You, back to the closet!

[newperve]

ZJ the guy who keeps telling you to get back in the closet? He wants you. Why else bring it up over and over? It's not like after the 30th time you're going to say "Yeah I think I will". He just wants your attention. And by that I mean he wants you at attention.

[jeremywells1977]

FAG FAG FAG FAG DIE DIE DIE DIE

[Lzztopz]

i dont want to get back in the closet, its scary...

[jeremywells1977]

hey fag closet

[Lzztopz]

@jeremywells1977 Hi there intolerant dick-head, look at me and back to you, you wish you could be me, someone with a high iq and tolerance for all that tolerate, but you not me, and you cant be me, because you have a tumor in your brain, its called hate, grow the fuck up

[jeremywells1977]

@Lzztopz it was a joke take it easy fudge packer

[Lzztopz]

@jeremywells1977 Sarcasm isnt apparent on the web

[TheDetectivemittens]

@jeremywells1977 I shall say again, quiet you.

[TheDetectivemittens]

@Lzztopz You, are. Awesome ^^

[Lzztopz]

@TheDetectivemittens lol ty

[TheDetectivemittens]

@jeremywells1977 Quiet you.

[jeremywells1977]

@TheDetectivemittens closet fag

[TheDetectivemittens]

@jeremywells1977 Honestly? Is that the best response you could come up with? Your one big bigot among many, please go back to your own closet whilst the rest of the world moves forward.

[jeremywells1977]

@TheDetectivemittens HOMO ADIS ARE FOR BUTT FUCKERS

[TheDetectivemittens]

@jeremywells1977 I'm just lol'ing at this.

[KendrixTermina]

Also, gay people have MORE of a reason to make it known that they're gay than straight people have to make it known that they're straight - simply because there are much less gay ppl and you might just want the few other gays in your vincinity to know that you're a potential target...

[thegamingcure]

@KendrixTermina there are just a lot of people in the closet

[KendrixTermina]

thanks. I mean... ppl get flirty when they get drunk. That would mean you can never participate in drinking with your friends/collegeues because you might juuuust start complimenting another woman's boobs. There's all the little details one doesn't notice if one doesn't have to hide them.

[PoMircheva]

who has the right to tell me I can't be who I am,when they themselves are who they are and don't even care if that's ok?In today's society it seems that being an abuser,a racist and sexist is more acceptable to being gay,for example.When you use " I hate" next time you speak about a certain group and minority,watch out,your friend might be gay.When you condemn black people,watch out,the doctor that might save you later one could be black.When you say "fag",careful,your gay son is listening

[commodore64fan]

i am proud to be a homophobe fuck all the gays but keep the lesbos watching them fuck each other is epically smexy!

[clauditorium]

@commodore64fan It's cool that a homophobe wants to "fuck all the gays"! I don't think they're interested in you, though. Sorry.

[commodore64fan]

@clauditorium no need to apologize me and my friends are all totally against gay people we even have a website for people hating gays i could give you the link if you want

[ThePhoenixpaw]

@commodore64fan you have a very interesting mind in my opinion. I would love to examine the reasons behind why you would like to have sex with all the gay populace, including the male, while watching females making love.

[TheCeejReturns]

This is an argument that has consistently shut up the homophobes for me. I'm glad you came up with it too.

[SnarkLicker]

You're aware that there are straight people out here who would take you up on that in a heartbeat.

[SkittlesTheLucario]

What is this? I don't even comprehend some of these comments. Who in -someimportantfigureinhumanlif­e's- name cares if some guy on YouTube is homosexual? Seriously, if you're that bothered by homosexuals, why are you commenting on and watching the videos of one who is such? Gag, Straight, Bi, you are a human being, and deserve to be treated as such without question as to what gender you prefer to partner with. Bothersome bigots.

[Spikeally]

the reason anything you want isnt going to happen it cuz you cant convince other guys to do what you want by asking to get in a closet with you when your gay. so go cry urself to sleep in UR CLOSET also just wondering like lets act serious for a sec just wanna ask......... ok here it goes.......................... are you a guy or a chick???? :D

[troutdaletim]

Who or what you sleep with is a matter that should be kept private unless it involves minors. Period.

