ROB AND KRISTEN ARE TOGETHER!?! [And I Am Marrying Taylor Swift]

[lisajay400]

duhhhhh theor getting married

[5365975]

because they better shut up

[MyAlicexd]

he is ugly

[teutza99]

@MyAlicexd you s**k.. is more beautifull than you :))

[Knightwisher2]

look your face first and then you can make video...-.-'

[TheJessica123123123]

LOL!!!!

[Glee118]

can he be silent?

[4Guitar1]

this made me laugh so hard!

[thebluespirit123]

WILL YOU GUYS JUST give it a rest???? his video was funny entertaining and true: THE TABLOIDS ARE NOT RELIABLE WE DON'T KNOW WHETHER KIRSTEN STEWART AND ROBERT PATTERSON are dating and furthermore - WE SHOULDN'T CARE!!! for one it's pathetic because the'yre actors and therefore come from a messed up world so it's just pathetic useless to look too deep at them or their true characters..... their like pirates stealing our souls with massive manipulative seduction techniques....

[TheAmethyst06]

I LOVE!!!!! This "Parody" u have created. Can u make more?

[Jennrc123]

lol

[hannahpealebff]

@webmkm well number 1 you dont have to be like that its my opinion and yes i am smart sorry your not! :)

good god ! 2 yes i am 3 duuuuh 4 ik that stupid im not blind!

[broadwayat]

Terrorism!

[boscoreli55david]

It always annoys me when people make rude comments but fail to use correct grammar and spelling.

[tjheu]

loser

[BermySexiiChic95]

LOL :40

[hannahpealebff]

1. s l o w d o w n !

2.robert pattinson is the best

3. they were together dont know about now...

4.you obviously you are not in any of those photos!

[socksuffon]

pleeeeease! speak more×2 s l o w l y!!

kristen&robert, is they has a plan of marry ?

[socksuffon]

pleeeeease! speak more×2 s l o w l y!!

[romibeorchia]

Dios Santo!! que estupido!

[Schwanenhaelschen]

hey,

you are cool and funny

its nice

[twilightdawn99]

Yer but now they not together :I I'm the biggest fan and hurt when I saw u guys sent Roger no more

[miztee29]

FIVe stars robert if you see this comment you are cool because......I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I HAVE CRIED CAUSE I HAVE NOT MET YOU BEFORE I have a lot of posters of robert!!!!!I am his number one fan eek!!!If you see this rob then go to my youtube blog and comment the video about the zombies is stupid i was eight so i LOVE YOU ROB I LOVE YOU I WANT TO MEET YOU!!!!:) :) :)

[luvluvluvtaylorswift]

You are marrying Taylor? that's is awesome! We will be related because I am marrying her bro, Austin! :)

[iluvchrishalliwell]

I think by the time these two were "together" that the whole world who had heard of Twilight totally called it. No duh the co-stars were gonna end up dating. When they're young like Rob and Kristen, no shit it's gonna happen.

I'm still waiting for Daniel Radcliffe and Bonnie Wright to go out. xD

[cowwasher39s]

sounds like you're jelous!

[dragnarok1134]

@cowwasher39s <---- ADD THIS PERSON TO THE STUPID COMMENTS.

[bublessingz]

I love the definition of "tabloid".

[coolerthanu7876]

LMAO

[BiggestTwihardEver]

Your awesome....but I actually think they are together lol. Still I love your videos :)

[Lunaour1Twilight]

I'm lol this so funny Kaleb

[TheFourOfClubs]

I thought this video was hilarious, and I TOTALLY agree. In what world can anything read in a tabloid be credible? And I loathe the way they twist phrases - something that you expressed far better than I could have. Just curious - are there any magazines that report on this type of thing that you feel you can trust? I'm not particularly interested in what they have to say on the matter at all, just in which magazines you find credible.

[TheFourOfClubs]

@ShainaBarr

Yeah, good catch. Nobody noticed. He OBVIOUSLY thought he was going to get away with that... not like they were satirical photos or anything.

If you don't get the video enough to understand the purpose of the pictures, than you shouldn't even be commenting on it.

[nadalroxxoxo41]

@ShainaBarr You obviously were born deprived of a sense of humor because those photos were supposed to be like that if you see what he's talking about in the video.. ranting about the "togetherness" of rob and kristen but you probably are just trying to find flaws in peoples videos and criticize them.Thats lame.

[SeleneStephanie]

OMG their totes 2gethr, yo! I kno this bcuz Robsten n I are like this *shows crossed fingers*. They tell me evrathing! Like, last week, they txtd me 2 let me knoe how many times they said "I <3 U" to eachother (100+ times!). Awww so sah-weet! Tee-hee!

*Gag* (Please know I'm kidding and that I don't really type like that. Thank you.)

[Galardiel1000]

I think they are together because they bought a house (Robert AND Kristen) together! And they are in love! Only a fool can't see that. An advice: stop making critics to others and live your own life. :-)

[WRBarker101]

@ShainaBarr You're obviously very uneducated and are not humored easily. It's obviousy fake, he knew it. He was joking. Tard. Why else would he being making the same awkward face in all photos? -.-

Some people just need to crawl in a hole.

[bellankristenluvr]

hahaha i love this :) and i totally agree Kaleb, i mean, honestly, the sun doesnt know anything. no tabloid does. so lets just all let the proof out here, folks. KRISTEN STEWART AND KALEB ARE TOGETHERR. not Robert Pattinson :)

[missswanlover22]

lmao. your reply comments to mean comments are funnier than your videos.

and thats saying something special. =D

[choctaw1981]

lol!!!!

[CartoonDraw]

Haha!!!

[thatgirlwhoplaysCOD]

this video is 46 and 1/2 kinds of awesome.

[acastillo1986]

OMG! if only anyone cared!!!!!!

[OracularSpectacular8]

KRISTENS A LESBIAN. stfu.

[Code9aa]

Sorry buddy, you are not Robert Pattinson so quit trying to sound like him. Just annoying!

[Rocketz998]

 Poor poor Kaleb....

[votemichaelformaniac]

Ha! I love the definition of "Tabloid!"

[Leopardstar12]

dude. kristen is pregnant. She and R-Patz told E! that the baby was his.

[EdwardsBrunetteGirl]

I love ranting Kaleb <3

[ichliebelieben]

haha good stuff lol

[tomiight]

this man is weird

[raysangel1973]

Kaleb... I thought the same thing... oooh does that mean our thoughts were... TOGETHER???

[xoMiseryBusinessxo1]

Lol dude you are hilarious.And I agree.

[makandtiashow]

lol thats funny but i had to turn my speakers down cause of ur yelling XD

the speach bubbles at the start of ur videos are funny 2

[loczek1234]

hahaha, crazy

[addicted92]

HAHA! but i actually want them 2 be together..

=P

[MizzLotte98]

lol the word "Together" scares me now.... :D

[ThePhoebePennyShow]

I have to agree The Sun does post some lame things.. And they are known for lies. Being the biggest tabloid.. But I totally believe everything I see in the tabloids. Have you ever heard the quote 'It must be true, I read it in the tabloids.' :)

[teamjacob120]

ur so creasin me at the moment (creasing- English slang for funny) innit im english

[Clovesk72209]

Okay...This is freaking great :D

[whytegirlpr]

ROFL!!!!! So true!

[Sofiiejj]

hahhahahha :D

[LucyNyuJess]

jajajajajaja



[ilovemrJB]

uhhhhhhhhh hes a bit weird and that is so put on

[surioara]

u got some acne problem:) need some help?:P

[LesLieRedHeart]

LOL!!!!! YOU R A FAST TALKER DUDE! THEY'RE TOGETHER

[x33Ax33]

they are not together , just friends. But they look very cute. THEY MUST BE TOGETHER! :D

[simscrzy]

lol Kaleb you crack me up. "oh wait. that's not kristen stewart." lol. If you get married to Taylor I want an invitation to the wedding! :)

[xxkruemelxxx]

... what's wrong with you?!

[LionheadEnt101]

Whats up with your face dude...use proactive

[MollHasThePower]

TOGETHER!!!! :D

Never laughed so much! :L

[TheMusicbabe1998]

Their not "Together," Their just trying to please the public, (Tisk, tisk)

[jrotcsuck]

you need a new face.

[ForeverBlackk]

wow, your a dick .

[deeinny821]

Tff!!!!

[bellacullen1985]

hey man u are cool!! but what when he sais we cant go at premiers together cause all the paparazzi are around?!?! have fun with this one i can't wait!!!!!!

[superminikiss]

You Are THE Best. This made me laugh so much. Thanks for that.

[MultiHalla]

...  -.-

[ValariaMoonflower]

really funny, even after 20th time watching it XD

not funny that newspapers at home (Austria) write nearly

every day some rubbish about the relationship

between kirsten and rob =(

[KYBuffygirl143]

you are funny Kaleb!

[makandtiashow]

I loved the end

Definition of a Tabloyd-Common Sense

LOL

[bambo0ucha]

God, you seriosuly raged at a tabloid quote? Oh buddy, the bus doesn't go where you live...

I'm just at a loss for words...seriosly....seriously.­..you're that big of a fanboy?

[kalebnation]

@bambo0ucha Ha! Obviously, the sarcasm bus doesn't reach your house ;)

[bambo0ucha]

@kalebnation

Sarcasm has it's value when it's directed at something worthwhile. =)

You emphasised ALOT on the Kristen and you TOGETHER part. Particullary on the "together" word

[bambo0ucha]

@kalebnation

P.S. I know it's to point out how a word can have another meaning, but i still found it too amusing

[simscrzy]

@bambo0ucha Once again. WTF?

[cidaz7]

I love Bella

[Monkonmunky]

Lol someone seems jealous of Kristen.

[xxanc27xx]

really.... u shld get a life instead of making fun of celebs. and u are soo annoying

[Starlet1125]

Your voice is more annoying than Fred's!

Oh wait, maybe on the same level...

[MajorTwilightFan15]

@ShainaBarr Lol, I hope you know those aren't supposed to look like he was REALLY with Kristen. It was a joke. That's why it made Kaleb's "stupid comments" on his site.:D

[150Lilypad]

yes you are very anoing please you should just SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!

[Nyrroc96]

XD! lol

[Daniela2578]

:D nice :D

[ShainaBarr]

Where do you look to see the "Stupid Comments"?

[vampiregirlforever13]

For all of you that think Kaleb's annoying GET A FREAKING LIFE!!!!!

[xxcrystlecityxx]

woooooooooooooooooah im under stupid comments, SERIOUSLY how many times hav u used that lame comeback? too many cuz its getin old!

[xxcrystlecityxx]

omg im likes ooo excited that im under the website "stupid comments", SERIOUSLY how many times hav u used that lame come bak? too many cuz its getting old!

[kalebnation]

@xxcrystlecityxx Don't worry, I only extend that honorary "come bak" to the stupidest comments I receive.

[xxcrystlecityxx]

@kalebnation wll i am delited to carry that honour!

[simscrzy]

@xxcrystlecityxx Okay, I would just give up. Seriously.

[KatherineM03]

@ShainaBarr Haha Okay really. Ever heard of a joke? He is not trying to say that is him and Kristin nor him and Taylor. It is joke. Gesh.

[ShainaBarr]

@KatherineM03 Yes. Yes. Yes. I know that too! Have YOU ever herd of a joke? God! I was making a joke to go along with his! God! Y'all take everything soo seriously!

[KatherineM03]

@ShainaBarr Whatever you say.

[ShainaBarr]

@KatherineM03 You Don't Believe Me?

[iluvallenandcraig]

@ShainaBarr ummm, you must have misunderstood. So let me explain: HE MEANS TO DO THAT! It's part of what makes him funny. So, the "sloppy job" is on purpose. And if you think he looks annoying and that his voice is aggravating, well, then don't watch the videos. Oh, and congrats on making onto his website :)

[ShainaBarr]

@iluvallenandcraig Yes. Yes. Yes. I know that!

[biggerjacket]

Oh gosh Kaleb I love your logic ! And we all know you wanted to be in that last picture! ;)

[XxJoBo428xX]

Good grief! People these days! Honestly, if they think you're annoying, why do they watch your videos?

[kalebnation]

@ShainaBarr congrats! You're featured on my website under "Stupid Comments". Thanks so much for your stupid comment!

[ShainaBarr]

@kalebnation Dude? Really? Well What Is The Name Of That Video? I Want To See It. I Don't Believe That You Would Really Do That! If You Don' t Then You Are Just Weak!

[xxcrystlecityxx]

oh oh oh and i find ur voice "amusing"!!!

NOT in a good way ahahaha!

n wat wud make me happy n alot of otha ppl is 4 u to "SHUT UP".

[Kalyndi08]

@xxcrystlecityxx LOLOL. I find you amusing. As as I do Most haterssss.

LOL. One question to you..What EXACTLY is the point? Lolol. By the way, you should learn proper typing and shiz. Maybe typing like this : "Z0MG. ur lyke so annyyinggg! ur soo ugly. im lyke in luv with myslf and i cant typ or do nythin. my life suuuckkss so im gunna take it out on some1 else!!!!!!!!" Lol. I'm sorry XD -Wants to RANT!!!- Actyally, I'm not sorry..

[ShainaBarr]

@xxcrystlecityxx Hey! I made the "Stupid Comments" Too! cool. and i totaly agree wit you

[simscrzy]

@xxcrystlecityxx okay, that comment doesn't even make sense. I'm serious. Baaaaaaed comeback.

[xxcrystlecityxx]

dude dats soo weird wtf seriously man, omg u and ur mum were "TOGETHER" its ther life not anyone elses now let them live it without al of this crap!!!!

[Dragon900z]

I used to read the Sun, then it started talking crap. Now I just read books, a far better use of my time.

[princess9898]

eww. this guy just looks annoying...

voice is aggravating too

[kalebnation]

@princess9898 your comment also applies to your comment.

[Juuliie95]

You're together ? What sort of horrible family secret do you have Kaleb?

HEre is a photo of us together here, and here is another photo of us together here, and here another... oh wait, that's not Kristen Stewart :)

hilarious ! i almost know it by heart xD

Very nice vid Kaleb, very nice :)

[ShainaBarr]

@Juuliie95 Lol That Is Soo Funny!

[Megalicious1216]

@Juuliie95 I think hes totally hilarious in all of his videos! He always makes me laugh and smile xD And hes even more awesome b/c he loves Twilight[:

[Karah5406]

will you marry me instead Kaleb? Please?

[skigoboys]

you are liying

[AyameVenus]

god that is so how he put it. i dont know if they are "together" or not. i dont know what to believe anymore

[Writteninmyheart]

this video is made of WIN.

I am soo subcribin` :D

[zin665]

"YES!"

[latingurl422]

lol!! hilarious!!! and ur definatly right...alot of times these tabloids twist the meaning of wat stars say to make it sound like something tht ppl want to read about instead of the boring things they were actually talking about...

[KirstieJDP]

Is this your idea of 'funny'?

[rockerD1717]

omg..u are so damn annoying..u must really crave attention..are u an only child? poor u..lmao..quit with this shit..post trailers and keep ur stupidass jokes out of em..not funny at all.

