"What are your thoughts on using halfling rogues as projectile/throwing weapons?"
Personally, I think it'd be bitchin'. If it's a large or smaller creature, bam, damage done for a small sized, sixty pound object. Unless you miss. Then, as soon as the rogue recovers behind the target... well... SNEAK ATTACK!
Honestly the funniest Hennet moments ever. Damn Hennet and his kinky bondage self, he's grown on me. Looks like you're growing with the character, since he's getting funnier with each video. :)
Woo! Two of my favourite characters ,Lidda and Tordek, in one shiny PSA (if only it had Morthos and Krusk in)!! Keep up the good work guys, you never fail to make me laugh!
Best PSA in a long time, great job! Tordek, Lidda, Hennet, AND Blackrazor? You guys read my mind. Toss in Glimmermoon and I'd be forced to watch this video over and over until I die of starvation.
A Blue Velvet reference? That shit made me spit out my beer. Work in a Videodrome quote and I'll start sending in checks to keep this thing going. Seriously though, if you guys ever make it to DragonCon the beer is on me. It's the least I can do to pay you back for all the funny. Thanks.
So when are we going to see more NPC's from worlds other than Greyhawk? Whe have a Van Richten, where's my Count Strahd? Where's Raistlin? And we have Elminster and a Bruenor mention, but no Drizzt. Come on, at the least, you can come up with a joke about the most famous D&D character of all time using a sword named Twinkle.
THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! Excellent video, guys. This is what you do best. P.S. I got back from a long D&D extravaganza weekend, and a borrowed an idea from you guys (that I also gave you credit for). The master of the thief's guild in my world? Invisible Christopher Walken :). Keep 'em coming!
Help, I have been Sneak Attacked!...this was the best one in a while, every one did a great job. I swear I will wear protection when making a sneak attack.
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Hi guys, it was nice...but i really got upset about the Mexico jokes, there are a lot of people here working for the safety of inmigrants and i don´t think that kind of jokes are funny.
As a man of Mexican descent and the son of immigrants, AND the one that sent in the questions, I have to say that I for one enjoyed it. If you can't laugh at the hardships of the world, you're doomed to a life of misery.
A dwarf playing an orc... the mind boggles as reality shatters. Thank you tordek, I rather you have a half-dwarelf. Don't you remember your own words. "Have you ever seen an ugly mixed race"?
I'll first have to say that I wish I could cut the clip out where "Lidda" "Milks" herself, and simply repeat it.
Moving on from that, god damn this was excellent. Well worth the wait, if you could call it that. I don't see how people think you're losing your touch.
Words cannot express my gratitude. Thank you. You are all gentlemen and gentlewomen of the highest caliber. I am truly, truly grateful for your efforts in bringing a little bit of light and laughter into the world.
PS: That's right, Lidda, say my name! Say my NAME! You may be the one disguised as a dog, but I'll be your bitch, you naughty, naughty halfling.
Oh, and congrats to Lilith on getting Tieflings into the 4th edition rulebook as playable characters! And congrats on knocking gnomes off the list and giving Gimble another thing to be depressed about!
A fine job, team; I've missed the classics. You have given me renewed vigor for the wrapup of the DnDOG PSA games. I will have to find a place for "the longer the beard, the uglier the mother fucker behind it."
Wow! It was great to see some of the older characters like Lilith and Tammy!( No worries Hennet and Tordek, still love ya guys, but you get a lot more screen time!) And I'm glad to have actual visual proof Lidda didn't sneak attack herself to death. Love ya all, keep up the great work!
P.S. - Blackrazor, I'll be your Thrall all night long, baby!
-Yes, this was very oldskool and very good. My faith is restored. And oh how I can't wait till they start tearing apart 4th Ed. Great job guys. Outstanding. Today I am (extra) proud to be a nerd.
Dude it apparently has taken me awhile (ive seen all your vids) but Lidda has AMAZING eyes! Holy crap i would slay my own left toe for those puppies...
No seriously... Classic guys. There have been a few characters I didn't care for much in the past, but this had a lot of the best.
And holly... I just sat here for about five minutes trying to think of a vulgar sexual comment that would properly stroke your ego, but none were adequate. I hope that makes you feel special.
Wow, first page! My husband got me addicted to these videos. He also got me addicted to D&D, so I guess it works out! You guys are hilarious. Thanks for making gamers look less.. completely incompetent.
