The Wicker Man in 5 Seconds

[cryoshell17]

Original 70s Version:

Cop's daughter gets kidnapped, he tries to find her when he finds her the village people kill him so they can get more honey.

The Nicolas Cage 06 Version: A Feminist comes to town and the village people pour bees on his head.

Any Questions?

[vidman102]

Sponsored by The Pain, 'how about some BEEsssss!'

[BuffaloTPU]

Press 8 for GLOCKS

[GoPats626]

Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!

[Sarge6000]

Press 4 for jizz!

[jmwestful]

the original of this movie was so much better

[sovietusername]

why's it called the wicker man in 5 secs WHEN ITS 28?!

[slashermaster28]

@sovietusername Most 5 second videos are guilty of this. It's best not to question it.

[Saferal11]

That was longer than 5 seconds.......

[TheCraftedCookie]

NOT SOMEONE TELLING ME HOW BAD I ACT!!! AHH!!!~Nicolas Cage

[saimcheeda93]

THEY'RE IN MY AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

[Darthbrandon]

Not the bees! AAAAAAAAAH!

[lukechalfantt]

I don't know why I love this movie so much. It's horrible, but I love it. Does that make me a masochist?

[dazbag420]

@lukechalfantt

No it means you have a terrible taste in films..

[Amenomibashira]

What, no "HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!?!?!?!"

[TheMrmovies1997]

CAGE RAGE XD

[mriley858]

ebert is my nigga

[joshjs667]

Thank fuck I've only seen the original wicker man, remakes with Nicholas cage suck balls!!

[Stormillidan1994]

So this movie is about punching Women and men who have women hairstyle,and calling them bitches while getting stung by bees?

i know what im gonna watch now...

[Unhallowed17]

I love how they "pour" the bees, fucking classic.

[hazzabananza]

One does simply not just PUNCH Ellen Burstyn...

[theotherphoneguy]

why was he punching everybody

[MaceH1ndu]

@theotherphoneguy Because he's Nicolas Cage and he don't take crap from bitches

[jjzgamer]

@theotherphoneguy Because Neil Labute hates women and wants an excuse to show a character punching them.

[graneytoot]

Hahahahahaha my eyes the beeeeeezzzz my eyeeess

[dreamVN]

The Bzzzz they're in my IIIII my IIIIII

[RaidonzComedyFactory]

MY ASS THERE IN MY ASS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H!

[dickassman420]

hahahaha



[RAIDwarDEN]

HEBABLEH MY EYES!!!!

[LightNightFright]

No where near eyes

THERE IN MY EYES

[PetPineTree]

Lol i never seen the movie... Please tell me that there is more than just nick cage dressing up in a bear and sucker punching some chick.

[zion653]

@PetPineTree Lol, this movie actually wasn't *that* bad. It was pretty descent until the comical conclusion. Still worth seeing, IMO.

[MultiPAVEL86]

WHERE IS YOUR OSCAR NOW BIATCH?!

[nikolaslaven]

you spoiled the movie for me -.-

[cloudparter]

How'd it get burned, how'd it get burned, how'd it get buuuurned?!?!

[DrUgSkIDOO]

that was the most fuckin stupid acting ever " AHHHHHH THERE IN MY EYES AHHHHHH"

[vangos7]

I'm covered in bees!!!

[CFkimahri]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!­!!!

[angelingabriel]

NOT THE BEEEEEEEEEEES:))))

[StrawberryGuy86]

The bees! They stink Justine!

[Wulgaris]

soo is this a parody of the wicker man from 1973?

[Theshamruck]

I did see this movie, it was actually worse than this video makes it out to be...

[mrliampep5i]

Whats in the bag? shark or something?

[cain2335]

as does any Nicholas Cage movie...

[SyferFire]

hahahahahahahaha

[paktheking1]

not the peas!not the peas!

[HAPMinistries]

I can't stop laughing. I went on a date with a girl, and this is the movie she wanted to see. Can you say "awkward." The date, like the movie, bombed. The ending says it all beautifully! :D

[truthIsStranger]

His delivery of "My eyes, my eyes" was almost as bad as a line from Troll 2. Nobody would be that focused on forming those words coherently with bees in their eyes and mouth -_-;

[minglemonkey]

KILLING ME WONT BRING YOUR HONEY BACK!

