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  • funny how stupid he acts and saying those words makes you a real american from united states ;) thanks for offending the arabs ;) now go and get your passport

  • Khamalaalalaaaaaaaa = WAAAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUPP !?

  • watching from kuwait xD!!! memekhamala! khamala! LOLOL

  • all about capitalism?

    i'd say capitalist imperialism

  • America is only interested in resources, take for example North Korea, they said fuck everyone were going to build nukes and they did. Why didn't America wage war? Because N.Korea has fuck all! Now it's Libyas turn, oil and water! Syria is to distract, next it's possibly Iran.

  • @GreezMode your right about iran

  • Retard

  • damn. if you don't like Mencia don't look at any of his vids. it's as easy as that.

  • the only reason the USA invaded for their Oil and to make bases

  • @1roiboi HA! Yeah to bad in in June of 2001 we received 4.4% of all US oil consumption from Iraq through the food for oil program now........it's 2.8% sooooo your war for oil argument is completely blown out of the water.

  • Ahmed doesn't have a "kh" sound in it :/

  • @lechelove I think he was meaning achmed

  • @ctackett6407 There is no such name as "achmed" in arabic just to leave that out

  • AMERICA'S EXCUSE TO BE IN IRAQ IS THAT THEY ARE HELPING THE COUNTRY FROM WAR. SOMALIA IS AT WAR WHY DON'T THEY HELP SOMALIA - BECAUSE SOMALIA DOESN'T HAVE ANY FUKING OIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • What is this monkey doing?

  • who the fuck reads those big comments. idk who the fuck reads mine pfff idk

  • GOOD QUESTION! Why the hell is America in Iraq??

  • "Why is America in Iraq?"

    I think the better question is "Why is Mencia in comedy?"

    Watching his stand-up is about as entertaining as watching the weather channel in a foreign language.

    I get more laughs watching Friends. Yes, FRIENDS!

    Now that's sad.

  • So pathetic he is. He think by making this kind of jokes the white America will praise him for being patriotic. But he is just making a big fool of himself

  • i find this incredibly sad. i am the american that is in no mood to build a mcdonalds anywhere in the middle east. learn from the past, pushing western "values" onto the east isn't the way to go.

  • ramakhamala,,,khamala

  • this guy is wack .pleas he forgot where his ant sisters migrated from ,an wtf his race represents gangs violence drugs walfare prostitution theres more killing on the border than anywhere .he probally perpatrates his own race wearn all tht red .fucken buster. talkin bout beer in holly land. wtf coward go find ur dady you basterd.

  • @pakilodi I doubt he has a "race", most Central American people are mixed race, "latino" is not a race.

  • not funny, true comedians make jokes about shit that is true and something everyone can relate. his racists jokes would be funny if he didnt sound so steriotypical.

  • @deechpedo: You want to know why people like him aren't affected by it? We're too used to death, violence, war, sex, crime, anything with a negative influence. It's habituation, that is, we are exposed to this crap so often, we aren't affected by it at all. People going through the holocaust museum come out bawling. I know I wouldn't. I'm too used to this. You see over 1,000,000 deaths on TV before you're 13. We see too much of this damn stuff we don't even think about it anymore. "Tor

  • I used to like watching Mencia but now he's boring me with the same crap, the same retarded voice, it's getting pretty annoying now, better come out with something new.

  • wtf is this shit he's not even funny

  • this guy has like some kinda opinion-superiority issue and looks down on other ppl's opinions...ive noticed lol

  • @unphazed123

    yup. he also never really grills his own kind as well.

    anyways, his 15 minutes of fame is done.

    r.i.p mencia comedey career

  • lol im from kuwait

  • america is keeping soldiers in iraq for 20 more years, their oil contract there is also for 20 years.

  • @tejhim lol, america will be completely out of iraq in a couple months...nice try

  • America is in Iraq for oil... thats an invasion...

  • @After0522

    It was personal for the Bush family to destroy the Husseins.

    Because the Husseins tried to kill their father.

    9/11 was smoke and mirrors courtesy of Israel/ jews.

  • i hear a lot of people talking shit...this is the reason why the world is so fuck up. every where in the world there is good and bad. there are good mexican and there and bad mexican there and good arabs and bad arabs there are good white people and there is bad white people.... there a re good balck people and bad black people ect... when is this all going to end?

