South Park - The Chewbacca Defence

[ErichoTTA]

The Ewoks did not live on planet Endor. They lived on a moon of Endor.

[1993Southparkfan]

13 people DO NOT MAKE SENSE! lol

[steggy13]

That, does NOT make senthe!

[littlemykey3000]

But Chewbacca is from Kashyyk.

[jtbowman421]

Everyone upvoting the comment about congress making pizza a vegetable... that isn't what they did. they made tomato sauce count as a serving of vegetables. Which allows pizza to be served and fulfill rules for schools requiring vegetables to be served at lunch. Pizza is NOT a vegetable. the tomato sauce is.

[BloodGod66]

@jtbowman421 arnt tomatoes fruit

[0dus]

SOPA_In_Court.mpg

[gdroff]

thanks asshole for getting a double-murderer back on our streets. way to convince that dipshit jury to ignore facts because a glove didnt fit a guy. right, you cant kill someone if you arent wearing a glove (which did fit btw way)

[clouds64]

this was a funny overexaggerated point of oj simpsons trial if anyone is wondering, the lawyer took the minds of their juors off the trial by ignoring the facts and putting something else infront of them that is very noticable

[CounterClaws]

So this is how pizza became a fruit...

[MrGdawg818]

chewbacca doesnt live on endor

he doesnt live anywhere he flies around with han

[JackhammerJesus]

Endor is a moon, not a planet.

[Wishmaster616]

Chewbacca is from Kashyyyyk, but it was screwed by the empire. :D

[mastermantrox]

@Wishmaster616 one y too much xD

[Xile2012]

It is true Chewbacca isn't from that planet..

[MrPrivateTiger]

It does not make sense!!

[Gamer4672]

Casey Anthoney trial in a nutshell

[TheBebop51]

THIS IS CHEWBACCA!

HE IS A WOOKIE!

HE FIGHTS THE EMPIRE!

HE FIX THE ROBOTS!

DON'T FUCKIN' CROSS HIM!

HE IS CHEWBACCA!

IN NEED OF NO ONE!

IN WANT OF NOTHING!

[violink4swords]

Endor is a moon

[xTrettx]

your misspelling of the word defense does not make sense!

[Shadytribe97]

This Video DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!

[AdmiralBetas]

that guy at the end...did he died? D:

[josipisepic]

THAT DOES NOT MAKE SEN

[nerdychannel]

im a lawyer and i was blacklisted after using this in a case

[UnseenAdict420]

@nerdychannel lmao.. did you try waving a silly monkey?? that might've worked..

[Schmidteren]

epic

[PacificWest117]

god damn this is funny, does that make sense?

[MasterrangerABR]

Chewbacca lives on the melenium falcon, and in space ports.

[triplecena29]

This was Casey Anthony's lawyer

[R8erNation636]

12 people think this makes sense.

[dragoblaze5]

oh my mistake i mean 0:03

[dragoblaze5]

guy on 3:00 made me laugh

[SteveyMcSteezy]

lmao i want somebody to actually try this in court.

[chad3232132]

The Chewbacca Defense actually does work. Just ask O.J. or Casey Anthony.

[KJRUSS0]

@chad3232132 You beat me to it. XD

[loqutor]

Wait...since when did Chewbacca live on Endor?

This does NOT. MAKE. SENSE!!!

[brettcompton420]

Endor's a moon not a planet

[MHorton1000]

@brettcompton420 Yet he said it was a planet. That does not make sense!

[Sorantheman]

Chewbacca defense = Fail at logic and win the argument!

[XNightmarexWolf]

"I love fucking silly bitches,cause i know my penis likes it"

[carnyzzle]

Congress's reasoning of making Pizza a vegetable.

[knomies227]

@carnyzzle IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE

[gredangeo]

@carnyzzle I second that motion. I would be valued as healthy then.

[carnyzzle]

@gredangeo tomatoes are FRUITS. not vegetables, FRUITS.

[GunterJPN]

@carnyzzle

wrong. tomatoes are FRUIT in science and VEGETABLES in cooking. "FRUITS" (i.e. with an S) is used to indicate "many kinds", NOT the "family".

so, in short... your correction does not make sense!

