Conan the Adventurer

[donnaj1967]

Hey, I love this clip! Jazz it up my Conan! By Crom!

[pabloernesto19]

I used to be an adventurer, like him. Until i took an arrow in the knee

[ColonelChamberlain]

its hammacker from beerfest!



[arncj18]

even Ralf would be better, instead of Jason , for the new movie

[Labcabin96]

is that fabio? har har!

[videocity65]

Maybe if they hadn't forced him to wear what looks like an adult diaper this might have had a chance.

[brottarnacke]

Nonsens. The real Conan would have beheaded the annoying dwarf.

[TheLegendHenry14]

ralf is the best

[DharmaLogos]

This is worthy of neither Arnold nor Robert E. Howard or even L. Sprague de Camp. Thanks for posting this video; now I know never to watch the show.

[MyCarla27]

1997 - 1998 !

[1337philip1337]

If It's not ARNOLD! It's not right.. only the governor can be conan!

[pabloerns]

arnold is the best

[Caldric55]

that midgets voice makes me want to punt him so bad :(

[Sardrith]

@Caldric55 your small penis makes me want to laugh at you

[gdreyer]

Series destroy all movies! Piece of shi...

[THOMASkaaz]

this show seems to be of the homoerotic persuasion

[highwings89]

lol a monkey, lol the orginal Arnold sounds smarter already XD.

[Huscarlavery]

this kinda looks gay...compared to the original movie

[ozwick14]

jewish midget and token black, yanks succeed yet again in taking a cult classic and raping it of what little dignity it ever had

[WyldMooN00]

That dwarf plays one of the 7 dwarves in "Charmed"

[KyodaiKen1979]

@WyldMooN00

he also played Big Figure in Watchmen (crime boss killed by Rorschach in jail).

[martind1000]

It can be spelled both ways - I asked Ralf....

[ThyMiguez]

"EPIC" FAIL

[Nebuchadnezzaurus]

And this show had likeable and memorable characters besides Conan, unlike the movies.

[Nebuchadnezzaurus]

I actually liked this show. As for Ralf Moeller's acting as Conan... at least he didn't make me smile or laugh every time there was a close-up shot of his face, like Schwarzenegger did.

And he's not trying to fake Austrian accent, he's German himself. I thought it was obvious, well apparently it's not.

[WatchRyder]

@Nebuchadnezzaurus

The conan actor looks about right. Maybe not the blue-eyed part but still...

But they've shown all his companions to be total dorks or comedy roles.

Conan had followers but not this doltish lot.

The bird looks and acts the part but the midget and the black dude have to go!

Before anyone starts I suggest you read the books by Robert E Howard

[Godlefsky]

@WatchRyder Sorry matey but originaly the Cimmerian Conan from comic books had blue eyes.

[WatchRyder]

@Godlefsky

I know, I never said he didn't, I'm not being negative, just stating facts on the differences between the written literature and the later films (excluding the original Conan film)

[Godlefsky]

@WatchRyder Sorry matey but originaly the Cimmerian Conan from comic books had blue eyes.

[S67Snail]

By crom! what is this!

[daralzand]

SCHNELL MACH SCHNELL

[ExtremeDeathman]

Hey martind1000, the Name is Ralf Möller!!!

[siliconsurf]

i'd fuck the chick...just so you know...

[criceto]

Just like the hercules serial and the one with the lesbian warrior. Even worst that the cartoon.

[bravesirrobin8]

Jacob brought them there to prove his brother wrong, but then Conan gave a mighty sword chop and fucking sliced the black smoke's head off. Then all the women started crying, and Conan was pleased. Then Hurley gave him a hug.

[TheBDASays]

@bravesirrobin8 Genius! I pissed myself laughing

[ShaolinDynasty]

The best thing about this show was the babe...

[freboi]

If that was Arnold Conan, he would have been tapping that ass long before they ever reached shore.

I can already hear the lamentation of the women who thought they were working with Conan and then get to the set and see this dumbass.

[Flipper79able]

This is silly.

[JiminyKracker]

wtf is this? It doesn't even matter whether this guy can act - the fact is he's not Arnold!

[penrose3000]

@JiminyKracker is he trying to sound like Arnold though? I mean, i this clip is SOUNDS like he's trying to fake an austrian accent.

[JiminyKracker]

@penrose3000 lol I think so. But he can try all he likes, he still ain't Arnold...

