Met him at a Greek Pastry Shop in Astoria Queens...i go "hey you're Jackie Mason" he goes...Hey..how da heck ay you? Are you Jewish?" I say no..im just a Gentile Fan....
OMG I just pissed myself laughing so hard at this incredible yet accurate and hilariously funny Jackie Mason treatise on Starbucks. He is so correct in his assessments! What a riot, even the cameraman is losing it!
Can a person of any race or religion be a schmuck or does it have to be a jew or christian? For instance can there be a Buddhist schmuck? I only ask as I like to be correct when I'm cursing someone out.
$812? I love these skits but sometimes I can't help being skeptical about some of the statistics and figues Jackie provides. Frankly I think he's pulling some of them straight out of his ass.
@Rushmore222 How can you say this exists only in his head? Starbucks sells overpriced coffee that tastes burned. The basis of this bit is 100% true. If you don't think Starbucks coffee tastes burned, just google it and you will find out this is not an isolated opinion.
I met a guy on Business fron Berlin in New YOrk and he said, 'These bagels are deliciious, you can't get hem in Germany'. I said, 'Who the hell's fault is that?'
He is a moron...STARBUCKS has caused a lot a misery in the world. In the 90's when they achieved what no one thought was possible to convince Americans to pay unheard of prices for cups of coffee at that very moment of the highest price coffee of all time they were paying the lowest amount to Third World coffee growers in history. In real terms adjusted for proportion peasant coffee growers got a better deal back when coffee was 50cents or less a cup in the 1970's.
This guy is an amusing shit talker, bu that doesnt change the fact that he's full of shit. The way he holds that sleezy book of his tells the entire story.
i wonder who new york city USA7 thinks is funny .sounds like a real saddo to me. we have people like him over here in ENGLAND.there all locked up in big houses.l.o.l jackie mason is the tops we love him .
I have wondered this since Starbucks started opening up shops. I know why people go there, it’s all in the merchandizing. Personally I’d rather give my money to a little cafe, but they go out of business because of Starbucks.
Belafonte criticizes this country's dirt as is his right, it's called free speech. Mason would rather sweep the dirt under the rug, except when he's attacking Obama. How he has the balls to call someone else a low life is beyond me. BTW Mason, you're a washed up old hack who stopped being funny a very long time ago. Do something else with your life, go play bingo or better yet, go play in traffic.
@NewYorkCityUSA7 No way, bro...I'm in NYC too and JM is funny as shit. I don't agree with him calling people lowlifes, but the guy definitely ain't washed up as you say, he can still pack rooms. When your career is 10 people in the room, you are washed up. He ain't washed.
@BelliesAPoppin Sure, I can't stop people from talking about Jackie Mason. All the late night shows are killing themselves to book him. He's selling out arenas and it's impossible to get a Jackie Mason ticket, hell people are scalping tickets for triple the price.........lol.......get real dude. If he's packing a room it's a bingo room or an old folks home and it's filled with old bitties trying to get that old feeling back.
@BelliesAPoppin Wow, 1300 seats, I bet the scalpers made a killin' the night :-/ Dude, 1300 isn't impressive at all. He's an old hack who most people under 50 don't even know or remember. Stop trying to make him more than he is, he's a has been, period.
I'm glad he's still going strong. To hell with PC. Why doesn't everyone tell the truth like Jackie? Poor old darlings, they're all scared to death. 'might not be hip, or cool. Ooooh.
I remember very well Jackie's debut on Ed Sullivan. I was a young teen, and thought he was the funniest guy ever! He still is. Mainly by just speaking truth.
Wouldn't it be great if Jackie advertiese Starbucks on TV? Like he's coming out and he says to camera 'Starbucks, nyaaa, they're not bad' and somebaody hands him a cheque? Scrub that - they hand him the cheque first.
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jmrail. I am not saying Starbucks should be shut down by the government or anything like that, nor am I calling for a boycott. I am all for free enterprise. If you like the taste of starbucks, or if you need to buy your coffee from there to make you feel better about yourself, then hey, that is your perrogative and I respect that. However, I have to admit that Starbucks coffee tastes like utter SHIT! I would rather drink a cup of rat piss. Dunkin Donuts tastes MUCH better!
ever note boycots dont work.this nut only encorages me to buy ,yet i may buy a cup every 3 months at it is.i bought two today lol.a bar sells a beer for 3 times the price as well huh? we live in a free market system .its the commies that offerd no choice,ever note how many starbuck stores exist .that should say somethng loud and clear. people want starbucks huh
imagine the usa does bussines with comunists [china] they buy our debt. yet you complain about starbucks?? you have selective vision.the usa does bussines with saudi arabia and they hate us. and you complain about star bucks .my next cup of coffe will be from starbucks.
@jmrail Imagine there are millions of people starving slowly and painfully to death throughout the world. yet you complain about Jackie Mason talking about "Starbucks"?? you have selective vision.there are millions of people dying of disease who don't deserve it. and you complain about Jackie Mason talking about star bucks .my next video will be from Jackie Mason.
@superdog797 yea i am selective when it comes to health care /people die for lack of health care .they suffer for prior existing conditions and may well die over it.but your eyes and his eyes are blind to that.yet what does jackie say about that.how do you feel about that? people starve in usa too.just what do you think about that.guess who sent more doctors to haiti? it was cuba. when it comes to concern for miners chile has the usa beat.imagine that.!!!! starbucks is capitilism and not bad
Get em' Jackie! Not only do they charge about 5 bucks for a cup of coffee, they are always incredibly rude. They never just hand it to you, they pretty much just throw it at you and it's foam is always running down the side of the cup. Then they look at you like youre crazy if you ask them to clean it off. Forget Starbucks. I's rather go though the drive through at a Dunkin Doghnuts before I go there again!
