Dexter Headbutts Doakes - I OWN YOU

[de3s3]

press 2 for headbutt spam

[moviefannnnnn]

i loved this scene. i hated doakes. he shoulda minded his own business and mabye he wouldnt gotten killed. one of the best shows ever

[Choekaas]

Does anyone else love that Dexter headbutts him with the hands in his pockets? Like it's too easy :D

[Bradstarz1997]

Press 4 to switch to anal haha

[TheRealPetChicken]

Doakes was awesome.

[Veence1987]

1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2. I lol'd.

[AtheismCentral]

Dexter must kick ass at chess

[janglots]

OWNED

[VinzHeisenberg]

SUSPENDED, MOTHERFUCKA!!!

[MegaLeony]

0:45 LOL

[LionMoofassa]

Dexter: I own you *headbutts*

*30 seconds later*

Dexter: *Trollface* U mad, Doakesfag?

[GemoDawn]

Pressing 2 over and over just never gets old...

[MrCase22100]

I LOVE IT!!!

[Kriselette]

Lauren Velez Is Very Mean In This Show But I Like It Don't You<3

[Midnite3290]

Press 0, wait until Dexter says "put this in your report"

Then press 2 ^_^

[toldosaurusrex]

I laugh so hard at this

[RachelBennettIs]

My favourite scene ever. <3

[Farekim]

Shame he died, he brought some extra humor to the show

[DiceOfDiscord]

After watching this season it was hard to watch these two interact in Six Feet Under and not think of Dexter vs. Doakes.

[MyFutureLover]

@DiceOfDiscord Lol, different actor but they do look similar. Doakes is played by Erik King and Keith was played by Matthew St. Patrick.

[elymcginty]

Awesome

[jackichan472]

@ TamaHaruisLOVE

Dex knew tht jd would atrack him

[EternalSearcher]

@jackichan472

no shit Sherlock

[linearman0245]

@tarheelfan94

I'm suprised the annotation "OWNED!" didn't appear when Dexter headbutted him.

[TamaHaruisLOVE]

Fuck Dexter! Bitch Ass Nigga is a cunt! How he expect to get away with head butting JD and not expect him to come after his sorry ass!

[greenchef6]

@TamaHaruisLOVE He did expect him to come after him that was the point dumbass If you watched the episode he was trying to get him fired.

[manchesterkid2oo9]

keep pressing 2 :P

[pierocks94]

Naaz08, yeah they can bring back a man who was killed and blown literally to pieces

[scotthebruce2]

Best television rivalry ever. I only wish it could have lasted longer...through season four and the trinity killer, maybe.

[t3hxl337xnub]

@scotthebruce2 wasn't really a strong rivalry. Dexter was kind of undercover then in the 11th episode trinity found out that dexter was actually after him

[scotthebruce2]

@t3hxl337xnub i was talking about doakes and dex - i wish that could have lasted longer. imagine if doakes was around for the trinity killer and still on dexter's case..

[t3hxl337xnub]

@scotthebruce2 Dexter was going to turn himself in, but Lila found doakes and burned down the cabin. But if all that didn't happen, you're right dexter would be fucked if doakes was still on his case. -Off topic- Season 6 finale tonight ^_^ !!!!!

[linutas]

@t3hxl337xnub and it was fucking epic

[t3hxl337xnub]

@linutas HUGE FUCKING CLIFFHANGER MAN

[CHAVEZKRYSTAL]

PAWNED MOTHAFUCKA!!

[CromwellRestriction]

I PWND YOU!!!

[Iamso0oserious]

rofl funnies dexter moment hahahaha

[koolkoori]

Doakes was my favorite !

[cytiboy]

Dexter: That's right bitch get owned! What? Why are you on the ground?

[questionforanswer]

oh yes! my favorite part of the whole series! that and when he kicks dokes' ass in the swamp.

[CHAVEZKRYSTAL]

@questionforanswer nd in the storage scene when Doakes like lab geek my ass!! lol

[soberchimera61]

Probably not very PC for a white guy to say "I own you" to a black guy.

[IdentifiableUser]

Dexter owns Doakes. That's slavery.

