i knew it was portal as soon as 1:02 cause of the background. when is portal 3 coming out? hopefully soon since i don't think valve needs to create a new game engine or anything. my guess is 2013
@polesterteeandjim well, not many people know this, but actually yeah, in the 90's there was a Mario Bros. Movie, you know what else? It sucked. It sucked so bad it's not even on the netflix free list of movies!
sources: GameInformer Magazine, also, I saw it, and it sucked
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I'll tell you what i don't get about it. You're a human with a mechanical rift-opening gun mounted on your arm and all you do is to shoot holes places and have stuff fly through them. Try something useful and shoot a hole in the floor and another in the roof of a strip club
@Superdarkcloud666 It's a stupid game that makes no sense. Are you fucking kidding me? First off, what the fuck don't you get about it? You're in a test facility that has a genocidal robot trying to kill you. What is there not to get? Second, you're probably just to stupid to figure out the puzzles. How can you say a game you have never played is stupid? There's nothing wrong with putting some thought into games. That's why the series has a shit ton of awards.
Probably the most underwhelming video I've seen in a while. Frankly interesting up until the end, and then is just... ends... Worst part, the last 1/3 of the video is just credits and additional stuff not even associated with the video, the actual content is maybe just a little over a minute. Again very underwhelming in just about every way....
We needed a waste disposal system. Dead mantis men aren't gonna clean themselves up you know. Well the lab boys got those green trash cans up and working. Now, the beancounters told me we literally could not afford to buy $7 worth of star bits, much less 70 million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground them up, molded them into trash cans, and guess what: ground-up star bits mutate turtles & mushrooms. Had to quarantine the whole section, wonder what came of the place... Cave Johnson, we're done here.
That.... Was..... UNEXPECTEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Pwndex115 5 hours ago
U monster
xeter2000 5 hours ago
The Mario series basically invented " THE CAKE IS A LIE" lol check out my channel
parkavenue938 9 hours ago
You monster.
skell881 10 hours ago in playlist Season 1
Mamma mía!
p47r1c10 10 hours ago
i like these videos but this was shit
adambelfast1 13 hours ago
I don't think this will work out for Bowser... 'cause now mario has a PORTAL GUN.
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Cake? Nah, how 'bout some delicious SPAGHETTI!!!
81ghV0lt4g3 22 hours ago
make one how skyrimshould have ended.
grellish 1 day ago
bowser sorta sounds like jigsaw
zimzameef 1 day ago
how portal 2 should end :D
coralfan1 1 day ago
no stop thats not how u use that u monster lol
MyFamilyGuydude 1 day ago
y would it end like that lol and this guy is good i love his videos
MyFamilyGuydude 1 day ago
Oh, it's you: Mario.
Can I interest you in some... science.
Jcolinsol 1 day ago
the cake is a lie mario
lolita19711 1 day ago
i knew it was portal as soon as 1:02 cause of the background. when is portal 3 coming out? hopefully soon since i don't think valve needs to create a new game engine or anything. my guess is 2013
majinjovan 2 days ago
I did NOT expect that XD
heatherspringberry 2 days ago
I laughed way more than I should.
What the hell is wrong with me?
TehNerdQueen 2 days ago
@patrick47047 if u drop luigi with mario then it's
Super Portal Bros
doubldog26 2 days ago
@minecraftmythsbuster ur not funny...
doubldog26 2 days ago
i so funny i shit my pants
minecraftmythsbuster 2 days ago
and so mario portal is born
patrick47047 2 days ago
how terminater should have ended
hunted4blood 2 days ago
so,whre's Chell?
MegaSpongeKang 3 days ago
WOAH MY GOD! GLADOS!!!!!!!!
WolfPicklePsychoDog 3 days ago in playlist Season 1
Mario [to Luigi]: Where the hell am I? This is ridiculous! (line from the Super Mario Bros. film)
PokeJediTrek 3 days ago
mario doesnt break blocks with his head.
sorry to nitpick.
shadowkid1993 3 days ago
no, I like super mario end is good it dont need any changes, but its cool but it dont need any changes
PivotMakeranimations 3 days ago
OKEY DOKEY!!
NomGnome97 4 days ago
Bowser is the Shadow Broker. Send Liara & Shep. on him.
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Glaydos "Fucking you every time".
rolypolyman888 4 days ago
The mushroom is a lie...
