Hmm, I hear the joke, then the entire audience laughing, except the faggot in the back going "ohhh..." And that faggot is you. The bitch that's gonna read this and say I'm wrong.
There you go he's funny clean to all the naysayers. If only he knew how to play the game properly he'd be the greatest of all time but he grew a skirt and got on the rag when the media began to bash him. Couldnt take the heat and got fat stressed and old
yea the dumbcritic certainly couldnt relate to dice...because the dumbcritic is an ugly little troll who can only get attention on youtube pages....what a waste of space
Whothehell also knows how it's like to be a lying, fat, clueless idiot in his grandma's basement playing 11 year olds at Halo and arguing with people on youtube while stuffing his fat face with hot pockets.
dice added to comedy by opening up some more doors, he also played his persona well, which was a guy who was normally tall and good looking for a guy from his neighborhood, meaning new york....dumb critic and deno wouldn't get that because they're both ugly little trolls, i can sort of relate to him because even though im from california and i don't walk around with dark clothes and a cigarette hanging out of my mouth, i know what its like to be a handsome young guy, so at that time he was funny
what's with the over analysis, dice was funny in his day and he created another interesting ripple and contribution to comedy, that's all any of you idiots that don't get that, don't understand comedy, entertainment or art in general, you fucking idiots...
Unfortunately, Dice's 'guido/insult-comic' shtick could only go for so long before it became intolerable. It was successful for its' intended crowd, but beyond that, Dice had little else to offer in the way of crowd-pleasing material.
@hotelBroslin sooo agree with you. seen him lately? what a bum. it's a shame.
but you nailed it. i feel the same way. 'Cute" in 1990, for about......2 minutes.
when he tries it now, it's pathetic. he also has an "Anger" problem, and seems to like to use his bitterness from "Fading Away" .........turning it on a TV show host every so often, to attempt a "Shocking Moment" comeback. oldest trick in the book. Andrew, Just Call it brutha'. Limelight for you is over.
dice rules... but that jackets gotta go. It looks like something youd wear if your harley was a time machine and you travelled to medieval england... or something
and i know dice would say "Hey, I can burn this jacket, but you gotta wear that fuggin face for the rest of your life ya prick ya"
not even over rated hail to the fake king pryor couldnt even sell out the garden twice shit they didn't even consider him..thats all he needs to say to all the jealous haters.lol
One of his criticisms is that he tries to be italian, but if you were from brooklyn in the 80's you'd be "trying to be italian" too!
I see nothing Italian about him, he even looks distinctly Jewish, and he puts it in his act A LOT, all the 80's babies who don't like this guy and complain that he's washed up might consider watching someone else, This guy, like it or don't, was a comedy heavyweight superstar, Gardens in 89 baby, SOME people must find him funny weather or not you chirpers do
Excuse me, What COUNTRY do jews come from? Being Jewish is a religon, not a race or ethnicity. In modern times jews are born all over the world. Do you think there are no Jewish Italans?
I'm Italian....I'm not loud...greasy or hairy....I guess that makes you a retard. Don't speak again because you clearly don't know Jack about anything.
To be honest, I can understand those who don't like him, but I've watched a lot of his clips, and he almost always succeeds in making me laugh out loud at least once, and usually more than once, which very, very few others succeed in.
@7beers He filled madison square garden. More than 20 years in this business he still makes over $1 million/year. Most of youtube watchers are angry jealous losers that now have a forum for their anger. If Dice sucked he could not play Vegas and make so much money. Jealousy is a powerful weapon for depressed losers.
@victorsblock He's still a painfully unfunny prick. The only reason that he had any success is because most Americans are retarded. And before you ask why I'm here if I hate him so much, I watch this video for the same reason people watch car crashes.
you represent yourself as being from Egypt. Likely you're a muslim and at the very least your are a dirty smelly sandnigger. You call Americans "retarded"? A monkysandnigger like yourself? America is the wealthiest country in the world by quite a large margin. It must be because of all the retards that live there. arabs/ muslims are the filthiest backwards Ape like people with the highest rate of illiteracy in the world......but they're the smart ones!!! suck Allah"s tiny penis.
@victorsblock Actually I'm a white guy from England. I just put Egypt there to lure people into making racist, ignorant comments and making a fools of themselves. Seems to have worked just fine.
@victorsblock See what the real problem is people like Dice look at comedy as a business, no art involved whatsoever. THAT'S why he sucks, all he is looking for is money and fame, nobody gives a shit how famous he is, he's a fucking idiotic egomaniac and everybody knows it.
