Every Hose Has It's Porn

[sunsetlover]

I fucking love your editing

[petmycatwiththose]

LMAO...Great vid. Excellent into, Slingblade likes dem french fried taters, with beer of course...

[megagreenzebra]

BAM!! ITS BETTER THAN YOURS!!!

[DjGreatOne2G]

Has It's Porn

[jamielynn629]

Love your intro Jack =)

[Rauscheder]

Intro + self love = Jackurbation at its finest!

[adamador]

Funny shiot bro!!! You gotta come up with the "Scratch and Sniff" iPhone app---- beer for the entire community!!! Dino

[BMUpper1]

The best 500 minute malt liquor video I've ever seen! Excellent MLV!

[Riz2336]

Great intro, cool vid jack

[FallstaffBrewingCo]

I watched it. Fine work, though I walked away with the feeling that you didn't say "MALT LIQUOR" quite often enough.

Great 500-minute MLV.

[HTTR4LIFEBnG]

"Erect Nipple Friday"...LMAO!

[hoss4107]

Great vid, jack! "Nipples that can etch glass" would be an interesting talent to have. There definitely is a lot of dramedy going on! Always happens in the off-season.

I will give the MLV a watch....you never disappoint!

[GSHLTV]

great intro jack solid editing!

mmm beer duff.........

[TheCheezyKracker]

@jackurbation thanks for the sub...Can't wait to see what you got next for us ...funny shit

[BavarianBelcher]

DavieBoy made my nips hard this last 48hrs lol the 'Truth Vid' is on it's way, and it's gonna crack u up mate. Ya can't beat intelligence Jack as you know so stay tuned buddy. You are a Legend pal...Cheers BBC

[KUARENTAKILLA1]

love the hat btw!

[KUARENTAKILLA1]

another great Jackiversal production kids!

[odeed]

Greatest intro ever.

[Jackurbation]

@odeed Fava beans!

[MrSomedrunk]

Such...Passion........keep them errect...Jack...cheers

[IllPropaganda]

Bad Boy Boogie!

[pookanc]

Erect Nipple Friday is pure Awesomeness!

[roysrod]

I dig your fucking channel! you are one funny mother fucker! shout out!

[Jackurbation]

@roysrod Gracias!

[LegacyZXT]

Nice new hat.

[Jackurbation]

@LegacyZXT The stork brought it.

[gojiguyver3]

It's hard to beat the masses of YouTube at a staring contest

[Jackurbation]

@gojiguyver3 It's like staring into a shark's eyes.....

[TheCheezyKracker]

Ha Ha awesome vid..New subscriber right here

[Jackurbation]

@TheCheezyKracker Gotcha back!

[MegaSkeet420]

na they suck,u make good vids

[419smoke]

Jackurbation 4 president!!!!

[kaspatheghost419]

@419smoke son!

[BitterPoetMadman]

If I could smell her cuuuuuuuuuuuuunt! 

[suckitupcupcake71]

I squeezed but I did not stand... does that count?

[Jackurbation]

@suckitupcupcake71 Survey says......ding-ding-ding...yes­!

[sheriffatman123]

My nips are always hard

[Jackurbation]

@sheriffatman123 And I bet they look awesome!

[dorf68]

Notes on MOLT video: Lost it at 17:56 Looks like a great one man drunken adventure and Advise taken at 19:29. I may do this , you have inspried me to do it but I doubt I could beat your time.

[Jackurbation]

@dorf68 Bullshit. You've done it in 10 before. Just because Spanky never gave you proper credit doesn't mean it didn't happen. Hope the snow hasn't buried you yet!

[alldrunkedup]

ha ha started a whole new channel for polar bears request.

[Jackurbation]

@alldrunkedup I'm dedicated!

[ShepherdDawg]

egg mcmuffin!

[Jackurbation]

@ShepherdDawg Practically a laxative for me!

[krisdlynch]

can you do smoke rings?

[Jackurbation]

@krisdlynch I'm actually pretty good at it but they never show up on video very well. Unfair!

[marcelstjean]

great jab jock.cheers.

[Ellenberg88]

1.5 seconds in and already to the favs

[Jackurbation]

@Ellenberg88 Ahh sounds like my last sexual experience!

[Savethepolarbears79]

lol nice phone call

[Jackurbation]

@Savethepolarbears79 Yeah that dude was weird!

[captmikeyork]

nice video,nice hat butt most of all nice TURRETES son

[Jackurbation]

@captmikeyork You are the turretes master!

[bluetunder40]

Hahahahalol That'a fffffff funny

[Jackurbation]

@bluetunder40 Thhhhhhanks!

[ebomey]

LOL ... The intro is great!

[Jackurbation]

@ebomey My goal is to one day beat you zombie survival video. Unlikely but I'll keep trying!

[jmwnycprr]

Duff beer rules! Awesome ass video Jack!

[Jackurbation]

@jmwnycprr Duff....better than water!

