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  • is he still talking ,,help

  • I just bought a macbook pro because of this highly informative review. Thanks!!!

  • useless info

    

  • Nice video for morons like you.... BTW I'm typing this on MBP...

  • @mrkialen Post pics or it didn't happen.

  • I don't think people get that this is a joke. He is not being deadly serious when he says $15 is a deal breaker you idiots!

  • @pugNdrum It's no joke! It is $15!!!! 2 years ago!!!! EXCLAMATION POINT!

  • @robotlou My God its awful!!!

  • and the tips??

  • just don't listen to this guy. he's a waste of time. he knows nothing and isn't funny. and not the mention the fact that he's a stalker. if he's stalking you then do what i do. not open any of the messages that he sends you. he's really annoying and also he likes to correct people on grammar on youtube comments. yeah, youtube comments. most people just correct your grammar on important papers and stuff. but not this pathetic waste of time.

  • @themanof5 Wow. That is a lot of words that should have been capitalized. You are such a meanie. Why don't you leave me alone. Boo hoo hoo.

  • @robotlou Hey, you cant correct me on spelling and grammar. By the way, your youtube username is spelt wrong. Shouldn't you fix it to "I should go create a new site or go do something that i'm actually good at." You are partially good at it but not good enough to be on youtube.

  • @Tristansfishcrazy1 Whoops.... I mean YouTube sorry. (Sarcastic Voice)

  • @Tristansfishcrazy1 You forgot an apostrophe in "can't." Also you need a capital letter in "I'm." Please explain how my user name is spelt wrong and what aren't I doing well enough to be on YouTube, exactly? I mean, you're obviously a terrible YouTube commenter and yet you don't see me saying you should stop being a douche bag. It's just who you are.

  • @robotlou I'm a terrible YouTube commenter what's that supposed to mean? You correct everybody that comments like themanof5 and I know he was a little too mean but I took out parts that sound like you like you correct people and robotlou is spelt wrong because the proper spelling for it is Robot-Lou not robotlou unless you meant it to be spelt that way you should create a "Proper" username that follows your modo, and what you are doing wrong is you don"t even convince me... Continued...

  • @Tristansfishcrazy1 Wow. So many errors. You forgot quotation marks, proper spelling of words like "motto," run on sentences, just to name a few. I still don't get why robotlou needs to be hyphenated while your name gets to be nonsense. You don't really explain why. Also, I never delete comments. I let people show themselves to be the weirdos they are. I'll stand by my comment that you're a terrible commenter just for the sheer amount of text you generated. Not reading the rest. Bye!

  • @robotlou If it weren't for that I already owned a MacBook, I wouldn't buy one because your last sentence didn't really wan't to make me get a mac because you made i't sound like they're so expensive and 15$ is often a deal breaker for a lot of people. That's why you are not really good enough to be on YouTube, even though i haven't seen your other videos I bet they convince other people just as much as me, which means your not in luck, and me, a douche no douches act mean, continued...

  • @robotlou And tell lies I just speak the truth, but i'll try to be nicer but you should try on not deleting and removing comments or even correcting them cause thats also not very "nice," whatever your meaning of it is, you also said " Why don't you leave me alone. Boo hoo hoo." to a commenter is that "nice?" Oh, and you said to me, just now, " I mean, you're obviously a terrible YouTube commenter and yet you don't see me saying you should stop being a douche bag. It's just who...continued...

  • You are." Does that sound nice to you?

  • I don't think your an Award Winning Tech Guru.

  • Lol 15 dollars is a deal breaker

  • Keep pressing 0:03 LMAO

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  • haha, funny!

  • After all this time, some of you guys don't seem to have noticed this video is under the comedy category

  • @rodrigofaalves At the time I made this there was no "Serious Business" category. I hope they take my suggestion to make one seriously.

  • @rodrigofaalves Shame on youtube... Guess you'll have to stick to the comedy category then, it's as close as you can get to the "serious business" one :p

  • I love the fact that people are taking your reviews so seriously, King Lou. :D

  • What the fuck is this.... you're horrible.

  • Im pretty sure someone that cant afford a $15 adaptor will not be able to afford a $2000 computer. Furthermore I think perhaps you should rather review some kind of hair growth product as you appear to be balding and would most likely be a better candidate for the critical analysis of hair loss in oppose to anything of a technological sense or anything that requires the general use of ones intellect or intellectual ability.

    Regards,

    The World.

  • @chrisfisherLTD Of course a poor and dirty person can't afford a $15 if they can't afford a $2k computer, you dullard. You can be sure of it. No need to waffle. Your concern about my hairline was an adorable personal attack. I mean, it was a wordy and not very well done, but that just adds to the wonderful tweeness of it all. Looking forward to your next hilarious and insightful missive. 18 year olds can be so... spunky! Be sure to subscribe!

