Alan Partridge Steve Coogan- DAN!

[Chex2331]

Dude looks like a cunt

[samosborne37]

check out my DAN! remix watch?v=Hwhl7piYsOs

[tonypap1]

I've got several mates called 'Dan' and i've got this sound clip as a personalised ring tone on the mobile phone.

Actually I haven't but I was thinking about doing it. That would be outrageous !!!

[MattHDGamer]

DAN!

[MrDarbythedude]

DAN!

[UncleEvey]

Poor old Alan, if he fell into a bucket full of TiTs, he´d come out sucking him thumb

[Markharrison1985]

"ive got your kids! ive got your kids dan"

[MOTHIKAS]

looooool

[LetsGoFcukingMental]

steve steve steve!

[lhommequifume]

Benton!

[Grymligast]

I don't know anyone called Dan. I feel like i'm missing out.

[AlrightBert]

"They're sex people Lynne"

[jackmaryon]

Smell my cheese!

[hazardous1990]

DAN!

[ufewl]

I have done that before

[samanjeddi]

still hilarious

[crapatev]

I imagine I'm not the only one who counted the number of "Dan!"s on 2nd viewing. Fifteen. Back of the net.

[ronin20scam]

Really international, everybody could laugh with these kind of humor, i do ! 8-))

[FATbot27]

Holy 240p Batman

[emziecitybird]

Can't beat a bit of classic Partridge!

[MALCBAGGIE]

''I've got your kids Dan!''

[StanPomeray]

Reminds you of a dog barking for it's owner! Excellent bit of Partridge

[mattdogg86]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[franknpop999]

best thing about this was the 2 actresses corpsing !! LOL

[joemunkey30]

Was this recorded on a toaster?

[Rathardican]

@joemunkey30 nope. it was taken from alan partridges site.

[azzafed]

@joemunkey30 hahahah what a twat you are, you've been owned

[joemunkey30]

@azzafed Calm down, buddy.

[KnightArkham]

30 people are named dan

[MrTom235863]

@KnightArkham you just killed it 30 times.

[KnightArkham]

@MrTom235863 cant tell if that was an insult or a "nice thing' to say so im going to stay neutral and say okay

[MrTom235863]

@KnightArkham Haha you alright you, fancy meeting up for salted crumpets and fig juice? X

[KnightArkham]

@MrTom235863 sounds like a lovely evening

[Truemiccontroller]

My name is Dan, neither karate kid or piss pant partridge have ever ruined my life 

[loafbonobo]

It was improvised. Look at how Lynn and Sonia try not to start laughing.

[chubbylilloser85]

Love when people see this and they say "this is a rip off of 'Walk On The Wold Side' " Even tho this was made like 5-6 years before it :P

[happytime11]

i was gonna share this with my facebook friends but they cut out his face at the end! that facial expression is fucking priceless

[djouroboros]

My name is Dan. My life is ruined by this, and Karate Kid...

[crazyplums]

@djouroboros

Don't take it too hard, Daniel son ;-)

[INTYfromDQ]

@djouroboros Every day now, all I can hear is 'DAN' being screamed into my ear...

[Glenners]

@djouroboros what? Daniel Larusso's going to fight?? DANIEL LARUSSO IS GOING TO FIGHT!!!!

[didomusicswim]

@djouroboros I have a friend in the same situation of yours! lol

[m032682daniel]

@djouroboros hahah same here, i just started a new job and they already greet me by shouting dan a million times

[goodmorninggalaxy]

my name is dan.

[SilverShamrock71]

you cut out the best bit, the look on his face as they walk away...

[enos218]

Its not what say but the way you say it

[tonyifitgoovesfunkit]

WHO ??

[studas2011]

I'll get him later lol

[Matty1991]

@AlanPQuotes on twitter.

[emmiebabes1]

DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN...

WHAT THE FUCK DO YA WANT?

... hi.

-takes a deep breath and walks away-

[MacauleyOliver]

DAN, DAN, DAN, DAN. LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL.

[therealdjcammONUTUBE]

this is my ringtone :D

[signoguns]

@therealdjcammONUTUBE Bet you'e the life and soul of the office party!!!!xx

[JimmyV2009]

Cook Pass Babtridge.....

[killanimalsforfun247]

@JimmyV2009 Sounds like something Brian Badonde would say.

[Lock201090]

556,557 views , how random

[Anotherrnumber]

cock piss partridge

[RedWine2go]

This is first class action,thumbs up if you agree.

[djparnate]

i like the bit where he says DAN! lol

[topgearfan1234567]

DAN. DAN. DAN. DAN. DAN. DAN. DAN.

[dannyspangle]

And of course.......'The Boogie'

[dannyspangle]

I also lay some of the blame on Theodore Roosevelt, Chaka Khan, and sadly, Dora the Explorer!

