely helped create this song in middle school. where's the credit to andrew?!

[MyDiamond48]

So sick!!!

[crystalowenify]

Love this song

[TheRobbyDanger]

he always has cuts from taxi driver...... not that its suprising it is an incredible movie

[somenewuns]

Old school shit here... still have the disc....!

[purplaya10]

gordos revenge is more funny thumbs up if u agree

[lordganja100]

oh thats already been said =/

[lordganja100]

i bet all the people who disliked this vidoe are midgets



[vivaleandrew]

his song has everything. the goonies, midgets, and some nasty lyrics.

[Ex4r]

the "hey you guys" kinda sounds like "mario kart"

[punkrocker828]

@Ex4r no thats sloth off of the goonies haha

[lerrom28]

i want to go out and buy a midget now

[pooplegecky]

taxi driver!

[d0ucher1]

WORD

[INGAHOOTZ]

36 midgets disliked this song

[ashandavis]

like a midget at a urinal ill have to stay on my toes

[jjkills123456]

blunt ride music 4 me

[KEYatATL]

i've had this song on repeat for 3 years now ;)

[sublimejunkie1]

lol havent heard this song in years, like i dont even remember how i stumbled upon it ..like napster, soulseek, or limewire********back in the day....it obviously stuck with me...glad i decided to search it**************lol....

wonlove

trem

0h10

[CassyLeal1987]

@sublimejunkie1 yea me to...it was limewire for sure i typed in underground cause im into underground shit....well like u couldnt telll lol... :)

[CoastieDaughter]

I am glad Andrew Showed me this(:

[ParadoxAssassin]

That sample is pretty funny. The lyrics are alright, not bad.

[d33pbrwn72]

HEY YOU GUYS!

[lastcall150]

what movie is the intro 2

[Mcshag]

@lastcall150 Hey you guys is from "Goonies", not sure if that was the part you were referring to.

[squidsley8]

the goonies hahaha

[ShadowBoyRockz]

this dude..... the funniest rapper ever

[R0MER017]

35 dislikes?....

Dang Midgets!

[klgrffkvn]

Is he from RMD

[glocksthrop]

Im offensive and I find this a Midget

[keyofawesomefan]

@glocksthrop Have you ever heard the joke about the dyslexic person who walked into a bra?

[blablabl12]

Yes I am listening to this in 2011

No Im not going to press any number on my keyboard

No Im not going to thumbs up your comment

No I dont care whats wrong with 1,250+ people

No I dont care about you raping a button

No I was not sent here by someone else

Music is there to be listened and appreciated unfortunately there are people out there who just dont see that. The music industry is becoming more about marketing and less about musical quality. Now u can read 1 comment

[NotEvenRappers]

@blablabl12 stfu

[NightieNightHD]

@blablabl12 you forgot to mention that you were gagging for a thumbs up :/

[FatBeatsHipHop]

sick goonies sample " hayyyy yooouuu guyysss!!! "

[Nintendoom64]

@FatBeatsHipHop beat me to it. lol i was watching goonies just now and when sloth said "heyy you guyssss!!!" i was like wait a minute, thats in benefits song. lol

[Nasuke67]

Omg this dude is the next Eminiem!

[aldarko1]

@Nasuke67 too bad he was out way b 4 em was

[rayan1953]

@Nasuke67 no benefit got his own shit



[xxSMOKERxxTOKERxx]

haha can we be friends



[jee247365]

hella funny! just heard this for the 1st time.

[Muzulmann]

do all white rappers do funny raps?

[dbspaceoditty]

@Muzulmann no. black people just are not funny...haha, actually, i think it has to do with most fake black rappers are rappers cause they where raised in the suburbs and want people to believe there hood...

check out S.T.D schaffer the dark lord he is great.

[2064219393]

@Muzulmann naw, i've heard white rappers spit some real shit. Check out macklemore otherside remix.

[MrFreshasimis93]

@Muzulmann not all of them. I mean look at Asher

[Tbino024]

Freebeerandhotwings brought me here

[vinnieRokz]

lol !!!!!

[firehot006]

34 midgets watched this video.

[cjbb12]

34 people gag on a big one

[hannahbrownn]

me and this man seem to have the same ideas on midgets....

[riverlr07351]

would you do her? yea i'll sleep with er

[riverlr07351]

this intro kicks ass cause its about the blond midget who wants to sit in the front seat or something like that

[xTASTExTHExCOURAGEx]

this is fucking awesome : D

but sloth was about as far from a midget as i've ever seen : P

("heeey yoooouu guuuuuys!!")

