i love when girls admit shit like this, puts those self rightous 'oh you so shallow, you only think of girls as trophies' bitches to shame. At least shes honest.
Guys: you really need to stop putting comments saying: "I'd love to lick that pussy" or "Her tittays are big. I wanna put my face in them." It's not that its offensive it is just a boring comment and enough of them ruins a comments section. If you have to say something perverted then write something that atleast we learn something new from like ..."I want her to blumpie me." (blowjob while pooping.)
I find this person egregiously beautiful. I'm a stand up comic as well so... I may have to jerk off to her saying the word "esoteric"...... I think I'm gonna.
Girls love to play the blame game. He likes you better because you talked to him. (Not because you are prettier or more interesting or even more his type of person.) Ya'll be trippin'.
Iliza's attractive but not hot enough to cop that attitude..perfect body and nice fake. tits..but she has a big nose and her philtrum (space between her nose and top lip) is far too long..Iliza if youre reading this..lets have a reality check..and dont forget WHITE girls genetically age the worst on average
She is fucking hot!! Whoever's fucking her right now, congratulations and I hate you and hope you die a slow and painful death. Jk. I wish it was me. Nice rack, Iliza.
@donzaloog1400 Agreed, fuck that guy- fuckin moron asshole. Also, fuck the girl actually, she's hot and she knows it, what a bitch, i hate her. It'd be fantastic to stuff her though- dumb bitch. Great comedy though!
you are hot, you are on my list of "Famous people I'm allowed to have sex with", i loved you in the Last Comic Standing, and thank you for being funny and pretty.
casey anothony impression?
milkslime 5 days ago
i dnt get how this is funny?
its just blunt.
lilmissmandamo 1 week ago
she looks older than she is.
JMort95 1 week ago
hothothothothothothothothot hoth?
BeerHombre 2 weeks ago
i love when girls admit shit like this, puts those self rightous 'oh you so shallow, you only think of girls as trophies' bitches to shame. At least shes honest.
1of111 2 weeks ago
That's a good burn! BOOM
checkeredpastmusic 3 weeks ago
@feeldaboes me too man heard her on Joe rogan she looks allright
SwiftGQ 3 weeks ago
Guys: you really need to stop putting comments saying: "I'd love to lick that pussy" or "Her tittays are big. I wanna put my face in them." It's not that its offensive it is just a boring comment and enough of them ruins a comments section. If you have to say something perverted then write something that atleast we learn something new from like ..."I want her to blumpie me." (blowjob while pooping.)
mjordan1998 3 weeks ago 3
@mjordan1998 why is no one liking this? Thats all
Thynkfree1985 2 weeks ago
@mjordan1998 LOL
lettuce623 3 days ago
Heard this chick on Joe Rogan so I looked her up. She was pretty good on his show, but she's even hotter than she was funny.
feeldaboess 3 weeks ago
@feeldaboess Same here hehe. :)
SmilingBrim 3 weeks ago
I'd eat her.
Thefluffybunnyshow 3 weeks ago
I find this person egregiously beautiful. I'm a stand up comic as well so... I may have to jerk off to her saying the word "esoteric"...... I think I'm gonna.
ZAKANDWHATARMY 1 month ago
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cccorsetti 1 month ago
lol
energeez 1 month ago
hey Iliza if your reading this please trace my IP address and contact me asap. Its really important.
TheFarmerGraham 1 month ago
that was funny.
dewfish 1 month ago
Dane Cook.
teak43 1 month ago
shes a fucking cunt that I'd love to fuck.. day and night ,, till my breath is out
ABONESR 1 month ago
<3
osearth 1 month ago
Who gives a shit about anything coming out of this cunt's mouth unless it's their own cock?
Bitch is fuckable, but retarded.
plzenjoymybigolpenis 1 month ago
Party Poker music. Did anyone check to see if a new window had opened?
Althom1990 1 month ago
OH HELL NO BITCH
Flawrey 1 month ago
she's really not that funny. yeah she's a cute girl but her rack is fake and she seems to have a fake personality.
RuggerD123 1 month ago
was the celeb/guy Dane Cook?
HoodedAussies 2 months ago
@HoodedAussies joe rogan
ihateslideshows 1 month ago
@ihateslideshows Yeah, thats what i thought too. How do you know that?
Btw, she is pretty awesome.
MMAoracle 1 month ago
@MMAoracle just guessing
ihateslideshows 1 month ago
cunt
morningwould 2 months ago
Ya, he was interested in the rack. That's it. You're super annoying.
JaySharp604 2 months ago
aaaaaaand....why should we care?
SirSinaFallah 3 months ago
its hot she knows shes hotter !
bucar80 3 months ago
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FaridOne100 3 months ago
hi 5
Martins0515 3 months ago
i love you
ccollins1721 4 months ago
lmao I laughed
kelly2charmin 4 months ago
i could eat potatoes all day long. mashed, hashed, it doesn't matter. yum mother fucker.
TheExileElite 4 months ago
shes talking about joe rogan
yourealiti 4 months ago 19
@yourealiti how do you know she was talking about joe rogan? i'm just interested as she was recently on the joe rogan experience podcast.
spencetube89 3 weeks ago
Looks better with longer hair in pony tail.
1misanthropist 4 months ago
@1misanthropist angry feminist troll says: you look better with longer dick in blender.
selfcontained smarty pants says: had it with those fucking comments about how you guys would design her, just shut up and listen to her comedy. please
thenaimatrain 4 months ago
Iliza, you are one very funny lady!
phil2856 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Iliza has a show called "The Weakly News" that's funny as hell! YouTube it. I promise you all will like it.
rdrgzrobert 4 months ago
Casey Anthony?