Jackie, what the hell are u talking about schmucks shopping at Starbucks?? we buy starbucks because we enjoy not only the coffee but the experience. u don't waste? ever see a movie and buy popcorn? u misplaced the pejorative schmuck, but ur still funny
@kawaiigardiner I bring my nibbles too. I enjoy Starbucks not only for the coffee, but for the ambiance and cute girls that like to frequent it. If Jackie drives anything more than a chevy than he's a hypocrite, but a funny one.
I am not exactly sure what you are trying to say.. "Show Business" means that you have to dye your hair & get plastic surgery? Well, I for one love entertainment..I go to shows often..I've seen Jackie Mason 3 times live. I would love him just as much, or anyone else for that matter, if he didnt do that. It is not genuine. Perhaps he did it because of his shallow fans who care more about the way he looks than who he is..like, for instance, JEFFSOR47? Ever heard of him? Idiot.
@salvadormarley Are you just an uneducated moron or are you just mentally handicapped? OR are you so threatened and consumed by your own feelings of inadequacy and failure that you lash out trying to lessen your pain and self torment? I think the latter. I think you'll get more satisfaction by kicking puppies. This is the only way you'll truly be in charge -LOSER!!
he doesnt even knw wut he talking about. i work at starbux and have to give away free drink coupons to like 5 customers daily because we forgot whip cream or they waited longer than 3 minutes for their drink. they dont charge 4 cream cheese or knives...uhm. starbux has a lot of tactics that bug me like how they insinuate in peoples minds that they only buy fair trade, that theyre gud to the environemnt, that theyre a good company to work for...okay Starbux is a bullshit companybut stealing?no
Hw come when these comedians wanna make something look bad they put 'Guatamalan' in front of it? I happen to be a patrioitic Guatamatlan and I can tell you that the world loves our coffee.
I do like the coffee at IHop too gerard1875. But I will always buy my coffee at Starbucks. The Ihop's in my area are unsafe "Gun Free" zones and I value my second amendment rights more than I value a cheap cup of coffee.
I agree starbucks sucks.. and btw starbucks is a charity.. the owner is the biggest supporter of Israel .. all the money he makes from the business goes to the star.. the star of david.. hence Star-Bucks.. money for the star.. of david..
Jackie, you should see the clip on my facebook about starbucks that I found on utube...apparently they been putting chemicals in their coffee that stimulate you .called excitotoxins....I wondered why I was breaking out in sweat when I drank their coffee, I wondered why is was such a super strong stimulate,,,I thought it was the high pressure heat & quality beans making the coffee stronger...Ha! according to this report its much more than that...and we all know how harmful GMO foods r .
Brewed at just the right strength (though I kind of prefer my coffee a tad on the strong side) Dunkin' coffee is De-licious.
A Dunkin' I go to usually brews their coffee a tad on the strong side and it's great; a few other Dunkin' stores I went to could've brewed the coffee a little stronger.
Another good Dunkin' venue is aboard a JetBlue flight; they manage to brew a delicious pot of Dunkin' coffee as well.
And I can get good Dunkin' results at home when I buy Dunkin' Donuts coffee beans and grind using a burr grinder and brew using a Bunn-O-Matic or a simple Melitta Ready-Set-Joe with a hot water kettle; something that will allow you to get the water at the right temperature to brew the coffee right.
'Starbucks' is nasty with its flavorless, burnt character. I don't see how anyone thinks 'Starbucks' is good, especially as Dunkin' and most places that serve Lavazza or Illy make better coffee.
Starbucks coffee has way better aroma and taste then any other coffee to me. But I do respect this man who speaks out on different issues nobody willing to do.
I go into my local Starbucks and am promptly greeted by the SCOWL of a Urban American woman, she has tight cornrows and looks like she wants to fight me. I say "venti China Green Tips-please", she says "WHATS" as she continues to scowl at me. She finally understands my order, rings it up, overcharging me by 40 cents. She adjusts the price. I go sit down to drink my tea and this BURLY, Urban American woman is occasionally scowling at me,YIKERS. Anyone else have a similar Starbucks experience?
They must have served you the "guatemalan" coffee, If I have to pick between starbucks on the interstate or some nasty little place in Kentucky where they forgot to rinse the industrial cleaner out of the dishwater and ran it hot through a teaspoon of worm dirt. Well, I'll take the starbucks.
Jeez, I just found out I'm a Schmuck. But I guess it's true what they way -'the truth will set you free'. Scuse me now cus I have to go out to compensate my dry cleaner for my shuyts being too duyty. :)
Well Jackie, I was with ya till the 9/11/01 comments. Rosie O'Donnel is right to question the official story. Watch Bush Jr. on 9/11/01 having children chant "planes, must, hit, steel" here on YOUTUBE. C'mon Jackie...I can't believe that YOU are deluded too. Why? Was Israel really behind 9/11/01 or do you just hate Muslims?
jodyussr is the one who caused 9/11. jodyUssr can be seen on youTube chanting "planes, must, hit, steel." jodyUssr the shitler-loving, gay antisemite is delusional
Thanks for all the wit and fun over the years. Right on about Starbucks.
