George Carlin - Where's the Blue Food?

[BlueReishiMan]

Blue-Green Algae, Chlorella, Spirulina, Blueberries, Maqui Berries have blue antioxidant color pigments that are good for your health. My name too by the way is the name of an medicinal mushroom. I found blue Reishi mushrooms in the wild. But you people didn't come here for all that I know.

[Rhukza]

He forgot the Blue Waffle.

[johngorgis]

Blueberry

[MammothStar]

@johngorgis violet color :P

[FFTmaster2]

Psilocybe Cubensis

[Tracebeau]

You don't have to name blue foods. He was just making a joke.

[mojoface]

pretty much every fish

[blaziken386]

I've been saying this for years! and George carlin agrees with me!

[TheCavs6]

Poppy seeds?

[abc1236092]

jeblueberry jello?

[RollinKillin]

blueberries....yum :D

[betterworld1]

IVE ALWAYS REMEMBERED HIS BLACKBERRY JOKE: why do they call em blackberries? EVERYBODY KNOWS THEYRE PURPLE! priceless!

[wayofthewaffle]

there is of course the blue quandong fruit

[jacobh849]

blue quandong fruit

[funnycatsvid]

I was just about to say blueberries then he said "don't say blueberries, you know they're purple"

[TheSonyb90]

spirulina

[GoblinsnHobbits]

*somebody's got the blue food goddamnit!*

[Nikotiini69]

Blueberries are definetely blue. When they are really fat they might have some purple on them even black.

[pyro51090]

BLUEBERRIES

[BBPatterson12]

Most blue vegetation is poisonous, I believe.

[Blargaha]

Blueberries are kind of blue-ish...

[MrLegendman3]

@Blargaha their purple...

[Blargaha]

@MrLegendman3 Thus, "blu-ish"

But if you are on that track, and is nit-picking, there is a blue potato...

[toolshopmarathon]

sry but, the chemicals that make candy blue can not be lived off of,.... NOT FOOD

[mihaimoldo]

OMG there is blue food such as lobsters who are known to have a rare enzyme called telomerase that repairs their DNA unlike ours who, as we grow older, it gets shittier and more damaged.

Holy shit Carlin! Either he knew this or he's a fucking genius(wich he is).

[carlinsaves]

There's lots of blue candy. It doesn't grow in nature but you still eat it and it can fight off hunger so it's still food lol.

[pokeyjokekid]

@carlinsaves food coloring

[PaintGuru24]

@carlinsaves lol your username is carlin saves and yet here you are nit picking and fact checking, keep in mind man he's only but a comedian

[carlinsaves]

@PaintGuru24 I'm not nit picking, it was joke not to be taken seriously.

[pretorious700]

Stoned, believe me.

[FreddyKreugeuhRxp]

Blue cheese is blue

[Richycito]

@FreddyKreugeuhRxp First of all, blue cheese isn't blue, it's bleu. Secondly, it is white cheese with a bunch of mold in it, as Mr. Carlin alluded to.

[ullombrospictures]

Blueberries?

[0Kasada]

Water isn't blue... lol

[thegov08]

water??

[LibraHorse1]

@thegov08 No, water is transparent. The only reason the ocean and lakes are blue is because they're reflecting the sky. If you pour water into a glass, it's clear.

[rcacad]

blue berries?

[jdw211]

was thinking blue berries, then he pointed out theyre not really blue and I remembered never to try to outwit carlin!

[VJVswan]

While watching the whole video, I was screaming "YOU FORGOT BLUEBERRIES!!!!!" at the top of my lungs.

[Hordebloow]

@VJVswan not a food.

[vincentjdrummer]

@VJVswan Over your screaming you probably didn't hear him tell you they're purple ;-)

[MellenBerger]

@VJVswan why not watch and listen to the video instead of screaming!

[Mijeme123g]

Blue waffles 

[thegov08]

blueberries

[Matthew94R]

@thegov08 Blueberries are purple

[Shotzeethegamer]

Blue berry

[thowll6]

@Shotzeethegamer is purple

[EVASIVE666ANARCHIST]

Grapes and apparenlty Blueberries.