Hennet 77 ? no no no 777 more like ;)
horusrage 6 days ago in playlist The D&D PHB PSAs
I miss these.
IrishJedi1019 1 month ago
In my experience, Halflings make great thrown weapons.
And if you cast reduce person on them, you can carry them with a mage-hand.
Or hide them in someone's lunch. No one expects to be sneak attacked by a sandwich.
NBluth 3 months ago
Always like Holly (Lidda) doing Sneak Attack.
horusrage 4 months ago
haha elemental plane of mexico!!!!
fallyangel 8 months ago
FOR THE HORDE!
Arrakeen10191 1 year ago
where is 33???
Arrakeen10191 1 year ago
Haha, I love the Dwarvin War Cry "Ill FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES"!!!
bpr179 1 year ago 4
Which one had Venger's A&Q?
legendsofgrine 1 year ago
welcome, to jurassic park!!
Hostie17 1 year ago
yay! Lidda is back!
kitsabumi 1 year ago
"What are your thoughts on using halfling rogues as projectile/throwing weapons?"
Personally, I think it'd be bitchin'. If it's a large or smaller creature, bam, damage done for a small sized, sixty pound object. Unless you miss. Then, as soon as the rogue recovers behind the target... well... SNEAK ATTACK!
MrIcePho3nix 1 year ago 3
Every episode is a little better with Tordek
WarlordsMorax 2 years ago
Entire Elemental Plane of Mexico.... HAHAHAHA. I'm spanish!
Verjaeger 2 years ago
77 is that above or below freaky?
sevenaya 2 years ago
"And Kills a bunch of kobolds, who didn't even know we were there." Kobolds for the win! Koboooold!
TheMicrowavegirl 2 years ago 5
DUDE tordek.. what's the name of your toon and what server are you on lol!!
bhuntin7061 2 years ago
what's with belt dudes Lincoln beard?
jharrod123 2 years ago
LIDDA FTW!
martinithegr8 2 years ago 3
Good to see Lidda back on here again. Was missing the sneak attack
sibbechai 2 years ago
I LOVE Lita the Sneak Attack Girl!
Vinnymonster2 3 years ago
Lidda definately takes up the pace :D
Tordek really is acted solid as a Dwarf. Or is Sam being himself? He does it so naturally...
opperbuil 3 years ago
Do you have a watcher? No, but a peeper.
omg
Arrakeen10191 3 years ago
Trodek is still the best. Dwarves forever!!!
Bynx08 3 years ago 2
Kick ass shirt on Tordek
vh2k 3 years ago
Why is she saying Taifling? Its Tiefling (like the german word tief). And yes, I know for certain.
DarkAmnael 3 years ago
Lidda is just to damn cute....
retepish 3 years ago 9
yeha i would so love to sneak attak her with protection
snowdaman 3 years ago 3
indeed.
b0nh4mwannabe 2 years ago
Still hilarious.
Ravencroft0 3 years ago
i thought Lidda was dead. who reincarnated her?
coyotewolfscout 3 years ago
all the .5 PSA's are not cannon so she was never killed.
kerbe3 3 years ago 2
Lidda rocks!
SNEAK ATTACK!
Keryth987 3 years ago 4
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klyngster 3 years ago
Honestly the funniest Hennet moments ever. Damn Hennet and his kinky bondage self, he's grown on me. Looks like you're growing with the character, since he's getting funnier with each video. :)
DarkMeUp 3 years ago 3
The slayer and LIdda....... I think I would die a happy man, and not come back as a vampire.
retepish 3 years ago 5
That snort of the slayer's is just to damn cute. I would date lidda, but hide my wallet:)
retepish 3 years ago 3
Hilarious
Ravencroft0 3 years ago
Woo! Two of my favourite characters ,Lidda and Tordek, in one shiny PSA (if only it had Morthos and Krusk in)!! Keep up the good work guys, you never fail to make me laugh!
JohnnyDead88 4 years ago 2
Yeah, Lidda's not dead!!! Haha!!! That 'memorial' PSA is still my all time fav! Keep up the good work!
kelgorthon 4 years ago
It's going to be a bitterseet day when you people graduate and get careers and families and whatnot.
