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[thisiswater314]

1:53 Tobscus!

[jaymeeboh]

I was going to paraphrase John Green and warn you that L.A. is in fact an initialism, but I see some other nerdfighter beat me to it. Alas...

[TheHatOfDestiny]

The only thing I can think of when he says "Where's my endo?" is "where's my endoscopy?" but I somehow don't think that's what he means.

[ladydovington]

LA is not an acronym.....its an initialism !!! John Green teachings!!

[EvanJStern]

You are too hilarious. I have been watching all of your old videos at random and now the only 'recommendations' YouTube gives me are your other older videos. It's quite a treat.

[OnTheSidewalks]

I believe L.A. is an initialism, not an acronym. Just sayin' :P

[HenryMonmouth]

I like how youtube occasionally recommends these old videos, it makes me feel like a time traveller.

[MariazzZebra]

@LiftMyEyes121 woah.... it is Toby o.O

good eyes man... or woman... or other

[Meman136]

filmception

[LiftMyEyes121]

TOBY TURNER!!!!!!!!!!!! 1:52 *explodes*

[CheaseForTheMasses]

@LiftMyEyes121 lol thats not toby. good try though :D

[LiftMyEyes121]

@CheaseForTheMasses Awww.... Are you sure?

[CheaseForTheMasses]

@LiftMyEyes121 yeah :(

[ssbrwl]

That wink guy was smooth.

[puppylover11396]

L.A. IS NOT AN ACRONYM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[annonroi]

v  wheezy-a-thon participant :D

[DrivingOnWires]

I will not apologize for living under a rock! Have you seen the housing market? I stick with the rock. Though I would recommend Bed Bath and Beyond for pillows. Rocks are not comfortable, or warm

[Squidpus]

I love all the adequate amounts of bass featured within this video.

[goodmajr]

this was good.  funny stuff.

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink* 

[phylntym]

lool

so dorkyyy :$

[66CrtS]

I'm sorry i lived under a rock. :(

[TokyoDiimond]

I believe this is the first video with this intro that you have a talking intro before the intro. I've been on a Wheezy-a-thon so I find these things out :P Soon I will have watched all WheezyWaiter videos :D

[kaciisbored]

I apologize for living under a rock then, wheezy waiter

[TheArborTree]

I'll help you find your Endor!!!

[mellbells]

was that Toby Turner (TOBUSCUS) behind you at the hip hollywood event?

[TheJDMedia]

This video was uploaded to YouTube exactly 1 year ago from today?!?

[konar96]

i keep my mind on my money and my money in my shoe

[GumiYummi]

Lol sign language is hard. Maybe the deaf should go unheard. Lol jk no offense to deaf peeps

[MrSkoosm]

infinizzle is the word u are looking for

[MUFFINSandJUNK]

hahaha i love you.

[IssyRedbird]

Infi-nifty! :D

[42quantumleap]

I'm sorry I live under a rock. ;P

[trombonebuddy19]

I live in LA !

[ericsimaginaryfriend]

IM NOT SORRY 

[sqarerootof2]

ira?

ireland republican army?

it is a wise investment

[workescapist]

you're one lucky guy for "not winning" the fiesta.

ford fiesta suc+s, BECAUSE: even my motorbike has more power than that!

mu-haw-haw-haw-haw. (evil laughter)

*ding*

*pantshole*

sorry for swearing

[tichie4]

@notonedrop Thank you so much for the epic suggestion! Gonna do this for every vid from now on...brilliant

Wheezy, "this gin and juice needs a bit more ice"

Audio transcription, "This jet engines he's a bit more rights"

[foukame]

@tichie4 O.G. WheezyWaiter outro, "I am latino"

[EmptyChannelIsEmpty]

This video was made on my birthday! Too bad I didn't know about you then...

[DragonelaFTW]

I'm sorry for living under a rock.

[ParkerBlitz]

A CAR?! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DANCEFLOOR?! WOW!

i love you craig

[notonedrop]

You guys have to watch this video with transcribed audio on. Click the CC button, then hit the arrow. Click Transcribe Audio and read what YouTube thinks Wheezy is saying. It says "the Taliban" at 1:57, haha.

[LazerPanther]

I'm sorry for living under a rock...

[PirateSammy]

A CAR. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DANCEFLOOR!

possibly my favourite wheezy quote. there is a look of such pure innocent joy on his face.

