DRINKING DISASTER (Vlog 11)

[skyby21]

best fucking troll ever <3

[TheAtomicSkittle]

@jamie141999 at least he's got more fans than you, you little shit

[TheAtomicSkittle]

Poor kid...

At 1:15 he looks posessed o_o

He's adorable

[Tofu4Dinner]

Fuck, if anyone needs alcohol it's you.

[AAOJUMPER]

Turns out, after he stops recording, he pulls out just a giant bag of weed and gets baked off his ass.

[howfunnyami2]

WHY DONT YOU GO AND HAVE SOME FUCKTARD!!!!

[Megaluigirocks]

D: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't give a fuck what Shakespeare said

[PwnforceFrank]

He probably puts dicks in his mouth.

[yoitsblang]

I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT... (BOOM)

[BroknGlasProductions]

looks like hes reading off his computer

[assholebynature888]

dayum nature...u scary

[Breathfire2001]

He looks fucking high. This guy is trolling so hard

[gregfuse76]

please go to school to become a structural engineer, build an amazing looking bridge, and on the opening day... JUMP OFF OF IT!

[DJSpize]

@gregfuse76 Any respectable engineer would immediately see the inefficiency of building a bridge merely with the intent on jumping off. Should said engineer have the desire to kill themself, they would surely find a faster, less painful and more effective way of doing so. However, you seem to fit the bill of someone who is looking for a bridge to jump off of so in that regard I say yes BumpityBoo, become an engineer and build that bridge for greg's sake. He needs your help.

[killa4life3333]

You didnt get invited did you?

[fredisazombie]

the appeal of alcohol beverages: getting your weiner touched

[hyperaries9037]

Make sure you dont "partake" in putting a man in your mouth

XD

wait watch this im in the 8th grade

[hyperaries9037]

Make sure you dont "partake" in putting a man in your mouth

XD

[TheRealGentoo]

Did anyone else's jaw drop when he said he's in 8th grade? I though he was like 7

[sporktheorc]

It helps you kill shit 'n' rape bitches

[1337xLuke]

you are gayer than aids

[kendraschill2012]

some one just asked me the exact same thing should i go



[JohnstonJane99]

this kid is a nerd and geek

[mybruisedarm]

My dear, I'm going to bet a million dollars alcohol is the reason you're alive today.

(I also agree with bryonshea, smoke pot.)

[vappybee]

bumpity boo u gay

[OldDirtySanchez]

There's a reason why cool kids beat kids like you.

[Muzicfl0w]

i was completely against this video until he said they were in 8th grade. at least wait until 10th grade

[Roflzmahwoflz]

THIS KID IS SERIOUS?

[shae112233]

this kid reminds me of neville papperman.

[mamkskate]

ur gay

[zooyork451]

Broski...you are like 8. Wtf?? I mean I started at 11 but damn

[NeonIndia]

@zooyork451 so different. wow. -_-

[Subtalvik2]

I fucking hate parents who think all they need to do is read bible verses and shit to their kids all day, as a message to parents: That will make him a pussy.

[pyromanizak]

@Subtalvik2 Why you gotta bring the bible into this? Jesus wasn't a pussy.

[Subtalvik2]

Only reason I don't drink is cause it makes you fat.

[xterminaler]

you're homosexuality is also immoral if you want to pretend to be paradigm of morality.

[xterminaler]

i am absolutely outraged by how far your head is up your own ass.

[TANHAMM]

at my school we don't drink we "twist it. bite it. light it". done and done purple kush is awsome!!!!!!!

[flipenjoi92]

BOMPIDDYBOO!!!!! i am currently drinking right now and i feel outraged and terrible about myself, thanks BOMPIDDYBOO!!!!

[hockeyking164]

Kid your a huge tool if i was you i would be in my glory to go drink with my buddies your a pussy

[LinoOverdrive]

Instant subscription.

[firefeature]

Who is he looking at in the background?

[elcapitanoJAK]

your a loser bud, fio kid sweeter wheels on you eh? mix in a k breeeee

[TalibKweliAmongUs]

Shakespeare was an alcoholic. LOVE BUMPITY BOO THOUGH BIG UPS HOMIE

[nevadabob3031]

eat a bag of dick's kid

[thegrapebeyond]

this video will haunt you in highschool

[stelderhaiderman]

"they get cock...i hope they get cock" 0:48

[illegalred]

i thought u where the cool kid...

[TheFreestyler999]

someone is gonna have to teach you how to jack off, drink beer, grow balls, fight, and not be a little bitch and your mother is doing a horrible job, just watch i bet once you turn 30 shes gonna have the talk with you.

[gothnoob]

Tell on them. Binge drinking is a dangerous pursuit, especially for children, and can lead to alchaholism later in life.

