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  • - We've just experienced, and are still experiencing, a huge financial crisis.

    - The government is violating our freedom of speech on a daily basis, and wants to damage the flow of free information.

    - There is an upcoming presidential election in a few months.

    But fuck that, we need to focus on these people online who masturbate to cartoon ponies.

    Look, we all have weird fetishes. Why make such a big deal out of this?

    Not a clopper, but why even bother?

    What are you trying to accomplish?

  • @shredderduuude No, not all people "have weird fetishes", speak for yourself.

    and for all you know the guy who uploaded this might have immediately closed youtube and gone back to planning for the recession or whatnot

    you might as well say that doing -anything- not related to current affairs is wrong.

  • Oh you hate cloppers?

    Tell me how this effects you personally.

  • @sebsabrony something has to affect you personally for you to disaprove?

  • @angrydead Let me spell it out for you. There's a difference between disapproving (example, me not liking coffee and thus not drinking it) and putting time and effort into making a video in an attempt to ridicule an entire sub-sub-culture and denouncing several affiliates. This behaviour reeks of insecurity. Detaching yourself from a sub-culture over fears of being associated with a minority within it.

  • @sebsabrony /)

  • @sebsabrony Unlikely anyone who stopped being a brony becouse of peer pressure is an even bigger tard than a regular brony. ridiculing your culture is acceptable becouse the minute you starting vocally associating with it you became fair game. Ah more kids cartoon psychology-if they're being mean to me it's becouse they're sad inside, I think not.

  • @angrydead *because

  • @angrydead Ridicule can be accepted, that doesn't make it right at all.

  • People masturbate to cartoon ponies. So what?

  • @ZombiePhysics I think you answered your own question their.

  • @angrydead *there

    So acceptance of other people is the problem here? Fuck this society.

  • @ZombiePhysics Sounds about right-get the fuck out, we'll all be happier and wel'll save same money not keeping your worthless hide.

  • @angrydead I'll stay here as long as I want, thank you. And what's this about money? O_o

  • @ZombiePhysics Never ceases to amaze how lame Bronies attempts to defend themselves are, still I suppose Expecting wit from a Brony is like expecting a world class runner from a man with no legs.

  • @angrydead I like your retarded generalization that all bronies aren't witty or intelligent. I'm trying to find a pattern in your capitalization, but it's impossible.

    That's the second time I've noticed gross hyperbole in these arguments, or rather the lack thereof arguments. *yawn* Try harder, dickhead.

  • @ZombiePhysics It's a generalization affirmed by this and every other encounter. Ah grammar corrections the last refuge of the moron

    This isnt an arguement it's a Brony being a Brony in front of his betters. I've yet to see you argue a point outside of a moronic statement about society's unwillingness to give you a pat on the back for being a failure.

    I'd ask you to try harder but I get the impression this is your best.

  • @angrydead I get the feeling you intentionally fucked up the second sentence, but I wouldn't be surprised if you did it accidentally.

    "a brony being a brony in front of his betters" So what you're saying is that you are somehow superior just because I like a television show you don't? Go fuck yourself. You do realize that whether or not I am a failure in life is completely subjective and not objective at all, right?

    If correcting grammar is used by morons, then you should be great at it then!

  • @angrydead Generalization: a proposition asserting something to be true either of all members of a certain class or of an indefinite part of that class

    So what you're saying is that every single brony will not adhere to your exact way of thinking. Of course they won't if you're actively against them. They'll never be what you want them to be in that case, you fucking retard.

    And I argue about society's intolerance because it's a massive problem. What else is there to argue about in this?

  • @ZombiePhysics Yes and you've adhered in every way I presumed-as has every Brony before you.the isnt the issue here since you have it. What you want is unconditional acceptance and a pat on the back.

    Yep I am litterally better than you but the Brony thing isnt the reason-it's the indicator.

    Ohh burn, "no you're stupid!".

