Massage Therapist for Models

[SubtitlesInc]

Seus idiotas, não sabem o que é ficar lá encarando aquelas gostosas sem um horário funcional, careira registrada, feriados, fins-de-semana? Ah, vão se fuder.

Cook this in the Google Tradutor to know what i'm talkin' 'bout.

[linaheartful]

ooooh poor guy...massage all day long !! get a REAL JOB comeon

[TheJohnFerrero]

yo i would love this job

[theperv01]

Meh they r models. Give me porn stars and then were talking

[Sanseki]

LOL

[mittico88]

è proprio un lavoro DURO...anzi direi proprio DURISSIMO!!

[Impess99]

yeah i would actually hate this job too. having my hands all over beautiful women all day but not getting to do more than that, would give me the worst case of blueballs ever

[loveunderlaw]

@Impess99 STFU you cat raping bastard! The only time you get blueballs is when the cats run away LMFAO!!!

[fullfist]

"There's no greater tragedy for a man than to have a dick and no brains."

.

Same goes for this job, after some time you'd either have no more appreciation for the female beauty from overexposure (a great tragedy) or you would be so sexed up that it would become unbearable that most of them don't fall in love with you that instant.

[PhouFoo]

i dont want that job. getting teased all day long but never getting laid...

[LordNifty]

Too much of a good thing, really. What he needs is an intern. He doesn't have to pay me, as I will be learning a valuable skill, and getting some good hands-on experience(sorry, couldn't resist). :)

[Xienano2]

YO KIERO UN TRABAJO ASI T_T

[froxtt]

HUEVON

[BALDwGLASSES]

i couldnt do that job cuz i would get fired for having a constant erection

[felipealvirrubro]

A criatividade brasileira.

[ichewchuster]

This is an awesome ad.

[Graverobber94]

press 5: he is in heaven

[MrDowney666]

@Graverobber94 Lol :P

[lasqueiro17]

"bisy bisy, weit!"

[vampir183]

i would massage that sweeeet asss for hours

[sky17gr]

this only touching rule kills me :P

poor guy

[AustinCMoore]

Step 1. Start video

Step 2. Press pause

Step 3. Press play again

Step 4. Press and hold 5

[Archbounds]

Looks like he could use a massage

[Fukaful]

Coitado... u.u'

...é difícil quando não se dá o devido valor ao profissional! U.U'

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[dolleee]

hahahhahah busy busy wait -_-'

[kaluz7]

:))) Ps: Feel sorry for all those who did not understand this ad...

[johnnyfarout]

oh dis a poor a hard a workin' a man

[Cheesy74]

Money.

Fame.

LETTUCE.

[zandylovesrisk]

I would like to know the name of the model at 0:28, I thought she was the hottest

[seventy7whitesheep]

i thought he said "BOOBS" instead of "BOSS" i was wrong. :D

[CorbyIzTrill]

Does anyone know any of the model names?

[teen4373]

Keep worming Asian girls # lushfmlk.info #

[ccaarrttyy]

rude tube

[666Winterdemon666]

np. give me this job. you can get mine

[XDXDXDXDXDXDXD]

his problem is probably the insurance policy. probably needs to see the doctor on a weekly basis for having all day boners.

[NinjaSs5Productions]

I would quit that nightmare too... XD  *sarcasm*

[am21185]

poor , no one likes his current job.

but comparing my current job with him... I should kill my self

[Aztlnight]

now i have a new dream job

[HugeDickNick]

Were can I sign up for this job?

[Flygirl053060]

HE IS A NUT !!! how could he complain .. unless he is ONE "HAPPY" man er erm haha

[rhythmoflife1]

horrible

[TheZxc71]

god i feel sorry for this guy...a hero

[gremlin05]

It's like being a 5-star restaurant chef. When you get home, you don't cook a 5-star meal. When this guy meets girls, he's probably numbed from seeing hot women all day.

[ussoldiersm316]

omg 0:35!!!

[Estimadoamigomio]

Smelling vomit everyday and histerical tension all around... really bad job

[bk360]

Well, I wish I could feel his pain. Sadly, I live a great life D:

[jaquan123ism]

i think he'ds gay 

[JaviJavaMocha]

14 hour days what a great injustice for this poor guy.

[rastasam16]

he is BRAZILIAN!!! not portuguese...

well, i think it isn't exactally a good job... try to guess:

all day long, rubbing and touching hot models... sounds good...

well, when you go home and see that old fat wife... asking you for a massage...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[PetterIsMyName]

wtf?! work on saturday and sunday, no free holidays, no schedule, no boss, i totally get his guy! what an outrage!

[hogmonkey56]

poor man, has to oil up them sexy girls...he must cry himself to sleep at night...

XD

[rhannarodrigues14]

i'ts portuguese 

[HakuGotStoned]

@rhannarodrigues14 it's brazilian portuguese ;)

[doc7474]

I feel so bad for this guy, if there were anyway I could help him out I would. Hey wait..maybe he needs help or a replacement? I would volunteer.

[harbra0b]

There were substitles ??

[Somo886]

@harbra0b LOL!!!!!

[kaindrg]

Euro spanish?

