Well there is manny things to do with abstpp watch like shagg and c how long it takes but the stop watch scene isn't the best the best would be the scene where jack grabs pantos hand and puts it on his crotch or when Gwen catches them starting to shagg but then they go back to it hehhehe
And @candymandy224 I'm pretty sure conspiring how... Sexual... Torchwood is it's something perverted like timing how long they can make out without stopping?
@drwhoandtorchwood1 i was thinking a little more along the lines of how long they can...hold out...if you get what im saying XD oh my i love those boys
sigh, I now realize that I have much more of a dirty mind than most Torchwood fans because I could think of quite a list of things to do with a stopwatch...
Torchwood is brilliant SCI-FI show with great storyline, acting and visual effects. I don't understand why it is so overlooked and underrated. It's more clever than fairytales Star Wars and Star Trek. John Barrowman, Eve Myles, Naoko Mori and others did a great gob
Part of the fun of the stopwatch scene is that you're not really sure exactly WHAT Ianto's suggesting, but he's implying that he's like to go have some....er, 'fun' with 'ol Jack. Of the fornication variety.
Also on the stopwatch from "The Torchwood Archives" (In Jack's writing):
Other Staff Issues: Ianto and I stayed back to go over case files and reorganize the safe. Internal security cameras were temporarily shut down to run diagnostic tests, so there was no monitoring of the Hub for approximately four hours - but there were no security breaches to report. Everything went very smoothly.
Upcoming Issues: Need to requisition a new stopwatch. Old one damaged while moving a desk.
the stopwatch was used in that episode as part of the "Resurrection Gauntlet" as it allowed the user about 2 minutes, with practice, to bring them back to life. Useful for enquires after people had died.
Basically, they're about to go upstairs and have sex, and I guess they're going to use the stopwatch to time things (how long/short someone lasts, etc.)
But whenever people ask John or Gareth, they just tell them to 'use their imagination.'
#3) Why is the guy crying? What did he do? Pardon me for not knowing, i just started watching Torchwood. first episode iv'e seen so far is the Children of Earth thing. lol
Other Staff issues: Ianto and I stayed back to go over the case files and reorganize the safe. Internal security cameras were temporarily shut down to run diagnostic tests, so there was no monitoring of the Hub for approximately four hours - but there were no security breaches to report. Everything went very smoothly.
Upcoming issues: Need to requisition a new stopwatch. Old one damaged while moving a desk.
I love the stopwatch scene. I've viewed the Captain's Blog on BBC America website and Jack is writing about that moment. He says that after he sent everyone home, the camera's just went off for four hours while him and Ianto did "inventory" and that somehow a desk got moved and crushed the stopwatch.
hmmmm....well you understand how Owen betrayed jack in a way? He's crying because when Owen sees Jack alive again he's happy that he's alive and still really sorry for what he did, he understood that he was wrong and he should have trusted Jack.
That's my way of looking at it but if anybody disagrees please comment i suppose there are quite a few ways of looking at it.
hehe i love it, the splott one had me nearly weeing myself (LOVE IANTO) but one thing i have quite perverse mind i do, BUT I CAN THINK OF NOTHING SEXUAL YOU COULD DO WITH A STOP WATCH EXCEPT..count how long it takes or..some kind of insertion andthats not sexy....*rambles into nothingness*
wone of tha worst chat up lines but amazing one a t that:L
number 5:O! i always cry watching itt haaa Owen crying bless...i want jack as my shoulder to cry on!...Nobody knows about Owen do theyy??...cuz we daint actually see him "die" well second time around it just went all white..so maybe a weevil saved him yuh know! i do bloody hope soo!:L
i agree that 5 is amazing, but the one thing that bothers me so much about it, right before jack and ianto kiss, it's a horrible horrible jumpshot and it makes me so angry.
i know it's geeky, but cinematography is so important, and i think they screwed up big time.
That's not the Torchwood editors; that's whoever made this YouTube video... In the actual episode, I'm pretty sure that there's a shot of one of the other team members watching them, and in the interest of maintaining focus on Jack and Ianto, the YouTube video cuts that out... I think.