Msqfocus 4 months ago
@Msqfocus They both have nice tits!
govenmentassassin 4 months ago
1:08-1:10 my fav voice hehehe
danhantheman 4 months ago
love her
Be1smaht 5 months ago
I love Lliza=))
blick1986 5 months ago
Carefully selected that shirt and bra for this interview, I assume.
She's got a couple funny jokes, but she comes off as that girl who just continues to talk and people laugh at to get her to end her rant.
ItchyKneeSon 6 months ago 2
SELF REALIZATION COURSES!!! ROFLMAO
omegalavender 6 months ago
haha, usually iliza'a lokes r funnier than that... i still like her, i think she was still sumwat funny on this 1! :P
DEMY160 7 months ago
uhmmm.... I'll take "another Panty Dance" for $600, IllIlllIllIlIlIlza...
DancingSpiderman 7 months ago
and cute..
mattgarcia1 7 months ago
she looks like that dopey chick who played Monk's ASSisstant.
miggidymark 8 months ago
Well... Yes! agree and thank you, Zina
treliyiaellinika 8 months ago
haha thats funny ansooo true !
lizvarquez80 8 months ago
She still isn't funny... and I think she's average looking
bboybram 8 months ago
she has testicles
dellcomputerismine 8 months ago
@dellcomputerismine yum
duckandcoverX 6 months ago
Girls love to play the blame game. He likes you better because you talked to him. (Not because you are prettier or more interesting or even more his type of person.) Ya'll be trippin'.
saberjpg1975 9 months ago 14
Holy fuck, how anti-climactic was this damn joke?
Seandeclanpatrick 10 months ago 2
She's starting to look like the Grinch or maybe a Who.
grandaddynative 11 months ago
She's getting haggard.WTF happened to her face.She looks like she really has a pill problem.Those fuckers turn people ugly all the time.
grandaddynative 11 months ago
Iliza's attractive but not hot enough to cop that attitude..perfect body and nice fake. tits..but she has a big nose and her philtrum (space between her nose and top lip) is far too long..Iliza if youre reading this..lets have a reality check..and dont forget WHITE girls genetically age the worst on average
TurdFergusonJunior 11 months ago
@TurdFergusonJunior well arent you just a lovely person. btw nice name, turd :) describes you well
yourdadsaninja 9 months ago
@yourdadsaninja Thats Mr. Turd to you..
TurdFergusonJunior 9 months ago
This clip could be used for practicing how to pretend to listen to your girlfriend's petty bullshit.
claritynow 1 year ago 2
A) Not seeing the Vince Vaughn connection either... and...
B) Why does she have to be the female ______ anything? Why can't she just be a great comedian?
TechnoCougher 1 year ago 2
ass fat?
vict0r1ous 1 year ago
Holy, she's on Comedy Central and her ass is FFFFFFFFFFFFFAT....i love it
GoJets43 1 year ago
@GoJets43 she's got some niiiiiiiiiiice booty. She had on these jeans that were just huggin'
crysjumar1 1 year ago
Why have 2 people posted female Vince Vaughn?
I like them both ...but not sure I see the connection
TomFromJersey 1 year ago
You are hotter than me! I'd like to demonstrate this with you and I side ways making a fort out of sheets and pillows!! Lol
MrJasondark1 1 year ago
show us your butt
fb101786 1 year ago
she is fucking hotttt!
10chrisgm 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I like this woman.
rollotwomassey 1 year ago
Man-shoulders
paronfisk 1 year ago
female vince vaughan.
robdorg 1 year ago
cant remember wat she sed jus wat she lookd lyk O.O
orangeorangeyellowzz 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
ShadowPhoenix82 1 year ago
i love herrrrrrrrrr
mzSEMCEE 1 year ago
....it's Justin Bieber isn't it?.....
mightbebenjamin 1 year ago
@mightbebenjamin too long ago
efagels 1 year ago
She is fucking hot!! Whoever's fucking her right now, congratulations and I hate you and hope you die a slow and painful death. Jk. I wish it was me. Nice rack, Iliza.
donzaloog1400 1 year ago 153
@donzaloog1400 Agreed, fuck that guy- fuckin moron asshole. Also, fuck the girl actually, she's hot and she knows it, what a bitch, i hate her. It'd be fantastic to stuff her though- dumb bitch. Great comedy though!
goochsurfer 3 months ago
Female Vince Vaughan.
whoisthatguy1000 1 year ago 45
And now we have EPIC {:-D
MrIc400classic 2 years ago
too funny!
chillipeanuts 2 years ago
I LOVE THIS, LMAO!
coconisha85 2 years ago
Illiza, i want to have babies with you.
abelparrajr7 2 years ago
you are hot, you are on my list of "Famous people I'm allowed to have sex with", i loved you in the Last Comic Standing, and thank you for being funny and pretty.
saberjpg1975 2 years ago
hahahaha
rockkelle 2 years ago
THAT WAS EPIC!!!
lotusgirl08 2 years ago
you are hot!
MaxC17 2 years ago
so damn true!!!
Glivity 2 years ago
haha, i'm gonna use that
bmplazola 2 years ago
Very Funny
DIYDONTS 3 years ago
gasp! omgawd!
lawrencecasher 3 years ago