JUST GENUFLECT

[jaknife99]

If you put the lyrics in the description I'll join and genuflect to you.



[streetspiritlive]

yeah she only has to hear your voice n she's purring furiously...

Gosh, i'm getting tired of this song, good as it is...

how many points do i get for killing you lol!

[monello198]

@streetspiritlive

more points than you can possibly imagine..

I shall change it..

;-}~

[streetspiritlive]

Easy for you to say!

You didn't have to pay the vet bill!!

Well, I had the choice of putting him down or pay...

he's happily tearing up the apartment as if nothing happened!

Hope that makes you happy as much as me,

though i just swatted him off my lap like he was a pest...

which he is!

Actually, mea culpa I pray for the demons instead Lol!!

[streetspiritlive]

Well, the cat survived his operation, cost a small fortune though! I guess the prayers went well. I'd toke you up in celebration... but oh no, he quit that supposedly... hmm come to think of it, you're no fun anymore... guess i'll have to join another religion... Not! just teasing you! i don't believe in religion, i just like you that's all!!

[monello198]

@streetspiritlive

good old cat..

mine still purrs despite her age..

it would be heresy to turn away from the one true Monello!!

lol

;-}~

[streetspiritlive]

Actually, this is one of your best songs!

Who needs religion, when we got Mikee!!

My cat is sick, but struggling along...

Say a prayer for him,

We can use all the blessings we can get.

And if you can turn water into wine, that would be even better!!!

Cheers Dear, well its Sunday, old school training and whatnot

Love, m ; ) !

[iaco4ever]

Mikee is me missed your good wine and your guitar! Nice!!*****

[streetspiritlive]

Cheers!!

Love, m ; }

[streetspiritlive]

can't believe i'm still listening to this

[saffbrat]

@streetspiritlive

i can

without faith what are we?

;-}}~

[TheMooz1949]

Great video Mikee.

This is Moomay and I lost my partnership and opened a new channel.

Please sub, eh?

Luvs,

Mooz

[damondrydes]

great song, real cool

[chirogirl67550]

You're so Cute.......and such a rascal!! Hahahahhah Loved it Mikey!!

Peace,

Yvonne

[saffbrat]

@chirogirl67550

hi Yvonne..

right on both counts

lol

mikee

;-}~

[chtiguitare]

Super

BRAVO congratulation

[monello198]

@raespencer

Welcome my little disciples ..

don't worry about the virgins i wasn't planning on sharing them, well not the female ones anyway

;-}~

[waitaniwha]

The world's equilibrium hath been upset through the vibrating influence of this most great, this new World Order. Mankind's ordered life hath been revolutionised through the agency of this unique, this wondrous System-the like of which mortal eyes have never witnessed. Immerse yourselves in the ocean of My words, that ye may unravel its secrets, and discover all the pearls of wisdom that lie hid in its depths.

[monello198]

@waitaniwha

sounds like a load of Bahá'í to me...

Follow me and i will make you pissheads of men

bless you

;-}~

[streetspiritlive]

Kill someone in your name?

I get extra points!

haven't done that yet...

not sure what the extra points mean

anyways...

just love your song

n oh yeah the mostache!

Well, gasp, i believe in you!!

[SharineONeill]

Hi Dear, would you please kindly attend our womenschoir at next sunday morning church. We would love to sing your song with you. lol.

Great one! All the stars to you - Love and Light - Sharine

[MarkH901]

This was the first video I saw of yours Mikee and the one that provoked me to subscribe! It's a classic!!!

[MarkH901]

....skip the semtex belt...classic!

[streetspiritlive]

Holy Shit!

We kids survived on Marmite

that awful stuff!

n we're French and Native!

it wasn't easy, we prefer real food,

But we're still here because of it....

n i'm so happy to see mikee survived too!

Cheers!!

...bless us!!! ; )

[connordaniel23]

You're actually writing a song about Jade

Goody???? What's DILLIGAF?

Is it like Marmite or something......?

I'll tell my dad about watching

Beer Stoned Again too :-))

[monello198]

DILLIGAF???

ha ha

google it...

have fun Connor...

life stretches ahead of you...

enjoy it...