When did Americans stop thinking and begin walking around in a daze. I don't know how many times people have bumped into me with their carts in the grocery store.
It's all the chemicals in your water and food. They are designed to keep the population calm and passive. The government even experiments with ultra low frequency sounds that have a calming effect on the brain.
"Simple high-intensity sound causes the inner ear to generate nerve impulses that register as sound. Since the inner ear also regulates spatial orientation, saturation of the inner ear by high-intensity sound may cause spatial disorientation. The American Technology Corporation (ATCO) has produced a Long Range Acoustic Device (LRAD)."
Global Security . ORG
I can emit a very low frequency sound right on your face if you stick it between my buttcheeks.
Ya! Those Starbucks people want a tip? FOR WHAT? I worked at Burger King in 1979, and we never asked for tips. I dealt with boiling grease, and they want tips! I'll tell ya'. Those son of a bitches.
I never go to Starbucks so I couldn't care less what they charge. I think they should start charging $10-$20 a cup so the idiots who go there because they think it's "trendy" can empty their pockets all they want.
@gerard1875 I do like the coffee at IHop too gerard1875. But I will always buy my coffee at Starbucks. The Ihop's in my area are unsafe "Gun Free" zones and I value my second amendment rights more than I value a cheap cup of coffee. It's not all about money. It's about my Freedom.
I like some of the unique drinks that Starbuck's offers - once in a while. But yeah, I agree - when I want coffee, even McDonald's is better. I also worked at Starbucks once and it was a dismal, soul-deadening experience - but I also (unlike other fast food jobs) had to know how to prepare every drink on the menu, right down to the slightest nuance, with every possible variation, as quick as possible. It's not a job I'd recommend to anyone.
I bought 100 grams of java beans grown in Lintong yesterday, to sample what real coffee bean shops have to offer, and damn was it good. Most drip coffee ends up being so sour with a bitter aftertaste, but this is neither, you can taste the actual flavor of the beans that you smell when you sample it, if you know what I mean. :)
I love this I never spent money at Starbucks, also I never buy normal coffee. That stuff sucks lol. for 5 bucks you can go to the supermarket and buy a tin of coffee and it dose taste better then starbucks.
not sure if you live around one but the grocery store called A&P has it's brand called eight o'clock coffee it's really good and priced fair, it reminds me of chok full o nuts.
today in belfast ,ireland i was furious with the staff of a starbucks cafe because they chased away a down and out gentleman who was taking discarded food from bins outside . immediately i noticed the walls decorated with information about how starbucks exercises social responsibility with shared planet projects and fights pverty with other schemes .
pity its ok and fashionable t help poor nations while chasing away a starving homeless man from your front door !!!!
what does Starbucks have that we want? Atmosphere that assures you that you are superior to people in Dunkin Donuts. That is what the Starbucks customer buys.
This guy is soooo funny. in that classic sense. None of this cuss filled dirty humor that we have nowadays. Classic like old cosby stuff. makes you laugh because of the material, not because of any extravagant acting or cussing... Damn, I wish i was old enough to have heard his classic routines in Vegas in the 60s.
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This typical zionist huckster would spin a whole different tune if Starbucks was owned by a bunch of Jews shipping profits to Israel to build settlements on Palestinian land.
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sam1234234567 5 days ago
Met him at a Greek Pastry Shop in Astoria Queens...i go "hey you're Jackie Mason" he goes...Hey..how da heck ay you? Are you Jewish?" I say no..im just a Gentile Fan....
akrivosdiavolos73 1 week ago
OMG I just pissed myself laughing so hard at this incredible yet accurate and hilariously funny Jackie Mason treatise on Starbucks. He is so correct in his assessments! What a riot, even the cameraman is losing it!
MsJollycholly 3 weeks ago
I went into Starbucks and asked for some 'boint coffee' The guy just said 'regular or large?' :)
comprehensiveboy 1 month ago
Harry Belafonte is a great man, great artist and a great American. Jackie's very funny,except when he talks politics then he's an ass.
TerryGreiss 1 month ago
If the owner of Starbucks makes billions out of schmucks doesn't this negate any schmuckiness on his part?
comprehensiveboy 1 month ago
I beg to differ about the price of steam on a latte. If Obama continues the dollar will be 'low enough' to pay for that steamed cream. Oy!
comprehensiveboy 1 month ago
Can a person of any race or religion be a schmuck or does it have to be a jew or christian? For instance can there be a Buddhist schmuck? I only ask as I like to be correct when I'm cursing someone out.
comprehensiveboy 1 month ago
A STARBUCKS SENIOR PRESIDENT, LEFT TO JOIN OBITLA'S CAMPAIGN, THATS THE END OF STARBUCKS FOR ME, THEIR COFFEE IS BITTER AND TREMENDOUSLY OVER PRICED
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dorinetvywk 1 month ago
I'll never rated Belafonte anyways. 'Daylight come and me wanna go home' Ok, its daylight, go home already.
comprehensiveboy 1 month ago
"it's boint coffee"
BradSD25 1 month ago
Exactly. It had to be said. Should be called STARSCHMUCKS!
maxfirepower 2 months ago
If you want to spread wealth, pay more for things you ordinary wouldn't. Discuss.
cappiz 2 months ago
I agree... Harry Delefante..... give the money back if you hate this country that helped you get rich and your talking shit about this country.
