NewsBusted 7/22/08

[SingingHisPraise2Day]

JVC1234... we had to fight the terrorists somewhere. Did you have a more fashionable place in mind? Anywhere will do, we just picked Iraq because it looked like a good place to start. Civilian casualties happen in war which is tragic. War is hell. We should all hate war, but when you fight beheading fanatics that want to fly aircraft into our buildings and kill 3,000 Americans, war sometimes must be the answer.

[JVC1234]

WEM ARENT SOCIALIST, YOUR AN IDIOT

and tell me this mr. photographer: if iraq just happened to invade the u.s. for no reason at all, would you just stand around and let it happen like a cowardly bitch. if you wouldnt and you would fight the bastards, then you would be labled a terrorist in iraq's eyes. yourn not fighting terrorists, your fighting fuckin civilians. ill have you know that u.s. troops have killed more civilians than saddam, so whose the real bad guy?

[pwf2412]

i would make a criptic personal comment about you, but you still haven't figured out how to fill out your personal information on your home page. kinda sad

[pwf2412]

dude!! Quit drinking the kool aid!! Yeah, we're the terrorists, That's why more people are in school than under sadam, more kids are in school, than under sadam, more hospitals are open, more water, more electricity, more sanitary facilities. Iraq had record oil profits, because oil production is at record levels. All of this courtesy of your friendly American Terrorists. If only the rest of the terrorists were as "bad" as we are.

[pwf2412]

turns out, most of europe is socialist, and since you can figure out how to post where you actually live, I can only make assumptions based on your posts. and they all lead me to believe that you are a huge liberal socialist

[StoogeWatcher]

Democrats are fascists, bigots, frauds, racists, Nazis, phonies, thugs, brownshirts, terrorist supporters, anti-Semites, NIMBYs, hypocrites, prostitutes, rape hoaxers, abortionists, and liars.

[Thebboss]

Andy Dick sucks. He killed Troy McClure.

[captainda]

Politics aside, writing is terrible and the delivery is atrocious.

L2funny

[ExZonie]

rofl rofl rofl

arguments on youtube are funny

xD

no body is going to change any bodys mind so eh

[CitizenGeek]

Wow, this is violently unfunny.

[JVC1234]

hey pwf2412, i see your a god freak. believe in dinosaurs? also, the us is not the best example of a free country because all of its politicians lie ALL THE TIME. also if your really 43, dont say lol all the time because you look like a pedophile

[annielwhite]

you are an wonderful example of a great person as well. wow, Politicans Lie, wow and ONLY american politicans lie, ... dang you are a genius

[pwf2412]

lol, lol, lol, lol, and yes I am a Christian, and I do believe in dinosaurs. and yes America is still the best example of a free country in the world if based on nothing more than the number of people who want to come here.

so get on the 6 week waiting list for your free health care, take a pill, and enjoy that fact that America saved your little europan ass so many times that you should be on your knees everytime you even talk to an American

[pwf2412]

btw, nice profile you got there, are you afraid to let people know where you are really from and what you really believe. or are you just too stupid to figure out how to fill out your profile page.

If that is the case, just ask an American, we can bail your butt out of another jam.

lol, lol, lol

[JVC1234]

dude, your in your 40s. you cant say lol

[pwf2412]

lol, dude, you miss a lot don't you?

First, I use lol because I type so slow, so I take whatever short cuts I can.

Second, I use it because YOU told me I shouldn't/couldn't and I am not about to take any advice from a doofus like you.

So... LOL

[JVC1234]

whatever, im not the old pedophile trying to be hip

[pwf2412]

wow, nice response, straight for the criminal name calling. very mature. Typical of what I expect from a liberal. You don't have an actual rebutal, so you smear the other person as much as possible.

BTW (can I use this one?) nice how you europeans stepped in and helped a democratic country. You would think after havingyour butts saved a couple of times by the US you would be willing to do the same, but I guess that is just asking too much.

[JVC1234]

dude whatever, youre the one who molests children

[pwf2412]

lol, your stupidity makes me laugh. I don't think I have ever talked with someone as willfully stupid as you are. Please keep it up, because everytime you post it reinforces the opinion most thinking americans have about libs and more particularly socialist europeans.

When Russia comes knocking, why don't you just talk to them, I am sure they will listen to you.

[JVC1234]

your whiteishness makes me laugh. you are such a stereotypical rich white asshole. "IM white, i talk like a faggot so people think im smart". well i hope you succeed while your economy fails, bitch

[pwf2412]

lol, so am I a foggot or a pediphile? you really need to make up your mind, your insults will be much better if you target in on a single thing instead of trying to insult me over a wide range of things.

btw i.e. "rich white asshole" I have a wife and 2 kids and I make less that 45,000 a year and struggle each month just to pay the bills, so fail on the rich thing. yes I am white, so win on that one. asshole... well I have been called that before so I will give you partial credit on that one

[pwf2412]

at least you will never have the problem of people "thinking" you are smart. Anyone who reads your posts would never make that mistake.