  • I came here to 'thumbs down' this stupid bias review

    DO NOT WATCH.

  • @DANKrONE42 I came to thumbs down this review of my review. NEVER READ. NOT EVEN THIS COMMENT ABOUT THAT COMMENT.

  • Holy fuck there is many Jealous window-cocks

  • I bet he is Italian

  • @RayWilliamJonhsonFan Good guess! However, thats only part of the American mongrel mix. Not even 1/2 or 1/4

  • dark and spooky?

  • It's not a monster mouth. -----Big selling point for me!! I hate monsters especially their mouths.

    Thumbs up leu. The Internet needs more people like you.

  • what is it with people hating this guys video's? does everyone stick up for computers or somthing? its just sad bh :D

  • the "metally feel"? whoa man don't get so technical on us :P

  • how many songs can i store in a mac book pro 13"

  • i love the way your just like fuck you haters i am who i am and i....dont.....give.....a.....F­*CK keep it up

  • @WastingTimeWithMe yeah!!

  • wtf is this supposed to be for real? loving the backdrop btw, if it wasn't there we'd probably just see your shitty star wars themed room in your mom's basement.

    joking lou, you're a boss. run that shit.

  • haha... that backdrop is killing me.... LAWL

  • need!

  • guy despretly tries to be s.jobbs

  • AHAHAHA oh my god Lou, you are the best troll ever.

    Keep up the awesome work <3

  • LOL this is the most funniest video eva man, you are one hell of a funny guy you know that. thanks for the tips man

  • What a douche... Douche... Douche Douche Douche... oh yeah.... Douche... #thatisall

  • @ogmzboy I like your other shitty poem jams better.

  • @robotlou thanks... DOUCHE :)

  • dude get a decent mic

  • @ert69 Whatever, dude.

  • @robotlou I liked the video man, only good videos get haters, its jealousy.

  • Nice video man appreciate it, ignore the idiots who have nothing to do and fail in life and thus resort to critisizing, cheers

  • you are funny!

  • Hey, you're cute!

  • dude workout

  • @jerryx2000 Are you inviting me to some kind of man-only workout club? No thank you.

  • what a shitty review.. sorry.. but my fucking dog could have done a better job

  • @mobspeak No need to apologize. That sounds like a really special fucking dog you have. Do you have regular dogs, too? Or just ones you keep around for fucking? Either way, I look forward to your dogs review.

  • Dude, you should be on comedy central lol...

  • that vid should be funny, right?

    It isn't and you mumbled so much that i didn't understood one word

  • @robotlou yeah but no need to knock the pro though

  • Dude u are a Douche that is all

  • @TheDuff69 Hey, at least its something, am I right? Aww yeah!

  • Fat john stewart

  • @Sardonick007 I think you mean "TALL Jon Stewart." It's okay. I forgive you.

  • @robotlou Nope. I meant FAT John Stewart. No forgiveness necessary. If I had meant TALL John Stewart I would have said TALL. I'm not TALL, I'm FAT. So when somebody says I look like a FAT Andy Garcia i say yup. A FAT poorer version at that. I know, it's just festively plump, but so what. Actually that was probably a mean comment to say FAT. I should not have said that, but I did, and now I will burn in hell with the douche pickles that call me FAT. :)

  • @Sardonick007 Wait. Are you sure you didn't mean tall? I mean, I am taller than him, after all.

  • mouth???

  • Useless opinion.

  • @YaniSmall yes, yours is. OH SNAP. YEAH I JUST DID THAT!

  • He seems like he just ate too much crap for lunch and he has burps

  • TECH PRO!!?!?!?!?!? WHAATT...

    more like comedian... damn, loool... i didn't laugh but inside i was just going insane

    so, uhm... should i buy it or what?

  • @Danceallnightbabe I don't know... should you?

  • ahahah dirty hippies

  • go fuck your self mother fucker

  • @beepsbobby any Mac has it's own wireless connection it just isn't enabled to do that go to system preferences-sharing-then go down to the Internet category on the left side-check airport make sure it still says built in ethernet on top of that-and at the top of the window if the light is switched to green it is on

  • my problem with macbookpro is the internet connection sucks

    when im playing a video it plays for all most a 1:00 then it freezes up and wont play the hole video im with shaw highest internet speed

  • my problem with macbookpro is the internet connection sucks

  • There is no competition between a mac and a windows computer! Now having a mac from a young age i can understand that some people may be intimidated by them due to what they know (ie. windows) but i will guarantee anyone who changes and takes that risk will be rewarded. The mac trounces a windows PC on every leve - so much so that every single person i know who has tried using my mac has wanted to change instantly :) They are however slightly more expensiv but the price is defintely worth it :)

  • ASSHOLE

  • @CrOm3Ro OH YOU MAKE A ME SO A MAD A! WHY U CALLA ME A NAMES? I SAY YOU A BAD NAME TOO!