But I completely agree with you about the jumpshot, it really bothers me whenever I see it.
3:15 AWWW for the next two minutes, Owen is way too cute to be a dick.
Pennsylvaniachan 4 days ago
which episode is number five~?
DarkShadowInTheNight 2 weeks ago
Nawww. Ianto is so cuteee when he eats. :')
EleventhDoctorCece 2 weeks ago
I would of said here's your fucken pizza and don't choke on it hahaha
aquariuswahine 3 weeks ago
Is that a netball hoop
aquariuswahine 3 weeks ago
Well there is manny things to do with abstpp watch like shagg and c how long it takes but the stop watch scene isn't the best the best would be the scene where jack grabs pantos hand and puts it on his crotch or when Gwen catches them starting to shagg but then they go back to it hehhehe
SmileySammieee 1 month ago
They say Jack is the biggest flirt...I gotta say, Ianto isn't too far behind...
emmyrossumfn101 1 month ago
Gareth has the best profile. I could stare at the side of his face for hours (:
TheMadMsHatter 1 month ago
Ianto is freaking adorable,
stace4leonardo 3 months ago
#4....it's True.....I do that to my dad all the time. xD xD
hossluver1994 3 months ago
yeahhhhhhhhh i mean yeah
Bishop13ify 6 months ago
what ep is 5?
plz i dont remember it thnx
WeeBecx2208 6 months ago
@WeeBecx2208 Small Worlds; about the supernatural forces in the streets of Cardiff
fan1odw 4 months ago
ahahah jacks face at 5:29
phantomsonlylove 6 months ago
I love 2! that was funny!!!!
"yeah... I mean yeah!"
MissSaxophone3 7 months ago 6
jack's so paternal...it's so cute.
4skymylove 7 months ago
what episode is no. 3 in
MultiPanda1001 7 months ago
pause 2:49. think- yessssss
pitabread12 7 months ago
5... i saw Owen crying the first time
BonnieTheVampireGirl 7 months ago
Treat
dexter2579 7 months ago
u cant spell
xlaurenANDambarx 8 months ago
She's actually carrying pizza!!
OMG i love Owen. <3
DreaSorrento 8 months ago 5
And @candymandy224 I'm pretty sure conspiring how... Sexual... Torchwood is it's something perverted like timing how long they can make out without stopping?
drwhoandtorchwood1 8 months ago
@drwhoandtorchwood1 i was thinking a little more along the lines of how long they can...hold out...if you get what im saying XD oh my i love those boys
frankiero24680 8 months ago
What episode does #5 come from?
drwhoandtorchwood1 8 months ago
@drwhoandtorchwood1 The final episode of the first series
SmithBride 8 months ago
Music free? I f***ing love you!
angrygingersteve 9 months ago 4
Am I the only one who can't think of anything to do with a stopwatch? Well, anything Captain Jack-y.
candymandy224 9 months ago
Whats no.8?
PhantomTheifKidKaito 9 months ago
@PhantomTheifKidKaito I BELIEVE its from the episode 'Cyberwoman' when Jack Owen Gwen and Tosh leave Ianto back at the hub
frankiero24680 8 months ago
What did owen do that needed forgiving?
nerdking7254 10 months ago
@nerdking7254 he killed him I think
welshwooo 9 months ago
@nerdking7254 he opened the rift a second time when jack told him not to and almost destroyed the world...whoops XD
frankiero24680 8 months ago
Tosh: We should really get her out of there
Jack: Yeeeeeeaaaaa.......I'm mean yeah *runs*
Haha xx
RedJeansVersus 1 year ago 8
@RedJeansVersus I like how Tosh seems to be kinda into it too. xD
It's seems like everyone on that team is loose with their sexuality and I love it! x3
NekoEcho13 11 months ago
i always cry at no. 5 :') so happy xx
xoxLoveToCreatexox 1 year ago
Did anyone else notice the little reference to Jack's time in Doctor Who? Innuendo squad, anyone? :D
AzraelsCarmen 1 year ago 6
That scene titled Jack's Back? What episode was that, and why did he say he forgave him?
