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  • one word for the story of the double uteruses....ESOTERICAGENDA,wat­ch it!

  • Watchin phil in 2012!!

  • underage boy sleeps with woman. "Nice" (south park reference)

  • That lady is fucking awesome!!!

  • Is it bad that i looked at the opener and thought "FUN"

  • heres a question (to all...even you Philly D its always a plesure to here from you) is it weird if two under age people have sex? hmmmm personly for me no (i am under age so im either having it with someone who is technicaly molesting me or is breaking the same law as me) altough i am not that into having sexy time (i hate the idea of being that close to another Girl/Guy) guhh...i dunno im still young so only time could tell...love your shit people...

  • @yes1sir1no1sir it's not really weird. unless the guy/girl is like 10 years older than the underage guy/girl it's creepy

  • @night4345 kay thanks for the opinion friend

  • Have you seen The Last Airbender? IT SUCKED!!!! I loved that cartoon, and that movie sucked, SOOOOOO MUCH!!!!! Stupid M. Night Shamalan.

  • M. Night Shamamalama is very disappointing

  • Man does it: pedophile. Woman does it: awesome

  • Yeah like what a bi-och would say that wow he's most likely 12 or some age where he is a lil' douchebag.

  • @Scramolacticus do you go out in public saying that? you dont? Then shut da fuck up

  • You filthy fucking nigger slime. You deserve to have your clitori or penis heads chopped off with wirecutters. I will personally eat your souls with satanic black magic. Hail Satan. Also, fuck all you nigger degenerates commenting on this shit that have poor grammar and spelling.

  • Devil wasn't too bad.

  • I do all my sons friends from college but theyre adults and Im a Milf whore!!

  • lalalalalala

  • Should 14 really be considered under aged?

  • I'm going physiology and "by definition" on the QOTD, boys desire sex much earlier than girls, and younger newly matured boys pretty much constantly. However, it also depends heavily on areas of consent. If the underage girl happens to want the older guy, I don't think it's wrong. As for the under age boy, if he doesn't want it, it IS rape, and thus IS wrong.

  • @GarethH1 agreed although women do mature faster in sex this isnt true plus we have the whole hunted hunter thing which is most likely part of our natural instinct which has also been breed into us through our culture. Still treat it equally.

  • I'm curious if she knew she had 2 uteruses.

  • Sorry dude, I didn;t like Inception all that much, and really liked Devil

  • lmao oh great the lady with two uteruses is from utah. lmao leave it to utah to have weird shit like this happening. (i'm from utah)

  • Better than an Over age man sleeping with an underage boy.....

  • underageboy + older women, consider yourself lucky

  • @HotKisses4739 no one cares

  • God he is cute

  • From a guy's perspective: older woman, underage boy=teenage hero. Older man underage girl: creeper who needs a mustache trim.

  • qotd: it doesnt bother me (im under age boy)

  • QOTD

    I do both so...oh..fuck.

  • If a 14 year old dude sleeps with a woman.. well he's gotta want to .. otherwise it wouldn't work.. Totally different to a man doing it with a 14 year old girl..

  • @alittleolder Gotta call wrong on this; men can be raped too you know. It's called stimulation. You stimulate a penis, it's going to respond.

  • i think it's worse for a guy to do an underage girl. i mean, i've never heard of a DILF

  • @familyofdisneylovers wrong. kevjumba's dad.

  • the kain movie is based on a pretty good game for ps1

  • It's wrong to sleep with an underage kid. Period.

  • Jesus riding a unicorn made of guns FTW

  • older man + underage girl = sick, demonic, satan worshiping, penis twisting

    older woman + underage boy = SCORE!!!

  • "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHXNSDCLNDSCJDBCKEJDQLHDQD?!­?!!!!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!!"

    "the babie is out!!!"

    "OH MY GOD!!! thank goodness that's over!!!!!!"

    "actually you have another baby on the way."

    ".....son of a BITCH!!!!!!"