;-}~

[connordaniel23]

Cheers Mikee.......

Hope they don't come across your Channel either!! LoL

[monello198]

you have no idea the sort of comments and private messages i get... try writing a song about Jade Goody and sit back and wait for the love to arrive... lol i am certainly marmite, love it or hate it .. DILLIGAF please for the sake of my future freedom check with your parents before engaging an old drunk in banter.. you have talent... Really, go for it!! I suggest your dad, not you.. Watch.. BEER STONED AGAIN

[connordaniel23]

Brilliant lyrics......

You're hilarious :-)) Lol

[monello198]

thank you Connor...

never confuse an ability to strum a guitar when you drunk and taking the piss with talent..

mikee

;-}~

ps .. are you certain your teacher don't watch youtube after 16:00?

[waitaniwha]

Theres a gang of devils wearing numbered black shirts and shorts about to beat the crap out of a bunch of very worried englishman tonight just for your pleasure Mikee. Enjoy! hehe

[monello198]

Now, all you have done here is to engage the full force of my new religion behind our "brave" lads..

And as long as i don't drink too much in "church" !!!

;-}~

[waitaniwha]

Looks like He's on our side, lol, at least til next weekend when we meet the cheats. (french)

[monello198]

Cheats?

Surely you dont mean our cousins the French?

;-}~

[waitaniwha]

So you're related.......?

[chirogirl67550]

You're funny...I like your lyrical Edge. I sure would like to meet you one day...we're coming over to UK next year I think...gonna look you up--you sure are a character....A Cool One!! Loved the song.

Peace,

Yvonne and Bob

Ava,Illinois

Obamaland

[streetspiritlive]

...more like swearing under my breath

than screaming around the house...

and the cat gets to live...

though he seems bloody useless at times like this...

but you get the gist of it...

i hope i still get the discounts...

you can have the virgins...

i prefer men with experience! ; )

[streetspiritlive]

well, fruit flies invaded my kitchen

been killing them by the dozens for days...

everytime i bat one of them

i invoke your blessed name...

surly this'll get me some small discount

on icons and relics!? ; )

[monello198]

let me see if i understand this correctly....

you interpret my teaching to mean that you should run round your house screaming my name at the top of your voice and killing all that moves?

Like it !!!

Guaranteed 20% discount and a couple of choice virgins reserved in your name

;-}~

[almassweetcookiejar]

Cheers ...good idea you have here !!!

[boogpatton]

Hey, if I joined your hymn could be Dueling Banjos :)

[mo4forum]

It's so lovely in here! You don't have to make sense because mon is fucking drunk! :D

[monello198]

bless you my son

;-}~

[mo4forum]

I'll dis your faith mon!!! @mon

[baldyholly79]

Now that is a very well thought out Gospel my friend. Kevin Keegans out now, you are the new Geordie messiah.

[monello198]

oh my god..............

Geordies want to crucify me now!!!

;-}~

Ps

At least there is a fair chance of you guys playing Leeds again next season

One way or another ??

[baldyholly79]

@monello198 Well, all i can say is Newcastle are still getting 42 thousand in the Championship, more than Sunderland in the Premiership lol

[monello198]

@baldyholly@youtube@cyb erspace@somewherNorthofWatford­t@gaggingToBeBackInThePremires­hip@Engl and@3rdRockfromthesun@outerSpi­ ralArm@ThirtyThousandLightYear sFromGalacticCentralPoint

I'm Spurs and we finally broke into the top 20...

;-}}~

[monello198]

ps...........

Bless you

;-}~

[roadbiketraveller]

An icon for your Altar?

How about a silver boat?

:)

.x.

[monello198]

a boat should fly...

silver is to heavy...

i'll settle for aluminium....

;-}~

[boogpatton]

Mikee! ... you have no symbol to put over the altar .... forget crosses, pentagrams etc ... I'm thinking a really nice set of boobs with a glass of wine in-between! ;)

[monello198]

i don't for one second doubt that is what you are thinkng of...

get a life.......

get a religion..........

get me!!!

