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  • I'm a Republican (in practice...), I'm straight, and I support same-sex marriage.

  • First i like to say tne bibles a dead point one jesus never mentioned it two what was mentioned pertained to solgers sodomising solgers to humiliate them even though its not specifically mentioned that way and thirdly if we make laws based on the bible and the koran were saying buddhism hinduhism and a host of other relions are invalid

  • Nice Nose Ring !... Real KOOL!

  • it's not like the whole world is secretly gay. only 10% of ppl. my gosh.

    but you're democrat and bash republicans so ur not totally stupid =D

  • @kisa154 pretty sure you missed his point completely ;c...

  • @pedostare darnit xD

    wat was his point??

  • What about polygamy?

  • Dude i respect you because you make a good point here and there but man take that shit outa your face.

  • Last part was hilarious

  • You look like you fell into a tackle box.

    Fag boy

  • Stupid Hippie. Can you get a job with that crap in your face?

  • @bigbob10611

    You can take it off when you go to an interview you dumbass.

  • Compared to other problems of 21 st century,gay marriage stuff is not a prior and important problem.In our world there are even some people who have no right to live.For them,talking about a right based on a kind of marrige, is the weirdest thing that can ever happen.In my opinion we first need to fix some problems of these people.

  • "Don't tell anyone, but I just called all republican women whores!"

    Lmao. I subscribed.

  • lmao i love how so many of you idiots can't tell this video is a joke.

  • @AllenQuartmain2de I don't know how old lesbianism is but I know that it was around whenever the island of Lesbos was named. So a very long time.

  • If the porn industries invented lesbianism then why did lesbianism start BEFORE the porn industries did?

  • @555vermont did it? how old is lesbianism anyhow?

  • @555vermont He is making a joke.

  • @555vermont I grew up on a farm, and I know there are definitely lesbian cows. Since aurochs apparently evolved in India 2 million years ago, that means lesbianism has been around at least that long. But only in India.

    And only amongst bovines.

  • This is one of the reasons I love you!!

  • wow you sound just like one.

  • Sup toothlessjoe.,

  • The divorce rate is part of what's destroying the economy.

  • lesbians do exist.

  • @Anon12356 Are you sure they aren't just a myth, like women's rights?

  • Lol, Thank you porn industry for inventing lesbianism. Otherwise how would I know I like BOOBIES? :D

  • @samOFblorx yay boobies!

  • @shadowgeyser

    Oh jaja! I love that website! It's the best site for lulz and an awesome place to direct unwitting trollees! I suppose that is one of the articles I haven't looked at yet. Have you seen Incontient Student Bodies?

  • @shadowgeyser

    Do me a favor, okay hun? I want you to go to deviantart and look up yaoi, then I want you to look up anime, then I want you to look up sasunaru. SURPRISE!!!!

  • That's Stupid!

  • sorry i got a bit confused, are you for or against gay marriage?

    and to the democrats , that won't happen

    A) because you don't decide to be gay, so straight people wont become gay

    B) its been legal in the UK since 2005 and that has most definitely not happened

    :')

    but i am british so what do i know about how your country is run?

    :)

  • stupid

  • dude you rock

  • YOU ARE GAY

  • r u nuclearnight's brother?

  • this is fuckin disgusting you fuckin faggots need to get the hell out of my country

  • omg this video is so funny i don't even know what to say about it

  • i guess some people like apples and some people like bananas...oh well

  • and I'm not talking about those big G.I Jane N.W.B.A cable guy looking, fugly women .

    I'm talking about those Carmen Electra and Pamela Anderson ,just curious and "hey because were hot so we can do whatever the hell we want" ~let's show our breasts and kiss on camera; girls gone wild~ type of women.

    Really as a heterosexual male what's the problem there? What's the ICK factor if it's not your religious affiliation?

  • I meant serious dogmatic religion where you follow it. The religious bible says homosexuality is a sin or an abomination. Thus strictly following it, why else would you find a reason to not enjoy it. I mean as a heterosexual(even if i was under religious influences) male who enjoy women, let's say a naked woman who was stimulating herself, why not enjoy another one who accompanied her.

    Why exactly would you oppose to enjoy a feminine orgy when you have no problem watching one?

  • straight guy like you not into girl on girl action...kinds of suspicious...

    only reason I can think of is because of religious influences where any homosexual congress is wrong or sinful .

