Comic Relief 2009 Jason Manford

[ojp1991]

tough crowd

[XxcooleyboixX]

master mind comedian with shit crowd bumer.

[Poloxinated]

What a boring crowd.

[djbcity]

Jason is class but this was a bad gig rubbish crowd tho

[ch3z62]

Jason is hilarious, the crowd is so dull.

[wiganeriam]

bloody southeners couldnt understand him haha

[no1diamondgeezer]

the crowd are dull as fuck

[Wolvesfan700]

@Real2Barca2 yeah i did a comedy set back in spetember and it went really well, im a one liner comedian



[XxXMyTeenageLifeXxX]

All I can hear after the punch line is my high pitch squeak laughing. What a bad crowd.

[Yepper307]

Yes.. bad crowd.. but he also speaks very fast.. i think that's why no-one's laughing!

[frawlesify1]

the crowd do not appreciate the genius that is in front of them!

[stupidfookinshite]

he uses that triving test sketch again in another vid a year later

[deanoeldo]

These people must just prefer Graham Norton....

[RussellXHoward]

omg, worst crowd ever, jason is such a funny bloke. love him.

[Wolvesfan700]

great set, crap audience

hope i dnt have that wen im performing in a couple of weeks

[vgdcx]

he did those jokes on live at the apollo? so maybe people already heard them? idk..i love him though, absolutely amazing.

[Icemagor]

HE TALKS REALLY FAST !

[button4boy]

@Icemagor its cos he knows the audience is shit and doesn't want an awkward silence where they don't laugh and they should. lol so he's compensating!

[simtomdec]

same he is amazing

[leedsdurkin]

he was a bit sharpish on those jokes !?!? maybe its cause the crowd was fucking shit

[buttmunky26290]

I was in stitches, the crowd are souless bastards.

[MattieG95]

Jason's class! What a bunch of miserable twats in the audience though!

[IKelloggzzz]

here, by any chance, just wonderin, did any1 notice the audience was not that good lol!

[mattsmurfy]

That was hilarious. The croud were a sack of shit though! Poor man

[danty362]

Shit crowd

[ben14cky]

Shit crowd

[sibbo8888]

he couldnt wait to get off that stage, fucking unhappy bastards

[keenypal]

Terrible crowd but he kind of rushed that one.

[steptoesaunt]

Manford is tops, funny bastard.

[steptoesaunt]

Fuck off Norton you queer little cunt,there's too many faggots like you on telly.

[NerdWhale92]

@steptoesaunt wait what??? are you serious? You're mature aren't you

[THthefirst]

he makes that "fat michael owen" joke at the start of every gig!

[HadoukevMoongoose]

get yaself some sweets, classic

[cars300sl]

shit crowd

[Eassa189]

crowd=fags

the crowd in live at the appolo lafed properly

[mattiepearson]

I haven't been in the UK for 5 years and haven't watched Comic Relief for a while, but he must have obviously come on late at night or early morning, but what a bunch of tossers. Jason is great, we catch him quite a bit down her in New Zealand and I personally rate him very highly. Keep going Jason.

[nelfriz]

@mattiepearson I live in NZ 2, i miss the English TV! Jason Manford is brilliant :) x

[nelfriz]

@nelfriz Aw cool where are you from? I'm going back to the UK in July :) x

[questcecestlepoint]

@mattiepearson LOL yeah i was trying to explain it to my irish friends and found myself saying "soo we all wear these big red noses, y'know, like clowns..."

So, just a warning, Irish people now think the English are weird. My bad...

[oo0GameOver0oo]

classic example of what happens when you invite people with depression to your party

[mattymoore17]

boring crowd

[1996alexrose]

God that crowds really feeling the Comic Relief spirit...

[sofyduk]

He is the best :L

[markillingworth1972]

theyre not a crowd for comedians.

[shadowsenzor]

Why is it such a miserable crowd no offence.

[shadowsenzor]

Makes me proud to live in Manchester. Funny, clever, witty... he should do more stand up.

[jc123456789ify]

0:33 "look at that, done a Fearn Britton, lost'a bit of weight" ... Fucking brilliant. Awful, awful crowd!

[questcecestlepoint]

@jc123456789ify OHH i thought he said "I look like fearne britton, lost a bit of weight" as in he looked like a thin version of her!! oh, ok, that makes more sense XD

[madmoody79]

the crowd is dead .. fucking dead , i laughed my ass out so hard dat i didn't use the abbreviation :D 

[Bettzy93]

shit.... this is a fucking awful crowd

[LaurenLovesTimmyTime]

If I was there, I would be the only one in that whole crowd laughing at his jokes.

