i have a friend with schizophrenia(i will keep this genderless and nameless) , my friend is well medicated and generally stable but it's very interesting sometimes my friend can't tell the difference between dreams and reality. My friend will tell me stories of hanging out with someone or some sort of situation that is just ridiculous but they believe it really happened to them in real life.
The centrifuge thing is not a replication of a near death or death experience. The content of these centrifuge experiences is totally different. The centrifuge experiences are caused by someone being placed in a state other than waking consciousness, not death nor being near death. They are dreams without consistency and with different content from near death or death experiences. I've read an article in which it was related by one of them that he had an experience in which he was on an....
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 Ah, the blood drains from their head which is similar to the brain dying due to lack of oxygen or blood loss. They're both basically the same even if there are some minor differences.
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 On one hand you are dying from your heart stopping. What does the Heart do? It pumps blood. What does the blood supply? It supplies oxygen. What Happens to you the g-force thingy? The blood pools at your lower extremities away from the brain. Tell me, what is the difference between your brain not getting oxygen, and your brain not getting oxygen?
@brongarago I am not going to attempt to prove to you that they aren't the same thing by way of content, etc., but I would suggest that you not presume anything.
I've had several experiences where I have left my body and can float around and it seems absolutely real. It happens when I'm trying to fall asleep. Everything in the room is exactly as it was in real life. It's really strange. I figure it's my brain playing tricks but who knows? I have night terrors and wierd sleep episodes and have seen the "Old Hag" so i just think it's a hallucination of some sort.
@MrROTD yep. its a type of sleep paralysis, where your brain releases all its DMT, which is like LSD, and causes strange dreams. but ur brain accidently releases it when ur still awake.
As much as I love Penn & Teller, I still believe spirit boards are real. I guess everybody's got a grigri. Not to try to change anyone's mind or anything, but just to make sure all the bases are covered... If the spirit requires the use of the medium's eyes (as the witches said), then it's not unexpected that blindfolding subjects would mess up the results. And as for NDEs, have we considered the possibility that loss of blood to the brain (even if the danger isn't real) can cause a spirit
(Cont.) to partially leave its body? It may be that the people in the centrifuges are being caused to have an OBE. Certainly, there are plenty of people with anecdotes of haveing out-of-body experiences when they're not dying. I'm sure that P&T could find a way to explain these as mundane things as well, but the fact does invalidate the argument that the centrifuge experiences were entirely hallucinatory. It's worth bringing up at least.
I, once, almost suffocated due to inflammation in my respiratory track. All I saw was a dark tunnel as my vision was going dark.
Was there anything, you ask? No. It was a second or two of black, then I was able to breath again and THAT breath felt like something out of this world ... only in that I was so glad to be alive.
I love how these folks' Maggie managed to reincarnate herself into, not only the same species, but the same damn BREED!! Even the same liver coloring. Douchenozzles.
(Incidentally, I too had an English springer spaniel named Maggie...gasp*! Could it be...)
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I wish dreams and reality were cross-able. I used to love those flight dreams. As for the NDE people....weeeeeeee're off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!
@Tigerwyld well if your not dead then why is it the doctors tell you when your brought back that you died, cant say you died if you didnt can they you fucking idiot!!!!!!!
@ThePsychoReturns Actually it's just the medulla oblongata and the pons that regulate breathing and heartbeat. Most of the brain can be shut down and you can still breathe and have a pulse.
@redelman43199 true, but salvia basically tricks your brain into thinking your dying, i personally dont touch that shit, but i love watchin guys trip out haha
@Wallychans So, I guess it all goes back to believers & non believers, & those who have had the experience to those who haven't. I have thought about this possibility that it's the brain sending us on a trip, but having fainted twice in my life, I can honestly say that my fainting experience was completely different to me standing outside my body. Fainting was more like falling into a dream really fast, whereas being outside your body did not feel like being in a dream. Just mho, but who knows?
NDE's are also a result of a flux of DMT combined with an oxygen starved brain. Super trip more powerful than any recreational drug experience anyone would experience.
animals are not eternal. they are not created in gods image, man is created in gods image and thats spirit. we are spirit and soul. once our body does back to dust we will go to judgment then to eternity,
animals are soul and body, but mankind is spirit soul, and body, and because of spirit we are eternal, when animals die they ceise to exsist, but mankind will live forever, (jesus is the only way to heaven) time is very short
@henryhenriquez'My joke was referring to the way you spelt basically as 'basickly' (phonetic spelling).' I am sorry that the joke upset you, it was only a joke. Furthermore for a person who speaks four languages, though I doubt it, you have created a run on sentence.
while I don't promote the use of recreational drugs, I will admit that my experimentation with hallucinogens made me acutely aware of the the ability of the mind to see and feel things that never actually happened
Quija Board, works and the Spirit do see with your Eyes and do move the Pointer.
If you blind the Ppl so you will blind the Spirit as, well. Stopp trying to find a reason that Quija Board is a fake!
And, also if we just had that one Life?! So, tell me some1 why some ppl`s have fear for any kind of a Animal? Or, why have some ppl`s fear for Water? (swim) Or why have some ppl`s fear high?! If, we just had this one Life, why should we been afraid for that?! So, think again..there finds more..
@sweety2 played the game.... didnt have anything happen.
im scared of 2 things. both can be explaned. one is dogs(dobbermans) becuase i was bitten as a child by a mom dog. 2 is sea weed becuase as a child i was constantly trown in the sea by my father to teach me to swim...... both fears are basickly gone now....
I want to punch Penn in the face. Sarcasm is the lowest form of comedy....And he's just a dickwad. He's totally disrespectful, it's too bad he couldn't take this documentary seriously and prove his theory & opinion that way.