  • religious influences maybe

  • haha win.

  • Heh, stumbled across this and the ACORN thing made me smile. Did you hear the two infiltrating 'reporters' doctored the footage to make it seem like they were being given advice about illegal stuff and that the real footage is much more ambiguous?

  • IM A LESBIAN! I'm not a fucking porn star.

    Why isnt anyone else's business who anybody marries? Why do you ppl give a fuck??

  • He's on your side, no worries.

  • @KRhodez he is being sarcastic. really, really sarcastic.

  • Weakest. Video. Ever.

    Try again.

  • Where do you work?

  • 7777 views.... THAT IS KICKASS!!! :D

  • Dear Antecessor-There are plenty of gay men that don't have hairy backsides/butts. I also know of gay men that don't prefer that in another man. What you feel for women is good for you. I feel the same for men. I think men are absolutely beautiful. The idea of being with a woman is not appealing to me, nor are two women either.

  • the gay apocalypse will strike us all down

    oh noez

    =0

  • Can I take seriously the views of a tool who

    finds pleasure in mutilating his face. Didn't

    they pass a ring through a bull's nose? Is this supposed to be some kind of civilized

    behavior or the actions of a degenerate?

  • marriage should not be a state issue.

  • hehe.  I loved the end of this vid.

    You never fail to entertain me.

  • shame on maine

  • Are you male? If you are...so...you would rather engage in homosexual activity than watch two women do so? This might make you a mild closet-case...

  • You'd rather kiss a guy on the lips than watch two women have at it? o.O

    Wait, now I'm confused. Which side of this issue are you on?

  • @NoAntecessor

    What part of this "I'd rather kiss a dude than do such-and-such" says I'm gay?

    It says I'd RATHER do something that do something else. This doesn't mean I am what I'd rather do first implies.

  • Well, guess it's a matter of taste. I've always been straight, but I'm no homophobe. I just really like women and find men fairly repulsive. Maybe it's seeing my own hairy ass in the mirror that does it, I don't know. Anyways, from my perspective the idea of kissing is a guy is loathsome, whereas the idea of lesbians strikes me as, well, awesome. Being someone who likes females I certainly empathize with the lesbian viewpoint. If I was a woman I'd certainly be a lesbian. o.O

  • I love you. Marry me?

  • lol?? whatvr

  • you rule

  • I work for a "delusional" radio station. It's "overseer" received enough calls about ads refuting equal rights for homosexuals, (homosexuals: derogatory term in any American based business to include the armed forces) so they pulled the ads.

    Such hypocrisy.

  • Why the flashy montage the whole time, all the time? So to come across a bit more edgy? It makes me sick. It's just too slick.

  • Isn't this all just assumption rather than fact? You can't base this as an arguement against Mannix the Pirate since you don't actually know this will happen. It's like saying that if you don't eat oranges you'll become crippled and everyone will be bankrupt because of it.

  • ROFL Pure Win!!

  • this is what comes up as recomended featuredness in the side bar from one of my videos. strange. I'm singing to a girl in my video. not a penis

  • L:OL WHORES!

  • booh whooo dont make me cry. are you for real, thats the best you got. everyone is a hater if there not a pervert. get real, dream world done, wake up and stop treading on others.

  • Republican women ARE whores. Every last one of them.

  • hilarious

  • And called all republican men gay! nice! democrats-1 republicans-0

  • Says the skank who is a hater of those who live life in any other way.

  • So all men turn gay, marry a guy so they don't have to live with a woman, who will just become a bitch anyway, all the women become whores, which seems fitting, and all of the current gays and lesbians will have to shut the fuck up because there is nothing left for them to complain about. So, the guys can finally watch sports in peace, the whores only have other whores to complain to, and the gays shut up. Sounds COMPELLING. Lets do it. If for no other reason but to shut the gays up, lol.

  • Oh got i bet my first born that you dont have a girl firend.

  • Correct. Divorced 7 years and my ex still bad mouths me like it was last week. Worse, bored women from the neighborhood, many who don't even know me, believe every bad thing without a hint of doubt. 90% of women are f ing idiots it seems. The only way I think I could have a girlfriend would be to be insanely lucky to find a good one or perpetually drunk. And, since most of my money goes to child support, well, no money, no girl. Shed a tear of pity for me. Or, maybe I am actually lucky?