[TheBenjaminhorler]

Moral: Never do anything for charity.

[calliep1]

class hes an amazing man saw him in plymouth last week and he was hillarious, what a crap audience bunch of boring bastards lol xx

[hollyrogs]

@calliep1 yeh i agree

[Dunny453]

crowd was so shit cus they weren't just there to see manford...they were just a general studio audience for the whole comic relief shit show

[donuldvan]

Worst. Crowd. Ever.

[Zdrastvooy]

@TheMrMagicMan2009 What i was thinking, Jason had to work a bit harder than he should with this boring lot!

[comeplz]

shitttest crowd they made more noise when graeme norton came on fucking fags

[TheVerdictIs]

That was class... the audience is really slow to react to the jokes?! Bizzare!

[joannaelizabeth1993]

i agree!!! such a bad crowd! i love this man

[jaykeyboy101]

he said these jokes better at live at the appollo

[sogz7]

Wow, SHIT audience

[oShaw96xx]

i love jason manford i think he is so funny that crowed is so fucked all you haters your not half of him

[SchoolGuy2]

Tough crowd and he knew it.

[TheMrSquash]

Jesus christ, the audience is shit.

[Dexduzdiz]

THIS CROWD IS SO DEAD!!!!!!

[DCFCTommY14]

Shitmacher obviously has no sense of humour and only laughs to jokes that involve anvils falling on people or slipping on banana skins.

Awful crowd.

[shitmacher]

@DCFCTommY14 crowd ok ,, only halfwits like you like this cunt . now run along little boy and go play with ya daddas balls again ,, roflmao

[DCFCTommY14]

@shitmacher Please grow up.

[Boss0nomaka]

that is one retarded crowd.

these posh people are so typical.

[Justhugh09]

@nailloz - It's not the crowd, it's HIM!! he's not funny and boring as hell, didn't laugh once at this!

[shitmacher]

this twat is just not funny ,, end of story retards

[BluTempest]

@shitmacher shut the fuck up you prick if you think hes not funny why you watchin him???

[shitmacher]

@BluTempest I DONT Watch this retard you cocksuker

[BluTempest]

@shitmacher You obviously just did you fuck up 

[shitmacher]

@BluTempest run along little boy and stop talking outa ya arse ,, i never watch this cunt ,, only muppets like you watch this halfwit,,

[CBAUSERNAME]

@shitmacher what you doing on this vid hating if you dont even like jason manford? sort your priorities out kid.

[BluTempest]

@BluTempest Hahaha you that pathetic its funny, no body gives a fuck what you think, and little boy?? bet im older than you so yeh jog on

[1994AlexJohnson]

@TheMrMagicMan2009 OMG i know i watched this live and i was think y rnt they laughing this is so funny!

[nailloz]

that crowd is cringworthy. they seem a bit thick, didnt get his jokes. what are the chances of getting a large group of numbskulls like that for your standup show

[shitmacher]

@nailloz mb its not the crowd then you halfwit

[pookeyoak]

difficult audience my thought exactly 

[MarkerzInk]

Crowds Shit, Just aload of people with there head up there arse.

[shitmacher]

@MarkerzInk nah its because manford sucks dick

[MarkerzInk]

@shitmacher NEVER. Where are you from? Just a question.

How does he suck dick. really come on. you may be a posh twat as the crowd were :)

[LilLowRider93]

@shitmacher your a cunt with no friends! clearly your the one who attempts to suck dick but gets mugged of when no one wants you crustly lips round their cock, now fuck off commenting, if you dont like it dont watch it fucking prick!

[shitmacher]

@LilLowRider93 is that the best you can think of little boy? i think you need your face fucked ,, mb you would enjoy swallowing my juice little ho?

[Jammo91]

@TheMrMagicMan2009 i was thinking the same thing!

they're shit

[shitmacher]

this cunt is only funny to idiots ,, so most of the crowd are not idiots,,

[L14M]

@shitmacher oh sorry mr bad ass. your a cunt and proberly a fat twat who sits on his arse all day watching videos and playing computer games..... faggot go get a life.

[shitmacher]

@L14M so when you sucking me off little boy?

[paddymaddison]

@shitmacher its fun to be an idiot so shut your big flubbery fanny flaps. hahahaha.

[shitmacher]

@paddymaddison  ill shut my flabbery fanny flaps when you stop sucking on em

[paddymaddison]

@shitmacher haaha milk my titties you little fleshy pooper.

[shitmacher]

@paddymaddison after you have sucked my balls and i have emptied my sack all over ya face little boy

[paddymaddison]

@shitmacher I'm 70 years old and i'd love to suck your balls. i love it when you call me little boy.