[ocgirlwentgreen]

@GunterJPN If a tomato is a fruit in science, it is a fruit. Any opposition to science is incorrect.

[GunterJPN]

@ocgirlwentgreen

ever hear of words with more than one definition?

[wesgriff1]

Pressing 8 does not...

[Gammaskalle]

So fucking  EPIC. if that makes sense.

[bastardgear8]

Chewbacca doesn't live on Endor!

[sritger]

Chewbacca Defense FTW

[renemarcel123]

Does Chewbacca really live on Endor???

[mev186]

@renemarcel123 Does it matter ? 

[CyberLance26]

@mev186 Yes of course it does matter.

[JuicyPinkism]

I used to learn this in law school, then I took an arrow to the knee...

[HARDCORE5513]

this kid used this in his debate class lol

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

I used to use the chewbacca defence, then I took an arrow to the knee...

[sy911019]

Funny thing is the whole trial wasnt even about chewbaka

[paleomike8]

Chewbacca lives on the Millennium Falcon, not Endor...

[bb330708]

1. Chewbacca

2. ???

3. Profit.

[GR390RYC00P3R]

damn Herman Cain you scary!

[Th3DoM1naToR]

lol guys head explodes

[A2thedouble]

IT. DOES NOT. MAKE. THENSE!

[retardsos]

I'll just say what everyone is thinking.

OJ Simpson

[tikipare]

...Herman Cain?

[Sorantheman]

Chewbacca Defense = Fail at Logic and win the argument!

[phillies2008wsc]

dis some funny ass shit.

[AboAbdulable]

how did they know that he's from the planet kashyyyk before episode 3 was even released???

[fingrid]

@AboAbdulable I think they went there for the first time 1978 when the Holiday Special come out.

[kermicheo]

I don't really know the full story of the O.J. case but maybe someone could fill me in. did simpson's lawyer REALLY use this type of strategy in the case or was it just matt and trey at their old tricks again?

[MrLunitunz]

@kermicheo A mixture of both. Cochran's strategy certainly wasn't as blatantly obvious as this. But he did twist things and use the mistakes of the prosecution (of which there were many) to his advantage. And of course he did say 'If it doesn't fit you must acquit'

[Dnbiggs]

Herman Cain?

[OldEmixX]

lol his head explode xD

[ktockly]

THAT, DOES NOT.MAKE.SENSE.

[GloriousOtaku]

Why do you spell in UK english?

[ThePhilliesfan96]

oh no he use the the chewbacca defence

[goodi9]

How can Justin Beiber sell so many cds. How can he have so many girls. But more importantly what does this have to do with this vid nothing. Ladies and gentleman it has nothing to do with this vid casue IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!

[tennis1219]

@goodi9 if Beiber's CDs are selling you must acquit

[knomies227]

@goodi9 It's more like: This is Justin Bieber. This is a Canadian woman making millions of american dollars. This woman attracts other women. But more importantly what does this have to do with making the vid less confusing. Ladies and gentleman this is still very confusing.

[PhoenixAngel429]

So this is what Jose Baez used to get Casey Anthony off

[cber33]

we just learned this in my Law class

[nygge]

@cber33 ...really?

[hungryhungrymetroid]

@cber33 Lucky, I wish we go to learn that when I took law.

[Tokopol]

@cber33 Cooley Law School?

[Gogetankz]

@cber33 I think your actually being serious. lol

[665Data]

I wonder if Casey Anthony got off cuz of this?

[stefanobird77788]

funny as

[xaethe81]

OJ made 6 accounts to dislike this video.

[Drcrass]

@ianberry234

America did not invent the Internet. It was invented at an "all nations" science lab that studies dark matter is switzerland

[Mortskcab]

@Drcrass wrong! the american military had the internet before anyone else. back then it was called it the "Arpanet" they had it since the late 70's.

[chippdoii]

I was going to give it a thumbs up...but the last bit at the end got cut off :(

[George32027]

THAT-DOES-NOT-MAKE-SENSE!

[tarrker]

I thought Wookies were from the Kasheek system or wtf ever?

