Cell's Morning Breakfast

[spartan5265]

Picalo face is like what the fuck.

[Streuselsturm]

what.... exactly is he drinking out of him? Its not just the blood

[MrJoBilly]

Looks like...

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He's bone dry!

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Zac6902]

my favorite cell form so dark and twisted :D

[freedomfighterguy1]

Cell just had his breakfast and it was the breakfast of champions.

[JannemanB8]

Nomnomnomnomnomnomnonm

[Arc13]

This is why I don't like Kai and prefer original, not the censoring, but the music.

The music in Kai isn't fitting for ANYTHING, not once in the whole damn series. For god's sake the intro music is singing about love. I don't care if it has guitars YOU ARE PLAYING A LOVE SONG AS THE INTRO THE DBZ.

Here, the music always sold Cell for me. Especially when absorbing the Androids, Cell is downright terrifying nightmare fuel.

Music is important and the modern era is forgetting this.

[fabaum22]

Before Cell became gay.

Good times, good times!

[KaijuWarlordKing]

He looks delicious, Cell!

[WorldWalker128]

Freaky.

[DoctorApotheosis]

No. Don't help the poor bastard. Just watch. DBZ logic.

[TheAgol07]

This is ultimate secret of BIG mac sauce !!

[miguelangelv7]

How mcdonalds gets there fat for their mcdoubles

[Ozimul]

Mmm. I think that one was a lawyer.

[FrozenSuperBanana]

Related videos: Breakfast Smoothie - Kids recipe.

Oh god.

[MercilessShred]

When I was a kid this scared the shit out of me. Oh wait, it still does.

[marioman57100]

@MercilessShred im a 9 year old and it dnt scare me (no joke)

[spaziani4]

Music at 0:03, this is all I thought, "Hello. Welcome to Klub Katz. I'm Katz; your host."

[darknumber000]

This was fucking disgusting, k thanks

[communistraptor]

mmmm hmmmm. Delicious

[zeroellett]

Piccolo: OH DAM! Better just sit here and not do anything to stop this.

[DemonWithAHumanHeart]

Man, I forgot how un fucking believably creepy Cell's introduction was...

[Dracomancer350]

I can remember first seeing this on toonami and when cell actually started absorbing that guy it creeped me out XD

[cori4111]

shheesshhh, i just eat eggs and sausage... geez

[HyperGolem]

And Piccolo just stood there doing nothing.

[Awesomehed]

show this to anyone who says this is a kid show...

[sephiroth2099]

@Awesomehed they cut a lot of the scenes for the English version, which is such a let down, the uncut version is definitely for adults.

[Awesomehed]

@sephiroth2099 just saying ;D

[sephiroth2099]

@Awesomehed haha offcourse, I haven't met anyone that said this is a kids show, make sure u smack those people in the face :P

[Awesomehed]

@sephiroth2099 yeah... perhaps i should try doing that instead of showing this :D

[sephiroth2099]

@Awesomehed start right now, you have lots of people to slap down haha

[TheBlackParadeHasYou]

What does cell have for evening breakfast?

[MrMGSdelta]

thumbs up if you never understood why dbz characters stand there instead of attacking or i dont know let cell transform

[Cadbil]

@MrMGSdelta

lol yeah.I also how i like some characters let their opponent do spirit bomb or transform

[sexuallobster134679]

Cell was the scariest Dragonball villain. Until all the transformations.. he seemed less terrifying.

[ImmaDBZFan1]

Piccolo needs to teach Cell how to properly rape

[bakonman12]

you know this kinda looks like some kind of weird porno

[xboxgamerJ16]

that is a fine example of whats going to happen to corporate america if the citizens do something about it. good job DBZ representing america with your finest.

[seaatm]

slowly....

[TheFireflyRecon]

One hell of a breakfast.

[lionboy923]

Cell: I've got news for you, Namekian. I eat fat rich men for my morning breakfast.

Piccolo: Wow! I'll never look at you the same way again, Cell!

