Hitler learns the end of A Dance with Dragons -SPOILERS.wmv

[scorpz721]

Bullshitbullshitbullshit fuck whoever put this on cant be true martin!!!!

[mysteryrocker123]

I literally finished the book 1 minute ago

WHY JON!!!!! WHYYYYY

he was my favourite :(

I cant wait to read more of Dany tho, ABOUT TIME SHE TORE SHIT UP WITH HER DRAGON

[Hoovman28]

My response to Snows death was similar to Hitlers except i think mine was worse.

[porskoff]

@Hoovman28 @mysteryrocker123Oh, come on! Jon IS NOT DEAD! Just a few stabs, the giant was there and the wildlings, and Melisandre, too, they won't let them kill him properly. GRRM says he's not dead. Or at least hints at that much.

[buffer545]

Hey! What about Victarion?

[birdcagemind]

Fuck everything, in my heart I believe that Jon will survive, side with the wildlings, and pull off an Anakin Skywalker on the Night's Watch, killing everyone from Bowen Marsh to Cotter Pyke to Satin(everyone except Dolorous Ed because Dolorous Ed is God). And when the Wall has been destroyed, Jon invades Westeros to claim the throne that is rightfully his as Rhaegar's natural son, because Aegon VI is a fake.

[jesusshaves]

Just about sums up my reaction to what happened to Jon Snow.

[ironknight5990]

I thought Daenerys wasn't sick; she was just getting her menstrual cycle-- which is important because after Rhaego's abortion by Mirri Maz Durr, Dany is now able to give birth.

[Danhra]

@ironknight5990 because the son rose in the west and set in the east and fufilled Mirri Maz Durr's prophecy....ohhhhhhhh :p

I actually just learned of that connection yesterday...... so I'm pretty excited about it, sorry haha

[floppykid]

The book sucked, hard. Jon Snow's "death" was predictable.

[AankerStoneshield]

Why aren't people happy with the sudden turn of events? We finally got what we wanted since Eddard was killed in A Game of Thrones: Cersei has been overthrown, the Lannisters are about to get destroyed and the brother of Tywin Lannister is also dead! :D I love the way G.R.R.M. uses PoV switching to make us favour one character over the other... :P

[birdcagemind]

@AankerStoneshield fuck off man, i loved kevan lannister. he was the only lannister without a personality problem.

[MonkeyPlonk]

I pretty much reacted the same way hitler did...

[snedden27]

I love the part of ' Jon Targerian Tattoo' lolz

[ImperialGuard9001]

"Is that to remain alive you have to be son of a bitch or a asshole?!" hahaha

[darthchris19]

by the way what did he mean with the howland reed part?

[Ninotchkaful]

@darthchris19 Well, Howland Reed is the only one (alive) who knows what really happened at the Tower of Joy the day Lyanna Stark died... so... =)

[darthchris19]

@Ninotchkaful ok when was that mentioned?

[Ninotchkaful]

@darthchris19 AGOT, when Ned tells the story of the end of the war and Lyanna's death. ASOS, when Ned Dayne tells Arya about his uncle's death, his aunt's death and his milk brotherhood with Jon Snow. And I believe Meera and Jojen Reed tell Bran something about that too in ACOK ;)

[Levination]

@darthchris19 mostly in a game of thrones but if you search EDDARD'S DREAM on youtube you can hear it, eddard has a dream of him fighting the three most badass kingsguard with six of his men and only eddard and howland reed make it back.(why would three kingsguard including the lord commander be protecting lyanna at the edge of dorne they are suppose to protect the royal family therefore i think lyanna was pregnant with jon.

[darthchris19]

mellisandre will save snow!!! you guys have to see that right?

[EmmaBeeba]

The awkward moment where you relate strongly to Hitler. 

