I forgot how to multiply. I could subtract, but I couldn't multiply! If I'm fuckin' six women, three times a day, seven days a week, how many times per week am I fuckin'?
Leon is awsome. One of my favorites character on Curb. I also like the black girl that is part of his family in the show. I forget her real name though. She's hot!
You gotta get in that ass Larry!! Fuck his whole asshole up!! Larry was here, wash me! Eat snicker bars, throw garbage. Spit. And leave that asshole open Larry so he knows you been there!! My man. The funniest scene with Leon!
Emily doesn't HAVE to be bright. Just show off those breasts in those tight tops.
Didn't you know that their morning news program is also called "Titty TV"? All the women have great breasts. Even the weatherlady, and she's pushing 50. I'd STILL bend her over a table.
You started it off but you're lacking some vital stuff. You get garbage and shit, throw snickers wrappers all over the place, fuck his whole asshole up! Then you get a spray paint can and you write "Larry was here!" "Larry was here!" Then you open that asshole ONE MORE TIME, step out and you leave that mothafucka wiiiide open, so he know ya been there!
he broght the ruckus to that ass!!
carlawon 3 days ago
hit that u should
MarcusGramm 1 week ago
hot girl
juicyi3ig 1 week ago
Oooh he definitely tapped that ass!
zemersEU 1 month ago
its jb smoove not jb smooth.
SJGibbons1000 4 months ago
"Oh ima make you spit before I leave here"
a004 4 months ago
He ran that ass in the ground!
mjoseph1 5 months ago
Get in that ass, Leon.
mskcouric 5 months ago
haha he prolly did get some from gal
SuperCORV 6 months ago
open up that ass, step inside, spray-paint you name, throw some trash around........
casperld 6 months ago 2
groove and smoove, lol
keebler881 7 months ago
"I'm gonna make you spit before I leave here"
Ndawgiii 9 months ago
@Ndawgiii i was goanna right that down as well...that was funny!! I think it may have went over a couple of peoples head. good catch homie.
PlanetHarlem 9 months ago
There some bad kids out here!
thereefernander 10 months ago
"I'm gonna make you spit before I leave here." HAHA! That's what she said!
C0leman 10 months ago 2
Love this cat.
TheXenoMAX 1 year ago
i need some leon in my life
tinaharrased 1 year ago
Get in that ass, Lawwy!
luarionte 1 year ago
mopy dick
Madorem 1 year ago
EJACULIT
lifeson46 1 year ago 3
he sounds like RZA
qaiken 1 year ago
@qaiken no he dont you azz hole
ahkielove 10 months ago
I'm gonna make you spit before I leave
RZAwrecktor 1 year ago
ass is ass
666zzzrrr 1 year ago
Dude. Leon cleans up really well. Get in that ass, Leon.
NeilFraudstrong 1 year ago
you gotta kung fu that ass, larry.
blklightning330 1 year ago
JB is his initials not acronym news lady, ..
aquosrising 1 year ago
"we fucked her!"
torasclaat 1 year ago 3
Vivica Fox is so fxxking hot!
MrUnclemuncle 1 year ago 4
gotta RECHARGE THE MITZVAH!!
7Somerset 1 year ago
I forgot how to multiply. I could subtract, but I couldn't multiply! If I'm fuckin' six women, three times a day, seven days a week, how many times per week am I fuckin'?
acstokes 1 year ago
That chick is so hot. Name anyone?
MetalHead4L1f3 1 year ago
That's like my being called Larry Jew
SlimBoyCharles 1 year ago 3
Larry what the fuck Im gonna jag off to you got basic cable in this muthafucka
bmdartest 1 year ago
Get all up in dat azz larry!
rewirewi 1 year ago
He was FAR better in Pootie Tang.
jmk1a1 1 year ago
''theres some bad kids out here''
hahah leon is like the same guy as JB
GlasgowCelticPat1888 1 year ago
this bimbo laughs like a retard
dodojardin 1 year ago 2
I loved J.B In Pootie Tang! He is bad ass.
bradgotch 1 year ago
Did he say he's gonna make her spit? That's obscene......
arizonabay15 1 year ago
peeeanut bhoi!
dr1345 1 year ago
hopefully he will be in the 8th season
noodiTHEboss 1 year ago
I would hit it, I hope Leon did.