MJ0428 1 year ago
@MJ0428 thts the last episode of season one and its because owen and the team went against him to open the rift and a few other things on top of it
lillithjayde 1 year ago
sigh, I now realize that I have much more of a dirty mind than most Torchwood fans because I could think of quite a list of things to do with a stopwatch...
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kavtoM 11 months ago
does anyone get the stopwatch scene? i never understood the references
dw7fk 1 year ago
@dw7fk That's part of the point xD
mrslovvet 1 year ago
stopwatch.. how cute
McRLuVerZ 1 year ago
awesome video thanks
mezaisme 1 year ago
It's the button on the top! XD
lijana 1 year ago
i love the scene no. 5 *-*
its so wonderfull <3
kirikuh1 1 year ago
I never really got the stopwatch thing... what can you do with a stop watch sexually?
PaulTheAberration 1 year ago
@PaulTheAberration i know right... everybody keeps going on about how legendary that scene is, and im pissed cos i dnt get it !
AveMariaSweet 1 year ago
@AveMariaSweet Think timing guys.
2sweetsunday 1 year ago
"yeah :D ... i mean yeah... :O"
Kolikokoli 1 year ago 16
what episode is #2 from
ChilltownRobot 1 year ago
@ChilltownRobot
Day One
BellaWho2580 1 year ago
9 is awesome
EquestrianGodzilla 1 year ago
ahahahahaha torchwood label on the basketball hoop
HeyTrain 1 year ago 4
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ViolaXZ 1 year ago
Lots of things you can do with a stopwatch! Ianto wants to have a snail race. I imgine Jack doesn't.
LorChan1919 2 years ago 72
@LorChan1919 deviant art??? :)
SmithBride 8 months ago
@LorChan1919 now THAT is funny
jayzner97 2 months ago
@LorChan1919 Jack whants a turtle race!
Sir0Robin 2 months ago
what episodes are they all from?
drwhotorchwoodfan 2 years ago
what episode is 4:11
sg1immortalized 2 years ago
it's S01E04 "Cyberwoman"
crosbysbitch87 2 years ago
Love the Jack/Ianto kiss <3
illegallyanonymous 2 years ago 5
of course, that's everyone's favorite :D
fantasylover42 2 years ago
I really liked the video, and agree with your moments, but can someone please explain the stopwatch moment to me?
What does the stopwatch do :S
Thanks
PinkPheonixs 2 years ago
LOL!!!! if you have to ask then you're too young to know ;)!
crosbysbitch87 2 years ago
Part of the fun of the stopwatch scene is that you're not really sure exactly WHAT Ianto's suggesting, but he's implying that he's like to go have some....er, 'fun' with 'ol Jack. Of the fornication variety.
lostserenity0 2 years ago 5
Also on the stopwatch from "The Torchwood Archives" (In Jack's writing):
Other Staff Issues: Ianto and I stayed back to go over case files and reorganize the safe. Internal security cameras were temporarily shut down to run diagnostic tests, so there was no monitoring of the Hub for approximately four hours - but there were no security breaches to report. Everything went very smoothly.
Upcoming Issues: Need to requisition a new stopwatch. Old one damaged while moving a desk.
lostserenity0 2 years ago 7
or he didn't want other people seeing....
HomeHacker2 2 years ago
the stopwatch was used in that episode as part of the "Resurrection Gauntlet" as it allowed the user about 2 minutes, with practice, to bring them back to life. Useful for enquires after people had died.
HomeHacker2 2 years ago
Splott??
I believe estate agents pronounce it "Sploww"
LOL Ianto :))
xBellatrixLestrangex 2 years ago 5
@ not12stare and xoxhartnellxox:
Ianto is suggesting he and Jack get together for some seriously fun sexytime. C'mon now--you didn't get that?? :-D
TheCatgirl6 2 years ago 5
i feel so bad for ianto in 3
he was so ignored until jack liked him :((
twilightnotthebook 2 years ago 92
@twilightnotthebook But now he gets to sleep with Jack... An honour of the highest kind :D x
LootzO 1 year ago 3
@LootzO ianto is dead//
yarden222 1 year ago
@yarden222 I am aware of that But im still living in denial :(
LootzO 1 year ago
ahahhaaaa in number 3, i thought that gwen was like screaming for the ball....turned out it was the teridactile....LOL!
xoxhartnellxox 2 years ago 7
I absolutely love the stopwatch scene. Best code ever. Jack's smile when he realises what Ianto is suggesting is just gorgeous.