[stanzione38]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

BEES ARE NOW POURABLE

*Applause*

[slaidification]

My ass! They're in my ass! AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[bushwhacker2k]

Does anyone else notice these 5 second videos are never 5 seconds?

[chemicallingo]

@bushwhacker2k holy shit you're a modern day einstein

[BiohazardBunney]

The first movie was better.

[doctorwhom1]

I believe that only one quote is needed. "Hello! Do you like bees?" Simon, the Yogscast.

[stvperry75]

Press 8 repeatedly, for "fucks"

[Danshro]

"boy that sucked"

[MetaIhead89]

I like how there's no 0:27

[crusaderknight007]

I thought i was gonna take 5 seconds, then i took an arrow on the knee...

[SupremePeteza]

Homer Simpson took multiple cannonballs to gut - you don't hear him whine!

[freiheitsalv]

:lol: what's with the bees XD

[macbeasty]

I was promised this video in 5 seconds and it took 28...now I'm late for work.

[787BlueGreen]

That was just bad acting

[pEMDASist]

Press 4 after the video has played all the way through to hear what Nicholas loves all over his face...

[ThroughRock]

Say goodbye to gravity.

[ChocolateHoneycomb]

@ThroughRock And say goodbye to death ^_^

[DystopianDeathrocker]

that was longer than 5 seconds! blasphemy! good day, sir.

[bowiebookgirl]

Maureen Johnson.....

[SarahRadish]

Did someone just get punched BY A BEAR?!

LOL

[Veers237]

Strange. Those 5 seconds are only what I even got out of watching the whole movie.

[bigmeknurgle]

How come every time I visit one of these videos there's always some retard who's like "durr hurr its more than 5 seconds"??

[very95ape]

Ebert is awesome!

[larrybird1011]

NOT THE BEES

[outlander271]

The original one with Edward Woodward was way better. Especially the scene with Britt Ekland slapping her own buttocks in the dead of night!

[keilxkey2255]

"I'm narrating my demise! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

[outlander271]

@keilxkey2255 LMAO!

[mrtheblr]

THE ORIGINAL BRITISH 70s VERSION WAS SO GOOD GODDAMN IT WHY, WHYYYY

[devilstarfish]

Bees? On my Nicholas Cage? Its more likely then you think.

[AnomalyINC]

From what I see here, Cage enters a town, beats up everyone, and then they bee him. Whos' the villain again?

[Mynameis708]

Was that Roger Ebert who said "Boy that sucks!" ?

[FILMgeekBROS]

@Mynameis708 Yep

[jjzgamer]

@Mynameis708 Yes indeed. It was from his review of The Jerky Boys, which also sucked!

[PeeboTyson]

@Mynameis708 Actually, it was the entire viewing audience.

[xbfalcon351coupe]

Jesus when did they re-do the Wicker Man? I thought it was going to be the original movie with Edward Woodward which is a truly good film - i'd recommend anyone go watch it. As for this crap, I'm glad I only saw 5 seconds of it - I think it was 5 seconds too much..

[Kaagh178]

Scum sucking woman beater deserved it.

[samisyosam]

I hate it when they say "here's a thing in five seconds" and then it takes 15 seconds for them to do it.

[Iker122]

@samisyosam it doesn't have to be 5 seconds..

[Darkshadow222]

@samisyosam Then why do you watch it, when it extends over 10 seconds?

[Zurlock6622]

@samisyosam It's a figure of speech.

[anusfarter]

Am i the only one who watched this movie just to see that girl get beat up by a bear.

[bollpwnbay]

it's one of those movies that suck so much they're actually funny

[GearsOfRevan]

I wonder if during that scene his thoughts were, "Huh... I use to be Nicholas Cage..."

[lonelygnome1]

Did a bear just punch a guy in the face?? I need to see this movie...

[LeoPirate]

Hahaha, I lol'd when Roger Ebert's just like "Boy, that sucked."

[TheRegart]

Why is a bear punching girls?!

[MrTwitch37]

does he die after the bees?

[timeparadox888]

@MrTwitch37 No he gets burned to death in a big wooden statue at the end of the movie.

