@ZeroMyHero99 No but I do see a resemblance, it's a little sad I look like a little girl from a TV show xD But hey I'm about 6 foot 1, a guy, and I've got a soul patch.
@GoldenPigsy Because I really don't know a lot about the director outside of the Ator series. I knew he directed his own Black Emmanuel series but The Cinema Snob already mocks this guy enough.
@Bluemagus Hah! I don't like the cinema snob, so I don't watch his reviews. Funny video, this one. I can't believe you actually have the Iron Warrior vhs.
Are you a fantasy reader? The horribleness of 80's fantasy movies become even funnier when you realize how much quality fantasy made its way into print during that decade and the preceding one.
@GoldenPigsy I enjoy his videos, he has some excellent delivery with his jokes if you ask me. I guess I'm a more literal version of the Cinema Snob, minus tons of charisma and the deep voice lol. I have a lot of rare fantasy movies on VHS, it took a lot of hunting to find them but I do have them. But I'll get to Iron warrior somewhere down the road, not sure when I'll do that one though.
I do read some fantasy, mainly Tolkein, Forgotten Realms, and Howard though. But you are right it's funny.
@Bluesmagus Very nice review of Ator the Invinicle. I love that you referenced Code Monkeys (*SNIFF*I miss it so :( ) and nice little jab at BlackBusterCritic (I never did like that pretentious cock).
I can't wait for your Pathfinder review! Sorry i didn't get the chance to watch this review earlier when you told me. I got sidetracked. :(
@KirbySonicTeam That's a post apocalyptic film, it doesn't really count for me to review, the only film I'm not sure if it counts or not is a film called Lone Runner. It says it's a fantasy film but also post apocalyptic, yet it doesn't have a hint of modern technology. I'll have to watch it somehow to find out.
@Shadowdancer21b Are you referring to Colossus and the Amazon Queen? Because that's the only film I can find with that name, and it's made before my cut off point. But I will get Quest for the Mighty Sword sometime down the road, but it won't be for a while because I have 2 other Ator films to talk about, plus the Entire Deathstalker series and the Barbarian Queen movies.
@Bluemagus a different movie. Time to search the ol' database for the blasted alternate title. It's a shot on shitteo epic with a shapeshifting lion woman.
@Bluemagus Damn, you should watch Caligula some time in the future. Hey, you already have a show called "Let's watch a PORN" , so Caligula episode would be epic XD.
By the way, great review dude (for some reason you remind me of Spoony).
@PauliReenactment That would be one long ass episode but that does sound like a pretty good idea actually, I'll keep that in mind.
Thank you for the compliment though :) Honestly I don't think this review is great I do see a few ways I can improve but as long as I'm pleasing someone I can't say I did horrible, as for Spoony that's not uncommon, he and I have very similar tastes when it comes to humor, he's also influenced my comedy quite a lot in the past.
@Bluemagus Of course no one is perfect at making reviews, but your fantasy film review have all have been very entertaining. All I got to say is keep making them, because I think your getting better at making them.
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SuperPhoneDialer 4 months ago
Has anyone told you that you look like Arya from Game of Thrones?
ZeroMyHero99 6 months ago
@ZeroMyHero99 No but I do see a resemblance, it's a little sad I look like a little girl from a TV show xD But hey I'm about 6 foot 1, a guy, and I've got a soul patch.
Bluemagus 6 months ago
@Bluemagus There arent to many guys that would attract some lesbians though.:D
Aluenvey 4 months ago
How did you make a sixteen some minute review of Ator without mentioning once that director Joe D'Amato is best renowned for porn?
GoldenPigsy 6 months ago
@GoldenPigsy Because I really don't know a lot about the director outside of the Ator series. I knew he directed his own Black Emmanuel series but The Cinema Snob already mocks this guy enough.
Bluemagus 6 months ago
@Bluemagus Hah! I don't like the cinema snob, so I don't watch his reviews. Funny video, this one. I can't believe you actually have the Iron Warrior vhs.
Are you a fantasy reader? The horribleness of 80's fantasy movies become even funnier when you realize how much quality fantasy made its way into print during that decade and the preceding one.
GoldenPigsy 6 months ago
@GoldenPigsy I enjoy his videos, he has some excellent delivery with his jokes if you ask me. I guess I'm a more literal version of the Cinema Snob, minus tons of charisma and the deep voice lol. I have a lot of rare fantasy movies on VHS, it took a lot of hunting to find them but I do have them. But I'll get to Iron warrior somewhere down the road, not sure when I'll do that one though.