[chaosmaster107]

When it comes down to the like and dislike bar, it seems the dislike bar... Came short.

[bigTanner12]

yea benefits sick :P

[knaxon]

was it a lady midget? .. Midgets are funny... Sometimes id like to own a midget.. they always wanna sit in the front seat.. so fuckin funny.

[cjizzle88888]

Haha

[bigroro16]

Song is dope

[TheIllegalmusic]

haha good humor



[jalanrox]

trololol i got a migit friend sooo this is lol

[Jouz92]

ILL

[DaveoCamaro]

of the two I know personally, one was also legally disabled. the other only suffered from dwarfism. the lack of the growth hormone.

whats a joke

[10qaws]

copy and paste :) people gotta sleep 

[10qaws]

hypnosis for sleep (deep sleep)

[12Twerve]

Mini-Me!



[michaeltarwater92]

I guess i know what i want for Christmas...

[JaywalkCorps]

Midgets take up a small population of the world...... it annoys me up to here (points at knees)

[TheBabyKookaburra]

Dave your fuckin retarded... Midgets arnt disabled people.. Stop being an ignorant asshole.

[jerime420]

This is the best thing I've ever heard in my life.

[Travisalberger]

@DaveoCamaro i guess ur just a fuckn fag with no sense of humor

[lTheSituation]

@DaveoCamaro You're ignorant

[ILickPeople]

@DaveoCamaro weak dood, thats not cool

[NPHaintgay]

@DaveoCamaro not wasted at all

[NoFunCrew]

@DaveoCamaro ever heard of a joke bro?

[trickynix77]

Did you know that NASA contemplated using midgets for space programs. They were thinking they could build ships half-size, and equip with only half as much oxygen, etc. Unfortunately, they abandoned this concept because of the political implications. Still, it's funny to think that somewhere, somebody contemplated the notion of sending midgets into space. Of course, if I was a midget, I might be be offended by this post...Wait a minute, I'm a midget. I can say what I want, Small peeps rule, Ho

[BRENDA93GUERRERO]

31 angry midgets:)

[zombiejon]

Midgets always look as if they are about to tumble over from their over-sized midget craniums. Just let em fall over.

thanks for posting this. Great song. 

[MegaKidkudi]

i wish i had a midget to!!!!

[public427]

wouldnt the midget hang ur ass up

[G0ldGuy44]

28 Angry midgets :)

[Awolfx]

I named my little hookah, Lil' Gordo.

[ahhgirl67]

@Awolfx Shisha all the way! we should smoke lil midgets in 'em!

[tcfmsa]

28 People are angry midgets.

[savysosa]

this shit hella old, did he ever make another album?

[77astharisawsome]

benefit is from wherei live

[ynoter]

28 midgets= pwned!

[DiRtYJew214]

even my true midget loves this jam lol

[Nkirkendoll90]

ROTFLMFAO....enough said.

[PICKyourSELFupTV]

hahahaaaaaaa

[agresivom7]

diz go hard iwant a fckin midget bruh

[kamikaze868]

Tune rel hard Wrd up dsc

[nicntree]

wo-wo-wo-wo-word

[UncleZee95]

haha fuckin jokes 

[CorayW]

dedge is a midget ;)

[hamster4443]

AA YOUUUUU GUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[tasgraff420]

SONG IS SO GREAT!!! MADE ME LAUGH!!

[xosccrlvrxo]

hahhahahaha I dont care ill sleep with anybody

hahah

[budmoore1234]

I'm a midget and I don't find this song offensive at all. In fact it makes me glad non-midgets have fun with us midgets

and benefit is sooo SICK it likes drinking a whole bottle of 151

[TheATUWonderBoy]

@budmoore1234 who let u out of ur cage...

[TheStudyOfPedro]

Taxi Driver

[Ginley14]

pke him, and tell him to say "hoo hoo hoo"

[Swaginrags]

i love the fact that they incorperate the Goonies :P

[MrTrymynutz]

BEST SONG!

[wilrules23]

gordo and his 23 other friends must be locked in a cage for acting in rage and disliking this video...

[propererwin]

Sometimes I'd like to own a midget, I mean, they're funny...

[mLoks714]

i'd hang him upside down and poke him with a stick ! :D Lol

[losgalto1432847237tb]

BESt SONG EV3R

[familyguybullfrog]

gordo must have created 24 different accounts do down rate this

[13whakeekeespirit13]

hhhaaayyyyy yooouuu guuuuuyyyyssszzzzzz!

