Dr Seuss VS Shakespeare. Epic Rap Battles of History #12

[Kosoumi]

I am derp.

[NoichiFukaimori]

Kratos vs Axl Rose and Slash

A Hack'n'slasher vs. A Hack, and Slash!

[AstralDragoon]

Only on YouTube could you ever hear Shakespeare saying "ye hoebag."

[ModernGFXDesigner]

Watsky won.

[Fuzzmonsler]

Shakespeare is so... SEXY! :3

[Fuzzmonsler]

Shakespeare is so... sexy :3

[beaver43o]

Dr suess didn't even rap! But still good

[Happ1eWill]

Thing one won, thing two was a little off key.

[6893Phantom]

Dr. Seuss' Cat In The Hat did well until he let out the thing one and two. those two f***ed up andy chance of him winning. and William Shakesphere's 2nd go owned everything!!!!!

Williams Shakesphere Wins!!!

[choosemineplox]

lol "we in a wage"

[overshinerable]

ohshit i hadto go back to see the words he wasspitting!shit that was fast daamn shakespear won!

[robbpeppertree]

Shakespeare by a long shot!

[DeathBehindDoors]

Willy Wonka vs. Ronald McDonald

[dstecovich]

Ryan Seacrest vs. Nick Cannon OR Simon Cowell (I don't know how to spell that-the guy from American Idol+ X Factor, etc...)

[mychem51]

Dr.seuss won

[rzfed25]

God vs Satan

[fanboy3997]

eric cartman vs peter griffin

[SwaggSupahSick]

William Shakesphere iz George Watsky look him up he iz pretty gud

[Akavcuaha]

Not u, he really did XD

[deltapancack]

is it just me or did Dr.Seuss look like a crazed pediefile before he drew cat in the hat

[inshaneguy]

@deltapancack Actually I think it was because of the Twilight crack and he was just like "oh hell no!"

[aster0idblues]

This is by far my favorite one

[2013skylarking]

Things one and two scare the hell outta me

[roleismos]

kurt cobain vs justin bieber

[Renaldow07]

George watsky so awesome great rapper

[IwillloveGwenforever]

God vs. Satan

[TheNxtural]

tosh.o vs rob dyrdek

[meganelizabethdavis]

My english teacher showed us this in class, best teacher ever!(:

[MrMoney2050]

Roman bellic (gta) vs. Pearce (saints row)

[MB1146]

ODERUS UNGERUS vs. KENNY G

[jgrantham14]

Seuss is high on acid.

[playingwithmatches5]

chick from the ring VS chick from the grudge

[Squinkism]

1:31 i was laughing my ass of at the face

[kevrami]

jak and daxter vs rachet and clank

[TheAnimeman101]

2pac vs biggie

[TootirTrootie]

:40-1:10 REAL RAPPING!!!

[MrBourneReady]

MC Escher vs MC Hammer

[TeeComedian]

@MrBourneReady That is a battle of the arts!

[xKuRaZ]

I love how Dr. Seuss was laughing all of Shakespeares rhymes off until he mentioned him writing Twilight.

[bassxclefxcat]

Dr.Phil vs Oprah

[SeizurePorygon]

This needs a rematch

[dswhop44]

did dr seuss throw up on the boat??

[domenation77]

saints row vs. gta

[lolwtf9009]

@ManfredRichthofenVon thanks man :)

[freestylekid199]

mr. t vs. rocky

[stupid8081]

Cat in the hat for president (lincoln the 2nd)

[shyguyman123]

walli vs pinokio

[MrCorkyking999]

wendy vs ronald mcdonald 

[masterjellybean1]

man well cook u up and eat u with some ham and green eggs

[L0calkiller]

Y does cat rap for the dr

[dowasupportteam5ever]

wow things 1 and 2 are creepy

[TheLfdf]

This is my fav vid and posted in the day of my bday *-*

[MinnieDonner]

Nicki Minaj vs. Miley Cyrus! Like if you agree that would be the BOMB(:

[dowasupportteam5ever]

@thejellesterdiva yes he did he created "nice peter"

[ThePersuasiveMiner]

CECILLEYYYYY JENNNKINNSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[marcointven]

ye hoebag

[keybaordcat1]

i think you should do mozart v.s jesus

[thejellesterdiva]

i think shakespeare won just because dr.seuss didnt even rap for himself

[DBMASTER150]

Colonel Sanders Vs Ronald McDonald

[zrglepoop]

Zeus vs. God

[XSobonoX]

Man, Thing 1 and 2 are BAD-ASSSSSssss...

[scobaboy123]

Dr.seuss won the cat in the hat is the best part my new fav

[ourbrokenwalls]

I watch these just to hear him say EPICSSSSS RABBBRABBKLESROBRIIIIIIIIISHTO­RYRYYRYRYRY

[The9pied]

my fav xD

[IlFreddo7292]

Charles Manson vs. Horatio Caine

[elchininoloco]

sheldon cooper vs dr.house

[ksmeimirish]

Dr.Seuss' birthday is really on march 2nd but good gues though

[randoguy24]

harry potter vs justin russo



[killa9629]

hr said wap fasd you do at 1:31

[Bradbuckland16]

Please do Peter griffin vs Peter Parker or spiderman

[SuperQwedfgbnm]

Santa Clause vs. George Washington



[promanjoe]

after watching this... shakespeare vs busta rymes

[Bradbuckland16]

You've got no gonads egad it's so sad! Lol! They are drafted by kindergardner high on acid! Lol! Soo funny

[homerplow123321]

dr. seuss

[wasup2001]

awsome song !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[rhomiedom]

Shake sphear won!

[KillerRetardz]

neither this was my least favorite episode

[CodShoTs321]

WATSKY!



[KillerRabitStudios]

Krusty the Clown vs Ronald McDonald

[TheNxtural]

@KillerRabitStudios Daniel tosh vs Rob dyrdek

[Epicness456]

@KillerRabitStudios Your a fucking genious xD

[SnapMaster4]

Eric Cartman vs Ronald McDonald

[Apple082411]

Kobe Vs. Lebron

[Apple082411]

Bill Gates vs. steve Jobs

[hellokiki964]

Dr.Suess WON !

[airforce385]

Cat in the Hat won.

[scampbell1955]

The Shrubs and their menagerie vs Dr. Paul.

[djokovic666]

Ye Hoebag...SHAKESPEARE WON.

[DARKKIRBYRIOT]

i think dr.seuss wson



[twlance2]

1:29-1:32 was funy Dr.Suess was speachless

[CrazycolinStudio]

I think Loyd took some of that heroin that he kept trying to sell to play things 1&2 

[8packconman]

Bruce lee vs. Chuck Norris

[TheBLACKSTER99]

George Washington vs. Barack Obama

[SkillzthatKillz2011]

lol thing one and two won it for him

[Ghost56178]

John Cena vs Bruce Lee

[Evertontiburski]

You could put subtitles on videos in Portuguese, would be better for us here in Brazil to understand, thanks.

[hear2stay1]

lol seuss with all the help dident even hold a candle 2 the awesomeness that shakespare was spiting lol poned =]

[nomnomnom421]

@RowanMetal93 I don't think Seuss could talk.....

[yukitenchisama]

human vs alien



[xXPandaUkeXx]

Dr Seuss cheated

[JrockerDiChan666]

Dr Seuss won.

He doesn't have to say anything to win, he won as soon as he drew Cat In The Hat.

[joshua20072]

shakespeare only because of that epic fast rapping, i mean it is EPIC rap battles lol

[marchofsaints]

Watsky raps like he's educated in classic poetry... Oh wait.

[MrWordword09]

were gonna cook up things-- 1 and 2 and none for you break off a leg and eat it in front of you

watch you die of hunger

ill be laughing with a plunger''

lol just did this for no reason

[ItsClepto]

George Watsky as Shakespear lmfao

[cortnifrankhouser]

Shake sphere got owned by the cat and the hat

[adirtygaspump]

The sheer fact that Shakespeare rapped faster than most people can think means he won. Things 1&2 rapped like thugs (which is a bad thing) and Cat in the Hat's speed/flow/rhymes were unoriginal.

Moral of the story, don't fuck with George Watsky.

[3dgirl6]

Smosh versus Rhett and Link.

[shawhiskey]

thing 1&2 Fucked up Shakespeare

[dlohoh978]

that was the longest epic rap battle of history thing at the end lol

[dodapetagriffen]

Things 1&2 Clearly won.

[axeeffect101112]

Dr.Seuss won but things 1 and 2 sucked.

