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  • lol

  • holnap már le is tiltják

  • Ez jóóóóóóó :DDDD

  • Kösz szépen... ez jó volt :D

  • You've got to look your best tonight,

    You tubby little parasite,

    'Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you.

    And though her pretty face may seem

    A special person's wettest dream

    Before you get to see it there are things you must do.

    We'll try a tie and boutonniere of yellow

  • Or a rose that shows that you're a classy fellow

    With the posh panache of Jefferson at Monticello

    Busting out a mile with style.

    I know you just can't wait to stare

    At all that luscious orange hair

    But, boy, before you touch a single curl,

    You must impress that ultra bloomin',

    All-consumin', poorly groomin'

    Down's Syndrome girl.

  • On any normal day you reek

    As if you're on a farting streak.

    Your finger's up your nose And you are dripping with drool.

    But if you want a lady's love,

    You're better off by smelling of

    A gentleman's cologne instead of sneakers and stool.

    A squirt, a spurt

    Of something just for Ellen

  • And you'll see, that she Will find you so compellin' And she does, because The only smell that she'll be smellin' Won't be coming from your bum. You wanna take that little whore And spin her on the dancing floor, But boy, before you do a single twirl, You must impress that effervescing, Self-possessing, no BS-ing Down's Syndrome girl.
  • Her eyes are emerald portals

    To a secret land of love

    And her smile is like the sweetest summer flower.

    Her kiss is so inviting

    And her hugs are so delighting,

    And what makes them really nice

    Is that they've got a little spice,

    Because they're tighter than a vise

    And they go on for an hour.

  • My boy, between the two of us,

    We'll get you on that shorty bus

    And then you're gonna take it for a whirl.

    Now go impress that super-thrilling,

    Wish-fulfilling, Yoo-Hoo spilling,

    Ultra-swinging, boner-bringing,

    Gaily singing, dingalinging,

    Stupefying, fortifying,

  • As of Monday, shoelace tying,

    Stimulating, titillating,

    Kitty-cat impersonating,

    Mega-rocking, pillow-talking,

    Just a little crooked walking,

    Coyly pouting, booby-sprouting:

    For some reason always shouting,

    Fascinating, captivating,

    Happiness and joy creating...

    Down's Syndrome Girl!

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