[ArnoldTohtFan]

"The Wicker Man" doesn't belong to Warner Bros Pictures, it belongs in the trash lol

[Cazz814]

No "How'd it get burned!"? Oh well this was still pretty great, best parts of the film if you ask me.

[L0wD0wnPhX]

Thanks! You just spared me from watching this shitfest of a film.

[ULTRAMARIOX]

Now make a video "My reaction to The Wicker Man" and just have him say "ARRG ARRG ABJULEAH MY EYES MY EYES ARRG"

[ltjerryl]

"Boy that sucks!!" lmao

[Reelbigearth]

@ltjerryl

Also, It "UCKS" 

[Iker122]

press 7 repeatedly.. ice, ice, ice..

[MacThaMan4]

Press 4, and enjoy...

[freebearride]

this movie inspired me to look into amateur beekeeping and let me tell you it is a vastly satisfying and rewarding hobby!

[McRabbid9]

So, Nicholas Cage plays a jerkass who punches women in the face, but the women don't like him punched them, so they give Cage his comeuppance by pouring bees on his head.

This movie makes total sense now.

[Destro088]

also press 8 repeatidly to hear him say "FUCKS"

[gratedrawur]

5 seconds eh?  (or 28)

[Videot01]

0:20

Which review is that? That's freaking priceless.

[FILMgeekBROS]

@Videot01 It's from their review of "The Jerky Boys" movie. Sadly it's not on youtube anymore. Ebert was imitating the upset fans of the Jerky Boys leaving the theater.

[RoCkZ0074]

@FILMgeekBROS Where's the infamous "How did it get burned" scene?:D it's still didn't got answered to this day

[kappaferret]

To see a laughing Roger Ebert, press 8 repeatedly while watching the video

[Danimal14222]

Thanks for saving me a100 minutes.

[MrMushroom123]

KILLING ME WONT BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!

[FILMgeekBROS]

Thanks everyone! A lot of these comments are fucking hilarious

[matt484991]

It's very rare that i *literally* LOL at a video. I did when I saw this!

[0muskaria0]

..or like Jay Sherman would say: IT STINKS!

They totally missed the point of the original film. Keep the basic story, add a dozen spectacular kicks, put in some gratuitous torture... that's it, remaked! xD

very funny video FgBROS!

[Punks1Not2Dead3You4R]

damn right roger ebert:)

[Qurosia]

ahahaha, the kick doesn't connect. And since when can you kick somebody across a room when you're not Chuck Norris?

[komotoko99]

Do you want these bess? I WAnt them..wait NO!!

[fr1llz]

nicholas cage in a bear suit punching women

[aha45]

Did they dub his yelling? What the fuck was that...

[Iker122]

@aha45 no, that was Nick's oscar caliber acting

[Extnoob]

So he goes round kicking women in the face and then gets his eyes stung by bees?

...Awesome.

[keysersozae]

I....I can't stop watching this....

[MyRandomChiz]

i loled.

[starwolffan13]

That wasn't 5 seconds.

[Digitalsp33r]

Not quite 5 seconds but this is a good summary.

[Francogallus]

it belongs to WB pictures... and they're not proud of that.

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

will spoony nor nostalgia critic review this movie?

[wwemagazine]

You forgot the best part:

HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!

[Iker122]

epic shit..

[DemoneyesKyo013]

NOT THE BEES!!!!!!!  god XD that alone makes me want to see this horrible movie

[keicher09]

I love his face when he calls them bitches.

[marchrabbit85]

Don't ever call women bitches, or they fed the bees by you :)

[gooddarkjedi]

they are in my ass ahhh my ASS AHHHHHAAHAHA

[hipshimmy]

Some movies should be illegal to remake.

[Jasonbobdude]

Why didn't they just show THIS version in theaters so that people would get their money's worth?

[itzme10]

boy that sucks!

LMFAO omg so funny.

[eli89ki]

hey now we cant say the entire movie sucked i mean those credits were amazing am i right

[FILMgeekBROS]

Absolutely. Not to mention those two seconds Aaron Eckhart was on screen. Too bad it was all downhill from there.

[MadSuperT]

@FILMgeekBROS Boi THat Sucks!!! XD jking this rules i just love saying ending XD

[cougarbart]

lol. That basically sums up the whole movie.