[Mer1002]

"there's a car! In the middle of the dancefloor!!" rofl I love you! <3

[MEMRSIR]

I lived under a rock once it cut of circulation and now i have no legs

[ultra1super1pancakes]

BOW WOW WOW YIPPY YO YIPPY YAY xD LMAO

[TheLoonwolf]

I apologise for living under the shadow of excellent rock.

[denhamrp]

lol

[markiii1]

lol if u put the subtitles on, when the intro sings wheezyyyyy waaaiiiteeer, the subtitles says, "i am latino" xD hahaha

[Audiobrasil]

"I didn´t win. I lied"

LOL

[mattboy1152]

1:58 I wonder if that guy has seen this video.

[sk8rdman]

by now I'm assuming you've already been informed by fellow nerdfighers, but I'll go ahead ane say it anyway. LA is not an acronym, but an initialism, or a lettery as it is never refered to.

On an unrelated note, the car out on the dance floor. I think you should have asked it to dance. it would have liked that.

[soti68]

@sk8rdman you scare me.

[sk8rdman]

OOGA BOOGA!!!!!

still scared?

[soti68]

¬¬ no.

[harihariharihar]

Did you know that Kauai, HI is now GMO Free? We have kicked Monsanto's butt. Now we have Hemp Fields instead of GMO Corn plots. Yea life is so good here.

[PippaPineapple]

im sorry for living unger a rock

[MountStEllyn]

Is it bad that I've been subscribed to you for quite some time now (maybe six months) and haven't caught on to the fact that your name is Craig?

[dougiedannyluv]

I laughed. Thanks.

Ahahahaha. Best beard. xD

[zQWASZX]

I love that what this video goes off on so many different tangents, the gags are so varied and random and quick yet still hillarious and clearly delivered. But what's even better is because the gags are so quick i can watch these videos several times over and still see new jokes every time

[nerdfighting1]

Lodi Dodi we likes ta party!

[reaper1213]

i wasnt living under a rock it was a giant sea gull but in any case im sorry i stole you time

[xSushixPackx]

I apologize for living under a rock.

[owlsongs]

infinifty!

[hakuno4ever]

Sorry for living under a rock. =O

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

plz make up a new term for vlog

[koolkid0201]

Sippin' on gin and juice. Laid back. With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

[mlm21591]

actually money on your mind would involve the money falling out of your sky bank, and presumably on to your head

[SuperNetSpyder]

dude mucho props

[FrVle]

Sry for living under a rock :( ... :P

[RHChiliPppersFan]

Dear Wheezy Waiter,

The first 23 seconds of this video hold you even more firmly in your place as my hero than you were before. Thank you for being awesome (sauce).

[smeyers83]

Best beginning and end... ever.

You and your beard crack me up.

[Natturs]

This is one of the funniest I've seen. :D

infinifty :D

[nanananananaLAURA]

infinifty :]

[JoshDaGoodfella]

"Oops Sorry"

LOL @ his baldness

[brookebby17]

A wise investment, haha all your little quips really crack me up, your too great!

[Superultimateay]

wow A CAR IN THE MIDDLE OF TE DANCE FLOOR!

[justpostit]

i once had a party with the police car in the middle of the room as disco lights

[justpostit]

i apologise for living under a rock.. i know snoop dog but i had no idea wat were u doing

[23wishesfromsexy]

That was amazing. Totally.

[rkdrummer216]

I just want to let you know, Craig, that my final organic chemistry exam is in about eighteen hours, and I find it beyond awesome that your last name is Benzine.

Nerdfighters!

[Natturs]

@rkdrummer216 awesome

[Ajdizzle4rizzle]

where's my endo? best line ever

[Aliyns]

Fuck you're hilarious. =P

[PsyogiBottoms]

I keep thinking you are saying, "Hello Bear Lovers!" ...lol which I suppose is the same thing - in a way. :?}

[sarvigirl]

I'm sorry for living under a rock.

Now your turn to apologize.

[basilesque5]

rofl <3

[poopjazz1]

best youtuber.

[MainCharacterChannel]

Wheezy waiter is awesome.