[ltwardog1989]

GRRM you POS. why. why jon snow. i officially hate you. first you take ned stark from me, then, you take rob stark and now jon snow. of all the starks to kill why not kill that ugly bitch sansa and leave snow and arya to rule winterfell :@. the only good thing hes done was kill that blonde faggot joffrey. now kill his bitch mother

[rhBOSS]

Jon is dead. Just another "fuck you" from Martin to all those people who keep looking for archetypal heroes/villains in the Song. Besides, his storyline always was a bit tedious, but in ADWD it became downright boring.

[jdenicholls]

@rhBOSS I'm impressed with a hater who ploughed through 5 books, some of which are nearly as long as the entire LotR trilogy, only to announce that the storyline "always was a bit tedious".

[rhBOSS]

@jdenicholls I meant that Jon`s chapters have been my least favourite part of the books for quite some time now. I didn`t mean SOIAF storyline in general. In fact, I`m a huge fan of the Song.

[jdenicholls]

@rhBOSS Ah I apologise, I read your post wrongly. Derp. The only storylines I find tedious are Dany's and the Dornish ones. But each to their own.

[rhBOSS]

@jdenicholls Come to think of it, Dany`s were really tedious too. At least we didn`t get any of Sansa`s "damsel in distress" BS this time. She just goes with the tide from one plotpoint to another, and this annoys the hell out of me. Although I`d like to learn something about activities of certain Littlefinger.

[jdenicholls]

@rhBOSS You gotta have some weak characters for variety I guess, but yeah hate on Sansa. Tbh how much I enjoy each chapter seems to coincide with how much I like the character. Although Cersei's were great and I'm not her biggest fan.

[ninabernaerts]

F***ing BRILLIANT!

[westeros]

Amazing, bravo :)

[Nilla6]

I rarely laugh at those Hitler videos because they've been so overdone but this shows pretty accurately my boyfriend's reaction when I told him about his fav character's death.

Also, I saw what you did with 'Stannis.'

Also also, I just compared my boyfriend to Hitler. My day was not wasted.

[Ninotchkaful]

@Nilla6 hahahahahaha xD xD

[88BookSnake88]

The real Dragon is Drogon who gets possessed by that billion year old root dude while Bran the swamp chick ride him south to finish the work for peace Jon started. He does not unite them under his rule but Arrya and Barathion's Bastard Bull will rule the Trident, Sansa the Vale, Theon Greystark and Fake Arrya the Iron Born, and Tyrion the West. The Targarions rule the Reach and Dorn because those are the guys who wanted them before. Most of that will probably happen too.

[superdoopergaryhoope]

theres not a chance that jon will die Martin mightnt have a problem killing off favourites but Jon definetly going to be there at the end

[MrGerakis100]

brilliantly done

[JRoze555]

Whoever made this, thank you. I threw that book to the floor when he got stabbed the fourth time. Either he is dead, or he will spend the entirety of the next book recovering from his wounds and not able to do anything, OR he'll be a totally different character after a magical ressurection. We get it George! You're not afraid to kill people! Now progress the fucking plot!!! It's becoming gimmicky now...

[HetaHamy]

@JRoze555 Wait, even if he died, he would be inside his wolf. That is, if he is not Azor Ahai

[xmichaelibertyx]

Spoiler Alert

He's going to come back!!!! Jon Snow Knows it all baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drocto21]

true, beric dondarrion was killed many times and brought back by thoros of myr, let us not forget he has a red priestess at the wall who could very well bring him back to life.

[KngSol]

At the very least Mel is there, and we all know how Rhllor deals with death

[Nint3nd04lif3]

Jon can't be dead, we still have no idea who his mom is.

