Too Sick For Christmas

[calloway1972]

usfvs

[pcblah]

I'm sick the day after Christmas... Turns out Santa has not washed his hands and infected me with HIV jk jk I know Santa is fake and gay but I do hav a cold

[acgillespie]

Well, Its been fun Again

Enjoyed a beautiful white christmas

Ache free & sober as an Eagle

[bull068]

That's not funny. My brother died of Restless Leg Syndrome.

[Splangy1]

shut the fuck up Mr. Slaw. that was just the first thought on my mind

[acgillespie]

I sure hope Mr Slaw is better this year, last year I felt just like Him, But this year will be much better for me

[AshesOfHopeJT]

the brunette is the hotest woman I have seen in so long

[nikon005]

Is this suppose to be funny ?

[banksnot]

shu nuff.

[ThedmoPink]

Gee, Mr Slaw, i hope you feel better. I'm gonter take a pill my own self now. Murry Christmas!

[sisterdiscordia]

this is my entire family, thank you.

[salmonking007]

ah, Mr. Slaw

[newsradiohead]

Hello Mr. Slaw. I am a representative from one of President Obama's death panels. Do you have time to meet? Anytime is fine. We are flexible.

[Draugoth]

Merry Xmas Mr. Slaw!

[w4kwd]

Cool!

[sheerbeauty]

Well, now, I sure am sorry for Mr. Slaw's pain. Perhaps someone with a grudge cursed him?

[newsradiohead]

Poor Mr. Slaw. His laryngeal cancer makes him sound like Dunlap.

[blistt]

Mr. Slaw is the greatest!!! More please.

[mrhyde719]

Dunlap, please retire Mr. Slaw. Its just not funny imatating Debbie Downer anymore. Also do some more RSU and please bring back the cluttered table with the cans and whatnot. Its what gives your comedy flavor.

[banksnot]

I heard Mr. Slaw is training for the Boston marathon. Good luck.

[travisandjonathan]

Hurts me just thinking about it. All them poor runners, tryin to stay healthy. Oh Lord. They poor knees.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[tombstonetom]

Mr. Slaw may be sick, but somehow he looks better than I've ever seen him before.

[travisandjonathan]

It aint how you look on the outside, it's how you feel on the inside, and I feel terrible.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[travisandjonathan]

If I felt good on Christmas Eve, I'd be hoppin and hootin like everbody else, shakin hands and eatin sausage wheels, but I'll be honest, I don't see it happenin. I don't want to step on your dreams, cause you paint a purdy picture, but a safer bet will be that I'm sittin in a chair, shiverin under a blanket, starin into the distance, eyes tearin' up from the pain. But I hope you have a merry Christmas, though. I surely do.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[nothankyoumam]

Mr. Slaw is such an inspiration. Christmas makes me sick too.

[travisandjonathan]

I was sick before it got to be Christmastime. But it sure ain't helpin' none.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[nothankyoumam]

I know Mr. Slaw. I'm a fan, but your still an inspiration, even if it hurts, O' lordy. It's contagious.

[BlessedONE333returnz]

this sucks

[travisandjonathan]

I'm gonna have to stuff some napkins up in this old clock. The tickin is louder than ever. Must be somethin wrong with it. Killin my head. Oh.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[Disgruntled100]

they must be putin sumtin in sunptin so everyone felts this a ways.Oh Lord will it ever end oh my

[travisandjonathan]

It ain't ever gonna end. Not til the Lord sees fit in His wisdom to call us on Home. And He ain't done it yet, even though ever day when I say "Ain't no way I can hurt more today than yesterday," you just wait, I do. I reckon the Lord has a special plan for all of us, and mine is hurtin and bein in pain to where I can't hardly take it no more. I know ours is not to question why, but I just don't understand it.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[anmoose]

Lord help ye, Mr. Slaw. I can see how yer sufferin' and sick and miserable and all, and I'd help if'n I could. I'd even hug yer cabbage if'n it'd help, but I'm kinda skeered the neighbors would talk...