[seanfenrir]

@IdentifiableUser this whole scene kinda mimics black and white relationship in American History LOL

[CHAVEZKRYSTAL]

@IdentifiableUser lmfao i never looked at it like that til later on lol xDD

[babewire]

Surprise Muthafucka! I own you.



[captainrawn253]

the 13 dislikes believed in doakes

[LOLWUTCHEESE]

/watch?v=RzJKzk8SCrM

[2ndprodigy]

Doakes was such a bitch, watching Dex smash him was golden!

[Lawlite26]

Hit 2 repeatedly for HEADBUTT MANIA!!!!!

[Noobkilla99786]

Hit 3 Repeadetly for Dexter being raped D:

[VENIVIDIVICl]

Repeatedly press 2 for crappy sound effect

[music483th]

DEEEEEEEXXXXXTTTTTERRRRRRRR. FTMOTHERFUCKINGW!

[betao1970]

best season ever

[Crazyman1212]

i love dexter

[BigAgitator]

I freakin' love Dexter... and this is a damn good example of why!

[Akiyama4711]

why the added sound effects? totally cheesy 

[zarenj21]

It just got racist wooooot. sike racism sucks.

[MEareCAT]

Dexter is such a manipulative coward. It's sad when the main character of a show is an evil cunt.

[Jumpman0818]

@MEareCAT but it was good when the "evil cunts" were main characters in Shakespeare's plays ?

[bbad891]

@MEareCAT The whole show is about him being evil.

[music483th]

@MEareCAT Do you even watch the show?

[jonyeire]

@MEareCAT he is not realy a coward he manipulative though but he beats doakes twice in show once hand to hand and the other time doakes has a gun and dexter is unarmed not really cowardly considering doakes is twice his size

[ddemonicflame]

@MEareCAT I like to think 'clever'. Manipulative, yes..

[Whodattwodat]

Why in the fuck did they write doakes off camera!!! He and dex were brilliant

[seaninboise]

@Whodattwodat cuz eventually a showdown had to come, and one of them had to go... he was onto dexter from ep 1, but yeah i liked his character even though he was a bit one dimensional

[coldstaind91]

0:20 SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKA!!!

[cyberus125]

love the sound effect when he gets hit.

[badmankey1]

kapow! batman! ow! fuck! ow!

[BenStevensIrving]

13 people are Doakes's relatives

[parasynaxis]

NUMBER 2 - PRESS IT

[sniffman1]

Suprise muthafucka

[emilycrry9]

it looks like doakes has a boner... srry no olffense 2 any1

[SmilesOfEvil]

In the books, Doakes doesn't get killed off, but La Guerta does. I find this more acceptable than the series...

[Defrath]

I always hated that Dexter got Doakes killed. Doakes was a good character.

[rolythepro]

lol pressing 2 is funny

[Se7enEleven11]

press 3 fast - for rape

[Gereman01]

press2 rapidly

enjoy :D

[G0odf3lla]

@Gereman01 I do this once a day

[OutcastForevermore]

@Gereman01 hold it instead C:

[firebaby7]

i liked doakes, hated to see him die, even more so hated to see how his character was so disrespected in death, but hey, dexter needed a scapegoat for those murders and doakes was it.... but still, a part of me would like to see his name be cleared....

[livie072003]

I am so glad that doakes is gone. I could not stand that character,

[pescasefu]

press 6 fast

[YeGraphicFilms]

Hey, what's Gloria Nathan, Enrique Morales and Moses Deyell doing on Dexter?

[RigidPenis]

8ʬʭ ²

[tarheelfan94]

only dexter could headbutt some motherfucker and make him look like the bad guy

[freddiejimenez]

Dex can push the right buttons on anyone.

[Kuupoju]

Hey Doakes, what are you going to do about that bruise?

CAUTERIZE MOTHAFUCKA!

[adumbbrunch]

Press 2....rapid attack

[pescasefu]

@adumbbrunch frakin fanny xD

[mitra32203]

i miss the motherfucker

[CanadianDeer]

Suprise Motha fucka

[DeadSinger95]

so EPIC

[LordGosai]

Why would he just punch Dexter in the shoulder when he was on the ground?