[penrose3000]

@JiminyKracker is he trying to SOUND like arnold? I mean, this clip makes it sound like he's either got a cold or is trying to fake an austrian accent.

[heargote]

Crom will punish this heretics for this insult.

And why do they put dwarfs in this movies all the time.?

Dwarfs in Cimerya, Aquitonia would be killed at bird.

[KevServo]

You killled my mother! You killed my father! You killed my people! You took my fathuh's swoaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhdnyyaaaa­aaaaagh!

[dirtyjew1974]

ive never even heard of this one, is it any good?

[MAGICKUWAIT]

Schwarzenegger for ever ,Schwarzenegger is the king

[Emaniac69]

It is hard for me to watch anything that has to do with Conan without thinking about Schwarzenegger. Man that guy sold us all out! What a hell of a fake he turned out to be!!

[texaswerewolf]

this was such a fun series! i know that it was toned down in violence but honestly i would watch this over anything that is showing today and i do since i own the series on dvd!

[travisanderson7]

...I'm sorry, there is only one person that ever did Conan right-and that is Arnold.

This show tried to fill boots that were simply too big.

[mavarek666]

@travisanderson7 Arnold did good but the Conan in the books was soooooooooooooooo much better.

[wolzard81]

@mavarek666 Whatever franky. I hated the second conan movie, but the first will always be one of my all time favorite fantasy movies. I want to read the books, but nothing's ever going to change my opinon on that. Arnold did a good job on the first one. Better than the no talent piece of shit they've gotten for the 2011 film. Belch.

[WatchRyder]

@travisanderson7

The trouble is Conan was never an over muscled super-man.

He was more leaner than Arnolds Conan because he'd be climbing mountains and roaming the outdoors etc.

He had the strength but also the speed.

[Keepskatin]

@WatchRyder You are so negative and race biased. This show was great as it was,and I use to like it as a kid.Now 13 years later I found it on Netflix and I love it even more.I'm on episode 5 now,thank goodness for Netflix.

[slam007one]

Any one has Conan The adventurer TV series, please upload in youtube

Thanks in advance

[dawood88]

the only conan is arny ! nobody else can take his place

[ss2silversurfer]

deadleeash, your funny as shit lol.

[AloneInTheDarkSucks]

lool

What. The. Fuck.

[Hotshotter3000]

I always hated the loincloth part. Seriously, in the 1982 movie he mostly wore trousers which I thought was far better than the ridicules fur loincloths/briefs that the rest always wore. They don't seem to work in a live action setting no matter how cool they look on paintings or in cartoons.

[1000alacranes]

Conan is the man of the hat, isn't it?

[ronwelker8]

ralf moeller's accent would be good for the upcoming role of THOR in Hollywood -- just like schwarzie made a good CONAN mit his accent deutsche

[ganimed1976]

Arnold has an austrian accent, he is from the small town Thal, which is in Steiermark......he speaks no german weiswurst accent.

You should be better informed about your politicians ;)

[Germanwarrior1]

you dick what do you think austrain is the german retard and arnolds father was in the waffen ss you moron ralph muller was the closest thing to arnold the could get remember all german males are supreme !! ARYIANS..

[ganimed1976]

My grandfather was in the SS too (51. Panzerdivision) but that´s nothing he, his family or I could be proud of.

Btw: You don´t know how to write the simple word "ARYAN" but you tell everybody you are one of these aryans. So who is a moron dick now?

[M34Clan8]

you primitive prick.

thats all i have to say, FUCK BONES

[LightYagame100000]

faggot

[mastermonarch]

this show was great I dont care what anyone says.

[deadleeash]

mastermo your a retard,the show was gawdawfu

[uiui69perere]

he needs more GH in his body ...and speak less and more hair ...i think testosterona killled some hair of him !!

ask the formula to ARNOLD

[SteelWool91]

roflcopter

[Driliasphd]

This series was horrible...lol

[browndemon386]

jews dont like it lol!!

[kevinkarimi]

but who likes jews?

[Eceoes]

OMG this was my favorite show when I was a kid. It has this old school sword and socery charm to it that you just can't find today.

Seriously for a low budget show, this was great.

[gardengnome41341]

someone needs to die for making this.....

[Eceoes]

are you kidding me? this show was great! Sure the acting was not the best, but this was low budget, and it was still great. Everything was well constructed, and Ralf Muller made a great conan.

[NotPennysBoat2]

what the fuck is this?

[Whitelionman6]

This looks like a Gang bang porn!

