he jump on my vagina because he gets so crazy

[lexigore]

I've met a hundred dogs like him at the animal shelters I've worked at and it saddens me that a dog can go untrained/unsocialized and somehow it's the "dog's fault."

[gillettecrackers]

Some vaginas should not own dogs.

[Gtfokitty]

I'm tuning in to watch Queer Eye for the Texan guy on Tues at 10/9c !!

YEAHH!

[prettyjuicy]

Run the dog bites!!!

[kofesaso]

OMG CONSUELA!!!!!!!



[DailyScheisse]

domesticated Dogs are not supposed to bite

[ElanaVital83]

I'm glad my dog is a good boy.

[ElanaVital83]

Anybody know what happened to the dog?

[jeffrey44]

@ElanaVital83

He got a job with the local police force. He now bites sex offenders in the vagina/on the penis.

[womsterr]

deport her ass

[OkeyDokey23]

"what if it was one of THESE?" lol

[LOOTS243]

chihuahuas looks like they are going to break if you touch them ...

[MandieRenee07]

Does the bitch know what a dog leash is?

[beepIL]

"I tell everyone! run the dog bite"

fuck you! i need to run because your dog bites? pfff

[sniperpro896]

he bite me oww

[hotathlete2]

she needs to have that mutt euthanized. 

[Voodoofox3]

he can make love but not have babies... wth?? animals dont call it "make love" its called mating, and when they cant have babies but still mate, its called nuetered or spayed ding dong

[iEpicFailure]

I TELL EVERYBODY

RUN! THE DOG BITES

[LuvToesInHose]

What on earth...she KNOWS it bites...and she takes it out still? she says SHE suffers...loooolll i think shes crazy as that yappy vagigi biter lol! omg hahahaha it bites her vagigi constantly and ITS OK?? HAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS

[LOLROTFHAHA]

It don't hurt when he bite my vagina it only pinch my pussy. I train him well. ;)

[ah000]

It's a frikin dog! It's supposed to bark and bite... we're expecting dogs to behave like people now? wtf is wrong with this world.

BUt the lady should keep the dog in the car

[leongds]

@ah000 but since it's a freaking dog we should treat him like any other animal that attacks us. Put him down . If a dog doesnt behave just because it's a dog, then we dont have any obligation of protecting the dog if he attacks people.

[MrGhostwhowalks]

I think we need a songify parody "Dog bite-a my balllzzz off";

Not much there to bite off for that guy - must of the kids would have been braver.

[mimi42428]

take him to caesr the dog trainer,he should fix him lol

[tempac91]

He can make love but he won't have babies. LOL! I like that deal.

[WhiteLionness]

1:15 Of course it's her fault.. maybe if she didn't take the dog somewhere where it can easily bite someone, it would've prevented the problem altogether.

[makemelaguh1217]

Why does she eve =n keep it? I would fucking kick it.

[METONYMONTANA]

i don't think the dog is happy 

[cookieshopgirl]

46 people were bitten in the vagina

[wra32]

That Woman is sick in the head She can't even talk rigt. Crazy women Crazy dog.

[wra32]

Gkuj

[breyerlove1997]

That woman is crazy

[zeitgeistermann]

Dat woman's crazee :/ lol the dog's name is Happy.

[DailyScheisse]

This dog needs to be put down , what kind of dog goes around biting people in their private regions. If you dont mind your dog biting you thats your business but leave it indoors so it can bite you NOT other people. I always have my keys ready in hand to throw in the mouths of any motherfucking animals that try and bite me. And thats a fact.

[mudkip4ever1]

@DailyScheisse it may be craving attention or the poor thing was beaten. please i'm not trying to start a fight i love all animals but please don't blame the dog. blame whoever trained it or did not train it

[FunnyAsAlways1]

@DailyScheisse yea i understand that u are ready to " in hand to throw in the mouths of any motherfucking animals that try and biteu" but you know you could train him?? muzzle? well im a animal lover so i would understand...i see you dont like animals.....im not going to fuss over it tho...i understand you..but just saying:)

[xxFLIPPIFERxx]

@DailyScheisse Its what they fucking do, they are cousins of wolves. Of course they bite. This dog obviously needs to be trained, not put down. What a sick mind you have.

[aker333]

@xxFLIPPIFERxx It supposed to be domesticated. If it bites someone,then the law says its supposed to be put down. The woman obviously knows about the problem and has not tried to train it.

[xxFLIPPIFERxx]

@aker333 Well its obviously not domesticated. So it needs to be. The women is to scared to do anything! She should take it to a trainer!! You guys are horrible!

[aker333]

@xxFLIPPIFERxx Your missing the point. The trainer has NOT trained the dog. The Dog is clearly a few years old which usually means its stuck in its habits,or in other words its a wild dog,and the usual procedure for a wild dog is to take it from the owner,try to train it,if that fails it gets put down.