@victorsblock What rant? Who's ranting? If you honestly think that sales make somebody talented then why is Lady Gaga all over the place? She has no talent, she can't sing or dance she just dresses like a tramp and sells sex to little girls and boys, and that sort of thing is profitable. Just like Andrew Clay Silverstein was profitable for a while, now he has sort of fallen aside, why? Because he's not funny, he's just an asshole with a huge ego, and no artistic talent whatsoever.
@victorsblock If you think I'm angry then you are horribly mistaken. I laugh my ass off every time I see this ape attempt to make "jokes" if you can even call them that. You want real comedy, check out George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, hell even Sam Kinison was better than this prick. The thing that they had that "The Dice Man" is missing and always was missing was TALENT. Anyone can sell millions of copies of shit, ie. Lady Gaga, Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, and all of the other hacks.
@victorsblock You missed the entire point of everything I said. Talent is not measured in sales, never was, and it never will be, if you fail to realize that, it's your problem not mine. I'm not the one sitting here name calling and avoiding the points. If all you can see through your eyes is dollar signs then I'm sorry to say but it is you that has mental problems. Quit name calling and think next time you say something, otherwise I won't waste my time responding.
@victorsblock true that. Dice is the man, what looks like bad jokes, and a bad routine, is just that you seen other people steal it from him. Looks old to us now, cause we seen it before.
@victorsblock i don't hate the guy, i don't even dislike him, but your point about he must be good because he makes money makes no sense, Kim Kardashian is a millionaire and has literally no talent, so many other examples like that as well.
@victorsblock lol hell no.... a million a year... gtfo ..... his last big gig was being a guest on the fucking Tom green show... u r the fucking loser... stop sucking his dick u idiot....
I agree, as big a fan as I am and was back then, that whole ending is so awkward. There were moments of silence at the end when he turned to Arsenio. Arsenio actually bailed him out of a REALLY awkward silent moment at 3:37 by saying "your decision" after a like a 5 second dead air.
@skrilla84 your a moron, but right to your opinion. remember this is about 22 years ago. so the jokes are part of that routine. make sense? the homos you like today repeat there jokes every where as part of their routine. I promise you 20 years from now none of them will be remembered. Dice will always be remembered. Thanks to him, comedians can say some bad words on t.v.
weird, not as many fans as you think on here...however he is the first stand-up to sell out MSG and as of 6 years ago he was the highest paid act in Vegas.... not anymore though. :(
That's because people who don't have an ear for good comedy supported him. Now, Sam Kinison, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, Dave Chappelle, Christopher Titus, Rodney Dangerfield, Ron White....they are the greats of comedy. Dice can't even hold a candle to someone like Dane Cook. And just because you manage to sell out an arena, doesn't make you good. Look at the Backstreet Boys or the rest of those fag groups.
nice....selling out 20,000 people back to back nights is a major deal. This is comedy, not boy bands, lol.......are you kidding me....Rodney Dangerfield is the one who loved Dice so much he basicaly gave him is career. Do a little research bud. and who says your "ear" the standard by which comedy should be judged(joke). I will go by the numbers, and the numbers speak for themsleves. Dice performs in Las Vegas every Fuking night as of today. Tour dates also speak for themselves.
Rodney Dangerfield did like him but he favored a greater mind, Sam Kinison. He also loved giving comedians of all talent a chance. And I used "ear" because you LISTEN to comedy. I know it's not boy bands too but it's an example to prove the point I was getting across. My overall point was anybody can rewrite some material such as nursery rhymes, that already provide a basis to stem from but it takes a really ingenuous mind to come up with something better than the crap Dice wrote. His act sucks.
again...thats your opinion and nothing more. But in reality, a man who performs his act in VEGAS in 1988 and is doing it right now in 2009 is remarkable, and your opinion nows has no merit! The man is working VEGAS, I seen his act 2 weeks ago! ;)
I think they're setting the bar pretty high for modern day comedians just like Carlin, Hicks, and Dangerfield did back in the day. I think they earned their way on the same list as the legends but in no way, are they close to surpassing them. I thought I mentioned Pryor but I guess not, looking back on my previous comment. My bad
I always found Arsenio funny and he had a few years on a great talk show. I don't think he's upset. At least every time I saw him Jay's show he didn't seem upset. Besides let's be honest, it's hard doing a late night talk show anyway.
Dice is not a Jew from what I've heard... he was born into the religion, but is not practicing. There are millions who CLAIM a religion, Judaism, Calholicism, etc etc... but they haven't seen the inside of a holy building or talked to God in years.
One trick pony? What does that mean? What entertainer isn't? You wanna see him start juggling or do magic? He's been a successful standup for 20 years. Still funny as hell too.
Dice ruined it at the end telling Arsenio he was bored. Unprofessional. He shoulda kept telling edgy jokes and wrapped the segment up like a normal stand up. He wasn't a big enough name yet to do something like this.