[Raptormau]

@kaindrg Brazilian Portuguese, aka PT-BR

[dicalg]

dont people understand this is an advertising for a job & recruitment site? its called SARCASM people. haha and extremely funny one, awesome work by the agency

[BestlikeMike]

what language is this?

[pedropnc]

@BestlikeMike

Brazilian Portuguese

[gachman]

I will trade job with this guy anyday... my job have everything he want's.

[molybdaen11]

Poor poor men, working all day without any rest together with

beautiful models. An true nightmare.

[DFTBACheree]

i think im about to lol

[sirwann]

omg BEST JOB IN THE WORLD I DONT NEED MONEY ICAN DO IT FREE :D

[zero2magma]

pobre bato

[Opticradiation]

Man, I'm a remedial massage therapis, I'm not lying just to let you know, and I work 6 days aweek. I mean doing this for the same amount of money that I make already would be the best job ever.

[LordNifty]

This is basically a variant of the "dating a gynocologist" joke:

"If I have to see one more..."

[fromnsk]

LMAO! GJ! 5+

[rpatrick100]

You are correct, Adroit. Sounds like you hit a nerve too.

[Marcoshary]

haha Great Commercial!

[Chuichupachichi]

It's no wonder I can't find employment

This guy is a fraud & a phony. He's occupying my position. It's obvious he's a fraud because he calls himself a "massage therapist" and the models are complaining without any show of appreciation for his work... as he revealed. That's because there's nothing to appreciate & everything to complain about

My services are immediately available. I am a true "Misogynator". Most guys, as the one in the video, absolutely hate Misogyning

Not I, I love Misogynating

[Chuichupachichi]

There's nothing better, as the stresses & tensions caused by life's unfortunate realities such as, "Femme-Nazis", are released from both the Misogynee & the Misogyner

Unnecessary are any certifications or qualifications. Being that I am the creator of the "Excessive Oil Misogynating Method". It's details are more secret than any ancient Chinese secrets or even Victoria's underwear

If you know of any modeling agencies in need of my genuine services, simply send a pm anytime- rates negotiable

[shizznitt22]

It would suck, blue balls out the ass.

[dominico1983]

This guy complains a lot, I would do that for free, 24/7. Damn.

[0Txus0]

pobrecito ese csm T_T

[CosteaCalin]

i'd pay for it

[SexyToshi]

I'd do it for free.

[HasAnyoneSeenMyQuest]

How the FUCK do you get that job?????!!!!!

[hibikino]

poor guy...

[sarademil]

@hibikino poor gay



[tomheek123]

or not

whaha

[tomheek123]

nice job

[RanDomRahuL]

hahahaha

[ryantg1]

its the wave

[forokizzle]

but really...he basically does not have a life to me.. yes u get to touch boobies... but lets not forget its kinda official shit.. u cant derive much pleasure from that...

[MarineSPZ]

Omg, he must be gay, if he's complaining about his job :D

[JOtruba]

Have you even listened to what he has to say about the job? Its hard work massaging and he dose it 14 hrs per day every day... and he dose not get "you did good job" EVER.... i would not want that job....

[JOtruba]

Ofcourse we are each individuals and entitled to our opinions so if you would not mind the hardship you could enjoy it.

Tho i must agree to Olpaj... week at most and would be broken

[Olpaj]

it would be enjoyable for a week probably, but over time i would feel upset i wont do any of them

[AdroitFilms]

throw in some personality

and give them what they dont currently have

and bam you got the hot girl

easy peasy bro, just find out what the girl doesn't have, and then show her you have it.

[tbeeBabylove]

Like a dick you mean?

[Chuichupachichi]

So what you're saying is to find a hot girl that doesn't have a boyfriend who is a big time Hollywood film producer. Then, hand her one of your cards that cost $9.99 for a big stack and describe you as a creator of fictional stories

Simply make certain the card doesn't describe your Best Buy $250 camera and excessively limited film budget. As well as that you're still working on obtaining that "back lot" as soon as one becomes available behind a supermarket after it closes for business

& "Bam"

[Chuichupachichi]

Otherwise, show her something else she doesn't have. Lets see..... she's a Hot girl...... "Bam", show her your ugliness. That ought to work

It's no wonder they never bite. The ugly translates into loyal in their minds. Maybe I'll hit myself with a baseball bat

Well... for Femme-Nazis that should certainly be a much more desirable explanation than the truth.

[coverisk]

lol! best job in the world!!!

ta se mesmo a ver que o gajo e gay

[sambama999]

O gajo nao e gay... I think u r just jealous :-))

[potol5678]

i can sure feel the guy's pain.... i salute him!

[sniperzip90]

where i can apply for this job? :p

[MyNameIsBucket]

You'd be surprised, people. Take something that enjoy most in life and have your well-being depend on it. That's a sure-fire way to suck your soul dry.

[DarkJeff]

LOL!!! 5\5 i loled mao. XD now, consider...is this really a bad job? it is. trust me. imagine how numb he gets when his wife askes him for it... ... massage, i mean!!! massage!!! d*mn! man...stupid as it may sound, i really don't want to fall into such a job. ... oh wait...i'm a foot massagist... SH**T!!!! i dont wanna go to work tomorrow!!!! *sob* dam* you childhood footfetish!!