[leongds]

@xxFLIPPIFERxx I think the important here is that the dog needs training. If he has training and keeps up it's agressive actions it needs to be put down. No dog is above public health and safety. Like criminals, if they dont get in line there are consequences. You may say death is a heavy punishment to a dog but considering that being locked up is a worst punishment for a dog, it's best to just put down.Animal love cannot be unconditional, people's lives >> dog's lives

[xxFLIPPIFERxx]

@leongds well it hasnt got any training so we'll never know

[leongds]

@xxFLIPPIFERxx true, but i was just saying what should be done, not what was done...

[BeigarthTV]

@xxFLIPPIFERxx Woops Wolfs don't attack or bite people :) Never ever happened anywhere in the world that a wolf attack a human being without any kind of threat to it ! Same as dogs.. sick dogs go to hell, like this.

[ArmoredRhino]

That guy just needs to stop. He needs to calm down.

[toxylmfao]

"your dogs merit your behavior"? so, she goes around biting ppl in their penis and vajayjay??? LOL

[x94james]

@toxylmfao the word is mirror "the dogs mirror your behaviour"

[henryb8780]

this is just plain funny...

[illuminatioracle]

HE GETS SO CRAZY MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA HE GETS SO CRAZY MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA HE BITE THE LABRADOR IN HIS PENIS

[curtaineater]

Is that Ash Ketchum!? He should have caught the dog!

[equinoxPi]

I've heard it true that some male dog owners will put peanut butter on their *#@% and #@*%@ for their dog to lick off...

[ImportLao]

and still she lets the dog look out the window, it'll jump out and bite some child's vagina!

[msdeadlymelons]

Happy is Happy when he is biting you in the vagina, I know this lady, and the dog, she is crazy, and so is the dog, nobody gets out of their car when she is there, I can not believe someone actually got it on video, I never knew his name was Happy, OMG, it is a mean dog that Happy !

[GoldiesPlating]

Ummm wow.....I'm at a loss for words on this one...

[brounsugar]

he can make love! but he wont have babies.

[PaniacThrilla]

Maybe the dog is just trained to attack pussies.

[potentpasty]

Shoot it... in the vagina

[AnnisaAyana]

That guy was overreacting...the lady apologized for the dog bitting him and he was still having an attitude...she already told him the dog bites...does he not see her pain??? He is such an a-hole...the poor thing can't control it and he is acting like he is all moral and mighty!!!

[grassninja122]

@AnnisaAyana If you can't control your dog don't own a dog. At the very least don't take it to public places...

[grassninja122]

@AnnisaAyana If you can't control your dog you have no business taking it to public places, or even owning one at all for that matter.

[alex2143]

Poor dog. That bitch needs to be put down (and I mean the woman).

[crankers215]

that creep bitch needs to be in a straight jacket on account of her being a dumbass.

[Charmolution]

He get's so crazy! He- MOWMOWMOWMOWMOW.

[fuckenawesum]

LMAO! "He bites me in my vagina" what on earth has this woman demonstrated to her mutt??? That's abnormal, a dog just doesn't bite people in a specific area unless it's familiar with it, that's just wrong!!! What I can't also understand is what a business man is doing lurking around a park??? This is just too hilarious!!

[brounsugar]

@fuckenawesum yeah. why the hell is a random business man strolling through the park?

[fuckenawesum]

@brounsugar I suggest his intentions are somewhat frivol or perverted, it just makes no sense otherwise

[brounsugar]

@fuckenawesum i agree. it does seem rather perverted, yet hilarious at the same time:-)

[dwjenkins88]

OMG where do I find a dog that attacks Vaginas at my command!?!

[SimonRivasV2]

this video is all serious & meant to be taken serious & then hilarity ensues

[Naruto5tails]

OK WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BEASTALITY

[elhombreloco]

"he can make love but he won't have babies" xD

[Lunto88]

lawl xD it was meant to become a song xD

[GoldenSlumbers89]

i can't help but think she wanted this to be a song.

She is singing that he bite my in my vagina bit. Like, pitch changes, on key, and everything. Well done crazy lady.

[lvindrt]

I've been to this dog park before. Nut cases go there. Corner of White Oak and Victory or perhaps Vanowen in the San Fernando Valley in California.

[318JayJayStylez]

wowowowowowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoo­ooooooooooooowwwwww what tha fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Krazii4skandar]

the remix. in my head. the whole time. made laugh more. goodness.

[poptasticphenomenon]

LoL that women is mental. "He had a vasectomy, like a man, he can make love but not make babies" "He bites me in my vagina", seriously if a dog is biting that's cos it's mental as her. That poor man in the suit getting bitten but what is a man in a suit doing at a park in work hours???