    Brevity is the soul of wit. Not everone thinks Bronies are great-deal with it.

  • @angrydead I have enough hope in humanity left to believe that nobody is this stupid, therefore I declare that you are a fallacy and a homosexual.

  • @ZombiePhysics Ah a non-statement becouse you cannot back up your nonsense/ Go an watch your shitty cartoon I cannot wait until it gets cancelled and I don't have to listen to your unwarrented drivel.

  • @angrydead You never had to listen to me in the first place, you dickhead. You could have ignored it, yet instead you bitch about me responding to you. Death is too good for you. Enjoy your deluded world of intolerance and retardation.

  • @angrydead *and

    Use some punctuation, you fool. And why would I stop talking about it simply because it ended? My godlessness, you are the dumbest human being on earth, to so much of an extent that I do not even consider you a human being. You are the least evolved form of any multicellular organism on the planet.

  • @ZombiePhysics ah more non-staments and some sperging , cry some moar Brony. I'd suggest you seek therapy for wishing people who mock you dead (without any respect).

  • @angrydead Statement: a single sentence or assertion

    I respectfully suggest you buy a fucking dictionary.

  • @angrydead

    bit.ly slash AAzxEd Numbeer one

    bit.ly slash As5p0l Number two

    That's two things in my collection, there are more.

    In short, she thinks bronies are fucking awesome and a proof of her complete success as an animator and a director. Also you're a douchebag. Also grass is green.

  • Is it wrong that I have a bigger problem with all of the Dark fics surronding this fandom over the whole clopping thing, or does that just mean i'm sane?

  • Im a brony I'll admit it to anyone that asks but masturbating to them? well I dont want to offend any of of my bronies out there but no thats a "No fly zone" but bro if your done with bronies thats fine because quite frankly we are done with you or at least I am why dont you ignore us and we'll ignore you sound fair don't troll on other peoples interests even if it is different. As that certain meme once said "I will love and tolerate the shit out of you" and dont even try to connect those

  • typical mlp posts. These people disgust me.

  • You don't even know who a clopper is. Cloppers are not Bronies and this is official.

  • Trinket sounds like cloud8745 o.o

  • I have nothing against people who do it. But I have everything against people who go on shit like ponychan and /mlp/ and go on pseudo-poetically about how they masturbate to cartoon horses. Then I want to slap them for being such massive fucktards.

  • *knocks over a stack of beer cans* OVER FEMINIZED FRUITBOWLS

  • "Each man kills the thing he loves" ~ Oscar Wilde

    I thought that was an appropriate quote for this.

  • God dammit, really?!

  • Haters gonna hate, but sursly? Obv ppl are gonna hate on you because you clop. Deal with it.

  • Cloppers are disgusting people.

  • @DaBestBrony ...I'm a clopper, BUT I LOVE MY PONIES IN A PRIMARILY NONSEXUAL WAY!!!!!

  • @codafett Then you sir, are an Super Brony. Watching the show AND clopping to it makes you superme. Watching ponies, clopping to it (sometimes) and spending every bucking second on ponies makes me an HYPER BRONY. (Or SUPER)

  • @DaBestBrony Intolerant people are disgusting people.

  • @ZombiePhysics "YOU'RE JUST INTOLERANT, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! INTOLERANT NAZI! FUCK YOU!!! OUR LOVE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING,GO PRACTICE YOUR HITLER AGENDA SOMEWHERE ELSE. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY WHEN I CAN'T SHARE MY LOVE OF PONY DIAPER SCAT INFLATION MACRO VORE WITH THE WORLD!!" he said as a river of diarrhea spewed from his mouth-hole.

  • @SpamNapkin I just love gross hyperbole that overlooks the entire purpose of the comment entirely.

  • @ZombiePhysics I DO tolerate you, that doesn ot mean i support you

  • @DaBestBrony Thank you for being the most rational person so far.

