Chuck Norris, the game

[marcolino54321]

I got a little boner from this!

[SachaTheEvilOne]

Comment Removed By Chuck Norris

[SupaMario64]

You don't control Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris controls you.

[abcRebel]

The reason there is no real modern Chuck Norris game because they haven't figured out how to make it without you beating it within the first 0.1 seconds.

[TheCommentator420]

How Accurate! He Does eat hearts!

[vikingsrule8779]

Chuck Norris once made a game that game is known as Earth

[protomous]

@vikingsrule8779 wrong.earth is the place of the game, the game is life on universe!

[TheQuinten1234]

this game is awesome i played it and it is awesome

[Mojache3432]

chuck norris is never controled, he controls you

[Iriatv]

If there was a Chuck Norris game the startup screen would say, Game Over 

[metalpsips]

AIDS was diagnosed of Chuck Norris.poor AIDS

[buggyboo81]

is this a real game?

[GameBat21]

Dude I love that game

[59awesomeness]

i bet no one can flex their muscles like chuck norris. Only captain falcon and jesus stands a chance against him though :D.

[GojiraAVGNFanSSJ4]

@59awesomeness as well as weegee

[axljacoby]

whats the song called?

[MRCALIfornyay]

if u lost in the game it means u won yesterday

[gentleman92596]

Chuck Norris always win the game, if he ever loses the game will be over.

[DomanickX]

How gay, you bleeped out Niggers from the song.

[GodBeastz]

The Big Dot in pacman isent really a dot its a Chuck Norris mask thats why the ghost run away

[themasterkilzoner]

very crapy videogame now chuck norris is going to kill you

[wazhanneninbaby]

wats this game called

[FearTheBeans]

If chuck norris has a game it would go like this:

Game start

Game end: chuck norris never loses. Your not awesome enough to be chuck norris

[Matej1the1dinosaur22]

in this game he can die :( D:

[bloodbathism]

you give chuck norris a bad name. he's gonna punch you in the back of the face with his legs. HIS LEGS!

[Belzerelli]

Chuck Norris got owned by Bruce Li.

[Laireas]

@Belzerelli Chuck was soooo famous that he let bruce li beat him, none can defeat Chuck Norris he is victory itself

[Belzerelli]

Only Chuck Norris can have his shoulder dislocate and relocate with 360 degree action.

[sugreev2001]

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

[samfisherrocks18]

@sugreev2001 no the hulk is'nt awesome enough to be Chuck Norris

[InstantClassicKid]

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin' bout

[Slic3R1]

Jesus walked on water but Chuck Norris swam through soil

[2112bigman]

Jesus can walk on water but only chuck norris can swim threw land!

(proper way)

[Devilelite1213132]

I LOSE THE GAME!

[KTCRITCH]

"Lost" The Game

[purakharma]

Mindless Self Indulgence is the band in the video. They have more talent in their turds than you guys. So until you start writing and producing your own music, of that quality, or better. STFU.

[pkemr4]

i played this game and vomited after i played it

[InstantClassicKid]

@pkemr4 lmfao that doesnt even fit!

[iispakman]

wolverine once hit chuck norris in the balls with his adamantium claws. his claws broke and his hands exploded from being within a 1 meter radius of chuck norris's pen1s

[GamingAndTutorials]

unicorn once hitted him and thats why they dont exist anymore

[purakharma]

LoL. This comment gets a "thumbs up" for engrish alone. :) I love it.

[TRYME834]

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING.

[belgranox]

omg is bery bad the video :S

[ixonixas]

OMG

[Totto87]

Bruce Lee died of 1 bullet, Chuck Norris said "keep em coming!"

[Rammstein275]

Bruce Lee's son Brandon Lee died of a gunshot...

Also the music in this vid is fucking gay.

[Totto87]

yeah I know Brandon Lee died in The Crow. It was a tradegy but if you can't take a joke about this please just don't comment.. I love that movie, and I do love the Bruce Lee movies as well as the whole Chuck Norris facts cults ;) And idc if you are Bruce or Chuck fan because it doesn't really matter. Joke is a joke and thats it :)

About the music in the video I couldn't agree more tho, not Chuck music (where is Hans Zimmer when you need him for music!?`!)

[Rammstein275]

hehe I wasn't offended :P I just thought you made a mistake. But yeah Chuck Norris is cool though :P

[PrinceXTC86]

You know why you don't need cheats for a Chuck Norris Game? You're invincible from the beginning.....:P

[verycrazyghoul]

this is HORRRRible.

[FaceKiller100]

is he ripping out their hearts and then eating the hearts

[RenatRenat132]

suck my 8==0 you dumb ass

[rexthehedgehogGT]

you dont kill chuck norris. chuck norris kills YOU

[Orthropox14]

i love this game

[FedUpVideo]

Will people stop the Chuck Norris jokes when he dies?

[friekinmaster102]

Chuck norris dies?HAH!

[toolsywoolsy]

chuck norris never dies

[formless777]

Chuck Norris dies when Bruce lee kicks his ass

[Ginteru]

Sadly Bruce Lee is dead

[formless777]

Bruce Lee is now a Taoist Immortal. His death was faked because he had become too famous to just retire quietly.

[xtazy115]

@toolsywoolsy that's not true....chuck norris died 20 years ago.except death doesn't have the guts to tell him:D

[rootbeer9000]

@toolsywoolsy Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the Grim Reaper didn't have the guts to tell him

[WTFKoduBear]

@toolsywoolsy Actually, Chuck Norris died ten years ago. Death just can't get up the courage to tell him.

