Little Britain - Guns!

[palemco]

dumpert... :L

[YourUndeadUncle]

that and the labels and packaging.

[YourUndeadUncle]

I have an ACR (Bushmaster, 15 rounds) an M16A4 120 blanks, Model Winchester 1887, (freakin hard 2 get) no rounds, G36c + aCOG scoped sight 3 mags. + AK74-u 125 round drum + grenade launcher 1 shell non- explosive (prize possession)

[ToxinBlade]

@YourUndeadUncle nice did you learn that from watching call of duty videos?

[zma924]

@YourUndeadUncle Ya... maybe lay off the call of duty before posting your fake collection

[lhatemimes]

@YourUndeadUncle Doubt you even have one of those guns.

They all probably cost more than your car individually.

[LewisTee08]

@YourUndeadUncle How the fuck is a Winchester 1887 hard to get? plus your collection is clearly fake

[Poleon33]

I thought British humor was dry... ^^

[CrypticalK]

Average intentional homicide rate per year per 100,000 inhabitants for years 2000-2009:

United States: 5.52

United Kingdom: 1.61

The murder rate in America is more than 3 times higher than in Britain... largely because of guns!

[FPSG3RMANY]

sop@CrypticalK Your a fool! In America our murder rate is not because of guns retard, it's because we have a bigger population, nearly 4x as much. the UK has roughly 65 mil citizens, the USA has over 300 mil ;) And why is America stereotyped about guns even though it's hard to get them here, when you can go to somalia and buy fucking RPGs when you're 15? So do the world a favor and stop spouting bull shit.

[grisflyt]

@FPSG3RMANY Gun-related death rates:

USA: 15.22 per 100,000, Homicides: 7.07 per 100,000

England: 0.46 per 100,000, Homicides: 0.07 per 100,000

From Wikipedia "List of countries by firearm-related death rate"

American!

[xjtbarnesx]

@grisflyt To be fair, the US has the highest rate of gun ownership amongst developed nations; that statistic is an entirely predictable corollary of that fact. Further, ~60% of those homicides are actually suicides. That the rest of the world favors other means of suicide has more to do with convenience and accessibility than culture.

[FPSG3RMANY]

@grisflyt Notice how puny your country is compared to england and America ;) And your a dumb ass for believing wikipedia, those statistics are not reliable anyone could have made them up. And once again America has over 300 million citizens, so naturally gun related injuries/ crime will be higher.

Swede!

[uzijohn]

@CrypticalK,

This is politically incorrect but being true I'll say it anyway, subtract all shooting and murders committed by blacks and you'll find American statistics lower than Britain, Canada and most European countries.

America doesn't have a gun problem, its inner city hoods fighting and killing each other to control the illegal drug trade.

[CJCymru]

it pisses me off so much that americans think they're untouchable from the other end of the stick. I've lose count how many times shows like Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons and such has taken the piss out of the Welsh like myself. But I see the funny side of it, but obviously the americans can't handle a but of banter

[DeAztec62]

@CJCymru when have they taken the piss out of the welsh?

[CJCymru]

@DeAztec62 here is a video to answer your question /watch?v=-S7_UAs7dAE

[TheMultiGunMan]

★★★★★

That was awesome! This clip sums up all of us Gun owners! :-)

[VinnyS914]

They can laugh at us all they want. We can laugh because when we have a home invasion we actually have the ability to defend ourselves

[TheAlexagius]

@VinnyS914 but not here in the uk, i fell much safer knowing i can't defend my family, i don't really

[klapetekm]

@VinnyS914 shutta fuck up twat

[VinnyS914]

@klapetekm Don't be jealous because I have a better government. If your ancestors had bigger balls you too would enjoy freedom. Oh shit the Queen, get on your knees.

[omipe3]

@klapetekm

go fuck ur self hater! :)

[Amorr666]

Ahsha, you butthurt janjirs

[SlowStarted]

Awesome sketch. And cred to all americans that actually got self-distance.

[LawrenceOlaf]

Just out of interest, can anyone name all the guns on the table at the beginning?