  • You made me love. I didn't want to do it.

    I suspect you like girls, but could I put my head on your chest and take a short nap? I promise not to do anything embarrassing until later, when I'm alone.

  • that was awesome.

    the whole thing was great, but i literally laughed out loud at the very end.

  • yeah! you did you fucker! I guesss someone had too but why you?!! You fuckker! Lol!

    let em eat CAKE

  • bahahaha.

    I will share this around.

    Azrienoch, you dry son of a bitch.

  • he does make a good point.

  • Cutest. Ending. Ever.

  • lolwut? It's a response video. I'm not repeating him, mimicking him, impersonating him, or whatever the hell it is you think I'm doing. I'm talking to him. How many times will I talk to him in a video? I don't know. Two so far, out of 10 since he's been here and I've been back. Hardly a regular thing. So here's a better question for you: how many times will you say the same thing on my videos before I consider you a troll and block you? The answer is, coincidently, two.

  • 4TW

  • i love you

    i hope thats ok.

  • Oh Az. You know you are all up Mannix's magnificent wang. ?? Where the hell did that "kiss up" remark come from? Jeez.

    Left field.....

    Be well my man.

  • Republican whores?

    What's wrong with whores?

  • me first me first.... lol I've been waiting in that line for 10 years.. no dice. sigh. no I'm not gonna get up off this chair.

  • LMAO

  • Nah. All women have to be lesbians now. That's our society.

  • lmao!

    i can't wait for all these sexually frustrated men to come flocking my way. WHOO HOO!

  • lolz good job XD

  • ok i dont know how to take this video. :L

    i cant tell whether you're for gay marriage, or against it.

  • I hope to damn hell this is sarcastic.

  • It's not.  It has been 100% proven beyond any shadow of a hint of a doubt that ACORN gives bad advice to prostitutes.

  • @azrienoch lmao! god your so funny! i hope to meet you on the street one day and shake your hand XD hopefully I'll get a conversation out of you lol

  • why don't tell me your sexually frustrated ?

  • did you ever do a libribox recoding of chapter three from the book alice's adventures in wonderland?

  • hahaha great

  • Very funny.

    But to the point, there isn't an argument against gay marriage other than: if someone (anyone of any orientation) wants to be married (in the Religious sense) then they can refuse to marry the couple. So churches, temples etc can just say they're not going to marry people (yet several churches have already agreed).

    However, when it comes to marrying (in the governmental sense) then homosexuals should be permitted.

  • so was that something you knew

    or did you come to that revelation here?

  • angryislander56 - I've been in many debates over it and people seem to completely miss this point entirely.

  • I just wanted to say that my church won't even marry a straight couple if they aren't both baptized and if they have had premarital sex. and yes, i know they can lie about it. but for the people who don't lie, they won't marry them in the church.

  • this is one of the few vids of you that i understand.

    my english is pretty good but you spout them out so darn fast i cant keep up :P

    anyway.. nice way to define lesbians ^^ \o/

  • Sorry. I was tired. Slowed me down.

  • go get some sleep :) its always good to sleep! makes things so much better :)

  • why sorry if it is a good thing? :P

    on a side note.. those earrings look pretty heavy

  • theres a new way to look at things.....hmm....

  • most people arnt gay either way so gay marraige would never hinder straight marraiges

  • aww damn. now i'm more intrigued than ever, way to keep me coming back for more. :p

  • i've watched this video an embarrasing number of times. your vlogging style is crazy. do you rehearse this stuff? make an outline? or just turn on the camera and go?

  • Well, if you enjoy it that much, I hesitate to spoil the trick for you.

  • probably the sharpest political analysis i've heard all day :D

    then again, it's only noon

  • Gay marriage is allowed her in Belgium and I can't see why not?

    I wanna ask all (Americain) politicians: What right do YOU have to stop two people from getting married, even if they are men?

    Think about that before you want more ant-gay laws.

  • YAY FOR NON-BIGOTTED EUROPEAN COUNTRIES =D

    Haha.

    I love Belgium. Went there on holiday once. Twas pretty =]

  • I disagree

    Lesbians were invented by the Scottish

    Note: Only people with a good knowledge of the world will get this statement

  • Oh geez, this is a tough one. It's like Jeopardy and a non-linear thinking puzzle in one. Hmm, was there an event or time in Scottish history that promoted sexual relationships between women? I demand a hint!