[GuidoShotFirst]

Why can't the person who uploaded this spell defense? Also, it doesn't make SENSE that any of you don't know how to spell SENSE

[funk192]

@GuidoShotFirst American English has kept the Anglo-French spelling for defense and offense, which are usually defence and offence in British English.

[Kevinduddo]

6 dislikes?THAT DOES NOT MAKE SINCE!

[erik14555]

Witch episode is this???

[marcobergandi]

@erik14555 it's chef aid,from the season 2 if I do remember well

[beachmode23]

chewbacca doesn't live on endor. he doesn't actually live in one specific spot after being freed by Han from Trandoshan slavers. I know nobody really cares and that someone probably already said it but I still had to

[mangoswiss]

@IanBerry234

He's right. The British spelling is defence but the US is defense.

[CMLaneLV]

How did 19 wookies bring down 3 buildings with 2 planes!!?

...that does not make sense

[clydefrog4963]

chewbacca does not live on endor.

[AutMorsAutVictor]

Panie i panowie to chewbacca chewbacca to wooki z planety Kishik ale chewbecca zyje na planecie endor teraz pomyślcie to nie ma sensu dlaczego 2 metrowy wooki miałby mieszkać ne endorze z bandą kurduplowych ewooków TO NIE MA SENSU co ważniejsze musicie sobie zadać pytanie co łączy to z naszą sprawą? ... nic panie i panowie nic nie łączy to z naszą sprawą TO NIE MA SENSU Chewbecca żyje na planecie endor a wy macie uniewinnić!(kogoś tam) popatrzcie na małpkę popatrzcie na głupią małpkę

[Toxin1509]

Why did that guy's head explode at the end?

[Schmerzgott]

@Toxin1509 is to much for him

[VongolaAQW223]

Family Guy does no make sense

[IanBerry234]

Dislike for spelling defense wrong.

[LolcanoStudios]

@IanBerry234

There are 2 versions you idiot.

[IanBerry234]

@LolcanoStudios Two versions of the way to spell "defense"? I think not.

[willmcc]

@IanBerry234 Defence is the way the English - the people who first spoke the language and then popularised it throughout much of the world - spell it. Defense is incorrect

[IanBerry234]

@willmcc That sounds like a lot of bullocks. You spelled popularized wrong too, you forgot the "zed". When you're on the internet, you're basically in American territory, we invented that shit. So 'round these parts you best be spellin' words correctly.

[368erStuhl]

chewbacca lives on Kashyyyk ^^

[hhh4evur]

Which episode is this?

[ConorSomerz]

@hhh4evur I think it might be Chef Aid, its one where Chef is trying to get the rights to a song he once wrote and hes up against this guy who is a really good lawyer

[Wierdperson31]

You are wrong, Mr. Cochran! Chewbacca DOES NOT live on Endor! He lives on the Millenium Falcon! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!

[panzertiger2000]

@Wierdperson31 That is one doesn't make sense to me, he DOESN't live on Endor...unless one would say that Leia, Han, C-3PO and R2 all live on Endor to because they spent the same amount of time there...being a fairly zealous Star Wars fan though this upsets me...

[mrbrown2195]

@panzertiger2000 1) You're overanalyzing this and 2) George Lucas had originally planned on Endor being Chewbacca's home planet, but they got "too technologically advanced" for what he wanted to do in "Return of the Jedi".

[FecesPeces]

I wonder if Johnny Cock-ring gives Satan handjobs while he burns in hell?

[tomlubeckmusic]

3 people looked at the monkey!!

[Tyger355]

This needs to be a meme.

[VongolaAQW223]

Ladies and Gentlemen this is Obi Wan

Obi Wan is a Jedi from the planet naboo

But Obi Wan lives on the planet Mustafar

But think about,That dosent make sense

[zacharykelway]

THIS IS WHAT MICHAEL VICK NEEDS!

[Wahoofuck]

my philosophy teacher talked about this.it was great

[Blaklion97]

chewbecca dont have sense pd: yo ablo español no se si esta bien

[TwistedWillowTree]

3 people looked at the monkey

[FrankRizzo762]

It all made sense once I looked at the silly monkey......