[Gibbowr]

press 6 nicec hand job :o



[AGJM233]

he should hav said 'i own you bitch'

[DeadSinger95]

@AGJM233 hahaha a good one :D

[spiderfreak20]

dexter

-serial killer/pimp

[TheBadSniper]

If I was Dexter, I'd be dying trying not to smile after Doakes gets sent out.

[TheSliver888]

press 2 meny times to kick his ass

[tmasse11]

ha ha I seen what dexter did there, clever

[JakeDarksun]

Screw Quinn Doakes was wayyy better

[LoboEye]

@JakeDarksun And Dokes is still alive in the books.

[matthy9999]

doakes was a great character

[JoelsBlawg]

LOL when I saw this on tv I was like Suprise MOTHAFUCKA!

[Marobot]

Woah Dex, a little bit racist dont ya think ? White man tells a black guy he owns him ?!?! Those days are over Morgan @_@

[za1pp]

Doakes was awesome

[Bladerunner93]

To be fair, a kick in the nuts or a punch to the gut would work better. a headbutt is kind of risky, plus facial bruises are more visible.

Still, very awesome

[doubleg137]

@Bladerunner93 I think the head butt was the most effective against doakes. It gave dex enough time to get away to get into the squad room. I think he could take a punch to the gut very well. a kick the the groin could have been countered.

[ChaosWonder]

i like the tv series a lil better than the books but i wish i could have seen doakes w/o hands, feet, and his tongue like in the books

[scxrling]

I hate Doakes's mouth. He's like in permanent kissy-face.

[Frodojo111]

Doakes is such a cuntish character..........He has no charm which just about every other character does. Even Dexter's victims have their moments.

[SplitByTheShadows]

The headbutt is my favorite scene out of the whole series. Just so awesome.

[oddersisadog]

Owned Bitch! I laughed so hard when he said " I Own You" best line ever.

[MJJandJB]

Dexter is HOT! :D Dexter is the best tv-series ever! :)

[Jaysus777Live]

Press 2 for repeated ownage

[granpapi29]

@Jaysus777Live HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[tommekkeuhh]

deam nicely sead by dex

i own you

[zonip67]

What the hell? FAIL. I mean, c'mon, why didn't he say that Dexter attacked first?

[juanbandito]

@zonip67 Because the people at the police station knew that doakes had it out to get dexter in trouble so doakes knew they wouldn't believe him so he didn't say anything. Thats the whole reason why dex headbutted him so it would first piss him off and second it wouldn't leave any mark so doakes couldn't prove anything then obviously doakes chases him and retaliates but the guys at the station dont know what happened. Seriously do you even watch dexter or do you not pay attention.

[MrFredde1234]

@juanbandito Thank god finally a smart comment!, i love Dexter hes so awesome at building up strategies, he had all along doakes in a little corner.

[GamesQuest2011]

surprise motherfucker

[ReginaldWorthington]

Dexter played Doakes like the proverbial fiddle. He controlled Doakes' emotions. Indeed, Dexter pwned Doakes.

[jalle88]

@brittanydallas77 ROFL! That's fucking hilarious! :D

[shibuya222]

fuck this is awesome

[5lyjyWaft5r]

i own you motherfuca!

[gaudiofpwnazz]

Press 3 for butt sex

[Crazy4krystal]

No, HOLD down 2.

[IClarke2974]

press 2 for head rape

[SantasEpicFail]

Just like old times if you know what i mean

[the20thcenturyfox]

I laughed so hard when he headbutted him def one of the best scenes from the show.

[neilwilson557]

the awkward moment when a white guy says "i own you" to a black guy

[ArtisticSpaz]

Doakes was doomed from day 1.(I mean when you play the guy investigating a serial killer main character, you're fucked)......but the tension he caused with Dexter, and how he might've reacted in Season3 and 4 are what I miss about this man

[Twiiggyman]

People miss Doakes, pfft.... I say fuck him. He got too damn close and got fucking owned. Too bad it wasn't by Dex's hand. Oh well, gotta follow the code I suppose... lol.