Ci3lag0 4 years ago
I freakin' love these PSAs (not so much the lonelymal stuff but that's ok, I just don't watch them) Blackrazor is awesome!
suppertimeGA 4 years ago
WOOHOO
Massive Lidda Overload, totally worth waiting 30+ episodes for.
She can sneak attack me anytime!!!
Masterofchaos666 4 years ago
For the horde!!!
neuralburn 4 years ago
Love you guys!!
lynxnc 4 years ago
OMG, Elemental Plane of MEXICO! SO HRing that one!
ryukenangel 4 years ago 2
Tordek is the epitome of the phrase, "He who rules ass, gets ass", and yes, Tordek DOES rule ass.
Hanzo187 4 years ago
I miss Jozan.
He's a beefcake.
Toddgpoole 4 years ago
Hey. Where's the return of Misty?
vergeofchaos 4 years ago
are those piercings reals?
parah289 4 years ago
Yep!
All of the piercings and tattoos in the CreativeJuices videos are real!
- the Boom,
1/3 of the CreativeJuices Team,
Writer and Producer,
Player of Hennet, Blackrazor and Pazuzu
CreativeJuices7 4 years ago
PS. I think Lidda is the sexiest character you have on... That wink... Wow...
vergeofchaos 4 years ago
Bout f'n time Tordek came back.
vergeofchaos 4 years ago
Hennet, ever have a Waterdeep Steamer? Or a Menzoberranzan Bowtie? Come on now, don't be coy...
Loved this episode, great jokes, and the characters are sexier than ever! <3
fallinganvil 4 years ago
what I would give to be in the middle of a NecroLarry/Tordek sandwhich. *sigh*
ROFL @ Lidda's tits not being aerodynamic!!!
Fantastic work guys. You're gonna need to come out with a DVD soon.
mscoppertop 4 years ago
been watching for awhile and love every minute. i just have one little bone to pick. where's the goblin love, u need a goblin.
duogemstone 4 years ago
lol and Blackrazor appears right after the word "disability"
FOR THE HORDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
tirsden 4 years ago
Best PSA in a long time, great job! Tordek, Lidda, Hennet, AND Blackrazor? You guys read my mind. Toss in Glimmermoon and I'd be forced to watch this video over and over until I die of starvation.
"Hi, I'm Rosie O'Donnel" - wow. Just...wow.
Gwyddyon 4 years ago
Thats what im talking about!!!!!! :)
Great great great video and its so great I dont even need to say why
TunnelsNTrolls 4 years ago
It took new makeup and self gratifiication to realize how much I loved lidda.... WOW. she's smokin'
vergeofchaos 4 years ago
Okay Boomer what did you have to to get Lidda back, did like have to cast charm on her to get her to do what you want or ...
ComsonAltiuin 4 years ago
Lilith is back, and lookin' great :-D
msrich1982 4 years ago
LIDDAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
msrich1982 4 years ago
Kuminayeaha!!! Amazing.
ctimestwo 4 years ago
"I throuw a keg at a guy once" and Henit's charisma. ROFL
qube0 4 years ago
A Blue Velvet reference? That shit made me spit out my beer. Work in a Videodrome quote and I'll start sending in checks to keep this thing going. Seriously though, if you guys ever make it to DragonCon the beer is on me. It's the least I can do to pay you back for all the funny. Thanks.
punisher898 4 years ago
So when are we going to see more NPC's from worlds other than Greyhawk? Whe have a Van Richten, where's my Count Strahd? Where's Raistlin? And we have Elminster and a Bruenor mention, but no Drizzt. Come on, at the least, you can come up with a joke about the most famous D&D character of all time using a sword named Twinkle.
kirkblackheart 4 years ago
Fantastic PSA! One of my favorites.
And all hail the return of Lidda!
Kudos to Tordek for the greatest battlecry evar.
AlecRazec 4 years ago
THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! Excellent video, guys. This is what you do best. P.S. I got back from a long D&D extravaganza weekend, and a borrowed an idea from you guys (that I also gave you credit for). The master of the thief's guild in my world? Invisible Christopher Walken :). Keep 'em coming!
angrydwarfofdoom 4 years ago
I forgot how sexy Lidda is! Rawrrr ;)
And Tordek, you da dwarf!
ifrit1381 4 years ago
Help, I have been Sneak Attacked!...this was the best one in a while, every one did a great job. I swear I will wear protection when making a sneak attack.
Evershear 4 years ago
Dear Hennet,
If you had to improvise some sort of restraint in the field, what would you use?