[travisandjonathan]

I appreciate it. Don't mind me. Just go on livin your life, havin fun, enjoyin it. I don't want to drag nobody down with me. Pain. Hurtin. Just sick all the time. I wouldn't wish it on a dog. I wouldn't! I wouldn't even wish it on a ol' dog.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[anmoose]

Mr. Slaw, there's a dog a couple blocks down the street you could wish it on, and the whole neighborhood would prob'ly chip in and buy you your own doctor.

Just sayin'.....

[travisandjonathan]

Well, maybe that one, then.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[timmmahhhh]

Mr. Slaw the holiday hypocondriac, love it thanks!

[travisandjonathan]

That boy from the church brought me a wreath to hang on my door. It's still a'sittin here on the table. Don't know if I'll ever find the strength to hang it up.

Signed

Mr. Slaw

[kingtiger287]

hahaha nice

[travisandjonathan]

I don't know if this is dirt under my fingernails, or stage one of them fallin off again.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[travisandjonathan]

I appreciate you comfortin me, and I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but I hope to God I dont, I hope I dont make it through the holidays, cause the way my body's hurtin me right now, I cant, I just cant do it. But thank you anyway.

[nickrolars]

best replies evar

[WileyCoyote69]

Mr. Slaw cares!

Well, he cares when he has the energy. Which isn't often. Usually he's in too much pain. Really, its too much trouble to type those answers. But Jackie does the typing. Mr. Slaw hates to put him out though. He reckons Jackie owes him though, since Jackie ain't never given him no paycheck for those appearances.

[travisandjonathan]

I couldn't have said it better myself, cause of these canker sores all over my mouth.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[ihypno]

Mr. slaw went on a reply marathon .YAY!

[travisandjonathan]

That new girl mail carrier, one time she drove up playin music so loud, I didnt know what was happenin. I dont see how you can listen to music that loud. How would you get any enjoyment out of it? I cant hear so good no how, and the last thing I want do do is ruin the rest of my hearin with a bunch of racket some crazy person thinks is music. This world has gone crazy and I pray I wont be around to see how much worse it gets.

[ihypno]

you fella's must be pretty drunk tonight huh?

[travisandjonathan]

Only reason I'd drink is if I wanted this hole in my stomach to get any bigger. And believe me, I don't.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[travisandjonathan]

I reckon God's done just give up on me.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[travisandjonathan]

That boy from the church is going to carry me to Wal-Mart so I can return this medicine and get my four dollars back. Oh Lord help me

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[albee1000]

Brought to you by Mylanta. Mylanta, guaranteed to work - unless you're Mr. Slaw.

[travisandjonathan]

Don't nothin work like it's supposed to. They say they got a cherry Mylanta, don't taste like cherry or Mylanta to me. Everybody wants your money and don't care how they get it.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[felicitycoombs]

I would have liked to see the new post girl in the video as she is the only person who visited him around Thanks Giving. Who are the other people?

[travisandjonathan]

I asked that new girl mail carrier to be in this movie. I wrote a note on a bread sack with Magic Marker and put it in the mailbox. When I went out to get my mail, I seen that bread sack blowin in the field. Tryin to be friendly just aint worth the trouble.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

I don't know who them other people are, but somebody's cologne or perfume give me a migraine. I reckon they can't help what they cologne or perfume gives me. How would they know? I'll just suffer in silence.

[dragonflychainsaw]

come on guys lighten up on mr. slaw his skits would be better if he didnt feel so badhang in mr. slaw your loyal fans are right there with you man

[travisandjonathan]

I appreciate it. Everything would be better if I didn't feel so bad. Right now I just ain't got the strength to be much good at nothin. Sorry to put y'all through it. Just bear with me, I don't see how I can get to feelin' any worse. I wouldn't want to watch no old sick person draggin around, miserable, either. Hurts you mentally.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

I've always wondered where they find these people...or rather where they did back in their public access days.