[dave997]

crom would be furious if he saw this abomination

[prigual]

true : D

[Eceoes]

Sure this deviated from the original idea of Conan, but overall this was a great show.

[deadleeash]

"overall this was a great show"

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

[Eceoes]

Whats your problem kid???

I voiced my opinion and it made sense. It was a decent show, and had a great plot.

[fatsotomuscles]

@dave997 Bwahahahhahahahhaa!!!!! Goood one!~

[ultramegatrion]

@dave997 i agree..this is an insult to  CROM....

[blink180heights]

@dave997 lmao

[travisanderson7]

@dave997 "Crom was angered, and the earth shook, and fire and wind struck down these "actors", and they threw their bodies into the waters."

[bienenpabst]

wieso lief das nie in deutschland ?

zu peinlich ?

als arnold noch son scheiss akzent hatte ham sie ihn synchronisietrt,war hier kein geld mehr für da?

[erikgehrig]

das kam in deutschland auf dem ZDF hat sogar mit produzirt war der großte mist den es gibt

[KAZZTHECAT]

can someone upload the series please, or if its around here pliz direct me to it, i remeber a few batches of this show, it was a little good, it thk..

[HelpSaveTheEarth2051]

did you find the series?direct me to it if you did

[c0nman101]

thats the guy from BEERFEST!!!

[stevenrf69]

what if conan met op prime?

[zaikoh84]

lol its shit.

[menchMonkey]

i remember this series.This show was a joke

[iqwaxzi]

NOT completely worthless (I liked the Pilot episode) but definately below Hercules TLJ, New Sinbad, Beastmaster series & even Roar.

[reggie135]

This guy is perfect for superhero flicks

I see him playing colossus in x men 4 or better yet .

Bro dyes his hair blond and takes up the roll of THOR in the thor and avenger movies stated to come out soon.

[Almuada84]

ARNOLD IS BETTER!!!

[funckydog88]

@Almuada84 But Ralf is better of Momoa

[jsledgehammer]

WTF?

Would rather read Groo the Wanderer. At least that was meant to be funny. :)

[shade231]

man I remember this 1. Shit actors and shit acting. I mean wth is a migit doing their? They're supposed to be theifs. He couldn't even reach a cash bax.

[Eceoes]

Are you kidding, I thought this was my favorite show when I was a kid.

[jackisjack]

It seems all Conan talk the same...

[caffi1]

the cartoon show is better than this

[Ceaaa22]

So much bad acting from bad scripts, so little time !

[princeigor1122]

Haha this show should have been called Conan the Bavarian since the main actor is a german xD

[ENKOSHAHA]

Im wondering why somebody didnt make real conan the cimmerian whit dark hair and blue eys and full of scars, this show is crap but i use to watch it as a child tho heh

[theeholygoalie]

2010 new $100 million Conan movie based on the REH books with a black haired blue eyed Conan starring in it

[cGeer15]

That would be really cool. Moeller does look a lot more like Conan than Arnie... sad to say. Who would be in it?

[theeholygoalie]

don't know who they've got in mind maybe Gerard Butler they've got Brett Ratner directing it

[fyrestorme123]

wtf.. this isn't conan, just some cheap tv spinoff..

FAIL

[EverybodyLovesAdolf]

Eat the dwarf!

[Vetis213]

They turned Conan into Hercules: the Camp Journeys. Shocking.

[figliodigiacomo]

crom's balls this looks like a silly show!

[Eceoes]

I use to love this show.

[Stillwater100]

I always hated how they insisted on working comic relief (like Mickey from Seinfeld) into a show like this, as if Howard's Conan would actually waste his time hanging around cowards like that. Ah well, that must be why he hung up his sword, picked up das boot of beer, and went to Germany to compete in Beerfest.

[thingjob]

I never watched the show after I saw that comic crap in it. Conan needs to be on HBO or some other channel where they can show him for the kickass womanizing barbarian we know and love.

[Sunkene]

Hahahaha, "That's an Apehhh, hidin' in tha treesh"

[scatmanwfm]

conans gonna slay that bitch with his flesh sword

[esideras]

hahahahaa

[Greenandscaly]

Is Conan the gladiator from Germania in the film "Gladiator"?

[schwarzenative]

yeah its ralf moeller, he was also mr universe in the mid 80s

[fairjudged]

well i dunno im sure the were some like hot egyptian princesses or something

[TheEvilPadawan]

One of the best shows ever!!! I miss it so much

[yol5689]

I know what you mean I have the entire series at home and can still watch it with the same interest as to when i was a child

[TheEvilPadawan]

Yeah bro im gonna go and buy em too. Id love to watch it all over again :D

[amarmehta01]

I completely forgot about this show!