His lackluster film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane killed his career.
Dice was cool (if offensive) up until the very early 1990s. Maybe he'll lose weight, get some new material, some good hair plugs (much like Steven Seagal needs) and make a 21st century comeback! OH!!!
I went to see Dice when I was in Vegas. It was the exact same routine he did on "Forty Too Long", word for word. As a lifelong Dice fan, I felt ripped off. He should go back to running a gym.
even his own jokes bore him....lol
johnlennon1970 2 months ago 3
a five year old writes his jokes..
johnlennon1970 2 months ago 3
starting at 2:29 joke is the best :)
lucky44124 3 months ago
3:00 Arsenio is the wtf?!
finsoto 4 months ago
Redneck humor
alabaster30 5 months ago
Dice Rules. Enough said.
CitySkin09 6 months ago
haha he sold out the garden because all the guidos from jersey and brooklyn showed up...all as moronic as him
mrbiggs36 7 months ago
@mrbiggs36 ..
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Hey.. not bad for a guy thats jewish.
creaturebotman 7 months ago
Little boy blew - he needed the money!
MrOzanachronism 7 months ago
why have have all the same "jokes" in every video. I dont think he's offensive, just boring
Lonao 7 months ago
theres prob a reason why i never heard of this dude, imma go watch some dave chappelle the KING of comedy
Lukasbimba93 7 months ago
Madison Square Garden without internet promotion ... DICE!
konyalian 8 months ago
THE UNDISPUTED KING....IT'S A TOUCHY SITUATION! Dice.
grthst1623 9 months ago
When he would say oohhh at the end of his punchline....it would kill the joke.
RightHookJoker 9 months ago
Hmm, I hear the joke, then the entire audience laughing, except the faggot in the back going "ohhh..." And that faggot is you. The bitch that's gonna read this and say I'm wrong.
drkXwolf 9 months ago
He did not run out of material he probably was saving it.
He was on tour at the time and there is no way he could have only like 4 jokes loaded.
shiryet 10 months ago
There you go he's funny clean to all the naysayers. If only he knew how to play the game properly he'd be the greatest of all time but he grew a skirt and got on the rag when the media began to bash him. Couldnt take the heat and got fat stressed and old
Gyro911 10 months ago
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''If Dice sucked he could not play Vegas and make so much money. ''
By that logic, Justin Bieber must be a genius
PorkFrog 10 months ago
DICE IS THE MAN OU!
Daekoni 1 year ago
3:03 Arsenio is hilarious
artistsandbox 1 year ago
@artistsandbox You notice that too. Arsenio was dying.
Bloodsport1 10 months ago
For the thumb's down crowd, you knew coming in it was the Dice Man.
1961slam 1 year ago
Dice Rules !
facetina 1 year ago
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE HOGGIN! hahaha
jblcn1042 1 year ago
Guess he ran out of jokes
misterbillylicious 1 year ago
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He was on tour at the time, and you think he was out of material?? Maybe he was fucking tired of doing the shit everyday..damn stupid comments.
petefader 1 year ago
Does he even know how to be professional? He is a clown... I laugh at him anyway...what a jester. I wouldn't have the nerve.
jcurnes 1 year ago
dice is nice :D
ChainsmokingPothead 1 year ago
This guys a moron.
Cream234 1 year ago
Whoah... remember the days you could smoke inside TV studios?
GeneralThornton 1 year ago
yea the dumbcritic certainly couldnt relate to dice...because the dumbcritic is an ugly little troll who can only get attention on youtube pages....what a waste of space
whothehellgivesadamn 1 year ago
Whothehell also knows how it's like to be a lying, fat, clueless idiot in his grandma's basement playing 11 year olds at Halo and arguing with people on youtube while stuffing his fat face with hot pockets.
daCritic1000 1 year ago
dice added to comedy by opening up some more doors, he also played his persona well, which was a guy who was normally tall and good looking for a guy from his neighborhood, meaning new york....dumb critic and deno wouldn't get that because they're both ugly little trolls, i can sort of relate to him because even though im from california and i don't walk around with dark clothes and a cigarette hanging out of my mouth, i know what its like to be a handsome young guy, so at that time he was funny
whothehellgivesadamn 1 year ago
Like how whothehell doesn't understand anything.
daCritic1000 1 year ago
what's with the over analysis, dice was funny in his day and he created another interesting ripple and contribution to comedy, that's all any of you idiots that don't get that, don't understand comedy, entertainment or art in general, you fucking idiots...
whothehellgivesadamn 1 year ago
@whothehellgivesadamn it just ain't funny.
deonvan 1 year ago 2
The prob with Dice his material was so thin nothing new he was the least creative comedian!
dj2bklyn 1 year ago
no wonder he didn't make it . same act all tha time....