[shitmacher]

@paddymaddison ok cool , get sucking then and ill jizz down ya neck

[jadeberg123]

tough crowd i think he needs to mind fuck them like p diddy in get him to the greek

[L14M]

must be a crowd full of twats, seen that act a few times but still piss funny.

"can you put your car between that red car and blue car" i said no i cant really i dont even live there...LMFAO

[shitmacher]

@L14M you twat

[GutooLlyr]

they're probably not laughing that hard because he does the same act on every show :\ the stuff is very funny, but after watching it a few times, it gets old.

[HarryJones95]

@JOHNCONNELLPEDOGROUP kl

[HardcoreHDGamer]

Tough crowd!

Seriously, are those people in the audience even human? what the hell is wrong with there sense of humour.

[ThisCouldBeAwesome]

This is quality comedy...what the fuck is up with this crowd?!

[Rachael096]

he is like 1 of the funniest

wats up wit the crowd???

[Macman24]

lol...Well I thought it was funny. Wtf was wrong with the crowd!

[rjp28]

Very funny as always, a top comdien, he's one of the best the uk has right now, the crowd should have responded better.....

[MINIHermanator]

i lve jason manford

FACE FUCK THE CROWD THAT WILL CHEER THEM UP

[shitmacher]

@MINIHermanator ill face fuck you idiot ,, mb that will cheer you up donk?

[Silversonic11]

Crowds are normally terrible at these things. They've gone to see other acts and so the interests and sense of humour is divided about the audience. Funny guy tho.

[benicus18]

why was no1 laughing those jokes were well good!!

better crowd at the apollo

[ThisEnglishBoy]

How many northern comedians does it take to make a bunch of soulless, middle-class southerners laugh? Who cares, they're southerners. Totally wasted his time on those zombies :)

[xXMiKeX93Xx]

those people in that croud just dont have a sence of humor.. i didnt think there could be such a wank croud.. you could tell he wa expecting laughs and didnt get them then he started to speed up his act and ruin it for him.. its not like he got payed for doing that.. quality comedian.. love the guy

[DsShadowOfdecay]

why isnt anyone laughing!!!! >_<

[Spoofdeli]

That was such a shit crowd lol brilliant jokes that the people just couldn't understand :/

[etocadet]

bit of advice jason manford

use an oasis bottle

[fartsam08]

that crowd didnt even laugh wtf is their problem? Hes a fucking comic! Fucking laugh!

[shitmacher]

@misterangry2009 aww dont be bitter because i own (u) roflmao

[howdhemissthat]

@shitmacher.

Thanks for the reply man. Sorry i'm late in replying. 2 things, 1) 'Donkboy' is perhaps the gayest word i've ever heard. and 2) i'm really sorry you were abused as a child.

Peace.

[shitmacher]

@howdhemissthat so then ur a gay donk boy ,, lmfao ,, ya owned

[howdhemissthat]

@shitmacher How is that 'owned' dude? I see your intellect is as pathetic as your insults... Don't the other special kids play with you at retard school? is that why you're angry?

[shitmacher]

@howdhemissthat chill out ,, ya owned ,, take it enjoy it donkboy

[howdhemissthat]

@shitmacher Dude... stop flirting with me and just tell me what a 'donkboy' is?

[shitmacher]

@howdhemissthat ya a donkboy lmao ya also owned

[biatchd]

he's awsome :D

[shitmacher]

@misterangry2009 lmao u cocksucker u fail again ,, try again donkboy

[Gellis2009]

its the editors. i work in the industry and i have seen it countless times, they quiten the crowd in the hopes the tv audience here the comedian but its too much. You need a bit of atmosphere with a comedian.

[shitmacher]

stop blaming the crowd you fucking idiots ,, this cunt sucks cock ,, wakey wakey sheep...

[loftry]

@shitmacher this shitmacher well funny (laughing AT him). "cocksucker" ahahahaah!!

[shitmacher]

this sap  truly sucks ...

[DirEnGay]

@shitmacher Why don't you go look under the VERB part of your online fucking dictionary you pretentious piece of shit. I don't give a fuck about the argument as I've not read it but the first 10 words of the bullshit you just sprouted pretty much sums you up as being a massive twat doesn't it?

[shitmacher]

@DirEnGay if you wanna suck on ma cock just say so.. dont be shy ,, ill gag you on it if thats ur thing donk boy,, now run along and go bother ya inbred parents yea? kk

[taniahurley]

my god, what a crowd..