[FutureLaugh]

go to the party and bring crystal meth and do it in front of them. they'll all be crying and so scared that they'll never drink again. a lesson learned yaaaaaay

[steeby420]

Here is what you do. Move to another town and start taking testosterone... Lots. Then you gotta start working out and get crazy huge. Have sex with a girl. And the you can go on to kill your parents which is what I am sure your plan is any way.

[TheOnlyTechnoFish]

I hope they saw this vid. Your a real asshole

[beachlover1334]

u r so cute!

[erasmus717]

Of course they're gonna get caught.

Because you're posting this on youtube.

You bastard.

They will probably burn you at the stake when they find out you ratted on them.

Best thing to do?

Ignore it and say nothing.

[laxdude82]

drinking is fun especially when you r shit faced grow some balls go to that party and get drunk as shit you fag.

[berserker567]

@laxdude82 agree.

[joshyboy67]

The 'cool' kids will just get beaten by their parents.

[d3thomega]

He's reading a script from a teleprompter.

[Scottadin1]

Once again mo 1 care so go and get friends and get a life!!

[okeeferz]

@Scottadin1 hahaha thats me

[RaianTheFallen]

FAGGOT

[Lyricalias]

Slip some cyanide into the beers. That'll learn them.

[Yo0Yo0Man]

omg when this kid gets beats up I'll cry

[RaianTheFallen]

Dude, grow some fucking balls.

[1ryan45]

dude i learned how to act in the 2nd grade so i wouldnt get made fun of and maybe u should try unless u are going to be very lonely and if u are in eigth grade u are already probably getting beat up

[lordofdarkdudes]

get laid bro

[MaxMouse]

@lordofdarkdudes

but he looks like hes 10 lol

[lordofdarkdudes]

@MaxMouse so?

[mrbitbot]

Did your mommy write the script?

[sirtinycreep]

He has a lisp.

[stickinetic]

By the way kid, using big words doesn't make you smart.

[stickinetic]

Well, I don't get hangovers, so that's just lucky for me... I say to at least wait until high school to drink. I'm a ninth grader and my dad allows me to drink, but only with him; I don't drink too much anyway.

[stickinetic]

lolfag

[makingnoise123]

hey,i'm having a beer right now =D

[tristanranville440]

haha fag!!! do your mommy,

[RYSE12345]

pussy ur in eigth grade and u havnt drank yet

[theofficialkatie]

It gets less funny when you can read the tells that somone is reading off of something.

Of course it wasn't that funny in the beginning so...

Yeah.

[bryonshea]

here's what you do: not care. Let 'em drink themselves to Hell, you'll be standing at the top of the mountain laughing them as they burn. Just have the satisfaction of waking up on January first (which I realize has come and gone) that you will NOT be waking up with a massive headache.

Smoke pot instead.

[WoWKoest]

@bryonshea hell ya

[okeeferz]

@bryonshea omg lol hahahaha nice u pot head

lol

okeeferz

[ParkerAlfman]

heres what you should do. get a toaster, plug it in next to your bathtub, fill the bath with water, activate the toaster, then grab it and jump in the bath.. make sure the toaster goes under water though.. that should teach those young hooligans a lesson!

[chazden]

fuckin douchebag

[DrugsToTheYouth]

8th graders stealing beers from their parents? Don't they know how to ask a bum to buy them a fifth?

[bryonshea]

well that costs money.

[Dion1901]

Wooow you are anoying as fuck...

[iMMaFlirtx96]

nitro 56 stfu it doesnt make pretty it makes them look ugly as shit and like old people so it doesnt make girls look prettty

[hypercrazygirl91]

alcohol is nastyyy

[mynamesbella]

PICKLE? PICKLE?

he honestly used the word pickle.

OHMYLAWDY

[wednos]

is this a joke?!?!

[jsdp4496]

OK bro yur a fucking queer and no one liikes yu i think that yu shuld tryy somee fucking booze and stop being a squeaky voiced lil bitch.......you fucking pussy bitch!

[jakexdk]

you only hope that they get caught, becouse you are not invited

[PwnforceFrank]

hahahahahahahh

[dirtysci]

This kid IS drunk.

[Nitro56]

just wait til your senior year of high school or college. you will see ALL of the advantages of alcohol. it makes girls pretty and thats an advantage for you because the only ass you'll be getting is the nasty ones ;)

[JaySooz508]

@Nitro56 If only that were true...idk about other people but id have to be COMPLETELY SHITFACED to fuck anything with a vag in my opinion but by that time id have brewers droop anyway...Team Cannabis > Team Alcohol all day *with the exception of partys, cause then you do both

[justdoit295]

@Nitro56 hahahaha so true.. well said.

[itdoesfeelsofter]

maybe he should be home schooled?