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SuperCT98 4 days ago
eh... lol
BMFstudiosNYC 4 days ago
Portal reminds me of Saw
hottestpersonphotos 5 days ago
sequel
rideroffamine 5 days ago
glAdoS
billy1520036 5 days ago
So much for awesome town
BassettReviewer 6 days ago
GLADoS will know how to deal with him.
xXNoglynXx 6 days ago
How Portal should have Ended
drwwong66 6 days ago
@razor2657 he asked, I answered............
Evangellist 6 days ago
@polesterteeandjim well, not many people know this, but actually yeah, in the 90's there was a Mario Bros. Movie, you know what else? It sucked. It sucked so bad it's not even on the netflix free list of movies!
sources: GameInformer Magazine, also, I saw it, and it sucked
Evangellist 6 days ago
@Evangellist Why would you even bring it up. :|
razor2657 6 days ago
wtf is this a real movie!?! SOMEONE PLEASE REPLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
polyesterteeandjim 6 days ago
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gangstapanda102 6 days ago
@polyesterteeandjim No. just a joke.
gangstapanda102 6 days ago
@polyesterteeandjim no
brocks1564 6 days ago
i laughed when the video began.
savagekid94 6 days ago
guys check out Mari0, a free game that's going to be developed and released soon, mixing mario with p0rtal guns.
daftcurt15 6 days ago
"No, stop. Thats not how you use that." "SHUT UP! I'm feeling depressed!"
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AndrewScoreTV2011 1 week ago
NOOOO MARIO THE CAKE IS A LIE!
domdude01 1 week ago 74
The funny thing, my german grandma has a cat named mario and 1:08 is exactly how she says it XD
Blackstardragon393 1 week ago
and that is how portal 3 was made
randonstufe11234 1 week ago 90
@randonstufe11234 VALVe can't count to 3
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@randonstufe11234 You're being silly, Valve can't count to three :P
Deczx1 4 days ago
@randonstufe11234 oh you silly, valve never makes anything above 2.
jeehoondevil 4 days ago
@randonstufe11234 you mean portal 2 episode 1 right? Valve can't count to three
CodenameAvatar 1 day ago 5
Mario doesnt eak cake he only eat Pizza
adelkabla 1 week ago
wait ... mario ended :)
legofiredemon 1 week ago in playlist More videos from HISHEdotcom
Portal 3 anyone?
bumbaclotslayer 1 week ago
make the nightmare before christmas how it should have ended
PokemonMaster91013 1 week ago
WRONG. Mario breaks blocks with his fist, not his head. Look closely, he always has his hand above his head when he jumps.
Eepicman 1 week ago 3
Mario went to the land of Portal the game lolz
rh3ialego 1 week ago
Duck song?
snausages88 1 week ago
Mama mia!
MrGrendel4 1 week ago
he should do a halo 4 ne when it comes out and a portal 2 one
NatoCaloGaming 1 week ago
poor companion cube! lol
ventura961212 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
wtf portal??? jaja
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Nmesis131 1 week ago
reference to mario portal?
lceman11 1 week ago in playlist More videos from HISHEdotcom 2
the cakes a lie
USELESSMEMES1 1 week ago
lol GLaDOS
geraldusful 1 week ago
the one-up is a LIE!
ZoologicMaps 1 week ago
Mario hasn't ended yet and probaly never will.
MrMapware364 1 week ago
HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THE MOVIE THERES NO BONZIA BILLS OR SHORT GOOMBAS
emoianboy2 1 week ago in playlist More videos from HISHEdotcom
thumbs up for glados!!!!
IHAPPYFACE11 1 week ago
where is chell
mcculloughtaylor1 1 week ago
the cake is DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY NOT a lie.
rainbowdeathbox 1 week ago
for some reason portal was obviously the only option, i just dont know why
pennyFarthing4 1 week ago
1,090 people didn't get cake.
CombustibleLemon72 1 week ago
i always knew mario was the bad guy
EvilDead159 1 week ago
that's absolutely ingenious
differentialgain 1 week ago
Mama Mia O_O
j00loves00rock 1 week ago
alter keine hobbys
MinecraftCupCacke 1 week ago
Mario destroys blocks with his hand, not his head....
when he jumps he puts his fist up.
Avalanche341 1 week ago
heh :/
Arnulfosince1989 1 week ago
lol
taelonso 1 week ago
Could I interest you in some delicious cake? Dont worry, its compleeeeeeeetly truthful..........
AetherRanger 1 week ago
Generations of Fails ehh Bowser...
KIDDADC 1 week ago
you monster XD
TheSebssx 1 week ago
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JJtoob 2 weeks ago 2
God, take care of Mario's Soul...