[travisandjonathan]

The phone a'ringin scares me to death every time.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[3z3three]

Mr. Slaw rules!!!

[travisandjonathan]

I nearly fell over today twice.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[codyt321]

I'm sorry, but I've never liked any videos with Mr. Slaw...

[deluxbellorum]

you're not alone...

[travisandjonathan]

Mail run early today, by 10:30. It wasn't that new girl mail carrier, it was Troy. Troy'll get that mail out on time, yessir.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[travisandjonathan]

Sick to my stomach. I eat some saltines but I throwed em up right after. Oh Lord help me.

-Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[forrestjasmine]

Mr. Slaw for Congress!! He's more pleasant to listen to than anyone working up on Capitol Hill!!

[travisandjonathan]

I wouldn't do it if you paid me. All that work! And learnin all the names of the rest of the Congress. Who's that, who's this, who's that one over there? I'd have to find my way around Washington-- I ain't never been and I don't want to! I'm gettin tired just thinkin about it. I dont know nobody up there to run me to the Foodland or to the drugstore or to carry my garbage off. Oh Lord, I hate to put you out, but just thinkin about that made me feel worse than ever.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[todd6126]

As a loyal subscriber I gotta say, the Mr Slaw character HAS to go! You guys are at your best with the RSU. You certainly can take those Jackie and Dunlap characters to further scenarios. You've done it before. It doesn't have to be political every time. My personal favorite was the "Marinade" skit. More of that kind of thing is what I would like to see. I hope you guys read these comments, I,m just about ready to unsubscribe. Anyway, Merry Christmas to Travis and Jonathan. I hope 2010 is better

[travisandjonathan]

I don't mean to put you out none. This video liked to have killed me a makin' it. But it's okay if you don't like it, ever'body can't like ever'thing. I was sick and hurtin the whole time makin' it, but that don't matter. Sorry to bother you with my troubles. Hopefully I'll die before I burden you again. That'd be God doin' both of us a favor right there. Oh Lord my back.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[obermeier21]

DIE SLAW!!!!

[travisandjonathan]

From your mouth to God's merciful Ears.

Oh.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[johndeere330]

Thats funny right there, I don't care who ya are!!

GIT-'ER-DONE

and have a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

5 stars!

[travisandjonathan]

I used to turn on Bill Hall when they was storms. Nowadays TV is just noise. Well, lights and noise.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[smillar98]

Cheer up Mr. Slaw. Who's the dude in the red sweater? I think I recognize him from some stand-up.

[travisandjonathan]

That man tried to help me out of the car, and I appreciate that, but when he grabbed my arm he left a bruise. Now I bruise easy, I admit it, and like I say I appreciate the help, but I wonder if he wasn't just showin' off a little bit. "I'm so strong!" And now look at my arm.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[nickrolars]

poor cayotes

[travisandjonathan]

Oh Lord, I know it.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[ChuckMartel]

I know people exactly like Mister Slaw.

[travisandjonathan]

Lord help 'em.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[2tsaybow]

Where's Mike Gravel going for Christmas. He could hang with Mr. Slaw. (Last years Christmas song from Red State Updates is also a must see.)

[travisandjonathan]

I ain't got no room down here for no company. I'm sorry, I just don't. I might could move some boxes around, but they just ain't nowhere for nobody to sit. It'd just make everybody uncomfortable. And if I'm honest with you, I don't feel like company right now. I hate to be that way. Maybe some other time, if I'm feelin better, but I don't see it happenin. I hate to put you out.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[TheRamenAvenger]

I'm on the wrong drugs for this video!

[travisandjonathan]

It don't seem like they've come up with the drugs that'll help me. Druggists and doctors, they're all in cahoots, and me hurtin'.

-Mr. Slaw

[librano]

who wouldn't be a grouch living in cabbage and having only one arm...

[travisandjonathan]

I got two arms, but I wouldn't give a nickel for either one of 'em the way they feel today. Oh Lord. Some of them amputees don't know how good they got it.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[librano]

lol :) You're on a roll Mr.Slaw!