[MickeyLove01]

I had this as my ringtone, it drives people mad

[dannyspangle]

And fulgurites, Tim Berners Lee, and last but by no means last Justin Bieber ( that wailing fetus thing ).

[dannyspangle]

And Ganesh ( that elaphant headed freak!).

[dannyspangle]

And also Rebecca Black (blame that is).

[dannyspangle]

@mrmoe9 I blame it all on Chuck! Good bye cruel world.......

[dannyspangle]

@jaryd12345 O.K, here's a joke: You're a cock-sucking twat who's waiting to get arse raped by Chuck Norris.

And just to think it all started with Chuck in the first place. Never even liked his films anyway.

[dannyspangle]

@stoakesey Have we ever met? No I didn't think so. Can I suggest that you don't comment about people you have never met. As far as I can work out, you are the real penis here Stoaksey. Like most 'trolls' you probably have issues meeting the opposite sex, spend hours hunched over your keyboard writing invidious comments about strangers (when not looking at porn to satisfy your shallow and turgid existence). Nuff said.

[dannyspangle]

@jaryd12345 I do find it somewhat amusing that almost all of the comments left on your YOUTUBE channel suggest that you are a complete twat. Think before you write offensive and inappropriate comments about complete strangers. And yes, I took a whole minute out of my life to write this.

[jaryd12345]

@dannyspangle Ooo looky I founded the one you meant :-D DAN, DAN, DAN **whispers: he's a crybaby and can't take a joke** DAN, DAN, DAN

[dannyspangle]

@809Ollie can you actually write or speak English. You may well not like my comment about Chuck Norris, but at least I have the ability to use English grammar correctly. Come back when you understand the language better.

[dannyspangle]

@mrmoe9 Are you slightly deficient in brain cells? The reason I ask is that you can't even grasp the basics of English grammar. As far slitting my wrists (because I 'have crack like that'), I don't think so. Has it ever occurred to you that such comments are extremely offensive? Perhaps you should not comment about people you have never met. You pathetic immature little boy. Are you really 22 years of age?

[dannyspangle]

@gibbonexchange we all have our David Brent moments from time to time.

[dannyspangle]

@gibbonexchange well put, fair enough. I realised my mistake as soon as posted.

[mystikmeg]

Absolutely bloody priceless

[dweb223]

Aw man a dedicated Alan partridge site leaving the best bit about the clip out at the end?!!

[deandurbin]

Why do you cut off the face he makes at the end? It's the best bit of the clip.

[dannyspangle]

What the f?!k u about @mrmoe9. Never met you, you pathetic person! Don't mean to offend dear chum, but how dare you, and your pathetic (we can hide behind the relative animosity of YOUTUBE) little friends write anything about me.

[gibbonexchange]

@dannyspangle The word you're looking for is "anonymity" . STOP MAKING IT WORSE.

[mrmoe9]

@dannyspangle Thank you for making my day with comments like that! It is pathetic little people like you, whom make Youtube a far better place and much more of a laugh! HAHA!

[slimarcticmonkeys644]

DAN!

[dannyspangle]

No he f@cking has not!

[WeAreTheDavina]

LEAVE DANNYSPANGLE A L O N E !!!

[stoakesey]

@dannyspangle what a penis!!

[dannyspangle]

Although he is shouting for 'Dan', I think he really means 'Chuck', as in Norris.

[809Ollie]

@dannyspangle worst comment ive ever read you the whole internet

[jaryd12345]

@dannyspangle Wow... and you took 10 seconds out of your life to write this? I'd hang yourself mate.

[jreacher79]

@dannyspangle

Taxi for dannyspangle!!!

[xxHyperMusexx]

@dannyspangle dannyspangle has left the building

[mrmoe9]

@dannyspangle you should slit your wrists if you have crack like that.

[masgtai]

This is what basically goes through the mind of a dog when it gets excited...

[AlexisCapri]

Wouldn't you love to watch one Alan Partridge video that didn't have that "You can call me Al" music shafted on the end of it.

[captainpanic08]

@AlexisCapri Yes!

[MrVinushka]

I'm at university in Norwich and someone outside is shouting "DAN!" repeatedly ... this can only mean one thing.

[dronespace]

@MrVinushka

haha

[Cammers200]

27 people are called Dan

[pureinhart]

and at the end the song is 'You can call me Dan' by Dan Simon

[JanineRobin]

now you know where "alan! alan!" got their inspiration

[eXPerienceyeah]

You left the ending off where he pulls his face :(

[djparnate]

dan !!!!

[drlemoncobra]

who was he after?

[CartoonsandGuns]

ALAN! ALAN!

