You can tell he's a smart guy, you have to be pretty smart to manage to be able to talk yourself in to so much trouble. A genuine retard would not have been able to incriminate himself quite so well.
hes Lieing again ? He did not call the police, he should just went to the hospital . Las Vegas , he should have said there trying to murder me so i couldnt make it. i ducked some bullets got peppered sprayed .
He should have kept his mouth shut and been like "Ok, I will go to the doctor your honor...."! If he would have kept his mouth shut he would have walked away just fine!
"Mr. Sharky" BWAHAHAHAHAHAH Man this is epically hialrious on so many different levels, watching the guy just keep digging and digging himself in deeper, and just the way he does it, fucking hilarious
Not just that he argues that he does know her, but then says 20 minutes. The icing on the cake though is how he then quickly tries to keep talking (and stutters) in a way to hopefully distract the judge or something.
This is so stupid...okay the guys wasted, no big deal, all the guy had to do was tell his office that he was extremely ill and have them inform the court / department that he would be unable to make the trial today. No big deal you have it re-calendered for another date.
"I did call mr sharkey and also asked her to come in with me for moral support as i was 1hr15mins late and i was not sure whether the court would be understanding of my lateness despite the accident that i had which left me a concussion"
"it was taking over 2 hours for the cops to show up", "I am not in favor of dialing 911", "your Honor, I think I can reconciliiiiiate that"....LOL, I think you should try to reconcile your drinking problem
This is CLASSIC! Every time this schlock lawyer opens his mouth, he digs himself deeper into the abysmal depths of ineptitude. He is SUCH a liar, and clearly a drunk. The judge does a PHENOM job of getting the dude to spill everything on record. I counted 14 distinct lies, and I wasn't really even paying that close attention. There's no question that Mr. Schlock told even more lies. God only knows how many falsehoods he told back in chambers. BTW, he was never disbarred. SHAME ON NEVADA!
This Judge is great- she is establishing a case against the drunk lawyer, getting all the facts recorded by the court reporter- I wonder if they now have enough info to disbar the lawyer and maybe even charge him with DWI - love the way the only thing the judge accused him of was lying about the girl. Judge is excellent!
@pccchurch Let me guess--your dealings with the legal system are watching those TV "fantasy court" shows.
The judge realized something was wrong, and she kept investigating to figure out what it was. Once she realized what it was, she played along to get all the facts on the record, so that this lawyer faces appropriate penalties and disbarment. Would you rather have her ignore the drunk lawyer and let him go on to screw up someone else's defense? That could land an innocent person in jail.
Mr. Sharky is the coke dealer/pimp. He brought a hooker to court. That's why he said she was his girlfriend. He could not tell the truth. This is great.
Everyone has to go through something like this at least once in their lives. This guy was probably one of those pompous asses who think they can do whatever they want (i.e get drunk and try a case). Idiot.
Is this guy the lawyer or the accused? He is lying like a street junkie...not that I know any street junkies...I have SEEN junkies from time to time...wait...let me reconsolidatify that...
It's weird... I guess I don't understand the judicial system, because it just seems like after two minutes of this shit, if I were the judge I would have just said, "Alright. Let's just do this another day", but this shit keeps going ON and ON and the story just keeps getting WEIRDER and WEIRDER, and this dude just keeps digging himself DEEPER and DEEPER...
Don't get me wrong though, this is funny shit...
@billykid84 if the lawyer comes in her courtroom drunk, he doesnt get to go home and sleep it off and do it another day. he may be drunk another day also. and it may be a much more important case next time. the judge gets to investigate if he truly is drunk. its totally disrespecful to his client and to the court to show up drunk.
and he said he's ready to go forward. his client's freedom may have been on the line. and he's willing to defend him drunk.