[shitmacher]

@misterangry2009 u didnt deny that u play with ya sister deadneck.. hahahhaha u fucking lame cunt,,

[shitmacher]

@andysido lmfao you idiot its got an E on the end ,, now you look stupid ,, roflmao

[andysido]

@shitmacher Yeah you're right ^.^

But its pretty much the same idea.

[thebill1234]

sick guy its becuase the crowds not manc

[SluzBag1993]

@shitmacher You have obviously have no background knowledge on the English language. 'Spelt' is the past present of the word 'spelled'. Also I would like to thank you for going onto every video I have commented in the past hour. Have you got a life? If you haven't already noticed, you are the only one on here that is abusing people. Also to add, you enjoy using the words 'cocksucker', 'nigga' and 'donkboy'. I'm just wondering whether you're trying to put personal experience onto other people.

[Sparten456]

@SluzBag1993 you do realise your getting trolled dont you? DONT FEED THE TROLL!

[shitmacher]

@SluzBag1993 ya wrong donkboy .. its a species of wheat , and thats a fact idiot, now run along and go bother some one else , mb try losing ya virginity? i dont think ya hand counts tho , roflmao,,,, laterzzzz donkboy

[irishmanufan]

@SluzBag1993 word of advice . the best way to annoy someone like shitmacher is to ignore him her or it .

[facepalmization]

@SluzBag1993 - 'Spelt' is the past present of the word 'spelled'

No it's not :) They are both past tense. "Spelt" is UK english, "spelled" is US english.

Other than that, completely agree :)

[SirBounder]

@facepalmization - Learn some English: 'Spelt' is an adjective, 'Spelled' is the past tense of the verb. There is NO diference between American or British English in this case.

[facepalmization]

@SirBounder - You are wrong. Look it up please. "Spelt" is also a kind of grain, but as a verb, "spelt" is the UK (and AU, most of eng speaking asia/africa etc etc) past tense form of "to spell". In american english it has been dumbed down to "spelled".

[srsr2020detdet]

@SirBounder . Your saying a man from northen England doesn't know English. What the fuck is British English? You dawk! English is English!!!

[EbsNhexz]

@srsr2020detdet Haha is this your first acquaintance of the English North/South divide? Its a mild humorous prejudice which cant be solved with logic.

[srsr2020detdet]

@EbsNhexz oh im sorry mate someone was a lil drunk when they wrote the comment you replied to.

Your a homo fag and sound like my English teacher back in school, or maybe Shakespeare, or maybe my English teacher doin Shakespeare.

[EbsNhexz]

@srsr2020detdet Ok I didn't really say anything against you, so your gay heavy retard outburst seems pretty random.

Unless your English teacher was from the north as well I wont sound fuck all like him...maybe use of vocabulary above a retard level just intimidates you.

[shitmacher]

@guinnesdog wrong again ,,, youre the fag.. the whole crowd cant be wrong,,

[shitmacher]

@connien1 wrong ,,,,,, good crowd shit comedian

[Awesomnesss101]

fucking shit crowdd,  jason manford = FUCKING LEDGEND

[shitmacher]

@Awesomnesss101 idiot

[AshVanZant]

Pmsl, he is a legend!!!

[AshVanZant]

HaHa :)

[OneBulletTwoKill]

Its a bit better on his dvd but such a funny man

[Ralph1122]

hahaha crap crowd, no laughs from them

[shitmacher]

@Ralph1122 crap comedian , no laughs from it

[misterangry2009]

@shitmacher

@shitmacher

I bet as he sits in his big house pondering back on his succesful career....he really wont give a shit what sad twats on the internet like you think. You probbaly lie in bed all day wanking.

[shitmacher]

@misterangry2009 look just because ur a dead neck dont come bleating to me cocksucker ,, i dont give a flying fuck what u think ,, and as for sitting in his big house ,, so fucking what , he still is an unfunny ugly fukwit,, no go away and go play with ur sister again moron

[shitmacher]

@misterangry2009 he sits in his big house, and you sit in ur council house donkboy claiming welfare , sounds about right ,,

[huggie28]

Hes lost weight!!

[shitmacher]

cunts not funny , cunt needs his fat head kicking in , cunt is a lame muppet

[TheCandyhoe]

I like him.don't think this was his best performance but saw him the other night and was in stitches

[rancidrancidrancid33]

jason manford really is overated. He's like a poor mans lee mack if you can imagine such a thing

[ELMcADAM]

There two completely different comedians lmao ? is lee mack not a one-liner, kind of like jimmy carr...

[rancidrancidrancid33]

meh, they're both annoying, northern and laugh at they're own jokes too much.