  • @robotlou hahahaha wtf you are a bit to enthusiatic buddy

  • Don"t mind all the haters. I watched your reviews a couple times and it convinced me to buy a new Macbook Pro.. I love it!!!! its a learning curve from PC, but it's worth it. Thank you and keep it coming,Let the hate make you stronger!!! LOL..

  • This video should be banned from Youtube

  • Nice hair transplant.

  • @sumprats Thanks! Its made of 100% genuine your moms pussy hair! You have no idea how hard it was to get all the lice out of it before it was suitable to be made into a transplants. I finally got the stink out of it, too. Merry Christmas!

  • @robotlou it's called pubic hair...

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  • That's how u do it, nobuddy wants to hear about miggabickzels ir wat ever, getting one on Christmas I found the order on apple.com

  • I don't think 'metally' is a real word tbh.

  • @LukeeNUFC Is "Metallic-y" better? 

  • Dude seriously your a fag

  • wow, making fun of finacial struggles? cause you look like you have millions the way your dressed douche. move out of your moms house

  • @thatcolepage Class, this is a text book YouTube comment. Note the misspellings of words like "Financial" and the shortening of the word "Because" to "Cause" without the use of a apostrophe to indicate shortening. Also see the complete lack of capitalization and how the last sentence has no ending punctuation. This comment was obviously written in state of complete "Net Rage," class. Learn well the signs of the enraged YouTube retard and you'll avoid being like this person. Class Dismissed!

  • @robotlou lol..u made me laugh.

  • @thatcolepage cant u see?????? that guy is a homogay

  • Wow you guys are jerks

  • really.......

  • to if you press command+F i can get my time back i invested in this video?

  • @TheFideltube Once invested, interest accrues over time. However if you type your wishes 3x on an unconnected keyboard a genii may answer them!

  • @robotlou

    Lou, if I were a producer in Hollywood, I'd give you you're own show...

    seriously..

  • Man, this guy is... AWESOME!!!

  • that was the used 3:11 minutes of my life.. thank you for nothing Lou

  • @realkbzon You're welcome. Be sure to subscribe to make sure you don't miss the rest of my time stealing videos.

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  • its just kind of an odd review because they don't really mention any tech specs or anything of that sort and I don't even know if this comment is positive or negative...it was just a bit out there...also macs last 10x longer than dells so more moneys worth even though they sometimes cost more

  • f*cking Apple fanboy

  • Wow, you are so funny....

  • Yeah spend $600 on a dell It will only last you 6 months, peace of crap computers. Waist of money, all you buy is advertisements. What happens when you get a new PC and start it up, ten billion advertisements and a middle finger. Get a macbook pro and you will get your moneys wort.

  • "apple basically told us to go fuck ourselves" hahahahahahahaahahaha

  • hp owns apple make ipod that frezze all the time and laptops that crash

  • what a wast of 3 mins you fag

  • bfr = brominated flame retardent :DD

  • @sargentsprinkles1 Ha! Thats awesome.

  • @robotlou it is ae !

  • You suck dude

  • this is one ugly fat fuck

  • this isnt meant to be taken seriously. its just humorous

  • Ok I'm missing something here... perhaps the actual review. A serious one!

  • Is the Macbook Pro the best laptop? Should u recommence to me or u know even better laptops?

  • He looks like a hybrid of PC guy and Mac guy.

  • what r the tips again?...

  • Hahahahaha LMFAO

  • I was just forced by my college program to purchase a Macbook Pro. I played with the key-lights while I listened to this helpful, informative program and reflected on how much money I just wasted on a laptop with like 200 gigs.

  • get a proper job

  • @kngign Awright geeezzaa! Why don't you offer me one? Sorted mate. Cheers.

  • Just some practical examples of MacBook stupidity: [Command][Backspace] instead of having a DEL key? [Command][Shift][4] for Print screen? Being unable to close the lid and keep the computer running? (it sleeps automatically). The "bubble gum" style keyboard and all the little annoying things that are there because "Apple knows what I need better than I do?".

  • Lmao haha. Good review, oh how I want a MacBook

  • this might be the worst review on youtube

  • Its not killing me right now... I have a MacBook Pro

  • LOL best review ever.

  • hippies or smartys where killing ourself's

  • loved it. you can throw it away! lol! still think its cool

  • wow. that was..pretty bad.

  • @bells002 Well Apple sold plenty of them so it couldn't have been that bad of a computer.

  • can you do a video on music software for macbook, im a dj and i just got a macbook because i heard it is better than pc for this stuff, so i need good dj software

  • well what do you recomend me ? the 13 or the 15'' version because the diference in price is kind of high but maybe the 15 version is better ?