I'm mystified why he has this aversion to cops. Without all of the evidence, hopefully nobody jumps to ridiculous assumptions that it has something to do with the fact he's staggering, incoherent, unable to grasp what's going on around him and has told dozens of blatant lies and inconsistencies regarding the car accident he was just in.
dferris is right , preserving error is essential to trial advocacy & protecting the ability to obtain review/appeal. counsel CLEARLY cant do his job, and the judge is protecting def's due process w/o straying from conduct appropriate to *her* trial function & causing more error. amazing so many are grading job performance in ways that show they dont know the trial process or the duties of a judge.
The Judge is deliberate in dragging this out. She's well aware of the court reporter at hand and making sure there are plenty of facts for the record for an "ineffectiveness of counsel" for the defendant, and for further "professional conduct" proceedings.
@101southsideboy . Ineffectiveness of Counsel is a post-conviction claim by a defendant that he was not adequately represented by counsel - in contravention of the 6th Amendment right to "effective counsel." If defendant loses his case, he would have claim (1) Inadequate representation and (2) Prejudice. If he is successful (that is, he proves that but-for counsel's incompetence, the result would have been different), then he can get a new trial. The Judge is prospectively protecting Defendant.
@dferris85 This judge did a great job- what she is doing is getting the facts on the record and creating a case so the idiot lawyer wii get disbarred. He is probably a public defender, poor client.
Maybe the driver who hit Mr. Caramagno drove off, but I wouldn't believe that the driver of the car that Caramagno was supposedly pushed into would have just "drove off." His story is full of flaws....he should have just called in sick!
this judge is a fucking IDIOT for letting this go on for such a long time, why is she dragging it out? She is talking about everything except for the case, this is pathetic. just give it up and call it a day, get a continuance and move on to the next case. its appalling that this dumb broad even has a seat as a judge, she is obviously incompetent just like this drunk moron who is digging a bigger hole for himself by the second.
@zebrarug As a lawyer you are "supposed" to have respect for justices and judges, it is a rule of court.. call it being polite. You don't disrespect the court or the "system" by showing up and facing a judge on behalf of someone else while wasted.
I'm not a fan of the law, but I do know that judges only make a choice based on evidence and are not the people who made things how they are, they just follow procedure. Think of a judge as someone who plays a game, and knows the game well..
Because if he is retarded enough to go to work drunk, especially as a lawyer, he deserves to get the consequences. Why ruin his career? Screw the people he is supposed to represent, they deserve to have a lawyer that isn't impaired.
what the fuck took the judge so long?? it's like she was trying to figure out how doctors diagnose people, and her voice is supremely annoying. this is the reason it takes so damn long to get your day in court.
@crivera88 actually it is. Many trials, especially big trials like kidnapping trials go on for weeks if not months. It is entirely likely that the lawyers will become a part of the discussion at some point.
what a horrible lawyer to not call the po po the judge should of arrested him for a leaving the scene of an accident! also he didnt even know if it was a hit n run wtf. he speaks like a 4 yr old.
And why did he not call the police? It's hard to believe the person he was "pushed" into just kept driving and didn't call police either... I know if I was rear-ended, I would call the police. Something obviously fishy about the story.
whatis wrong the fucking judicial system, you clearly hence the different in language used between judge lawyer and witness, absolutely prejudice stereotype bullshit, fuck this judge, hope she gets rolled over by a fucking drunk
Need a moment? Chew on a twix. *num num num* "Your honor, I would like to motion for a continuance for medical reasons. I feel concussed and I have an associate waiting outside to take me to the hospital. Here to take my place is Mr.___"
@BRAVOADD This lawyer is pathetic, lol! Well obviously because he's known this woman for at least 20 minutes she is a friend! I was better at lying to my parents when I 17 and I came home from a party where I had drank some beer. Epic FAIL!
@SSgtParmer My husband had a concussion, caused by getting rear-ended. It didn't go away after a couple of hours; concussions can last weeks, depending on the severity.
@pkrska If you keep watching, his 'date' is called because he's lying about everything. He was driving drunk, hit someone then claimed someone hit HIM, at least from what I've gleaned off of this. AND he gets a drunk-test later on, and is declared drunk. If he's in this state and not wanting to be caught and let it go, he could f*&k up his client's case in a biiiig way.