Your Buddy,
Azrac
P.S. i think you know me from DnDog.
azrac12 4 years ago
We the denizens of the Elemental Plane of Mexicans and refried beans salute you!
BigEvilRox 4 years ago
If you are going to sneak attack use protection, best line of the video.
falcore51 4 years ago
Mexico Rules BTW
masterchieff29 4 years ago
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Hi guys, it was nice...but i really got upset about the Mexico jokes, there are a lot of people here working for the safety of inmigrants and i don´t think that kind of jokes are funny.
masterchieff29 4 years ago
As a man of Mexican descent and the son of immigrants, AND the one that sent in the questions, I have to say that I for one enjoyed it. If you can't laugh at the hardships of the world, you're doomed to a life of misery.
BigEvilRox 4 years ago 8
@BigEvilRox Here here Good Sir KNIGHT! I the paladin of Torm will Flight for your cause, On the Elemental Plane of Mexico!
Arimmus 1 year ago
Ahh a fine Q&A as always but i gotta ask did the fly in the room when you were filming Tordeks stuff not get really annoying?
Plaguerot 4 years ago
HA!
I sense some horribly offensive health pamphlet being developed somewhere because of this video.
"Surprise Sex doesn't have to give you any surprises. Wrap it up before you force it in."
"Just because they resist doesn't mean they aren't dirty."
also important lessons to be learned about "woodland fever" and other racial couplings.
and tips for voyeurs.
Ne0dymium 4 years ago 4
Lidda as hot as ever. (Loved the self-gropping)
Tordek killed me with "FOR THE HORDE!" plays an orc on WoW. Had people stare at me at work because I actually laughed out loud.
isledorn 4 years ago
tordek is hilarious.
and hennet is ALWAYS a welcome sight.
Regdar and Morthos would be pretty hot though...
slf5066 4 years ago
"...and one of those leather spanky paddles..."
hehehe
LOVE you guys, as per usual
and nothing against Lidda, but Tordek is DAMN sexy :)
mollyzilla 4 years ago 3
How was it possible for Lidda to get even sexier?
vergeofchaos 4 years ago
elemental plane of mehico
nice
JirayaofWoad 4 years ago
yay! lidda is back!!!! =] =] =] =]
turkause 4 years ago
SNEAK ATTACK! YAY!
beckmd 4 years ago
Hi, I am just here to say that the Lidda thing is getting really old. It's the same tired joke, the same tired punchline, and I just...
SNEAK ATTACK!
Just kidding, Lidda rocks! More Lidda! More Sneak Attack! :)
OsmerDevere 4 years ago
More Mitra! Ummm sexy psionist.
jconvy 4 years ago
So where is the list that I have to sign to get in line to have sex with Hennet?
XxArsenykxX 4 years ago
Sneak Attack really does never get old. The moose might be my all-time faovrite.
And "For The Horde!" is the best part of wow by far.
billmckay 4 years ago
Woooo! Yeah! The magic is back! and by magic I mean Sneak Attack!
Seriously, great one guys. Still giggling.
greenfaun 4 years ago
BLACKRAZOR FTW, BABY!
ikfb661 4 years ago
WOAH YEAH DWARFS + PINK FLOYD = happehness
and i demand next time that regdar and morthos make out id pay good money to see that and since you guys dont charge im frikin happy with that =]
turkause 4 years ago
A dwarf playing an orc... the mind boggles as reality shatters. Thank you tordek, I rather you have a half-dwarelf. Don't you remember your own words. "Have you ever seen an ugly mixed race"?
Allitur 4 years ago
Well done.
I miss ICW...
alex216O 4 years ago
I was kind of worried with the slow start, but that was a great episode! Lidda stills kicks ass after all this time, and is still pretty hot to boot!
orcbane 4 years ago
OMG you guys used my question!!!!! Thanks Tordek!!! *hugs* <3
JennaZeal 4 years ago
Another brilliant dwarf adventure! But my half-orcish people are still oppressed.
Lidda, you know, you really remind me more of a Kender than a Halfling. Have you ever considered using a hoopstick?
RosebudOfCane 4 years ago
Erm, don't you mean hoopak?
Hoopstick makes me think of the little kids in the old days who used to run next to a hula hoop keeping it rolling with a stick.