  • i know arabic and that part about middle east sounded really stupid ... plus , the fuck people think in US ? you really think arabs live in deserts and ride camels all day ? mother fuckers better know there are more life and lights on the street after midnight in in where i've been in middle east cities than lots of europe cities and better fast food than your MCdonalds /kfc not mentioning we have local and germany beer brands tastes better than your fuckin budwiser biatch ! >:D

  • @Seiferzed i think you got it wrong..i don't think he was trying to say that the middle east people are stupid.and i don't think the people in the usa think arabs live in the deserts and rid camels all day. its just part of your culture..and you should embrace that. its like the mexican they talk about mexican with the big mexican hat and mustache.. and them talking english in this mexican funny way..not all the mexican are like that...and how they only clean house and the how the asians .

  • @Seiferzed i think you got it wrong..i don't think he was trying to say that the middle east people are stupid and i don't think the people in the usa think arabs live in the deserts and rid camels all day. its just part of your culture and you should embrace that. its like the mexican they talk about mexican with the big mexican hat and mustache.. and the fuuny way they talk english and the asians how they talk and they all know karate there eyes..suff like that.. every one getspick-on:(

  • @Seiferzed you obviously cant take a joke -.-

  • remember the budweiser frogs? well they could do the same thing with camel spiders lol

  • This isn't racist but isn't funny

  • America went intoo iraq for the Oil.

  • Ofcourse this son of a bitch finds it easy to make fun of the war, because he's not the one getting affected by it. How can you live with ur fucking selves making fun of the death of hundrends of thousands, if not millions, of innocent people. Do any of you even know how it is in Iraq. Just imagine being fucking 5 years old and having your whole fucking family abused and killed for no fucking reason. Just imagine living your whole fucking life in fear of getting killed any second. Fuck this shit

  • @deechpedo pro tip: dont over think jokes..

  • @MrNarcko

    I have a pro tip for you: It's not a joke if it aint funny.

  • who's we? WETBACK YOU'RE NOT EVEN AMERICAN. MEXICAN FUCK FACE...

  • @buttonpusher2010 racist fat yank cunt

  • @buttonpusher2010 his real name is ned and he is german you damn racist

  • hes say his joke with arrogence and people clapping like its fine then complian why all the jobs are going to forign countries next all the jobs will go to the middle east and americans will still be blaiming illegal immigrants fucken idiots..

  • we didn't exterminate the indians as people think we did, we killed some with guns and most of them their immune system was weak and our petty diseases wiped em out, wether that was intentional or not is debatable But on the other note Terrorism didn't only happen in America. In Europe they preach on the news to have less Islam in their country! I'm not saying im for the war but the world feels threatened by terrorism, and with great power comes responsibility

  • I like hes part about the native americans and capitalism but that bit about the arabs and advert was a bit too racists, i like him as a comedy but i think it was just share igorance

  • The man this tells the truth

  • OoooooH!

    Nailed with the turkey.

  • HAHA is this funny, so soldiers are dying for walmart, haha

  • @jeans604 might not be funny but its fucking true

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  • Funny stuff but not (accurate) ...We are their because Bush JR. Got but hurt when sadom tried to kill his daddy. He wanted revenge and used the U.N charted against Iraq from the first gulf war as the reason why. Iraq was in violation of the order, but after 911 Bush Jr seized the moment and invaded Iraq. Thus the real reason again was the to Sadom for almost taking out Bush SR. That is the truth, why we are still there is simple we could not leave that part of the world un-secure.

  • Funny stuff but not (accurate) ...We are their because Bush JR. Got but hurt when sadom tried to kill his daddy. He wanted revenge and used the U.N charted against Iraq from the first gulf war as the reason why. Iraq was in violation of the order, but after 911 Bush Jr seized the moment and invaded Iraq. Thus the real reason again was the kill Sadom for almost taking out Bush SR. That is the truth

  • this is so funny but sad at the same time.

  • There were Americans who killed indians, but also indians who killed americans. Its not like "America" killed them. Actually, many Americans respected the native americans' way of life very much.

  • @aaa333ify Now they do but back then they killed them if they refused to sign treaties and leave their land most of the time. Custard was a butcher, Little Big Horn, Trail of tears, The slaughter by General Fremont (of thousands of natives) so the land could be taken by settlers; in California, Oregon, ans Washington. The rouge in Southern Oregon (all but wiped out), forced to jump to their deaths from top of a hill called Table rock.

  • @aaa333ify I wonder if the Natives would have given the pilgrims a donkey for thanksgiving? Would that mean we would all get a piece of ass that day; instead of turkey? Well they took that from the native women any way!

  • @aaa333ify Did you read that in your high school history class?