U'r body will always do what it can to calm itself down and "protect" itself from getting too overwhelmed. Just like when somebody goes into shock. I think it's ur mind doing what it can to entertain and distract ur concious mind from what's actually going on. Notice how none of tehse people who experience this FREAKED OUT about it. Most of them who "left and saw their own body" are religious and believed in angels and such before that. How come nobody goes to HELL during their N.D.E? lol.
@Wallychans At the risk of sounding loony, I'll tell you something about me. I don't believe in god or the devil, or heaven and hell, and, while I wouldn't classify it as a near death experience, I do recall two times in my life where I actually stood outside my body and actually crawled up a wall like a spider. One time was witnessed by someone else, who, unfortunately might not be deemed credible because they weren't all right in the head. >>>continued
@Wallychans However, what I found odd was that I thought I was dreaming & I remember she was sleeping next to me & I saw her get up & she told me to get down from the wall, which I did. The next day she asked me what I was doing up there on the ceiling. I freaked out because I thought it had just been a dream. The 2nd time was years later when I became curious about that first incident & I had read about teleporting. I tried it, and it worked the first time but was never able to do it again.
Penn and Teller are right, don't believe everything you hear, starting with these guys, this is the most biased piece of crap I've ever seen, sorry just telling it like it is, most people who had NDE's reported THE SAME overall experience before NDE's were ever uncovered and when it comes to Ouija, the spirit/demon POSSESSES the body of the medium without the eyes of the medium the spirit cannot see into our dimension,the spirit also sees the brain of the medium that's why it knows where yes was
@crazybollweevil exactly what I expected from a mindless drone who does none of his own research and listens too the people who are afraid of the afterlife. It's obvious you have done none of your own research or we wouldn't be having this conversation. Maybe you have "dabbled" around a bit and you call it "research" but the true answer is you probably pulled out an Ouija broke every rule it has and then wondered why it didn't work or you heard one or two conflicting NDE's and condemned them all
@crazybollweevil if Penn, Teller, and Yourself are so smart when it comes to Ouija...explain the ZOZO phenomena...I'm curious as too what excuse you will conceive to deny what is right in front of you this time lol
@Deeredman4 Someone deciding it would be a fun idea to start a scare; tell a story of an evil demon, and it'll be subconciously imprinted in people's mind. All that is required is the right ambience thus this "Zozo" will appear... Like a Pokemon! :D
@Epsio0 ok so the subconscious mind can catch a glimpse of the word zozo and a demon story going around about them somehow and use it too trick the user of the board, but the subconscious mind can't read the heat from the sunlight from the window being blocked by tellers arms, the slight push and pull of air as teller moves around the room and as the Ouija is flipped around, the sound as he is moving the Ouija Board, or the subtle imperfections of the board itself? sounds pretty convenient :\
@Deeredman4 Either there's inconsitencies with the anecdotes or people are just making things up to make the story believable. I mean, there isn't a proper, reliable source other than the words of people for Zozo to exist. People's fear would naturally make them up their guard; increased heart rate as adrenalin flow. We may start to "feel" or "sense" things that are not there. I doubt that a board can spontenuously flip by some spirit. But if you want to believe in Zozom, I can't do much =/
@Epsio0 Inconsistencies? so let me ask you this...if you talk too 100 different people are you always going too greet them with the word "Hi!" and from there go on too talk about how your dog peed on your couch the other day? lol no...so why would Zozo be any different...the only consistency that is present(or required) is the name Zozo I'm not telling you to blindly believe in anything, that would be stupid. Do your own research but don't take these biased idiots for their word :\
@Deeredman4 Well, I always tend to greet people with "Hi!", but the fact of the matter is, all I'm hearing is that Zozo is some spirit that likes to scare people. I don't believe that spirit or ghost exist, but that is an argument for another time. I'm sure no one would, at first, take on Penn and Teller staight on; take it like a pinch of salt, but what they're trying to do is to stop people mixing truth from shit that people make up.
@Epsio0 The reason I am saying Penn and Teller are biased is because they got the three most stereotypical nuts they could find to represent the Ouija Board and in their case yes, they probably were in it just for the money. if Penn and Teller would have gotten someone a bit more respectable I wouldn't be so angry about it because yes it is hard to believe when you have never experienced I can understand why they might question it but if you want serious results. please hire serious necromancers
@Deeredman4 I suppose it's fait to leave it at that. Granted, both may be motivated by money, and I guess I have to accept the fact that some people believe in different things.
@Epsio0 lol It's a little more then faith :)...I could tell you stories but generally skeptics don't believe my stories...but I have seen things happen that could not have been the Ideomotor effect (such as a box flying across the room, unplugged speakers playing static(like something talking on a CB but with a muffled signal), the most recent, me and two other people having the EXACT same vision(and I mean exact))I used too be like u so I understand your skepticism but I've seen too much :)
@Deeredman4 Penn & Teller THEMSELVES say that they're biased. There's nothing wrong with being biased as long as you're fair enough to let the other side have their say. The bullshit flying around in the media about "liberal bias" and "conservative bias" is bullshit; it's idiotic to expect a reporter not to have a point of view. The real issue is, do they get the fundamentals right (the who, what, where, when, why, and how). For further reference, look up P&T's Q&A sessions.