[Ali84Shorty]

@troutdaletim agreed

[EvilScuzz]

The closet advocates probably have a crush on you and want to follow you into this closet they speak of.

[NESsubscriber]

@EvilScuzz, that's allways the hidden motive, is it not?

[wayne205stevens]

do you agree there is more to life than sexuality? 1 world 1 life enjoy the time here :)

[grothita]

Hey faggot get back in the closet and stay there.

[MrKrunoS]

hey faggot get back in the closet!

[squigoo]

I don't want to sound predjuduced(spelling? i'm on an ipod, so I can't be bothered to look it up), but straight people can be so ignorant and insensitive!

[sunmarsh]

Loved this video. So funny, and so true. PREACH IT!

[MyNameNoLongerExists]

block them...

[GUITAPHIL]

holy crap ,your right!!!!

[GUITAPHIL]

but, I love girls......I love there inner parts..

[SteakAndKidneyJesus]

m or f?

[heterogeneoushuman]

@SteakAndKidneyJesus in to the light and all are welcome

[SteakAndKidneyJesus]

@heterogeneoushuman m or f?

[heterogeneoushuman]

@SteakAndKidneyJesus I am M-F-A-O and any thing else you can think of I was made frome parts of almost everything on this planet so I am almost everything

[SteakAndKidneyJesus]

@heterogeneoushuman r u gay?

[heterogeneoushuman]

@SteakAndKidneyJesus I can not be gay because I have no sex drive and I am everything so if I could have sex it would be with both same sex and opsex at the same time so no not gay but I feall that gay people might be gay

[SteakAndKidneyJesus]

@heterogeneoushuman i think you might be on to something with that last point

[DblOSmith]

I know!!!  I love this vid. It's so true!!!

[jessehardy]

wow zj, u just saved me from a rant!!

[chromesthesia]

Naw, I say, stay out of the closet just to annoy those folks.

They are so irritating.If people want to run around bouncing happily out of the closets, I am all for it.

[Luigi84289]

Yeah Homophobes are annoying as hell. I'm not gay but I completely hear ya. Extreme Egocentricism is a big problem. I like how this guy is straight up with his vids and real.

[lulzbomb1]

GTFO THE INTERWEBS

[XxXLucozadeXLoverXxX]

Said brilliantly, ZJ. :)

[mikezlb333]

LOOL

[ReallyNow9]

Epicly awsome haha.

[xxetlyxx]

You're all about "reaching out to people"...you won't be "reaching" anywhere around me.

[TekPremiered]

Great logic, I agree completely, after a few videos a new subscription might happen.

[maradashewolf]

Love it! Well said!

Blessed Be

[blarred1]

i'll hold your penis.

[MCP2012]

Ur wonderfully bright & articulate! How well-said! Hell, if I could afford ya, I'd adopt ya---LOL!

[Reelmaster2]

OOOHHH now i get it! you ARE gay!

[IWantLindseyToWantMe]

Congratulations! Deborah, tell them their prize!

[alexrousseau815]

"I'll get back in the closet if you and all your straight friends get in with me."

I'll get back in the closet if someone brings chocolate. :P Kidding. Great video & 5 stars.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

Well this is just damn clever XD

[PornStarJacqui]

This is classic I was burned by the popular kids in school tone. He's bitter about other happy, heterosexual couples. As he said, he doesn't ever want to be reminded of someone being straight. The homosexual life style he as adopted is his way to find a partner which to accept him, as this community is very accepting of those who are 'different' such as himself. If he'd adopt his natural given gender (is that so bad?) he might be getting blow jobs instead of having to give them.

[ZJemptv]

Truly incisive armchair psychoanalysis of a two-minute clip on the internet.

Oh wait.

[fireflygirl246]

wow, ok first, she is ask for equality, she said if you don't like seeing gays couples then don't she dose not want to see stright couples. she is just asking for same thing these people are asking for when they say get back in the closet.

second being transgendered has nothing to do with your sexuality and all about your sexual Identity. Its about feeling comfortable in your own body. why don't you learn something about what you are talking about before you make statements like this.