MultiPelias 4 months ago
A knife to put it on is also extra, LMBO!!! Priceless
Teapartyla 5 months ago
$812? I love these skits but sometimes I can't help being skeptical about some of the statistics and figues Jackie provides. Frankly I think he's pulling some of them straight out of his ass.
comprehensiveboy 5 months ago
@comprehensiveboy ...of COURSE he does! It's his 'contrasting schtick".
But then, you are maybe one of those "Schmucks" that loves Starbucks?..... :-)
Are you conned by fake Italian names, to associate basically "a coffee" with some kind
of foreign excoticism.
...Just like how many schmucks out there, think "Häagen-Dazs"
comes from the language "Scandinvian".
But it's OK. George Bush thinks S. of Texas- they speak "Mexican"
(& in Greece, "they must speak Grecian?
right :-)
loftsatsympaticodotc 3 months ago
@comprehensiveboy You're right! I myself wondered if the $812 was accurate. It turns out, it's actually $749. uyyy!!
tekhnofiend 3 months ago
Funny bit about the Starbucks that exists only in the old man's head.
Rushmore222 6 months ago
@Rushmore222 How can you say this exists only in his head? Starbucks sells overpriced coffee that tastes burned. The basis of this bit is 100% true. If you don't think Starbucks coffee tastes burned, just google it and you will find out this is not an isolated opinion.
tech2rescue 2 months ago
I watch this about once a month for the last 3 yrs. LOL
Thx for making me laugh Jackie, and your the greatest Conservative ever lived.
Teapartyla 6 months ago
this guy looks freaky and evil
Maanchild 6 months ago
Never have I heard the argument against Starbucks crystallized to the essence like this. Genius.
fallingleafmotion 7 months ago 8
I met a guy on Business fron Berlin in New YOrk and he said, 'These bagels are deliciious, you can't get hem in Germany'. I said, 'Who the hell's fault is that?'
comprehensiveboy 8 months ago 10
He is a moron...STARBUCKS has caused a lot a misery in the world. In the 90's when they achieved what no one thought was possible to convince Americans to pay unheard of prices for cups of coffee at that very moment of the highest price coffee of all time they were paying the lowest amount to Third World coffee growers in history. In real terms adjusted for proportion peasant coffee growers got a better deal back when coffee was 50cents or less a cup in the 1970's.
anarchosolar 8 months ago
Love to listen to Jackie, funny and pretty spot on with most thing!
sahta007 8 months ago 2
This guy is an amusing shit talker, bu that doesnt change the fact that he's full of shit. The way he holds that sleezy book of his tells the entire story.
Spotlight9024 9 months ago
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Teapartyla 6 months ago
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Spotlight9024 6 months ago
@Teapartyla Why? Because I don't blow this mans little jew dick like you do? In that case..Thanks Faggot ;D
Spotlight9024 6 months ago
@Spotlight9024 HEY!! Keep the vulger words out of this! BTW...What has a Jew ever done to you?
Tilleyass 5 months ago
i wonder who new york city USA7 thinks is funny .sounds like a real saddo to me. we have people like him over here in ENGLAND.there all locked up in big houses.l.o.l jackie mason is the tops we love him .
exjazzbassbaz 9 months ago 2
I have wondered this since Starbucks started opening up shops. I know why people go there, it’s all in the merchandizing. Personally I’d rather give my money to a little cafe, but they go out of business because of Starbucks.
67gelmar 9 months ago
Belafonte criticizes this country's dirt as is his right, it's called free speech. Mason would rather sweep the dirt under the rug, except when he's attacking Obama. How he has the balls to call someone else a low life is beyond me. BTW Mason, you're a washed up old hack who stopped being funny a very long time ago. Do something else with your life, go play bingo or better yet, go play in traffic.
NewYorkCityUSA7 9 months ago
@NewYorkCityUSA7 No way, bro...I'm in NYC too and JM is funny as shit. I don't agree with him calling people lowlifes, but the guy definitely ain't washed up as you say, he can still pack rooms. When your career is 10 people in the room, you are washed up. He ain't washed.
BelliesAPoppin 9 months ago
@BelliesAPoppin Sure, I can't stop people from talking about Jackie Mason. All the late night shows are killing themselves to book him. He's selling out arenas and it's impossible to get a Jackie Mason ticket, hell people are scalping tickets for triple the price.........lol.......get real dude. If he's packing a room it's a bingo room or an old folks home and it's filled with old bitties trying to get that old feeling back.
NewYorkCityUSA7 9 months ago
@NewYorkCityUSA7 @NewYorkCityUSA7 Gee, I guess it must have been his alter ego who played at the 1300-seat Wadsworth Theatre in L.A. last year. Oops.
BelliesAPoppin 9 months ago
@BelliesAPoppin Wow, 1300 seats, I bet the scalpers made a killin' the night :-/ Dude, 1300 isn't impressive at all. He's an old hack who most people under 50 don't even know or remember. Stop trying to make him more than he is, he's a has been, period.
NewYorkCityUSA7 9 months ago
I wash this once every six months cause it's so hilarious. "all the cream ya want til ya pass away". LMAO!!!
Teapartyla 10 months ago 2
ALL SOUR GRAPES because Starbucks doesn't share .....
12Jetdiver55 10 months ago
I guess a divorce attorney must meet a lot of poor schmucks. Or at least they are poor after they meet him.
comprehensiveboy 11 months ago
I'm glad he's still going strong. To hell with PC. Why doesn't everyone tell the truth like Jackie? Poor old darlings, they're all scared to death. 'might not be hip, or cool. Ooooh.
