Half-Life 2: What happens when you kill Lamar.

[usetehforce41]

dr kleiner is blind and thought lamar was up there when she actually was'nt...he needs new glasses!

[IEatToastWhileIPoop]

I did that once. it's annoying

[css403]

XD LLOL

[IEatToastWhileIPoop]

I played this game twice and beat it A year ago

[Latvietis96]

@IEatToastWhileIPoop i`ve played this game dozens of times, ive completed it like 8 times, and i beat it 3 years ago for the first time

[azamirah]

gman in the tv 1.11

[Nathanie19]

maybe the cat use to be kliners pet and lamar is a replacement?

[jewboy11505]

Kleiner's gone crazy

[MyAriel1998]

HD xDDDD

[COMMANDERFOX31]

I did that soo many times ! And it still feels good :D

[Voltzap]

hey its gman

[Xis03]

I like how Barney holds his shit to help Gordon to wear his suit ._.

[jackonno78]

my goodness! gordon freeman, it really is you inst it! *shakes head* no

[321Freeza123]

@The1WhoDraws I'm pretty sure that they tested the teleporter on "The cat" and it got basically evaporated/disentagrated (However you spell that)

[dnwhuman]

Schroedinger's cat. I think that's the reference.

[moderjoker]

@dnwhuman that's right

[jglitch0]

1:10 any one see...oh thats right i dont talk

[lowfn]

i bet it's gravity cat :D

[iComedy09]

1:41 WTF

[psjailbreak]

so nothing happens when you kill it?

[bucketofshrimp9897]

what happened after that?

[Gears2halo]

I WANT HALF LIFE 3

[Dimentio36]

lol, gman at 1:10.

[TheShortGirl666]

Poor Doc's in denial...

[The1WhoDraws]

does anyone actually know the story of the cat and the teleporter? cuz i dont...

[Latvietis96]

@The1WhoDraws nobodys supposed to know that story, and nobody does know

[alisaele1]

@Latvietis96 i think i know it since that little tele porter in lab, you can get an achievement with it named "what cat" if you put something in the start and the end then they go inside each other ... i think barney was inside a cat

[bucketofshrimp9897]

@Latvietis96 gman is da cat

[Trybut3]

@Latvietis96 the story is easy Kleiner and barney tested the first portal prototype by using a cat and unfortunately it didn't went so well so they never bothered telling Alyx about it

[BlueDevil115]

@Latvietis96

The cat was the test subject for the teleporter.

It was vaporized. Check the Combine OverWiki.

[IchimotoKun]

@Latvietis96 Actually in the beta they do mention it- it was turned inside out. :D

[sup3rt0aster]

@Latvietis96 if you spam the miniature teleporter, it'll explode, use your imagination :|

[Latvietis96]

@sup3rt0aster i know..

[FunnyKid000]

@The1WhoDraws In the wikipedia it says that they tested the portal device on a cat, and something similar happend to the cat, like the mini teleporter and the cactus. And it gave barney nightmares.

[stickdudeshooter]

@The1WhoDraws a rumour says that they tried to teleport a cat but it ended being inside out

[MandosMady]

@The1WhoDraws weeeell, i suppose they've tested the teleporter, maybe the small version you have on the table in the lab, and perhaps it decapitated the cat or something...

[TheLittleSeeker]

@The1WhoDraws 

i don't

[Frogtalkin]

@The1WhoDraws Its a reference to the fly dunkoff!

[ENEMYAC130ABOVE100]

@The1WhoDraws lamarr is the cat alyx just never knew

[BlueDevil115]

@The1WhoDraws

The cat was the test subject for the teleporter.

It was vaporized. Check the Combine OverWiki.

[nonody1]

@The1WhoDraws Noone knows the truth but i bet the cat was vaporized.

[DrHeinzy]

@The1WhoDraws The cat most likely got fucked up during a teleporter experiment.

[dachshund103]

@The1WhoDraws i'm assuming it was inside out LOL

[inamamani]

@The1WhoDraws it's a homage to the original The Fly. Watch it.

[dsaleem23]

@The1WhoDraws according to the beta, the cat turned inside out.

[massivive]

@The1WhoDraws its a secret to everybody.

[LtJuno]

@The1WhoDraws

I would imagine something went terribly wrong and killed the cat.

You ever seen the DOOM movie? Guy in that movie got cut in half by a teleporter.

Hard to tell. ;p

[SuperFly8anzai]

@The1WhoDraws I assume that teleporting went wrong with a cat they used to test with and it came out disfigured/dead.

[DobsBomber]

I got the crossbow and pinned him to the wall above the lockers. And for whatever reason, the scripts stopped when Alyx was supposed to enter the teleporter room. I spent the next 5 minutes using the Zero Point Gravity Field Manipulator to mash Lamar's body in Alyx's face yelling, "Its alright Alyx. See! He's still alive! Lamar's fine!"

[Latvietis96]

@DobsBomber ol ololololoooolo lo lol xD

[Meoplestorm]

how do you get a crowbar so early?