[HerrUhyre]

@FrankRizzo762 Which one?

[irvrod]

a mans head just exploded THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!

[MrPsychosocialMaggot]

i want to see a reponse video of someoen using this in class for an arguement xD

[thegov08]

Why does he have a lisp?

[furrysega7]

*head exploding*

[BlackIce620]

lmao why does his head explode?

[gigastrike2]

But...Chewbacca doesn't live on Endor?

[Second2Rush]

@gigastrike2 He dont? Cus he is Flying arround with Solo Hanna? I dont know much on First Ep's of Star wars Just some parts on Tv i saw lol

[Coffeeandasmoke]

Whole thing is great, last second is freakin classic!

[Okamifanj]

But...Chewbacca doesn't live on Endor. Therefore the trial makes sense and the jury must not aquit.

[s5b678]

For 2 people it made sense.

[Tenacityful]

Not Kash-ick.

Kah-Sheek.



[zodac121]

Why dislike chewbacca?

[Catcherintherye11111]

does NOT make sense LOL so fucking irrelevant and stupid hahaha

[TUA63054]

the guy in the bottom left jury panel has one of the funniest south park expressions ive ever seen haha

[manofmystery26]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!



[TheScienceFoundation]

Endor is not a planet, it's a moon.

[jedihunter176]

@TheScienceFoundation Yo momma's no moon

[Cecilff2]

@TheScienceFoundation

That does not make sense.

[tontsa911]

@TheScienceFoundation Exactly! It. does. not. make. sense.

[QuickNelly]

@TheScienceFoundation Endor is a planet, the Ewoks just live on the second moon of Endor, and Chewbacca doesn't live there at all which is why none of this makes sense!

[TZPEAZOA]

@TheScienceFoundation its soo sad that u know that.

[0453567]

@TheScienceFoundation actually endor is the planet, however the "planet" that the ewoks live on is in fact the third moon of endor

[dragon3600000]

@0453567 that does not make sence!

[camso789]

@TheScienceFoundation that....does not make sense

[seansglasstube]

@TheScienceFoundation - Endor is not a moon. It has moons. But it is indeed a planet. The Ewoks live on The Forest Moon of Endor, or Sanctuary Moon. Wookieepedia says so. Even ask google. "On the moons of Endor." But if we really want to be technical. Endor is just the Red Wood National forest.

[panzertiger2000]

@TheScienceFoundation Thats no moon...its a space station!

[XTWIntensity]

1 PERSON DISLIKED THIS! THAT DOES NOT...MAKE....SENCE!!

[gunman30001]

It's pronuced Cash-eek, bitch.

[skierkiller]

pleaassse what episode is it ???in which season ?

[DemiTrusdale3]

@skierkiller season 2 episode 14 "Chef Aid"? 

[SuperRandomshit101]

So i just killed a man today and i went to court my lawyer was black and i told him about this and he did it in court the judged laughed and let me off with a warning. But my lawyer went to jail. CAN YOU GUESS WHY ? (jerperdy music plays)

Times up! Someone looked at the monkey and got his head blown up so he faced murder. What were you thinking ?

[D2000222]

@SuperRandomshit101 Copyright infringement.

[SuperRandomshit101]

@D2000222 lol was that a joke ?

[jimmicreesti]

THAT DUZ NAAT MAYKE ZENSE!!

[StrawberryDonutKing]

IT DOES NOT MAKE SHENSE!

[xKillZz]

i love how he says "sense"

[TitaniumTicTac]

Chewbacca Defense works?

You can't explain that!

[ogbkballa]

lol at the end u see the guys head just explode and u see all the pieces in mid air

[tastymuffin1]

can anyone explain this joke to me, it probably has something to do with the oj case

but im 15 and I dont know much about it, also im not american.

so can anyone explain?

[Darksukamon]

@tastymuffin1 this joke is related to the ThePirateBay case, they're spoofing on the "King Kong" defense

[m4yn4rd]

This worked for me when I set fire to a Taco Bell restaurant.

[JazonCosmos]

THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!