Maybe if some of you were decent enough to respect how animals deserve to feel like, then your lives wouldn't be so shitty that you feel the need to spew things like that on the Internet like the low life bitches you are.
I live here and the show is not exaggerating. You are forced to pay for organic and gluten free food. Forced to buy "local" - which means "Marion" (just awful) berry ice cream and pies - Marion berries are wild, very sour berries put in everything up here because they are local. Kiwi fruits up here are hard and sour but "locally" grown in this cloudy and cold state. Moving back to the Republic of Texas
@bustacapinlutha Did you just refer to Texas as a "Republic"? LMFAO, what did they turn liberal or something? You aren't forced to buy ANY organic food in Portland, NONE, NADA, ZERO. Every major grocery store has identical meats and produce as anywhere else in the United States. The only thing they don't have is Wal-mart, and that's GOOD, since when is it a Republican value to ship jobs off to China? Oh I guess now that they have a wealthy trust fund baby for a candidate, LOL.
Really the next step is to breed farm animals similar to ameglian major cows that way you can have what their diet was, what cuts of meat will be most delicious, what their home life was like, what their owners were like, and have a conversation with them. :D
"I'm so weird with that gas pedal it just moves the whole vehicle forward..."
it's moments like that, where if you aren't paying attention it will go right past you but it speaks volumes about his character, the absolute bewilderment he has towards cars haha
@Ragglfraggle That's fine and all, but that still doesn't explain how this is funny. Not trying to be bogus. Shows that people in Portland are out of the ordinary, but that doesn't mean it's funny.
@greenbone23 The sketch isn't lampooning foodies. It's lampooning people that care about things that have no baring on what the food actually tastes like what-so-ever. Sort of the opposite of foodies really.
This is worse in San Francisco! The local pet store owner gave me an even more detailed explanation of where my doggie's fresh food comes from. She visited the farm herself. I asked jokingly if the cows were social and she said yessss. She didn't know I was joking.
I remember when I was young and my dad took me to whole foods and he grabbed the milk and eggs, and I asked him, how is organic exactly? Are they organic cows? LOL he just laughed, and said, good question! LOL
Were the walnuts grown local? Is the waiter local? Was the sheep of the milk local? how close to Portland was it milked? Is that background music imported? if yes, was it via a local port? ...I have so many questions. this "no reservations" video leaves me wanting more info.
i went to a resturaunt today and i asked the lady to tell me more about the burger i was going to order. i was with my friends and they thought it was sooo funny
Living in Portland I can say that I have been to many restaurants that are basically this detailed, minus the actually going to the farm. But there is a huge stress on local, organic, happy animals before they become dinner.
That makes me want to puke... I'm from rural Oregon and I can tell when I'm talking to a city slicker. "Is that fair trade? Made in a sweat shop? and "What was the [animal]'s name is a cliche joke here. Oregon is a vast forested state with a sparse population, yet Portland carries the vote and because they live in a concrete jungle, they believe trees are an endangered species, so they destroyed the best renewable resource we have: timber Our economy in rural Oregon is strangled by Portland.
I love this clip. I live on a genetically modified, 100% conventional farm (which is the best type of farm). Organic people are crazy and just like this!! Well done Portlandia!!
Everything is organic- nuclear waste, used band-aids, monkey schitt. If it's from earth it fits the bill, regardless of marketing agent's bets to see how gullible you are. you either fall for it like these brain donors or you do not.
@deathbypowerglove and you stay there! and learn how to drive in the left lane, its only for people that want to drive fast! Jeez wannabe portlandiers....
"And this is, this is lo-cal?" The way he says "lo-cal" in such a liberal-nag-trying-to-sound-nonchalant way is SO PERFECTLY ANNOYING. This is just great.