[Vetgo21]

LIKE A BOSS

[unbound86]

dexter would make a great krogan

[RyanLutz1992]

@unbound86 I laughed so hard when i read your comment. lol

[halfbreed1426]

@unbound86 Indeed

[dvir971]

such a great scene

[pryomnicom]

Stop at 1:42 doakes has an erection xD

[GodTorak]

god love dexters manipulative personality

[GodTorak]

OWNED



[fngrbrdr2]

I tried this with my English teacher after a failed test...didn't work out as well as I expected.

[braducsb2]

@fngrbrdr2 Haha - wait till you get caught for plagirism... then you'll need to bust out some true Dexer moves and cut up the bitch's body and "bury" her at sea.

[HumanRights4Everyone]

@fngrbrdr2 Headbutt and all?

[Beerbottles123]

@fngrbrdr2 wait so you headbutt-ed you own teacher?

[Beerbottles123]

@fngrbrdr2 wait so you headbutt-ed you're own teacher?

[oOPaintboyOo]

@fngrbrdr2 you made my day XD!!

[msumada]

Why couldn't they keep Doakes. He was awesome...

[ZaCkOX900]

@msumada What happened to Doakes?

[Noimnotthatguy]

@ZaCkOX900 he blew up.

[central807]

@ZaCkOX900

dead...and owned...

[FacebookQueen]

Kiss each other already? :P

[spamdude1]

Why is Doakes giving him a dead arm instead of smashing his face in?

[Finonymous]

@spamdude1 I have always wondered the same thing :D They fight like me and my brother.

[BuiikiKaesu69]

lol I guess i'm the only one who was happy that Doakes was gone

He was annoying and a faggot.

[fngrbrdr2]

@BuiikiKaesu69 I can imagine him kicking down your door, shouting: "SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA!"

[RiotNoobs]

Press 6 really fast and it looks like Doakes is wankin it

[MsJorgis]

press and hold 2 for chickendance.

[coryboy345]

To all you black people, he definitely meant "he owns you" like in a slavery way.

[breeeegs]

dexter isn't the type of person that would care about race

[coryboy345]

@breeeegs No, but the idiots on here who keep bringing up the race card are dumb enough to believe it...

[poopjuice0]

people are making racist inferences from this? lol. Stupidity should hurt..

[MrMattlishus]

doakes kicks butt...bring him back all fried up fire scarred ... thats how the show should end... the final season.. BAM... doakes gets his man

[gstatfoo]

lol i havent botherd to see what idiots are saying this is racist...but i just wanna know...if youre making a race comment then clearly youve most likely never seen the show..which brings me to ask, how the hell did you come across this video? lmao. it kills me to see stupidity. so basically you thought it was a good idea to watch a video about a show youve never seen and then go as far to say that "THIS IS RACIST!" is that it in a nutshell? lmao. One Word: imbecile.

[NaYarB04]

press 3 for surprise buttsex

[NaYarB04]

Press 2 for CCCCCCCCOMBRO BREAKER

[eftultimate]

im black and this shit was funny, Dex is the fucking man

[SmellsLikeLazySpirit]

lol Dex is an evil genius. ^_^ 

[poernchen89]

Spam 2 for Headbutt Fun!

[KidAnime20]

Hold 3. Doax is gay??

[dovestones]

Ahhhh, Doakes, you are sadly missed.

[ReginaldWorthington]

@dovestones

Doakes, you are sadly missed...and sadly owned...

[UpstairsMaid]

holding 2 key down you get dexterpecker....

[Yellie876]

smart little shit isn't he?

[MostCamperKills]

Is headbutting really possible without self-injury? I have heard of focusing power, but...I would laugh to see a two people fall down in pain.

[SH1N1NGG0LD]

@MostCamperKills It hurts like a motherfucker but it hurts more for the other person, mainly because they don't expect it.

[MostCamperKills]

@SH1N1NGG0LD

Haha thanks for answering---it may hurt like mother, but at least you look bada*s doing it!

[jakalope72]

@SpawN3H fucken awesome mate, hahaha, you remind me of me!