[Silverbluecrest]

@poptasticphenomenon hes wining the fight for the far of shores, and hes soon going back to pumping mud

[RockerChick183]

WTF? THIS IS FRICKIN ADICTTING!!!!

[mythicalness]

@RockerChick183 LOL I KNOW

[brounsugar]

@RockerChick183 i know, right? the song has been stuck in my head all fuckin day. kinda keeps me in a good mood.

[RockerChick183]

@brounsugar me 2.

[MewtwoGenetic]

she surewly makes some unnecessary comments like, her vagina, the lab penis and the dog being able to make love without puppies being made. wouldnt be surprised if she lived alone with a freakin library of porn video in her shelf

[flynnb16]

aww not all pitbull terriers are bad... depends on the parents and environment..

[whatsmynamebitch]

This bitch is dumber than a bag of hammers to take a dog she knows bites people to a public park without a fucking leash. Twat.

[oldbay24]

he's just being Happy

[Kelpieinlove]

Such a big ruckus over a dog bite -.-'''

[BozoGates]

i fucking hate chihuahuas and pit bull terriers, they should all be gassed

[mariahxgarzaxmlg]

@BozoGates fuck u my dog is a chihuahuas and pit bull mix she is not mean at all!!so fuck you and its not the dog breed' its the owner

[50ct]

@BozoGates youshould be gassed i hate guys talking that shit lik that so you should be gassed not that dog

[coachdavesoccer]

@BozoGates I sort of disagree not all chihuahua's are liike that .I had a uncle that had a rotteheiler with there bad reputation ,and the dog was very calm ,and even good with his l ittle girls trained it that way . So I don't think it's the dogs breed  .

[redoubt9000]

free that sex slave!!! It was only performing what it thought was a public service!

[Dolpsgrenadier]

a good double back hand will bring that dog back to his senses.

[masonw86]

She sounds like Consuela.. You know the Mexican maid on Family Guy..

[Goten2020]

the dogs got no training if the dog bites or is aggresive

[Bunnehsayroar]

Que webon ese perro

[ApocGolem]

Sweet mother of cantaloupes. Why would you keep a dog that bit your vagina not once, but twice?

[pure666filth]

that guy need to be put down

[11meow11]

I can't watch this without hearing the remix in my head...

[BrendanIsCool]

@11meow11 he bite me on my vagina

when I'm walking

and he see other dog

[Rmg12]

the animal protection officer is trying not to laugh when she says "he make love"

[Rmg12]

The dog should be on a lead.

[dl1151]

I cant watch this without hearing the remix song LMFAO HOLY SHIT BALLS!

[guest2424]

LOL @ remix

7Zmxrjq6yZo

[MW2timeTOshine]

put the dog on a leash or il come and fucking eat it

[Timalay]

I'm sorry but if she can't control or get help to control the dog. She shouldn't have it.

[adamlepker]

god i love this vid

[TheMurderBeam]

This had to be remixed. Lol.

[rikilii]

Three words: "Thin. The.  Herd."

[OmnipotentLobster]

Mexicans are so funny

[JohnnyBoyCali]

How the hell do you know shes mexican. She doesnt even sound mexican, more like european or israeli or something.

[OmnipotentLobster]

@JohnnyBoyCali

She's brown and sounds like my house keeper.

[Juggalette024]

@OmnipotentLobster pmsl!

[OmnipotentLobster]

@Juggalette024

lsmp!

[comanchehotspot]

dddux, if that lovely animal had bitten you instead of him, you would have kept walking with a bleeding testicle and a smile on your face. Keep talking dumbass! XD

[Jackleandcheese]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! He bite my vagina. he bite my labrador on his penis. XXXDDDD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD

[urbittergdbye89]

haha this video never ceases to make me laugh

[dddux]

Stupid yuppie and Steve Jobs wannabe complains about that? If I farted in his face he'd get a bigger wound :). Stupid and arrogant animal-hating sissy.

[yexey]

WHAT IF BITE CHILD VAGINA

[Chilling10680]

@yexey LOLOLOLOLOL, something about that comment is so fucking funny

[GoVNO1998]

loooooooooooooooooool

[JesseJohn420]

Vote YES to terminate dumb people and their dogs.

[HuasoPodrido]

That dog is now a taco meat. Happy tacos are just great.

[silviomedinacortina]

Perro Minutero

[steelercrazy2]

its name is happy

[anonymus15]

@steelercrazy2 its not happy GAAAAPY

[jalc888]

Great Tv Great Tv

[iburl]

Hoppy the crotch nibblin' dog. of is it Happy. That lady sounds like triumph the insult comic dog. HE EENSULT ME! HE MAKE FUN OF ME! HE SAY NICE THEENGS TO ME! THEN HE SAY "To Poop On" AT END TO EEENSULT ME!

