If you're one of those women who like to laugh at the little things in life, then I'm afraid that you won't be laughing at mine. I'm more likely to make you groan with pleasure. I'm joking, but many's a true word is spoken in jest. You're so pretty that you've got me grinning like a Cheshire cat and you'll soon be purring like one if you come with me.
@julierulie33 try and be mature, if you don't find this funny just jog on, everybody finds different types of comedy funny. I hate Keith Lemon and Noel Fielding but I don't go watching their youtube videos just to slag off their fans. John Bishop has a fantastic ability for observational comedy, similar to Michael Mcintyre
S'true. After I got divorced after 7 years I went on a date - bleedin' terrifying it was, felt like I was 13 and so bloody clumsy and awkward. Nice one, Bish.
This fucking moron is the least funniest "comedian" I have ever seen in my life. They have now put the twat on Saturday night prime time! Are the people of England really stupid enough to watch this shit?
For all those lovers of this arse hole answer me this. Isn't EVERY joke he tells 100% predictable and not funny at all? A joke needs to be a kind of unexpected shock to work. There's virtually no decent comedians nowadays in the UK. The best is probably Jimmy Carr and the worst is this cunt.
@97popsicleS I need evidence of your actions............I will have to come and watch you shag a lesbian sheep and see how it works...... I look forward to the invite....... ;-)
Seems to me that the only people who dislike this talented comedian are either southern pufters or dead from the neck up..... And anyone who replies to this post in a negative vibe is either a gay a lezza or a sheep shagger......... So there..........!!
@hornerc1 Well I kind of worked that bit out myself thanks, but of course, I like to give someone a fair go to actually decide if I like them or not, or do you decide BEFORE you watch them?. Its not rocket science lol.
well i dislike jeremy clarkson, hence the last thing i'm going to do is type his name into youtube for one of his videos. Think about it, clown. Anyway how you could dislike is beyond me, JB is a comedy legend and perhaps you have yet to experience certain things in life and don't appreciate his acute observations.
@meyling2002 And tell me smart arse, did you decide to like Jeremy Clarkson before or after you saw him?......Someone told me he was funny hence why i typed in his name, you fool. I dislike him because I dont find him funny, you obviously do, perhaps you need to experience certain things in your life to realise how fucking bland he is and how silly your attempt at being sarcastic are. You like him great, good for you, I dont, thats all....It takes different strokes Willis.
I decided i disliked clarkson after seeing him on TV and hence therefore i would not want to type his name in on youtube! Fair enough if you haven't seen the guy before, but he is hilarious, obviously something wrong with you if you don't get it, must be a simpleton.
@meyling2002 You almost sounded reasonable in your last comment, he is funny if you enjoy that middle of the road bbc family orientated obvious crap humour, I do get it, its just crap, slow paced humour, no sharp wit, no thinking on your feet, almost as tedius as replying to you.
There are many many other more funny comedy performers than John Bishop. I don't find him funny at all, and it's got nothing to do with his accent, it's his shoddy material. Plus I think you will also find that lynus111 doesn't rate John Bishop highly either. I'm one of a great many people who don't find him funny, and viewing figures of 3 - 4 million tells me many others don't rate him either.
@harryhillstvfart so why ya typin his name in? and if uv seen it on the side thing why click on it? it clearly says "Chatting Up Women - John Bishop's Britain - BBC One " key words "John Bishops".. the clues in the name child.. i cant stand that manc fella on 8 out of 10 cats sumthin manford i think an i h8 billy conally so there fore i dont watch them simple as init
@theyardieman I couldn't agree more. It really pisses me off when people coment on somthing and say they hate it and that they've never like the comedian. WELL DON'T WATCHING THE FUCKING VIDEO! I don't Lee Evans, therefore, when i go on youtube looking for somthing to watch i don't type Lee Evans. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T WATCH IT!!!
@r1seagainst182 I agree..... i am getting bored of seeing these people saying they hate someone and then type or click there name and watch them... if you dont like it dont watch it..... i dont like a few comedians but i dont go looking for them on youtube....
Is there anyone else who thinks that John Bishop isn't funny!
Yet another useless BBC saturday night show, with a dire front man. (I include in particular Graham Norton, Anton de 'berk' and John Barrowman to name a few!)
Come on BBC let's have some quality and talent on saturday night please and justify the licence fee!
Loved John Bishops britain and loved seeing my My Dad and his girlfriend on last night, Pete Perry, calling his wife baby boo! lol He really is so funny .
Wasn't this guy in skins?? Emily's dad??
mycreativityrules 1 month ago
@mycreativityrules he was indeed
LivPaige93 1 month ago
not even scouse
MOBBDEEPQUEENSBRIDGE 1 month ago
craaaaap, get some english lessons
robglazing1 1 month ago
Hey friend(Whoops.....sounds like i an Indian) i am speaking from Liverpool.