[GrumGrix]

blueberries

[WannaExpressYourSelf]

@GrumGrix they are purple!

[ipodcrazy523]

@SenfeuIe Hey, here it is! I found it! Somebody marked it as spam (and how right they are...).

[Heifsin85]

Kind of funny, but blueberries are quite blue.

[MrZetsu1995]

maybe there isn't any blue food but there is a blue waffle

[sidnomis1]

I don't capitalize the "g" in god, but I sure as hell capitalize the "G" in George!

[lilbromarky1]

What a wacko he was back in the day! :)

[andacondasqueeze]

blue berries are not purple



[cicakdeni]

What about plums?

[kyokatsoma]

I was about to say blueberries... he proved me wrong...

[LBJTV]

this shit made my day. thanks george

[Yonkage]

Blue corn. I've even seen chips made outta that shit. It's like freakin' Smurf chips...

[MultiMrsmiley]

What about the BlueWaff..... Nevermind.

[slimchance87]

Arrrrrgh my brain exploded.............

[Theecumenicalmatter]

blue cheese goddamit

[philartio]

Blue food colouring turns your fug green. TRY IT!

[mryjn420090]

blue rasberry jolly ranchers?

[TheOglibogli]

@mryjn420090 Artificial

[blackopszombie1]

i swear i was just drinking so blue gatorrade, when i said outloud "there is no blue food." then somebody showed me this. now i dont fell so different :)

[werwohlsein]

What about plums :-)

[TheOglibogli]

@werwohlsein Looks pretty purple to me

[pilgrimpater]

Ah but there are blue movies, while there are no green, red, orange or yellow movies.

[touchsmart0]

NO ONE DUE WHAT prickenoveriTB SAYS!!!! never google blue waffle, its a vag mold.... XP its not pretty....

[prickenoveriTB]

There's blue waffles!

Google image it if you don't belive me :)

[Marcowilliam]

@prickenoveriTB Dirty lol

[SnackerLover420]

@prickenoveriTB I've seen it before. Gross. 

[chrisproxxx]

@prickenoveriTB Yeah but those are artificially colored >__>

[solcario2]

@chrisproxxx or been sitting in the pack of your freezer for the past 10 years

[xAngecielx]

@prickenoveriTB ewwww

[KoreanCece]

@prickenoveriTB Blue waffles is a STD

[LibraHorse1]

@prickenoveriTB fuck you

[Armigo91]

@prickenoveriTB

yeah, waffles with paint in it.

NOW GET LOST!

[ShotRage]

its the resin from uncharted2 it bestows imortality and is blue as hell

[thatsexyman]

Concord grapes

[baileytom78]

@thatsexyman They are purple also. 

[AaaBbbiiii91]

Hehe, Blueberries, blue bead lily fruit, honey berries? :P

[geojoey15]

@AaaBbbiiii91 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT BLUEBERRIES AND ALL SO-CALLED "BLUE" FRUIT ARE PURPLE. Sorry. Just had ta get that off my chest. So hey, did you know that more press has been given to Barry Bond's alleged use of steroids than has been given to the fact that Wachovia Bank, owned by Wells Fargo, fired a whistle-blower who found out about their $350 billion in Mexican drug-cartel money-laundering? AND THERE WAS VIRTUALLY NO COVERAGE IN THE MASS-MEDIA OUTLETS like CNN, FOX, MSNBC, etc.?

[AaaBbbiiii91]

@geojoey15 Lol, the bluebarries, well ok they are burple, the resr of the berries I said well honey berries do not say the are blue in the name ^^............... anyhow, just Chill... ^^......................... and the rest of the msg... ummm w/e xP

[TheNmdavidb]

Gargamel thought the Smurf's were food. Do you know what is blue and gushy? Smurf Shit!!

[beatlespersun]

18 people have the blue food

[ExploraOfLife123]

There's blue m'n'm's

[SithAssassin91]

@ExploraOfLife123 MnM's aren't food they are candy... candy isnt food

[proent]

cause we dont want to poop out blue?

[SasukeFangirl456]

@proent You think people want to poop out orange,red,yellow,purple, or green..?

[proent]

@SasukeFangirl456 maybe.