[Conchobhar]

WHAT IF IT WAS A CHILD?

[Pesterjester]

Are you fucing kidding me??? The lady should take the dog to a dog trainer... this is irresponsible!!!!

[TheMuffinManzorz]

That dood is an ass. A small dog couldn't hurt a child unless it got really lucky.

[lazboy1000]

that dog is a WHOAR and that lady deserved two bites in her vagina! ppl are messed up theae days...

[muthahnaytcha]

That woman is an irresponsible dog owner and SHE needs to be euthanized.

[TheRebelutionReviews]

That dog...is a hoe!!

[robofreak2go]

OWOWYA,INOANKF thats her speaking fast

[Rayarena]

"He jump on my vagina because he gets so crazy!" ROTFLMAO! This is the type of video that you have to watch over and over it. LOL!

[Lazurline]

L-oh-freaking-L

[vdn17]

ROFL !

[NPTJsports]

Haha this is fucking funny.

[jonasusedtobeabiz]

-What's the name of the dog?

-Happy!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[bphendri]

I hope the dog was put to sleep!

[nameanking]

hes gets so crazy! mymymymymymy he gets so crazy... hahahahaha

[BAYAREA4150]

i woulda kicked the little fucker in his mouth just to get even

[BETTYPRO40]

shoul put the owner to sleep .... she s a meance to society....and dumb to boot..

shouldve kept her mouth shu ..." itold you to run"??????omg when will people figure out tht you are responsable for your pet and dont make excuses your VAGINA will not get you out of a dog bite lol

[phantomspaceman]

that poor cop kept it together better than I could

[ninajoey96]

1:10 pink carrr

[khempfz]

ROLMFAO!!!

I love the accent..

"Run, the dog bites!!"

"They just--they pinch.."

What's with the vasectomy?

Ahahahahah..

Addict!!

[DiverforPort]

I have never heard of a dog having a vasectomy before, the only reason I can see that would be done instead of the dog being 'fixed' is for cosmetic reasons some people may like to see the dogs balls not me though, I really think this is fake. It is too perfect to be true and too funny.

[khempfz]

I don't know whether if it's fake or not.. It's just funny... Hahahahahah!!!! Man, this is some shit! I've had some discussion with a vet, he said that the most common reason for a dog's vasectomy is not to spread it genes.. Why? Because the dog, especially here in the Philippines, are left unleashed.. The tendency for them to get lost beacause of their need of sex is high.. So, owners do vasectomy to their dog to prevent them from getting lost.. Hmm.. Why not just leash the dog? Stupid owners..

[kylemacabre]

Brain dead Americans (and I'm from the same country) but everything's a lawsuit. Yeah she's foreign, and maybe crazy. And, yeah you're the dog whisperer, we all love that person who knows so much about one thing (one thing equals nothing) and are willing to go to court and talk to who ever will listen.

Sorry, but (and in the spirit of mad cliches) get your fucking life back weird-o dog authority! And sir, grow the fuck up, your mother is calling and you're late for messaging her corns!

[cavok84]

stfu

[HayleeHalogenX]

*looks around*

WHo the fuck are you talking to, kid?

[wonbinlover]

"your dogs mirror your behaviour"

maybe she bites vaginas as well?

[wonbinlover]

That lady is a fucking moron. The video is hilarious though haha

[SourcesAreEverything]

The Remix is better :P

[bswdragon]

stupid bitch. she should be in that van.

[Filmhawk]

Hahah that ladys needs to get bit and shutup lol

[RainbowShaker]

why does she keep that little fucker if he bites ther dogs and people ? ...doesn't she suffer ? xD

[rosajane1]

because pets aren't objects you can just throw away if they're defective.

[RainbowShaker]

absolutely right but she makes the impression as if she does not have any idea of how to train a dog

[johnaiton]

defective is pissing on your carpet

dangerous is a different category

[rosajane1]

maybe you're right. but there's still something wrong about just getting rid of a pet before trying to fix its behavior

[banido]

Maybe he's still pissed about the vasectomy and he takes revenge on every sexual organ he encounters.

[nbreese2]

stupid illegal

[lilpolishprincss]

ahahaa that's great. maybe that's why the dog goes there. he fuckin hates u for chopping his balls off XD u chop his he chops urs lmfao

[ClamChowder44]

What show was this? Ahaha ahs anyone seen the remix of this? It's hilarious.

[jeanpaulsinatra]

Yea someone should totally make it a video response.

[mandypandy1234]

bravo tv = amazing

[mathteachersgotprobs]

1. She's probably never been laid.

2. Why the FUCK would u bring that kind of aggressive dog to a park? REALLY?

[Coast2Coast49]

isa pinchy dey pinch

[Heybaby458]

I want him to bite my labs penis, but definitely not my vagina

WTF that's one pretty messed up little dog