[Latvietis96]

@Meoplestorm check out ''half life 2 console commands''

[thebrothervn]

@Meoplestorm he use console

[Roman8880]

240p is HD yeah right... lol

[MrRomanrules]

what cat.

[aug325]

and badly went crazy.... good to know...

[TheLapras12]

I gotta get back on my SHIT!

[TheAssainGuy]

The answer: She dies...

[Loldudex6]

2:25 You got lucky! XD

[1davidproductions]

i didnt know he was the pet so i killed it and was like WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

[0428733]

0:26 "gordon freeman, it really is you, isn't it" -shakes head

I lol'd

[devilmonkey3000]

Now gordon will teleport to the right place

[xXgordenXx]

Q:what happens when you kill lamar

A:a black hole some how destroys the time-space continume

[kristiankultakristi]

GMAN!!! 1:11

[elparopita]

what cat?

[yourcrazybroski]

what cat?

[elif767]

Alex: Barny your not an imaginary animal person

[YesusFist]

Q: What happens when you kill Lamar?

A: Not much.

[KinGxInFeRnO]

mr higglesworth!!!

[Jmannon00b1]

@KinGxInFeRnO fagala!

[KinGxInFeRnO]

@Jmannon00b1 lol

[Jmannon00b1]

@KinGxInFeRnO Shut up Elliot! F!!!

[JC2ps3]

wait, that means Lamar won't fuck up the whole teleporter bit!

[awesome1805]

press 3 for "Raped a teleport"

[levicsportif]

Someone gives us the crowbar after this passage, so normally we can't kill the headcrab... Did you cheat?

[Iffy350]

Time paradox mother fuckers!

[FranknessProductions]

Here we see the 240p, the natural enemy of the YouTube user.

[ItsNotACheat]

@Filo127 I put 137 cause it sounds like 1337

[ItsNotACheat]

@Filo137 And when he said "those are quite fragile!" it was as if he saw him knocking down the HL2 God's Character Model Staturs of episode 3!

[KnewingFun]

lol i thought u kill that doctor

[theegabisstranded]

wow, gorden freeman, it is you isn't it?

no...

[machinimarep]

what cat

[Filo127]

lol

"No ! Not up there !! "

as if he saw its soul rising towards heaven

XDD

[Latvietis96]

@Filo127 lmao i agree

[Kizerlk07]

@Filo127 "It'll take me a week before I can coax him up there."

Let's hope for the best!

[STOPNSWOPguy]

Dr. k : gordon!, it really is you!

Gordon: nope.avi

[GTAMaster482]

After lamarr's death, Kleiner tries to stop her soul from going to Headven, but fails

[joetjoepboy]

what would be the story behind that cat?

[XBOXRULZ360]

lol when u killed the headcrab the model messed up and steal thought that thing was there

[Carboy7667]

Schizophrenia

[Mega80smetal]

Here lies Lamar.

The headcrab that didn't even get a chance to save himself.

R.I.P.

(2004-2010)

[GPWfiles]

"what cat"

*sees bloody and torn up cat corpse near the teleporter*

[PeterOnoLennon]

I GOTTA GET BACK ON MA SHIT

[ToXicVaLve]

what happens when you continue the game further like, when you're in the teleporter?

[SteamMonkey115]

Wait, the 240p looks like 480p?

[master100102]

GMOD



[MisterDarkness117]

Hilarious

[Murdocissoawesome]

what headcrab?

what headcrab?

[mycrazyguy101]

wat ive never understood: why in some games the man has a face and no voice

(hl2) and some have no face but a voice (halo)

[Latvietis96]

@mycrazyguy101 what ive never rly understood: your comment

[blanksniper]

@Latvietis96 bit late but i think he means that we know what Gordon freeman looks like (face) but never hear him speak(voice) and in halo we know what master chief sounds like (voice) but not what he looks like(face)

[Latvietis96]

@blanksniper yeah ur right

[kakokapolei123]

@Latvietis96 Well, if you go into noclip mode, HIS HEAD IS IN NOCLIP MODE IS WHY YOU CAN'T SEE THEIR FACES! =O

[mycrazyguy101]

@Latvietis96 good for you

[DimitarUnbreakable]

@Latvietis96 I don't know what was so hard to understand about his comment

[MeSezSo]

@mycrazyguy101 gordan with a face just means the image of a badass that does not need to speak. master chief has no face because he has the face of many players whoever controls him but the voice is just there.

[FearDivinity]

@mycrazyguy101 "wat"...seriously? I bet you use the word "chillax" too...you tool....

[MichaelTGrooff]

@mycrazyguy101 Same with portal (2), Chell even jumps instead of talking to Wheatley at the beginning of Portal 2.

[SianaGearz]

@mycrazyguy101 What i never understood, is why if the man has a body, he cannot see his reflection or shadow or even just his own body or feet when looking down.

[Latvietis96]

@SianaGearz its because Valve is too lazy to make it

[ZiemniakEnterprise]

@mycrazyguy101 And Portal 1, and Portal 2.