I do read some fantasy, mainly Tolkein, Forgotten Realms, and Howard though. But you are right it's funny.
Bluemagus 6 months ago
Ator has a habit of having his village burned down... this movie was missing Miles O'Keefe going "NOOOOOO!"
Asalieri2 6 months ago
Tits all over, Ator... I know we've been breast... best friends...
Asalieri2 6 months ago
Rather enjoying these reviews. Keep them up.
Jarrak 6 months ago
@TheRantingPhoenix anytime :)
Bluemagus 6 months ago
@TheRantingPhoenix Erik the Viking
Bluemagus 6 months ago
@Bluesmagus Very nice review of Ator the Invinicle. I love that you referenced Code Monkeys (*SNIFF*I miss it so :( ) and nice little jab at BlackBusterCritic (I never did like that pretentious cock).
I can't wait for your Pathfinder review! Sorry i didn't get the chance to watch this review earlier when you told me. I got sidetracked. :(
Gigamyt3 6 months ago
GREAT reference to Nibelungenlied!!!!
obscurebandfan 6 months ago
you thought about doing Bimbo's BC?
KirbySonicTeam 6 months ago
@KirbySonicTeam That's a post apocalyptic film, it doesn't really count for me to review, the only film I'm not sure if it counts or not is a film called Lone Runner. It says it's a fantasy film but also post apocalyptic, yet it doesn't have a hint of modern technology. I'll have to watch it somehow to find out.
Bluemagus 6 months ago
Also please review Amazon Queen. Quest for the Mighty Sword is also known as Troll 3.
Shadowdancer21b 6 months ago
@Shadowdancer21b Are you referring to Colossus and the Amazon Queen? Because that's the only film I can find with that name, and it's made before my cut off point. But I will get Quest for the Mighty Sword sometime down the road, but it won't be for a while because I have 2 other Ator films to talk about, plus the Entire Deathstalker series and the Barbarian Queen movies.
Bluemagus 6 months ago
@Bluemagus a different movie. Time to search the ol' database for the blasted alternate title. It's a shot on shitteo epic with a shapeshifting lion woman.
Shadowdancer21b 6 months ago
@Bluemagus Barbarian Queen. That's what I request.
Shadowdancer21b 6 months ago
@Shadowdancer21b -checkd DVD shelf- yep, got it and I'll get to it sometime after I review Deathstalker lol
Bluemagus 6 months ago
@Bluemagus Sweetness!
Shadowdancer21b 6 months ago
"Griba, son of Flodmar, Keeper of the 7 Keys of Fentoozler".
Shadowdancer21b 6 months ago
Can't wait to see your Pathfinder review.
My god, I don't even know these campy fantasy films exsist xD
Darkmessiah24 6 months ago
Awesome review, husband. <3
DarkAngeltheLight 6 months ago
@DarkAngeltheLight Thank you wife. <3
Bluemagus 6 months ago
@DarkAngeltheLight
Yes, it was an awesome review, rival.
ZeroMyHero99 6 months ago
The blackbuster joke was hillarious.
And you sir are kind of right.
Your review isnt great, but it is pretty damn good.
dontcommentmehoe 6 months ago
05:43-06:02 No Caligula reference?
PauliReenactment 6 months ago
@PauliReenactment Never seen Caligula so the incest joke didn't come to mind xD
Bluemagus 6 months ago
@Bluemagus Damn, you should watch Caligula some time in the future. Hey, you already have a show called "Let's watch a PORN" , so Caligula episode would be epic XD.
By the way, great review dude (for some reason you remind me of Spoony).
PauliReenactment 6 months ago
@PauliReenactment That would be one long ass episode but that does sound like a pretty good idea actually, I'll keep that in mind.
Thank you for the compliment though :) Honestly I don't think this review is great I do see a few ways I can improve but as long as I'm pleasing someone I can't say I did horrible, as for Spoony that's not uncommon, he and I have very similar tastes when it comes to humor, he's also influenced my comedy quite a lot in the past.
Bluemagus 6 months ago
@Bluemagus Of course no one is perfect at making reviews, but your fantasy film review have all have been very entertaining. All I got to say is keep making them, because I think your getting better at making them.
PauliReenactment 6 months ago 2