  • fuck him

  • this douche steals jokes

  • He could be right on the reason but he isn't right on the outcome. Those countries won't give into capatalism, we can't win whatever it is we are trying to win. No one is on our side anymore

  • The American troops have already pulled out of Iraq, achieving nil(besides giving Al- Qaeda a new base). They will soon pull out of Afghanistan as well. Kinda puts this old video into perspective huh. Americans went from yee-haw, to... maybe were better off protecting our own boarders.

  • Nobody listen to what 99Osen says. He thinks hes a video game character, watches pokemon, and on his favorites list he has a bunch of cartoon pr0n. Miserable life he lives.

  • amusing your white masters you fucking latino slave! u r not an american u r a fucking Mexican so dont u ever forget where u come from boy.

  • @rkhjd fuck yes, he better

  • @spartanzack300 fuck off Jethro!

  • @rkhjd this guy disgusts me....what's funny is when he gets shot dead at one of the u.s concentration camps which are now under construction, and the nwo's plan 2 rule the world and kill masses and enslave mankind is underway.

  • @rkhjd Wasnt he born in America? im not sure just wondering.

  • @bradlyw420 no he wasnt. he's a Honduran.

  • 'Turkey day'? yet Turkey is still there..

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  • THIS GUY IS NOT FUNNNY FOR REAL.... ITS NOT ABOUT THE MATERIAL ITS NOT ABOUT IF ITS OFFENDED ... HE IS JUST NOT FUNNY

  • i think we are in the middle east because of the oil bush send it 9 eleven so he could have an excuse to go over there

  • ok first of all,i'm Mexican....this guy is really really crosing the line with arab people.

  • @andree1991 it was titled not for the easily offended ...for the record

  • that's capitalism for you. the government changed their alibis so much the real reason doesn't surface. first it was bin-laden (aka revenge). then it was nukes. and now it's for the good of the iraqi people. colonial capitalism is modern day conquering. think of this and reflect on the conquistadors.

  • That's actually a good guess...

  • haha this is some funny shit haha :D

  • I think this comedy is EASILY misunderstood, but this guy is a g, no kidding!

  • u know whats supid wat is it with lame ass ppl always having to argue over a compuetr its retarted u could be a fat ass boy how scared of the damn world but trys to act hard behind a damn computer like wtf

  • this guy is a ass hole and he is raciest to blacks and Asians

  • @1345tux he's a comedian, he doesn't mean anything by it

  • @ygioh99 thanks for clearing that up

  • @1345tux ..If you needed that explaned to ya, ..Than look at somthing else, like a cartoon, cause.. you are Dumb as Dogshit..!

  • @explosivefreak666 your moms dumb ass dog shit if u read what i said u would no you bitch show shut the fuck up and move on with life or run around in the yard with a knife

  • @1345tux .Even your lame, try-to comeback is still like you; DUMB AS DOGSHIT. Like Your MaMa

  • @99Osen Ooooh you burned me! Please no more insults! Let thou live!! I've never acted tough you just feel threatened by some one who actually questioned you. I "say shit" because you're the one acting tough and believes we should be in Iraq, I on the other hand don't think our war there is justified, so why would I join the military to begin with? Do you not follow basic logic? No, of course not. "I don't hate the country I hate the people in charge". A walking contradiction you are, very sad.

  • @99Osen Yes you did make a jackass out of me, by not answering any of my questions, by not proving me wrong, by insulting me, by making assumptions, and yes how could I forget- a stupid analogy. Comparing owning and living on land, to having a knife. I only ask that you go to school, we don't need any more ignorant religious red necks running around. It was truly fun while it lasted, and it was definitely my pleasure. Please give me a date and time when we could do this again, delightful.

  • @zackdelarocha8

    Rama hama la hama la ?

  • @99Osen Hey buddy it's been a while, how have you been? Me-I'm doing well, still trying to recover from all the insults you sent my way but I think I'll manage pull through. We should set up a lunch date so we can have a chance to talk more, maybe we will even see eye to eye one day. Well, here I am at 1:54 a.m. wishing we were still arguing, life sure is boring without you. I hope all is well and have a God damn good morning.

  • @zackdelarocha8 youre right but in a world where everyone claimed his own piece and everyone wants more we can´t say our piece is not from anyone because we will be giving away "our spot" i hope you get that this is not contradictory but ironic.

  • ''Motherfucker, we started this country by killing 120.000.000 indians'' lmaooo best quote ever!