@cyanmanta its the other side they got though is what I have a problem with...its like picking a polka band to represent all music :\...do you see what I'm saying?...if they REALLY want proof instead of just trying to slander the Ouija community, they would get REAL necromancers :\ I hope by now I have made my point
Dude my blood pressure drops every time someone takes blood from me when I'm sitting up. I have had tunnel vision and seen the pretty colors but that doesn't mean I'm seeing the other side. Its just random signals my brain is receiving as the blood drains out of it, Its nothing more than static. The thing is the brain is very good at making shapes and patterns so you see things. Its the same thing that happens in all hallucinations including drug and trance induced ones
@Kamikirimusi69 Only you know that. I think you could still get a bestselling book out of it. Make sure you include some angels in the story. They're really popular.
@TylerHulsey this was meant for people who can and want to understand their world, and not for people that stay with the first explanation they get. I had a NDE once, my brain lacked from oxigen for a moment. Yes, its a very, very relaxing expirience, and you really don't want to come back because you feel so good, now I study medicine, and I will never do that again, because it was the most stupid thing i've evere done. but the NDE came from lack of oxigen to my brain
@TylerHulsey People do need to become atheist. That's the only way we can advance as a species, is to drop the ancient fables and rituals that hold us back.
Reminds me of the Derren Brown episode where he gave a girl a "near death expierence". Aka setting it up and making her think that it was, and she swore up and down that it was, until she was told it wasn't.
Near death experiences are mini DMT trips... watch the movie 'The Spirit Molecule' it recently came out, it has Joe Rogan in it. In the movie a doctor experiments with DMT on volunteer patients and has them explain their experience. The explanations sound just like someone explaining having a near death experience. DMT is also the chemical that your brain pumps out in mild doses every night when you dream.
@MisterWite1 With that said... these people did see "God".. nature in it's purest, whatever you want to label it as. Since these guys are christian they perceive it as god. It sounds like it's the center of the universe or something, everyone sees vivid lights and patterns floating around in space. This is the afterlife. I believe it's your energy being transferred to some other physical entity in some other part of the universe. WE ARE ALL ONE.
After watching all 3 parts there was nothing that showed how the ouija board is fake. Good try but all this fat ass did was sound like an idiot, cut off videos in the middle of someones sentence and then try and make them look like they said something stupid, and he decided to randomly switch to something completely different than the ouija board halfway through. No wonder this show has been cancelled.
@NameYouCantHate you clearly weren't watching it propery. They explained that it was ideomotor effect. It's psychological. They even showed you with the people blindfolded! What more proof do you want!? Oh by the way there's a new series called penn and teller: tell a lie, on discovery! Hope you will enjoy that as much as you have enjoyed Bullshit! And they don't have to try to make anyone sound stupid, the people can pretty much do that for themselves, with all their bullshit! P&T <3
@thesophster1231 The spirit uses the ideomotor effect to move the planchette. If your blindfolded, its just like making the spirit blind. It cant see so its going to go to what it thinks is right. The only bullshit here is this show. The only reason they changed the subject to NDEs was because they could only find two stupid things to try and proove this was fake.
@NameYouCantHate Wow because that is a lot more "logical" than Penn and Teller's way of thinking! Seriously, how is that true? I'm sorry, but I trust actual scientific evidence and psychologists, more than your cock and bull story right there. But you are entitled to your opinion. But don't go calling Penn and Teller!
I tell you what, watch Derren Brown: Séance (2004), and i mean watch it all the way through. Then you will see that the ouija board is a load of bullshit.
i laughed so hard when i almost died i thought i was in hell and the demons where dancing then i was bleeding out its sweet how my dreams are so messed up even when im dieing weird shit happons
I understand this and mostly agree, but, after having so many spiritual experience while on drugs, I think it's wrong to discredit spiritual experiences just because they were brought on by hallucinations. I have never understood quantum theories better than while on LSD.
I an't see why people don't understand that N.D.E's happen when you are losing blood, loosing oxygen, or have been hit on the head. These are all situations when you tend to hallucinate, combined with the feeling of comfort from your body's shock system, it to what all N.D.E's boil down. It has nothing to do with Heaven(which I don't believe in) or any other kind of afterlife(which I also don't believe in) it's just hallucination and shock at the same time.
@catclaw357 add to that the suggestive elements they have absorbed from society over the years, explains why some even see deities and angels and stuff. I'm someone prone to hallucination and if I wanted to I could "spiritulaize" my experiences because the "manifestations" stem from the subconscious and appear as archetypes a conscious person can make associations with. The mind is a weird thing
@catclaw357 Im glad here to see there are other sane people who can see clearly. Im tired as fuck of all these superstitions and pseudo-sciences, there's tons of them
@Weebigballs There isnt a point in living - thats the point. You were an accident like 90% of births.. 2 happy people went to bar, had some whiskey and knocked one out in the kitchen then 2 weeks later it was "honey i'm pregant" - thats it buddy, no great miracle, no cosmic scheme.. just "well I hope its a boy this time.'
I like how people are so butthurt over penn and teller's evidence. Sorry so piss on your afterlife parade, but it's all bullshit, bullshit you're willing to believe because you watch to much TV and can't form an opinion for yourself.
ROFL at least 3 bodies, how the hell do you know that LOL the old women is hallucinating shes on drugs, kids this is what drugs do.
TheSelfIndulgence 4 days ago
i have a friend with schizophrenia(i will keep this genderless and nameless) , my friend is well medicated and generally stable but it's very interesting sometimes my friend can't tell the difference between dreams and reality. My friend will tell me stories of hanging out with someone or some sort of situation that is just ridiculous but they believe it really happened to them in real life.
deprogramr 1 week ago
And then there's this fucking guy...