I hate this people. Just tell them yes is organic and whatever you want (even if is not) they are not going to notice. I hate this king of "VEGANS" freaks. I have a friend just like that, one day I cooked for her and she was worry about her food and I said yeah baby is organic (it was not) she enjoyed the food so bad. Hate her. LOL
I can't eat gluten or dairy but I always end up just ordering the same thing at restaurants because I don't want to have to ask a million questions about my food was prepared and end up looking like this haha. also whats with the stereotype of portlanders driving slow, ive heard it here and there but other people have told me they never noticed that.
An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was caught on film in New Mexico. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG @ samzurick*dot*com contains peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers". THANKS!!
and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and you have good relatonship with this farm?
ORANGE HI-C!!!!!!!!!
Negodes 1 day ago
33 people don't like happy chickens.
clonetriplesix 2 days ago
"sorry to interrupt, but, I have the same question." XD I completely lost it.
SoleCitizen33 3 days ago
Maybe if some of you were decent enough to respect how animals deserve to feel like, then your lives wouldn't be so shitty that you feel the need to spew things like that on the Internet like the low life bitches you are.
Inyoureyes911 3 days ago
Thank you for posting this it made me happy =] an laughy also xD
Inyoureyes911 3 days ago
I live here and the show is not exaggerating. You are forced to pay for organic and gluten free food. Forced to buy "local" - which means "Marion" (just awful) berry ice cream and pies - Marion berries are wild, very sour berries put in everything up here because they are local. Kiwi fruits up here are hard and sour but "locally" grown in this cloudy and cold state. Moving back to the Republic of Texas
bustacapinlutha 4 days ago
@bustacapinlutha Did you just refer to Texas as a "Republic"? LMFAO, what did they turn liberal or something? You aren't forced to buy ANY organic food in Portland, NONE, NADA, ZERO. Every major grocery store has identical meats and produce as anywhere else in the United States. The only thing they don't have is Wal-mart, and that's GOOD, since when is it a Republican value to ship jobs off to China? Oh I guess now that they have a wealthy trust fund baby for a candidate, LOL.
botchalism 6 hours ago
awesome
setpunks13 4 days ago
The skit doesn't end there, they go down to the farm and it gets ever crazier. I want to say more, but I won't. Should be seen, not described.
bluechao 6 days ago
Really the next step is to breed farm animals similar to ameglian major cows that way you can have what their diet was, what cuts of meat will be most delicious, what their home life was like, what their owners were like, and have a conversation with them. :D
sheshiechan 1 week ago
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sheshiechan 1 week ago
Hahaha!! It's almost like they turned that book, Stuff White People Like, into a sitcom! =D
LeCreativeGenius 1 week ago
31 people don't think it's local.
aaronjordan938 1 week ago 3
We wanted to make sure he had lots of room to run around and play with the other chickens before you cut his head off so we could eat him.
swflbear 1 week ago
"I'm so weird with that gas pedal it just moves the whole vehicle forward..."
it's moments like that, where if you aren't paying attention it will go right past you but it speaks volumes about his character, the absolute bewilderment he has towards cars haha
okcdasphoto 1 week ago 2
Hippies innovate a moral dine-and-dash! What's next?
oblomov222 1 week ago
it's a very funny skit, HOWEVER, it's exactly the way you should act in a restaurant/exactly the types of questions you should ask
dagda16 1 week ago
@dagda16 Wow.
This skit is actually mocking YOU.
pureevilfnord 5 days ago
i dont eat organic chickens unless they were the ones doing the raising of the farmers.
ando1135 1 week ago
I drove way too slow here today, didn't I?
samanzibar 1 week ago
they can go eat an organic peice of shit
rclawrence1987 2 weeks ago
i hate ppl like them soooooooooooooooooooooooooo much
rclawrence1987 2 weeks ago
"i'm sorry to interrupt i have exactly the same question" hahahahha
blaker92 2 weeks ago 5
@blaker92 i'm sorry to interrupt but i was about to post the exact same comment
zzestyturkey 2 weeks ago 10
Aleki...
Russellmeboy 2 weeks ago
@Ragglfraggle That's fine and all, but that still doesn't explain how this is funny. Not trying to be bogus. Shows that people in Portland are out of the ordinary, but that doesn't mean it's funny.