DonInKansas 4 years ago
You're right! It is a hoopak! Where's my Kencyclopedia?!
RosebudOfCane 4 years ago
I'll first have to say that I wish I could cut the clip out where "Lidda" "Milks" herself, and simply repeat it.
Moving on from that, god damn this was excellent. Well worth the wait, if you could call it that. I don't see how people think you're losing your touch.
Kainti 4 years ago
not only is lidda gorgeous, there's something in her eyes that says she wants more SNEAK ATTACK!
nice work!
Shinobi1010 4 years ago
Words cannot express my gratitude. Thank you. You are all gentlemen and gentlewomen of the highest caliber. I am truly, truly grateful for your efforts in bringing a little bit of light and laughter into the world.
PS: That's right, Lidda, say my name! Say my NAME! You may be the one disguised as a dog, but I'll be your bitch, you naughty, naughty halfling.
cthulhuburger 4 years ago
Oh, and congrats to Lilith on getting Tieflings into the 4th edition rulebook as playable characters! And congrats on knocking gnomes off the list and giving Gimble another thing to be depressed about!
cthulhuburger 4 years ago
You guys have now transcended the world of sweet and are now elementals of the plane of too freakin' awesome.
You are now immune to mundane weapons.
My favorites continue to include Tordek, Hennet, and Lidda. I miss Regdar and Mialee!
shavedchimpanzee 4 years ago
Hey Tordek,
Thanks for answering my question.
For the Horde!
mrnyuckles 4 years ago
I always love an appearance by BLACK RAZOR.
automatics1im 4 years ago
wow lilith, you look really nice in the light :D and to everyone else great job!!
sharkdude5590 4 years ago
how is it that "SNEAK ATTACK!" never gets old? it's funny everytime. why is that?
pete3great 4 years ago
*Cough* ahem......
TORDEK!!!!!!!!!!
A fine job, team; I've missed the classics. You have given me renewed vigor for the wrapup of the DnDOG PSA games. I will have to find a place for "the longer the beard, the uglier the mother fucker behind it."
~~~Nightstalkers, Tordek's alter ego
DonInKansas 4 years ago 2
Best one in a while I'd say. And that's saying more about this one then about the others *thumbs up*
GDuvel 4 years ago 2
Wow! It was great to see some of the older characters like Lilith and Tammy!( No worries Hennet and Tordek, still love ya guys, but you get a lot more screen time!) And I'm glad to have actual visual proof Lidda didn't sneak attack herself to death. Love ya all, keep up the great work!
P.S. - Blackrazor, I'll be your Thrall all night long, baby!
Chugi 4 years ago
AH, Perfect! Almost all of the Cream of the Crop in one place, which is saying something when the Crop is practically All Cream. Great Work, Guys!
BlackMalkav 4 years ago
lidda makes a hot badger
wiseguy142 4 years ago
"I'll fuck anything that moves!" ... Classic. This is why Tordek is the best character there is. Keep 'em coming. Have a Keg on me.
arrantdemon 4 years ago
Yes!!! And now a series of comments:
-Did Lidda just get hotter?
-Tordek for president
-Lilith for the win
-Tammy, call me
-Yes, this was very oldskool and very good. My faith is restored. And oh how I can't wait till they start tearing apart 4th Ed. Great job guys. Outstanding. Today I am (extra) proud to be a nerd.
PrimeSonic 4 years ago
Dude it apparently has taken me awhile (ive seen all your vids) but Lidda has AMAZING eyes! Holy crap i would slay my own left toe for those puppies...
axxt2 4 years ago
Gotta love the Tordek! For the Horde! Glad to see the PSA's are back in order for the year.
Venomm12 4 years ago
Sneak Attack!
Classic and keep it coming.
crazyjose2000 4 years ago
Glad to see more D&D PSAs, always looking forward to more.
PariahSilver 4 years ago
I don't get it.
dasgregorian 4 years ago
No seriously... Classic guys. There have been a few characters I didn't care for much in the past, but this had a lot of the best.
And holly... I just sat here for about five minutes trying to think of a vulgar sexual comment that would properly stroke your ego, but none were adequate. I hope that makes you feel special.
dasgregorian 4 years ago
Wow, first page! My husband got me addicted to these videos. He also got me addicted to D&D, so I guess it works out! You guys are hilarious. Thanks for making gamers look less.. completely incompetent.
anarchybyday 4 years ago