[twilightnerrd913]

I have a question, if you don't like Kaleb then why the **** are you watching his videos?! Sure You may have different opinion of Kaleb's Sense of humor, but there are people here who enjoy this guy! You Go Kaleb You know we all Love you unlike this person!!

[rockerD1717]

didnt know it was his video and if i would have i would have never gotten on it..k dumbass..love him all u want..idc..lol..geeky dumbasses who crave attention need love too i guess..lol

[BALKANSISTAS]

hahah congrats. man hhaha you and taylor hahah

[Bluemagus]

oie. this is just painful, I can't tell if you're upset about a shady tabloid, or if you made this cuz of your boner for Kirsten Stewart and don't like the idea she's dating her co-star. And that end bit about the "Together" definition. I remind you that pretty much 100% of teenagers define together as in "in a dating relationship". So it wouldn't be uncommon for Robert Pattinson to utilize the word "together" to define a relationship status which for celebrities wouldn't be out of the ordinary

[sliceandyce]

LMAO!!! AHAHAHAHAHA

[TheUnstopableGiggler]

LMAO!

[Jok3R2021]

Wow... this channel is absolutely terrible.

[annacarly13]

Your vocie sounds like the bee from bee movie.

[KirstieJDP]

Omg..it does...

[Missmolliekate1]

OMG that was Hilarious dude. The sun is rubbbbbish my dad buys it allll the time ... it's all LIES i tell you LIES! :L x

[LMAM1307]

I went trough the exact same rant.

[grandstrandL]

My sentiments exactly

[Jamtser2222]

wtf they are together get over it saddo

[shoppinsweetie2]

ur dorky but kinda funny

[HoneyMoon916]

Haha!

Great! Just freakin awesome!

[korniah]

LOSER!! lol

[gastgar]

hhahahahahahahaaaaaa define tabloid! - that one cracked me up :)

[im2nd]

haha! i loved it, yes! :)

[TheLegendaryMissBrit]

TOGTHER !!!

[BirgitCullen]

lol *zbeck*

you are so funny

i love your videos

[lyla951217]

haha "a little bit funny!" I like how your voice got all high pitch

[nessieprotectionINC]

TOGETHER!!!!!!!

[dimitrelaaaaa]

Man, this is awesome. U rock!!

[gemzz4u]

The Sun EUGH People from Liverpool (like meeee) don't read the sun :@ (google 'the sun hillsborough' if you dont know why)

[TwilightObsessedEC]

Kaleb you are so funny!

[ItsBenCracknell]

The Sun is awful. I'm English and I don't believe anything it says.

[iloveyouparamore09]

haha...you're funny. :]

[mizzonetreehillfan]

hahhahah funny but so true

[FedeFunny]

Ahahahahahaahah!!!

Great one!!!!!

[sarahbellaswan13]

Sooooo funny!! I love it!

[sarahbellaswan13]

Ha ha! I agree with monicarashmi, I was falling out of my chair laughing! But... we do need you here to tell us all these juicy details Kaleb!!!!

[edwardandbella4evr1]

THANK YOU lol. gosh just becasue efron and hudgens dated everyone thinks that rob and kristen have to date. News flash: Rob isn't Edward and Kristen isn't Bella. so no, they aren't dating 0.o team cameron ( Alec)

[aldayr3]

this guy is so stupyt

[alexis27ism]

SOOOO are they "together"? haha no really tho are they dating? what a hot couple that would make. Too bad Stephenie Meyer not only cencors her sex scenes, but makes them completely non-existent from the books. all I know is this eclipse MOVIE will be fire... I do need to know if they're together tho really... I just got into all this twilight saga and read all four books in 2 months im a little obsessed.. glad i found the twilightguy!

[alexis27ism]

so are they "together"? haha no are they dating? damn they would be a fine couple. too bad stephenie meyer doesn't only cencors her sex scenes, but they are just completely nonexistent

[superminelikesyou]

you're great when it comes to telling showbiz news. :))

[eigeia]

lmao

[brittysmilesatme]

lol.