  • @ZombiePhysics It's not hyperbole, that's literally how you sound to me

    also maybe if you didn't treat your pony obsession like it was such a huge deal and then immediately turn around and say it isn't a big deal no one would make fun of you for it

  • @SpamNapkin Hyperbole: obvious and intentional exaggeration

    It's fantastic that you immediately assume I myself clop, even though I have given no indication of such. And since when have I acted like this was a big deal in the first place? My entire point was that you were bitching as though it were a colossal problem.

  • and liked

  • the creepy half of the fandom

    this is from a brony.

  • I can never respect bronies knowing that some of them do this, or enjoy thinking about it at the very least.

  • I don't really care if bronies clop or not. I don't see it as such a big deal.

  • @RevengeOfMoctezuma y cant more people be like you <3

  • @RevengeOfMoctezuma SOOOOOOOOOO ??

  • @ThatDisembodiedVoice I see what you did there

  • Sweet jesus, An heroing is truly the only option for these failures.

  • @ThatDisembodiedVoice

    fucks given = 0

  • @ThatDisembodiedVoice lol I'm not even mad XD

  • Oh god! Oh god! Make it stop! I can't watch it all through.

  • This makes me embarrassed to be a brony

  • not all bronies clop. i would know. i dont.

    

  • I honestly feel embarrassed mentioning I'm a brony...so many times the first response is "So you get turned on by ponies?" No...i don't get turned on by the ponies. Sure i really enjoy the personality, and if they were in a girl (human) sure I'd be turned on, but i personally dislike how the X rated content seems to be warping what being a brony is.

  • @KyleAlexJohn Here's a solution: WATCH OTHER SHOWS! The show was spawned from two execs at Hasbro asking each-other how they could make more money off plastic ponies. Seriously why can't you "bronies" realize that.

  • Though I do want to say something to my fellow bronies.

    Think about it this way, if someone went about dressing like house, quoting him all of the time, and referencing his way of life as theirs now and how much they like them, it would seem odd to someone who isn't a fan. That is what brony community needs to understand and accept. Our own pony communities are wonderful, and being able to accept anyone is wonderful. But we shouldn't parade it about, and call out people not being 100% the same

  • yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff

  • Oh and that bestiality tag doesn't apply! Because no ones fucking horses.

  • Let's all follow the advice around 1:55 ...don't judge others who like it!

  • Go ahead and clop. Just don't parade it in front of all the world. I have my kinks, but I keep them secret.

  • Bronies are faggots

  • Good. Simply get the fuck out from our fandom. People like you who thinks that a small (Not that small, but a rather small compared to the fandom itself) amout of bronies who sexually pleased from the beloved colorful ponies are the whole brony community, are not worthy to call themeslves bronies. So what if people fap to this? God damn it, if you can't love and tolerate, you should not be among us.

  • @alonzy989 Actually Alonzy, being able to love and tolerate, is not a prerequisite to be loved and tolerated. Some people just aren't able to appreciate the other viewpoints, and throwing them out for it is the opposite of what we'd want to do. We're not an elitist club, we're just a type of person most people should be able to approach with a problem, and we'd be okay with offering real support, as opposed to trolling.

    Are some of same said nice people gonna be perverts? You betcha

  • @VxNightshadexV

    I Guess you're right, I just got pissed off for a moment :S

  • "Furry pics of Aries"

    Why on earth isn't there kinky furry art of Greek odds?

  • only once...to the CMC

  • ponychan.net: nobody here will ever get laid in their lives, ever

  • why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why

  • What the hell is shipping? As in delivering goods by ships?

  • Everyone just shut up. It's a fucking fetish. Who really gives a fuck?

  • OMG you may think ponies are cute but fap to them? I mean that's wrong and sick if this comes out to national tv MLP is done, I think

  • Haha, I don't want to live anymore.

  • wait wait wait...

    There are people who MASTURBATE to PONIES?!?!?!?!?!

