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  • LAAAAAAAAAG!

  • Don't worry, he'll die due to all this lag, and respawn in jail.

  • There's your answer,right there,for why abortion should remain legal.

  • There was a guy in Indiana who robbed a store with a pair of underwear on his head. No joke. He was later identified and arrested.

  • he needs better connection he lags like a bitch

  • lol.. lag :D

  • I AM CORNHOLIO I NEED TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE LOL!

  • Why would you just give the money over?? just pull that shirt over his head and bash it into the counter a few times till he falls over then pam him in the teeth to break them out. And yeh i have done time for gbh lol

  • @blackrockgroup

    Of course, the Call Of Duty nerd has beaten someone to a pulp. On what, Xbox? LOL

  • I AM CORNHOLIO

  • @Hangmen13 i need tp for my bunghole

  • ping 999999999999999999999999999999­99

  • He needs a better internet connection, damn lag makes it impossible to aim

  • nice net

  • Obviously it's the great Cornholio

  • Shopkeeper had the perfect opportunity to batter the hell out of him!!!

  • Wow, what a douchebag. But hey, karmas a bitch, let see if he is whistling dixie, when he is finally put in jail, and they pimp/bitch him out to prisoners with his shrit pulled over his head so he can not identify them You hear this police officers, GET ON IT GOT DAMN IT!!

  • If i had a dollar for every pixel in this video....i would have a dollar..

  • @DieHardSF

    Well yeah, if you zoomed out far enough

  • Why wouldn't you just beat the robber up?

  • Flag that pothead below trying to convince poeple watching a robery to legalize pot, It rots your lungs kills braincells and can lead to about 5 different kinds of cancer.

  • @hunterziegelmann lol no it cant, everyone believes this stupid ass shit because people like you spread it around, weed isnt even addictive, i bet you think that too dumb ass. it doesnt rot lungs, can kill brain cells but beer can do that even worse and its legal, and it cant lead to cancer lololol... they treat cancer with weed. why would they do that if it caused cancer? they're fucking doctors im pretty sure they know more than you. go fuck a dog

  • @mu663r anytime you burn something, you create carcinogens. You are directly inhaling carcinogens. That means that increases lung cancer risk. Not really hard to understand.

  • @KoutetsuTenshin you have a point but you dont have to smoke it you could make it into food or just use a vape

  • @mu663r Carbon monoxide, abipoduct from smoke screws your lungs up and because this is a hallucinagen it damages nerves in your brain. It's not false and people beleive it is safe from pot-heads e you spreading THAT around.

  • @dave564oida no. shit. Smart. Fuck

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK STUPIDITY SHOULD BE LEGAL! POST THIS etc etc etc.. 

  • lagger

  • he is cornholio

  • He is a symbol to all rebels everywhere! I am ENSPIRED!

  • Notice they didn't catch him.. Fucking worked.

  • I think thats a KKK member ? lol

  • Wow he is laggy!

  • lmao its the great cornholio!

  • look how much he is over the counter i would ov twated him well bad the goon lol

  • as soon as i found out that it happened in Florida, it all seemed much more normal. People in Florida dont do things the way you and i would. theyre different.

  • @harshLesson "Special" if you will.

  • hes like fuck that its just 40 bucks

    atleast he didnt find the 2 grand under the till

  • now thats what i call a 1000 ping

  • hes a pro

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  • Sniper 1:BOOM HEADSHOT!, wait WTF U FUCKING HACKER

    Sniper2: he does seem a little laggy huh?

    Sniper1: well fuck yea he must be hacking

    Sniper2: no man look at his ping its like 800

    Sniper1: oh figures he must be from austrillia

  • Fucking Lag

  • He is lagging.

  • He shouldnt be hard to find not many people walk that way

  • he probably wore the socks so there would be no finger prints but still thats stupid just wear gloves :S

  • lol looks like when the sims used to lag

  • @GoldenbanjoDJ sims is gay

  • @coolspot377

    thanks

  • Anyone notice on all these videos of people robbing convenience stores the shop always looks the same?

  • He demanded a couple packs of Fags lol

  • @Stevespeeze which also means ciggarettes u dumbass

  • @blazz1337

    Its spelled cigarettes.. dumbass lol

  • way too much Beavis & Butthead

  • @AClayyyHD hey im not in the intro jk

    whats up with the video and why is it takling so long for the vid to load but the ads load insantly?

  • LOL W T F

  • I AM CORNHOLIO, I NEED TP, FOR MY BUMHOLE!

  • OMG HOST LEAVE

  • its cornholio!

  • WELCOME TO AMERICA!

  • YO IF U WANNA SEE A DOPE FREESTYLE TYPE IN LYRIC1 FLOWSESSION

  • "Hand over a mother fucking pack of fags!" Lmfao

  • @CastanedaDude Whats so funny?