Let me me know when you don 't understand me.
wulfrig321 1 month ago
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If you're one of those women who like to laugh at the little things in life, then I'm afraid that you won't be laughing at mine. I'm more likely to make you groan with pleasure. I'm joking, but many's a true word is spoken in jest. You're so pretty that you've got me grinning like a Cheshire cat and you'll soon be purring like one if you come with me.
zytigon 2 months ago
I want to press into John's back ;) PHWOAR~
zaitesushion 3 months ago in playlist Humor 2
I Love This Guy
Soooooooooooooooo Much
EatsRainbows15 3 months ago
Thanks for sharing this.
mealdates 3 months ago
@julierulie33 try and be mature, if you don't find this funny just jog on, everybody finds different types of comedy funny. I hate Keith Lemon and Noel Fielding but I don't go watching their youtube videos just to slag off their fans. John Bishop has a fantastic ability for observational comedy, similar to Michael Mcintyre
emjayhaych 3 months ago
WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?....NOTHING BASICALLY...YOURE ALL FOLLOWING EACH OTHER LIKE SHEEP...ALL BELIEVING THE HYPE!!!
GET WITH IT!
julierulie33 4 months ago
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0:24 KILL IT WITH FIRE!
dolliver1234 4 months ago
@kisstheshoes he's not welsh he's a scouser :)
mikelfc11 5 months ago
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GCmediacourse 6 months ago
S'true. After I got divorced after 7 years I went on a date - bleedin' terrifying it was, felt like I was 13 and so bloody clumsy and awkward. Nice one, Bish.
Sunlight70 6 months ago 2
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We have the worst stand up comedy in the world.
hippotoast 6 months ago
@hippotoast we have the best i think, the americans have the worst
scousechick87 5 months ago
@scousechick87 Well you're an idiot for thinking that.
hippotoast 5 months ago
@hippotoast
We have Lee Evans! That automatically puts us at the top!
p3rs0nan0ngrata 5 months ago
@p3rs0nan0ngrata Please run into a knife.
hippotoast 5 months ago
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@hippotoast Why don't you take your own advice mate!
789bluebear 4 months ago
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This fucking moron is the least funniest "comedian" I have ever seen in my life. They have now put the twat on Saturday night prime time! Are the people of England really stupid enough to watch this shit?
For all those lovers of this arse hole answer me this. Isn't EVERY joke he tells 100% predictable and not funny at all? A joke needs to be a kind of unexpected shock to work. There's virtually no decent comedians nowadays in the UK. The best is probably Jimmy Carr and the worst is this cunt.
GeorgeAmsterdam 6 months ago
12 blokes tried chatting up women by pressing against their back.
ilhadi 7 months ago
Offt I would ;)
vikki1992leigh 8 months ago
i am also welsh, and think he is a hero!
kisstheshoes 8 months ago
@kisstheshoes He's from Liverpool btw.
xTheLynkx 7 months ago
@97popsicleS I need evidence of your actions............I will have to come and watch you shag a lesbian sheep and see how it works...... I look forward to the invite....... ;-)
boblidok1 9 months ago
i'm not hating here-i love john bishop generally-but this just wasn't that funny for me...
picture12345678 9 months ago
@picture12345678
Trust me, it is funny because it's so true!
meyling2002 8 months ago
@picture12345678
step;
1. live for a women for more than 5 years
2. watch this again.
The1stPoster 7 months ago
Seems to me that the only people who dislike this talented comedian are either southern pufters or dead from the neck up..... And anyone who replies to this post in a negative vibe is either a gay a lezza or a sheep shagger......... So there..........!!
boblidok1 11 months ago 3
@boblidok1 I'm welsh and i find him hilarious!
frazzledazzler 10 months ago
NICE!!!!
dracomessup 11 months ago
best pick up line ever:
you: how muchh does a polar bear weigh?
girl: i dont know how much
you: enough to break the ice, hi im steve
feel free to use it whenever you like :)
kestrel1997 11 months ago
@kestrel1997 where did ye get that from? It's classic!