[Belzerelli]

@toolsywoolsy He just withers, more and more.

[GuitarManiac795]

@toolsywoolsy death once had a near chuck norris expericence

[hoboactor835]

@FedUpVideo no



[gogoyoghurt123]

chuck norris once used his foot to pull out someones entire digestive system. through their left nostril

[kennu7776]

oh i have played this , its not bad

[Hoohihaa]

the audio was disabled by chuck norris xD

[Springmaus2007]

Dude,Chuck Norris should use his roundhousekick on you an unleash another big bang for making this shit.

[edzilla19]

chuck norris once killed a man for looking at a picture of him the wrong way

[qwertyisaname]

chuck norris's dick is so big.. thats all

[InstantClassicKid]

@qwertyisaname wtf?

[YuoHitMyNose]

its a great idea very, oh so very poorly executed.

i mean the game, not the video!

[lilponce16]

whats the name of the song and nice video its hot

[8492ndSQUADRON]

there are certain people in the world that just want to find a word in the dictionary and classify it as a racist word.

[superxeto]

LoL

[mkzhero]

thats  kinda sucks..

[blueboy093]

oooooooooo i see

[NightwishLover19]

MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!! xD <3

[necodeleo]

my question is why you edit the word "nigger/s" but you don't edit the rest of the song, the hell is up with that?

[Glyfenn]

because black people would get pissed even though they use the word every 3 seconds..

What i find funny is how no one ever gets pissed at the word "cracker"..

[necodeleo]

I don't get annoyed or pissed at either. I get pissed when people are racist in general, however; I don't believe "nigger" is a racist term. it's derogatory but not racist. I know white "niggers"

[blueboy093]

i know im still wondering why if a black person makes a white joke its funny yet if a white person makes a black joke they find it offensive O-o

[TigerArmyKid]

No, if a black person makes a white joke, it's also offensive, if a NIGGER makes a white joke it's funny, see there's a difference

[wiccan31576]

well wats the dif between a nigger and a blsck guy im not being racist but there the same

[bertkrawl]

dude what song is that? its badass

[FurryFoolURMine]

Mindless Self Indulgence - Bring the Pain

[INSERSALT4]

dude this isnt posiible , the house would break where he is

[twentyfists]

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

[themrmustazz]

chuck norris, a time, pissing on a flame, created the spitfire!

chuck norris is a real maths genius:

he can count from 0 to infinite....twice

and he can divide by 0!!!!

Every time he sees the Ring's videocassette,

his telephone doesn't ring.NEVER!!!!

[Killerspuelung]

he had to ring back and then walk into the tv^^

[TheBwanaDik]

The characters look great, just kinda bad animation.

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

i remember playing this game, i was young so i was traumatized by it lol

[LynxNo72]

This game is boring for sure, u cant lose, u play chuck norris!^^

[sammysamantha]

..this song is: Mindless Self indulgence - Bring The Pain

[Necrosia13]

What is that music?what group??

[dadju64]

its mindless self indulgence

idk wat song

[SheWantsReven]

Wooh! MSI FUCKING RULES.

[WeirdCandycain]

chuck norris roundhouse kick

[spriteman987]

Chuck Norris might be all great for you but don't forget "The Legend", one of the people that beat Chuck in a fight, the one and only...Bruce Lee, but his dead.

:/

I miss Bruce Lee. Now he will be the best and all mighty, never lost a fight...Just to death.

[ManiacalMadman]

that was photoshop, and when chuck found out. he killed him

[lakewl]

that seen where he beat chuck norris was the most expensive special effect for a movie

[shinobilunchbox]

i though bruce lee got his ass stomped by chuck norris..or else he did before the tournament in the halway of there hotels :/

[fleyman5]

Bruce Lee didn't actually win, it was a movie where Chuck wasnt Chuck simply put he was acting. He didn't like the scene though and Bruce Lee died of Round House Kick related injuries several days after his last meeting with Chuck.

[themrmustazz]

Bruce Lee died for a roundhouse kick that broke him in a half.

Jackie Chan and Tekken chars were born from that scar.

[gb389]

actually chuck norris wasn't acting when he was fighting bruce lee

he only lost because he didn't have a beard,

[pheonix1993]

you dont play as chuck norris! chuck norris plays as you!

[ff0girl]

wtf why does this have mindless self indulgence for song?

[SgtPidgeon]

hey rieskimo. Look up find Chuck Norris on google with i'm felling lucky. he will find you

[DoubleT61]

wtf is with the gay music?

[DoomHippie]

Heh! I could make a better Chuck Norris game. Oh wait. I am.

[MasterTra]

..............No

[SMDXFan619]

wtf

[jyle828]

Mindless Self Indulgence - Bring The Pain

Awesome band awesome song great choice!

[LedZeppelinRushFloyd]

Where do you find that game?

[freehat20]

aww the video that got me in to loving msi

[stuckey092]

My hero mixed with my farorite song. Thank you.

[iamsmert123]

you kick by dragging chucks leg , for an earth shattering power that breaks diamon without slowing down

[lethalm0nkey]

A ninja could kick chuck norris' ass any day.

[Hellgazer]

this song is made by, Mindless Self Indulgence: bring the pain

[alyssarama420]

weak

[hostel969]

how do you kick?

[SuperSneakySteve]

Who made that song. I like it.