  • 00:1

  • @DevattProductions well idc i liked it

  • i think it would be worse for an older man to sleep with an underage girl because from observation girls are not mainly thinking about sex and plus that would hurt and it would greater mentally scare them and every one might call her a whore. but for a boy he might just brag unless he was raped. FYI this is coming from a 15 year old boy. but both are not right

  • It bothers me most when a Older man sleeps with an under-aged girl cause it will probably hurt for the girl more and thats taking away something that can never come back. Now if a woman slept with an under-aged boy chances are the boy will like it and probably tomorrow hell brag to his friends that he had sex with a cougar so basically if your a guy you'd want to be raped by a woman. 0-0 (unless your gay)

  • When i went into the theater and saw the Devil trailer, I was thinking to myself "what kind of gay piece of sh*t is this!?! WTF-"*sees the words Directed by M. Night Shyamalan*-".....oh well that explains EVERYTHING!!! Please stop M. Night...you already fu*ked up Avatar the Last Airbender...just please stop..."

  • Norway`s AWESOME

    you can have sex when your 16 and Gamble.Drink And that sort of stuff when 18.

    isn't Norway Awesome?

    we also have free health care and lots of oil.

    that was the upside now with the downside, we cant drive before we are 18.

    DAMN, the humanity

  • @halovictory exact same in the uk except you can drive when you're 17

  • No, absolutely not. That's a stupid question because a young boy is almost never forced into sex against his will. A teenager (in this example) could easily match the strength of a grown woman, where a young girl would be overpowered by a man.

    Both are wrong, but an older woman and a younger boy is less disturbing.

  • At my theatre neveryone was quiet and suprised.

  • Inception Rocks so much, i thought i was the only one who liked it b/c all the other people i was seeing the movie with went home after 30 minutes!

  • @sheepie1q2w3e Maybe they left because there was no plot, just a lot of special affects.

  • QOTD: i think that it's unfair to treat a woman who sleeps with an underaged boy any different than a man who sleeps with an underaged girl. anyone who thinks otherwise is sexist

  • I would use my entire college fund* to see a movie with "Jesus riding a unicorn made of guns"

    *college fund = $10

  • LMAO " A Unicorn made of guns"

  • Shit man, where the fuck were all these women when I was 14? I think we need to bring these boys in so they can get their luckiest boys in America medal (south park reference)

    Theres no difference between whether it's a man or a woman, some 14 year old girls would surely be ready and like it just as much as these boys obviously did. Whereas some 18 year olds wouldn't be ready, but society has to draw a line somewhere as people haven't subjective common sense, consequently neither does the law.

  • QOTD: it bothers me more when an oldman sleeps with a younger girl just cuz imma girl and thatwould be icky...

  • @99emobunnies thats not sexist at all! oh wait . . . yeah it is

  • @trunedune102 Well SORRY, i thought i was allowed to have an opinion, but apperantly not. And by the way I didn't say they should be treated any differently, i just said it bothers me.

  • @99emobunnies notice the thing about how they were treated is in an entirely separate comment. And im also glad that you did realize that opinions are not allowed in this household young lady!

    also emo hamsters beat emo bunnies every time

  • @trunedune102 hamster cutting fool! i have a whole army of emo bunnies at my disposal! mwa ha ha *nose wiggle*

  • @99emobunnies but my hamsters will call in their larger cousins, the guinea pig to destroy every last one of your nose wiggling bunnies. who's mwa ha ha-ing now?

  • @trunedune102 your pigs are no match for my -slightly-less-emo-kinda-gothi­c hares!

    and by the way thats still me mwa ha ha-ing

  • @99emobunnies damn, and just when i thought i was getting good at throwing my voice. :P

  • OMG inception was AWESOME!!!!! but i was with ppl who didnt get it....idiots XD. so like they hated it....

  • i want youre computer...nuff said. lol

  • @13heavymetal

    I agree

  • @DrakeNovum God, Shut the fuck up no one cares about your opinion, do you even know what sexism is dumbfuck?

  • I think older women having sex with younger boys is definitely not AS wrong. Its not really a double standard. Its women going off of their own mind state. Teenage boys, at least me and every other one I know, would revel in that goddamn opportunity (of course the fact that they were her kids friends is wrong. Skeez.). Women, from what i know, would not like that opportunity. Therefore, they assume its the same way with guys. Its really not. The drugs = bad. MILFs = good.

  • @13heavymetal meh I would say it is less about gender more about desire. Guys are more likely to like it but then again someimes they dont. IF a person of mabey 14 and up wants to have sex (as we biologically do) than I think its silly for the law to stop them and even worse to charge someone who merely consented to their wishes to jail regardless of gender.

  • i wish my friend's mom was like that

  • porn 3:26

  • any adult messing with a kid is bunk

  • QOTD: female pedos are much much less on my creepy meter

  • @MugenSama106 ........WHAT!?!