IfYouMustxD 10 months ago
OH GO ON THEN!!! LMAO!! :D
nottellin1988 1 year ago
@hornerc1 Well I kind of worked that bit out myself thanks, but of course, I like to give someone a fair go to actually decide if I like them or not, or do you decide BEFORE you watch them?. Its not rocket science lol.
lynus111 1 year ago
@lynus111
well i dislike jeremy clarkson, hence the last thing i'm going to do is type his name into youtube for one of his videos. Think about it, clown. Anyway how you could dislike is beyond me, JB is a comedy legend and perhaps you have yet to experience certain things in life and don't appreciate his acute observations.
meyling2002 11 months ago
@meyling2002 And tell me smart arse, did you decide to like Jeremy Clarkson before or after you saw him?......Someone told me he was funny hence why i typed in his name, you fool. I dislike him because I dont find him funny, you obviously do, perhaps you need to experience certain things in your life to realise how fucking bland he is and how silly your attempt at being sarcastic are. You like him great, good for you, I dont, thats all....It takes different strokes Willis.
lynus111 11 months ago
@lynus111
I decided i disliked clarkson after seeing him on TV and hence therefore i would not want to type his name in on youtube! Fair enough if you haven't seen the guy before, but he is hilarious, obviously something wrong with you if you don't get it, must be a simpleton.
meyling2002 11 months ago
@meyling2002 You almost sounded reasonable in your last comment, he is funny if you enjoy that middle of the road bbc family orientated obvious crap humour, I do get it, its just crap, slow paced humour, no sharp wit, no thinking on your feet, almost as tedius as replying to you.
lynus111 11 months ago
I take it harryhiilstvfart finds harry hill funnier than John Bishop get a grip on reality man is he your bum chum or summat??
TheMoogfish 1 year ago
wow i remember this show i saw this before i got in to comedians
coltmanm 1 year ago
I love this man.
only4tsc 1 year ago
the woman at 1:05 going "that happens to me!" :L
SmileyBlob 1 year ago
Guidance: Adult Humour?
Shouldn't it read...
Guidance: May contain humour...if you're lucky!
harryhillstvfart 1 year ago
There are many many other more funny comedy performers than John Bishop. I don't find him funny at all, and it's got nothing to do with his accent, it's his shoddy material. Plus I think you will also find that lynus111 doesn't rate John Bishop highly either. I'm one of a great many people who don't find him funny, and viewing figures of 3 - 4 million tells me many others don't rate him either.
harryhillstvfart 1 year ago
@harryhillstvfart so why ya typin his name in? and if uv seen it on the side thing why click on it? it clearly says "Chatting Up Women - John Bishop's Britain - BBC One " key words "John Bishops".. the clues in the name child.. i cant stand that manc fella on 8 out of 10 cats sumthin manford i think an i h8 billy conally so there fore i dont watch them simple as init
theyardieman 1 year ago
@theyardieman I couldn't agree more. It really pisses me off when people coment on somthing and say they hate it and that they've never like the comedian. WELL DON'T WATCHING THE FUCKING VIDEO! I don't Lee Evans, therefore, when i go on youtube looking for somthing to watch i don't type Lee Evans. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T WATCH IT!!!
r1seagainst182 1 year ago
@r1seagainst182 I agree..... i am getting bored of seeing these people saying they hate someone and then type or click there name and watch them... if you dont like it dont watch it..... i dont like a few comedians but i dont go looking for them on youtube....
I love this guy his funny X3
KittyKat200785 1 year ago
@harryhillstvfart If you dont like it why do you click ont he video ? seriously its fucking stupid.
knoble430 1 year ago 2
Is there anyone else who thinks that John Bishop isn't funny!
Yet another useless BBC saturday night show, with a dire front man. (I include in particular Graham Norton, Anton de 'berk' and John Barrowman to name a few!)
Come on BBC let's have some quality and talent on saturday night please and justify the licence fee!
harryhillstvfart 1 year ago
@harryhillstvfart I agree i don't find him funny at all.
lynus111 1 year ago
@harryhillstv
John Bishop is fucking hilarious.
StopStealingEggs 1 year ago
@harryhillstvfart
Nope, looks like your the only one son!! Sorry!
Ah, you must be a southerner! Sorry my fault, I didnt realise!
dazmorland 1 year ago
@harryhillstvfart i think he's funny, there's worse comedians then him believe you me.
MissDinika 1 year ago
Loved doing the show - John is such a great guy and funny too! Pete & Nikki Perry
Widgeripoo 1 year ago
Loved John Bishops britain and loved seeing my My Dad and his girlfriend on last night, Pete Perry, calling his wife baby boo! lol He really is so funny .
RockDJ40 1 year ago
Great stuff from Bishop, he has warmed up audiences for years - notably on Ross' Saturday Night chat show.
Socratease1 1 year ago
i'm on it :) watch out for me in the following week's programme whoop whoop x x x
abananarama87 1 year ago
I love John Bishop i'll defo be watching this tomorrow
rockchick900 1 year ago
good to finally see some new comedy on the bbc, not another repeat of michael mcintyres comedy roadshow or live at the apollo
lozza649 1 year ago 130
bout time we see some new comedy shows. I mean i love the old stuff obv. Nice to see freshstuff. Brilliant comedy!
Number1GamerAsh 1 year ago 76