I remember very well Jackie's debut on Ed Sullivan. I was a young teen, and thought he was the funniest guy ever! He still is. Mainly by just speaking truth.
harryslide 11 months ago
The guy laughing in the background is the schmuck.
Roberto32113 11 months ago
I love Jackie Mason!!!
reginaDexant 1 year ago
cod bo mason?
MegaMaddog42 1 year ago
Wouldn't it be great if Jackie advertiese Starbucks on TV? Like he's coming out and he says to camera 'Starbucks, nyaaa, they're not bad' and somebaody hands him a cheque? Scrub that - they hand him the cheque first.
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ephedradiet 1 year ago
fuck u
brianparran1 1 year ago
@brianparran1 trololololo
m3gadork 1 year ago
Im not a coffee person, but I like those Java Chillers from Sonic...
IronMaidenDoD 1 year ago
Starbucks is anti-war?? Since when?
hagbard72 1 year ago
jmrail. I am not saying Starbucks should be shut down by the government or anything like that, nor am I calling for a boycott. I am all for free enterprise. If you like the taste of starbucks, or if you need to buy your coffee from there to make you feel better about yourself, then hey, that is your perrogative and I respect that. However, I have to admit that Starbucks coffee tastes like utter SHIT! I would rather drink a cup of rat piss. Dunkin Donuts tastes MUCH better!
SirIsaac52672 1 year ago
Starbucks is anti-war, Jackie is pro-war.
JZJYRWO 1 year ago
Jackie, Ive watched this video several times over the years and it keeps getting funnier. Hillarious!!!
Teapartyla 1 year ago
I not know about Jews. At 295 and rt 70, I had Bert and Barbara Gordon. That would be BallBearings,
Fuck You.
82abnoff 1 year ago
ever note boycots dont work.this nut only encorages me to buy ,yet i may buy a cup every 3 months at it is.i bought two today lol.a bar sells a beer for 3 times the price as well huh? we live in a free market system .its the commies that offerd no choice,ever note how many starbuck stores exist .that should say somethng loud and clear. people want starbucks huh
jmrail 1 year ago
I love Raoul Felder and Jackie Mason. True New Yorkers and Mr. Felder is of the utmost integrity!
Newyorkfoodie 1 year ago
imagine the usa does bussines with comunists [china] they buy our debt. yet you complain about starbucks?? you have selective vision.the usa does bussines with saudi arabia and they hate us. and you complain about star bucks .my next cup of coffe will be from starbucks.
jmrail 1 year ago
@jmrail Imagine there are millions of people starving slowly and painfully to death throughout the world. yet you complain about Jackie Mason talking about "Starbucks"?? you have selective vision.there are millions of people dying of disease who don't deserve it. and you complain about Jackie Mason talking about star bucks .my next video will be from Jackie Mason.
superdog797 1 year ago
@superdog797 yea i am selective when it comes to health care /people die for lack of health care .they suffer for prior existing conditions and may well die over it.but your eyes and his eyes are blind to that.yet what does jackie say about that.how do you feel about that? people starve in usa too.just what do you think about that.guess who sent more doctors to haiti? it was cuba. when it comes to concern for miners chile has the usa beat.imagine that.!!!! starbucks is capitilism and not bad
jmrail 1 year ago
@jmrail bro the point is: what the hell are you fookin talking about complaining about this in the first place fool
superdog797 1 year ago
Get em' Jackie! Not only do they charge about 5 bucks for a cup of coffee, they are always incredibly rude. They never just hand it to you, they pretty much just throw it at you and it's foam is always running down the side of the cup. Then they look at you like youre crazy if you ask them to clean it off. Forget Starbucks. I's rather go though the drive through at a Dunkin Doghnuts before I go there again!
Xcorgi 1 year ago
I'm going to watch this video anytime I feel like going to Starbucks.
robert779 1 year ago
LMAO...This has me crying from laughing. You are telling the truth here Jackie.
Discoboy504 1 year ago
'The whole thing is a relationship between one schmuck and another'. This is profound. :) Maybe its Republican economic policy.
comprehensiveboy 1 year ago
The guy in the backround sounds like he's jacking off.
514gabe777 1 year ago
@514gabe777 lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
MrSteveEllis 1 year ago
Jackie, what the hell are u talking about schmucks shopping at Starbucks?? we buy starbucks because we enjoy not only the coffee but the experience. u don't waste? ever see a movie and buy popcorn? u misplaced the pejorative schmuck, but ur still funny
wrldeye12 1 year ago
@wrldeye12 It is a waste, and for the record I bring my 'nibbles' with me when I go to the movie - I buy them at the supermarket at 1/4 the price.
kawaiigardiner 1 year ago
@kawaiigardiner I bring my nibbles too. I enjoy Starbucks not only for the coffee, but for the ambiance and cute girls that like to frequent it. If Jackie drives anything more than a chevy than he's a hypocrite, but a funny one.
wrldeye12 1 year ago
Gotta to agree. Starbucks coffee is burnt coffee. Any donut shop's coffee is better and cheaper. Thanks Jackie
bauler 1 year ago
yes why do people go to pay for cheap coffee, at premium coffee prices?
Its a blend of arabica and robusta right?
bodunchar 1 year ago
lol.
he knows how to talk.
bodunchar 1 year ago
She's gigglng behind the camera! Hey...it's FUNNY! LOL!