[ARavenLunatic]

Dear Martind1000:  Thanks for the teaser...so which ep is this? I can't remember...must've something to do with the handsome,sexy, near nekkid menfolk. hehehe

Got any more Conan clips? Another teaser please! }:O

[robotshark1]

haha arnold

[ScornedbySara]

Was Aly Dunne a 'giving' woman? You know what I mean. ;)

[rezzaromeo]

why do they make everything look so clean in these series? just takes alot from the shot when everyone knows the last thing you would do when rocking upto a island full of monsters after being on a boat for fuck knows how long is have a shave...

[mstheroff]

Rezzaromeo, you have it right. People would have been filthy. A buddy and I were watching this a while back, commenting on how hot some of the women were, but in reality, they'd smell like crap and be hairy as hell. This is 12,000 BC we're talking about.

[mstheroff]

Correction. 12K years ago; +/- 10,000 BC.

[FNeeser]

Since Robert E. Howard never said when Conan lives (10,000 BC is a date given by L. Sprague DeCamp), maybe Conan of Cimmeria had lived 35,000 years ago. Take a look at the threads in the websites Mongoosepublishing and "The REH Forum". :)

Regards,

Fernando.

[mstheroff]

Hey, Fernando, I'm a regular there and just happened to see a thread there just today, surprisingly. I never knew that was LSDC, though...good to know!

[kenrben]

God I Hate low quality Digital film, eek it makes me cringe so... reminds me of those horrendous Sci-Fi original movies gross.

[ivorypanic]

Martind1000 I think you'll find with that cast you had the makings of a good low budget porn film, not a televisation of one of the greatest literary characters ever. @_@

[ScornedbySara]

Why is Conan one of the greatest literary characters ever? Aside from his hatred of magic, what makes him a three dimensional personality?

[5797]

It is all a matter of opinion, but I feel he has depth. His mind was as agile as his body. Unlike many of his people, he had a wanderlust, a urge to see the world. True to his friends, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, I think it goes. And always, no matter how "civilized" he became, he always stayed true to his Cimmerian roots.

[ScornedbySara]

I do think Conan was unique, but for me, the greatest literary character would either be Joseph K from The Trial or Holden Caulfield from Catcher in the Rye.

[watmonki]

Honestly "one of the greatest literary characters ever" was largely due not to R.E.H's unique creation but the literary execution of certain stories, hour of the dragon & the frost giants dhgtr being great examples imo. Enduring 70+ years, personal accolades from many writers, & a huge fan base, such a distinction seems well deserved. Huge MMORPG aorund the corner as well =) if you'd like to explore Hyboria in 3D

[schmohly]

...don't forget Howard is credited with actually creating the sub-genre of 'Sword and Sorcery'. Conan's indominable, too bad Howard wasn't.

[3monkies]

I would like to see a new Conan movie with a 300 or Pathfinder look and feel to it. I love that shit! For Godsake let's get someone who looks like a Cimmerian (long flowing black hair, steely blue eyes and ripped to the max!) I don't like this Xena copy crap at all...

[TheRealC0nan]

sorry but i feel this version did not do conan justice, it just doesn't feel right..

[wanageeska]

Perfect exampleof the stupification of the original conan films. Lets face it, if its not milius' conan, then its not conan. I do like the guy here who plays conan, but it shouldn;t be directed like a Hallmark movie.

[martind1000]

I couldn't agree more....

[Kerensky21]

Incorrect.

If it is not R.E. HOWARD'S CONAN, then it's not Conan at all.

Milius' Conan does not hold a candle to the original, bloodier, darker Conan the Barbarian stories by Robert E. Howard written in the 1930s.

[nidhoggstrike]

"What was that"

A lens flare.

[martind1000]

Actually, it was CGI....;-)

[nidhoggstrike]

I knew that. It was a CGI lens flare. Us tech types call the special effect you used a lens flare.

[Dakilangmoomoo]

who is the bald guy in this vid?

[martind1000]

To answer Sickfixx's question, she may be beautiful, but I found her difficult to Direct.

[Sickfixx]

I just want to know details about the actress that played Karela, Aly Dunne. How nice was it to work with such a beautiful woman?

[Rojtok]

hurf