    Wierd pat of YouTube, Again

  • 4chan should always be narrated

  • sadly, cloppers are not a minority, they are actually a considerable part of the fandom (even some famous bronies are included there), and normal bronies have to embrace/defend them bacause they "must love and tolerate" all of them, I consider myself a brony, but I'm sick of repeating "I don't fap to ponies dude", and I find the idea of "clopping" disgusting and disrespectful towards the essence of the show, but the sick part of the fandom is slowly taking over the rest of us.

  • @ShadowShepards Oh, come on... there can't be that many of of them, right? I mean... that's just a disturbing thought. Who are those "famous bronies" you're talking about?

  • Who care's that people masturbate to certain things? Everypony has different fetishes...

    even me. Dun dun DUN!

  • @davisbr96 "Everypony"

    Ugh.

  • @Writtenjustice Oh, it's okay... you get used to it after a while.

  • @davisbr96 I don't wanna be used to it! I want it gone!

  • @Writtenjustice *leans over with a grin on his face* You seem upset

  • @davisbr96 Of course I'm upset! Now is there any reason to bring asterisks into this? D:

  • @Writtenjustice *continues to look at you with a grin on his face*

  • @davisbr96 C'mooooooon

  • @Writtenjustice *He then puts a fist upon his cheek and looks at you with the "you must be new here" face*

  • @davisbr96 All I ask is "why?"

  • @davisbr96 Responding to people with memes makes you look like a tool. Just saying.

  • I understand their reason for "clopping" completely its just that when your about to do it dont you realize that this is My little Pony? I mean seriously I don't hate bronies I am just wondering WHAT MAKES YOU NOT WANT TO STOP?

  • This is fucking horrifying.

  • Not judging people for what they like? Is that guy serious? It's like, what people do most of their waking time. That guy should stop judging people for liking to hate on him. For irony's sake.

    Srsly, porn just ruins every community/fandom.

  • ah that 68 dislikes would be Brony fuckwits who can't deal with normal people laughing at them

  • @angrydead Can't you appreciate that most of these people are approaching it with some level of intelligence? They aren't just like PINKIE PIE IS SO HAWT DUED

  • @alexmeanberg Nope.

  • @angrydead Lol. Okay then. Have fun being an idiot.

  • @alexmeanberg Will do I'll back to enjoying tv shows where the target audience isnt 4-8 yeard old girls. Like the idiot I am I won't white knight for them. I can't wait until this show is cancelled.

  • @angrydead Please explain your thought process. I don't understand it.

  • @alexmeanberg Hardly suprising. Afterall an idiot like me who watches shows who's target audience isnt 4-8 yeard old girls and doesnt sperge on the internet when someone somewhere doesnt think that's great would be hard to grasp.

    I think I can explain the concept of how the show will eventually be cancelled if you like?

  • @angrydead no more like it's do to the fact that people call cloppers bronies when we are not the same that why we have the subname clopper so that not everyone thinks all bronys are like that and i can deal with people laughing at me just not on false reason.

  • @ryanclemons1 Not a problem I also find non-'clopping' Bronies hilarious,

  • @angrydead

    > Dividing the humanity into normal people and bronies

    Yeah, you fail pretty hard.

  • @FranTheTrickster that might have more clout if it wasnt coming from the sort of failure who white knights for a shitty cartoon for little girl and it's retarded fans

    On reflection I'd like to expand normal people to people who arnt complete failures since let's face it most of the freaks laugh at Bronies as well.

  • @angrydead MLP isn't shitty and is for everyone, not just little kids. It's a social experiment.

    You aren't allowed to judge what people jack off to on the internet, because it's the fucking internet.

    Now then, I'd say people wasting their time flaming an actually decent & benevolent fanbase are likely to have severe insecurities, possibly hiding their own social problems behind their false bravery (also why jocks exist IRL as a culture)

    Also, Ad hominem much.