  • "you better learn how to say SUPER SIZE THAT"""LMFAOOOOO

  • Oh yeah.... the government is so concerned about target. The government really cares what fucking burger king does? Sorry carlos.... it's called cheney and it's called haliburton. And it's called bush, and it's called oil.

    I'm really sure Target thinks that iraqis are going to buy up all their shitty crew neck shirts and slacks. R U Kidding? Iraq doesn't give a fuck about target.

  • @freezazoid its both mate, you cant drive for 10 mins in countries like saudi, bahrain, dubai, kuwait, qatar without seeing a mcdonalds kfc wendys burger king every step. not complaining cause i love that lol and yes arabs do give a fuck about target there weekends are spent in malls. when others are out clubbing and drinking their life away arabs are with their families or friends shopping or window shopping or just hanging out in malls. so please realise what u say before u say it :S

  • Mexicans don' t steal...

  • @imscrewinurmom you are right!!! they rape, shoot, then steal.

  • this guy's a real loser, he also said that blacks are lazy and that the mexicans are coming to do thier jobs,,

  • pure facts

  • Most native americans died from diseases not from europeans attacking them.

    whats ironic is the spanish did the worst damage and yet all the natives now have spanish names.

  • @normalpsy DO you even know what the fuck your typing about?You obviously have no real knowledge on the subject so just STFU

  • @mlbirdinground Yeah I do. Obviously you don't.

  • @mlbirdinground native americanskilled more of their own nations than anybody else... the " miltia' was made up of blacks, whites, native americans and a few asians...i personally think everybody is equal, but if you play the race card all the time, your the one who looks like a fool....

  • @americanhogs ....Are you stupid? Did you just make up that statement?.....YOU WROTE .. "native americanskilled more of their own nations than anybody else." You read that in your history books didn't you?....Thats how White people make themselves feel better about THE THINGS THEY HAVE DONE TO OTHERS! "play they race card"? Thats what white people say to mask their own racism.

  • damn mexican...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Budweiser Camels! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Cell Phone Comercial! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • So this isnt racist coz he's part of a "minority" right??

    Wrong!

    120 million Native Americans murdered and someone yell "Yeah!" i can see this racist fuck is in the right company.

    thats 120 million men women and children and these fucks think it was the 'wild west'.

    this dick sells out his own people and Arabs, but its alright coz ignorant white people think its funny, fukn muppet.

  • @DJRU2

    The sad thing is that the Native American population was never even close to 120 million.

  • @AaronAlghawi ....How the fuck do you know this? Do some research before you go making an uneducated remark!

  • @DJRU2 lol. thanks for accusing people of racism and then using it for your own benefit. you racist bitch

  • @normalpsy how is calling ignorant white people, ignorant and white being racist?

    Its seems merely descriptive to me.

    What do u mean by benefit? is that to say my comment was beneficial?

    Face it mate if a white guy said that he'd be called a hillbilly.

  • @DJRU2 If you had said ignorant 'people' I wouldn't have called you out. But you had to interject 'white' just like how some people would find an ignorant person and call him ignorant 'black' or the n-word. Btw, a large percentage of native Americans were wiped out by disease not killings. The Spanish conquistadors in the South Americas nearly hadn't to do any killing due to the fact they brought small pox with them which decimated the Andes civilization. History isn't what everyone says.

  • @normalpsy but i meant white people specifically, majority as apposed to minority.

    Dont go misrepresenting the past with ur savage attempt at pigeonholing the ill-affects of colonization.

    If that's really ur opinion then i must apologize for my remark earlier i didn't realize i was addressing YOU specifically.

  • @DJRU2 I don't even know what you mean by this reply. I'm not misrepresenting anything. You don't think that entire populations of natives were wiped out by disease? It's a fact.

  • @normalpsy you're a bit slow aren't ya?

    im sure u will continue to get satisfaction from watching dumbfucks like this mexican hillbilly.

    who gave indigenous Americans (not fake 1s like u) the diseases and how? u need to dig deeper.

    were they sold infected blanketss? or forced to live in substandard conditions?

    I dont know this was just wat happened in my country.

    I havnt got time to explain everything to you so either grow a brain or start diggin ur hole now coz ur braindead.

  • @DJRU2 Uh huh... Sounds like you're a conspiracy nut. Let's keep you away from the rest of the population..

  • @normalpsy i know more about colonization than u know about raping ur little sister so trust me, its more about disease ridden Englishmen than conspiracy.

    If u want to call it a crazy conspiracy lumping urself in with the "sane" people be my guest, but remember being well adjusted to a sick society is no measure of sanity.