  • @CastanedaDude haha that actaully made me laugh

  • Let's see how many North Americans laugh at the British word for cigarettes, "fags". lol

  • @Ignozi (silent chuckle) fags !!

  • @BMTH131313 Ok listen England made the language that u speak then u ameiricans came with a funny idea to piss us of eg. fags is what we calll cigerates

    u call it soccer we call it football

    we call it crisp u call chips

    we call it chips u call it french fries

  • @MrSamsamtv Im boutta smoke a fag crisp and then turn in my chips at the casino for some dough! American slang translation- I am going to shoot a feminine gay male until he is completely dead then turn in my winnings at the casino for money. LMFAO!

  • @MrSamsamtv who cares

  • Bevis can now buy TP for his bunghole !

  • LOL cornhulio!!!!!

  • why comply to a fruitcake like that? just say no. what's he gonna do? take his socks off?

  • bunghole for my people!Lake lake tittycaca!! bughoe! you want to see my bunghole? i must get tp for my bunghole!

  • is he teleporting? o.O

  • @gorrilascreamo no hes lagging :)

  • @gorrilascreamo hes a LAGGER

  • @gorrilascreamo Nah hes just laggeh :(

  • @gorrilascreamo Lag, a very bad cam internet connection

  • @gorrilascreamo he has a slow connection

  • @gorrilascreamo  He's lagging in real life

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  • @gorrilascreamo I bet his name is Kurt Wagner!

  • @gorrilascreamo no ,he is lagging

  • why are CCTV camera's not good quality? should be HD then

  • He made shure to get his "faggs"

  • @DSDshenanigans are you mildly retarded?....thats not funny at all

  • -.(''') ...

  • cant believe ppl actually go to jail for something so stupid

  • @Arthur619 Well.... it is stealing

  • he was on his way home from work and decided to rob this place using only what he was already wearing

  • Look at the store clerk, he's older than George Burns!

  • @SOUPRUN01 eminem and dr dre =P

  • Wear a fursuit (Full body) youll get away with it, AND MAKE THE NEWS!11

  • They Don't have Monster Munch in Florida. The closest thing is Funyuns.

  • The "lagging" is annoying! :(

  • @0.01 LIKE THIS

  • @Weightman94 thats a fail XD its 0:01 not @ 0.01

  • Lol, dumb crooks are what make this world go round XD. Pie the way, fag is actually a word that means cigarette. So a pack of fags is a pack of cigarettes. It's just more commonly used to describe homosexuals. Same as gay, means happy. Queer, means weird. And rampaging butt pirate, means.... well rampaging butt pirate XD.

  • I'm sorry, is every masturbating or something? THAT would certainly explain the twitching...

  • i woud of robbed it dressed as a panda

  • its a shame the cctv camera is slower than crysis on a netbook

  • pack of fag

  • haha fags

  • I am cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!...bungholio....

  • awww, i wanted to watch someone in a white sheet with eyeholes cut out. oh noes :o a ghost is robbing our the store!!

  • Oh god, if only he wasn't wearing those socks on his hands we could figure out who he is!

  • @Mewzacht no fingerprints

  • @Mewzacht He wore the socks on his hands so police couldn't find his fingerprints. Jesus christ....

  • @sarahXskater

    Or maybe his hands were cold. I don't judge.

  • @Mewzacht its called finger prints smarty

  • @DJstarscreamO So why not wear gloves.... the socks must give him some other quality

  • @Howard00Wolowitz well maybe he wants to be different

  • @Howard00Wolowitz He has two pairs of lucky socks and he wants to wear them both?

    He has deformed fingers and can't wear gloves?

    He has deformed fingers and doesn't want his hands to be recognized?

    He wanted to be all white and couldn't find white gloves?

    He was threatening the shop owner with the stinking of the socks?

    Plenty of possibilities if you ask me.

  • @Mewzacht

    finger prints

  • ok, gloves! u weren't looking for socks u were lookin for G L O V E S.

  • dumb ass crackers

  • @jagjagin Yeah, cuz I guess you fucking niggers should be proud of properly robbing a store. You are the shit of the world, and you certainly smell like it too. Fuck you, nigger

  • @thepilotboy It's funny because you're mad, and for future reference try to be original with your insult, they are getting a little pale (like you) ..I mean stale. Have a good day in your trailer!

