Mass Effect Love 2

[Zan9991]

Is anyone else trying to picture this in their mind? LOL

[lockonU]

For the record: Grunt never would stab him in the back. With him its straight to face.

[ultimatekotorfan]

@lockonU I loved that!!!

[Granzecake]

hahahahahaahahahahahahaha

but da prize.........

[necridkee]

IT'S BACK UP!!!

[zedex26]

@necridkee That's... ... Impressive!!!

[Wolfsrain90]

"Someone shut that bitch up." I love you, Zaeed.

[TrapMovement]

Lol! "I usually don't fire my gun unless it's target practice." ahhahaha! I bawled my ears out

[Girlyy4]

Right between the eyes! Oh my god! :'D

[cnsmith1234]

Guess they should change the ships name from Normandy to the N7 Rainbow SR-69

[WynneL]

"there's more here than I expected, and it fits in my hand perfectly."

"It's back up!" "That's... impressive."

OMG I JUST DIED OF EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER!!! He just sounds so happy when he yells, "It's back up!"

And the ENDING.... whoever made this audio file, I think I love you, you crazy bastard!

[vaiosony2]

RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES

[TheStuntastik]

Heavy risk....... But the prize!

BUM. BUM. BABUM. WEEEERRRRr

[Lawfish66]

Wow..... now Grunt reminds me of that one gay guy that everyone says is gay but he denies it in GTA IV......... I think Brucie was his name

[ixonixas]

this should be in Mass Effect 

[TheGauld007]

There's more here than I expected, and it fits in my hand perfectly. FUCKING LMAO

[joemama114]

Quite funny... but a little hard to follow...good thing I got a healthy imagination. XD

[DarkGamanoid]

@joemama114 "filthy".. but HEALTHY imagination ^_^

[joemama114]

@DarkGamanoid I swear I only use my imaginative powers for the greater good, honest. It starts good and it just gets GREATER XD

[johnbarsby1]

Just because of this I walk and check every corner of the normandy

[paulwilliambowling]

Kasumi... The only chick I wanted to pursue a relationship with and I wasnt allowed. So, I settled for Tali. haha

[paulwilliambowling]

That is the greatest ending ever. haha



[domozombie1]

Hope me3 you can do joker he is awsome

[190shepard]

next would be female shepard and kelly mass effect love 3

[190shepard]

3 people are pussy

[190shepard]

jacob says holy shit i laughed so badly

[190shepard]

lol at when zaaed sayd someone shut that bitch up

[necridkee]

Gay shepard and zaeed ftw :)

[Revan392]

Right beween the eyes!

xDDD

[unsf8518]

Like sneaking in the captain's quarters.......heavy risk....but the priizzzeeee... XD

[supercigarettebutts]

Thank you. I now ship Jacob/Grunt. :\

[PKBitchGirl]

@supercigarettebutts LOL, I immediately posted a Jacob/Grunt prompt on the Masseffectkink on LiveJournal (basically you post a fanfic prompt and hopefully someone will write it for you)

[Peelzkeelz]

This is too damn funny XD!! I died when I heard Zaeed "someone shut that bitch up" Hahahaha

[kunven]

LMFAO when male shepper appeared at 0:29

[TheJaberwockie]

It fit in my hand perfectly lol!

[lindaron93]

I like it! I wanna do some stretches.

[thegenitaljester]

amonkira, guide my hands!!! lol

[izzygoindown]

Do Fucking wrong! Yet SO fucking funny !!!!!

[Lawfish66]

"Normally I don't fire my gun unless it's target practice"

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOL!!!!

[darthgueedo]

If you make Samara do anything extremely dishonorable, she will like it. LOL

[Maagikki]

fucking amazing :D



[tomkaa988]

pure brilliance

[GlowingBlur]

Someone shut that bitch up! God, I love Zaeed. Awesome vid XD

[necridkee]

God how i love kasumi's voice

[JackthehackAtack]

At first I was like lolz...but then....when he showed up I was like NOOO! NoOOoP0oO!

[nagyadamgm]

My god... Absoulutely brilliant :D

[Wolfstanus]

But the prize...

[Levinsnakeful]

Zaeed: "Suck it up, soldier!"

[mechmonkeylol]

Poor Jacob, once he goes krogan.......

[YorkJonhson]

Thane and Samara outside the door.. lol

[vendo233]

If you make me do something extremely dishonourabe....I would like that.. LOL

[inferno232]

But the priiiiiiiiiiiiiize....

[Neosethsmetal]

someone shut that bitch up, ahahahahahhah aaahhhhahahaha

[docsein1]

LOL

Good times!

[iOnlySignIn]

4:43 Kasumi says "OWNED!" Where does that come from? I want to make it my ringtone. 

[GhostSnake]

@iOnlySignIn I've heard her say that during battle, when using flashbang I think

[iOnlySignIn]

@GhostSnake Thanks!

[VanNicky75]

These are fucking hysterical.

[RoseTyler11]

Hahaha! XD Oh Zaeed, you are such a character! Haven't laughed this hard in ages xP Brilliant!

[07blackhawk07]

3:25 ....was that Marcus Fenix? Or at least John DiMaggio?

[thebeetalls]

I should go...

[deadlyzebra123]

Shit, you sound like a pussy.

OWNED

[JackContraband]

I'm Commander Shepard and I want to be part of that orgy!

[TigerMilitia]

God these are funny.

[hopelesslyxxhopefulx]

bahaha! brb, loling forever

[spikeargentina]

hamonkura guide my hands!hahaha

[autumslollipop]

omg xD THE PRIZE....(Music) Kasmuni:Creepy...

[Alticroo]

Right between the eyes!!!!

[nerdfreakism]

Gay Shepard and Zaeed win! XD

[domirine]

2:56 hahaha what the flying fuck?! xD

[Tehparodyman]

Oh my fucking God this had me in tears! The Shepard/Zaeed bit was brilliant XD

[mailboy241]

lol ''someone shut that bitch up'' favorite part

[Shirishama1]

Ahahaha, this writing is more than up to par with what's actually in the game.

[MikkroBitti]

RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!

[ddk545]

Oh Gah! my sides are hurting!



[SternMann93]

IMAO

"I have other priorities. Can it wait?"

*Zaeed in the background* "Suck it up soldier!"

[1bloodist]

Omg lol

[vaiosony2]

omfg I laughed so hard, this is my new favourite video xD

"suck it up soldier"

Too bad Jacob died in my playthrough. I suddenly feel like going back and save him.

[keilxkey2255]

"someone shut that bitch up!" lol

[jessimaster]

When does Jack say Jacob you pussy ?

[Tuewsday]

lmfao "What abomination is going on in there?" XD

[tookerp]

and the fact that in all of these Jacob ends up turning woman to other woman

[tookerp]

omg jacob xD

[kofmystr]

are there more of these besides the one with miranda?

[Everely]

DAT ENDING

[Artandor]

i wouldnt mind having garrus w/tali and ''can it wait for abit? im in the middle of some calibrations'' when garrus is trying to hide her from shepard ;)

[CrazyAnimatorOfDoom]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite video on the Citadel.

[CyborgClown]

"but the priiiiiiiizzzzzze" hahhaa

[DOWSS4]

"Right Between the eyes!"

[QuackVlogs]

"IT'S BACK UP!"

"IIIMMMMPREEESSSIVVEEE"

[Insomniac22100]

Garrus Shepard Bromance video brother

[mattsta127]

lol samara and thane

[Flanker0804]

Hey, and what about Garrus?

[Flanker0804]

Someone, shut that bitch up))))))))))

[TheDarthMasterChief]

i find this easy to masturbate to