[BallzandWeiner]

Lol hard nipple Friday ur fuckin tanked

[BallzandWeiner]

I love the intro and the way you started the video...I was like what the fuck is he looking at lol

[Jackurbation]

@BallzandWeiner He stared into my soul!

[ImTheFuckinBarbs]

watched the link, love the tshirt n cheers for the shout jack! hard nipples friday could take off

[Jackurbation]

@ImTheFuckinBarbs Ya know I'm kinda suprised AC/DC hasn't made a song called "Hard Nipples" yet!

[Ridge97]

you should do a fisting dickhole friday..LOL

[Jackurbation]

@Ridge97 Ouch! But not out of the question......

[RevJBBrutal]

Cheers for the mention Jack.

hard nipples friday, infact i typed this lmnsbdghjnbv with em!

[Jackurbation]

@RevJBBrutal Excellent nipple typing!

[outdoorrat]

I've watched snails fuck because I'm that lame, and I swear one of em had hard nipples, but it wasn't quite enough for me to burp the bald guy over...jajaja slingblade

[Jackurbation]

@outdoorrat I've heard snails can get kinky. Just slooooooowly.

[FallstaffBrewingCo]

Cannot. Click. Link. On. Phone...

[Jackurbation]

@FallstaffBrewingCo That sucks because I finished the 40 in twenty-two seconds and then spent the other 20 minutes getting lap dances from girlcomic and machete.

[bikemessenger7]

hmmm, a link. lets just take a look...

[djalkaline1]

Cheers to the weekend brother have a good one

[StickyInADarkBlueCut]

duff hat ftw

[Jackurbation]

@StickyInADarkBlueCut Yes!

[themetal40]

awesome intro man

[hstrung44]

hard nipples friday may be the best theme for a friday video yet. all these sling blades can type the shit, but can they cam up and talk the shit? i'd really like to see that happen. shoutout to dramedy!

[Jackurbation]

@hstrung44 You've been getting some video anti-love lately. That's where it's at. Promotion and inspiration. Typity-typers are dull as dog shit.

[logcabinlooms]

So, I am watching on my phone, stop because it rings, but it turns out it was your phone ringing, so then I have to go back and watch the video over again. Tricky way to double your veins.

[Jackurbation]

@logcabinlooms My masterful plan worked!

[nonfatalfonso]

zero fucks with hard nipples friday

[Jackurbation]

@nonfatalfonso Sounds good!

[THEALABAMANATI0N]

HHHMMM...I just bought a new glass beer stein that would look great with an etched script "A" on it! I'll let you know when it's finished....

[Jackurbation]

@THEALABAMANATI0N "A"s are cool. They can stand for Alabama or Asshole, depending on the person!

[glitch777]

i liked the malt vid. there was kind of a lull point in the middle, but it's better than a lot of malt vids ive seen on here. too bad the camera died

[Jackurbation]

@glitch777 Well it was just the SD card that had a time limit. Had I had more room on it I could've really given an epic lull in the middle!

[kg9pz]

Add me to the small group and put me on the short bus, cause I got my helmet, Jack. I aint ashamed.....I GIVE A SHIT! I miss the good old days....my nipples were always hard back then.

Another excellent example of alcohol induced dramadey, brother!

[Jackurbation]

@kg9pz Ahh, youthful nipples. They were always standing at attention back then. Aging blows!

[chrisstomper86]

seriously hard nips fri.........u get a new hat ?

[Jackurbation]

@chrisstomper86 Poor Homer is getting worn down. Gotta start rotating a bit.

[PreppersTactics]

where the fuck have you been, stop being so lazy and make more vids,,, jesus christ

[Jackurbation]

@PreppersTactics Damn work schedule. Interferes with both my vid making and alcoholism. Drats!

[sjporr]

I'm tweaking my nips as I type oh yeah thats it harder

[Jackurbation]

@sjporr A true nipple warrior you are, sir!

[robthebank1987]

lmao ''hard nipples friday'' genius jack!

[Jackurbation]

@robthebank1987 Yippie for nippys!

[machete469]

Genius,I tell you..Thanks for the shout in the 500 minute 40..867-5309.

[Jackurbation]

@machete469 I wish like hell I had your gift of gab. You are one of the few "no skipping required" MLV makers.

[tmanly25]

Almost 4 minutes of philosophical Bullshit, You are the Man CrackerJack. Keep them videos

coming

Tom in SC

[Jackurbation]

@tmanly25 Hey, bullshit is my middle name!

[blackpoopshadowfear]

I cant remember what friday it is? Hallarious you made another account ...lol Hey JD props to you for being a good sport

[Jackurbation]

@blackpoopshadowfear I wish my sd card had more room. I could've totally made a paraplegic stand up and leave then!

[MrBadassandy]

classic jack

[thatguyfred2]

@MrBadassandy Why does your cousin have an adams apple?