[PornStarJacqui]

Being transgendered has nothing to do with sexuality? Are you joking? I think when you go from being a male to taking on the characteristics of a woman, I think, just MAYBE, it has something to do with your sexuality, since you know, you start sucking a cock. DUUURRRR The kid goes from a life where as a male he's expected to be strong, resilient, fearless, to a woman. Instead of jock straps, its thong underwear and mom jeans. Yep, nothing to do with sexuality there! No sir!

[fireflygirl246]

If you would bother actually reading up on what it means to be trans you might actually learn something. I am a male to female transgenders and I like girls, have always liked girls, will always like girl. What it is about is feeling comfortable with who you are and what body you have. My brain is female and dose not like being in a male body. It has nothing to do with if i like girls or boys.

We are not drag queens we don't get sexual pleasure by dressing up, we do it to feel normal!

[imaginethereisnogod]

There is a theory that although genes determine sex, the proportions of certain hormones in the mothers body affect development of areas of the fetal brain contributing to gender expression of masculinity or femininity. So there is no necessary relationship between sex expressions and gender expression except for our concepts of gender assignment on the basis of sex expression.

Anyhow, even if it only a model of the real mechanism it makes sense to me and explains a lot.

[fireflygirl246]

Yes I have heard that theory and it dose have allot of evidence behind it and its what i believe. Interesting personal fact, I just reticently started taking hormones, before i started i had extensive blood work done. I had normal (but on the low side of normal) levels of hormones for a male. There was one that was at a normal(non pregnant or non nursing) female level, that controls lactation, the funny thing is that this hormone is one of the few that are produced in the brain.

[baskinlovesnina]

You deliberately missed the point.

[gatekeepermkd]

@PornStarJacqui You're so wrong about this. It's obvious that you have no idea how picky good-looking and educated gay men can be. Majority of average-looking straight men wouldn't stand a chance of being attractive or of any other interest to handsome and smart homosexual men. It's very competitive in gay community. It's much easier to get a pretty heterosexual woman in bed than a handsome gay man.

[PornStarJacqui]

I live in one of the most gay tolerant neighborhoods on the entire western coast of the United States, but you take the cake as being a fucking wack job. i think in this case, getting back into the closet would be a good idea. For yourself, and society. I hope you get beat up at school.

[ZJemptv]

Thanks for wishing violence upon people for no reason, I know that's a hallmark of tolerance!

[xAetherxx]

Great video, and an excellent point.

[pierrotxthexclown]

what??

[ZJemptv]

PLUG IT UP PLUG IT UP

[DocTripp1977]

Hello there you worthless FAGGOT. Do you know that I am a guy and I like to eat pussy then I like to fuck that pussy with my dick. That's how babies are made. When my wife goes down on me it sure feels good.

I think I know what your favorite song is. Is it Elton John's "Don't let your son go down on me"? I bet you like that one don't you HOMO?

OWNED!!!!!

[HanselxAtexGretel]

Hey don't be an asshole, seriously. Everyone has the right to love whoever they want and if you think thats wrong oh well. And how do you know he's worthless?do you know him?.......o.O well do ya? And as for the "thats how babies are made" comment.....well i'm very happy you could figure that out for yourself lol best of luck with the wifey and have a very nice day........BTW Im a girl and I eat pussy too ;) and I like it alot.

[Fuminori]

what the fuck.

[MonkeyOctober]

Homophobia is fucking gay

[Saohesc]

actually, homophilia is gay. gtfo

[physicsgeek21690]

Please don't tell my you're defending homosexuals by using "gay" as a synonym for "stupid."

[winestainalert]

Maybe those leaving the homophobic comments should be fitted with an erectometer whilst not being distracted by the garage door mechanism.

[SilentShoutX]

Homophobic jerks make me want to find the nearest brick wall and repeatedly slam my head into it.

Unfortunately, homophobic jerks WANT me to do that, so I refrain.

[morpheussandman13]

y don't u find the nearest brick wall and repeatedly slam their head into it

[Dannan1989]

Homosexuality is gay <3

Although, people insulting your sexuality probably ARE in the closet, amirite?