[KleberTaylorGang]

@13whakeekeespirit13 bye

[13whakeekeespirit13]

@KleberTaylorGang haha

[FlatBubble]

: D MIdget



[110beto]

Swear To Godd Man Evahh Since iHeard Diss Sonqq iWanna Midget And iWudd name Her Shawtty(: Fre$h!

[superiorone23]

i think most midget's will take offence to this song

[RENEGADETOKER]

Nick likes midget sex

[scoobynicker]

I hate you coden

[zombiezest1334]

lolooololololololololololollol­ololo it looks like 23 migits didint like this song

[Fireupatree]

midgets hate getting paid under the table i heard!!

[agresivom7]

lmfao diz go hard i want a midget

[atv140]

when did the album this song was in come out?

[bbasketballstr11]

@atv140 2002

[lilscorpio118302]

@bbasketballstr11 i copped this joint in 99....

[playinbout]

Wonder if Benefit stills wants to own a midget even at 31 years old.

[elperrotoro]

THIS IS SO FUNNY

[pinkdice07]

WTF he's white !?!?!

[natelamb231231]

benefit is so sick. i think i've favorited every song i've heard from him so far.

[jonnn159]

hit up then left then quickly hit left then up! thumbs up if your playing snake

[hottathenwasabi]

Gordo got 23 of his lil homies to dislike this.

[squidsley8]

how the hell are you not famous

[bigzack203]

@squidsley8 he's not famous..?

[DLcKxFTR]

@bigzack203 not really, only underground cats know about him

[brianwayland]

I wonder if real munchkins like this song.

[DevatorGaming]

at the beginning;PICK UP THIS MIDGET is lol

[JayWalk7]

can you go to my page and listen to the next best artist and leave feedback? you wont leave disappointed, trust me! Thanks (my beats, friends rap)

[Everyman1337]

Silly little Gordo...

[iiJ0C3Yii]

lmao the end how do they look idk ill sleep with anybody

[cograna]

seems like 21 midgets... actually ment Dis-i-Like

[chp13u]

whats with all the fuckn little fag kids talkin bout there height wtf no1 gives a fuck

[jeterdisel]

Love this songgXD

[WUMADMAN720]

You say Justin Bieber-I say Tupac

You say Lil Wayne-I say Biggie Smalls

You say Drake-I say Ice Cube

You say Soulja Boy-I say Big Pun

You say Gucci Mane-I say Rakim

You say New school-i say shut the fuck up

You say Pop-I scream Hip Hop!

You say Hannah Montana-i fucking punch you in the face

92% of teenagers have turned to New school and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this message to another 5 videos

[RVCA91]

this piano has got me buggin!

[ccrazymexicanboy420]

i wish i had a migit

[eequalX]

HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!

[MorbidMorals]

@eequalX lmao i love that sample

[ghost3r63]

siik rapper

[hahabrooke17]

midget hes a midget midget hes a midget

[minnesota157]

instead of at the beach gordo got attacked by pelicans it should be at the zoo gordo got attacked by elephants :):)

[poliismypapi]

Dam u fuken suk!! U sing like a straight bitch!

[thacuban13]

@poliismypapi Learn some proper spelling and grammar so you can create a decent offensive sentence.

[THERULLEMAKREL]

@poliismypapi midget

[TheArck818]

only 129,539 views and i accounted for 10 of them today so sad =[

[xXpiroXx100]

19 midgets need to be attacked by pellicans

[DenBoogy]

funny midgets

[jasondcoi]

benefit can floe. he knoe.

[krisshariff32]

there are 19 midgets who watched this video. I am 11 and 5 feet tall.

[bcroger2]

@krisshariff32

WTF thats not tall.

[krisshariff32]

@bcroger2 At my school, there are like teachers that are 5 foot 2 and stuff like that, Ima kid and In am 5 foot, and 5 feet is not the hight of a midget.

[bcroger2]

@krisshariff32

Yeah but the average height of an 11 years old is 4'11"-5'2"

[krisshariff32]

@bcroger2 Yeah, I am 5 feet. It is between 4"1 and 5"2 and I know people who are shorter that that and 11.

[bcroger2]

@krisshariff32

Yeah but thats a average height not really tall. Although it might be tall to you.

[krisshariff32]

@bcroger2 How tall are u then? huh huh huh

[bcroger2]

@krisshariff32

Am 16 and about 5'11" I don't consider myself to be tall though.

[krisshariff32]

@bcroger2 Holy crap!

[bcroger2]

@krisshariff32

You think thats big? One of my friends is 14 and 6'3"!

[krisshariff32]

@bcroger2 Some dude in the world record book for 2006 is 8 foot 2!

[TofuPuppets]

@krisshariff32 I'm 11 and 5'2 ;)