    I thought Lesbians were invented by the Greeks.

  • See, I was thinking it was a the-scottish-invented-everythi­ng joke.

  • Lesbians were recorded by the Greeks via Aristotle. He noted that they could spray "clear liquid" from their privates, and were interested in riding on the backs of males.

    He was so interested in them that he took a long sabbatical on the isle of Lesbos, according to legend. His famous pupil Alexander (the Great) had a marble engraving of him being rid as a pony to secure a doubt about whether wisdom is always preferable over force.

  • Nope, they were invented by the Scottish trust me :P

  • no lesbian was created by the greek form the island called Lesbos island which the ladys on the island where called lesbians.

  • Nope, The Scottish :P

  • no it was the greek

  • LOL, I love the spiralling logic. Reminds me of that battle of the wits of lore.

    I also appreciated how the bottom line kept shifting out from the beneath of this argument.

    It destroys marriage! Although, that wouldn't be so bad, but it would promote prostitution!! Although that's not necessarily bad, if not for the fact that Acorn will give bad head.

  • You make me happy, mavaddat. We get giddy from the same things. By the way, when are you going to start making videos again?

  • Yes, it seems so Az. That's why I'm a devotee! Just watching the tower of YouTube fame carry you higher. ;-) I'm preparing a series on prophecy, specifically on my former religion, because I promised to address it a while back and lots of people have been asking me to do one. I've been getting into chess lately. It might be fun to start another channel doing videos on that (totally different audience, probably). Keep up the good work, my Minnesotan brother! Mighty fine job.

  • Marriage sux anyway... People only do it because they want to tie others to themselves. Just use rope, people!

    And people who claim marriage is religiously bloobity bloo blah are brainwashed

  • Gay marrige is bad because it would turn people gay. And the problem with that would be..... prostitution, which isn't bad at all. But only men are gay, and women will be alone left to find work through sexual intercourse.

    Forgive me but I think I need more of an explanation. Or am I just dumb because this is a joke?

  • It's a joke.

  • heh. You're a very patient man. P.S. The ad on the vid (for me anyway) is for the Virginia Gubernatorial Republican candidate and a total asshat. Please enjoy his advertising bucks.

  • That was a great tiny synopsis of this joke. Sexual intercourse as work more than likely does not apply to people who are gay, and work sucks if you don't like it as many of us know.

    Those who have to do work as prostitutes prolly hate their clients, if it is in fact "work". Jokes could be cool - unless they are prostituting an otherwise interesting consciousness.

  • gay marriage wouldn't turn people gay

    it might make them out of the closet but won't turn them gay cos people who are gay are born gay...

  • Hmm i dont know if gay people are born gay but i belive people can turn gay.

  • lol? and how on earth is that possible? if a gay person cant turn straight, how can a straight person turn gay? doesnt make sense.

  • no man i have gay friends and i would never choose to be gay and they told me they would never choose to be gay why would anyone choose to be gay.....it's a hard fuck up life.....

  • Nobody in the history of the world was born gay. I don't believe its a choice either. It's either you end up gay or you dont. Is it wrong if you do? Of course not. Weird theory. Humans are adapting to control overpopulation!!

  • "Nobody is born gay"

    "It's not a choice"

    Then... where the hell does gay come from?!?

  • Satan

  • HAH!!

    Alright then..

  • Well, its either Satan, or mind controlling reptilian overlords that have the the ability to shapeshift into any conceivable human form but inexplicably choose to look like Dick Cheney. I am not entirely sure which. But it is definitely one of those too, it is logically impossibe to be anything other than these too possibilities! And if you deny this fact you are either one of them or you have been brainwashed.

  • I hope to Jesus Christ nailed on a couple of sticks that you aren't being serious in your comment, 23discordians.

  • I am in the happy position to be able to confirm your hopes as reality. I was joking, my second suggestion on the possibility of shapeshifting lizard-men was to make it clear I was joking.

    However, I must say that the "Satan hypothesis" is only slightly less nuts than your own thoughts on the subject. All the gay blokes I know would have no problem getting women, they just like cock. And what kind of world would it be if nobody liked cock? I do not support sexual hypocrisy!