Poor Mario.
Kyugara 2 weeks ago
mamma miija
TheDsim11 2 weeks ago
whats the robot and cake thing from? is it a movie ?
lcpl4man 2 weeks ago
@lcpl4man u serious?
y u no play portal?
19sushy95 2 weeks ago
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AetherRanger 1 week ago
@19sushy95 only a demo which u had a gun or two and made portals but i dont remember a cube or that robot screen especially not a cake
lcpl4man 1 week ago
@lcpl4man that's from a puzzle game called Portal
prettyangry 2 weeks ago
@prettyangry no thats not from wall-e??
Shuffl1nFreak1212 2 weeks ago
@Shuffl1nFreak1212 *facepalm*
AetherRanger 1 week ago
@prettyangry oh thanks , i played a demo called portal but i only remember running around with a gun not a cube and that other thing
lcpl4man 2 weeks ago
@prettyangry ok thanks, i played a demo but it didnt go very far
lcpl4man 1 week ago
@lcpl4man Really?
AetherRanger 1 week ago
Right before I watched this I just finished a portal walkthrough and was searching for dorkly vids
Hmh small world
Mooneyman14 2 weeks ago
NO STOP! That's not how you use that!
VolkswagonBeetle911 2 weeks ago
cake is a lie.
az0997711 2 weeks ago
when he first fell through when it was falling realy quick i saw it and new it was glados and said hell yeah
sonicFLUDD 2 weeks ago
Lol I was wondering why I wasnt finding this funny. Then I saw the machinima logo. They never make anything good. Flame me. Idc.
MikeTheCavemann 2 weeks ago
YAY PORTAL
canyoufindanenderman 2 weeks ago
so thats the story huh... Never did trust the media!
MarcoisX 2 weeks ago
That is an "efficacious" video. =p
irvingadkins616 2 weeks ago
Welp Thats my solution from now on. If some one is pissin you off send em to Glados
shadowknight71 2 weeks ago
Mario: HISHE mario bangs the princess, he saves her and her kindom and defeats a legion of monsters and doesn't get laid, wtf?
stacks269 2 weeks ago
There are no mushrooms at aperture :P
Ebob101 2 weeks ago
i feel sorry for bowser :L
OMGusernameBITCHES 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from HISHEdotcom
"It's obvious now. We need to change our approach."
... Baits Mario somewhere he can't escape or die and leaves him there....
Seems legit.
trlababalan3000 2 weeks ago 63
@trlababalan3000 Watch the SSMB Cutscenes of that fucker jumping..
He's the human rocket, so he could escape, maybe.
Iceshoot 1 week ago
1:09 ITS A LIE MARIO DONT DO IT
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THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
tHeicyblAZES 2 weeks ago 101
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Vegeta5887 2 weeks ago
Welcome, insert subject name here. How are you are jumping and fighting against large numbers of very stupid and/or immobile opponents?
Haerdalas 2 weeks ago
1.09 The cake is a lie...
dr4x95 2 weeks ago
We need a sequel!!
MrChaseOMG 2 weeks ago
YES!
gamerbob08 2 weeks ago
No stop that's not how you use that,you monster. xD
katlova4427 2 weeks ago
Appropriate. Any main character is impossible to kill in the Portal franchise. And Bowser would make that dumb mistake.
OreallyR17 2 weeks ago
Nice touch with portal
yayforjoe 2 weeks ago
0:58.............HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
acarouselofantics 2 weeks ago
Thought that was portal xD
Lol12343934 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
XD
lens4lifeofcourse 2 weeks ago
"well, you're a good jumper. At least you have that"
xXlucyxSXx 2 weeks ago
warp or portal?
jeremy2max 2 weeks ago in playlist Más vídeos de HISHEdotcom
lol portal
skulhead27 3 weeks ago
OMG PORTAL!!!!
SquareZack 3 weeks ago
This is brilliant. I laughed so hard when GlaDos appeared.
ytfareuhere 3 weeks ago
You're someone else's problem.
And now she only wants you gone.
Exccentrous1 3 weeks ago
this video is not so awsome as others
TheLigthMary 3 weeks ago
Don't believe her Mario, the cake is a lie!
gibby006 3 weeks ago
I'll tell you what i don't get about it. You're a human with a mechanical rift-opening gun mounted on your arm and all you do is to shoot holes places and have stuff fly through them. Try something useful and shoot a hole in the floor and another in the roof of a strip club
Superdarkcloud666 3 weeks ago
I wish I was Mario. I like tests and cake.