  • @Tebanlol I like 15" but, 13 is not bad ;'D

  • wow this guy is NOT funny

  • @dany55655 Man, you Canadian guys sure are an angry bunch. This is not the type of behavior I was expecting from our friends to the North. In regards to my not funniness I request a more in depth critique. Please site your sources and include a bibliography. Points deducted for poor penmanship, naturally. Extra Credit Query: Where'd you learn to make such awesome ASCII art on your page? More hilarious prank calls! Where did you come up with that? OMG 4SRSLY!

  • that was a terrible review

  • @xImCANADIANx Says you! Now, quit wasting commenting and get back to shooting videos off your TV. Mad CoD skillz! Yawn.

  • @robotlou yes says me. isn't that the point of a comment, to give my oppinion? sorry i hurt your feelings, but the like/unlike ratio says it all.

  • @xImCANADIANx Eh, 3.5 stars after 66k views... I'll take it.

  • @robotlou i would too, nice. im buyin a macbook pro too.

  • @robotlou he's not the only one that thinks that.

  • @glamrobyn You're welcome.

  • Brilliant! hahaha

  • You are fucking annoying and you need to stfu

  • @avalanch08 Ladies and Gentleman, The Pride of Canada's 15 Year Olds has spoken. Keep up the excellent commenting!

  • @robotlou first of all I'm not 15 I am 21, second i am probably way smarter than you (electrical engineer), thirdly i make way more money in a year than you do in your entire lifetime, lastly you probably work at a gas station making minimum wage and driving a piece of shit car. I'll stop by sometime and let you fill up my 2006 Subaru STi

  • @avalanch08 You are not welcome at my gas station with that attitude, little mister. Also I don't think I have enough information about your life yet. So lets see, electrical engineer, 2006 Subaru (obviously the mark of a rich man) and well some vague yearly earnings statement. I look forward to some more innovative box opening videos from you. Seriously, no one opens a box like you. I should have known that a 15 year old wasn't opening all that super expensive stuff. Lets play Halo 2gether4ever

  • @avalanch08 Well that was a cute attempt at a come back.

    I've never seen anyone use the amount of money they earn to feel superior than someone on the internet.

    Sadly I don't think it will catch on.

    Honestly it made you look like a huge douche.

    I work part-time at Walmart. :)

  • @robotlou hey, no need to bring canada in this childish affair

  • @robotlou HEY dont hate on Canada >.< lol hehe my macbook pro is a generation newer than urs :P

  • I Lol'd so hard when he said if it doesn't have a Apple logo and if its a Dell or HP , Its not apple xD ! Omfg , he thinks everyone here is a noob ! xD

  • Wow this guy is smart :S He sure knows alot about mac computers haha

  • 2000 dollars for something you can make probably well over 10,000 with....lets see a dell match up to that

  • what a bender

  • You think you're a big man, huh?

  • mmmm metally

  • well done... hehehe witty ;-)

  • Yup just shelled out $2000 on my new macbook but I'm too poor to spend $5 on a 9 pin to 6 pin adapter.

  • @jabbawok944 I'm so sorry to hear about your financial struggles. Hang in there.

  • @robotlou Unfortunately being a died-in-the-wool fanboy compels me to buy anything that has a shiny Apple on it. It's an expensive disorder to suffer from.

  • haha man you really are dumb.....think in using a windows mac is shit and by the way ipad sucks

  • @manirubio I know you're trying to tell me something... okay. 1st I am dumb. Got it. Then the rest of it... I have no idea what you're trying to say. "Think in using a windows mac is shit, etc...." What does that even mean? I feel like you're missing some punctuation or an idea or something. Keep up the good work though. One day you'll be a real useless internet troll.

  • @manirubio ya too bad apple is owning microsoft in sales apple def sucks...NO. but i do agree i dont like the ipad that much haha but macs are amazing

  • @manirubio ya too bad apple is owning microsoft in sales apple def sucks...NO. but i do agree i dont like the ipad that much haha but macs are amazing

  • sorry to the rest of you guys but i got a few laughs out of this! I thought it was quite worth it and a very entertaining! Hoever, my favorite part is when "robotlou" completely tells of "Masc96" i could almost see his "gay" face getting red with embarrassment! I love sarcasm. keep it up man! i could care less if your from apple or anywhere!

  • get a life your jokes are so gay! it is pretty obvious that it is apple.

  • @Masc96 I'm so glad you took the time to write. It was wondering when someone was going to suggest I get a life with my gay jokes. Your insightful comment has really been an eye opener. And I might add that for someone who is almost 30 you are very articulate. You're a credit to the UAE educational system and a natural born master of the obvious. Hats off to a real YouTube comment superstar. Thanks for playing. I'm sorry your didn't win.

  • I don't think $15 is going to be a deal breaker since of its other GREAT features!