"Is this his trial or mine!?"
deepshockonYT 1 week ago
You can tell he's a smart guy, you have to be pretty smart to manage to be able to talk yourself in to so much trouble. A genuine retard would not have been able to incriminate himself quite so well.
pendulumx 2 weeks ago
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SuperPacman66 3 weeks ago
His client at 9:30 is like "What the fuck is going on."
RandomLevitation 3 weeks ago
"I've never dialed those numbers in my life". Lol love some of the shit he comes up with
F1asco7 3 weeks ago
hez lieing lolz
Jenkins1155 1 month ago
this judge sounds sexy as hell
kingjeffries313 1 month ago
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SuperPacman66 1 month ago
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SuperPacman66 3 months ago
hes Lieing again ? He did not call the police, he should just went to the hospital . Las Vegas , he should have said there trying to murder me so i couldnt make it. i ducked some bullets got peppered sprayed .
GalaticSpaceHero 3 months ago
This is ALMOST too embarrassing too watch,
ieprince 3 months ago 2
oh you... you got what i NNEEEED. when you say hes just a friend of a friend...
palatialregalia88 3 months ago
who is on trial in this thing
marcusbrennan 3 months ago
8:32
"I certainly don't wanna mislead the court..."
revjimbob 3 months ago
He should have kept his mouth shut and been like "Ok, I will go to the doctor your honor...."! If he would have kept his mouth shut he would have walked away just fine!
macrent2 4 months ago
lol Damn
nuclearthreat545 4 months ago in playlist More videos from ajxm
So... the defendants lawyer gets drunk and the defendant gets a mistrial cuz of it????
flute1234 5 months ago
"Mr. Sharky" BWAHAHAHAHAHAH Man this is epically hialrious on so many different levels, watching the guy just keep digging and digging himself in deeper, and just the way he does it, fucking hilarious
noname47000 5 months ago
WAIT YOU CALL HIS DAD FUCK!!!!!!
HalfwayxToxHell 5 months ago
Tax dollars hard at work here.
baalisgod666 5 months ago
hes a lawyer(liar)
melly6947 6 months ago
And nobody called 911?
I've never dialed those numbers in my life.
LMFAO
tylrbrly 6 months ago 2
The more he talks.....the deeper his hole.
paragod666 6 months ago 2
That poor poor client, he looks like he wants to crawl under the table.
MlssCue 6 months ago 2
the court should have mercy for the defendant and arrest the lawyer instead LOLLLLL
habibi020202 6 months ago
Who wants to join me in a belt of scotch?
akersmc 6 months ago
This judge is amzingly calm I like her voice lol
ElensarFFXI 6 months ago 23
I feel like crawling under a rock watching this...
Startruth144 6 months ago 2
This makes me uncomfortable to watch... what a disaster. Sheesh.
lekoman 6 months ago 3
Shit getting Deeper ~~
kimelajeanp 6 months ago
haha this is pathetic. he dug himself such a deep deep hole....
coreytheace 6 months ago
This is the kind of lying you do as an 11 year old.... not at the age of 45
ToolFan68 6 months ago
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ToolFan68 6 months ago
This guy fuckin rules!
JackPantz 6 months ago
Worst lawyer on earth. And this was determined before there was even any case. LOL
PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD 7 months ago
My favorite part is at 9:05
Not just that he argues that he does know her, but then says 20 minutes. The icing on the cake though is how he then quickly tries to keep talking (and stutters) in a way to hopefully distract the judge or something.
Danbo342 7 months ago 10
This is so stupid...okay the guys wasted, no big deal, all the guy had to do was tell his office that he was extremely ill and have them inform the court / department that he would be unable to make the trial today. No big deal you have it re-calendered for another date.
This guy really is an idiot!