  • @DJRU2 You are a dirty little ignoramus aren't you? Trying to pass yourself off as some history scholar that has an incest fetish doesn't usually work well.

  • @normalpsy im sori i missed ur point... oh thats right you never had 1 lol

  • yea thats what we do.We open corperations and enslave other nations.We're pretty much dominating the world by controlling there income.very few hear about this and care so I submit to gods will in islam,i'd rather be free than a slave conformist to this consumer culture,still love america itself though we need to get smarter

  • i luv the way he saids fuck...

  • Columbus landed in the Bahamas, not the Outer Banks of NC.

  • carlos when are you guys leaving? "leaving!" motherfucker you better learn to say "supersize!" BEST PART

  • that shit is so true

  • WTF was that?

  • Gary Mckinnon hacked into NASA looking for evidence of ZPE (Zero Point Energy) (free energy nikola tesla) and UFO coverups.

    Currently, he is being extradited to the US for hacking into NASA and seeing files they photoshop so we don't see the alien crafts.

    During his hacking adventures, he saw spreadsheets called "Non Terrestrial Officers" with names and military ranks.

    pass it on

  • they guy isnt witty AT ALL.

  • he is just so funny love his jokes!!! when he talks like indians jajajaja just the same way ...and no body have to take it for real is just joke.

  • You would have to be drunk to think he's funny. The audience actually laughs at his political incorectness.

  • We are in Iraq for no reason

  • i would never have thought that the iraq people if alowed to have a free election would have a land slide win for the anti muslem nonarab american army party of iraq. i'm sure it was a suprize to most people that did not want somone from iraq or atleast somone who coud speak there langage .when the us pulls out are they goin to have enuff hellocopters on the roof for every one this time.

  • Steals jokes or not. really dont care.. 

    ITS FUNNY LEARN TO LAUGH A BIT

  • @joee1209 Of course you don't care, it doesn't impact you. Like anything else you gotta put yourself in the other persons shoes to learn anything. Very few comics actually get big, and Carlos contributes to that.

  • Why the hell do people keep calling Native Americans Indians. Indians are from India. Of course some Native Americans might of came from there by using the land bridge but that was a long time ago.

  • i think u answered your own question/ statment

  • Because when the europeans arrived they thought this was India and instead of correcting that mistake they prefered to keep using that word but it's still stupid. Yeah they could kill millions of natives but they were to lazy to call them differently.

  • xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DD

    Indians are from india? XDDDDDDDDD

    OMFG !!!! Because they have same phrase in theire names means theire from india ? xDDDDDDDDDDD Yeah, like one day 120 mil india people decided to swim over the ocean to america ( they knew it was there, dont worry) with planks or something. xD

  • @nanotech2080 They aren't called India people. They are called Indians. Colombus called the Natives, Indians because he thought he had found India. Learn facts.

  • @99Osen U have no idea what im talking about, do you?

  • @99Osen you are right Pangea bitch!!!!!!!!!! lol gosh im so stupid

  • @99Osen, they call native americans indians because when Christopher Columbus landed on the outer banks of NC i think. He called the inhabitants Indians, because he thought they were in india;hints the name indians but we jus took to the name since and never bothered changing it. kinda like when black people were tagged as NIGGERS, sum people still refer to us NIGGERS; which is really ashame

  • @99Osen Reason is that Christopher Columbus was looking for a faster route to India, so when he arrived in America he thought he was in India. Therefore he called the Native Americans Indians.

  • @99Osen ...You are DUMB!

  • @99Osen stfu u ignorant son of a bitch indians need to get blasted the ones that r here already like the pyute ot wtf ever them fucking retards all need to die they dont deserve to be anywhere near me

  • @rusthepimp420 Wow talk about being ignorant. I think you sir need to get your head checked. I can tell you have some serious issues you need to get sorted out before walking among the rest of society.

  • @99Osen ok lets call them native world indian and shut that fuck up

  • @asmetuyasiempre They are native americans. I'll admit some of them might of come from india but not of all them did. They are not Indians unless they are from India. Also its not my fault I know what the fuck I'm talking about and ur sitting their saying dumbass bullshit which is either incorrect or makes no sense.

  • @99Osen actually the story behind that was bacause when the new world was first discovered, no one knew the continent even existed and the explorers thought they traveled around the world and landed in India, when in fact it was later found not to be India. The name "indians" I guess stuck and is still used even today. Your right though, people should stop calling them Indians.