TheIronWaffleMan 1 week ago
and then this fuckin guy
mitchsoad 2 weeks ago
That don't pee on the sofa thing is funny because when a person dies, all of their muscles go limp, including the ones that hold pee in :-P
lavalizard3 2 weeks ago
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...island. This has nothing to do with authentic near death or death experience. They are being put to sleep by the centrifuge and are having dreams.
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The centrifuge thing is not a replication of a near death or death experience. The content of these centrifuge experiences is totally different. The centrifuge experiences are caused by someone being placed in a state other than waking consciousness, not death nor being near death. They are dreams without consistency and with different content from near death or death experiences. I've read an article in which it was related by one of them that he had an experience in which he was on an....
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@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 Ah, the blood drains from their head which is similar to the brain dying due to lack of oxygen or blood loss. They're both basically the same even if there are some minor differences.
Peopleisgta 4 weeks ago
@Peopleisgta I promise you, they are completely different.
Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 4 weeks ago
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 On one you're dying, and the other one you're not exactly dying but those are about the only differences I can see.
Peopleisgta 4 weeks ago
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 Oh, you PROMISE you're not full of shit? Okay, I believe you now.
WimpyMcWeaksauce 2 weeks ago
@WimpyMcWeaksauce What interest could I possibly have in what you believe?
Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 2 weeks ago
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 On one hand you are dying from your heart stopping. What does the Heart do? It pumps blood. What does the blood supply? It supplies oxygen. What Happens to you the g-force thingy? The blood pools at your lower extremities away from the brain. Tell me, what is the difference between your brain not getting oxygen, and your brain not getting oxygen?
brongarago 1 week ago
@brongarago I am not going to attempt to prove to you that they aren't the same thing by way of content, etc., but I would suggest that you not presume anything.
Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 1 week ago
Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
dnothing23 1 month ago 8
Fun fact: The brain named itself.
MitraXyde 1 month ago 2
I've had several experiences where I have left my body and can float around and it seems absolutely real. It happens when I'm trying to fall asleep. Everything in the room is exactly as it was in real life. It's really strange. I figure it's my brain playing tricks but who knows? I have night terrors and wierd sleep episodes and have seen the "Old Hag" so i just think it's a hallucination of some sort.
MrROTD 1 month ago
@MrROTD yep. its a type of sleep paralysis, where your brain releases all its DMT, which is like LSD, and causes strange dreams. but ur brain accidently releases it when ur still awake.
guineapiggyman 1 month ago
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he said Tim Mclgrath.
sadperkion 1 month ago
Its nice because the related videos aren't all dick related
Balian49 1 month ago
As much as I love Penn & Teller, I still believe spirit boards are real. I guess everybody's got a grigri. Not to try to change anyone's mind or anything, but just to make sure all the bases are covered... If the spirit requires the use of the medium's eyes (as the witches said), then it's not unexpected that blindfolding subjects would mess up the results. And as for NDEs, have we considered the possibility that loss of blood to the brain (even if the danger isn't real) can cause a spirit
ShawnRavenfire 1 month ago
(Cont.) to partially leave its body? It may be that the people in the centrifuges are being caused to have an OBE. Certainly, there are plenty of people with anecdotes of haveing out-of-body experiences when they're not dying. I'm sure that P&T could find a way to explain these as mundane things as well, but the fact does invalidate the argument that the centrifuge experiences were entirely hallucinatory. It's worth bringing up at least.
ShawnRavenfire 1 month ago
he's gay
HamIsDie 1 month ago
at 5:36 he says every night he talks to dead people and flies through space. i want what hes smoking.
russiankid530 1 month ago 2
Has anyone else notice that the biggest religious nuts are very old, white guys?
dejavuman22 2 months ago
I see funny lights when I'm high as fuck too!
someguitarphreak 2 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller: Bullshit! - Ouija Board
Well looks like imma go pee on the sofa.
killergal13 2 months ago
Poor dog. Three life times of being stuck with those loonies. That dog must have been crazy freaking evil to get that short end of the stick.
Richardisdorky 2 months ago
I, once, almost suffocated due to inflammation in my respiratory track. All I saw was a dark tunnel as my vision was going dark.
Was there anything, you ask? No. It was a second or two of black, then I was able to breath again and THAT breath felt like something out of this world ... only in that I was so glad to be alive.
ShiroKage009 2 months ago
Hear that?
Don't pee on the sofa :P
me39274 2 months ago
omfgggg haha the song is so nonchalant like nothing anyone says matters hahahahahaaa
nootrak123 2 months ago
0:40 dog is the highest form of life
e102ewan 3 months ago
@e102ewan because dog is god backwards OMFG
twentyoneandsix 3 months ago 2
Supposedly, the brain releases a chemical called DMT when near death. DMT is also supposedly released during the REM stage sleep.
RhiehnD 3 months ago
I love how these folks' Maggie managed to reincarnate herself into, not only the same species, but the same damn BREED!! Even the same liver coloring. Douchenozzles.
(Incidentally, I too had an English springer spaniel named Maggie...gasp*! Could it be...)
DisappointingPorn 3 months ago
And then there's this fuckin' guy
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heartandsoul3306 3 months ago
@ 5:17 Mr. Magoo xD
shinra358 3 months ago
watching people black out never gets old, looks like they are gonna orgasm, then BAM!!!! noodle neck.
bricbob1986 3 months ago 12
see thats what happens when people think of dogs as their children, they slowly slip away from reallity, some faster than others obviously.
bricbob1986 3 months ago
It's BRUNO
39120c 4 months ago
DMT
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you've been to the other side of bull shit love
TheHeroking82 4 months ago
youve been to the other side of bull shit love
TheHeroking82 4 months ago
sound like the brain is functioning slower in NDE promoting the idea of floating
TheHeroking82 4 months ago
lol, reincarnation denied !
enkopingsbo 4 months ago
Press 5 for retard O face
ajenglish 4 months ago
4:20 is some creepy footage.