Credithelper75 7 months ago
This guy had 2 car crashes that morning, the second is proving much worse !
nordhorny 7 months ago
"I did call mr sharkey and also asked her to come in with me for moral support as i was 1hr15mins late and i was not sure whether the court would be understanding of my lateness despite the accident that i had which left me a concussion"
debunker1905 7 months ago
"it was taking over 2 hours for the cops to show up", "I am not in favor of dialing 911", "your Honor, I think I can reconciliiiiiate that"....LOL, I think you should try to reconcile your drinking problem
bimmer1111 7 months ago
Mr. Fucking Sharky! Oh, this is great
jamilioestevez 7 months ago 2
.... Funniest video ever.
nothing980454 7 months ago
This judge out-smart a stupid lawyer. Big deal. Still, ihe was splendidly play out by the judge
w1lp34 8 months ago
I'm embarrassed for this guy! He would be better off if he just fell down and faked a massive siezure or something like that.
BillyJoe316 8 months ago 2
"Chris" is like the most common name. Almost as common as "Smith"
xe1881 8 months ago
"I've known her for at least 20-minutes."
SageOftheSubway 8 months ago
career fluuusshh
TheHungryman420 8 months ago
This is CLASSIC! Every time this schlock lawyer opens his mouth, he digs himself deeper into the abysmal depths of ineptitude. He is SUCH a liar, and clearly a drunk. The judge does a PHENOM job of getting the dude to spill everything on record. I counted 14 distinct lies, and I wasn't really even paying that close attention. There's no question that Mr. Schlock told even more lies. God only knows how many falsehoods he told back in chambers. BTW, he was never disbarred. SHAME ON NEVADA!
patev1 8 months ago
@patev1 because everyone's lives should be ruined based on one bad mistake, not even that big of a mistake at that.
LaxRatBra 7 months ago
This Judge is great- she is establishing a case against the drunk lawyer, getting all the facts recorded by the court reporter- I wonder if they now have enough info to disbar the lawyer and maybe even charge him with DWI - love the way the only thing the judge accused him of was lying about the girl. Judge is excellent!
apjliny 9 months ago 5
That lawyer needs Johnny Cochran to get out of this, he would put the entire alcohol industry on trial.
unspeakable28 9 months ago
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The judge is SOOO CONTROLLING. Just GET ON WITH THE TRIAL.
But the JUDGE WANTS HER OWN REALITY SHOW UNDER HER CONTROL.
ALL JUDGES ARE CONTROL FREAKS>
QUIT WASTING TAX DOLLARS AND GET ON WITH THE TRIAL.
Quit TRYING TO BE A YOUTUBE ATTENTION WHOOOR.
pccchurch 9 months ago
@pccchurch Let me guess--your dealings with the legal system are watching those TV "fantasy court" shows.
The judge realized something was wrong, and she kept investigating to figure out what it was. Once she realized what it was, she played along to get all the facts on the record, so that this lawyer faces appropriate penalties and disbarment. Would you rather have her ignore the drunk lawyer and let him go on to screw up someone else's defense? That could land an innocent person in jail.
ShowMeConservatism 9 months ago 4
@pccchurch you are obviously a dumbass.
jimkleinsasser40 9 months ago
@pccchurch I hear that dumb people use caps for everything they say.
mryellow123 1 month ago
Call Mr. Sharkey!!!
joe1969812 9 months ago
The judge sounds like larry davids wife cheryl on curb your enthusiam
jwaldman69 9 months ago
Mr. Sharky is the coke dealer/pimp. He brought a hooker to court. That's why he said she was his girlfriend. He could not tell the truth. This is great.
geoffhang10 9 months ago
hahaah fucken mr. sharky... just waiting for a dude in a fish suite to walk in and shit ha
supastudmuffen 9 months ago
Everyone has to go through something like this at least once in their lives. This guy was probably one of those pompous asses who think they can do whatever they want (i.e get drunk and try a case). Idiot.
RevolvingDoor22 9 months ago
skip skip skip, FUCK THIS... YOU AINT GRIZZ BABY
piyrw339 9 months ago
Judge: "But you didn't even know her." Attorney: I knew her judge, I knew her for 20 minutes."
reno93535 10 months ago
LOL @ The Lionel Hutz Comment!!!