[gmcq27]

@LawrenceOlaf I know the uzi, colt, rafika (Something like that), I do believe that's the luger, M16 by the look of it, some form of revolver and some rifle, a second colt, a USP i think, Mp5, wa2000 or remington shotgun, couple more colts and a P90. Not sure on some of them but that's the general lot

[LawrenceOlaf]

@gmcq27 0:04 From left to right: Mauser C96 pistol, Beretta 93R pistol, possible a M1911 pistol (not sure what model), Uzi (not sure what), Iver-Johnson Enforcer Pistol, Single Action Army revolver and Winchester Model 70

0:06 M1911 (referred to as a "Colt 45"), Heckler & Koch Mark 23 pistol and Bushmaster A3 (possible an M16)

0:09 FN P90 machine gun, two M1911s (not sure what model), Heckler & Koch MP5SD machine gun and either a Remington 870 or a Mossberg 500 shotgun.

[gmcq27]

@LawrenceOlaf Nice one.

[LewisTee08]

@LawrenceOlaf Colt M1911, Ballester Molina, FN P90, H&K MP5SD, Shotgun could be anything really (i think its an FN Police), Colt M16A2, USP.45, AMT Hardballer, Mauser 1912, M93R, Silver pistol is unknown to me, i wouldve said an R700 but in the vid its a Winchester 70, Uzi, I hav eno idea what that PDW, looks like a ruger mini 14 with a shortened barrel, and a Revolver of some kind i dont know my revolvers

[LewisTee08]

@LewisTee08 the AMT is a 1/4 barrel

[janemagill2]

@LewisTee08 Wow with that knowledge you must have a tiny penis

[LewisTee08]

@janemagill2 not really, i just learn quickly with things im interested in, see the gun once and its in my memory. That musn't happen to you so i feel sorry for you, you have probably forgotten what a penis is

[janemagill2]

@LewisTee08 a what?

[LewisTee08]

@janemagill2 Google it ;)

[100Cozmo]

isn't little Britain meant to be in Britain

[HolyWestCoast]

haha a50 caliber rifle makes him jizz his pants, i wonder what a minigun or a bazooka will do lol

[jetix2462000]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooool

[Humanoids]

oh dear, so much butthurt in the comments.

[LebaneaseRebel]

The Irony ...

It's Ok When Americans make fun of other people , but when want to joke around about them its wrong ...

[thompsonjeremiah]

@LebaneaseRebel I am an American, and i laughed my ass off. the "americans" you speak of are liberals.

[osmosys808]

@LebaneaseRebel It's fine I'm American and this is funny.

[Donatellangelo]

Hahahahahaaa, that was so f'n funny!

[KamiKaZantA]

It's a BEAST!

[zanemato]

BARRET 50CALLLL!!11

[Lankie89]

Funny!!!! I like the Redneck accent!!!!!

[andrewm153351]

The first thing this stupid british video said was a lie.

"One thing is that America can be proud of is that they have more deaths from firearms than any other country in the world"

WRONG.

Here are some countries that have more firearm related deaths per capita than the U.S.

South Africa, Columbia, Mexico, Thailand, Guatemala, Brazil, Estonia.

And by the way, an A3 bushmaster isn't a machine gun its a rifle. IDIOTS.

[Shadolad]

@andrewm153351 Yeah, its called a joke... not a lie -_-

[petsell93]

@andrewm153351 it's a fucking joke!

-support the 2nd amendment-

[HighAsDenman]

@andrewm153351 Your mums balls are a joke just like this clip. except your mums balls are real .. mmmkay mr americunt

[andrewm153351]

@HighAsDenman

ooooo saying my mother has testicles sure does hurt my feelings....i don't know what im going to do with my life now that you have said this.....

Tell your mother to give me my money. She doesn't work the streets for free you know. ;)

[machinimafan77]

@andrewm153351 Who cares? It's a sketch.

[TheAnnaGurlisBack]

@andrewm153351 Umm..Exuse me, no disrespect but........F**k off American Bastard!!

[elsparx]

@andrewm153351 Stfu you butthurt faggot.

[iFinlander]

@andrewm153351 Relax bro, its just a fucking joke. Don't take it so seriously, gheez....

[iBaNezRG95]

@andrewm153351 Yeah, just keep comparing the U.S which has 300.000.000 ppl living there to countries like Estonia. FOR FUCKS SAKE ASSHOLE ARE YOU COMPLETELY RETARTED? Estonia has 1.200.000 inhabitants, It's a bit diffirent scale than U.S.A faggot. Stupid gay american. Go back to fucking school.

[mufc4527]

@andrewm153351

are you deaf? he said US has more gun murders than any other country, which it does. doesn't matter about per capita. and it's called a joke, people have them sometimes.