LightningStickmanBob 4 months ago
I wish dreams and reality were cross-able. I used to love those flight dreams. As for the NDE people....weeeeeeee're off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!
skywize 4 months ago
@PrezBarkORama Why wouldn't you wish that they be forgiven so they can live with you in paradise? Very Christian of you.
Wufnu 4 months ago
@Wufnu I missed the part in his comment where he said he was Christian.
AudioInklined 4 months ago
@ 1:07 "..and then theres this fuckin guy" i nearly pissed myself XD
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RussianPhantom24601 5 months ago
2:15 Does he have to piss, or what?
Alannaaification 5 months ago
@Tigerwyld well if your not dead then why is it the doctors tell you when your brought back that you died, cant say you died if you didnt can they you fucking idiot!!!!!!!
dave85333 5 months ago
@dave85333 The doctor's are wrong. Death is permanent by definition.
ThePsychoReturns 4 months ago
@ThePsychoReturns Death is the stoppage of the heart. No heart beat = death. So if you can get the heart going again, then you come back to life.
wolfy9005 4 months ago
@wolfy9005 Death is the complete and permanent cessation of brain function.
ThePsychoReturns 4 months ago
@ThePsychoReturns "Death is the permanent termination of the biological functions that sustain a living organism."
No heart = no chance of survival. Your cells can still live without the brain(brain death), but not without the heart.
wolfy9005 4 months ago
@wolfy9005 The brain regulates breathing and heartbeat. Brain stops, life stops.
The medical definition of death is the complete and permanent cessation of brain function.
Your cells can live without the heart. They just need a nutrient-rich petri dish. That's not the point, though, is it?
ThePsychoReturns 4 months ago
@ThePsychoReturns Or an artificial heart.
TheBlitMaster 4 months ago
@ThePsychoReturns Actually it's just the medulla oblongata and the pons that regulate breathing and heartbeat. Most of the brain can be shut down and you can still breathe and have a pulse.
Moshikashitenai 2 months ago
Jesus Christ on a stick!
rockdudeguy18 5 months ago 52
Near death experiences will probably be the new way high schoolers will try to get fucked up.
redelman43199 5 months ago 89
@redelman43199 Wouldn't doubt it.
rockdudeguy18 5 months ago
@redelman43199 LOL, there's actually stories of things similar to that.
WonderfulMrShyne 4 months ago
@redelman43199 pretty much exactly what salvia does
snowyphil65 4 months ago
@snowyphil65 Except for the fact that Salvia trips are not always pleasent.
redelman43199 3 months ago
@redelman43199 true, but salvia basically tricks your brain into thinking your dying, i personally dont touch that shit, but i love watchin guys trip out haha
snowyphil65 3 months ago
@snowyphil65 dmt
POlNTBLANK361 3 months ago
@redelman43199 hahahahah yes! Instead of dying from heroin, they will get jacked up on caffein pills in hopes of heart failure
HamIsDie 1 month ago
@redelman43199 They call it choking.....
calebarger 1 month ago in playlist Penn and Teller Bullshit
@redelman43199 They already do by choking.
brongarago 1 week ago
@Wallychans So, I guess it all goes back to believers & non believers, & those who have had the experience to those who haven't. I have thought about this possibility that it's the brain sending us on a trip, but having fainted twice in my life, I can honestly say that my fainting experience was completely different to me standing outside my body. Fainting was more like falling into a dream really fast, whereas being outside your body did not feel like being in a dream. Just mho, but who knows?
iammetx 5 months ago
NDE's are also a result of a flux of DMT combined with an oxygen starved brain. Super trip more powerful than any recreational drug experience anyone would experience.
CivitasUltraAporia 5 months ago
animals are not eternal. they are not created in gods image, man is created in gods image and thats spirit. we are spirit and soul. once our body does back to dust we will go to judgment then to eternity,
animals are soul and body, but mankind is spirit soul, and body, and because of spirit we are eternal, when animals die they ceise to exsist, but mankind will live forever, (jesus is the only way to heaven) time is very short
mrcooldude964 5 months ago
@mrcooldude964 You forgot the words "I think" before everything you wrote
richardtheconquerer 2 months ago 2
OMG.... It's my dead dog MOLLY, a springer spaniel!
upplsuckimcool16 5 months ago
Fuck yo couch
XmetallicaaaaX 5 months ago
Got it, don't pee on the sofa.
Fuck that, I'll go pee on my sofa right now!
youtubian2500 5 months ago
ok, watching the centrifuge test people is creepier than FUCK!!
WadeAndShanah 5 months ago
20 people pee on the sofa
Mustyrat 5 months ago
6:39
ew
she looks like the witch of the waste from howls moving castle
gaybutte 5 months ago
@henryhenriquez'My joke was referring to the way you spelt basically as 'basickly' (phonetic spelling).' I am sorry that the joke upset you, it was only a joke. Furthermore for a person who speaks four languages, though I doubt it, you have created a run on sentence.
BJplusMilo21 5 months ago
while I don't promote the use of recreational drugs, I will admit that my experimentation with hallucinogens made me acutely aware of the the ability of the mind to see and feel things that never actually happened
jumeau1 6 months ago
fuck yo couch nigga!!!! you can buy another one ya rich basterds!!!
namreg944 6 months ago
Quija Board, works and the Spirit do see with your Eyes and do move the Pointer.
If you blind the Ppl so you will blind the Spirit as, well. Stopp trying to find a reason that Quija Board is a fake!