[HokieHomeBrew]

lol i love the intro man..great editing..i never take the time to do shit like that..but its quality sir

[MrBadassandy]

@HokieHomeBrew i agree

[Jackurbation]

@HokieHomeBrew Ahh, but you have specific things to say in your videos. Me, mostly bullshit. So I gotta hide it with flashy tricks!

[metalvocalistwanted]

kickass vigeo bro xP

[Jackurbation]

@metalvocalistwanted You probably have no idea how much your editing inspires me. Shhh, don't tell anybody!

[metalvocalistwanted]

@Jackurbation ah shucks thanks dude :B

[Izman65]

I don't know what to say about this video. I usually am not at a lost for words. But for some reason I can not think of a single good thing to say. Which is alright as I can't think of a single bad thing to say. So I won't say anything about the video. I will use this space instead to hawk my own channel...Come and watch my videos guys, they are worse than Jack's!

Oh and Jack...Thanks for this ad space.

[Jackurbation]

@Izman65 Indeed. Who else pays for tacos with a ton of coins? Izman in the building, ya'll!

[Izman65]

@Jackurbation I just watched your 40 video....You own me 22 minutes of my life back. I would compare the video to listening to Ron Paul speak. It rates right up there with visiting the proctologist. And to think...I could have watched 22 minutes of porn.

[Jackurbation]

@Izman65 No way. A proctologist visit is definitely better.

[BigVOLdaddy]

and the snappy titles just keep on "cumming"................im going with ERECT NIPPLE friday

[Jackurbation]

@BigVOLdaddy It's official. Let's write congress to make it a paid holiday.

[STEELEWORLDWIDE]

great kill!

[Jackurbation]

@STEELEWORLDWIDE And an excellent malt liquor video. Follow SWW parts 1 - 7 on Twitter!

[AirlayLeekoh]

shouts out to philanthropic endeavors of erect nipple research

i always look forward to your posts.

cheers!!

[Jackurbation]

@AirlayLeekoh Erect nipples should not be hid in the closet. I'm on a mission.

[nosmirc73]

I'm disappointed that there is no "double like" button. I feel I owe you $1 for the intro alone. Another top notch job, Jack.

[Jackurbation]

@nosmirc73 Sadly if the producers of Silence ever saw that they'd feel like I owed them $100,000!

[jvega419]

Seeing a new Jack vid is like cartoons on Saturday morning. You know what I'm saying. Superfriends, LaffOlympics, Scooby Doo.

Shout out to nipples.

MALT LIQUOR

[Jackurbation]

@jvega419 Wonder Twins....activate!

[KneebarBuffet]

Don't ya hate it when ya making milkshakes and a bunch of boys show up in yer yard.

[Jackurbation]

@KneebarBuffet Yeah what a buzzkill.

[mote62239]

Don't rush me!  Everyone subscribe to the new channel! I Did!

[Jackurbation]

@mote62239 Taylor Dayne in the hizzy.

[tinmanboo]

It was either watch Roots again or this long ass video. I have no life, I watched the whole fuckin thing.

[Jackurbation]

@tinmanboo You poor man. But I gotta agree, Roots is only good for one viewing per life time.

[woodswalker67]

I love hard nipples,everyday should be hard nipples day

[Jackurbation]

@woodswalker67 Agreed.

[Tantrum777]

Production Value!

[Jackurbation]

@Tantrum777 A budget of millions per video!

[sixfteightinguy]

Yuengling, so do you live in or near Pennsylvania? I still think you're my good friend twin brother, lol! would love to watch who is the best beer drinker, you or him, lol! if you are interested, we'll be playing texas holdem or euchre next week in his garage near Greenville PA. My buddy loves his beer, dress & looks like you. I still say you're him or he's you but doubt there could be two of yinz, lol!

[Jackurbation]

@sixfteightinguy I'm in NC. But oddly enough my fave beer is from Penn and a huge amount of my favorite tubers are out in the Penn/Ohio/NY area. So I do feel a kinship there. Your buddy sounds like a handful. Good luck!

[sixfteightinguy]

@Jackurbation my buddy is an interesting character and loves his beer too. if you need any supplies of PA bear, just let me know as I go through NC when going to florida for our family vacation during easter break, lol!

[stlrayedwards]

Shout out to erect nipples. I'll have to post a video response...Off to make a "Dalt Licka Diddio"

[Jackurbation]

@stlrayedwards Haha. I recently found some things....no...I shall say no more...

[TheG0dKing]

Looks like TCB40 shut down his account.

[Jackurbation]

@TheG0dKing Apparently so. Guess he couldn't take what he liked to give.

[paperweightgirl]

Ouch to hard nipples Friday. lol

[Jackurbation]

@paperweightgirl But a good ouch!

[chopplolo]

Jack lets get one thing fuckin straight, You never fail. Your the man and im sure most of your viewers would agree! I will watch no matter what. malt liquor!!

[suckitupcupcake71]

@chopplolo AGREED!!!!!!!!

[Jackurbation]

@chopplolo You're an open minded kinda guy. Boobtube needs more of your type.