DeeZnutz83 1 year ago
fuckkin wallahh
eeskeet 1 year ago 2
the President of Hittin that Ass
BigRocheyD 1 year ago 4
the episode with the skinhead...lol
jarmstrong026 1 year ago
haha the main presenters tryin to act all hip "he's a funny dude". sounds funny coming from a 40 year old asian lady no offense haha
llkdll 1 year ago 2
This dude is funny as fu*k..."ejakulate"
dmoney668 1 year ago
Wonder if JB hit dat ass? Hit it and quit it ! lol
H2HOtex 1 year ago 4
curb would be 23% less funny without leon
orangeorphan 1 year ago 2
I aint jackin' off to no andy griffith
dannykreel 1 year ago 5
@dannykreel lolz
i danny dubersteined the FUCK outta that shit.
gubgub1234 1 year ago
Love JB but this interviewer blows.
JizoshVFS 1 year ago 3
yeagh I was thinkin that also.
Hes a great character , but this interview sucks ass. Maybe he was nervous or something or had an off day.
jd426999 1 year ago
Leon is awsome. One of my favorites character on Curb. I also like the black girl that is part of his family in the show. I forget her real name though. She's hot!
TheMac1229 1 year ago
And J.B. does? Remember, she is the fine one, not him
dustygrady 1 year ago
she has absolutely no idea what's going on
amirtalai 1 year ago
everything i ate tasted like peaches!
rmf86 1 year ago 6
I brings it!
BUCKDOWNZ 1 year ago
Leon is the man! And this bitch is fine as hell!
debauchery73 2 years ago 2
he broke that ass in two pieces. I saw him come back with the bottom half of that ass.
devious222 2 years ago 12
Leon is GOD.
antistar1000 2 years ago 2
Everything I know about Jews, I got from Leon.
ErikNikolai 2 years ago 5
hahaha bar mitzah's every 13 years
nemesis700 1 year ago
he def brought the ruckus to this ass
leelustig 2 years ago 4
I hit it and I quit it.
Edwardlbaker 2 years ago 2
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Ecksntrick8 2 years ago
Im the president of hittin that ass
Patral521 2 years ago 12
black man doin his thing baby
bar14 2 years ago 7
"i'm gonna make you spit before i leave"
i bet he did. i bet he diiiiid ; D what a fuckin PIIIIMP
occupiedbytim 2 years ago 4
jb is awesome
clwilu94 2 years ago
i'd lick her asshole clean
sharvey62 2 years ago 8
I couldn't multiply!
WonkotheSane42042 2 years ago
I guarantee that Leon tapped that ass after the interview as over.
KennethKaniffFromCT 2 years ago 43
He's the Barrack Obama of hittin' that ass!
stratman123 2 years ago 8
@KennethKaniffFromCT Leon definitely tapped that ass, no doubt
1234oldmate 10 months ago 2
@KennethKaniffFromCT He definitely kung-fu'd that ass...
bukashade 7 months ago
@KennethKaniffFromCT I bet he brough the rukus!
psychofunksoldier02 6 months ago
its the proving grounds...theres some bad kids out here...hahaha
EnhancementSmoker 2 years ago 3
mopey dick
godanselmo 2 years ago 4
Literally his dick is mopin.
DjAntomattei 2 years ago 6
hahaha i just pissed myself
scouselad1991 2 years ago 2
What's her name? I don't even need to express myself, people have already written stuff along the same lines.
bassmanUSSR 2 years ago
if theres 2 things danny duberstein knows, its math and fuckin!
lilwaynesux5599 2 years ago 48
@lilwaynesux5599
I watched that episode today, brilliant!