[finsher2008]

Piccolo: Expert observer

[EpicFknBrutality]

Ok so the bones just happen to disappear?

[YourPalHDee]

lol Picollo made a good effort in saving this guy. :O!?

[joejar5]

@YourPalHDee I KNOW RIGHT!!!! It's like "MY GOSH!!  Why doesn't somebody DO SOMETHING D:!!!!!! :O!!"

[communistraptor]

Cell:expert straw

[TrolledOnDoorStep]

OHOHOHOOOH, This the like the only episode i ever saw of this Z Ball Show!

[FogsfightersFOF]

f*cking creepy

[SilverLinkx]

How horrific

[SuperEsshole]

dang cell why you put that stick up his ass, you scaaaary.

[ZonTheDon]

Wish that was Wall St., lulz

[epicgamer7777]

is there mac donalds in this show?

[epicgamer7777]

hes green eww

[AeonDeity]

For the first half, I thought it was anal.

[TheUltimatesupersaiy]

THUMBS UP IF THAT LOOKED LIKE A PENIS

[black0193]

Spooky. 

[Koppu1doragon]

jeez piccolo that only took ... for you 5 minutes WHY DIDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING! twilight what be a shamed

[StarDestroyer5]

this always scared the crap out of me

[Taheiro]

I was expecting tentacle porn.

[MrImmaScouter]

Fat Guy bip bip bip...4,8

[vegitoinfinity]

NOW IM ACTUALLY SCARED OF CELL

[nAdtAg39]

don't tell me that cell ate the dude's dick...

[catsnpancakes]

That's definitely the creepiest version of cell....

[MajinSaha]

I wonder what would happen to people if Cell was stopping right in the middle of his energy swallowing process every time. Will everybody look like this 0:46 ?

[tayloremersongibbons]

so cell can using a hose of that width suck out all of the insides of a human without breaking the skin's surface tension? are you going to try tell me he does it by injecting an acid first, when that acid would obviously dissolve the skin too? some kind of glowing energy transfer process would actually look more convincing than this. i know what you're thinking how can you believe the rest of dbz and not this, the rest of dbz looks better than this this shit is what you call wrong.

[ZonTheDon]

@tayloremersongibbons

You sound like an idiot over analyzing every single thing that happens within the world of DB/DBZ

[kaino1990]

0:43 my eyes have disappeared ;_;

[TheInvshika]

That scene scared the shit out of me as a kid. But that music is badass.

[JCAznDude]

This scene, along with the music, gave me nightmares of Imperfect Cell. T-T Now, I find him to be a funny grasshopper. xD

[EvilRyuGuy]

It's ok, he deserved it for being fat and having money.

[10zaq10returns]

piccolo's eye twitch describes my reaction to this

[TheHiVibe]

It's quicker than liposuction!

[SegaMario]

I didn't know that's man's body was full of shit... so Cell sucks shit for breakfast?

[Shinatsu]

Man...I wish I had music playing like that when I eat my cereal in the morning..

[ilaglikehell]

It's okay guys, he was fat, rich and corrupt anyways. Piccolo knew.

[FlamingAtheist]

SAVE ME!!

not yet......... wait a second *guy gets sucked up* OK NOW ILL- wait were he go?

[Ppnjelly]

@knives4cash Omi

[khlegg97]

Cell:NOM NOM NOM NOM!

[lostonline825]

and here i thought that cell was an expert in ass rape

[HannieComedy]

Now I know how Macy's gets all of their clothes

[toxic2waste]

@HannieComedy Yeah between this and war of the worlds, I'm sure they've got their hands full...

[B2sick]

@HannieComedy no thats where lard comes from.

[Gamestopize]

If he was absorbing the town's people like that and it took that long how'd he whip out whole cities I mean you think they'd be like "Oh shit!" and run away.

[Ontidlo]

RIP Gabe Newell.