[missy11309]

lmao at the end <3

[randomlogasdfwtfomg]

And you didn't won 'best fiesta blah blah someone' contest? I thought you made it. :<

I love your videos, every video is even better than the previous one. :D

Btw, you have amazing eyelashes. <3

[SabreMaiden]

Infi-nifty. Whoa.

[MINIBw]

dude u r funny u should have much more views

[dangerouslytalented]

was the car dancing?

[Vrumanuk]

"Your welcome. I'm a dork."

[SillyJaime]

I'm so glad you had fun, it looks like all y'all had an amazing time in LA! But I bet you're going to miss your Fiesta very much.

How long is it going to take for you to grow your beard back once you've shaved it?

Beardlover out.

[DaleksRuinedMyDay]

I wanted to sign you a message but then realised you probably wouldn't understand Australian sign language. Sigh.

[NaeRae86]

Your videos are consistantly funny. You never let me down..the things you come up wiht lol

[meavus6]

I don't know did anyone tell you but you have a face under your beard. just saying .

[CanadianB0y]

Craig, your awesome.

Sincerely,

Creepy youtube guy.

[HardkoreMoMo]

my mom came up behind me and asked my why i was watching a balding bearded man talk into the camera.

i started the video over and she watched with me.

now she knows why.

[MEMRSIR]

@HardkoreMoMo you should have acted weird so she thought it was something dirty LOLOLOLOLOL

[wassupdoc319]

its so wierd, everytime i learn or discover somthing i see it in action or somthing about it in a week or so. i heard rehabs version of Gin and juice about a month ago without realizing it was snoop dogg's song. then the yesterday my fried was raping it and i wondered why(because rehab did a country cover) until i typed it gin and juice and found out its snoop dogg's song. and then today on a random wheezywaiter vid he starts out his intro with it... CRAZY its wierd but this happens all the time

[trumpeter93]

I subscribed because I like your random intelligent asides to yourself AND for the fact that you express great diction in your speech. THAT is why I subbed to you. Keep it up.

[ANproduction]

i like to live under a rock...

[eyeballgoop]

Yes it's rather comfortable, isn't it.

[superseandude]

YOUR SO HILARIOUS, i can't even keep a strait face, luv your originality

[IamFatnickc]

Haha great video! And yay about the beard victory!

[DarthLizzy]

The middle finger really does mean eff you in sign language. Really really.

[trashleyrx]

I love you. Ferrreaaally.

[pasta1017]

there was an article in my newspaper about the Fiesta and I was so excited that I read the whole thing, but it was just about stupid car stuff. Dumb Automobile Section.

[JosieNoPussycats]

some would even say you sound wheezy

[eantquox]

a car in the middle of the dancefloor

[TheHelsby]

Im sorry for living under a rock... :D

[annatheHPtwerdfightr]

...acronym. HAHA ily <3

boo I totally believe you and thought you won and I was all excited for you! grr

[MeltingOrangeDove]

well ding-a-ling to that.

[CallMeBlake1]

Poor baby, no more fiesta, you know I'm on that damn song now LOL

[Nokhoida]

Yay! You did win something with your beard! Aren't you glad your beard is finally a winner?

[quackerzdb]

you and Morgan need to shack up

[Penguin619]

When I think of LA I think of Louisiana.

[JulieJunkable]

Great video, did you meet Brittani Taylor? She's the awesome woman that won a frisbee in the category "Best Costume"! : D

[KateyMateyLaa]

I maybe a white 17 year old girl but I got all the snoop doggy dog references ^^ I knew those rap lessons wouldn't go to waste.

[darkieschmuckie]

ILU <3

[IrishJayLG]

gin and juice lol

[KumaRAGE17]

Secure investment, eh? LOL!

[dresssexyatmyfuneral]

I'm sorry... I don't live under a rock... just in North Norway

[joebob1379]

So who won the favorite Fiesta Agent contest?

[SideWaysThinker]

I am aware of snoop dog, I just hate him and everything he stands for.

[dneujahr87]

I awoke to find a new Wheezy Video! Best way to start the morning. Now, everything else will be a disappointment.

[andrsdtz]

you certainly deserve the award Craig and it looks like you had a fun time in LA

[BarryAldridge]

Im glad you did a references to Snoop Dogg's Gin & Juice. Thats a fantastic song.

[HalfAssHorse0]

I'm sorry for living under a rock, Wheezy. :(

[ChateauOfADoubt]

wait, seriouly?