58jtaylor 10 months ago
Mr. Sharky hahahahahaha. He should have pulled out a puppet!!
He coulda gotten some points for that!!
SICKJ0KER 10 months ago
I knew Mr. Sharkey was involved in this!
MaximusRelaximus 10 months ago 2
Aside from most likely being orderd to go to AA, what other penalties could come from drunk in court?
weirdguy75 10 months ago
I know this happened five years ago and I hope this guy got some help. He obviously had a problem.
CCBlue81077 11 months ago
the judge is very nice she reminds me of a mother or someone nice
xmazz31x 11 months ago 5
@danbo1971 I think you would be sent fighting and kicking into a cold dark cell on contempt charges
vonmoose 11 months ago
@danbo1971
in a courtroom the judge is law....she can ask whatever he/she wants
longlive289s 11 months ago
ROFL dude WTF did you get yourself into!!!
boodags 11 months ago
Is this guy the lawyer or the accused? He is lying like a street junkie...not that I know any street junkies...I have SEEN junkies from time to time...wait...let me reconsolidatify that...
Paulmcxxx1 11 months ago
Judge: "But you don't' know her."
Lawyer: "well I've known her for about... 20 minutes."
Can't find writing like this on TV! This is gold!
Sleveless 11 months ago
When sociopaths get a law license...disgusting. They need to mandate mental health screenings for legal "professionals". Unbelievable.
MrGrevy 1 year ago
'i never dialed those numbers in my life'
great stuff!
Emanusmell 1 year ago
I like how everyone is just staring at him like what the fuck?
TurfinWhiteBoy 1 year ago
judge sounds like the long lost Kardashian sister.... followin daddys footsteps
wiggity08 1 year ago
the judge sounds sexy
Killinemdead1 1 year ago 3
"I can reconciliate that." Is that a legal term?
fjccommish 1 year ago
It's weird... I guess I don't understand the judicial system, because it just seems like after two minutes of this shit, if I were the judge I would have just said, "Alright. Let's just do this another day", but this shit keeps going ON and ON and the story just keeps getting WEIRDER and WEIRDER, and this dude just keeps digging himself DEEPER and DEEPER...
Don't get me wrong though, this is funny shit...
billykid84 1 year ago
@billykid84 if the lawyer comes in her courtroom drunk, he doesnt get to go home and sleep it off and do it another day. he may be drunk another day also. and it may be a much more important case next time. the judge gets to investigate if he truly is drunk. its totally disrespecful to his client and to the court to show up drunk.
and he said he's ready to go forward. his client's freedom may have been on the line. and he's willing to defend him drunk.
MrPhillyrick1 1 year ago
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billykid84 1 year ago
i dont like 911
kydude7 1 year ago
Kangaroo court
Vergon3256 1 year ago
lol "i never dialed those numbers in my life"
BxSQUIRREL 1 year ago
Just watching this makes me emmbarrased!
yourboyken 1 year ago
lol @ 9:06 "I've known her for at least 20 minutes." hahaha roflmao
scorpiaerika 1 year ago
Judge Joe Brown would tell this lawyer: "I declare you pitiful!!!". Wonder if he was disbarred or put on probation?
szqsk8 1 year ago
I keep waiting to hear the Southwest Airlines voiceover guy, "Wanna get away?"
ChiefMargeGunderson 1 year ago
I'm mystified why he has this aversion to cops. Without all of the evidence, hopefully nobody jumps to ridiculous assumptions that it has something to do with the fact he's staggering, incoherent, unable to grasp what's going on around him and has told dozens of blatant lies and inconsistencies regarding the car accident he was just in.
ChiefMargeGunderson 1 year ago
i bet him and his buddies were fuking around with their cars while drunk..
Hillsillverr 1 year ago
God what an idiot. If I was him and I came to court drunk , I would have been "My neck my back" I need a set over judge , I gotta go see a doctor.