[JVC1234]

what the fuck are you talkin about. your clearly mentally retarded. and by the way, i dont follow islamic law fucker. and you and your family probably weigh and average of 300 pounds, obese fucks

[pwf2412]

try and pay attention, it's not really that difficult.

I did not say YOU followed Islamic law, dipwad. I sai that enclaves of Islamic law were being established withinh europes borders, where the Islamic laws take presidence over your own nations laws.

And as far as fat goes, I'm not sure how i make a difference but I am 5'11" and weigh 180 lbs. so. fail on both points loser

[JVC1234]

yea, we have genocides all the time, i forgot RETARD. and we dont do nothing. we govern our own nations instaed of attacking random countries for no reason. america is trillions of dollars in debt and in a war with no end or point while europe tries to keep peace and is prosperous. just HOW is america the best? because its full blindly patriotic obese pigs that die of fatness while most of the world starves? america is overrated

[pwf2412]

prosperous? you man with rationed health care, high unemployment, civil riots, islamic laws enacted within your own borders? that kind of prosperous? didn't you just get off the 35 hour work week because you finaly discoverd that you can't compete if you don't work

[JVC1234]

yea dude, i love killin babies. thats what i do. americans are retards and just argue over every little thing so one half of the country hates the other and yet they still think they are the greatest country on earth. GUESS WHAT,

YOUR NOT. get it together and bercome more like europe. and now im gonna get comments from fuckin cowboy american rednecks saying that euorpeans are pussies and liberals. but we are more successful and dont wage war for no fuckin reason. BITCHES

[sakatak7]

Your right Europe just wages war for ethnic cleansing and stands around doing nothing. What happened to nationalist pride 'over there'? Now that the bankers have succeeded in wiping out your borders, your all just one happy family. Way to keep hold of your dignity and individualism. And yes we are still the greatest nation ever.

[StoogeWatcher]

Eurofascists support Islamist genocide against Christians and Jews. You hate America, but you beg for our help.

[JVC1234]

dude your a retard.

1. europe is not fascist

2. the u.s. is the one killing muslims

3. we dont need your fuckin help, nor can you afford to provide it

4. we dont need help with anything and we arent begging for it

5. we wont help you because the rest of the world thinks your country is insane and retarded

[StoogeWatcher]

Europe hates Jews. Muslims are killing Muslims with suicide bombings, but they still blame America and the Jews for it. Gordon Sinclair was right about you morons. The world has hated America since 1946 because they're jealous, greedy hypocrites!

[JVC1234]

your just as dumb as the other fag. so you think every county dislikes you bitches because EVERYBODY in the WORLD is jealous. your the typical american reatrd that the rest of thw world frowns upon. besides there is nothing left to be jealous of

[pwf2412]

"the rest of thw world frowns upon" you mean, Poland, the Ukraine, The Baltic nations, Australia, Scottland, Mexico, Columbia, Brazil...those people? seems to me the only people frowning upon the US are a bunch of socialists, who at the first sign of trouble, fold like a paper napkin.

As a liberal isn't it against your religion to hate gay people? yet here you are using a derogatory term for gay as an insult. you must be a homophobe, probably a racist too

[pwf2412]

1. no you're socialist

2. no we are killing terrorists who just happen to be muslim. if they were european we would kill them just as fast. :)

3. you did before and chances are you will again, check out Russia. our gas prices are still lower than yours.

4. then explain the riots in france with the muslim youth, burning cars and rioting because of no jobs.

5. you won't help us because most of europe is a bunch of socialist cowards.

4.

[JVC1234]

yo, i just said its nt funny that doesnt mean im a "lib"

i kill fetuses for fun cuz i like to eat them. killing an unborn fetus is not murder because its not a person.... its almost a person. so its practically like killing a rabbit. BITCHES

[pwf2412]

so a partial birth abortion is just like killing a rabbit? Deliver a healthy living full tem or nearly full tem baby and then crush it's skull before the head comes out. you're right, just like killing a rabbit.

you disgust me. lib

[vapoorize]

LOL at her making fun of Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman being unfunny. She apparently has never watched her own show.

[TwistTelly]

BARACK ABROAD: enter HIGH HEEL OBAMA in the YouTube search box to find the NEW Obama comedy music video !

[NestorV]

The entertainment part was sort of funny but they should leave the political humor to The Daily Show.

[pwf2412]

you would feel it necessary for them to leave the humor to a liberal show. why, don't you like it when the laughs are pointed at you and your liberal insanity

[NestorV]

If it was funny, I would say it was funny.

It wasn't funny!

It has nothing to do with liberal or conservative.