Don't forget about the straws!
ravdov571 1 year ago
I like "Burnt" coffee made by me so I can sell it cheaper.
airforcemax 1 year ago
of italian descent?, all the best
hlimkb 1 year ago
If Jackie Mason was so brutally honest, why does he have died hair and plastic surgery? Just asking...
Scientologee 1 year ago
@Scientologee I think they call it SHOW BUSINESS, ever heard of it?, if not, ask around. Maybe some of your friends have
jeffsor47 1 year ago
@jeffsor47
I am not exactly sure what you are trying to say.. "Show Business" means that you have to dye your hair & get plastic surgery? Well, I for one love entertainment..I go to shows often..I've seen Jackie Mason 3 times live. I would love him just as much, or anyone else for that matter, if he didnt do that. It is not genuine. Perhaps he did it because of his shallow fans who care more about the way he looks than who he is..like, for instance, JEFFSOR47? Ever heard of him? Idiot.
Scientologee 1 year ago
fucking horror Jew who believes 911 was due to a terrorist organisation.
salvadormarley 1 year ago
@salvadormarley Are you just an uneducated moron or are you just mentally handicapped? OR are you so threatened and consumed by your own feelings of inadequacy and failure that you lash out trying to lessen your pain and self torment? I think the latter. I think you'll get more satisfaction by kicking puppies. This is the only way you'll truly be in charge -LOSER!!
jeffsor47 1 year ago
@jeffsor47
Troll.
Scientologee 1 year ago
he doesnt even knw wut he talking about. i work at starbux and have to give away free drink coupons to like 5 customers daily because we forgot whip cream or they waited longer than 3 minutes for their drink. they dont charge 4 cream cheese or knives...uhm. starbux has a lot of tactics that bug me like how they insinuate in peoples minds that they only buy fair trade, that theyre gud to the environemnt, that theyre a good company to work for...okay Starbux is a bullshit companybut stealing?no
lvv41 1 year ago
LOVE HIM . . . can't believe Rudy met him!!!!!!
Rudy61287 1 year ago
what kind of hat is he wearing
BigBishop1 1 year ago
Relationship between one schmuck and another..HAHAHA!!
Soloman1001 1 year ago
Jackie Mason for President, i have tears rolling down my face, he is amazing.
Soloman1001 1 year ago
HHAHAHA! I need a dose of Jackie to brighten up my day, i just love this guy.
$800 dollars on afew cups of coffee, HAHAHA!
Soloman1001 1 year ago
Hw come when these comedians wanna make something look bad they put 'Guatamalan' in front of it? I happen to be a patrioitic Guatamatlan and I can tell you that the world loves our coffee.
comprehensiveboy 1 year ago
I do like the coffee at IHop too gerard1875. But I will always buy my coffee at Starbucks. The Ihop's in my area are unsafe "Gun Free" zones and I value my second amendment rights more than I value a cheap cup of coffee.
jfrawleysr 1 year ago
Thank you Jackie.
762minigun 1 year ago
I agree starbucks sucks.. and btw starbucks is a charity.. the owner is the biggest supporter of Israel .. all the money he makes from the business goes to the star.. the star of david.. hence Star-Bucks.. money for the star.. of david..
mobspeak 1 year ago
@mobspeak makes sense... Thats enough to keep me away
marshall2411 1 year ago
jackie mason is so funny.
lilcicero77 1 year ago
Jackie, you should see the clip on my facebook about starbucks that I found on utube...apparently they been putting chemicals in their coffee that stimulate you .called excitotoxins....I wondered why I was breaking out in sweat when I drank their coffee, I wondered why is was such a super strong stimulate,,,I thought it was the high pressure heat & quality beans making the coffee stronger...Ha! according to this report its much more than that...and we all know how harmful GMO foods r .
MsLiberty101 1 year ago
jackie mason for pres! At least he would cut through all the shit to do what is needed.
backinthehole 1 year ago
What did he do-- paint the top of his head black then comb his hair over it. Let's be honest about it...
FrankMahovlich 1 year ago
Fuck Starbucks! Dunkin Donuts' coffee is a shitload cheaper and better in my opinion. Lacking that, I'll drink my Maxwell House.
mrmoofle 1 year ago
@mrmoofle
Agreed.
Brewed at just the right strength (though I kind of prefer my coffee a tad on the strong side) Dunkin' coffee is De-licious.
A Dunkin' I go to usually brews their coffee a tad on the strong side and it's great; a few other Dunkin' stores I went to could've brewed the coffee a little stronger.
Another good Dunkin' venue is aboard a JetBlue flight; they manage to brew a delicious pot of Dunkin' coffee as well.
Watcher3223 1 year ago
And I can get good Dunkin' results at home when I buy Dunkin' Donuts coffee beans and grind using a burr grinder and brew using a Bunn-O-Matic or a simple Melitta Ready-Set-Joe with a hot water kettle; something that will allow you to get the water at the right temperature to brew the coffee right.
'Starbucks' is nasty with its flavorless, burnt character. I don't see how anyone thinks 'Starbucks' is good, especially as Dunkin' and most places that serve Lavazza or Illy make better coffee.