MrTryfe 2 weeks ago
@MrTryfe - then clearly you're one of the overzealous foodies that this sketch is lampooning. We're laughing at you, not with you!
greenbone23 2 weeks ago
@greenbone23 The sketch isn't lampooning foodies. It's lampooning people that care about things that have no baring on what the food actually tastes like what-so-ever. Sort of the opposite of foodies really.
tetracycloide 1 week ago
"I'm sorry I dont mean to interrupt but I had exactly the same question"
noidealeftbehind 2 weeks ago
OMG.....too funny!!!
hattiedonna 2 weeks ago
Have you met Aliki?
420highpriest 3 weeks ago
Can someone explain to me how they find this funny?
MrTryfe 3 weeks ago
@MrTryfe If you've ever been to Portland, people do this shit.
Ragglfraggle 2 weeks ago
hold our seats? hahahahahaha
4pogo6 3 weeks ago
This is worse in San Francisco! The local pet store owner gave me an even more detailed explanation of where my doggie's fresh food comes from. She visited the farm herself. I asked jokingly if the cows were social and she said yessss. She didn't know I was joking.
liquidfairy 3 weeks ago 2
Just don't eat the chicken. Love the northwest.
ethoamerican 3 weeks ago
I remember when I was young and my dad took me to whole foods and he grabbed the milk and eggs, and I asked him, how is organic exactly? Are they organic cows? LOL he just laughed, and said, good question! LOL
vickywog 3 weeks ago
Organic chickens are so OvER! Lol
cameltowing321 3 weeks ago
Portland is so cool.
jimbobanalbeats 4 weeks ago
OMG if you live in portland you are probably laughing from how true this is hahaha
grantiell 1 month ago
Is it local? hahaha, I'm from Portland and yes, people are like that.
RockinToke 1 month ago
I can't help but notice they left without paying for their wine...
bballdude76 1 month ago
Lorne Michaels of SNL fame has finally done something recent that is funny. SNL has been so lame for years….. and Portlandia is so much better. also
For astute social observational humor that explores the quirkiness of the human psyche watch JERRY RIO on his channel and the THYRDEYE channel.
MrJerryRio 1 month ago
if you want an organic chicken just go down to tijuana ask any old lady if you can buy some chickens
avor 1 month ago
This video has convinced me that my hometown is the Portland of New Jersey (aka Princeton). Fortunately I'm not this much of a hipster. xD
...Our organic pizza actually rocks though :p
BlizzardtheWolf97 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
just finished the Portlandia + BULLETT Magazine interview onlineee...it was so great...if anyone is interested
i think you can probably just GOOGLE: BULLETT Media and Portlandia
check it out...pretty funny
LJpein 1 month ago
His name was Colin
Mother: Alice
Father: Larry
scottf0623 1 month ago
Were the walnuts grown local? Is the waiter local? Was the sheep of the milk local? how close to Portland was it milked? Is that background music imported? if yes, was it via a local port? ...I have so many questions. this "no reservations" video leaves me wanting more info.
AltitudeBrewer 1 month ago
i went to a resturaunt today and i asked the lady to tell me more about the burger i was going to order. i was with my friends and they thought it was sooo funny
328acb 1 month ago
I watched this episode last night and I swear I had to pause every 3 seconds to laugh my brains out lol this was hysterical...
Silverstar00611 1 month ago
HIS name is Colin, despite the fact that "he" seems to be a hen
SkyCabin6 1 month ago 2
Living in Portland I can say that I have been to many restaurants that are basically this detailed, minus the actually going to the farm. But there is a huge stress on local, organic, happy animals before they become dinner.
lavenderflames 1 month ago 23
@lavenderflames Sounds like you have a lot of idiots running around there. watch?v=fhBKtjDtTVk
sure1313 1 week ago
@lavenderflames do u even live in portland
hydro2328 1 day ago
"His name was Colin" XD
chelseamuse72 1 month ago
That makes me want to puke... I'm from rural Oregon and I can tell when I'm talking to a city slicker. "Is that fair trade? Made in a sweat shop? and "What was the [animal]'s name is a cliche joke here. Oregon is a vast forested state with a sparse population, yet Portland carries the vote and because they live in a concrete jungle, they believe trees are an endangered species, so they destroyed the best renewable resource we have: timber Our economy in rural Oregon is strangled by Portland.
davidwillhite 1 month ago 3
OMGoodness, I want to kill myself now...ya know...just out of principle. O.o
riodv 1 month ago
i'm not sure if i should be offended... not all people are like this... portland is not this weird.. but along the lines...