MrLas74 1 year ago
Talk about digging yourself into a hole. He just keeps shoveling and shoveling.....
ronnjeff 1 year ago
I am sure when he saw this video for the first time he must have been horrified.
flippyflappy1 1 year ago
TFM. Total Frat Move.
garner121091 1 year ago
I was his client I would find a new lawyer.
bobbybroadcast 1 year ago
love it, absolutely love it! ha! 'but you don't know her [the lady from the bar]', 'your honour, i do know her....for about 20 minutes'.
couldn't have said it more comically if he tried!
icedbannanas 1 year ago
Wow - is that his client sitting at the table, hiding behind the computer with his head in his hand?
RobWreck 1 year ago 2
@RobWreck
I think that that's his co-councel.
Pretty sure that at the beginning of the first part they said that the defendant was in custody.
I could be wrong though.
thegirl44 1 year ago
Lionel Hutz!
DiamondSoul 1 year ago 40
so it was a double hit and run? ....i i i guess?
lenix2034 1 year ago
This guy knows Mr Sharkey! lol Mr Sharkey!!!!!!!
boogie504 1 year ago
I need a lawyer like this. I'd get off any charge!
sirbuick 1 year ago 2
i like the long pause and then the camera shot at 7:51
longfootbuddy 1 year ago
"but you don't even know her" .. " I do your honor, I'v known her for atleast 20minutes" LOL
mikeiscrazymo 1 year ago 4
He is making up stories while he is in court.. Lies on top of lies.. Just quit already dude. Ur wrong..
jdime209 1 year ago
"Officer vargas, as far as I know, is a gentleman."
Not only a gentleman, your honor, but a scholar as well.
So, that's where, um... um... so I got hit by a car, did I tell you that?
balazsbagi 1 year ago
So this guy most likely crash his car drunk on the way to court, left the scene to avoid being arrested and then came to court drunk.
What a piece of shit.
mardukgoose 1 year ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
Thank you for that COLLOSAL WASTE OF MY FUCKING TIME !!
hazor777 1 year ago
He's a REAL LIARWYER
garagesale916 1 year ago
dferris is right , preserving error is essential to trial advocacy & protecting the ability to obtain review/appeal. counsel CLEARLY cant do his job, and the judge is protecting def's due process w/o straying from conduct appropriate to *her* trial function & causing more error. amazing so many are grading job performance in ways that show they dont know the trial process or the duties of a judge.
parnakuma 1 year ago
The Judge is deliberate in dragging this out. She's well aware of the court reporter at hand and making sure there are plenty of facts for the record for an "ineffectiveness of counsel" for the defendant, and for further "professional conduct" proceedings.
dferris85 1 year ago 32
@dferris85 what does"Ineffectiveness of councle for the defendant " mean?
101southsideboy 1 year ago
@101southsideboy . Ineffectiveness of Counsel is a post-conviction claim by a defendant that he was not adequately represented by counsel - in contravention of the 6th Amendment right to "effective counsel." If defendant loses his case, he would have claim (1) Inadequate representation and (2) Prejudice. If he is successful (that is, he proves that but-for counsel's incompetence, the result would have been different), then he can get a new trial. The Judge is prospectively protecting Defendant.
dferris85 1 year ago
@101southsideboy means your lawyer is drunk!
haha
If you understand what those words mean in english that you are able to answer your own question
Emanusmell 1 year ago
@dferris85 Law student I take it haha, Im second year
wiggity08 1 year ago
@dferris85 if you were the judge, wouldn't you try to figure out what happened?
thenaturalfl7 10 months ago
@dferris85 This judge did a great job- what she is doing is getting the facts on the record and creating a case so the idiot lawyer wii get disbarred. He is probably a public defender, poor client.
apjliny 9 months ago
"Your Honor, I can reconciliate that."
CocteauDalighari 1 year ago
Maybe the driver who hit Mr. Caramagno drove off, but I wouldn't believe that the driver of the car that Caramagno was supposedly pushed into would have just "drove off." His story is full of flaws....he should have just called in sick!
mycorolla07 1 year ago
@billykid84 :he was on trial for kidnapping.