[hank2417]

@mycrazyguy101 should we consider halo life 2 or something? lol

[Finozzi96]

1:14 G-MAN!!! O_O

[jocoman22]

dr kleiner is in denial

[121DivTotenkopf]

0:29 it's really you, isn't it? nein nein nein nein

[GeisterNoobLP]

1:14 WTF???? the Guy from the Beginning???? oO i´ve seen him on the dam in hl2!!!

[jeroenbudding]

@GeisterNoobLP yhea no shit the guy is gman he is hiddin more places in the game ;)

[gymkhanadog]

@GeisterNoobLP The Gman hides all over the place. If you're quick, you can see him in half a dozen or more places throughout both HL1 and HL2. Standing around. Enjoying the air. Adjusting his tie. You usually only get a glimpse before he walks away and disappears.

[DaVince21]

What cat?

[maskmario10]

lol dr kleiner has an imaginary friend

[downloadstuffgames]

anyone remember camp lazlolmao. and how the leech was also named lamar ? coincidence?

[Opeth291]

did you start with a new game + mode or something because you don't get the crowbar till your out of that lab...

[ijakz]

Half life 2 is my favourite game. And I've played A LOT of games. :D

[Latvietis96]

@ijakz i`ve played it through like 7-8 times, its my very favourite game ever

[bonceypineapple20]

@Latvietis96 ive played it thorugh like 1000 times in the past 7 years of my life :D

[Tait011]

@bonceypineapple20

I've played it more then 8 hundred thousand times, im pretty sure.

[bonceypineapple20]

@Tait011 Ive Played It 2million 5hundren 7 hundred thousand 8hundred 2 and 4 times

[Latvietis96]

@bonceypineapple20 stop it, please

[Tait011]

@bonceypineapple20

Dont lie, it was 2 million 5 hundred 7 hundred thousand 8hundred 2 and 7 times exactly..

[GTR141Foxer]

@Latvietis96 1. Add Friendly Fire

2.???

3. Infinite Fun

[Kamidii]

what cat?

[blijoms]

...and dead

lol

[Masterlink981]

I think Kleiner is mental....

[MrMiniroberts]

es ari esu latvietis uraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Origamek]

Lamarr RIP !!! NOOOOOOOOO !!!! :D

[deadfishy666]

You ruined the scripted scene!

[FibrousAcquiescence]

LOL reflexes

[megaman6200]

240p we meet again

[Latvietis96]

@megaman6200 very creative

[thelittlesagg]

@megaman6200 Roses are red Violets are blue You better stop that joke  Or Lammar will hump you!

:D

[Luther7718]

Better title for this video:

Dr. Kleiner goes senile

[DarraghJay]

@Luther7718 XD XD XD I LMAO when I read that commernt.

[megamanrocks99]

@TheNiftyHebrew *Barney goes back to the bathroom and has diharrea*

[PacManMecanico]

The voice in English of Alyx sound more Sexy! :D

[rocketmik65]

1:11 DA FUCK.

[HaloReachRocks151]

1:39 LOL

[Danieldll]

yeaaa and after this game is "stop"

[MykeMetyll]

Guys...let's just play along with Kleiner's senility...

[SmashMaster83]

She's completly harmless...and dead LOL

[dikolam2008]

so what happened when you go teleport did lamar still interrupted your teloportation or did you go straightly to black mesa?

[Latvietis96]

@dikolam2008 nothing happened, i wasnt able to continue, didnt even get in the teleporter room

[dikolam2008]

@Latvietis96 why didn't you continue?



[Latvietis96]

@dikolam2008 the game was bugged

[BenignStatue71]

@Latvietis96 you cant pick up the suit, you already have it if you impulse 101, if you do it after you collect the suit and kill her she spawns as a new one during the teleporting incident. there is a de-spawner in the area she jumps into, so there aren't duplicates if you use the gravity gun and shove her.

[ryuzaky77]

@Latvietis96 at me is contiues and lamarr still appear to get in the portal with you :P

[OverseerThe]

@dikolam2008 ive killed lamarr, and when ou do everything is fine.

[TheRobloxgame]

invisble lamer



[StrikaShot]

GMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1.13

[dsgaa]

well he's harmless now

[starkyliam]

Gordon Freeman? I almost thought he said "Morgan Freeman"

[EnorusLoL]

Sure is harmless

[TheArtillero99]

damn alyx is so beautiful :)

[MrEnthusiasticish]

Hl2 ep.3 spoiler:

Breen is still alive Gordon said his first words to him and they are "oh yeah, Barney says fuck you" and when you teleport you go to a different demintion and you see the cat

[Jason1999mambu]

hey wtf 3d camera?? Look at 1:10

[supermattsteam]

i thumbed up at "got to get back on my shit"

[luckymarc32]

At 1:30 alyx (nice talking)

[Angle952]

you found g-man at 1.11

[BlooperTalker]

2:14 ahahahahah xD

[grom19grom]

ja napravio to

[bballballin21]

they're all in denial

[invisimario]

1080p my ass!!!

[Latvietis96]

@beardoish no, the command was give_item_crowbar, if it was '' impulse 101'' you would see the HUD popping up and the ''Beep'' sound