328acb 1 month ago
so tired of hipsters
tcelikel 1 month ago 2
that gas pedal....
unclefishbits 1 month ago
EXCEPT FOR THE NAKED BICYCLE RIDES..that sounds awesome..
Slomoshun09 1 month ago
I love this show..and sry to and Portland people here..but your town sounds like fucking HELL.
Slomoshun09 1 month ago
They understand us. Keep Portland Weird forever<3
FrenchHorn1000 1 month ago 2
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YourEvilHeroz 1 month ago
and, and, and, and and, and and, and and, and...and, and is this really how it is out there?
yersinia9 1 month ago
I love this clip. I live on a genetically modified, 100% conventional farm (which is the best type of farm). Organic people are crazy and just like this!! Well done Portlandia!!
24KLew 1 month ago
minneapolis is also just like this...
anelson3 1 month ago 3
@anelson3 Heh heh heh, true that :P
DrMeh3 1 month ago
@anelson3 So is Madison!
oracleofdewphi 1 month ago
Oh my gosh, the car part is freaking spot on. I encounter these people in Portland quite often. haha!!!
brittanyyyDAMNIT 1 month ago
"I'm sorry to interrupt- I have exactly the same question."
TheyStopWar 1 month ago
I hate hipsters!
DaleRobby 1 month ago
Keep Portland WEIRD!!!!!!!
nicman2011 1 month ago
Chicken is so over!
BLeeMenke 1 month ago
this has inspired me to ask if my burger is made out of free range cow every time I go to a fast food place. I love portlandia <3
monkeyfarts914 1 month ago
I'm totally gonna end up like that in 20 years or so... lol
SpoonsAtMidnight 1 month ago
This show has actually made me want to go to portland, it seems like such a magical place.
indigo0086 1 month ago 5
i completely lost it at "an-an-an-an...."
redhockeycab 1 month ago 58
live near Portland...I also know people like this...:)
kenzpark5 1 month ago
and and and and and and and and and and and I love this show.
procov8 1 month ago
FYI Portland has spread to the little island of Kauai, HI. There are thousands of these people on the island.
baillou2 1 month ago
hahahah this is weird
selenagomezlover77 1 month ago
this is weird
selenagomezlover77 1 month ago
a loooot of these ppl in nyc 2...
gomogomomo 1 month ago
Damn I live in portland.. I'm not like this lol
rjhblog 1 month ago
Dude I work at a seafood restaurant in the mountains far away from the ocean and I've literally had people ask me if the seafood was local -_-
shitfacedwaffle 1 month ago
Hipsters are funny. Just eat the damn chicken.
NorwegianGodofRock69 1 month ago in playlist COMEDY & PARODY
This shit is FUNNY!
Locdome 1 month ago
She looks like she's on a date with her grandma. Yikes!
garzj019 1 month ago
this is the best,portland is so self righteous,and trying too hard to be hip,its like disneyland for grownups you never have to grow up!!!
pdxpaul1 1 month ago
Lived in Ptown my whole life. Holy shit was this accurate.
AlphaQSilly 1 month ago
ahahaha fuck portland
ClearColorCloud 1 month ago
@ClearColorCloud Portland is like a million times better than whatever shit town you came from asshole
XxViciousXmushroomxX 1 month ago
The 50% of Salt Lake City that's NOT mormon-ia
maxgut010 1 month ago
I'm sorry to interrupt, I had exactly the same question
rhymeswithflames 1 month ago
this show could also be called 'Austin-ia'
ItsybitsyspiderMamma 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Looks generic. Like Me and You and Everyone We Know meets Flight of the Concords.