[VintageBalderdash]

"Blueberries are purple" I wouldn't know, I'm colourblind.

[snowboardinforlife]

blue waffles =D

[hanasununhamunagoyum]

@snowboardinforlife you bastard.

[Crookshanks1993]

I love how he's discussing blue foods while wearing a blue shirt xD

[Lobsterboyman]

@Crookshanks1993 Unless he eats his shirt, it isn't really ironic.

[karsten69]

... the danish word for carrot is yellow root... a carrot is orange if anything. (I know different carrots exists)

however there is a plant called Amacha, its leaves are blue, it can be used to bake with, or be made into tea. that's about all blue food I can think of.

[ViagraSailor]

blue waffles are blue

[Kruezoraxe]

He looks like Jack Nicholson

[CoolerKing37]

@Kruezoraxe Both had the same hairline.

[casusbelli15]

Certain lobsters are blue before cooking.

[casusbelli15]

I once ate some carrots that said 'fuck' a lot.

[Katakuna51]

Even worse, there's no blue Skittle (normal flavor package). How can I taste the fucking rainbow without blue?!

[DarkJoker7]

@Katakuna51 because there's no blue in the rainbow

[dreamer0georgi]

@DarkJoker7

There is blue in the rainbow :|. This are the colors: Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.

And blue skittles exists. There's a new flavor in town with a purple bag :).

[geojoey15]

@Katakuna51 because there is NO EFFING BLUE IN THE RAINBOW. Hahahaa...

[4ingP]

@Katakuna51 Get a normal package and a Wild Berry Package?

[rodrigojoseunb]

@Katakuna51 We haven't those here in Brazil, but if it labelled ''Taste the Rainbow'' and then there is no blue, i would surely get my money back.

[Tygerlily179]

@Katakuna51 ikr? My favorites kind of skittles are sour :D I would always get them at movie theatres and I was like "WHY IS THE RAINBOW SO SOUR!? D;"

[Aaron1046]

Blue Potato's are blue..

[000crazyshit]

@Aaron1046

Naw, 'S more purple-ish

[piratebri]

It's sad that I went 27 years without realizing the absence of blue food. WTF

[tiaxanderson]

There's no blue food because there's nothing edible in nature which is also blue.

This is also the reason why many things which are poisonous are blue as well (think of those cleaning bottles under the kitchen sink)

[tomitstube]

what a genius this man was. flowers too are not represented by blue. if someone tries to sell you a blue rose, you know it's a scam. i have two jacaranda trees, they call them "blue" flowers, but like the blueberry, they are purple.

blue is only for the sky and the ocean, which is really green.

[DJK290]

I know the answer!

BLUE WAFFLE.

Oh, wait...

[Zenerdi]

@DJK290 That cracked me up pretty badly until I realised the mental image is now stuck again in my brain. Well played sir, well played. Off to scrub my temporal lobe with some bleach.

[CelestialWoodway]

popsicles.

[ahayesm]

Because it used to be that blue==poison.

[DJK290]

Uh. Blueberries. MIND BLOWN.

[CiciColino]

@DJK290 They're purple. I don't know of any other language that calls them blue other than english.

[DJK290]

@CiciColino

I'm eating some right now and they don't look purple to me...oh well :P

[Hermoor]

bluberry pie idiot

[keeperofgroove]

@Hermoor We all know that blue berry is purple, dumbfuck!

[Hermoor]

@keeperofgroove Go see a doctor you color blind fuck

[keeperofgroove]

@Hermoor It was a joke from Calin, :P

[CyclonicTuna023]

blue grapes? Or just wait some time and all food will turn blue-ish :)

[BostonDFi]

Blueberry?

[Ippikishan]

@BostonDFi

lol did you even listen to the skit? blueberries are purple :v

[BostonDFi]

@Ippikishan I psted before he got to it, and didn't care to delete

[nycpd75]

@BostonDFi blueberry is purple mate

[argonathdvd]

hold down 6 on your keyboard

[ygkenn]

@argonathdvd lol ur a dumbass

[sweetmonkeylove1]

Ummm blueberry's?



[ThePsychoticScyth396]

@sweetmonkeylove1 purple.