LBomb369 1 year ago
this judge is a fucking IDIOT for letting this go on for such a long time, why is she dragging it out? She is talking about everything except for the case, this is pathetic. just give it up and call it a day, get a continuance and move on to the next case. its appalling that this dumb broad even has a seat as a judge, she is obviously incompetent just like this drunk moron who is digging a bigger hole for himself by the second.
LehmanAaron 1 year ago
Can he dig his hole much deeper?
otef434 1 year ago
Meanwhile, this drunk/concussed lawyer's CLIENT is probably on trial for jay-walking or something, right?
billykid84 1 year ago
Ok so the dude was wiped out from the night before. This judge is being a shit eater.
All she had to do to deal with this is take him into chambers and get him a ride home.
Sleep it off, come back the next day. Nobody is going anywhere any way so why ruin this guy's career.
zebrarug 1 year ago 5
@zebrarug As a lawyer you are "supposed" to have respect for justices and judges, it is a rule of court.. call it being polite. You don't disrespect the court or the "system" by showing up and facing a judge on behalf of someone else while wasted.
I'm not a fan of the law, but I do know that judges only make a choice based on evidence and are not the people who made things how they are, they just follow procedure. Think of a judge as someone who plays a game, and knows the game well..
Kopihucky 1 year ago
@zebrarug
Because if he is retarded enough to go to work drunk, especially as a lawyer, he deserves to get the consequences. Why ruin his career? Screw the people he is supposed to represent, they deserve to have a lawyer that isn't impaired.
dryanmorr 1 year ago
Stephan janoski!!!!
DivinityOfDoom 1 year ago
what the fuck took the judge so long?? it's like she was trying to figure out how doctors diagnose people, and her voice is supremely annoying. this is the reason it takes so damn long to get your day in court.
VirtualBilly 1 year ago
OMG....almost trible hit and run!!!!
hacker13sacker 1 year ago
What does the title at the top of the screen "Exclude Judge" mean?
mycorolla07 1 year ago
@mycorolla07 it means the camera will not capture the judge at her desk.
Seigu007 1 year ago
fucking awesome
fadropblane 1 year ago
He just keeps talking and lying and making it worse on himself lol
Hope111ification 1 year ago
It's funny how he's talking behind the chair as if the chair is going to protect him.
Jon839508 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahaha
This is great!
This is like the most epic trial fail in nevada history.
FlankerVT 1 year ago
@crivera88 actually it is. Many trials, especially big trials like kidnapping trials go on for weeks if not months. It is entirely likely that the lawyers will become a part of the discussion at some point.
Thedanmetzler 1 year ago
1. Get drunk, pass out, and miss your client's trial
2. Wake up, throw on suit, and stagger to courthouse to try to make it to trial
3. Pick up random woman in courthouse cafe
4. Go to court still drunk and lie to judge
5. ???
6. Profit!
warszawianka 1 year ago 4
Your comment. Is genius.
LPersUnanimous 1 year ago
@warszawianka
Ah, that was the laugh that I needed this cold and rainy morn.
Thanks for that, warzawianka.
You rock.
thegirl44 1 year ago
All prosecuting attorneys should listen to the way the judges asks questions. This judge is fabulous. She is letting the lawyer hang himself.
radbcc 1 year ago
what a horrible lawyer to not call the po po the judge should of arrested him for a leaving the scene of an accident! also he didnt even know if it was a hit n run wtf. he speaks like a 4 yr old.
NathanielEssex87 1 year ago
mistrial? best defense ever?
sbc2k1 1 year ago
Anytime I want a drink I just watch this.
Jon839508 1 year ago 2
Yer Honor, I been dropped on my head many times.
I'm OK I just have a concussion, whiplash and other major injuries due to driving drunk and abandoning my car after an accident.