;-}~

ps.. trust me.. the possession great pair of tits might not guarentee a seat on the right side...

but i can certainly offer a pillow on the right side....

;-}~

[tps607]

Honors for this video (1)

#86 - Most Discussed (This Month) - Music - United Kingdom

(advert invoice in the post)

[monello198]

ha ha ha ..

from the nation that believes in Jesus, Elvis and carrying a big stick...

;-}~

[tps607]

...and so much more...and less...

[monello198]

brochure and direct debit form in post

;-}~

[Tadek59]

The amazing and funny song !

You are awesome man :-)

5*****

[monello198]

Dear friend Taked..

i am serious...

if one of your countrymen can get to lead one of the worlds great religions then there is a chance for me..

;-}~

[monello198]

brochure and direct debit form in post

;-}~

[TINMANschannel]

glad to see monellism still going strong

just how much is the bishop's hat going for LOL Alan

[monello198]

monellism is just getting a hold...

in 600 years time the faithful will be drinking till they explode in public places in my name...

You want to be a Bishop?

i can go with that..

although the jobtitle will be Satrap

brochure and direct debit form in post

;-}~

[TINMANschannel]

I dont want much just to be governor of a province that has pubs where i can have a smoke ,and i can put evil to the sword,

Alan

[monello198]

ha ha ..

you googled satrap!!

the best i can offer is (percentage agreeable) north of Carsile..

interested?

;-}~

[TINMANschannel]

I hold a master degree in satrap and also i am a connoisseur in beer drinking,if im standing thats cool, if not who cares,,LOL

I was thinking more like france,i would get rid of the populus and start again,,,LOL ,,Alan

[monello198]

the problem of getting rid of the Frech is that the Scots would just move up a step on the tosser scale,...

could you live with that on you concience?

;-}~

[TINMANschannel]

yeah i could live with that on my concience,

keeps the scots one above the English,lol surprised at you Mikee left youself open like that,, this god thing is diverting your attention ,,lol

[monello198]

ha...

it was late i was drinking..

i let my guard down..

lol

[Toracube]

I think this is your best song Mikee. Easy to be cynical, but, I follow every religion devoutly and believe in every one. They give so much to humanity and our well being. They all give me that special sense of meaning that I wouldn't have otherwise.. But their slight contradictions can be a bit confusing to those not as fickle as I am.

[monello198]

you're right...

it is easy to be cynical...

and i know i do it in spades...

But the only reason that cynicism is so easy is the hypocritical crap expunged by organized religion..

I BELIEVE...

I believe that the worse atrocities committed upon us helpless, needy humans has always been committed upon us by smart bastards that play upon our superstition and loneliness for their own pathetic gratification...

Whereas Monellism...

well...No bad bits...

;-}~

Smile and join/pay me

[Toracube]

I agree. I am already a member of the Toracubist faith. They believe that all donations should be given to the most needy in society. I qualify. So here you are Andy... Why, thanks very much. I will spend it wisely on junk food. The best parts of Monellistic faith will now be stolen and adapted, thus increasing my congregation, forthwith. For which I will take the undue credit. Praise his name!!!!!

[monello198]

Bugger !!

Looks like we will have to have an ecumenical meet in the pub sooner or later..

perhaps we could bring a few suplicant along to pay for the beer?

;-}~

[Toracube]

LOL. Sounds like it will have to be a big pub.

[monello198]

I know a good large pub..

A great view is afforded of the surrounding area..

we can sit comfortable n the terrace and discuss deep philosophical matters whilst our acolytes beat the shit out of each other in the carpark

oh I do so love a good martyr..

Your round I believe..

;-}~

[Toracube]

If I ever goto a pub with you, remind me to only bring £10 and to leave my credit cards at home, out of harms way. I don't drink. I think I am the only one out there that doesn't.

[monello198]

I remember you dont drink..

I also remember at the Tims park day you brought red wine

It is important to remember to bring the sacraments when meeting your master

I never forget

bless you

;-}~

[Toracube]

lol Actually everyone is my Master. I stole that bit from Ghandi.