If they had Dennis Miller on the show, he could make it funny.

[1area52]

In current News Busted.. McCain embraced Bushes corrupted Policiy's further by takeing advantage of California's supreme court ruleing, allowing legal civil unions.They are now pronouned , McBush(laugh track : ) .

[winesparkler]

She's funnier that hell!

[GreenCastleBlock]

Terrible.

[divine137]

this chick is funny "and hot"!

[divine137]

hey this is great! here's that major networks will put this on! good job!

[nathangimpel]

This is a really, really pathetic attempt at humor.

[russelpolk]

Only because it hits really close to home for ya.

[nathangimpel]

I've been a conservative my entire life. This just is not a good attempt at humor. It really is cringe-worthy. It's too bad that conservative fail so horribly at political satire. Most of it is seriously inept Daily Show-type mimicry.

[sweetfly66]

pwf ..you forgot " kill iraqi`s because you want their oil "

[pwf2412]

sweet..you forgot "rape gangs, torture rooms and mass graves"

you're just all about the compassion

[asanchezjr24]

THAT WAS A GOOD ONE ABOUT ANDY DICK.

[ngarey]

Conservatives need to die, before their shitty comedy drives us all to suicide.

[pwf2412]

wow, you really arethe party of compassion and understanding. Kill conservatives because you don't like thier comedy, kill babies because you don't like the inconvienience. kill old people and coma victims because you don't like their quality of life.

Like I said compassion and understanding.

[ngarey]

Yes, and I'm pro-life but I support people bombing abortion clinics and murdering doctors, deus vult! I am the manifestation of Christian hypocrisy, come suckle at the teat of American ignorance.

[pwf2412]

isn't that just the height of liberal hypocrisy? Libs get to disavow the actions of any of their fringe activists, but a single person who calls themselves a christian suddenly speaks for the entire christian and conservative parties. Wow, must be nice to be perfect

[TreeSlayer255]

Then go kill yourself, fucker!

[ntfc72]

out 2 hatchet man.. lol maybe your right!

[bluesdrummer715]

interesting family tree you got there!

[Hatchetman6971]

This one wasn't too funny. Maybe she's on her period.

[SharkDude1]

At least Newsbusted is better than ANYTHING 'Saturday night live' writers can come up with. Damn, SNL sucks.. Why dont they just fold the show already!! Dead horse NBC!!

[pwf2412]

nice to see the liberals performing up to thier typical "high" standards

[arkivx1]

just like your mom.

[GOlynnGO]

poor baby - I see that when you can't form a coherent thought you, like all of your type, just default to name-calling. Go drink some more of the Obama Kool-Aid and leave the comments to the higher life forms.

[gpin1995]

usually news busted makes my laugh, but this episode wasnt that funny

[Kroenen117]

wow this was really funny...i like this im going to subscribe lol.

damn global alarmists...fuck them lol

[Europeanpreacher]

The media actually give M c C a i n a free pass and he has surrogates in the media,the like of CNN's

G L O R I A -- B O R G E R !

[mykol13v]

Don't be too relieved. The media like George Bush too, but turned on him like rabid dogs when the Dems howled about the war, 3 months after it began.

[trucker2007]

seems that grozlin needs to find something more original to type...too much time in his moms basement I guess

[JVC1234]

how can she call anybody unfunny? her jokes are terrible. and when she makes that snooty face after she says something i just want to blow her head off

[euie48]

hey, if ya don't like it, don't watch it!!

[2fmr98]

The "smirk" at the end of her "funnies" is the best part! Sorry it bothers you so ;-)

[mykol13v]

I love it too. Gave you a thumbs up for saying that.

[mykol13v]

Good greif man. Quick, get a sat dish and go watch Jon boy on the comedy channel. I do not want to see you squirm here anymore in so much agony. I feel your PAIN. Run, Run, Run! Tell the dish guys how bad you FEEL and maybe they will give you a discount for your suffering.

[pwf2412]

ever notice, how it is the libs who want to kill the other side?

killing a baby in the womb, kill someone who doesn't agree with you, kill an elderly person or a cripple or coma victim, just don't kill an animal or cut down a tree

[4jacksFort]

Heck, I'll vote for Hitler if he can fix those shopping carts.

[grozlin]

this show is youtube's 9/11

[trucker2007]

seems that grozlin needs to find something more original to type...too much time in his moms basement I guess

[justmom66]

Jodi you so rock lol

[Springr1911]

jodi 08"

[tmcmastertube]

Another excellent show.

[Macbeagle]

Awesome and very funny, as alway.

[NorthWallNJ]

Shes got a lot of nerve calling someone else un-funny

[rebelstang]

I vote For, GETTING RID OF, The Demon Shopping Cats, With One Bad Wheel!

Verry Funny! Verry Entertainning!

Verry Informative!

Thanks!