Starhexed 2 years ago 8
what is ianto suggesting??? srry... i dont get the innuendo...
not12stare 2 years ago 3
yehh...i dunno either
aha someone explainnn!
thankss
xoxhartnellxox 2 years ago
@not12stare No one does, they've been asked about it in interviews, it's meant to make viewer's imaginations go wild.
adribetty2005 2 years ago
i cry every SINGLE time i watch no.5! :(
cheesecakebabz990 2 years ago 5
lol!
martha368 2 years ago
I like #5, poor Owen, it made me cry. My favs in tw are Jack,ianto,owen,tosh,gwen
rockja6868 2 years ago 5
lol i love how most people dislike gwen so much, seeing how she is the main character
but she is just so annoying
idk, i think i like ianto best, even ythough his death was ridiculous/moronic
because jack likes gwen too much to be completely likeable :P
twilightnotthebook 2 years ago 6
Gwen is my fave charector. = |
(xDDD at the video!! xx)
martha368 2 years ago
Woop Woop, great vid!
which episode was number 5 from?
CJ7023 2 years ago
#5 is from End of Days, the last ep of series 1 :)
Xyaz 2 years ago
thank you very much xx
CJ7023 2 years ago 3
good top 10! Thats series 1 only though, yeah? cos series 2's even better!
takaeyed 2 years ago
Moment five always makes me cry.
ceasexfire10x9x8 2 years ago 3
Still.Don't get the stop watch innuendo.
Can any one explain to me what that is supposed to mean?I fill really quite silly not getting it.Don't respond if you are going to be rude or nasty.
pencilsharpenner42 2 years ago
Basically, they're about to go upstairs and have sex, and I guess they're going to use the stopwatch to time things (how long/short someone lasts, etc.)
But whenever people ask John or Gareth, they just tell them to 'use their imagination.'
Haha, hope I helped!
:)
MaMia94 2 years ago
"lol the sterring wheels in my crouch"
SpazoChik 2 years ago 3
lol- the walk- legendary.
zazza101 2 years ago 4
Oh sooo sweet^^ love it!
DarkestVampireLady 2 years ago
#3) Why is the guy crying? What did he do? Pardon me for not knowing, i just started watching Torchwood. first episode iv'e seen so far is the Children of Earth thing. lol
MissHarpoMarx 2 years ago
you mean #4? he had killed Jack because they weren't allowed to open the riff (series 1 - last episode "The End of Days")
titatovernares 2 years ago
My Fav Character : Ianto ! Hes So...Cute?
So Want His job ,
XD I luv him...I hate Suzie
pwinsessemm2k7 2 years ago 5
yh thats why "they keep killing suzie"....
becuase they hate her...
My favourite character? Ianto Jones
Oh yh....
doctordavidtennant 2 years ago 3
My Fav Character is Jack and Ianto , Gwen
charlie91000 2 years ago
magic mushrooms.. ianto wtf!
doris0006 2 years ago 3
lol yh! oh i love his awkward humar
doctordavidtennant 2 years ago
lol like alice in wonder land 1 will make u big 1 will make u small and 1 will make jack appear...
now wer did i put tht 3rd piece
doris0006 2 years ago
obviously im talking about the magik mushrooms :)
doris0006 2 years ago
"I believe estate agents pronounce it "Sploe"." XD
StarWarsomania 2 years ago 6
lol 'there's lots of things you can do with a stopwatch.'
StarringHilary 2 years ago 7
Lol , What is the episode from at no.1?
pwinsessemm2k7 2 years ago
i believe it is from "They Keep Killing Suzie" in the first series.
nmegmeg 2 years ago
i believe your right...lol :)
doctordavidtennant 2 years ago
@nmegmeg Nopez ! It's the very first episode when Gwen gets to know Torchwood.
musicxmovielover 1 year ago
@pwinsessemm2k7 :no, it's not episode 7, it's the first episode when Gwen first found out about Torchwood
musicxmovielover 1 year ago
@pwinsessemm2k7 First episode ever. I can't remember the name.
TheIncredibleLilith 1 year ago
to join torchwood you would have to love running, walking and pizza.... oh and jack... obviously .... my kinda job :)
KLRackstraw 2 years ago 5
and Ianto......MY kinda job :-)
doctordavidtennant 2 years ago 3
KLRackstraw and doctordavidtennant, both of them is my kinda job....
DodgeMan567822 2 years ago
And what episode is the last clip from please
happylady999 2 years ago
'they keep killing suzie'
series 1, episode 8
04024jordon 2 years ago
what episode is the clip of owen refusing to let Tosh drive the car ?
happylady999 2 years ago
I believe it's cyberwoman. The 4th episode of season 1 if I'm right
blackbeltbarbie18 2 years ago
'cyberwoman' series 1 episode 4
04024jordon 2 years ago
reminds me why I bloody love this show!
awesomesaucealicious 2 years ago 3
From the website: (<3)
Other Staff issues: Ianto and I stayed back to go over the case files and reorganize the safe. Internal security cameras were temporarily shut down to run diagnostic tests, so there was no monitoring of the Hub for approximately four hours - but there were no security breaches to report. Everything went very smoothly.
Upcoming issues: Need to requisition a new stopwatch. Old one damaged while moving a desk.
Capt. Jack Harkness.
tekqist28 2 years ago 7
4 hours?...damn
kidxwiththechemicals 2 years ago 2
I love the stopwatch scene. I've viewed the Captain's Blog on BBC America website and Jack is writing about that moment. He says that after he sent everyone home, the camera's just went off for four hours while him and Ianto did "inventory" and that somehow a desk got moved and crushed the stopwatch.
DROSELILY 2 years ago 7
please could you tel me
what american website is it?
thanks.
carberet124 2 years ago
oh Loool. I didnt get that until i read this lol
RubyQueen123 2 years ago
love it the best bits of torchwood
aktml 2 years ago
What could two men do with a stopwatch???
someone please tell me
wiccenangel94 2 years ago 3
Very dirty things.
kensei108 2 years ago 24
perv!
they gould do all sorts like um...
like...
nope. can't think of anything.
tomathyloverblerogue 2 years ago
Honestly though, this is Torchwood. What else would Jack do with a stopwatch?
kensei108 2 years ago
A lot of very dirty things, in Jack Harkness's case
TwilightBellaForever 2 years ago 3
what bout owen... pervvin on gwen lol
doris0006 2 years ago
well i don't know much about owen, i've only watched series 2 and children of earth lol but we know enough about Jack to put 2 and 2 together
TwilightBellaForever 2 years ago
"splott" Ha ha! that one cracked me up! great vid!
94Macey94 2 years ago 4
why was owen crying
simplythebest3000 3 years ago
coz he had shot jack a few scenes before, and didnt know jack cudnt die. :)
anerlie 3 years ago
it was actully because he shot jack and activated the rift when he wasn't ment to and he almost destroyed the world.
cchimp1234 2 years ago
The splott one is the best xD
The way Burn says it xD
And Ianto says it kinda like "Yeah Your Dumb, You Cant Pronounce Words Righht, I'm Smarter than You" :D
Ok, i admit Lisa was like.. Evil (Duuh xD ) But i still really liked her. I Only hate her for hurting my poor Gareth.
xoxAlzixox 3 years ago 3
wat episode is 4:03 from? great vid by the way thx
samcamfan 3 years ago
it's the cyberwoman episode from the 1st series. think it's the 3rd episode.
thanks for the comment
nmegmeg 3 years ago
1st series episode 4 ghost machine is
3rd.
simplythebest3000 3 years ago
cyberwoman series 1 episode 4
simplythebest3000 3 years ago
yeah of course, sorry. got mixed up
nmegmeg 3 years ago
lol i do that too but why was owen crying when he saw jack
simplythebest3000 3 years ago
hmmmm....well you understand how Owen betrayed jack in a way? He's crying because when Owen sees Jack alive again he's happy that he's alive and still really sorry for what he did, he understood that he was wrong and he should have trusted Jack.