[JakeL33T989]

I had to watch this 3 times until I noticed the llittle party down there.

[FEAR709]

great accent

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

25 people are not Charlton Heston

[88cherokeekid]

I'm a gun loving/owning American. I thought it was pretty funny...

[joagj1978]

I love it. Just what USA needs. A little dose of self irony. The british car show, Top Gear, for instance went to the States and almost got stoned to death with their brit humor going through Alabama. :D

[1eminemkid]

@joagj1978 america are pricks and cant take a joke

[coolakiIlen007]

@joagj1978 yeah, they didnt thought americans were as stupid as they joked about that they were... but that episode shows just how stupid americans really are. love top gear, they always herass (spelling..) americans!

[wingcapn887]

Do you stupid yanks actually think we belive this shit? ITS BLOODY COMEDY FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Oh and for your information we Brits are a lot more PC than you, for example the number one baby name in the uk has just been announced as mohammed....

[Crepin1up]

@wingcapn887 You actually believe that people believe this shit? You're the bloody comedy here.

[txcombatvetx2]

@wingcapn887 So you are proud that GB's become an Islamic nation? Your country has truly become a nation of pussies. Go drink a pint, smoke a fag, and butt fuck your mate. The muzzies will bring Sharia to your neighborhood soon enough. Mohamed being the number one name in Great Britain is a badge of shame, not something to be reveled with.

[LucasFlandria]

@txcombatvetx2 get over yourself

im not a brit but they certainly arent pussies

i dare u to say that again to some brits when u r in England =)

let me know when u do, im bringing the popcorn!

[DogGhost21]

@LucasFlandria

xD

[TurboTheTurtwig]

@txcombatvetx2

How dare you say that! Britain is a great Nation! We helped your asses lots of time! Show some respect.

[TheAlexagius]

@TurboTheTurtwig a great nation, where you get shot in your home because you have no gun lol

[TurboTheTurtwig]

@TheAlexagius

Are you mad? Britain has guns, I've seen people use rifles.

[TheAlexagius]

@TurboTheTurtwig yeah a rifle great for defending your home a bolt action no doubt? but no hand guns pistols aka the weapons that you'd need to defend your self and the gun ownership is 1/64 of population not 2/3 like in usa

[TurboTheTurtwig]

@TheAlexagius

Typical bloody americans, always talking about guns.

You are fatter than us, you would be nothing without Britain, you are currently trillions in debt and your country is getting worse. Hahha.

[TheAlexagius]

@TurboTheTurtwig yeah typical americans, even though i live i the uk cause i'm english, epic fail read my comment further up "i feel much safer living in the uk", so your insults are not insults as you beleive i'm some one else, and fyi our national dept is increasing as is our obesity, so epic fail

[TurboTheTurtwig]

@TheAlexagius

Oh god that's embarassing. You are insulting our own country, piss off then if you don't like it.

[TheAlexagius]

@TurboTheTurtwig no i'm insulting our dumb laws the uk is one of the est counries on earth yet the laws on firearms are one of the dumbest

[TurboTheTurtwig]

@TheAlexagius

I agree that our fire arms rules aren't perfect but I think it's because of a few incidents we have had.

[TheAlexagius]

@TurboTheTurtwig my point is simple though they could have happened anyway if the people has used illegal guns, like in london gangs with mac 10s, its the drugs(like alchohol in america in the 20s an 30s) that cause the crime not the guns as criminals buy guns illegally as they are not tracable, and if anything it proves that what we need it to check that people who buy guns are sane, like the recent mass shooting the police din't have a mental examintation, the poeple behind the weapons are the

[TheAlexagius]

@TurboTheTurtwig killers, any why should i have my rights infringed due to some crazy dude? why can criminals get militry grade weapons lie mac 10s uzis and i cannot even get a semi auto ar 15? its silly i know but wht can you do? aside from trying to get secion 5 status not much

[TurboTheTurtwig]

@txcombatvetx2

You are so racist. The U.S was formed by immigrants yet do you see us saying that your pussies. Dumbass.

[1eminemkid]

@txcombatvetx2 shut the fuck up you dirty fat cunt before i come to america and kick your fucking teeth in

[TekkenFan13]

@txcombatvetx2 dude its u that has the retarded country you call football soccer and u call rugby football are u lot brain dead and come to england will fuck u fat basterds up anytime

[ApurtureSci]

Is it just me or are most of these airsoft guns......