[ShurikenArts]

i remember when i was little, 'this' cell scared the shit out of me because of that

[JamesMorrow07]

Imperfect Cell's way of killing his victims was just disturbing and downright twisted, enough to where it induces nightmares. There's not many villains in cartoons and anime that are guided by evil in its most grotesque and terrifying form and Cell nailed it spot on.

[BetaGunslinger]

I remember first watching this scene on tv...Right as Cell stabbed the guy, the wheather f*cked up the channel. so nature censored it for me as a kid

[skillsurfer22]

Reservoir tip :D

[stcool13]

Piccolo is just like: Why didn't you DOOOOOOOOODGE?!



[KaiserSehen]

@stcool13 hahahahaa!

[Aflay1]

Man the music does not help make this scene less disturbing.

[Aflay1]

Cell: Expert Liposuction

(clicks page 2)

oh god dammit.

[ZinMoeOo8]

butt raped

[Kurayamiblack]

This show, particularly scenes like this is what made a man out of me in my childhood. Made me realize just how serious being a "hero" can be.

DBZ is the reason I put my fears aside when my friends are in trouble and why when I do any physical activities I always have at least 1 anime inspired move that totally makes no sense for the situation but totally works out in the end. Growing up on Anime can fuck with your kids in ways that might actually be good if manipulated properly.

[ImmaEminem]

@Kurayamiblack cool story. bro

[duracellnoob]

woah i think ijust found my new diet...

[mangakan56]

Lmao at how instead of saving him piccolo just stood their with his eye twitching.

[TheOfficialAlucard]

piccolo: OMG.... gotta try that new way of making diet, ok cell, IM NEXT

[shinokiba]

Cell is eating him, and he is going to eat me. OMG

[PoisoningOrchid]

@shinokiba

nope.avi

[boypisces12]

I love how piccolo just stands there like a muppet and does jack shit.

[BonBon3589]

Piccolo: expert hero

[skillcosby88]

@BonBon3589, master of sarcasm

[RecountDaFox1]

@BonBon3589

Piccolo: PedoFile. Always coming to GOHAN'S Need. When does he know when gohan is in trouble eh O.o

[RickFZero]

Liposuction gone wrong.

[alsharpton666]

no OJ to wash it down? what about doing lots of push ups and sit ups?

[CosmicGrounds]

More effective than Herbalife and Jenny Craig combined.

[LordZakura]

this is what liposuction does to you :)

[SkizzyMcfrazzlepop]

That's one way to get your calories in.

[Cloaytonem2]

I can see his parachute. He's okay.

[jakezilla382000]

great, now we'll never get episode 3

[modernhalo999]

hey what is the music in the background

[CommanderCooper]

This was actually the only DBZ scene I remember watching as a kid. It made Cell my favorite character.

[AGuyAndAGun]

This scene when you were a kid...

[Ruostenyrkki]

This music sounds like part of the theme from The Thing. (The even spookier part)

[TheLovesoul1]

that disturbes me greatly.

[DoctorxSL1MJ1M]

Liphosuction!

[scottabreitbarth]

Scared the heck out of me when I was little..

[Konstandiesel]

Who else clicked this video 'cause the thumbnail looked like a giant, green dildo?

[MetalKisses]

how the fuck did I even stand watching this as a kid? Holy shit, that's so creepy.

[SuperSonicFan9000]

Now Cell, remember to drink plenty of juice and do alot of sittups when you're done.

[VinnyVanYiffy]

0:46 ever since he started smoking marijuana...

[shawn863]

cell has to get his daily dose of fat bald men

[ApostleOfDub]

well that guy sure is toast....

BURNT TOAST.

[SuperSayianNaruto999]

did this scare anyone else when they first saw this?

[iranoutofgoodnames]

@SuperSayianNaruto999 Yeah, I remember being a kid first watching this, scared me shitless

[SuperSayianNaruto999]

@iranoutofgoodnames it still scared me and my friends, yet we used to act out cell abosrbing people all the time

[tubeplunger]

It would of been funny if piccolo took the money when cell left.

[ZhadoxFlamez]

What's the name of the theme that plays here?

I have never heard something so damn daunting.

[Tertontheshinigami]

Mmmm, tasty.

[lordadrian1000]

@Tertontheshinigami Aw yes. There nothing like having a great big fat guy and a namekian to start the day of mayhem and chaos.

[applejax89]

D:,'

[Khyper87]

this scene and this music sets up how freaky this cell is. a good intro for this villain 

[FierceBeastWithin100]

Now I just wonder if he ate Piccolo's "burnt toast" lmao

[alucardian101]

nastiest death in an anime made worse by the fact that your supposed saviour just stands there and does absolutely... NOTHING WHAT SO EVER!!! sucks to be you fat man.

[WillBFugly]

I actually kinda like the music here lololol

[AngelKay7]

Cell never absorbs women... It's always old, fat men!

[socom2rulez45]

0:15 GODZILLA! Listen closely.

[JC4Dead2]

0:43 someones been smoking some pot

[SteelandSouls15]

.....uh.....would you like some little timmy from down the block to wash down your fat cat?

[jakezilla382000]

cell absorbed Dr.Phil

[Zabuza123456789]

Whenever I was a kid and I first saw this, it disturbed the hell out of me.

[SheltonShenanigans]

Yea just sit there Piccalo. Dont fucking try and help or anything

[21stCenturyJRoyo22]

They should make the fat rich guy be a playable character in a new budokai game. His attack would be paying a more powerful character to kick the opponent's ass.

[Ppnjelly]

@21stCenturyJRoyo22 well Babadi fights that way so why not

[THELASTREDMAGE]

You like sum cornflakes? AHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!

[MohnJcIntyre]

wallstreet better look out

[thelimit69]

Yeah Piccolo, that's what I'm talking about!

SAVING LIVES? WHY DO THAT WHEN YOU CAN WATCH THE FUCK OUT OF THEM DIE?

HELL YEAH.

[littlefrank103]

Cell Gained 3 experience points!

[newson222]

Piccolo's a dick. At any moment he could have attacked Cell and kept Fatty McRich from getting turned into silly putty.

[Jampes96]

Cell would make a killing in liposuction... Literally.

[Gastrodon212]

So this is why Cell was able to transform himself in a bloated bomb when he wanted to defeat Gohan after he punched 18 out of him... These fat, rich men are like ticking time bombs.

[Attackofthehank]

I like how his skin mysteriously fades away.

[RoosterCogburnPhD]

Damn Piccolo do something

[e69alpha]

The music made it unfunny :(

[HaxxorsProduction]

Jeez, imagine if Cell was up there protesting Wall Street. Look out rich people...

[HaxxorsProduction]

Jeez, imagine if Cell was up there protesting Wall Street. Look out rich people...

[SquallLion90]

FATALITY

[MrPastor77]

@SquallLion90 lol haha ... Cell wins !!!!

[inumaru988]

I'm view 666. Just Saiyan...

[ImmaOddworld]

Rich fat guy, now available in taco flavor!

[MrJaviboy09]

I was freaked out the first time i saw this on toonami.

[HideoKojimalol]

@MrJaviboy09 me 2 and it was midnight toonami witch made it worse ... 

[McnleyVideos]

You sick BASTARD!

[shyarkugan]

i like how piccolo just stood there

[Verzag0]

Personally, This scene made me very sad when I saw it for the first time.

[THECRAZEBLING]

@Verzag0

It would make me sad too, just seeing an innocent and wealthy man die like that. :(

[Perfect7en]

I still can't believe Cartoon Network kept this scene. Guess Toonami was just that awesome!

[kyuubinaruto17]

Not exactly the male hooker he was paying for.

[ImmaRagingBlast1]

I wonder how 4kids did this

[Kabunyte]

@ImmaRagingBlast1 I don't even think 4kids did DBZ, did they?

[jaido34]

@Kabunyte they did, but i think it got cancelled shortly after goku vs. vegeta

[ImmaKakashi]

@jaido34 They didn't cancel Kai they just don't have any new episodes past Frieza vs SSJ Goku