[PluralOfEverything]

Dannan, it depends why they are doing it. If it is because the guy is feminine and reminds them of a woman, then it is probably because the homophobe is at least partially attracted to the homosexual and isn't sure of his sexuality any more. It's not a sign of closet homosexuality. It's a sign of closet heterosexuality.

[d0n7r33dd15]

fag

[RoseFink]

... and you went seeking someone who is openly gay in order to say "fag"? What's your point? You think by calling someone a "fag" you'll look more... straight?

That's not the way life works. Well adjusted people don't go around looking to point out homosexuality in others. It's only the sexually repressed, trying to squelch the sexual attractions within themselves who make this sort of outburst.

Grow up and accept reality d0n7r33dd15.

[d0n7r33dd15]

nice baseless assertion

i didnt go seeking someone who is gay just to call them a fag, i am subscribed to ZJemptv and since he has admitted to being gay i called him a fag, its like calling a white person white

[mmazing]

Hey d0n7310497, if you ever want to express your secret love for gay sex, hit me up.

Hopefully you aren't fat.

[Dannan1989]

Well, no. 'Fag' was a term coined by Christians from 'faggot'. A faggot is something that fuels fires - eg. a 'fag' fuels the fires of Hell. It is an insulting term.

So you calling him a fag is like calling a white person a 'fucking disgusting honkey cracker piece of shit.'

I think the simple term 'gay' is preferable.

[ruin3r]

being offended is up to the individual.. if you called me a 'fucking disgusting honkey cracker piece of shit', i'd laugh because i'm confident that i'm not any of those things. If you have some shame or guilt about yourself then it leads to being offended more easily.. i.e. when someone is overweight they're sensitive towards fat jokes because its something they don't like about themselves. Maybe gay slurs hit harder because its something gay people can't change even if they wanted to?

[Dannan1989]

It's not about the person recieving the insult - they will either be offended or not. If they are, we comfort them. If not, fair enough. It's about the nature of the person GIVING the insult that we should be concerned about.

It's not the specific words, the insult, people are usually worried about. It is the malicious, ignorant and cruel nature towards them by the person insulting them thats the problem.

[Dannan1989]

Thus, it's probably not best to make the insulting words these jerks use 'OK' by using them in every day language, towards people who we don't even intend to insult.

In close friend circles jokingly at a gathering, yes maybe, but not a random guy or girl on the internet, or at school, in the street, workplace etc.

[filmzo]

No it's not, it's like calling a white person cracker or a black person n****r. It's offensive.

[ZorflexOL]

Bro it's not that you're gay, it's that you are so fucking lame.

[STRYKER7191]

EPIC FAGGOT!

[templar501]

NICE EARRINGS FAG.

[canadianfigor]

Why would you even respond to a gaybasher using reason? They don't really handle rational thought well. I think it's classy of you to try and point out how they are mentally fucked up, but in the end you can't get angry at the mentally ill.

[Scrapheap71]

The closet can be a cool place though, after all, R.Kelly, John Travolta and Tom Cruise are all there!!

X-D

[sy1234]

Sweet. Let's all be chaste in public.

[DethFromAbv]

dude tony almeida is totally gonna get tortured

[ZJemptv]

That's not torture, it's Enhanced Interrogation(tm) -- made in the USA!

[GreyAutumn]

stop feeding the troll -.-

[BionicDance]

GET BACK IN THE CLOSET, FA--no, I can't even pretend. Heh.

I, myself, have been out for AGES, and I don't see that changing any time soon. Especially since I love the daylights out of my girlfriend, and want everyone to know; there'z something about being happy that makes you want to spread it around, neh?

So...sarcastic or not, disingenuous or not, I may have to put the kibosh on your plan; I'm not sure I can comply, not even out of solidarity. Sorry. :)

[xGeemaa]

Sexuality is like religion, no one gives a shit. Or at least it should. Tell the true homos that are giving you shit to rethink their sexuality because they are unsure of themselves.

[Mark0o0Polo]

Four Words:

Under Cover Penis Lover.

YouTube it. ;)