  • Woah tthats a full prego all the way double prego omg double prego

  • can we get a graphic designer in here to make a t-shirt with jesus riding a unicorn made of guns? PLEASE

  • If an old hag gets pregnant than that can serve as evidence at the lawsuit and her punishment. Sure, she can have a miscarriage but she'll still have to test positive and deal with miscarriage controversy. If a girl gets pregnant than the man can get away with less trauma. If she doesn't get rid of the baby via miscarriage or adoption, who wants to raise it? If she doesn't keep the kid than she'll still be scarred for life. Regardless of pregnancy, I still hate pedos more than hags.

  • Of-age people with underage people never bothered me unless it's rape. And since she drugged them, it bothers me quite a bit. Bitch be crazy.

  • @MugenSama106 I said nothing about force. There's a father and some girls, friends with his daughter, go to a party where he offers the girls drugs. Then they have sex. Is that okay by you?

  • @MugenSama106

    So, then again, if a man gets four teenager girls to do booze and drugs and then has sex with them and they don't tell anyone, it's okay?

  • if an older woman does a boy hell probably call it awesome

    if an older man does a girl its called child abuse

  • @Gurke30876

    And that's alright with you?

  • @DrakeNovum no of couse not i was just joking

  • UNICORNNN OF GUNZZZZZZ

  • @MugenSama106

    Also, by your logic, I guess girls who are sexually abused by men repeatedly, don't tell anyone and don't try to run must have "really wanted it", huh? Yeah, cool story bro.

  • @MugenSama106

    They are not adults. They CANNOT give their consent. End of story, man.

  • 10 years ago m. night's movies were awsome, but now, AWWWW! damnit

  • @MugenSama106

    Even without the drugs, it's still rape. Male or not, they're children. To differentiate between boys and girls is to give into sexist standards. Fight for equality, man.

  • @MugenSama106

    Cool double standards, bro. Four boys get drugged and raped and you're cheering? You should be in some kind of federal watchlist.

  • Cain spawns vampires? It's like Will Smith played old World of Darkness!

  • its better when you have sex with an older woman not like fuckin 87 yrs old woman but a younger older woman?? ... im pretty sure shes gonna have some fuckin beonce moves ...... and its bad when a guy sleeps with an underage girl because her wispering eye just cant handel it.

  • My theater did the same thing with Devil. I laughed so hard lol

  • it makes me more mad when a guy has sex with an underage girl.....cuz that calle rape.....and yes i am a guy. when a women has sex with underage guys its like shes a fucking cougar so yeah

  • @tfpictures1

    It's rape in both occasions, you sexist fuck.

  • the last avatar. it was a story written for him. and he ruined it WRITTEN FOR HIM

    AND HE RUINED IT! because everyone would just be happy with the fact that it was live action. you didnt have to change it at alll!

  • m.night did fuck up the last airbender...that cartoon was fuckin awesome.

  • omfg!!! my sister has two uterus(es) too. she just had a son in feb. he was 3.14lbs. they told ger that if she were to have two babies one would have to be teminated!!!

  • I'm so glad to hear that people are realizing how terrible M. Night Shymalamanamanon is. I had the exact same reaction when I saw the trailer for his new movie!

    Thanks for the Katy Perry bikini pics, too!

  • Let's put things in perspective... People got together and had a good time. The ages of the people aren't of importance because everyone involved was adolescent or older. If the boys had been prepubescent 9 yr olds, then yes that's a problem. Even if drugs were incorporated into the experience, I don't think any of those boys are junkies or in rehab because of this woman! All guys wish they knew a woman like her when they were 14 yr olds. Sadly, Americans go to extremes to cockblock eachother

  • @joeunion99

    So if a guy drugs and has sex with four teenaged girls, it's okay?

  • @DrakeNovum If the girls asked for drugs and were enthusiastic about sex, then no wrong has occured. If a man slipped drugs into the 4 girls drinks and then raped them, this is obviously wrong!

  • Since the dawn of time a man’s penis has always thought “do anything that has a hole” while a woman’s vagina has always thought “9 months of hell + 18 years of shit...hmm I better not risk it”. I’m not saying that in these modern times that males are not equally responsible for their offspring, but if an older male has sex with a younger female I can’t help thinking there was some manipulation involved. On average sex is more welcomed amongst males.