That's my way of looking at it but if anybody disagrees please comment i suppose there are quite a few ways of looking at it.
nmegmeg 3 years ago 6
That's exactly what I got from that scene.
retnavybrat 2 years ago
hehe i love it, the splott one had me nearly weeing myself (LOVE IANTO) but one thing i have quite perverse mind i do, BUT I CAN THINK OF NOTHING SEXUAL YOU COULD DO WITH A STOP WATCH EXCEPT..count how long it takes or..some kind of insertion andthats not sexy....*rambles into nothingness*
frederickbabyyeah 3 years ago
hiya, can you make one 4 gwen and owen without music? thanks
great vid!
heva1982 3 years ago
brilliant but I think the whole "jack's back" should have been number 1...but the stop watch one is funny
fasterkillpussycat2 3 years ago
the stopwatch is awesome...but supposedly this season won't have as much janto...which is awful!!!
extragirl051 3 years ago 2
I don't think I will ever get tired of the stopwatch. I've seen it a millions times and a huge grin still spreads across my face.
One13thAndAhalf 3 years ago 3
yes. but gay guys are so much better than straight ones. just look at ianto compared to owen. which one would you rather have?
TimeOfYourLife4Ever 3 years ago 7
at 3:26 you can see Ianto's dying inside
Damasksk8 3 years ago
OMG!
I lve thaa stopwatch one!:L
wone of tha worst chat up lines but amazing one a t that:L
number 5:O! i always cry watching itt haaa Owen crying bless...i want jack as my shoulder to cry on!...Nobody knows about Owen do theyy??...cuz we daint actually see him "die" well second time around it just went all white..so maybe a weevil saved him yuh know! i do bloody hope soo!:L
xxrhixbabexx 3 years ago 3
the stopwatch scene. it's amazing. they are both so hot. why is john barrowman gay? why?
TimeOfYourLife4Ever 3 years ago 2
I forgot how funny #2 was XD but yeah, love #1 ^^
OpalDragonStar 3 years ago
i agree that 5 is amazing, but the one thing that bothers me so much about it, right before jack and ianto kiss, it's a horrible horrible jumpshot and it makes me so angry.
i know it's geeky, but cinematography is so important, and i think they screwed up big time.
i do adore the scene in general though.
alisehsmoo 3 years ago 3
That's not the Torchwood editors; that's whoever made this YouTube video... In the actual episode, I'm pretty sure that there's a shot of one of the other team members watching them, and in the interest of maintaining focus on Jack and Ianto, the YouTube video cuts that out... I think.
But I completely agree with you about the jumpshot, it really bothers me whenever I see it.
verdigrisfille 3 years ago
Omg, I absolutely pmsl at #4! And I am a woman!
Kayleigh
ghostmadlittlemiss 3 years ago
Number 5 should have been 1!! love that scene makes me cry all the time!! especially Owen...
sherry1804 3 years ago
I agree with you Sherry, no 5 should have been 1. I got myself so emotional everytime I watch it.
0310Anita07 3 years ago
I love number two, Owen's the best! Too bad he 'died'
thedotter1 3 years ago 2
Woo! I am the 101th Rater of this video! Woo!
anuploader 3 years ago
i want 2 c that list
tayer4j 3 years ago
I love this, and definitely support the stopwatch one to be the best!
Gawiel 3 years ago
YAY!! go the stopwatch scene!!
=D
georgie1717 3 years ago
hahaha... stopwatches... I love that part (:
samcarterfan1 3 years ago
i think jack and gwen make a cute couple
but i think ianto and jack make an even cuter couple!
DirtyHotMe 3 years ago 4
Jack kissed Ianto O____________O
Rominiwi 3 years ago 4