XiaoPow 8 months ago
bring the rukus!
alexlee7773 2 years ago 7
i danny duberstiened the fuck out of that man
gvplaya 2 years ago 8
You gotta get in that ass Larry!! Fuck his whole asshole up!! Larry was here, wash me! Eat snicker bars, throw garbage. Spit. And leave that asshole open Larry so he knows you been there!! My man. The funniest scene with Leon!
qdog568 2 years ago 4
We are fucking interlocked like Lego! WE fucked her!
FUKMusicisoverratedM 2 years ago
Everybody knows a Leon? Lol, I wish.
dextr0 2 years ago
i know a black leon...hes awesome, he loves fat chicks...im not kidding...
EnhancementSmoker 2 years ago
LEON for President!!
gmhint 2 years ago
LMFAO!@Leon's response to Lary not bringing the rukus to the paralyzed lady....
"I brings the rukus....I woulda had dat bitch tapdancin"
That was HILARIOUS...dude is crazy.
And that lady is HOT! IDK about putting my tongue in anything(jkauff69) lol but I would do some EVIL shit to her!!! DIIIZZZAAAMMNN!!!
thegift336 2 years ago 3
Wow Yall Dude's Disgusting
MrCrutial87 2 years ago
hahahaha latest episode of curb with leon and Kramer(michael Richards) was fucking hilarious
MALIRIPPA 2 years ago
@MALIRIPPA "I danny dobersteined the fuck outa that guy!" hahaha....awesome!
The1Deal 2 years ago
he says BAR MISFIT! hhaahh
but the best scene is probably the end wth larry and his doctor he
dat jus had me on the floor laughing
MALIRIPPA 2 years ago
Kramer: that was six years ago I apologized
Leon: I can subtract....but I can't multiply!
bg546 2 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
you guys should have your picture in Webster next to the word loser.
finerbiner 2 years ago
i would tongue fuck her ass,
i would also eat her shit,drink her piss,lick her feet,breathe her farts e.t.c
jkauff69 2 years ago 3
i would slide my cock between her tits
PiranhaJaw22 2 years ago 8
god she is incredibly annoying and has an awful laugh
HannahKat05 2 years ago
cant hear shit
benjaminqueens 2 years ago 4
i thought leon brought the rukus to the ladies
heroinhero69 2 years ago 4
She's got a nice sunglasses tan going on there.
meinsla 2 years ago 4
"Hehehe he's a funny dude. I like him."
Mmmm, sincere.
KitFallapart 2 years ago 3
Totally. That was oozing with sincerity--good call.
A3DFX 2 years ago
Peanut!! Peanut Boy!!!
elddirmot9 2 years ago 3
you got long azz balls larry, long ball larry thats your new name
ukstevey 2 years ago 10
That chick doing the interview has a crush on J.B. It's pretty obvious.
davedaddy101 2 years ago 3
After all, he is the president of hitting that ass.
dathingx 2 years ago 10
I getz mine, I bring the rukkus to the ladies.
flyingtiger1965 2 years ago 73
This comment has received too many negative votes show
isn't that why it call it 'nice weather' you idiot Cause it's nice; hello
chaimdavid 2 years ago
Two words: Pootie Tang
JaguarShark1013 2 years ago 3
Cole me on the panny sty.
DrMcSexy 2 years ago 2
SEE CUZ YOU GOTTA GET IN THAT ASS LARRY
icyrazor 2 years ago 19
barack obama motherfucker
MentalSentinel 2 years ago 14
I'm the president of HITTING THAT ASS
poon 2 years ago 47
@poon BARACK OBAMA MOTHA FUCKAA
binder673 1 year ago
J.B.! IS THE MUTHA FUCKIN MAN
Cmarmar100 2 years ago 2
Damn, that's a hot news anchor! Not too bright, though...
Ahab2008 2 years ago
Robin Meade is the hottest anchor I've seen so far!
GUSco2001 2 years ago 6
Emily doesn't HAVE to be bright. Just show off those breasts in those tight tops.
Didn't you know that their morning news program is also called "Titty TV"? All the women have great breasts. Even the weatherlady, and she's pushing 50. I'd STILL bend her over a table.
smoothpants 2 years ago
Make sure you don't miss JB Smoove at the Stress Factory Comedy Club, this weekend Aug 20-22 in New Brunswick, NJ
stressfact1 2 years ago 2
That's your new name!