[22willson22]

faggot

[adomin14]

grow some balls let them fall

[andyenzo90]

That kid is a pussy.

[TheEgyptianOne]

thats all?!! he alot of things

[easternrider69]

looks like this little mother beat all the kids to the beer anyway, he is off his tits

[SturmFlund3r]

bist du ein knecht Oo

[3lemon4tor]

watch his mouth when he talks. it makes me want to take his little face and bash it against a brick wall until he dies.

[takehertothesea]

fuck you.

[thedemonwithnoshirt]

me too , but im pretty sure hes not acting. i mean you can't act gay like that

[bigtexalex]

i cot him he is reading lines shityet

[SoftTacoTV]

They'll probably get cock!

[TheYellowCoat]

This kids srunk as shit

[wenoyerd]

what the fuck happened?? did they get hammered?

[DaRam444]

/agree/

[drkillyou]

shut up and die in a tire fire

[eloculo]

Somebody else write this for him. He acts like a pretentious poetfag with a good vocab, then can't even pronounce "especially".

Unsuccessful troll though.

[SenorJuanDiablo]

Agreed

[RockyGnocchi]

Expert expert trolll

[paniporn]

What a fucking twat! who the hell tells on people getting drunk. BELLEND!!!!!

[sabness69]

Shakespeare once said: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SKULSKULSKUL

fuck.... i just lost

[arrogantsonofabitchh]

hes gonna be fucked in highschool.

[Verdstags]

he already is...hes 15...apparently.

[WastedTimeTV]

he's reading his lines

[Eitsip]

You all got trolled so hard. Lol.

[Wimzick]

somebody shoot this DBAG

[Infinite0112]

You honestly wrote out what you're going to say before you made a vlog? And you can't act very well. Improvise.

[SOFTBALL2222]

looks like he's reading off cards or a monitor.

[imjustsamantha]

I drank in like 6th grade, live a little!

[hybridx111]

Hardcore.

[IIIkidAIII]

fucking serious? you dont even know what that quote you said means, quit acting like youre smart

[TheSarahChannel]

BUMPITY BOO, LUV YEW~

[meamverysmart]

BUMPITY BOO, WE LOVE YOU!

[tippycanoe200]

e-moral isn't a word, bro... it's immoral.

[Dedboy43]

your a fucking homo with a small penis and for that reason you don't like getting laid

[argonianpoo]

I lol'd.

[kastrullunge]

I LOVE YOU!

[3rdsnowleopard]

dude needs to get laid.

[ryangr0]

this kid is the best troll, ever, ever.

[brendino69]

respect the troll man, respect the troll

[supershinobi223]

You get beat up a lot don't you?

[niz1409]

give him some ketamine!

[robinroh92]

You should Double Suicide...

[DSPcashcab]

I'm 19, halfway through this video, I paused it and chugged a beer. You depress me kid.

[Vailhem]

this kid has mental problems

[extreme902]

YOU'RE FUCKING FUNNY

[CodysMahName]

if you dont want to drink, then dont go to a party with alcohol?

[DJLeMarque]

shoot him nao!

[ilovesports08]

TELL!!

[SeEsAw121221]

This kids last words will be "Et, Tu i'm a queer"

[extreme902]

lmfao

[Pacopicksstrawberry]

LOL i love you for that hahahhahaha

[EmosAreFags324]

no one fuckin asked you

[Ibik]

you're my hero. Lol

[Maidenfan2700]

Somebody needs to stab this faggot

[JOffJill]

I hope this kid's parents hit him.

[EgaoNoGenki]

He looks like a 5th grader skipped to 8th!

[SatanistHobo]

This kid probably got fucked up after they found this video.

[mxrac3r3]

fucking niggers gunna get his ass beat freshmen year...FUUUUUUUUUUU-

[bizzawizz]

Successful troll is successful.

[l0rdhenry]

get crunk muthaffffuuuuu

[nudeadnation]

you are a disaster that came from drinking

[frybrain94]

Best be trollin'

[cossack77]

I hope you get raped.

[PwnforceFrank]

shoot yourself.

and please get aids.

[marko92pn]

This kid is now a meme!

[bowdee09]

nice story sis

[tyristylez]

FFFFUUUUUUUUU

[cobracommandercobraa]

Please get aids!

COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAA

[catrachopride420]

epic fail kid or best troll ever

[theyiddish]

This kid is in 8th grade? What are they feeding kids now that they come out like THIS?

[natemio]

The fuck are you on about faggot? Let them get so drunk they wont drink ever again.

[MythomanicJef]

SNITCHES GET STITCHES YO

[waternull]

cool story bro

[mrstskier]

8th grade?! nigga wtf. you look like your 7 ho learn some eye contact and look at the god damn camera motha fucka. ive been drinking.