MsSkyress 3 weeks ago
arkham city is the game of the decade dunderhead
Superdarkcloud666 3 weeks ago
no actually i haven't its a stupid game that makes no sense so put a sock in it
Superdarkcloud666 3 weeks ago
@Superdarkcloud666 It's a stupid game that makes no sense. Are you fucking kidding me? First off, what the fuck don't you get about it? You're in a test facility that has a genocidal robot trying to kill you. What is there not to get? Second, you're probably just to stupid to figure out the puzzles. How can you say a game you have never played is stupid? There's nothing wrong with putting some thought into games. That's why the series has a shit ton of awards.
TheHyperHobo 3 weeks ago
Wait, "should have" ended? Super Mario never ended. If anything, "How Super Mario Should End"
shroopliss 3 weeks ago
Mamamia
mkiller1001 3 weeks ago
Ehh was boring
Lukula29 3 weeks ago
lemon not cake
Ferrari334405 3 weeks ago
"no wait stop thats not how you use that"
TROLLFACE868 3 weeks ago
I want that thwomp desk distraction, that thing is schweeeet
theskitz1 3 weeks ago
i would definatley like this, i like testing, GLaDOS likes testing, we have a lot in common.
pivotfann 3 weeks ago
oh haha got it after i watched it agin....sad
787tyler 3 weeks ago
This is funny. This is how the story really is. But what is with the computer deal at the end?
Superdarkcloud666 3 weeks ago
@Superdarkcloud666
you poor Portal deprived soul. That is Glados.
play portal. game of the decade.
waldoman7 3 weeks ago
@Superdarkcloud666 Oh dear God. You have never played Portal?
Please go and enjoy it. NOW.
Nickyh1200 3 weeks ago
@Nickyh1200 GO ENJOY PLAYING PORTAL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU MONSTER!
dragonanimus 3 weeks ago
how to kill mario, dont have the 1 thing that can drop bowser into lava be right behind him!
tLOLergan 3 weeks ago
It's funny because in Super Mario 64 Peach promised Mario some CAKE, and the letter was a hoax from Bowser to lure mario in.
Danroedraco 3 weeks ago
very random
TheSubtleCow 3 weeks ago
Probably the most underwhelming video I've seen in a while. Frankly interesting up until the end, and then is just... ends... Worst part, the last 1/3 of the video is just credits and additional stuff not even associated with the video, the actual content is maybe just a little over a minute. Again very underwhelming in just about every way....
Sophiaseed 3 weeks ago
...MARI0....
MinusMan561 3 weeks ago
The only thing I really considered funny is the part at the very end with the Companion Cube, other than that, this was pretty boring.
TheKazeblade 3 weeks ago
We needed a waste disposal system. Dead mantis men aren't gonna clean themselves up you know. Well the lab boys got those green trash cans up and working. Now, the beancounters told me we literally could not afford to buy $7 worth of star bits, much less 70 million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground them up, molded them into trash cans, and guess what: ground-up star bits mutate turtles & mushrooms. Had to quarantine the whole section, wonder what came of the place... Cave Johnson, we're done here.
snes90 3 weeks ago
The ending was lame,but overall a great video
dogpile01 3 weeks ago
I WANT his desk toy lol XD
theTardisrules 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
What are you propoing?
It's simple. We kill the Mario.
ShiningStardust1 3 weeks ago 116
i dont think he would make it to that button and back in time lol
drock1killedyou 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
and so the game mario with a p0rtal gun was born.
@SeasideMermaid they already were. search for mario with a portal gun.(DL link currently broken.)
ngpakyin0501 3 weeks ago
I would love it if mario and portal where together in a single game
SeasideMermaid 3 weeks ago
Is it just me, or does Koopa sound like the guy from Saw?
rinifus 3 weeks ago
1,049 didnt get cake
MrKaboom2011 3 weeks ago
NOEZ!!!! MARIOZ TEH CAKE IS A LIEZ
iggyworld 3 weeks ago
Ok???
fireball80184 3 weeks ago
that was awful
Athanas379 3 weeks ago
Did you guys see the thwamper dudes doing the newton balls thing in the background at 0:09?
imnotcrazy7777 3 weeks ago
Playing the Portal levels with Mario would be AWESOME!!!
Reep98 3 weeks ago
They killed Mario by putting some originality in the franchise. Smart.
MDKII 3 weeks ago 80