And, also if we just had that one Life?! So, tell me some1 why some ppl`s have fear for any kind of a Animal? Or, why have some ppl`s fear for Water? (swim) Or why have some ppl`s fear high?! If, we just had this one Life, why should we been afraid for that?! So, think again..there finds more..
sweety2 6 months ago
@sweety2 played the game.... didnt have anything happen.
im scared of 2 things. both can be explaned. one is dogs(dobbermans) becuase i was bitten as a child by a mom dog. 2 is sea weed becuase as a child i was constantly trown in the sea by my father to teach me to swim...... both fears are basickly gone now....
henryhenriquez 6 months ago
@henryhenriquez
However, your bad spelling habits seem to have remained !
BJplusMilo21 5 months ago
@BJplusMilo21 and what does that have to do anything??? and i can speak 4 languages... so lol to that.
henryhenriquez 5 months ago
it takes THE way the beauty of life.... ha ha ha Penn fucked up a line! (at the end there btw)
jerkrome 6 months ago
great message from P+T here, we're all gonna die someday, so make the most of life :)
Holly13Molly 6 months ago in playlist Penn & Teller BULLSHIT!
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I want to punch Penn in the face. Sarcasm is the lowest form of comedy....And he's just a dickwad. He's totally disrespectful, it's too bad he couldn't take this documentary seriously and prove his theory & opinion that way.
GiddyGabby 6 months ago
U'r body will always do what it can to calm itself down and "protect" itself from getting too overwhelmed. Just like when somebody goes into shock. I think it's ur mind doing what it can to entertain and distract ur concious mind from what's actually going on. Notice how none of tehse people who experience this FREAKED OUT about it. Most of them who "left and saw their own body" are religious and believed in angels and such before that. How come nobody goes to HELL during their N.D.E? lol.
Wallychans 6 months ago
@Wallychans At the risk of sounding loony, I'll tell you something about me. I don't believe in god or the devil, or heaven and hell, and, while I wouldn't classify it as a near death experience, I do recall two times in my life where I actually stood outside my body and actually crawled up a wall like a spider. One time was witnessed by someone else, who, unfortunately might not be deemed credible because they weren't all right in the head. >>>continued
iammetx 5 months ago
@Wallychans However, what I found odd was that I thought I was dreaming & I remember she was sleeping next to me & I saw her get up & she told me to get down from the wall, which I did. The next day she asked me what I was doing up there on the ceiling. I freaked out because I thought it had just been a dream. The 2nd time was years later when I became curious about that first incident & I had read about teleporting. I tried it, and it worked the first time but was never able to do it again.
iammetx 5 months ago
JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK!
amuler1 6 months ago
that old dude was fucking smoking some shit when that bitch "died"
8ballsix27 6 months ago
Penn and Teller are right, don't believe everything you hear, starting with these guys, this is the most biased piece of crap I've ever seen, sorry just telling it like it is, most people who had NDE's reported THE SAME overall experience before NDE's were ever uncovered and when it comes to Ouija, the spirit/demon POSSESSES the body of the medium without the eyes of the medium the spirit cannot see into our dimension,the spirit also sees the brain of the medium that's why it knows where yes was
Deeredman4 6 months ago
@Deeredman4 shut the fuck up.
crazybollweevil 6 months ago
@crazybollweevil exactly what I expected from a mindless drone who does none of his own research and listens too the people who are afraid of the afterlife. It's obvious you have done none of your own research or we wouldn't be having this conversation. Maybe you have "dabbled" around a bit and you call it "research" but the true answer is you probably pulled out an Ouija broke every rule it has and then wondered why it didn't work or you heard one or two conflicting NDE's and condemned them all
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Deeredman4 6 months ago
@crazybollweevil if Penn, Teller, and Yourself are so smart when it comes to Ouija...explain the ZOZO phenomena...I'm curious as too what excuse you will conceive to deny what is right in front of you this time lol
Deeredman4 6 months ago
@Deeredman4 Someone deciding it would be a fun idea to start a scare; tell a story of an evil demon, and it'll be subconciously imprinted in people's mind. All that is required is the right ambience thus this "Zozo" will appear... Like a Pokemon! :D
Epsio0 6 months ago
@Epsio0 ok so the subconscious mind can catch a glimpse of the word zozo and a demon story going around about them somehow and use it too trick the user of the board, but the subconscious mind can't read the heat from the sunlight from the window being blocked by tellers arms, the slight push and pull of air as teller moves around the room and as the Ouija is flipped around, the sound as he is moving the Ouija Board, or the subtle imperfections of the board itself? sounds pretty convenient :\
Deeredman4 6 months ago
@Deeredman4 Either there's inconsitencies with the anecdotes or people are just making things up to make the story believable. I mean, there isn't a proper, reliable source other than the words of people for Zozo to exist. People's fear would naturally make them up their guard; increased heart rate as adrenalin flow. We may start to "feel" or "sense" things that are not there. I doubt that a board can spontenuously flip by some spirit. But if you want to believe in Zozom, I can't do much =/
Epsio0 6 months ago
@Epsio0 Inconsistencies? so let me ask you this...if you talk too 100 different people are you always going too greet them with the word "Hi!" and from there go on too talk about how your dog peed on your couch the other day? lol no...so why would Zozo be any different...the only consistency that is present(or required) is the name Zozo I'm not telling you to blindly believe in anything, that would be stupid. Do your own research but don't take these biased idiots for their word :\
Deeredman4 6 months ago
@Deeredman4 Well, I always tend to greet people with "Hi!", but the fact of the matter is, all I'm hearing is that Zozo is some spirit that likes to scare people. I don't believe that spirit or ghost exist, but that is an argument for another time. I'm sure no one would, at first, take on Penn and Teller staight on; take it like a pinch of salt, but what they're trying to do is to stop people mixing truth from shit that people make up.