[sweetmonkeylove1]

@ThePsychoticScyth396 mmmm sorta. I would still call them blue. Otherwise they would be purpleberrys.

[mkraner1]

Waffles are also blue...

bluewaffle net

[mmeditatio]

blueberries are blue. so is blue cheese. so are a lot of fish.

[VoidProtocol]

@mmeditatio Blueberrys are purple, blue cheese is just white cheese with a lot of MOOOOOLD in it, and you don't eat fish scales, you eat the meat, which is never blue.

[youmotherfucker69]

some bodehs got the blue food godamnit -.-

[tinylittlegnat2]

@Ingle92protege Blue berries are purple. Try again

[Lord0Delete]

@tinylittlegnat2 Actually, blue berries are blue, some types anyways.

[broadcastmyass4u]

@tinylittlegnat2 blue berries are often just blue, why else would they be called blue berries. Maybe you're color blind.

[karite36]

Blue Quidong Fruit

[ThebeautifulPeople2b]

blueberries ARE purple >>

[SenfeuIe]

@ThebeautifulPeople2b i dont wanna know what kind of blueberries you are eating, but normal blueberries are blue! look at google picture if you dont believe me idiot..

[ThebeautifulPeople2b]

@SenfeuIe obiously you've never actually ate it, cause its juice is PURPLE you idiot. know your fuckin fruit before a stupid comment. george even says it in the fuckin video, blueberries are purple.

[ThebeautifulPeople2b]

@SenfeuIe also, it makes you even more of a retard because you're only one that replied to my comment dissagreeing. out of the 50 people that does agre with me.

[SenfeuIe]

@ThebeautifulPeople2b come on... google picture and search for blueberry! what you see? blue or purple stuff? :D are you blind? or just stupid? maybe you ate only old, rotten blueberries in your life =) and liking or unliking a comment has nothing to do with the truth of it. its 99% people who searched this video and liked the comedian.. so they are obviously on his side =)

[SenfeuIe]

@RedPaganPunk ....

[RedPaganPunk]

@SenfeuIe

My bad, I'm sorry. I really misunderstood that. All on me.,

[TheOglibogli]

@SenfeuIe Have a bunch plucked blueberries here. Judged them purple even before I found out about this vid.

[SenfeuIe]

@TheOglibogli -_- most blueberries are fucking blue you fucking jew lol :D nice argument ...

[MrZeromus001]

@SenfeuIe how is jew an insult O.o and it is purple

[SenfeuIe]

@MrZeromus001 its blue you jewish bastard

[Setharious]

@SenfeuIe @MrZeromus001 ...I like the fact that you're both arguing over something that varies from state to state, and country to country. Let it go.

[SenfeuIe]

@Setharious really? in germany most of them are blue oO

[SenfeuIe]

@Setharious and its not a real argument from my side ^^ i like to argue about stupid shit..

[SenfeuIe]

@MrZeromus001 and btw: this guy is fucking unfunny! :D but its good for the brainless idiots like you JEWISH JEWBITCH

[SteinbrecherBack]

@SenfeuIe And by the way, someone should take you nazi behind the cow shed and shoot you in the head. 20 times, just to be sure. Because I'll admit you're not brainless, since you obviously manage to post your nazi shit on the internet, but due to the fact that it really is nazi shit, you can also never be sure to have hit the miniature nerve knot that passes for a brain with you.

Also, the statement that you like to argue about stupid shit is entirely believable looking at your likely friends.

[SenfeuIe]

@SteinbrecherBack :D Sprich Deutsch mit mir du Spast.. Und was meinst du mit likely friends? Bist du psychotisch? Wirkst sehr verwirrt du jüdischer Hurensohn ==='(

[SteinbrecherBack]

@SenfeuIe Fresse, du Adolfjünger. Ihr gehört alle an die Wand gestellt und umgemäht, ihr Pisser.

[SenfeuIe]

@SteinbrecherBack Ich glaub eher deine jüdischen Vorfahren wurden umgemäht und nicht andersrum du Kotbeutel :D

[ipodcrazy523]

@SenfeuIe I've never known anyone to just assume someone is a Jew. But then again, I've never known you. It takes all kinds of people to make the world go 'round, I suppose.