[Trashcanman56]

WOW what a terrible job /sarcasm

[dudrhkd7]

woah he gets to touch boobs and asses all day long

[neilbalanay]

i wanna be like him

[Mattaru12345]

Haha, youtube tards, able to start a massive flamefest over a funny video.

[321erup123]

whatever the opposite of viagra is, that guy must have OD on it.

[sexypadri]

money, fame, lettuce

[Firestormman]

What the actual fuck are you talking about?

Stupid FORUM RETARD DISSING Britain?

Fucking hell i'm British mate, but I dont talk like im a fucking 13 year old chav.

[andrewzb]

im american and i dont get what he's saying

[ExadusX]

Read the fucking subtitles you retard.

[andrewzb]

dude i was replying to firestormman you dumbass

[101Unit101]

you prove to the foreign people that Americans are pretty damn stupid..

I'm ashamed of you T_T...

[andrewzb]

ok im sick of this. do you know me? have you ever met me? no! so you know nothing about me except for what i have typed on this site. you are an ignorant bastard basing your opinions on nothing. assuming that you have never been to america then you base your opinions on what you see in the news and what your friends/family says about americans. so tell me something that you acctually KNOW about americans. P.S. americans are awesome and you can kiss my american ass if you think otherwise!!! peace

[101Unit101]

I live in the united states...

You know nothing of me other than what I typed

You are the ignorant bastard

I never attacked you for being american I attacked you for being a dumb ass and trying to be proud when in reality you made US AMERICANS look like fucking idiots

"I'm american I don't understand this video!"

Well learn to read you illiterate dumb shit

- Coming from a fellow American

kiss my ass bitch

[andrewzb]

i said im american and i dont understand this comment. i was replying to firestormman.

[TheJann2009]

@101Unit101 big write for that i only say FUCK YOU thats it. Im Puerto rican btw

[101Unit101]

@TheJann2009 What?

[thendlessobsession]

seriously?

even if you got paid?

[xSheepiish]

Ill Take That Job Off Your Hands :P

[SkilesASMB]

I'll trade my job with homeboy any day. :D

[foppa123]

stupid tattoos for these phoney women nowadays

[gunsmith6]

That Poor Guy ..............Whaaaa Big Baby !

[mikr18]

God I feel his pain.

[boorapper]

lol... I have the same job as this guy and I LOVE IT! ( in a professional way) .... Although this guy is a bit creepy, I mean does he have to get his freaking nose so close to the girls like that? lol....

[lifemetall]

i want his job, i worked harder then massaged beaufifull girls 12 hours, you dont need to go out to see girls maybe you even score some day

[timnuk]

poor guy - my heart bleeds!

[jackdt]

The rapist for models?

[LOACHABLE]

Fuck it this is better than being bill gates rich im going to fucking stop going to school

Ill do it for free

[applefox77]

lolz yeah.

[selatik1]

Mass age the rapist for mod els?

[areti9191]

this man is suffering

[shredda77]

classic ! I love this video ; the actor is perfect

[zagrudny]

Это просто очень и очень Оуительно!

[WuHo]

This job would be awesome for about 2 weeks, and then...living hell.

[BigBFC]

I do this job free...

[WhoKnewOfTheStorm6]

This is me in 2 years.

[xiBL00Dix]

He is obviously gay.

[smallpaul5000]

you dont get it at all do you. you american?

[xiBL00Dix]

I'm not American. But I am from America. Although I do understand it all but if I had this job then I wouldn't complain.

[Roflzombie]

UK sucks balls.

/discussion.

[Metamorph1c]

The rapist?

[Supernatural14]

ahahha

[systemjoker]

It is the same as see the meal without the permission of eat it... It may suck, yes!

[BxSk8er162]

he must be gay =O ill take his job anyday

[KingQuis2009]

i love this job

[wildscotsman6]

hahaha, it's prolly true... after the novilty wore off you'd be like, this job actually sucks...

[HarrySackthatsme]

id have stiffies all day

[TooSiq]

i have that job it isn't that great

[SickAudi]

YO THAT JOB IS THE SHIT!!!!

[iMrAes]

is he gay?

[Reddevilxx2x]

Lmaoooo

[oiLLuSi0NZzo]

oh noes whatever should be do touching fit models arses all day

[sammanu13]

ye that jobs looks bad NOT

[shaydawg1093]

Oh FML.

[chadisballin]

how do i get that job?

[omegajoe8]

what a nice job xD

[gruelin1]

ha ha ha

[vampir183]

i like it a loooot

[BPhelmet]

forget animation, that's what i'm gonna do from now on....

[MasterChiefTwago]

0:27 is so good...but the look on face at 0:52 is priceless

[xSpid3rx]

haha, agreed.

[premachu2]

Condisering all the thumbs down my previous comment got.

Im guessing americas too stupid to understand sarcism :)

[bharper419]

Yes we "Americas" (North and South)are too stupid to know its spelled sarcasm. Just something for you to "condiser". Douche