Watcher3223 1 year ago
Starbucks coffee has way better aroma and taste then any other coffee to me. But I do respect this man who speaks out on different issues nobody willing to do.
polegin 1 year ago
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I go into my local Starbucks and am promptly greeted by the SCOWL of a Urban American woman, she has tight cornrows and looks like she wants to fight me. I say "venti China Green Tips-please", she says "WHATS" as she continues to scowl at me. She finally understands my order, rings it up, overcharging me by 40 cents. She adjusts the price. I go sit down to drink my tea and this BURLY, Urban American woman is occasionally scowling at me,YIKERS. Anyone else have a similar Starbucks experience?
tickyul 1 year ago
I love Starbucks. I dine on Starbucks. Nobody is gonna keep me away from MY Starbucks!
waddleduckie1 1 year ago
They must have served you the "guatemalan" coffee, If I have to pick between starbucks on the interstate or some nasty little place in Kentucky where they forgot to rinse the industrial cleaner out of the dishwater and ran it hot through a teaspoon of worm dirt. Well, I'll take the starbucks.
ObiWanShinobi1 1 year ago
Jeez, I just found out I'm a Schmuck. But I guess it's true what they way -'the truth will set you free'. Scuse me now cus I have to go out to compensate my dry cleaner for my shuyts being too duyty. :)
comprehensiveboy 1 year ago
No great British Comedians:
Eddie IZZard: very funny and warm and witty.
Benny Hill: Called a genius by Chaplin.
Who was Chaplin, again?
Morecomb and Wise: check them out on YouTube, provincial.
Peter Cook and Dudley Moore: Check them out.
The two Ronnies, Hilarious.
D
tsaisisbuying 1 year ago
Both of you are morons.
SithRage 1 year ago
Well Jackie, I was with ya till the 9/11/01 comments. Rosie O'Donnel is right to question the official story. Watch Bush Jr. on 9/11/01 having children chant "planes, must, hit, steel" here on YOUTUBE. C'mon Jackie...I can't believe that YOU are deluded too. Why? Was Israel really behind 9/11/01 or do you just hate Muslims?
jodyusa 1 year ago
jodyussr is the one who caused 9/11. jodyUssr can be seen on youTube chanting "planes, must, hit, steel." jodyUssr the shitler-loving, gay antisemite is delusional
nakedBison69 1 year ago
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jodyusa 1 year ago
Dear Mr. Mason:
Thanks for all the wit and fun over the years. Right on about Starbucks.
When did Americans stop thinking and begin walking around in a daze. I don't know how many times people have bumped into me with their carts in the grocery store.
People are in a complete daze.
Best Wishes
Dennis H
tsaisisbuying 1 year ago
It's all the chemicals in your water and food. They are designed to keep the population calm and passive. The government even experiments with ultra low frequency sounds that have a calming effect on the brain.
suspendmeassholes 1 year ago
suspendmeassholes poisons the waters and eimits low frequency sounds from his tin foil hat
nakedBison69 1 year ago
"Simple high-intensity sound causes the inner ear to generate nerve impulses that register as sound. Since the inner ear also regulates spatial orientation, saturation of the inner ear by high-intensity sound may cause spatial disorientation. The American Technology Corporation (ATCO) has produced a Long Range Acoustic Device (LRAD)."
Global Security . ORG
I can emit a very low frequency sound right on your face if you stick it between my buttcheeks.
suspendmeassholes 1 year ago
suspendmeassholes the gay homosexual of the faggot variety has AIDS from sucking Perez Hilton's ugly diseased gay dick
nakedBison69 1 year ago
Is that all you got?
suspendmeassholes 1 year ago
suspendmeassholes has nothing because suspendmeassholes is nothing
nakedBison69 1 year ago
Yawn.
suspendmeassholes 1 year ago
suspendmeassholes is boring
nakedBison69 1 year ago
You are a 12 year old troll that types the opposite of every statement. I get it. Please continue...
suspendmeassholes 1 year ago
suspendmeassholes the twelve year old troll types opposite statements
nakedBison69 1 year ago
1+1=2
suspendmeassholes 1 year ago
suspendmeassholes failed first grade arithmetic
nakedBison69 1 year ago
2+2=4
suspendmeassholes 1 year ago
tsaisisbuying has stopped thinking and walks around in a daze
nakedBison69 1 year ago
Only comedian to flip Ed Sullivan the bird...
danraabe1 1 year ago 2
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can't wait for this ass to die already.....be gone already ape...!!!
yosedave 1 year ago
Ya! Those Starbucks people want a tip? FOR WHAT? I worked at Burger King in 1979, and we never asked for tips. I dealt with boiling grease, and they want tips! I'll tell ya'. Those son of a bitches.
ordphx 1 year ago 2
Truly funny!
LA90004 1 year ago 7
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nuunny 2 years ago
No you don't. You have to be semi-intelligent though.
dunskie 2 years ago
\oo/‹(•¿•)›\oo/
I LOVE THIS :D
cosmicaxis 2 years ago 2
hes truthful and funny!
eurolease24 2 years ago 2
I had heard that the troll doll was making a comeback.
So that's what a double sided bird's nest combover looks like!
speedoflite1 2 years ago
Schmucks!
tgdfthomas 2 years ago 2
Hmmm, are we sure this is the real Jackie Mason or maybe Billy Crystal in disguise?? LOL
tgdfthomas 2 years ago
I love this JEW.
blinko656 2 years ago 2
Jackie Mason is bluntly honest and logical about EVERYTHING! Sure wish our politicians could be as honest.
DougDaCosta 2 years ago 22
@DougDaCosta - More honest than the current politicians
airforcemax 1 year ago
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Jackie "SMUCK" mason
What's you're REAL name dude?
you say Palestinians hide behind their women
all jews change their name to hide their REAL identity.