[lindsaylou04]

adorable.

[toastnuances]

thank you for the investment advice

[wezlake]

Wheezy you make me laugh!

[drby3]

this was the shizzle my niggle ....lol

[Sublimedfunk]

snoop dogg double g!!!

[songsfrompaul]

I think you were very deserving of that award, Craig :D

[SomeBoredGamer]

I'm sorry for living under a rock :(

[georgieBOOM]

The IRA is a terrorist organisation, I'm not sure investing in THEM would mean such a secure future, Mr Benzine.

[ultimatefrisbee01]

You should go a mustache (: then you could gel it up like inspector clouseau

[asimplecadence]

Craig, your videos ALWAYS make me laugh.

[ShadowBramby]

haha its funny coz IRA in ireland stands for the Irish Republican Army..who have done alot of bad stuff in the past...please dont invest in the IRA :(

[TwoFloorsUp90]

I was just thinking I had to come and find you and steel your luck if you really had won the Fiesta. But, I'm okay now, thanks.

[SmartSmartass]

I don't know how you manage to make a video and keep a straight face. I'll never be able to listen to Snoop Dog the same way again. Then again, does he even do anything besides those "Girls Gone Wild!" DVDs? Probably not..

[gigigirl281]

This blog was infi-nifty.

[XerAnDERyLMAO]

craig is pretty cool guy, eh kills aliens and doesnt afraid of anything.

[TheEditingShop]

Craig is the only person capable of rationalising rap music.

[CleverestWitch2188]

=D Good times.

I like vloggy style videos. They win at life.

-Sara

[BretterThanRealLife]

humour, sound financial advice and most importantly BEARD. truly you have it all

[matrix626]

all hail the snoop...er weezy...sneezy? whatevah. WW is the nizzle fo shizzle.

[aurarus]

A car?! In the middle of the dance floor?!

:D

[bibbeny]

Can You not work and just make videos for the us. We will support you. We will gather young virgins to feed, bathe and dress you. We will guard you with big mean looking guys in dark sunglasses. We would crowd around our PCs waiting with baited breath for you to speak. You will be our BEATLES. Girls will scream and swoon and throw underwear when you perform. Guys will wish they were you. Wheezy Waiter. All hail the Bearded Bard.

[Mila1771]

That's... So well thought out that you scare me xD

[bibbeny]

I meant to say for the rest of us.

[shauntizzlie]

babies... lets make some.

[WardereWardere]

Hail to the beard. :P

[maggielovesdrwho]

wow i actually got the first 23 seconds of the video

only cause my friends are retarded with no taste in music

[unbridged77]

"Teaching sign language is so difficult. That's not what I'm doing" haha I'm going to miss your fiesta videos. At least you're still amusing without it.

[SlipFlip]

i Craig. Loved this video.

Especially liked the car/dance floor bit... Reminded me of something I did once :D

/Benny

[realspacemodels]

So...what are you doing for transportation now that you are Fiestaless?

[RealPartyBoi]

Haha good stuff

[okstevie11]

Lmao from beginning to end. When "your future self" started turning around...awkward! Haha! I felt a little bit embarassed just watching the video lol

And I might have missed it but I don't think you said doobly doo in this one.

[genericfirstname]

It's wheezy-tastic!!

[SuperBad249]

You are my favorite person on this planet. seriously! :D

[genericfirstname]

Way to sell out your mum.

[xkingdavid24x]

Love your videos! How do you go about getting yourself doing the wink at the end?

[thepappytube]

I love the very end :)

[itiselizabeth]

This video was infa-nifty

[fooliejulie]

You funny. You very very funny. Even when nasal-y. Great job.

[BathtubWanderer]

Perhaps the car wished to dance, but due to them not having legs they cannot dance... Which is sad...

I am sorry you didn't win the car, but that's awesome you were on a big screen at an l.a. party!

[frozensage]

1:54 TOBOSCUS?

[italktosnakes]

It was great meeting you and getting to chat on the bus! :D

I.. really miss the cars. And those hotel rooms.

[wheezywaiter]

nice to meet you, too. My god! Those hotel rooms! That bathroom was bigger than my dreams....if my dreams occupied physical space...er...you know what I mean!

[Fundippsoyeah]

Who did win?

[mylovelydame21]

I love your vids! Sorry you had to give up the car... it looked nice.