That is how I keep my inner peace in a state of continuous zen, unattainable to most members of the public. Members of Toracubism go 'Hail Tora !' in unison.

[monello198]

brochure and direct debit form in post

;-}~

[ronb15]

Keep coming back lol.. Great stuff man

[monello198]

bless you my son..

i shall be auctioning off certain important posts within monellism soon...

Shall i put you down for a bishop's post?

very reasonable rates...

;-}~

[ronb15]

Do indeed... Better jump on the bandwagon before it gets so big I cant afford the post ! lol

[monello198]

give me a ball park that you can afford?

i shall reserve a smart sounding post for you...

upon receipt of the check (after it's cleared obviously)..

0;-}~

[gherkamum]

Great little song

Terry !!!!

[monello198]

Thanks Terry..

actually it's a great little religion...

jump on the bandwagon early...

send your check now!!!

you know it makes sense!!!

;-}~

[ronb15]

Ill decide when i see the brochure ! LOL

[monello198]

have you no faith !!!

[monello198]

just send the cheque...

i'll tell you what you want to hear later...

;-}~

[ronb15]

This is so funny man, i love it.. the theme also appeals to me.. ill defo be a disciple mikee ! lol

[monello198]

Thank you dear boy for joining the true faith of Monellism...

Particularly on a Monday!

Lol

Bless you

Mikee

;-}~

[LanangYogya]

Oww I'm blessed! :))))))

[monello198]

you truly are

mike;-}~

[monello198]

Do you wish discuss purchasing the franchise east of suez?

get in at the top...

you know it makes sense!!

;-}~

[monello198]

brochure and direct debit form in post

;-}~

[streetspiritlive]

i got no religion

no need for fault

we do the best we can!

no need for forgiveness either...

it's some ole sing n song

make it up as you go along...

n bless me when i buy you a beer or two!!

just as stubborn as you are only more!!!

Love, m ; )

[monello198]

I BLESS YOU..

;-}~

[monello198]

brochure and direct debit form in post

;-}~

[streetspiritlive]

True!!!

i said mea culpa

accordin to all the former religions...

you're supposed to forgive me!

Believe in you!

but i guess you have different rules

as you go along!

Buy you a beer if that'll help!!! ; )

[monello198]

this is not a former religion...

Monello say: if you're at fault you deal with it..

If you need forgiveness..

forgive yourself because it is you that you that need forgiveness

in fact.. have a beer and you won't care about forgivness...

;-}~

I've got my own problems..

[streetspiritlive]

"have you ever thought of running for Prime Minister"

"no, but i've often thought of running the fucker over!!"

...i really meant it!

(not that i would actually do that!)

mea culpa!!!

[monello198]

Peugeots are quite unobtrusive and reasonable solid..

Could be a good point of sale.

;-}~

[US4Nous4]

Funny!

Claude

[monello198]

Thanks

Mikee

;-}~

[baldyholly79]

Have you ever thought of running for Prime Mininster.

[monello198]

no but i've often thought of running the f**ker over !!

;-}~

[monello198]

brochure and direct debit form in post

;-}~

[mindovermatter2009]

Hail Mikey! It is a good idea ...and tax free!!! lol. love ya mikey!!!

Lisa~xxxx

[monello198]

thanks Lisa.. and thanks for watching the Rythmn video on Vimeo...

of course i have to have some money before i don't pay tax...

lol

mikee

;-}~

[iaco4ever]

Health Mikee!!! I leave you an instant and I find again you preaching!! :-) Mikees pass centuries but the principles they stay..... Compliment Mikee are always a great narrator!!5555555555 * thing you drink?

[monello198]

Pino mt friend, thank you for your beautiful comments

mikee

;-}~

[blokebroadcasting]

I think your next song should be about the BNP...just a suggestion :)

[streetspiritlive]

tps607,

latest song you did very lovely very,

n lovely video too,

n i know many really need to be reminded...

not one of them,

so tired of the bloody Crusades i am!