[mekarequeenofthedamn]

@Nint3nd04lif3 I'm on book 2 and I suspect he's the bastard son of Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark

[DuduFilm]

came for funny video and get spoilers FTW

[Ninotchkaful]

@DuduFilm sorry, but I said that in the title of the video... spoilers, in big letters, as a warning =(

[DuduFilm]

@Ninotchkaful

well my bad than :( i just started 4th book so why i keep reeding comments , god damm my own curiosity :S

[Ninotchkaful]

@DuduFilm I'm so very sorry you get spoiled... =( it's a big one, besides. Well, the books are worthy even if you know some events. Don't let that ruin your reading =)

[DuduFilm]

@Ninotchkaful

It' ok np...well honest i'm a big spoiler too :D already spoiled a lot of things to my friends...just can't keep so much inormation in me , so i get what I deserved i guess =))) 

[MrSkinnyBuh]

I was so fucking upset when i read this... I'm a jon snow fanboy so what... it was depressing... but yea he's PTWP fa sho.

[PaladinMesser]

This was pretty much my reaction too lol

[carterazozo]

The Stallin - Stannis part made me laugh so hard!

Very well done!

[sithlordnicca]

HAHAH TO ALL THE WHINING NAZIS

[sithlordnicca]

Books are awesome....but extremely depressing...all the best characters fucking die!

[behrooz4]

Guys guys. Look the cliffhanger death is always a cop-out.

POINT A: Catelyn at the Red Wedding. Slit her throat in the last sentece. But she's resurrected.

POINT B: Brienne's hanging by Stoneheart. "Dies" in the last sentence, but there she is is ADWD.

It's highly unlikely Jon is going to stay dead. But in my opinion, this is the end of his character as the hero. He's going to become a cruel, cold, dead bastard.

[WallisTylerJ]

@behrooz4 actually withe Brinee the quote was "as the rope tightened around her neck she screamed a word." It was probably sword as in reference to Stoneheart saying choose the rope or the sword. Basically either be hanged or kill Jamie.

[xPokkafication]

Like friggin' poetry.

[Bauernassi]

this so unfunny, if you are German...

[Ninotchkaful]

@Bauernassi =(

[mimine101]

@Bauernassi In every single one of those stupid Hitler parodies there is one German whining about how it's not funny for them. For crying out loud, turn the sound off and quit yer whining. Or don't watch it in the first place. Why do you feel the need to point out that you are German and it's not funny to you? WE DON'T CARE!

[maita184]

dont know if you remember, but in A Feast for Crows Maester Aemon said that the true Azor Ahai is Daenerys, so I'm sorry to say this, but Jon Snow is completely dead, and I liked him :(

[Ninotchkaful]

@maita184 Yeah. And before that, Maester Aemond said that the true Azor Ahai was Aegon. And before that, Maester Aemon said that the true Azor Ahai was Rhaegar. He has make mistakes, you know ;)

[Psgurl90069]

@Ninotchkaful YUP!! I'm so confused.

[darthchris19]

@Ninotchkaful ahm didnt he say that azor ahai was Daenerys?

[Ninotchkaful]

@darthchris19 No, he never did that =) that's what maester Aemon believed, that's all.

[mimine101]

@maita184 No way Jon is dead. GRRM is messing with us. Either he'll survive or even if he dies Melisandre will give him a little kiss and he'll be as good as new. There is also all the warg business but I'm pretty sure Azor Ahai should have two legs.

[iamkrohn]

I reacted like this to Jon Snow's "death" but remember what we where showed in the prolouge and what the red priest did for victorian. I beleive Jon Snow will die and be reborn. His soul will not leave he will just bunk with ghost for awhile while his new girlfriend the red priestess fixes his apartment up : )

[TheTraumarama]

If Catelyn can come back from a throat-slitting, Jon can survive a few measly stabbings. I thought Bran, Arya, and Davos were totally dead when they weren't.

[BeardedPriest]

it makes no difference to me whether Jon lives or dies... it is upsetting how he couldn't pull Longclaw though.... p.s. can anyone explain to me why Wick (The first to attack Jon) made that gesture after slashing at his lord commanders throat...?

[Ninotchkaful]

@BeardedPriest I guess he's trying not to be killed by Jon in self defense... Jon has just stop his attack and is going to step forward towards them :? pity he can't do it properly.