[rebelstang]

Demon-cats & Demon Shopping CaRts,

Are Annoying!

GOD BLESS, AMERICA!

McCain,08"

[mykol13v]

Well, we know who is in the Tank with Obama...

No, Ireally mean the Media Anchors went into an Abrams Tank with Nobama and looked around inside. ;^)

[skwiddjergensen]

So very funny yet ringing true. Dems will have to sick the ACLU on Jodi to shut down the truth in humour violation. Obama Sin Laden! Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!

[marklincoln]

It's funny how the media say they're unbiased yet the disparity of coverage is obvious to all but the most indoctrinated amoung us. I especially liked the new york times rejection of Mc Cains Op-Ed response to Obama's attack. they said they would run it if he included troop levels and time tables in his plan for victory. Mc Cain is staunchly against time tables so essentially unless he suddenly agrees with Obama ,they won't run his piece

[birdyb24]

The Obama and NYSlimes jokes were really good. And the last one was so true. Neither Jimmy nor Sarah are funny. Sarah ever now and again. Plus, she's doable.

[reallyfun]

XD awesome always good stuff!!

[judyochristian]

Lame. Just lame.

[SirReptitious]

Then unsubscribe. Oh wait, you're a liberal, so you will need the government to hit the unsubscribe button for you....

[txcowgirl18]

lol good one

stupid libs...

[mykol13v]

Must be like a cat scratching a blackboard, to a liberal. Got to hurt. GOT TO HURT.

[alex3914]

addicting like like crack!

[Jmcenanly]

The MSM seems to have forgotten the formality of the actual election

[Pseudonym10]

I loved the Olive Garden bit.

[sakahowdah]

Hey Jodi, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply. LOL ;-)

Good job reporting as always.

[SirReptitious]

Normally I would thumbs down a sexual remark, but yours was actually creative and funny, so it gets a thumbs up! ;-p

[sakahowdah]

Thx - I meant no harm. ;-)

[ParsecondSpace]

Excellent, as usual.

[grozlin]

this show is youtube's 9/11

[thagreatzadenko]

"a new scientific report shows that ice in the artic circle has accualy increased by nearly a half a million square miles this past year." i dont accualy believe in global warming, but i would like to see that report.

[pimpdalyrical]

The data comes from NASA's Goddard center, which did satelite imagery studies over the arctic. it's been reported on by the CBC (Canadian News) and the BBC. But very little coverage in the States. Wonder why.........

[JOBRAIL1]

Ah, yes, Global Warming...as I was freezing my tush off last winter I wondered where it had gotten to. I guess the polar caps are freezing again.

[slahne]

Always a pleasure.I like anyone who kills global warming, Cause i don't beleive in it.

[pwf2412]

only the deluded and the spoiled believe in it

[schooltrashers]

Excellent job there Jodi, I always enjoy watching your videos.

[msummers10]

Mark Mathis...man I remember watching him on Fox Charlotte. I always thought he deserved national attention. At least they've rehired him, even if he's only on early in the morning.

[emineid]

I still haven't figured out if Jodi Miller is a conservative in real life, or if this is an "act."

Ah, who cares? She is one hot tamale!

[ericinsk]

politics aside, the jokes fell flat.

[GRock732]

I never realized how sexy Jodi is. What a hot, funny, babe.

[fieryman1]

Will Jodi ever give us a little personal bio information? I do look at her as a newscaster...

[Rafmanne]

Borok world views are naive & a danger. Why?

Timelines for "phased withdrawl" is idiotic surrender, any way you slice it...

Just watched him LIVE & he's still "comfortable in His World Views" but I am not...

Borok's a trojan horse leftist. He is not a thinker, he is a repeater, programmed to mimic his partys' views, not his at all...

America can't afford taking a chance on someone who has less experience than Clinton's dead dog Buddy. At least he decided to chase the car & died doing it!

[pukipaco]

Mr Obama, could you also eliminate zits??!!

[SirReptitious]

No, because black people are fortunate in that they rarely get acne, AFAIK. LOL!

[HaikenEdge]

The Jimmy and Sarah joke killed it. Good job.

[Khaza002]

I love this news cast especially because it isnt dominated by idiot liberals, but it is formally republican. Why can't CBS, ABC, NBC, and FOX be like Jodi Miller? THANK YOU FOR THE TRUTH ABOUT "GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!"

[red33410]

Great stuff, Jode et al!

[puck30]

I hate those shopping carts! Thank you Obama!LOL

[marjan15]

Lol at GW alarmists, they are really crying now. SS is funny - check Jesus is magic. :)

[belnumcree]

Great episode.

[CletePurcell]

WoooHoooo first comment. Jodi is hot as always.

[juxvma542]

Jimmy and Sarah really broke up because she was F'n Matt Damon

[Macbeagle]

Don't forget, He was F'n Ben Afleck.