Ivan Stang Explains The Church of the SubGenius

[TheTaoJoannes]

The conspiracy wants to steal your slack, "Bob" wants to sell it back to you.

[indeck77]

Bob bless the good reverend!!!

[idleedsel]

my all time hero. if the world could have one ivan stang for every thousand morons we wouldnt have a need for war or suffering or lost sould

[starzus]

Great to see young people enjoying themselves without crack.

[wealthychef]

There is very very little I can do to make this comment worthy of this video. And I have done it! All hail.

[FayeKane]

REVEREND STANG, I WANT TO BEND OVER AND HUMBLY THANK YOU FOR MY SALIVATION! I'm a sexy female autistic savant. Before your video, I was a nuclear engineer and a real chump for their tricks and lies. But I WISED UP, and now I live naked in a cave, steal electricity, and have heat, A/C. a fast PC, wireless net, gourmet food and festive, colored lights. I spend my days on astrophysics and nights masturbating to BDSM porn. Even stranger, IT'S TRUE: tinyurl dot com/fayescave THANK Y♥U, REV. STANG!

[danaliyev]

@FayeKane Wow thats a incredible story lol. are you indeed a genius astrophysics girl, or are you just crazy

[crazyhorse192]

I am Bobs colin, if I get cancer, I kill Bob. You are not the car you drive. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your college education. You are the all seeing, all dancing crap of the world. You are a space monkey, ready to be shot into space. You are on board the Titanic, watching Martha Stewart polish the brass. I am the virus, you can mask the symptoms but you can not cure me. I will come back like hepatitis and open the sore again. You will puss and you will bleed.

[RevNTheogen]

Give me Bob or give me death, or kill me.

[idleedsel]

Reverend Ivan Stang Rules. What is the other thing I need to know?

[Bnswiss]

can i skip out of work in the name of slack?

[rainman85nc]

SLACK NOW

[reverendjeremiah]

The church has seen the color of my money..beware of the pinks! They are trolling among these videos as unwitting spys to the conspiracy. Some even go so far as say this is a parody religion. More lies from the conspiracy and the pinks eat it up like fresh buggers for a 7 year old boy.

[HomelandConspiracy]

Praise BOB!

[DallasHammster]

Regarding DEVO: Mark Mothersbaugh is on record as being a full member of the Church of the SubGenius. ^_^

[mwowm123]

Who the hell's "Bob"? What the hell is "Slack"? And what's all this talk about a "Conspiracy"?

I'm starting to think you guys just made the whole thing up.

[RoLexus]

its a parody religion.

[BoycottGoodstash]

no its not leming

[jfridy]

Look it up on wikipedia.

[sonderkommando2]

yea verily, he who knows not slack is pink. for it is written...frop stink stank wank yeti yeti wank frop. amen

[xxxslayerxxx666]

@mwowm123 wow, do you live under a rock dude? i have seen so many different viewpoints of basically the same conspiracy, there is not one video that can explain it all, only conspiracy veterans can appreciate bob, he takes a totally unique approach to the situation,...what situation you may ask? ohh yeah i forgot you live under a rock so nevermind, lol.

[lostinthelandoflies]

There are actually four things (not 3) to know... but everyone forgets the last one... send me $5 and I will reveal the truth..

[HellclubFilms]

77.7% of all eyes reading are Pinks Beware

[somedump]

@HellclubFilms

More like 76.767676...%

[Eldritchard]

was it not Jenna Talia that said that

HAIL ERIS

[EndOfTheWorldNews007]

C O N S P I R A C Y...

[Eldritchard]

joke them if they cant take the fuck

[phillyphil690]

Man, I haven't heard Stang's voice since the hour of slack ended around here in...'92?

[shesoutofsync]

I like the EZ Listening DEVO Muzak in the backround.

[Starhawk73]

HaHa! I have the CD in my collection! Good stuff!

[shesoutofsync]

Me too.

Agreed.

[Starhawk73]

We're all DEVO!

[shesoutofsync]

Eff yeah.

[BooBooLane]

BoB don't even like Stang.

[2mslack]

Everything is you know is wrong!They R out to get U.Get informed, then pull the wool over your own eyes or get SLACK! Go ahead! A leap of faith, you say?Is THAT what this is to you!? Go amongst THE PINK & TAKE the change OUT of their collection plates. Then when they object, just ask the PINKS "isn't that WHY it is there"? Now U have them! They can't give you THE ANSWER, that exposes the conspiracy of taking UR slack away &why, oh why are you even there?!

[glorp896]

with extremeditation as a means of knowing we can find the power of slack... I gave $1 to a church of the subgenius "tabler" - he had the whole set up outside on campus... glorious contrast with the campus preachers and a balancing effect that was most needed... SLACK FOR ALL, ALL IS SLACK.