Gmancrap 1 month ago
A quietly brilliant series. Loved this sketch and the Feminist Bookstore and the Wireless Phone Store and the Hipster Hotel sketches.
txmoney 1 month ago
nprrrrrrrrrrrrrr great interview, right thurrrrrrrr
aaaaaiiiiirrrrr 1 month ago
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aaaaaiiiiirrrrr 1 month ago
He's just a guy
l0velytashia 1 month ago
Everything is organic- nuclear waste, used band-aids, monkey schitt. If it's from earth it fits the bill, regardless of marketing agent's bets to see how gullible you are. you either fall for it like these brain donors or you do not.
lingbopper88 1 month ago
@lingbopper88 But is it fair trade nuclear waste?!
worldofdraculas 1 month ago
@lingbopper88 you obviously don't know what organic actually means, stop trying to sound smart.
animeguy2356 1 month ago
Im from seattle.
I still love this show
:D
FruitRollupsAreBad 1 month ago
Im sorry to interrupt, I had exactly the same question. Haha
seashellxoxo92 1 month ago 44
I think his Woody Allen is a little over-done... I prefer my Woody Allen more... well... free-range.
HunterMann 1 month ago
Poor Colin. At least he lived a fulfilling life.
susansname 1 month ago
This is what every restaurant in Austin has to deal with.
clairefedfield 1 month ago
SO. GOOD.
levihambrick 1 month ago
If youve ever worked at a restaurant youve prob got these ppl at some point lol
wvboarder2005 1 month ago
I live in Washington State
Portland and the Oregon State....are like Canada to us.
Washington part II if you like
"Local" always makes me think "excuse to cost more" "organic" has the same effect
deathbypowerglove 1 month ago
@deathbypowerglove and you stay there! and learn how to drive in the left lane, its only for people that want to drive fast! Jeez wannabe portlandiers....
edwards503 1 month ago
@shuckslbj: He's saying local. Adjective:
Belonging or relating to a particular area or neighborhood, typically exclusively so: "researching local history".
unibrothers11 1 month ago
"And this is, this is lo-cal?" The way he says "lo-cal" in such a liberal-nag-trying-to-sound-nonchalant way is SO PERFECTLY ANNOYING. This is just great.
shuckslbj 1 month ago
Hahaha. I've been this waitress before.
TittyMongrel 1 month ago
This is kind of off subject but did anybody notice that IFC has 666 videos?
FlamingoBearGoose 1 month ago
i'm sorry to interrupt I had the exact same question
notoriousm 1 month ago
PERFECT LOL
ONlyTHEOButters 2 months ago
I hate this people. Just tell them yes is organic and whatever you want (even if is not) they are not going to notice. I hate this king of "VEGANS" freaks. I have a friend just like that, one day I cooked for her and she was worry about her food and I said yeah baby is organic (it was not) she enjoyed the food so bad. Hate her. LOL
juancamex 2 months ago
bahahaha XD this is HILARIOUS! How these people portray their characters, it's almost as if that's how they truly are.
roxie218 2 months ago
less than three minutes and I already want to kill these people.
mwells219 2 months ago
I work at a restaurant that specializes in local and organic foods, and I have to answer these silly questions all the time. So annoying!
YourLittleAmpersand 2 months ago
I work at a vegan restaurant and this scene is exactly what these people are like. Not my favorite peeps
bcoventrymakeup 2 months ago
I can't eat gluten or dairy but I always end up just ordering the same thing at restaurants because I don't want to have to ask a million questions about my food was prepared and end up looking like this haha. also whats with the stereotype of portlanders driving slow, ive heard it here and there but other people have told me they never noticed that.
jlynchvideo 2 months ago
Haha, never noticed before the restaurant is called "Gilt"
xekul 2 months ago
Does anyone know the song they play at the very end?
sauceisaboss 2 months ago
this show hits so hard
radiofingernail 2 months ago
I'm sorry to interrupt, I have exactly the same question.
ctodd152 2 months ago 3
fucking foodie hipsters. they're everywhere.
codestud3 2 months ago
this is SO northampton, ma
MusicalSundae 2 months ago
I'm gonna ask you again, it's local?
imjohnandyouare 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was caught on film in New Mexico. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG @ samzurick*dot*com contains peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers". THANKS!!
peopledick 2 months ago
This....is SO fucking true! Freaking hipsters here in Portland all do this crap.
blackrose235 2 months ago 5
This clip is obviously an exaggeration, but I really do know people in Portland who are like this.
RiverCrystal 2 months ago 40
HILARIOUS
charliesattva 2 months ago
this is local? I love this..reminds me of the pretentious, clueless, literati of Northwest Portland.
poreillyjefe 2 months ago
I did this at a restaurant once, they thought I was serious...
alleeoo 2 months ago 6
LOL best part is when he goes "sorry to interrupt, I had exactly the same question."
caffeine150 3 months ago 6
@caffeine150 Sorry to interrupt your comment, I had exactly the same comment.
magnetglue 2 months ago 15
17 people didn't buy a chicken from New Seasons.
snarf3l 3 months ago 3
I am so weird with that gas pedal, thing just moves the whole vehicle forward...
ChiliWilly16 3 months ago 19
carrie's eyes at 1:41
love it
sammyenn 3 months ago 3
it tears at the core of my being
Hereforthehumor 3 months ago 3
I'm sorry to interrupt, I had the exact same question'
Marcomaticmedia 3 months ago 7
"I'm just a guy"
ByTheBirchTree 3 months ago 3
It just tears at the soul of my being ...
islandtimes1798 3 months ago
What happened to Colin the chicken? Awesome!
guppypup 3 months ago
and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and you have good relatonship with this farm?
Rotguin19 3 months ago
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sunnycrackers 4 months ago
I work at a heath food store. I know these people.
sillygilly7 4 months ago 76
@sillygilly7 HAHAAHAH me too :P
whatthechump 4 months ago
@sillygilly7 sounds like a great reason to get a new job
xekul 2 months ago
@sillygilly7 Also if you work at Trader Joe's.
grandeTO9 1 month ago
That chicken was definately female.
littleladytomboy 4 months ago 6
this is hilarious
Abcflc 4 months ago 2
Perfect this is awesome!
DixRay 4 months ago
A diet of soy and hazelnuts, hmmm? Carrie's totally allergic to both these things. Ha!
nominalnobody 4 months ago
I love this.
soupsoup2006 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
white people are hilarious
Chungchile 5 months ago
I love their subtle humor. When is the next season coming out?
cutiepatootie66 5 months ago
Foster fuck yeah!
Josedono 5 months ago
OMG! Ambassador on CDBABY.COM was seen near this eatery recently, i bet he goes to eat there after being in a recording session!
3xinfinity1 5 months ago
I'm so weird with that gas pedal...the thing just moves the whole thing forward anddd
urbanstature 5 months ago 2
And and and and and and and and and and and and and you and and you have a good relationship with this farm?
aona1989 5 months ago 94
and and and and and and and and and and and an an an and y... and y... and y... you have good relationship with this farm?
CLEMSONSHERARD 5 months ago
Portland is the worst city on earth. these smug bastards are awful. this is so realistic
ZackSesh 5 months ago
I lost it at 1:51
Harshaw007 5 months ago
HAHAHA!
AlrauneX 5 months ago
Portlandia? You suck. Leave the Bloggess alone. Or we send Copernicus after you.
goblueinga 5 months ago
I live in Portland, fuck portland. These people here are fucking crazy.
Vroktar2009 5 months ago
@Vroktar2009 Then you can go live somewhere else, and I'll keep my weird Portland :)
fonziekj52 5 months ago
@fonziekj52 I have been here for 35 years... how about you leave asshole.
Vroktar2009 5 months ago