[NikolajSAndersen]

@Ninotchkaful Jon can't die!!!! He'll be back in the 6th book :< He's the only remaining badass ffs! :< (apart from Arya of course)

[decrepiddragon1]

@NikolajSAndersen you are forgetting Jaime Lannister and Barristan Selmy. 

[Ninotchkaful]

@NikolajSAndersen May Martin hear you...

[belzardable]

"oh jon, fuck me with your long claw"

[lenasluna]

Oh! I so agree with Hitler. Only Jon Snow can get this thing. What will hapen our Jon Targaryen tatoos now? XD I love the vid. Un saludo, Ni ;)

[Ninotchkaful]

@lenasluna Otro saludo para allá =) muchas gracias!

[Rhand007]

Fucking Brilliant!

[Ninotchkaful]

@johnmarstonism Or three. Or five. Who knows =( =( =(

[ReigningNinya1]

What a video!!! I never thought I'd say this but I sympathize with Hitler. And I feel thesame way. LMAO at Martin is a gardener!

[Ninotchkaful]

@ReigningNinya1 Indeed. And he DARES to wear his blue rose at his wedding? Sgrunt! hehehe 

[JackLewisMurdoch]

Guess he'll come back just like Beric nine-lived-lighting-lord Dondarrion. Melisandre's far a better red priest that fat bannerless drunkard of him. She'll kiss him, fuck him, or something else, and he'll be alright.

[Ninotchkaful]

@JackLewisMurdoch Heck, if she fucks him right now it would be... weird? hahahahaha

[GOPsithlord]

This video had it all especially for long time GRRM fans. Whereas I'm not as hardcore, having just completed "Dance", I am right there with this video's laments. Loved every minute though, even as George stuck the knife in...

[Ninotchkaful]

@GOPsithlord Well, since I'm kind of a Jon Shrieking Fan -despite of my age-, that scene kind of spoiled the fun for me =(

[brwise42]

oh wow. plot-armor made me l o l.

[beef4u2use]

This is oe of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. I like where you are coming from. I can't believe Martin did this to Jon either. I highly doubt he can come back from being stabbed 3 times so if he is not dead, he certainly won't be the same. The whole idea of being shoved into a wolf's form as a resolution, is bullshit. Great, he will spend the next 2 books with no ability to speak, no opposable thumbs and nothing to do other than bite things and lick his own balls.

[Ninotchkaful]

@beef4u2use agree. This would seriously suck =(

[deriv2008]

dumbledore didn't come back, and jon snow won't either

[Ninotchkaful]

@deriv2008 My, it's not the same being thrown out of the highest tower of Hogwarts than to be stabbed. Even if you don't count the fact that HP's characters don't come back from death, but ASoIaF do =)

[Sieglinde84]

This is even more hilarious than the Ned one. :D

Jon is obviously not staying dead.

[Ninotchkaful]

@Sieglinde84 =) hope so... ;)

[Davross]

Love the last line!

"You know nothing John Snow!"

[andrael]

Why is Hitler blaming Melisandre? She warned Jon over and over to keep Ghost with him; he was the one who was too stubborn to listen to her.

[Ninotchkaful]

@andrael I think he, like me, believes that maybe she could have done something else if he doesn't seem to listen. If his life was that important for her, why don't you just do something, instead of keep on saying him "be careful" if she knows he's not listening?

[andrael]

@Ninotchkaful So if Jon ignores repeated warnings that could have saved his life, it's not his fault for ignoring them, it's Melisandre's fault for not doing... what? What could she have done? Locked him in his room? He'd get out eventually. Have her guards follow him everywhere? He'd see it as a hostile act and have HER placed under guard. Kidnap him and ship him to Braavos? He'd fight to get back, maybe get killed in the process. And these actions would make him even more mistrustful of her.

[magnanimousse]

This was brilliant! I haven't felt as great as this since I finished ADWD :D

[Ninotchkaful]

@magnanimousse xD I had to roar out loud... therefore the video hahaha

[crazyaboutbuffy]

YES!

[apostropheYes]

Lol. One of the better angry hitlers. Nice job!