BTW: I'm a moron who likes to defend kidnappers and other scum that should be locked up forever.
fhhuber506771 1 year ago
Caramagno has been on disability inactive status since 2006 haha
WildcardHB 1 year ago
And why did he not call the police? It's hard to believe the person he was "pushed" into just kept driving and didn't call police either... I know if I was rear-ended, I would call the police. Something obviously fishy about the story.
noygdbmf 1 year ago
9:09 Judge, "but you dont even know her" Caramagno "I do judge I have known her for atleast... (mumbles) 20 minutes." haha thats hilarious!
matthew2065 1 year ago
wow, just wow..
gastonrivero 1 year ago
You have the right to remain SILENT
cturboaddict 1 year ago
This is fake. No way this became a trial about the lawyer for this much time!
crivera88 1 year ago
@crivera88 i live in vegas it is real
yoyomon 1 year ago
It is ALWAYS a good idea to lie to a judge. Especially when you're drunk!
bikinggreg 1 year ago
that client must of had some money to make the lawyer do that
NebunLaCap 1 year ago
"Who's Mr. Sharky???"
Jon839508 1 year ago
The judge has such a polite voice :P
avstne 1 year ago
@avstne Yes, the judge is very patient. She seems like a nice person,
noygdbmf 1 year ago
whatis wrong the fucking judicial system, you clearly hence the different in language used between judge lawyer and witness, absolutely prejudice stereotype bullshit, fuck this judge, hope she gets rolled over by a fucking drunk
LordOftheMind 1 year ago
This judge is a pussy.
deathtotheism 1 year ago
Need a moment? Chew on a twix. *num num num* "Your honor, I would like to motion for a continuance for medical reasons. I feel concussed and I have an associate waiting outside to take me to the hospital. Here to take my place is Mr.___"
salgod 1 year ago 3
anytime you are in a courtroom and the cops are laughing shut up lol.
streetcop157 1 year ago 3
hahaha he can stand pretty good for being drunk
HockeyDarkness22 1 year ago
Mr. Sharky, hahaha.
benitokicksass 1 year ago
wow, strangest strategy I've ever seen.
radiovaudeville 1 year ago
this guy is a great lawyer
jeste4187 1 year ago
What a train wreck, oops I mean double hit and run :) I'm glad the judge knew something was fishy and kept pursuing the line of questioning.
cskarulis 1 year ago
you should add subtitles :P
Dontmakemespankyou 1 year ago
I've known her for AT LEAST 20 min. I think we established that she is a friend of a friend
BRAVOADD 1 year ago 3
@BRAVOADD This lawyer is pathetic, lol! Well obviously because he's known this woman for at least 20 minutes she is a friend! I was better at lying to my parents when I 17 and I came home from a party where I had drank some beer. Epic FAIL!
cskarulis 1 year ago
A double hit & run :)))
TheRadiastral 1 year ago 3
i bieleve the judge take her revenge about this lawyer!
boiteasucre 1 year ago
@SSgtParmer My husband had a concussion, caused by getting rear-ended. It didn't go away after a couple of hours; concussions can last weeks, depending on the severity.
HoneyNVinegar 1 year ago
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pkrska 1 year ago
@pkrska Calm down. He reeked of alcohol. The nurse and opposing counsel both discretely notified the judge of this.
MyBallzInYourMouth 1 year ago
@pkrska If you keep watching, his 'date' is called because he's lying about everything. He was driving drunk, hit someone then claimed someone hit HIM, at least from what I've gleaned off of this. AND he gets a drunk-test later on, and is declared drunk. If he's in this state and not wanting to be caught and let it go, he could f*&k up his client's case in a biiiig way.
HoneyNVinegar 1 year ago
I don't understand why he's being babied. Why isn't he being placed under arrest for DUI. What an idiot.
grape12able 1 year ago
@grape12able Because the law requires an officer to respond to the scene of the crash or to pull someone over in order to make an arrest for DUI.
amaraya 1 year ago
the writers for law & order are really phoning it in these days.
stealth082 1 year ago
This is so fucking funny.
mygaffer 1 year ago
JUST WOW!
locthetoker 1 year ago