  • Quote: "All the gay blokes I know would have no problem getting women..." <- This does not debunk the following: "Men who either can't get women or are sexually confused..."

    It's an either/or and/or and situation. Either of the factors which could apply and rely not on eachother.

    As much as I would actually enjoy talking to you, I would much rather avoid talking about Satan or anything related to religion. I'm an atheist who prefers to stray from the topic.

  • Dude, I already said the satan thing was a joke! What exactly do you mean by sexually confused? Sexual urges are just about the least likely thing to be confused about! I don't know if you ever noticed but there are quite effective ways of knowing when you are sexually aroused. If you mean confused in the sense of: "They have sexual desires caused by the "wrong" things", what are the wrong things? Who made you the lord of the turn-ons?

  • I am the ultimate turn-on!

    No, but in all reality, I don't believe anything is wrong with homosexuals or homosexuality. It's as natural as breathing, in my honest opinion.

    Unless you're a non-breathing organism, in which case, I mean no offense.

    I'm against the act of homosexuality for personal reasons I don't wish to make public.

  • But there is no such thing as "the act of homosexuality", it's not like gays have some kind of extra appendages to be utilised in homosexualing!

  • It was created as a joke like the word "Bling Bling". Homosexuals just adopted the word....unfortunately.

  • Are you kidding? A product of their environment.

  • Why can't two heterosexual men marry?

    Double the income, double the women, what more can two men want?

  • Funny you should say that, my room mate and me talk about that all the time. If it ever becomes legal in Wisconsin we will be the first two to sign up, we would just have a very open relationship :)

  • Amazing. How about heterosexual female marriages?

    And then a heterosexual male couple could marry a heterosexual female couple and become a foursome family and... wow. Possibilities are endless.

  • yaaaaaaaaay I fixed my banana. :D

  • LOL hahahaha i dont believe in gay marriage anymore now, and i am gay

  • So that is what all these republicans mean "I will not allow other people to dictate how I live!".

  • I thought u'd at least know that both parties are statist. plus when it comes to republicans u have to find the libertarians. the libertarian republicans do support legalizing gay marriage.

  • I am in no way an anarchist. But I'm also not a member of any party. And as I recall, the libertarians in the republican party don't want legalized gay marriage, because they don't want marriage to be a legal matter at all.

  • i agree

  • Better than the last one, and I gave that one 5*s.

    Keep swinging that bat!

  • good point =) lol

  • lol amazing

  • wohoo

    prostitution for the people under 18

    lol

  • Gay marriage could help to drive the price of prostitution down. As a life long black republican (I have only been black the last fifty years) I can not support this idea.

  • Answer: Heterocentrism is good for human sociobiology and gay marriage is bad for maintaining heterocentrism.

  • and yet all that still made more sense than anything I've ever heard a conservative say about anything ever.

  • Nice one

  • hahaha

  • I was gunna be mad for a second, cause Im gay, but you look it as "It doesnt effect me, why should I give a shit" kind of attitude, and I like your videos, they always make me think, and I like that. Your sarcastic attitude to so many different topics should make people think, and relax, and not care so much what other people do. Keep it up, I enjoy your vids.

  • he does give a shit, though.

    and it does affect him. he's bi (at least that's what everyone here says)

  • stormcloud is right, I do care. I cried a bit when prop 8 passed. But if I made videos directly complaining about all the things I wish weren't so, I'd be just another guy that complains. Any indirect route to getting your point across is fertile ground for creativity and cleverness, and does a good deal to keep you from taking yourself too seriously. So I talk absurdly, and hopefully, when people stop laughing, they think about what they really feel. And if not, at least they got a laugh.

  • Much better than your last video, dude. Thumbs up from me.

  • Bunch of fukin religious asshats who have to force their views at others expense. The real, day to day experience of gay people is the issue here and not some bullshit religious thought, but a lot of these people cant seem to understand they are screwing up peoples real lives in real time to force their belief (something in their head) down other peoples throats. Jesus doesn't give a shit if your gay, but narrow minded bigots do LOL!

  • the funny thing is is that those satirical arguments against gay marriage are just as logical as the serious ones...

    which only begs the question... why IS gay marriage not allowed? why would anyone want to get married anyway? just save all of that money you would otherwise spend on a frilly ceremony and use it to pay for your little bastard's college fund ;).