[travisandjonathan]

Lord help me.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[killerbydayornight]

merry cristmas to all,,,,,,,,,,

[travisandjonathan]

Christmas comes and goes, but the numbness in my legs is purdy near constant.

-Mr. Slaw

[kd5gua]

You all are crazy, roflmao.

[travisandjonathan]

I had poison oak, I had poison ivy, neither of them itched me as much as whatever's on me now

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[laughingwarlock]

Always a pleasure to see you, Mr Slaw.

[travisandjonathan]

They brung me a box of food and a jug of orange juice from the church. That juice was just full of pulp. It don't pay to answer the door.

-Mr. Slaw

[utubefavorsdems]

The woman in all black is nice looking.

[travisandjonathan]

Last night I dreamed that they cut my hands off due to poor circulation. Then I woke up and I was bleedin from my mouth.

-Mr. Slaw

[utubefavorsdems]

Mr. Slaw is great. So is this channel.

[travisandjonathan]

I don't know why anybody would keep a houseplant. Just somethin else gonna wither up and die. Death in a pot, all it is. But if that's what you want, it's fine with me.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[bsl103158]

love the slopped slaw on shoulders! and the shifting eyes at 1:56

[travisandjonathan]

Some people can lay down in the bed and get a good night's rest, no back pain or worryin' to death. I guess they deserve it more than me.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[zemborato]

A new Holiday classic! Susan Boyle will cover this on her Christmas CD next year.

[WhatExactlyisAJoke]

A HA! GENIUS IDEA!

[travisandjonathan]

That boy from the church carried my trash off for me today. He drives like a crazy person.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[travisandjonathan]

What if the best I'm ever going to feel was that one time after I threw up?

-Mr. Slaw

[TheXroadr]

Why do I know to many people like this? LOL

[travisandjonathan]

I ain't talkin' about nobody in particular, and I hate to offend anybody, but people sure love to complain, and I'm the one with problems.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[TheXroadr]

Major LOL!

[travisandjonathan]

The back part of my eyes are hurtin me. Oh Lord, the back part of my eyes.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[robertpina99]

It would be really difficult to stay frozen like that while people sang around me. I would naturally want to join in the signing.

Merry Christmas.

[travisandjonathan]

My telephone was ringin' today. I reckon somebody was callin' me. I didn't answer it. I reckon I'll never know who it was.

[robertpina99]

It was me calling. I had to tell you how much we love what you do. We also want to wish you much continued success with the show.

Peace and love : )

[travisandjonathan]

Well, I reckon I shoulda answered it then. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cause you no trouble. I was just so sick I couldn't hardly move a tall.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[deadworld101]

Mr. Slaw ftw

[travisandjonathan]

Oh my finger.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[Noyjeetut]

Great stuff... I bet the bloopers are even better. :P

[travisandjonathan]

Oh Lord! Tripped over a pile of some trash I got sittin here. Now I'll never be able to clean up. Not bleedin' this bad.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[O4archer]

coyotes, i started crying laughing

5 stars

[WileyCoyote69]

I wonder how the "cast" kept from laughing? (Jonathan does the Slaw voice "live" when shooting these, I believe).

A few couldn't keep from moving, but even that kind of worked, since it made the "still pose" thing even funnier.

[travisandjonathan]

I preciate people comin by to check on me and visit, & I don't want to offend nobody, but after awhile you run out of things to talk about.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[AgentCarter]

i think a lot of the viewers dislike mr slaw. i actually think hes not bad

[travisandjonathan]

Every time I wake up in the morning, I raise my eyes to heaven and exclaim, Oh Lord, not again.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[WileyCoyote69]

Mr Slaw = Love

Signed, his biggest fan (although to be honest, from many people's reactions I might be the ONLY one...)

[travisandjonathan]

I know I can count on you, WileyCoyote69, when I need someone to run to the drugstore for me. Not the close-by one, it's too expensive, the furthest one. Out by Smyrna. They'll give you a better price and none of that smart talk. Lord help me.