[sparklynight]

Is it sacrilege to say I laughed harder for this one than Hitler finding out about Ned? XD

[Ninotchkaful]

@sparklynight No xD I guess we've known about Ned so many years that it's not as shocking as this... ant the more shocked, the more we laugh, dunno why xD xD xD (and Melisandre is a better red-haired than Ros hahahahaha)

[Camranauchi]

He's not dead.....at the very least he is living in Ghost now. Remember, in Mellisandre's pov, she looks into he flame and sees John turn from a man, into a wolf and then back to a man again. Plus with this assassination attempt, he is actually fufilling several parts of the azor ahoi prophecy he dies and is reborn under an bleeding star (one of the guys killed was wearing a star on his cloths) in smoke (the smoke from his wound) and salt (Bowen Marsh's tears). So don't give up hope,

[Ninotchkaful]

@Camranauchi No, I'm truly convinced he's Azor Ahai, that "I pray for a glimpse of Azor Ahai and R'hllor shows me only Snow" is quite ilustrative... But you know, Martin is Martin xD and I'm afraid he can kill Jon just for us to see he actually CAN kill his song =(

[StreetlightEagle]

@Camranauchi I love you.

[Ninotchkaful]

@StreetlightEagle Hahahah thanks xD

[Ninotchkaful]

@StreetlightEagle hahaha thanks xD

[davenathan2002]

@Camranauchi

"she looks into he flame and sees John turn from a man, into a wolf and then back to a man again"

Presumably while Robin Hobb looks on with interest, as her finger hovers over the speed dial to her lawyer.

[DustyWulf1]

@Camranauchi you beautiful son of a bitch i love you

[ramenshino]

@Camranauchi dude you have given me hope again, thank you!

[ramenshino]

@Camranauchi but dude martin said that when he brings characters back from the dead they are changed and less human

[zenitrulit2]

@Camranauchi

It wasn't a smoke coming from his wound. It' a STEAM!))

[Ninotchkaful]

@zenitrulit2 No, I'm afraid the word is 'smoking', not 'steaming'... weird, isn't it? =)

[nipuna666]

@Camranauchi [SPOILERS] Err I thought all those were much more applicable to Dany and her emergence from Drogo's pyre. But I agree, Jon Snow isn't dead! The whole point of the prologue was to show how a skinchanger could survive when his original skin is killed... :P

[ProphetoftheMachines]

This is exactly how I reacted. Well, if Snow really is dead, at least we know the Others are going to be much more of a threat.

[Ninotchkaful]

@ProphetoftheMachines Well, my reaction was even more explosive xD if it was me in the video instead of Hitler, I think youtube would have censured it hahahahaha

[shinrenx]

@ProphetoftheMachines With the Red Priestess handy and her three dragon heads' prophecy, man becoming wolf and again man?

You know nothing.

[Ninotchkaful]

@shinrenx Who knows. Maybe Martin will kill him for good just to show us how wrong we are =( and then... then I quit. He's Jon Snow, for R'hllor's sake... there's no song without him ='( (that was the teenager in me hahahaha)

[ProphetoftheMachines]

@shinrenx Even if he will live in Ghost's body, the Wall just lost it's most competent leadership. I don't think Marsh or Thorne are going to be as friendly to the Wildlings as Snow was.

[Ninotchkaful]

@ProphetoftheMachines I don't think Marsh or Thorne will live more than 2 minutes. At least, Marsh :P

[rodricresp]

Spoilerific! Hahahaha. (pero buenísimo :D)

[Ninotchkaful]

@rodricresp Gracias xD sí, no cabían más spoilers en menos minutos jajajaja pero eh, está avisado arriba =)

[garunfia]

Niña, te sales, es buenísimo y aunque no había llegado a esa parte, ha valido la pena!!



[Ninotchkaful]

@garunfia Jajaja pero nena, qué haces viéndolo si no has acabado Dance? Te he jodido todo el final!!!