[DJalex133]

LOL

[rockvagos1]

Haha lmfao this shits the best

[jtbell04]

THIS IS WHAT BRITS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

[DJalex133]

@jtbell04 No we just done this for a joke xD

[1eminemkid]

@jtbell04 it's a joke you dumb cunt it's just that we have a sense of humour?

[adrastea99]

"more deaths from guns than any other country in the world"

I guess one thing the British can be very proud of is lying through their teeth

[Goatoftheforest]

even in firearms deaths we're #1! USA USA USA!

[GroundInfantry]

uzi, m93r, 1911, c96, winchester, saa, .45 smg, car 15, ww2 1911, kk mk.23 usp, mp5, wi1000, 1911, 1911, fn p90, bushmaster a3, m82a1

[TekkenFan13]

Its a beast !

[SJMJ91]

Clever how they did the erect cock... unless it was his real one lol

[KamiKaZantA]

...it's a BEAST!

[teddybeerineenpak]

lol i wouldn't even noticed the whole joke if they hadn't zoomed in, thumbs up if you agree

[MacHazzer]

@teddybeerineenpak

I think the 90 degree turn does the trick. Besides, the real joke is what he says at the end. You don't have to zoom in for that.

[teddybeerineenpak]

@MacHazzer

i wouldn't noticed that

[neforce]

Guns are for pussys! I strike with beerglasses!

[NigelGriff]

@neforce That's why you're a real man.

[TheAlexagius]

@neforce yeah so all soldiers are pussies nice one like my grandad who fought the nazis in ww2 was a pussy by your reconing?

[ilovebusshystuff911]

Hey buddy, you forgot to add the M16A4 assault rifle. Lol

[jeebateeba56]

@ilovebusshystuff911 The gun he picks up, the Bushmaster A3, is an M16 variant.

[ilovebusshystuff911]

@jeebateeba56 really? huh,never knew that, thankz 4 correctingz me :P

[MortalKombatSON]

@jeebateeba56 also known as the bushA3

[jeebateeba56]

In case anyone wanted to know, guns shown on table: Colt Army Revolver 1860 Winchester 70 M14 Mod 0 Enhanced Micro-Uzi Colt M1911 (Regular and Nickel-Plated) M93 Raffica C96 Mauser Bushmaster A3 USP .45 Winchester W1200 MP5 SD FN P90

[rb21122b]

Great video. That happens to me.

[TheJimsterJim]

americans are verry pattriotic and cant take a joke! soo funny though!

[geestarshizzle]

ridiculous you can easily get a gun in the usa

[andrewduhmetroid]

uhm america has more deaths fro firearms? no that would be somalia or brazil

[clasikrock]

@andrewduhmetroid Per capita maybe, but because US has a much bigger population than somalia/brazil they will have more deaths total.

[flusck]

@clasikrock i'm VERY sure the statistic is averaged amongst deaths per 1000 ppl population or something like that, so absolute population numbers don't play any role in that...

[m4dw4ck]

@andrewduhmetroid

not at all.. its america for sure.

never have i heard about a guy blasting all of his co-workers outside of the us.

that shit only happens in the us because people have easy acces to guns.

[DonCsicsi]

Little Britain is cool, i liked the original better but the USA version is also great. And fun to read some comments, most american people is so cool with laughing on others but can't laught on themself, it's just pathetic sometimes.

[jackcoglin]

its a colt 1911 retarded yank fucker

[WinchesterRanger]

I guess it makes them feel better to mock things they can never own.

[jeabo0adhd]

Typical anti gun people: Ignorant of guns.

[isdeblieft]

@jeabo0adhd you re such a shitbag

[jeabo0adhd]

@isdeblieft

I admit I didn't see the largest gun of all until this second viewing. AHA. I thought this was a political statement. Whoops!

[TheWordsOfGandhi]

G36k 5.56x45mm with a aac soud flash supresor + Eotech 512 + PEQ-2 and a vertical grab... oh! oh shit ! had a bit of a mag dump there; that was nice.

[powercord123456]

@TheWordsOfGandhi loooooool i had a mag dump ROFL

:D

[NigelGriff]

I'd blow my load if i had a M82A1 with a Nightforce 12-42x56. Dream weapon.

[glacierlily]

If fully automatic weapons were legal this would turn into a porno.