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  • @jagjagin I feel like I wa pretty origional. I didnt steal my insult like your people steal property you coon. And I live in something thats pretty much the opposite of a trailer. take a look at my videos. you'll find that somebody who can go to hawaii and afford 7 guitars probably doesnt live in a trailer. So shut the fuck up you ghetto monkey and get back to work on the plantation

  • @thepilotboy wow another white fag with a guitar...I'm so impressed. When I said be original, I meant your "insults" as in "nigger' or "coon", isn't the most effective way of cyber bullying. But unlike you, I have dexterity and an actual life outside of the Internet, so I leave you and your faggy guitar to go play in the Hawaii. P.S. You can reply, but you got boring really quick, but I did love your passion. Least you get to brag that you had the last word on a fight on YouTube. Bye fag!

  • @jagjagin Yeah and "fag" and saying I dont have a life are really great too. I applaud your origionality. And I have a life outside of the internet as well, Its called school and work. Do you have a job? most likley not.

  • @thepilotboy

    learn to spell? says the fag who spells original 'origional'. LMFAO

  • @BrownFlip7852

    chill this isnt a spelling competition

  • @thepilotboy you raist mother fucker! I laughed so hard at you cuz u think you are so badass... haha piss of

  • @edguyftw learn to spell

  • pressing F5 gets rid of adds before videos.....spread it

  • wth is a pack of fags?

    cause in canada, it's an offensive way of saying gay as in homosexual..

  • @SaveSharks16 fag means 2 things here in the uk, a cigarette or a homosexual. lol i know weird

  • @NotTheEnglishAverage oh lmfao cause i keep hearing "he goes out for some fags" i'm just like wait what? did he just say fags? :o

    haha, so i guess it means cigarette :P

  • @NotTheEnglishAverage I'm going to go out on a limb and make a very stupid and obvious joke...well here it goes. The reason for that is because smoking is for FAGS!!! Ok I'm going to go take a shower, i feeel dirty after that one...

  • and there was a guy who disguised himself as a tree, with branches stuck to his head

  • @JEFFHARDYBEST02 sozz bad man

  • Thank you for these videos.

  • no probs

  • That was chuck norris

  • hey all, check out my guitar covers of fall out boy, comment, rate etc :)

  • This isn't the weirdeds I'd say wearing a condom over your head would be the most bizarre

  • @as11188888 LOL that would prob work :P

  • @Sandy1994Uk It would have to be a gigantic condom.

  • Im english and we actualy dont call fags ciggerts lol

  • @TommyQ72 ummm yeah we do lol

  • @TommyQ72 yh we do.

  • ...............

  • "Fags" that is english for ciggarets but still funny.

  • cornholio was the first thing i thought about when i saw this. anybody else think about him too?

  • The England advert is the only one I'll watch :D

  • Some disguise, dude needs some therapy lol.

  • ok lets get this straight. CCTV never captured his face and he was never caught. the socks on his hands was to avoid his fingerprints being taken. that was a successful robbery and at least he got something. many robbers get caught on the spot! well done mate

  • HAHAHAHAAHHA HARTER U DAH MAN

  • What accent does the narrator have? Northern British?

  • @lkjkorn19 there's no such thing as a British accent. Britian is made up of 4 countries who all have their own different accents. It's about as redundant as saying that someone has a European accent. But yeah... he is Northern English.

  • @AlexTheAverageKid Aye, my bad. Mixed up British with English. Thanks for the answer. :)

  • @lkjkorn19 it's fine man xD I'm just a tard and like to be called english hehe, so ignore me :P

  • @AlexTheAverageKid under your logic you could say theres no such thing as an english accent because northeners sound different to southeners. you could say theres no such thing as a northern accent because people from liverpool sound different to people from manchester. its a way for people to know what your talking about.

  • @Gellis2009 I know, but that's the same for all countries anyway.

  • @AlexTheAverageKid exactly. so when people say british accent they are just referring to somones from britain. Of course we all sound different, its just for them to put a pin on our location, roughly

  • haha how stupid iz hee

  • couple packs of fags...

  • it looks like cornhulio was stealing some tp for his bunghole

  • Plz sub back thanks.

  • haha lol

  • srsly?

  • lol

  • lol man bad ass quality lol 5/5

  • lol even a small time robber would look down on him...

  • nobody can question the almighty bungholio!

  • this was his first time, and he needed money to buy a legit disguise, so he had to make due with what he could find in people's garbage.

  • LMAO!

  • I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! ....Are you threatening me?! My bunghole will not wait! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!

  • jeeze, get some fuckin gloves and a ski masks you cheapskate

  • OMG!!! Its cornhulio stealing some tptp for his bunghole!

  • @HarterFall it's TP for his bumhole....get it right!

  • @HarterFall DAMNIT i was about to make that joke lol

  • @HarterFall HAHA!!

  • dumb shit

  • Worst attempt to hide identity. EVAR! x)

  • 2/3 of all bancrobbers didnt plan their crime in any way, they thought it was an easy job.

  • lol fucking retard. plan next time. probably all the cops watching the tape died laughing at this guy