  • @FranTheTrickster Nope it's a childrens cartoon if it's a social experiment it's one that's repeated again and again since tv was invented. Actually I'm allowed to judge or mock people on whatever I wish, it's one of the fun aspects of life. Aside from the fact I'm not flaming you and you in fact came here and enagaged me. You don't seem to have a very good grasp of human psychology, life isnt like those shitty cartoons where the Alpha is secretly sad. strawman back at you.

  • @angrydead MLP is a social experiment. Lauren Faust tried to prove that a cartoon for little girls can really be fun and enjoyed by anyone, on a very limited budget no less. Target audiences don't mean jack shit. No one insults me for being a big fan of Darkwing Duck or Animaniacs, despite both being cartoons for kids, because that makes no sense. But people insult me for being a fan of FiM, even though it's really a very gender neutral show.

    Why is that?

    Because people are stupid.

  • @FranTheTrickster No she set out to write a good childrens cartoon becouse she's a competant writter, now some creepy group of adults has latched onto it she's smart enough to run with it. For insults you for that becouse it's not a huge group which prances about the internet shoving it down everyone elses throats while acting like complete freaks.

  • @angrydead Mocking and judging people is a symptom of being a douchebag, not an alpha.

    You're actually not even an alpha, just a shitty troll deserving to be put in place.

    Overcompensation is a very real thing, as are things like Intermittent Explosive Disorder and other mental illnesses that explain douchebag behaviour completely. Pity you don't know that.

    I hate the 500 char limit so.

  • @FranTheTrickster Actually no, basic psychology indicates that aggressive behavoir is typically a sign of self confidence and the willingness to assurt oneself. Douchebaggery is more about a lack of ethics. Nope, I havnt sought Bronies out to Troll . You have specifically come here and whined at me for expressing my distaste for your sadgroup, this whole " in your place" thing for the terrible crime of not thinking your group great says more about you than me.

  • i clopped once but den i took an arrow to da knee

  • i masterbate to ponies

  • Roflmao.

  • Guys I can't help what turns me on. Women turn me on. Men turn me on. Ponies turn me on. My wife likes me. My customers like me! Cause I'm the real article! What ya see is what ya get! *dramatic 80s music*

  • >making a big deal out of things other people do that have no effect on you

    >2012

  • Great cartoon, fucking ruined by bronies.

  • @TheAlbasterson .....How dare you?

  • To be fair: Friendship is magic is a really fun cartoon and it has a great and very creative fanbase with a lot of really good fanart. But... come on, there's something very very wrong about people who try to sexualize a cartoon about ponies and it's unfortunate that those are the people most people think about, when they hear the term "brony"

  • @PsychedelicDiamond you have a problem with rule 34? HUH? do you have a problem with clopping? i don't but its not in my control. its a drug and i'm hooked. when i don't feel like clopping my body says otherwise.

  • @legocontrollerjr If i have a problem with FiM rule 34? Kinda, i guess. But theres porn of pretty much everything so it's not like im particulary angry about it.. If i have a problem with people masturbating to it? Well... not really. Sexuality is a weird thing and i'm not gonna judge you for it. You can like fap or clop to whatever you want. But i do have a problem with people who have the need to tell other people on the internet what they're wanking to.

  • @PsychedelicDiamond okay then. want to know something that might give you nightmares but is a scientific fact,er i mean theory?

  • @legocontrollerjr Sure. Tell me.

  • @PsychedelicDiamond apparently if you fall into a black hole every molecule in your body will be pulled and compressed one molecule at a time and you would feel the pain over many human years, about over 20.

  • @legocontrollerjr The sheer force of the gravity around a black hole would likely kill you before you got anywhere near the event horizon.

  • I like the show but hesitated calling myself a brony (and still do). Mostly because these assholes make everyone else look bad. They can do what they want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone but fuck.

  • Stuff like this is disgusting and almost makes me forget everything good about the show.

  • This is... well.

    Okay, I just want to make it clear that while I'll watch this show when I'm bored, I'm not one of these people.

    Seriously there's something wrong with them.

  • @NyanDash sorry but i feel bad since i know what bronies did.

  • This is boring, and I want the other version with bad grammar.

  • This is really embarassing. They're ponies for gods sake.

  • Wow... These people have very good grammar... They must take the internet seriously

  • Eww i feel sick now

  • So. People actually.... to... sigh

  • if you're proud to call yourself a brony fucking kill yourself, you're proud to be autistic, and proud to be a faggot.

  • @InfiniteRhombus you are proud to be an asshat

    you wanna fight?

  • @Thiefenz You literally wanna wear diapers and rape children

  • @InfiniteRhombus why would I want to do that?

     I still want to fight someone. anyone?

  • @InfiniteRhombus That's not very nice at all.

  • @InfiniteRhombus Ah, the typical internet homophobe. Here we go gentlemen. 

  • @Arbiter567 I don't think he's using "faggot" in that sense. A lot of bronies are just fucking dumb.

  • @Writtenjustice >Implying allot of bronies are dumb.

    You know this video is being taken from pony"chan" right?

  • @xDEADLOCKEDx2468 Does it matter where? They are everywhere.

  • @Writtenjustice So are furries, so are weeaboos, so are juggalos, and more unwanted fads.

    At least the bronies seem to positively stick out more, it's just the hater's enforced opinion who make up allota shit about them.

  • @xDEADLOCKEDx2468 Yeah, there's a lot of cool ones out there (I know bronies personally; they're cool fucking guys), but goddamn many of them are fucking obnoxious.

  • @Writtenjustice "Purge the unclean" as they all say.

  • Bronies are the reason why there may be a day when I have to explain to my sister why so many creepy men liked her favorite show when she was little.

  • Im proud to call myself a brony but these people are just fucked up.

  • well I heard that mlp fim s gonnna be cancelled in november 2012

  • this is so sexy

  • *Stares at bug red NUKE CORE OF EARTH button*

    *Wonders if I should press it*

    *Finds this video*

    *Proceeds to pressing the button*

  • Goddamn it!

    So first I was a Trekkie and then the word became synonymous with obsessive virgins who argue over shit nobody cares about. Then I become a Brony and the word becomes synonymous with Horse Fuckers. Luckily I became an atheist before Catholic meant boy-lover.

  • @williamthebrit You're comparing Catholics to idiots who fap to ponies in a kids show?

  • @Costerguy1234556 Nope, I'm saying no matter what fucking fandom/religion/social group I join it always seems to be taken over by perverts and freaks.

  • @williamthebrit True.

  • @williamthebrit

    Congratulations, humans are naturally perverts and freaks. You've found out the secret of our species.

    That being said, HOLY FUCK, WHY WOULD SOMEONE WRITE AN ESSAY-LENGTH POST ON WHY THEY'RE TURNED ON BY PONIES!? Aaaagh. This video broke my brain x_x

  • @GayLPer You answered your own question 'humans are naturally perverts and freaks'.

    That's why someone would write an essay length post on fucking cartoon horses.

    Try not to think too much about the dark side of humanity, think about the lighter side like charitable organisations and innocent babies and shit like that.

  • @williamthebrit or you can do what I do and beat the crap out of everyone you meet

  • I know some zoos like the show but they too only like it for the personalities of the characters and not because they are ponies. The idea of that they are ponies drew them to the show but they stayed because of the positive messages and the kind and happy personalities, not because they want to clop to ponies.

  • The last post in this video is pretty right on and reflects my beliefs of why people become emotionally attracted to the ponies.

  • This is like a Pony Thread Simulator, except much more sinister and much more true.

  • The best troll punch line i got was...

    When you watch billy and mandy or sponge bob....

    you call yourself a billyro or sponge bro?

    Oh boy...

    i am not a Brony.... and i never will..