Time for a drink a toast to the ones we love,

nothing else...

but that's just me,

Cheers!!!

[tps607]

Time for the Knights of the Pub Table gathered for a Crusade....

[streetspiritlive]

25%!?

the priest when he stopped by our house was only asking 10%...

mind you that was of our total income,

not just a bit from the lottery

assuming one won lol!

[TINMANschannel]

just thought i would press these stars again ,before i check the lottery,lol

[monello198]

as your deity of choice don't forget my 25%

0;-}~

[streetspiritlive]

...sounds like an image Monello would invoke and did actually,

what with the first line in your song and your mutterings about not being on Tim's list Yet...

gotta give credit where credit is due

and it isn't Coleridge lol!

[TheJessicaScott]

This is wrong!!

but it is funny

JS

[monello198]

WRONG?

How can I be wrong?

it's my own religion..

but it is funny....

0;-}~

[monello198]

5 out of 6 ain't bad...

;-}~

[monello198]

5/ no unemployment? Easy.. take the money wasted on banks and car manufacturers.. give it to the unemployed and redefine them as. RELAXED

6/ Decent government??? Lol.. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..... YOU voted for em.. if you dont like em.. KILL EM!!

0;-}~

[monello198]

1/ world peace.. ok.. might just involve a tad bit of genocide.. Good Night America..

2/ the end to hunger Ill get back to you on this one

3/ child abuse.. choke the f**kers on their own severed genitalia .. hey I never said it was a merciful religion

4/ no war.. thought wed covered this? Actually I believe that war gives civilisation a certain.. edge.. and is better than condoms for population control..

[streetspiritlive]

when i was little i was sent to church every Sunday...against my will.

i'm happy to say i return to Mikee's church very willingly at least once a week!

i suppose i find something attractive about muttering monks lol!

This is awfully good you know,

Thank You Mikee!

[monello198]

Muttering Monks?

sounds like an image Coleridge would have invoked..

lol

thank you..

spread the word

mikee

;-}~

[monello198]

ps.. i love the Dick Van Dyke attempt at Cockney..

Lord luv a duck...

god bless you Mary Poppins........

lol

Mikee

;-}~

[monello198]

See...

i cured your flu!!

Bless you

0;-}~

[waitaniwha]

Beer works but not as well as acid if you want to be the real top guy.........now I know where you were, on a trip. Was it a bender, or what? Did ya see HIM lol Is it your mission to rule the world(or just uchoob)? Is there an anti-Mikee?

[monello198]

Dear boy..

thank you for joining the congregation...

i was shown the world from a mountain top..

and i thought....

why not?

so.. spread the word..

my word..

Monellism

you know it makes sense..

0;-}~

[TheJessicaScott]

These virgins

It doesnt actually say the have to female does it?

JS

[TheJessicaScott]

no it doesn't.

SJ

[monello198]

i'll take it read though..

0;-}~

[alexandraxxxxxx]

lovely to have you back ...sorry I missed this I wasnt here...x

[monello198]

Hi alex..

thanks for the nice comment..

i wasn't here either

mikee

;-}~

[alexandraxxxxxx]

you being sarky ..I havent commented yet. on vid......Im being naughty and nipping on here quick ...Im at work ....LOL ive missed ya ...!!!!!

[monello198]

good to hear from you..

;-}~

[TheTwinsofEvil]

Amen

[decktwo]

nice wine , is that a j45

[monello198]

yes ..

and..

yes..

bless you

;-}~

[acdcs500]

great stuff monello chers man *****

[monello198]

you don't need to thank me.. it's what i do

;-}~

[roadbiketraveller]

Kettle's on for tea Mon,

turn it into a Chateau Lafitte Rothschild would you - if you're not too busy??

If time's pressing M & S sparkling pinot grigio will do.x.

[monello198]

if you believe..

then any miracle is possible...

x x

[boogpatton]

I'm guessing your sacraments are good wine, whiskey and certain herbs ;)

Cheers,

Boog

[monello198]

Might be..

Dont pre-empt the choice of sacraments..