[spizzenergie]

I do like big guns too...

[Smallvillefan67]

oh my! lol

I never get tired of LB or LB U.S.A.!

[fishyfish2000]

no1 cares about cod its a comedy program not a discusion over guns

[yetitracker]

didn't research the weapons but funny as hell!

[scarby]

is there anythign funny about that atall?

[wraith509]

what is with the laugh track on parts that are least funny?

[Milligan10000]

it's little britain USA, so they made it like a Merkin show, canned laughter...

[CountGrishnak]

Look at his groin ;)

[xbarryx08]

thats the way it is

[dailixia]

Brilliant! And not a bad Amurrican accent, either.

[69rd96]

This is the best British comedy ever!

[hulkman554]

i know all of these guns of by heart the p90,usp .45 and i know the berreta 50 .cal

[xbarryx08]

yep you have probablery played call of duty 4 matey

[X9000BulletsX]

Yeah and you play CoD4?

The first one he picks up is a Colt Government the one after is as he said Winchester Model 70.

The one he said was the A3, was actually referring to the M16A3, dunno why he said A3?

Then the Barret M82, probably called it the .50 because most people know it by that, considering CoD is on the rise.

[Milligan10000]

That's because it is a .50 cal...

[Reinmika]

if you know all of them I suppose you mean the m82a1 barret model .50 cal..

[aBLINKtoTHEpast]

but it seems you cannot spell the names properly either! Beretta

[amillionminutes]

I can relate.

[Arminius92]

that was really a nice stereotype =)

[Wickenburgz]

Oh my! that`s nasty <3

[pikabko1]

Oh sick!

[ssjarron]

u realise he has a boner when he pickes up a gun LOL at the end he CUMS hahh

[angelzpoo]

yeh lets play state the mother fkin obvious u khunte stain~!

[Lasermannen]

These guys are hilarious but isn't it called "assault rifle" rather than machine gun?

[AttackLvl3]

Yea it is.

But the guy talking was probably soo distracted :p

[UkPR0]

no the first sniper is (m40A3) or some shit like that.

[TubbyDonuts]

actually, its an R700

[UkPR0]

dude R700 sucks dick.

[sasabe121]

i was a barrett sniper, it is a beast...

[du1987de]

And we should take lessons in firearms from someone who has a physical relationship with corpses? ;)

[theadamc]

he jizzed..in his pants haha

[Legitimated]

"you gota know what you doing when you hold a big powerful gun like this. or it will 'SPRAY' everywhere" LOL

[amarieoflothlorien]

I've got a small personal collection of 2000 gunes! LOL!

[amarieoflothlorien]

I want a bushmaster!!!

[chelseafcman2]

ir an m4 carbine

[Yukikazehalo]

looked like a M16A2.

[Alfrey619]

Americans can't be arsed to make their own language , so they copy ours

[ChipmunkForEver]

"The Bushmaster" xD

[DoctorJonathanCrane]

HAHAHA LMAO

[ceMJ]

Never knew David could do the American accent. Good boy! :)

[ted5529608]

wicked !!

[schlegel19]

This was so good. I laughed my ar*e off.

I've never seen it before, so thanks for uploading.

[zacklaurent66]

PRE-CUM!

[ChronicKnight]

I didnt noticed it until you said it....

[flashmp]

Sorry to bring up actual facts here people but more than half of those 'gun' deaths are suicides. Also, crime rates for crimes like burglary and robbery are lower in the states than the UK. Also, guns are not legal in alot of areas and those areas where they are illegal there is higher crime just like the UK. You can laugh at yanks for having guns if you want but has taking away weapons from people in the UK stopped crime or made victims more vulnerable?

[REnightmare]

Fucking hilarious.

[GeorgeSampsonroks]

God that was so funny but you can't beat proper little britain. Cuz little britain usa doesn't really make that much sense

[DisneyBaby08]

but its still funny though , LMAO!

[00martaa]

lol, im totally bored of guns now, i need to go and do something totally different. hahaha made my day watching this clip on tv when it was first aired.

[nessman930]

and he jizzed in his pants! lol

[tabletennisperson]

LMFAO

[flushitdown]

I'm a huge Little Britain fan, but I think the UK version was million times better.

[adamskiyo]

I think there as good as each other but series 1 on the UK version can't be beaten, that was genius!

[ConnorPaganini]

how the hell does he blow his loads over guns!!!