[GWiifanboy]

LOL look at his mouth when he yells "Dan!"

[rmartty89]

dan

[JacuzziBooty]

DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN

This was one of the best episodes of A.P. ever.

[tpmableful]

27 people didn't see Alan

[pvcmanz]

This has nothing to do with ketchup

[MrPagattack]

got it on a T-shirt hahaha thnk you routeone

[c7rky]

27 people are called dan

[BleedingTorii]

DAN! DAN GREEN!

[randomnerdpeoplez]

27 people hate dan... or should i say dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan!

[spirtkitsune16]

LOL DANNN DAAANNN DAAAAANNN I WANT YOU DAAANNNN

[sean2mush]

@catz95poke lorraine kelly?

[SXGi1b0]

@catz95poke Whose LK?

[TheDiscountDan]

Sup Alan

[CaptainLilyJane]

Best Alan scene ever! hahahah!

[crashtv]

BBC, words written by Steve Coogan.

(he is though - no one says otherwise - quite telling, that.)

[crashtv]

Coogan is a cunt, says dad.

[crashtv]

@crashtv

BBC, words written by Steve Coogan.

(he is though - no one says otherwise - quite telling, that.)

[vladsarmy]

comedy classic...long live sir alan of partridge

[antwansswan]

Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan!

[brooklynlulu]

 who could repeat and not be annoying, Partridge, that's who lmao!!

[garylarah1371]

14 dans then a shout DAN!! at the end

[garylarah1371]

imagine him saying dad daad daaaaaaad lololol

[mattomsay]

26 people didn't see the like button

[mrbushpilot]

who's attention was he after I didn't quite catch it?

[allyallykat]

i like the part where he says dan

[SXGi1b0]

@allyallykat I missed that part.

[therealdjcammONUTUBE]

got this as my ring tone, bloody epic :D

[PigskinJunkies]

"I'VE GOT YOUR KIDS DAN....I'VE GOT YOUR KIDS !! "

[TheCallOfDutyHax]

DAN DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[xpinkgirliex]

i cried so bad!:'}

[foxmakeba]

Someone should make a Dan vs Alan video.

[martinismification]

Don't rub your fanny on me!

[robertclose1]

whos dan????????????????



[sec0ndevolution]

@robertclose1 Dan's a FANTASTIC man! He really is!

[robertclose1]

I've just watched this vid 11 times and fell off my chair every time - it doesn't ever get boring! Total GENIUS!

[superhamzah85]

@robertclose1

Think a new chair is in order.

[townsjim]

WE NEED PARTRIDGE THE MOVIE!

[clsleamington]

Haha, quality

[huggiebear100]

DAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hillfay1]

love it, gotta be retarded to not see the comedy genius with alan partridge!!!!!!

[nikalikachik]

Dan...

[arizonabay15]

Does anyone know what he's shouting?

[Trawgdoar]

DONE

[Nopperabou]

I love his wavering before he shouts Dan the last time.

[rayblack2004]

lol at the end

[kingStuLad]

This is a stone cold classic

[HowardMoon7]

DAN

[flanneryged]

Utterly brilliant or what!!! I think he was looking for a bloke called "DAN".

[TJmoneymaker13]

It should be made British law that Steve Coogan be forced to forsake his own personality and be Alan Partridge. Followed around by camera's at all times and the footage be streamed online live for all too see. Available 24/7.

[VOLVORULEZ1995]

@orex06 I agree!

[playmeoffjohhny]

this is quite funny being a dan and everything

[areetimdan]

@playmeoffjohhny likewise :P

[PROTEK123]

My daughters called Danni...she dont c the funny side when i do this ......

[ch1mpanzeethat]

@PROTEK123

Just keep shouting it.

[jjjjj88ify]

That clip is one of the greatest comedy moments of all time. Coogan is the greatest comedy writer and performer of all time.

[StanPomeray]

The "Dan! Dan!" bit is superb - he sounds like a barking dog LOL

[LakeEarth]

Steve! I mean, Dan!

[Nalinho]

DAN!!!!!

[KujawskiByk]

dan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[unicronrocks]

Later in the episode...

"Looks like hardcore Benny Hill."

[dantesbuttock]

Dan's a fantastic man!

[orex06]

Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan

Please come back you're the funniest man alive...

[NIAMHOOOOOO]

Dan!!!!

[dreadly101]

WTF you missed the look at the end :(

[vinnybro]

DAN DAN DAN

[justmoijah]

@farryakafaz Haha, you know who I mean? (:

[justmoijah]

Is Danny Miller watching this? (:

[farryakafaz]

@justmoijah Probably ;-)

[123backinyerface]

The last final scream of DAN!! has me PMSL every time.

Coogan is an absolute genius.