0;-}~ (note appended halo)

Lol

[grizzledwoebegones]

You need a sacrament song :) ... I think certain N.A. aboriginals use peyote ;)

[monello198]

they did indeed..

and they made Carlos Castanda look like the total twat that he is

lol

;-}~

however i do have a sacrament song...

BEER

[boogpatton]

Carlos Castaneda ... now there's a blast from the past :) ...

Beer works :)

[monello198]

he was a total w**ker..

on a good day..

;-}~

[monello198]

brochure and direct debit form in post

;-}~

[LanangYogya]

Wooohooo nice song my drunken saint :D (and the angels sing together : "Oh beer is wonderful, beer is great...") :))))

[monello198]

Why thank you dear boy...

Immediate conversation is not essential, however as a novice you will be required to down at least one beer in my name every Monday (Monelloday)

Bless you

;-}~

[mo4forum]

my mom taught me obedience so u can go fuck urself mon

awesome vid tho lol

[monello198]

Constant and irritating use of the awesome word will lead to instant excommunication, and a cessation of chocolate rations

;-}~

[mo4forum]

doesnt bother u because u love me and u know it too! lol

[monello198]

brochure and direct debit form in post

;-}~

[Tadek59]

The fantastic and strong song !

Awesome job Mikee !

Lol !

5*****

[HellbillyRon]

very well thought out...

i've been thinkin' of this myself...

i believe in me too! lol

[monello198]

f**k you, you blaspheming heretic !!

i believed in me first!!

lol

;-}~

[HellbillyRon]

...bless me father for i have sinned...lol

[monello198]

ok..

well...

consider yourself blessed.

;-}~

[monello198]

brochure and direct debit form in post

;-}~

[blokebroadcasting]

A masterclass in satirical songwriting :))

[monello198]

Now that is just really nice of you Tim....

What do you want?

;-}~

[blokebroadcasting]

Nothing...I'm being sincere for once :))))

[monello198]

Then i thank you and grant you the right to spread the Word

;-}~

[monello198]

you know mate giving master classes dosen't pay all that well..

;-}~

[monello198]

brochure and direct debit form in post

;-}~

[monello198]

"A masterclass in satirical songwriting"

"a new religion"

"the only true way"

and not a bloody mention on Tim's week?

might as well nail myself to a tree!!

mutter.. mutter..

0;-}~

[wenarto]

you are copying me by singing while drinking wine? 5 stars, it is great to go with the flow.

[monello198]

ha ha

normally i finish my song with a glass of wine..

looks like someone has never made it to the end of one of my videos??

lol

;-}~

[wenarto]

i am NOT going to lie, I have ADD desease and I cannot concentrate well, and after 4 minutes, I just read the lyrics to finish. If you notice my video, everything average 2 minutes

[monello198]

Well, you are the first person so far to excuse themselves from watching my videos on health grounds!!

Perhaps you should treat my overlong songs as a chocolate cake...

to large to consume in one sitting but impossible not to return and completely devour completely..

lol

;-}~

[wenarto]

and i hate chocolate

[monello198]

How about a nice victoria sponge cake?

[monello198]

brochure and direct debit form in post

;-}~

[sherrywine1941]

Mikee..I'd bow down to you, but hurt my knee so sorry, just can't do. So where do I send the check to join your holy thingy ? LOL Hugs, Sherry

[monello198]

Thank you dear..

don't worry about the bow, that's not importanr...

but the cheque is.. just to cover a few basic expenses you understand..

;-}~

[HermanHanauer]

Well thanks for your blessings.sending you lots of happy beers from my mind.---

Thanks for this beautiful happy song Mike.

Thanks Julia for sharing.

[monello198]

Thanks Herman beers and belief are very importanrt..

and thank you Julia for spreading the word..

;-}~

[Nosillla]

You're pretty much a badass. Stay unique.

[monello198]

thank you, i shall prey for you

;-}~

[monello198]

brochure and direct debit form in post

;-}~

[Toracube]

I'd join that church. Great song! Dad was a Methodist preacher so I have rebelled a bit. The devil... Agree about the semtex belt and the Grass!!! LOL