COWARDS and HYPOCRITES.
Art4Law 2 years ago
@Art4Law the word is schmuck...and that describes you.
ricksand2 2 years ago 2
@Art4Law
that is a evil thing to say about Jewish people and just not true
BIG G
gerard1875 2 years ago
I never go to Starbucks so I couldn't care less what they charge. I think they should start charging $10-$20 a cup so the idiots who go there because they think it's "trendy" can empty their pockets all they want.
1980NewWave 2 years ago 3
A++ Scott (BUG)
believersunderground 2 years ago
I like the coffe that you get in I Hop
better than Starbucks and half the price
BIG G
gerard1875 2 years ago 9
@gerard1875 I do like the coffee at IHop too gerard1875. But I will always buy my coffee at Starbucks. The Ihop's in my area are unsafe "Gun Free" zones and I value my second amendment rights more than I value a cheap cup of coffee. It's not all about money. It's about my Freedom.
jfrawleysr 1 year ago
REPTILIAN!!!
izzigogo 2 years ago
arrogant piece of shit.
NASIMNASIM 2 years ago
what`a`brilliant`and`verbose`description!!!`What
wit!!!..Keep`up`the`good`work`nasimnasim...sheeeesh!
pakee64 2 years ago
@NASIMNASIM You should know shit well....God bless Jackie...
ricksand2 2 years ago
OD...12...m...show respect...Mason is a rabbi...show respect...
12345678927269 2 years ago 2
Mr. Mason you are a great person!
eliransage 2 years ago 2
I like some of the unique drinks that Starbuck's offers - once in a while. But yeah, I agree - when I want coffee, even McDonald's is better. I also worked at Starbucks once and it was a dismal, soul-deadening experience - but I also (unlike other fast food jobs) had to know how to prepare every drink on the menu, right down to the slightest nuance, with every possible variation, as quick as possible. It's not a job I'd recommend to anyone.
Rudy61287 2 years ago
It's so true. Even McDonalds has better coffee than Starbuck's, and for about half the price.
drexelur1 2 years ago
funny guy.....!
oscarmacaroni 2 years ago 3
Jackie is so funny because he makes the truth seem real.
uncleronny1 2 years ago 2
the truth IS real dipshit
rudeawakeningxxx 2 years ago
i gotta start thinkin like a jew, id be better off
oiyabastard 2 years ago 3
I bought regular coffee at Starbucks once.
It sucked ass.
I bought 100 grams of java beans grown in Lintong yesterday, to sample what real coffee bean shops have to offer, and damn was it good. Most drip coffee ends up being so sour with a bitter aftertaste, but this is neither, you can taste the actual flavor of the beans that you smell when you sample it, if you know what I mean. :)
nlitement 2 years ago 3
I love this I never spent money at Starbucks, also I never buy normal coffee. That stuff sucks lol. for 5 bucks you can go to the supermarket and buy a tin of coffee and it dose taste better then starbucks.
monkeyman123321 2 years ago 4
not sure if you live around one but the grocery store called A&P has it's brand called eight o'clock coffee it's really good and priced fair, it reminds me of chok full o nuts.
hemiram04 2 years ago
I started to laugh before he could open his mouth,,,I brew my own coffee now for a long time,same burnt ground coffee beans.
malickph1 2 years ago 2
this is 1st time i agree with a Jew
HARUNMUHAMMAD 2 years ago 2
today in belfast ,ireland i was furious with the staff of a starbucks cafe because they chased away a down and out gentleman who was taking discarded food from bins outside . immediately i noticed the walls decorated with information about how starbucks exercises social responsibility with shared planet projects and fights pverty with other schemes .
pity its ok and fashionable t help poor nations while chasing away a starving homeless man from your front door !!!!
shame shame shame
riometro 2 years ago 3
Starbucks should charge people $10 for a cup of coffee.
It's amazing what people will pay to feel "exclusive".
Their sales last year was over $9 billion.
kuskut 2 years ago 2
SUPER!!!!!!
racelinemax 2 years ago 2
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gerard1875 2 years ago
very very funny!!
what does Starbucks have that we want? Atmosphere that assures you that you are superior to people in Dunkin Donuts. That is what the Starbucks customer buys.
Esmereld 2 years ago
This guy is soooo funny. in that classic sense. None of this cuss filled dirty humor that we have nowadays. Classic like old cosby stuff. makes you laugh because of the material, not because of any extravagant acting or cussing... Damn, I wish i was old enough to have heard his classic routines in Vegas in the 60s.
tewkewl 2 years ago
boint coffee... you clean the place up for an hour. Classic! 5 stars.
pizzaandmetal 2 years ago
lol & rothflmao . . . . .
Triggerly 2 years ago
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Starbucks is Jewish owned...??
I'll never go in one again.
JohnnyRock2000 2 years ago
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This typical zionist huckster would spin a whole different tune if Starbucks was owned by a bunch of Jews shipping profits to Israel to build settlements on Palestinian land.
JohnnyRock2000 2 years ago
starbucks is Jewish owned u shmuck
badazred 2 years ago
jews can be schmucks, too
SithRage 2 years ago
Who cares who owns it, only a shlameel would pay $3 for a regular coffee made with burnt beans.
djfinex 2 years ago 2
"how they can do this (rob you) without a gun I'll never figure it out"
ha ha epic
godscuttingyoudown