  • @Moeika02 Well said.

  • Well, everyone knows 13-14 year olds are the best when it comes to sex. And before saying anything, the age of consent in my country is 14, so go screw yourself.

  • dude vampires dont fuckin sparkel i hope they dont bring none of that shit and both are rong wth they're under ages mother fuckers

  • More when under age girl sleeps with man.

  • It bothers me more when a man sleeps with an underage girl as boys are naturally more hormonic than girls and the chances are it's gonna be 20% rape.

  • @iTouchezz

    1) Rape doesn't come in percentages.

    2) Girls develop earlier than boys so your theory is crap.

    3) You're a sexist douchebag and shouldn't be allowed near children.

  • plural of uterus is uterii

  • not bothering me... can't be hypocrite

  • Doesnt double uterus mean double peroids...yikes O.o...bible with vampires...thats even worse :O stop the madness bring back the kick ass blood sucking vampires we knew back in the 90s and beyond!

    QOTD: think its gross...becuase the age diffrence creeps me out

  • @emo102492

    Bible with vampires being even Worse? You feeling alright?  xD

  • @emo102492 who said it aint blood sucking jewish vampires hating jesus? that would be epic indeed

  • LMFAO. DILDOS INFUSED WITH AIDS.

  • After you watch Phils videos watch them with captions. Reading Google speech recognition captions is almost as good as a double rainbow. My favs: "the scientologists realize that he will have to keep reminding seen anything or no" "he's a settlement and really master this list" "ramos horta confrontational those things in this country it is a service of the warrants" "brown vote the pentagon" "...as always my name is Phillip review point is though that welcome"

  • @bjams77

    I freaking know right? xD

    I set captions to automatically begin on caption-enabled videos a few months ago, and I've loved it ever since.

  • its cool if underage boys have sex with the older woman becuause those boys are playas, but if a guy sleeps with an underage girl then he deserves to be stabbed in the face with a brick

  • "comes a new nightmare"

    Oh boy this looks interesting...

    "from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan"

    MOTHERFUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • Look up Vampires Suck Moive trailer

  • @supsuperguy

    guys can get raped with out an erection, they can get raped in there arse.

  • lol boys can't get rape only fcuked..ps they don't care about age

  • It's not rape if they like it

  • I love Jersey Shore! Go Snooki!!!

    QOTD: It bothers me much less when it is a woman with an underage boy. A man and an underage girl just disgusts me.

  • I love the way you say response. continue to say it like that for the rest of your life. Thank you. <3

  • ummm did someone read a vampire: the masquerade book?  If Cain becomes the vampire i hope white-wolf fans go crazy.

  • Legend of Kain...isn't that inspired by the game Legacy of Kain, which actually IS about vampires..???

  • The title should have been:

    Mom + 4 Underage boys + ???? = $PROFIT$

  • If the girl is really ugly then yes it does bother me, or if she has a disease. Other than that, nope it doesn't bother me a bit.

  • brought to you by omg that is awesome. I am always for americans hurting themselves..ewww sweet party. inception was sweet. shit Ilove M. night. he just played into american dildos with aids. I mean your sense of celebrity. It bothers me that there is a conversation about which is most bothersome. they are both preying on the innocence, or lack of parenting, of youth so why is one more monstrous than the other..honest answer. The dad's of those boys.

  • @nerdygirl76 Let's be honest I think a 15 year old boy could stop it if he wanted to. If these kids kept going to these parties why would you think she forced them to do anything? Fact is they probably enjoyed it and then some kid who wasn't getting to "enjoy" the parties as much decided to tell his parents. When an older male rapes a female it's much different as most of the time she doesn't consent.

  • @DeadWarriorOfficial that is without a doubt the stupidest thing i think ive ever read on here. if guys are gonna be held responsible, so should women.

  • @etrain997 Women don't have the same physical strength to defend themselves you fucking moron. And these kids kept going back so obviously they knew what was happening and didn't tell anyone or stop going or even resist. You're clearly uneducated.

  • @DeadWarriorOfficial first off, i can assure you im a lot higher educated then yourself. you can keep the name calling at bay, thats the first sign of an idiot. second the fact that the kids were going back doesnt mean anything, any 14-15 year old boy is gonna line up to get a bj, the adult should be held responsible.

  • @etrain997 LOL "im a lot higher educated then yourself" That sentence is grammatically incorrect. So you have no idea what you're talking about. Read the 2nd part of my comment.