JahWorks420 2 years ago
haha i thought he just talks that way on the show
Zawzagez11 2 years ago
GET IN THAT ASS
championofcathay 2 years ago 5
haha get a spray paint can and step in that asshole and close that door behind you.
xmobster5 2 years ago 3
You started it off but you're lacking some vital stuff. You get garbage and shit, throw snickers wrappers all over the place, fuck his whole asshole up! Then you get a spray paint can and you write "Larry was here!" "Larry was here!" Then you open that asshole ONE MORE TIME, step out and you leave that mothafucka wiiiide open, so he know ya been there!
September27th1991 2 years ago 14
hahaha nice thanks for reminding me. funny shit bro.
xmobster5 2 years ago
Haha you can see the Leon in him come out several times during the interview
lolongo 2 years ago 2
President of hittin' that ass
KneeOfJustice2046 2 years ago 10
He brings da rukus to the ladies
KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK 2 years ago 8
"You can have your wife back, I don't want the bitch no more. I already told you, I HIT IT and i QUIT IT"
wilbobagins 2 years ago 19
Barack Obama! Haha! I'm the president, of hittin' that ass.
Graphic36 2 years ago 5
"You got some long-ass mutha fuckin balls larry"
davidfox1983 2 years ago 14
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renducat 2 years ago
Curb Your Enthusiasm
james4582 2 years ago
it's leon. he likes seasons :-p
Ramsez 2 years ago
leon goes im'a knock your fucking teeth out LOL
SumNJFella 2 years ago
Who's the interviewer? She's gorgeous.
tuco1808 2 years ago 9
he aint Jb hes Leon!
dandeexxxx 2 years ago
"long balls, change ya draws"
boggie10 2 years ago 11
Wenonah Ryder? Sticky Fingers? I gotta hear this...
VoxBox2000 2 years ago
i brings the rukus!
nyspider72 2 years ago 6
man i'm bout to bust
jloch85 2 years ago
i dont think she got what he ment when he said hes gonna make her "spit"....
8888sam 2 years ago 5
E-JACK-A-LET?
pinoi78 3 years ago 13
get in that ass
covGuk 3 years ago 5
YOU GET IN THAT ASS LARRY!!
milest45 2 years ago 4
Larry: Open his ass, throw garbage, eat snickers spray paint and walk out
qbadge3 2 years ago 2
and leave that motha fucka wiide open!
jjmartinsipos 2 years ago 5
So he know ya been there!
September27th1991 2 years ago 3
I hope he doesn't kill me!!!!!!!!!
vmo87 2 years ago
there's some stuff for him to jack off to
gedi23 3 years ago 4
It really sucks because she is hot, but she's one of the worst interviewers around. I love waking up to her, but hate to listen.
mcs240 3 years ago 2
"I'ma make you spit before I leave here"
That's a hidden message right there! J.B.'s a pimp!
Kovaji 3 years ago 5
hahaha oh thats funny
JustAWeekAgo 3 years ago 2
you gotta step out that ass larry!
yermanno13 3 years ago
You know he brought the ruckus to that lady after the interview...
Kovaji 3 years ago 7
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sjerads 3 years ago
he brings the ruckus to the ladies. he is the president of hittin that ass!
duncansculpher5 3 years ago 4
Barack Obama doin his motha fuckin thing in the world, you feel me?
Kovaji 3 years ago 2
joe peppitone up in this motherfucka
TheWatchMan888 3 years ago 5
He's just being modest. He's known to bring the ruckus to the ladies.
hooperxxx 3 years ago 10
yea he gets his.
doublethink 3 years ago 3
J.B. sounds like Russell Simmons lol.
like2seeit 3 years ago
They both have a lisp
hedjunta 3 years ago
What's the name of the sexy presenter that interviews JB smoove? (We obviously don't get this show in the UK so don't know her).
killbill71 3 years ago 7
delicious
freedom8758 3 years ago
That is Emily Frances
smoothpants 3 years ago