Epsio0 6 months ago
@Epsio0 The reason I am saying Penn and Teller are biased is because they got the three most stereotypical nuts they could find to represent the Ouija Board and in their case yes, they probably were in it just for the money. if Penn and Teller would have gotten someone a bit more respectable I wouldn't be so angry about it because yes it is hard to believe when you have never experienced I can understand why they might question it but if you want serious results. please hire serious necromancers
Deeredman4 6 months ago
@Deeredman4 I suppose it's fait to leave it at that. Granted, both may be motivated by money, and I guess I have to accept the fact that some people believe in different things.
Epsio0 6 months ago
@Epsio0 lol It's a little more then faith :)...I could tell you stories but generally skeptics don't believe my stories...but I have seen things happen that could not have been the Ideomotor effect (such as a box flying across the room, unplugged speakers playing static(like something talking on a CB but with a muffled signal), the most recent, me and two other people having the EXACT same vision(and I mean exact))I used too be like u so I understand your skepticism but I've seen too much :)
Deeredman4 6 months ago
@Deeredman4 Penn & Teller THEMSELVES say that they're biased. There's nothing wrong with being biased as long as you're fair enough to let the other side have their say. The bullshit flying around in the media about "liberal bias" and "conservative bias" is bullshit; it's idiotic to expect a reporter not to have a point of view. The real issue is, do they get the fundamentals right (the who, what, where, when, why, and how). For further reference, look up P&T's Q&A sessions.
cyanmanta 6 months ago
@cyanmanta its the other side they got though is what I have a problem with...its like picking a polka band to represent all music :\...do you see what I'm saying?...if they REALLY want proof instead of just trying to slander the Ouija community, they would get REAL necromancers :\ I hope by now I have made my point
Deeredman4 6 months ago
@Deeredman4
Troll harder next time.
YouGotWoodRolled 4 months ago
I fuck hot chicks in my dreams.
8ballsix27 6 months ago
BULLSHIT!
VampireFreakKe 6 months ago
peed on the sofa, got punched in the face
johnmartins 7 months ago
Dude my blood pressure drops every time someone takes blood from me when I'm sitting up. I have had tunnel vision and seen the pretty colors but that doesn't mean I'm seeing the other side. Its just random signals my brain is receiving as the blood drains out of it, Its nothing more than static. The thing is the brain is very good at making shapes and patterns so you see things. Its the same thing that happens in all hallucinations including drug and trance induced ones
Nuds1223 7 months ago
I was legally dead for almost a minute and a half when I was six. I don't remember shit.
Kamikirimusi69 7 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller's Bullshit
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@Kamikirimusi69 Only you know that. I think you could still get a bestselling book out of it. Make sure you include some angels in the story. They're really popular.
Smithpolly 7 months ago
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TylerHulsey 7 months ago
@TylerHulsey this was meant for people who can and want to understand their world, and not for people that stay with the first explanation they get. I had a NDE once, my brain lacked from oxigen for a moment. Yes, its a very, very relaxing expirience, and you really don't want to come back because you feel so good, now I study medicine, and I will never do that again, because it was the most stupid thing i've evere done. but the NDE came from lack of oxigen to my brain
MrPetezajot 7 months ago
@MrPetezajot omg again that was again o joke
TylerHulsey 7 months ago
@TylerHulsey People do need to become atheist. That's the only way we can advance as a species, is to drop the ancient fables and rituals that hold us back.
duffman13045 7 months ago
And people like these retards are why we're devolving.
briant420 7 months ago
@briant420 You mean de-evolving, there is no such things as that though. As evolution only goes in one direction.
NathanWubs 6 months ago
Reminds me of the Derren Brown episode where he gave a girl a "near death expierence". Aka setting it up and making her think that it was, and she swore up and down that it was, until she was told it wasn't.
Moonesi 7 months ago
HAHA THIS SHIT IS THE FUNNIEST SHOW I'VE EVER SEEN! ROFL!
Lennart50 7 months ago
5:30 This man calls near death experience 'dreaming' and Penn is getting excited? lol. Thats no proof. Its just an opinion.
michaelidesca 7 months ago
skeptics. Non believers. What else?
michaelidesca 7 months ago
Tbh when i had my near death experience all i saw was black and i didnt remember anything from that night soo yeah bunch of shit :|
darkmania122 7 months ago
Near death experiences are mini DMT trips... watch the movie 'The Spirit Molecule' it recently came out, it has Joe Rogan in it. In the movie a doctor experiments with DMT on volunteer patients and has them explain their experience. The explanations sound just like someone explaining having a near death experience. DMT is also the chemical that your brain pumps out in mild doses every night when you dream.
MisterWite1 7 months ago
@MisterWite1 With that said... these people did see "God".. nature in it's purest, whatever you want to label it as. Since these guys are christian they perceive it as god. It sounds like it's the center of the universe or something, everyone sees vivid lights and patterns floating around in space. This is the afterlife. I believe it's your energy being transferred to some other physical entity in some other part of the universe. WE ARE ALL ONE.
MisterWite1 7 months ago
he should try DMT!!!!... LoL
gabbysdreams 7 months ago
After watching all 3 parts there was nothing that showed how the ouija board is fake. Good try but all this fat ass did was sound like an idiot, cut off videos in the middle of someones sentence and then try and make them look like they said something stupid, and he decided to randomly switch to something completely different than the ouija board halfway through. No wonder this show has been cancelled.