Signed

Mr. Slaw

[nubemuffin]

this was lame.

[Ishpeck]

Never been a fan of Mr. Slaw.

[travisandjonathan]

I don't mean to put you out none.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[travisandjonathan]

Everybody sending Christmas cards this time of year. Just somethin else I have to throw away. All that good Christmas card paper. What a waste.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[Jesusfish21]

when people whine at boot camp, drill instructors come up and say "oh poor thing, i hope you die"

[travisandjonathan]

They ought not talk that way to them poor boys. Oh Lord. But then what do I know, I was 4F.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[NoCensorshipYT]

OMG!

My mother-in-law is exactly like Mr. Slaw!

Just last night she already predicted that she will be TOO SICK to go to anyone's house this year for X-mas.

I hope I'm not like her when I get to be her age. SUCH A WHINER and a DOWNER!

LOL!

[travisandjonathan]

I don't mean to criticize nobody, especially your family, but people like your mother-in-law just drive everybody crazy with their "I'm so sick" all the time. That kind of constant complaining hurts those around them mentally, and takes away from people like me who are real, real sick and in pain and hurtin and countin the days til Jesus in His wisdom calls me Home.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

Such a whining little puppet! Someone should slaughter Mr. Slaw for Xmas and put it out of its misery already.

Merry Mythmas!

[travisandjonathan]

I don't mean to whine. I'm sorry if I put anybody out. Better I should suffer in silence and keep the pain to myself than bother anybody with my goin on and on about how grateful I'll be to the Lord on the day he finally calls me home, cause I ain't feelin any better, and every day is worse than the last.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

Why don't you come over to my home instead? First, I'll get you all numbed up on some nice wine dressing till you're in a slaw stupor and feeling no more pain. Then I'd like to introduce you to my vegetable slicer & dicer before you turn in for the night in my nice toasty-warm crock pot. I'm sure you would be delic...er...uh, pleased.

[travisandjonathan]

That does sound nice, and I appreciate the offer, but I just dont feel like gettin out nowhere.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[islamsuxs]

Merry Christmas an Happy New Years ! doughboy

[travisandjonathan]

They already showing Christmas commercials on TV, and here it is only December 15.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[cosmosgato]

I don't get it.

Nice song though.

[travisandjonathan]

It's freezin in here.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[conspiracy777]

The girl at :45 ... can you say YUMMY !!!

[travisandjonathan]

That girl brought me a sugar cookie and a Kick, thinkin that would settle my stomach. Nice of her to try. She didn't know she'd make things worse. Ain't her fault, I don't reckon. Maybe if she'd thought things through, but everybody's so busy these days.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[linksavetheday]

this is awesome

[travisandjonathan]

When did gauze get so expensive?

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[saucylad]

hehehehehehe mr slaw is the shit

[travisandjonathan]

Sometimes I open up my medicine cabinet and think, Which one of these salves is still good?

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[ClockFaceOrange]

old timey wall paper ... very funny.

[travisandjonathan]

That wall paper had a funny smell to it, like a library in a basement after a flood. Made me sick to my stomach. I don't mean to criticize other people's walls, but I just hate it for them that their wallpaper got me sick.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[3rkid2]

lol

[travisandjonathan]

Do waspers live into November? Cause somethin' stung the fire outta me when I reached my hand into the bread sack drawer.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[thenormalyears]

i feel too sick for christmas lately haha

[travisandjonathan]

I'm sorry, buddy, I really am. Sometimes I get to feelin so bad I forget other people feel bad too. But who wants to think about that? Everybody sittin around feelin awful. Depressing. Oh Lord. Signed, Mr. Slaw

[ihypno]

i got to high once for christmas.. spent the day trying to find my way home :(

[travisandjonathan]

One Christmas I took a pill for the pain and it didn't do me a lick of good.

-Mr. Slaw

[ihypno]

YAY!

[travisandjonathan]

Lord help me, these canker sores are worryin' me to death.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw