How to Become American in 30 Seconds

[sldwe99]

hahaha, he looks like someone that would to my school xD

[98Greenjeans]

strangely accurate. except for maybe the 'not wearing knickers' part. we all wear underwear. i am fairly sure.

[CarzyCherryQueen]

messy hair? Y?



[1500basketballbeast]

Uhmm. We do wear our "knickers".

[www9311]

I was going to get mad but then i remembered i look and sound exactly like this

[WhiteGuysWRX]

"I know my glasses are broken.. I was walking to the egg farm earlier and I fell.. a few people have been laughing at me about it, WELL.. I don't think its very funny" LMAFO ..

[jschlads12]

haha true but nobody says hey bruce whats going on lol

[Hartz93]

haha this was pretty accurate

[TheLaughinAssassin]

hahahaha not bad

[misholoka]

whats your dad number ?

[Jenna3220]

Um, most of us certainly do wear "knickers." It's select few that enjoy going commando, and I personally find it unsanitary and disgusting. That aside, did you say you were walking to an "egg farm?" That sounds kind of fun.

[TheFranny231]

Very cute, but....we do wear underwear. Only people in porno films don't wear underwear. And, BTW your accent sounds mostly like a New Yorker. I'm from New York originally so I noticed. But people in other states talk differently from us, and THEY MAKE FUN OF OUR ACCENTS TOO!!!

[kayleegoinsful]

Ok listen. He's pretty hot. And he was spot on. Props (from two Americans).

(laugh bitches)

[HHHHBK9990000]

dude where are you getting your information that 70 show?

[ezethan2009]

Why did he take off his underwear???

[Hydroxoid]

Holy crap...It's zarbon!!

[PASCHDigiMedia]

How does one become an American in thirty seconds? Repeat after me and believe it:

NO ONES OWES YOU A LIVING!!

That is it. If you want to call it "socioeconomic Darwinism", go ahead. What was that joke about "the two MPs"?

Anglo MP: "I am an Englishman..."

Scots MP: "Have you any ambition?"

Do a little research on "Lord Lew Grade"

[Deadantman]

If we didn't wear our underwear we wouldn't be able to have saggy pant gangsters now would we?

[artgirlization]

btw, so we dont wear pants u dont wear shirts, were even, but we look hotter doing it

[artgirlization]

avAhters,try avAYters darling, lol gotta love the british....but...believe it or not my friend, we do not walk around with our business hanging out..

[mattwhit121189]

thats not an american, that is a gay american.

[toolkien]

Hey, if you want to get back at us for Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins, just say so...

[cowsarecool111]

barley any people in america actually talk like that ... its acctually quite offencive to us americans who dont act like that

[Anonymous1092387456]

@cowsarecool111 It's not offensive, he's just poking fun :P

I thought it was hilarious

[sabinsx]

you sound like less of a twat with an american accent.

[TheAnthony1312]

WOW..ur telling me im not an american?

[ICreateAkwardMoments]

ooooohhhhhhhh! So that's how you do it! I must have been doing it completely wrong for years!

[TheRecluse26]

Whitman... you monster! Fantastic! hahaha

[lamaddussa]

i recommend some weights & some clothes.

[AndrewTraceur]

There are a lot of white girls named Becky here in America...On a side note, I find it pretty easy to spot young European tourists (as well as Japanese/Korean) in the US because they often wear Abercrombie T-shirts with aviator sunglasses. XD

[CJisTheGreatest]

SPY!

[Ha10freak]

You sound and look like the gayest american ever! And BTW, Susan and i don't sound like that.

[ruyyan]

About not seein your friend for a long time, ALOT of people do exactly that Italians, Greeks, Indians and Arabs all do that

[misteralex1358]

Im american and i do not wear pants...

[saraellenness]

i was quite unaware that we dont wear pants......my bad......

[AmazingOnes45]

America (in my opinion) SUCKS!

[iDoorOfAwesome]

Hahahahaha I'm American and you sounded completely like us! Lol!

[Katharine777]

why do people get so upset over a PARODY? i am american and i am confident enough to know that only a small percent of the population dresses like this. yall need to just relax, its a joke.

[InsaneamI]

@Katharine777 I was going to get all indignant, but then I read your comment and was like, *Sigh* You're right.

[Katharine777]

@InsaneamI indignant was a great word choice

[00MsTada00]

dino's on bed covers:-))

[TaylorStandout]

why do u idiots think all americans are stupid and preppy?!!!

[mitchberg]

Not bad on the accent - but when you said "Susan", it sounded like "SYOO-zan", which is a dead giveaway.

[JBPVFL]

Because all americans are the same.

[ddyslilangels]

funny. guys were their 'knickers' all the time....especially because they like to sag and show them off. girls on the other hand...? depends if what they are wearing will cause a panty line haha

[usawinsfifa]

a 2 minute video about how to be an american in 30 seconds. win.

[NickRoman]

By the way people, he said knickers, not pants, but then either way... huh? Still it was pretty funny and not too far off. Some American who resembles that video should do his own interpretation to see how close it was.

[redsfan8610]

haha "avietta"

[LotsOLuck777]

*body slam*

[BreannaandAshley]

I've llived 16 years wearing pants.... ): I'm a terrrible American.

I even do my hair everyday....(shit...) and apparently I wear sunglasses which I was completely unaware of.. :o Thank you for showing me the wrongness of my ways oh mr. I know Americans when I'm not one. (:

[scasillas1977]

You've got it all wrong... us yankees only take our knickers off to shag british lasses

[ImTheBlackJesus]

Actually...this is pretty accurate. Minus the part about not wearing pants. :|

[HumanLife52627]

Cool. Now try to become a black american

[partyspecialists]

very funny

[anifan262]

lol technically you were just naked for 13 seconds

[wild4pazy]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo. in america we drive drunk fist fight bears and eat babies man

[ianfosterUSA]

LMAO!

[BreakTheSkyMyseIf]

Susan...lol

[Crazziesrhere]

Ok I'm American an I feel dumb cuz idk what pents are I mean obviously I know what knickers are but pents?

[lizjane11]

since im american is it in to not wear my pants

[TheMacMan35]

Im so proud to be an American!!!!! We as Americans are such trend setters!! EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD DOES WHAT WE DO!! Everyone envies our personas and culture so much! We make whats cool, COOL. We ARE the standard of the World it seems. AGAIN, cliche` i'll admit, I am proud to be an American!

[partyspecialists]

@TheMacMan35 people can make fun of America and Americans but most of the world is jealous of us and wants to be like us. thanks for your great comment

[The123maddy]

so americans dont wear pants anymore?..didnt get the memo..

[RedHairedCountryGal]

hahahaha I'm not offended by this at all! Maybe thats just cuz I'm a girl... but I thought he was convincing and funny. But, the no "knickers" part was creepy XD

[1234AustenJane]

......I am American and I work at Abercrombie, and I hate their clothing. I dont think you have understood the American culture at all. Btw who names their child Becky or Bruce anymore.

[hellokittyluvr13]

I'm american, but that was pretty funny, specially about not seeing your friend for a long time.

[Revenge083165]

Actually americans have different accents all over the country, i live in florida and i speak differently then someone in new york or texas. Besides guys mess up their hair cause it's cute :p

[Glameow35]

Actually we say ''Hey or whats up.'' and why do people actually think we all do this. Well people let me tell you somethin (note-I dont speak like this in real life)

WE DONT! Go figure XD.

[muzieklover415]

actually we say "whats up?"...and wtf is up with the lack of pants???

[darmikela]

How to make yourself look like a fool in 2 min and 5 seconds.

[MurphyNH]

so glad you put that damn shirt on. You have creepy looking nipples.

[SassyBobcat]

That transformation was amazing.

[GxRATE]

hahahaha this is actually the best one rofl!

[eckustorm1]

hahahaha you should see us turn into the britishXD

[aimeraimee365]

WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR HAMBURGER AND FRENCH FRIES?!?! YOU CAANNOT BE A PROPER AMERICAN WITHOUT THOSE!!!!

[Glameow35]

@aimeraimee365 trololololololol!!!!

[trilogy11]

LOL Im an American and I think this guy is funny..

[MrSpanQ]

Hey this is michael, I'm not wearing a shirt.

[ComicMan9]

You look, weight-wise, like a 10-year old.

[mrniceguy423]

I enjoy my AHHHviator sunglasses.  Now try speaking ebonics for my amusement!!!

[mURDERfACE672]

Your hair is so unappealing.

[Callawayvolyball]

Pants are for wimps.

[reallynopoint2this]

Since when do Americans not wear pants.....?

[lessavit]

@reallynopoint2this Ever been to Walmart? XD

p.s Im English and even I know the types of people you get there

[039ren]

@reallynopoint2this : i am an American and i wear my pants as well!!!!

[spiegelElectro]

@reallynopoint2this

Since the NBA began...

[theisenkelsey]

@reallynopoint2this "Let's see... You Americans don't wear your knickers, do you? So I'll take those off just like you guys would." Hahah jeez mann.. We're not all sluts over here!

[Wowwowwabzy]

LOL! FAIL WHEN YOU TRY TO THROW YOUR UNDERWEAR! AHHAHA. ... DUMASS! >.>

[alyssahuebotter]

You just proved that americans are more attractive than europeans.

[alyssahuebotter]

No one says stuff like that..at least not anywhere from year 2000 til now O_o

[trueMoney11]

That is so ironic. I wasn't thinking about your broken glass, i first realized that you weren't wearing any shirt.

[JustCuzwereBORED1]

Nice job with the American accent!

[MrJonniNixon]

Haha this accent is so close to English, but kinda sounds more australian, good effort though!

[StefDior]

it's astonishing how half the people commenting here don't realise that this is an american pretending to be english; his attempt at a 'british' accent is so bad, it's astonishing.

funnier still are all the people criticising the authenticity of his american accent

[killasox0o]

hahahahah! You may be a douche but you immediately looked hotter.

[Teh360Madness]

Bro... if your capable of talking normal than why the fuck do you talk with that fuckin annoying accent??

[khashea]

You look sexy as an American! Stay that way. But take the you out of "you Americans" and this would have been all funny in stead of just 75% funny

[stgeorgerebecca]

Also... We do wear "nickers".

[stgeorgerebecca]

Hey! That wasn't too bad!

The only thing I noticed is that when you switch to our "American accent" you had a little bit of a lisp. But, if you work on it... I'm sure you'll perfect it soon!

Best of luck!

Also... Not everyone wears Abercrombie... Haha.

[DucatiRider707]

that was lame homeboy.

[StokesStudios1]

you got a couple words wrong especially the susan and aviators. not ahhh-viators eehhhh-viators. I laughed at "you Americans don't wear your knickers do you?" that's true. People do need to lighten up and stop being so defensive. You got it pretty right a lot of Americans are like that the rest are pretty insecure so they'll act more bitter. The ones who act like that are lost

[boliver30]

is this gay porn?

[anifan262]

we wear are nickers how else are we gonna sag are pants so we can showcase are beeeiiitzz

[lopytube]

@anifan262

exactly.lol

or what about the shades that cover 79%of the face

[leggonator500]

This is bullshit, you really dont understand Americans at all

[rebekahgravelle]

hi



[VonCurry8]

lol wtf knickers lol

[yoroshii79]

if thats an american then wtf am I? i wear plain shirts, only wear sunglasses at night, and hate people if i havent seen them for so long then i probalbe dont want to

[Austyg]

hah hah hah . . . well done, dude. very funny.

[ajaheadify]

you clearly became an american the day you were born... i call bullsh*t!

[goflyakite93]

nice dinosaur comforter. ha.

[LAisfunny1]

put on a shirt no one wants to se your tats

[Iwatchtrek]

This guy is American, by the way. Good job you morons for falling for it.

[vintagegiirlxox]

Lollol

[llamo567]

-.- you watch too many movies.

[Bcharris120]

You're so much cooler when you're American lol! Trollin?

[pilotof787]

You sound sortof like the geico gecko

[PeterPandaChannel]

call me a sick freak, but i find this video a tad sexy.... especially when he starts talking like an american

[Mfaz999]

FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGG

[Skilo885]

Put a fucking shirt on Jude Law...Jesus lol

[Magnum4554]

Huge ass chest!!!!

[SaveTheWheat]

Thumbs up on that from the U.S. (of Israel, heh).

Do you have problems allowing your nether sphincter to open when necessary? lmao. No, nevermind that. This is a fantastique impression.

[m80kamikaze]

I like the part where you take off your glasses and your blind. Americans are blind to 90 percent of what goes on in the world. You had this American laughing btw.

[LoneBong]

Sorry to say thins, but ENGLISH people are known to be as rude as the French are steretypically known to be nowadays. Its ok, though...your an afterthought regardless.

[MrCharlieTwist]

Your RP accent sounds put on, it breaks into Ossie every now and again. Pretty sure you're American

[Ahkoto]

Pretty....fuckin....much..

[Amaranthineization]

Sorry, if you received my prior comment. It didn't come across very nice. What I meant to say was that you didn't quite pull it off, as your accent wasn't right. The shirt, glasses, and hair, however, I do admit are sadly true.

[FangSnuzzles]

Congratulations! You have learned how to turn into an American douchebag!

[jewelfewel]

you're a british nerd. look how much better you look when you're american.

[IulovemeI]

that was the weakest american accent i have ever heard

[kadmon15]

@IulovemeI ehh i've heard worse

[gimmieanamestupid]

any true american male will never wear any abercrombie and bitch, real american males know how to dip and make fun of british people for having fucked up faces when they talk lol, you guys are all right though, got a good army and you guys are smart lol

[Nenny2000]

UR GOOD BUTT WE DONT SAY NIKERS

[colombianpancake0129]

ROTFF!!!!!!!!!!

[Vecchionskee]

i'm american, and this is fucking hilarious.

[godzilla0006]

lmfao you make americans look bad but you did a really good job at the american stereotype

[MrTotalAhole]

Gotta admit, that wasnt half bad.

As a matter of fact the few Brits I do know dont have that accent anything like that. So I have to say, for a second I thought you were pretending to be English just to pull off a good American accent imitation. Which you did.

Oh, and we call it "going commando" when we dont wear our knickers.

[Jpuma3224]

@iliikecarrots Lmfao

[Jpuma3224]

Dude good shit!!!!! Ur american accent is rlly good lol and u basically just described all the white ppl in america

[CheerActDance12]

LOL!!!!! We arent bad people!!!!!!!!!!! Jeezzzzz u make us sound really bad!!

[wifeyz22]

americans DEFINITELY dont act like that.. oh wait.. well i guess some do.. but like not all of us do.. lol. but this was funny. i died at the "you americans dont wear your knickers, do you?" part.. lmfaao. (;;

[xzation]

hey not too bad haha!

[KIMchi272]

where is his shirt?! ahahah >.<

lol, taking of dem knickers

[raidercheer44]

Well first of all I should say that I'm an American, and I thought this video was really funny! Surely not like most of us really are, but how many times do Americans make fun of the British? A LOT I myself imitate their accent all the time while drinking a cup of tea.

[scrubanizer]

Im, American, and quite honestly, im pissed off at all the angry american commenters. Seriously people, this is pretty funny. Interesting too, to see which american stereotypes the brits notice the most.

[iliikecarrots]

that is how you become an american douche bag not a NORMAL american

[WowWhoIsAmazing]

@iliikecarrots Hahahahah same exact thing i just said to myself! American teenage douche bag.

[rosenthalstudios]

your american accent as such isn't too bad however your use of stereotypes is quite annoying if i say so myself...

[rdguitar589]

1. We wear "knickers"

2. Abercrombie and Fitch is typically for douchebags

3. Aviators are for hipster faggots

4. Messy hair styles like the one you just had were actually popularized in the 60s by the Beatles, a British band.

But you would have realized all of this if you actually knew shit about America and weren't so butthurt that Americans made fun of you

[ShiningStar530]

Why aren't you wearing a shirt?! I find that kinda creepy. Oh, and *RASPBERRY!* This sucks! Not all Americans are as bad as you portray them. And dude, please do not take your pants off. Your video just gets creepier and creepier.

[sheashaw52]

Not how we talk in Texas.

[cenalover159]

IM TELLING, youre naked on youtube! lol

[SuperDdall]

You should do a video on how British actually act like. I know you couldn't do it on this video, seeing as there wasn't any tea or monicles lying around.

[MMAbadassbrett]

and that is how you become.... an american...

[brownie14000]

Which... part of America was that supposed to be? Just curious.

[yumi4567]

put a fing shirt on

[Scipio488]

Rather well done! I'd watch the vowels, which, in "American", get broken out into different diphthongs than in "British". As in when you say "Susan". The American vowel is more like "s-uh-oo- zun", whereas you are saying "s-ah-oo-zun".

[makemekill29]

lol wow

[Missknowitall77]

Good job, lol! I love the cultural differences. You look cute too :-)

[BLFulle]

Did anyone else notice that's as an English person he's not terrible attractive. But when he did his American transformation he was actually kinda hot.

[92Krod]

hahahaha!!! this is funny as shit...and yes im from america :D

[Damnnameify]

Well. He defiantly need to work out because his chest is rubbish. And those bed sheets are also rubbish. Oh damn, i am late for tea time.

[DeveusBelkan]

The accent wasn't too bad, but this is stereotypical. 

[MultiTurtle12345]

that's offensive to me

[jeepvin]

Dinosaur bed sheets, very American

[jeepvin]

Rename the video "how to become a douche bag American in 30 seconds" and it would be 100% accurate. Decent American accent but you don't really have as heavy of a British accent as others.

[plunderpunk2]

Nailed it, dude.

[binz88]

I gotta say..best part about being American is lounging around commando with my Abercrombie shirt and aviators. And yes..most days my hair is a hot mess. True story!

[MegaDoogles]

I actually did not expect this to be so accurate

[dannythechapanda298]

you do sound american though when you try