NameYouCantHate 7 months ago
@NameYouCantHate you clearly weren't watching it propery. They explained that it was ideomotor effect. It's psychological. They even showed you with the people blindfolded! What more proof do you want!? Oh by the way there's a new series called penn and teller: tell a lie, on discovery! Hope you will enjoy that as much as you have enjoyed Bullshit! And they don't have to try to make anyone sound stupid, the people can pretty much do that for themselves, with all their bullshit! P&T <3
thesophster1231 7 months ago
@thesophster1231 The spirit uses the ideomotor effect to move the planchette. If your blindfolded, its just like making the spirit blind. It cant see so its going to go to what it thinks is right. The only bullshit here is this show. The only reason they changed the subject to NDEs was because they could only find two stupid things to try and proove this was fake.
NameYouCantHate 7 months ago
@NameYouCantHate Wow because that is a lot more "logical" than Penn and Teller's way of thinking! Seriously, how is that true? I'm sorry, but I trust actual scientific evidence and psychologists, more than your cock and bull story right there. But you are entitled to your opinion. But don't go calling Penn and Teller!
I tell you what, watch Derren Brown: Séance (2004), and i mean watch it all the way through. Then you will see that the ouija board is a load of bullshit.
thesophster1231 7 months ago
7:22 is his left finger bleeding?
StolenFame 7 months ago
fuck 9 g's, Joe Rogan says the same shit about dmt
randymullen511 8 months ago
Hey P&T..can you explain as to why most of your experts,Dr's & others that try to prove & disprove your BULLSHIT shows are Homosexuals & Lesbian's?
Kill1018Me 8 months ago
@Kill1018Me bullshit has been cancele.d.
dizzyd1250 8 months ago
זה שקר כי גם אנשים עיורים מלידה ראו מוות קליני ואנשים סיפרו סיפורים מה שקרה אז למטה כשראו את עצמם ממש
hmjeekhhibhu10 8 months ago
@hmjeekhhibhu10 אנשים גם אמרו שהם נחטפו על ידי חייזרים ושערכו בהם ניסויים. אנשים אומרים הרבה דברים.
AsafSchnider 8 months ago
When Penn says, "...the time we spend in the dentist's chair receiving oral-" Stop the video right there and try to guess the next word.
cyanmanta 8 months ago
BUT WHAT IF DREAMS ARE REAL??? :O
*dun dun dunnnn*
pragzter 8 months ago
im sorry but i just don't think it's right for people this old and still smoking pot.....
showylee1980 8 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller's Bullshit
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jmm1233 8 months ago
I had a near death experience while I was pissing on the sofa.
GWDowns 8 months ago
i laughed so hard when i almost died i thought i was in hell and the demons where dancing then i was bleeding out its sweet how my dreams are so messed up even when im dieing weird shit happons
killbuzzjj 9 months ago
I can make you look good, but I have no fucking clue of how to help myself...
CanWeSt0p 9 months ago
Damn, i just took a piss on the sofa
rxueloenz 9 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller's Bullshit
DEAD END hahaha
BanditV8racer 9 months ago
I understand this and mostly agree, but, after having so many spiritual experience while on drugs, I think it's wrong to discredit spiritual experiences just because they were brought on by hallucinations. I have never understood quantum theories better than while on LSD.
rockhsalt 9 months ago
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What about discrediting spiritual experiences because they were chemically induced?
infernoacid 9 months ago
5:35 he looks like harrison ford :D
TatsuTD 9 months ago
I an't see why people don't understand that N.D.E's happen when you are losing blood, loosing oxygen, or have been hit on the head. These are all situations when you tend to hallucinate, combined with the feeling of comfort from your body's shock system, it to what all N.D.E's boil down. It has nothing to do with Heaven(which I don't believe in) or any other kind of afterlife(which I also don't believe in) it's just hallucination and shock at the same time.
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bztheman 6 months ago
@catclaw357 add to that the suggestive elements they have absorbed from society over the years, explains why some even see deities and angels and stuff. I'm someone prone to hallucination and if I wanted to I could "spiritulaize" my experiences because the "manifestations" stem from the subconscious and appear as archetypes a conscious person can make associations with. The mind is a weird thing
arlobrubaker 5 months ago
@catclaw357 Im glad here to see there are other sane people who can see clearly. Im tired as fuck of all these superstitions and pseudo-sciences, there's tons of them
2CSST2 4 months ago
google "Joe Rogan DMT" it awnsers all
duuxster 10 months ago
20 people... you know what I'm not going to do that shit. Anyone who doesn't agree with Penn & Teller have some kind of learning disability.
oh and James Bond must have had a near-death experience in Moonraker!
austinthebookworm5 10 months ago
20 people peed on the sofa..
Tigerwyld 10 months ago
well this is my opinion
But im alive right now andi just find that whats the point in living if when we die and there will be no afterlife or reincarnation
just to think that i will never live again and have no recall is just fucked up :/ lol
What about these past life regressions answers to that?
Sorry just my opinion and thats ok to have my opinion right?
Weebigballs 10 months ago
@Weebigballs There isnt a point in living - thats the point. You were an accident like 90% of births.. 2 happy people went to bar, had some whiskey and knocked one out in the kitchen then 2 weeks later it was "honey i'm pregant" - thats it buddy, no great miracle, no cosmic scheme.. just "well I hope its a boy this time.'
Tigerwyld 10 months ago
I like how people are so butthurt over penn and teller's evidence. Sorry so piss on your afterlife parade, but it's all bullshit, bullshit you're willing to believe because you watch to much TV and can't form an opinion for yourself.
TwoHeadedBaby 10 months ago