  • @etrain997 Oh and I never said that she shouldn't be held responsible, obviously what she was doing was wrong and against the law but the fact is the kids had a choice and maybe she didn't initiate everything, you don't know the whole story. Innocent until proven guilty my friend.

  • @DeadWarriorOfficial thats just what the world needs, people defending chomo's. get em tiger

  • @etrain997 Haha no more terrible points from you because you know your pointless argument has already been lost? Typical moronic behavior. In fact you're probably defending male pedophiles because you or a family member is one. Blocked, trolling failure.

  • @DeadWarriorOfficial lost?? how do you figure that, all i pointed out was the fact that women chomo's are as bad as men. your the one trying to make an issue out of it. really kinda sad, but hey you want to go to bat for perverts go for it. defending pedophiles? can you read? nothing i said defends, in fact the oppisite. your out of your league boy

  • honestly it bothers me equally whether an older woman sleeps with a younger boy or aolder man sleeps witha younger girl. its like they are so damn desperate u cant get your wn age so u go after idiot teens with low slf esteem and not much sense of reality and is consicuences *and i think i spelled some things wrong danm typos*

  • Features Jesus... Horses made of guns... No sense whatsoever... Is this the Penny Arcade Movie?

  • "M. Night, you Always do this!!" LOL

  • m.night.shamalan was good in the happening. how come you don't like him?

  • thumbs up to see jesus riding a unicorn made of guns

  • @scOchie shut up...just-just shut up!! JUST SHUT THE THE FUCK!! UP!!!!

  • what about the legacy of kaine video game, it has vampire stuff

  • i'd say it bothers me less when a woman sleeps with underage boys than vise versa. Cause from a distance, underage boys are hot. then they come close and they start to talk. and you realize they are retarded.

  • lol guy at the beginning -> fucking pwnt

  • MILFS FTW!

  • The Legend of Kain which you mentioned interested me.

    Mainly cos The LoK was a Video game series but as Game Series Go it was a fairly good one.

    But get this what was the story based on...

    Vampires.

  • I believe that women make men sleeping with underage girls a bigger deal than the other way around. Probably because men actually like sex and shouldn't complain about having it offered to them.

  • @86ONE Yeah, women just have sex because it's a chore.

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  • I beleave its a guy being toed behind a car on a homemade hovercraft

    keep in mind I told you what it was, I didn't say it wasnt stupid

    or hilarius...

  • Damn, you REALLY like the double rainbow video, huh?

  • Other countries are laughing at America's stupidity! I mean as long as both partners are adolescent or older, sexual activity should be an enjoyable experience. Too many factors often get in the way of intimate activity anyway. Life's responsibilties are stressing to a point where sex is squandered away or even nonexistent. American law "cockblocks" and people aren't as intimate as they should be. In Brazil, people have sex in the street during Carnival. Thank God 4 Amsterdam's RedLIghtDistric

  • @joeunion99 I am with you on the draconian treatment of sex in the US but the laws against adults having sex with minors is there for a reason. Now, I wouldn't mind seeing it lowered to the age of 16, but any lower and most psychology books I have read on the subject say that you are risking measurable psychological harm to the kid in question. The brain is still developing in that stage and exposing it to sexual stimuli before it is ready can cause immense harm to the kids future relationships.

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  • Lol, that happened in my movie theater too. I was going to see the movie until I saw his name. I mean, I wasted money to watch Avatar: The Last Airbender -_-.

  • well i suppose i wouldn't have minded if a woman had sex with me, but i probably would kill an old dude sleeping with my little sister. honest truth, i should get a stamp for that.

  • No not the dildos !

  • When the Trailer for 'Devil' came on, my friends and I just started laughing. He needs to stop making movies, it's ridiculous.

  • i wish a MILF Would fuck me and my friends at a party filled with booze and drugs.

    Maybe thats just me.

  • @TruthCreedious I concur!

  • I think Will Smith jacked that idea from the "Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines" video game. Nonetheless, I'm intrigued.

  • Is it me, or does he sound French when he says "hello Internet" in the begining if the video?

    Either way, it's sexy ;D

  • Always adding the box office mystery sauce nowadays...but that's just what the studios have announced, since they scaled back 30% of their productions due to recession/depression...mystery sells; so more - and almost only - plotless mystery boom-bangs...

  • Inception Owns!