[Eepicman]

Gollum vs Smeagle

[wildwierdos]

george lucas.vs.george washington

[sinthorei]

shakespeare whooped his ass

[MrSorryimlate]

batman vs steve jobs

[freetorule12]

Dr Seuss died of throat cancer, that's probably why he didn't talk.

[jarbobby1]

What the pale kid who raps fast was shakespeare!!!!!!

[armyman767]

Lol go to behind he sceens of this. Dr. Seuss is RWJ

[MrSuperbatman12345]

hopsin vs earl sweatshirt

[KingGeoffrey9]

lol check out my channel

[ScreamMyName27]

Dr.suess

[MetalLongboard96]

If this is what Dr.Seuss actually looks like and acts like, it proves my theory of him being a giant stoner.

[DownturnM16]

Dr Seuss won

[Masses1000]

Dr. Seuss' Birthday is on Friday March 1, 2012

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[TheFieryDane]

@Masses1000 Its on March 2nd actually whch is my birthday

[rashalaska]

@Masses1000 Um Bro... March 1 is on Thursday....

[LiamAckermann]

@Masses1000 how did you do that?

[Rozinato]

@Masses1000 The 1st is on Thursday

[roadkill950]

this is one of my fav.

[ispringer1996]

Shakeespear had better raps, but Dr. Suess drew up characters to rap for him. Close battle.

[TheProofEdge]

Bill won the whole thing at 0:39

[kaylovespancakes]

Thing 1 & 2 were creepy as hell.

[DemiAngel75]

William Shakespear won. 

[SamTheSilly1]

dude...dr seuss is thuggin

[MrMikeiscool]

shakespeare sucks he writes scripts and plays where as dr seuss has popular books so dr seuss won

[RowanMetal93]

Shakespeare won.

Seuss didn't say a word

[chainchompman]

@RowanMetal93 Which is exactly why he won

[kiarorin]

@RowanMetal93 Seuss was mute. His characters always spoke for him.

[Bloodyfists777]

@RowanMetal93 Agree. The fast rapping took Dr Seuss ass and did things to it that are legal only in the hentai universe

[MrBalllsacks]

@RowanMetal93 seuss cant speak cause he born with throat cancer which it made him not being able to talk...

[promanjoe]

@RowanMetal93 dr sues didnt talk because he died from throat cancer... and cat n the hat killed that shit

[angelo777ify]

@RowanMetal93 seuss is to fucking epic to talk to shakespeare. he makes people to do it, LIKE A BOSS.

[aron123456ify]

@RowanMetal93 He had lung cancer you dumb fuck

[Saw3DFan]

Things1&2 Were Retarded They ruined it sorry to say...

[michael10972]

SANTA CLAUSE VS. GRINCH

MACLETHAL CAN BE SANTA

[hanholeownz]

yo mama vs raywilliamjohnson

[brakoify]

@hanholeownz RWJ just lost.. Didn't even need the battle. He strait up lost! lol

[Asadzebeast]

Shakespeare a boss

[Thebigshot1122]

@Asadzebeast fail

[SuperNitroGAMES]

? VS !

[TheGodofRage]

damn Dr. Seuss's Creatures sounded gay!! win shakespeare

[Thebigshot1122]

@TheGodofRage o o o no u fail!!!

[mensurradio]

george washington vs obama

[Bongobutt123]

Rematch!!!

[MrSmoshlover3289]

dr suse won

[denverisme]

can i have some feetie  pajamas?

[jamiedrawdy13579]

dr.seuss all the way !!!

[whathewants1]

Free (fast) lyrics:

I'm switching up my style like the Beatles with my peices. Each is such a wonder with a plethora of features. You're pathetically predictable, you think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto muppet creatures? The Bard is in the building it's a castle, I'm a boss. I bet I'm parliament I'm positive I'm killing it I'm iller than the plague. I never caught or cholera, a baller baller on some cricket bowler buisness while you're sitting in the bleachers.

[TheGreggray]

Dr. Suess can I be your manager

[reggienuva183]

hulu



[reggienuva183]

hulu



[enterestrial]

Dr.Seuss definetly won



[jacquez107]

@enterestrial hell ya!!!!!

[SwatUnit215]

Shakespeare!



[34LOLWTF]

Dr. Suess won the first verse, but Shakespeare was great on both especially the second verse and the second Dr. Suess verse was annoying and not needed, so Shakespeare won by far

[Caddyfrat]

Shakespeare kills the second verse.