MARIOLOPEZ26 1 year ago
damn, he was sexy!! any day of the week, dice!
uncoverbrother 1 year ago
@uncoverbrother hes a legend
AndrewMacedonia 1 year ago
Unfortunately, Dice's 'guido/insult-comic' shtick could only go for so long before it became intolerable. It was successful for its' intended crowd, but beyond that, Dice had little else to offer in the way of crowd-pleasing material.
He was over before he began.
hotelBroslin 1 year ago
@hotelBroslin sooo agree with you. seen him lately? what a bum. it's a shame.
but you nailed it. i feel the same way. 'Cute" in 1990, for about......2 minutes.
when he tries it now, it's pathetic. he also has an "Anger" problem, and seems to like to use his bitterness from "Fading Away" .........turning it on a TV show host every so often, to attempt a "Shocking Moment" comeback. oldest trick in the book. Andrew, Just Call it brutha'. Limelight for you is over.
drumdude46 1 year ago
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what a fucking loser
fadropblane 1 year ago
i can't believe how he just bails out at the end, what a fucking wanker
markdeus5 1 year ago
the diceman is great we all know that but you also have to develop yourself redefine yourself ,
what's 1 mill now for someone as talented as he was,
i dont wanna see him ten years from now a sixty year old grampa talking about jerking off on the phone ,
AlKharraz6x6x6 1 year ago
"that fat smelly baboon." LMAO!!
cheapcape 1 year ago
dice rules... but that jackets gotta go. It looks like something youd wear if your harley was a time machine and you travelled to medieval england... or something
and i know dice would say "Hey, I can burn this jacket, but you gotta wear that fuggin face for the rest of your life ya prick ya"
brutallyhonest123 1 year ago
NO ONE TOUCHES THE KING...DANE COOK IS A BLOWJOB FAG...DICE RULES!!!
EligantElliotOffen 1 year ago 13
@EligantElliotOffen I hate dane cook with a passion but this guy makes him look like a fucking genius....
g9ambit 3 months ago
was that arsenio praying in the background
ssjcell 1 year ago
this might be contradicting but I don't like his material nor do I think he's funny yet I like him.
Philminator 1 year ago
man, this guy sucked balls
stardaddyo9 1 year ago
@stardaddyo9 You mother sucked my balls bitch. Dice is an eternal king of comedy!
cheapcape 1 year ago
...coming up next Wilson Philips!
meavid 1 year ago
not even over rated hail to the fake king pryor couldnt even sell out the garden twice shit they didn't even consider him..thats all he needs to say to all the jealous haters.lol
steven4rmnewyork 1 year ago
@steven4rmnewyork back then people have nothing to do they might as well see his show, twice. let see now a day?
deonvan 1 year ago
All you Dice haters....he sold out Madison Square Gardens twice!!! Can you even sell out your living room??? Douchbags lol
sjmmrcrdd 1 year ago 2
@sjmmrcrdd didn't dane cook sell out there too? dane cook is utter garbage.
thepillbug 1 year ago
@thepillbug yes he did! good point! lol
sjmmrcrdd 1 year ago
"YOU EVER GO OUT HOGGIN?" hahahahahaha! fucking hilarious
hendrixonlsd 1 year ago 2
did this tool actually think he was cool???? LOLOLOLOL
biggest douche in standup history, imo! LOL
poops1 1 year ago
Looks like a fat Fonzie!
kazar77 1 year ago
cero original, thats the VH1 nickname
JERRYSIXX1 1 year ago
he is the only comedian that sold out msg
mp1323 1 year ago 3
One of his criticisms is that he tries to be italian, but if you were from brooklyn in the 80's you'd be "trying to be italian" too!
I see nothing Italian about him, he even looks distinctly Jewish, and he puts it in his act A LOT, all the 80's babies who don't like this guy and complain that he's washed up might consider watching someone else, This guy, like it or don't, was a comedy heavyweight superstar, Gardens in 89 baby, SOME people must find him funny weather or not you chirpers do
OOHH!!
backtohali 1 year ago
Excuse me, What COUNTRY do jews come from? Being Jewish is a religon, not a race or ethnicity. In modern times jews are born all over the world. Do you think there are no Jewish Italans?
djt314 1 year ago
dice is jewish hes not italian i dont know why people assume hes italian just cause he has a new york accent and attitude
xvizionsx 1 year ago
Only an Arsenio Hall audience would find this moronic grease ball funny.
Tasador123 1 year ago
@thrasha666
I'm Italian....I'm not loud...greasy or hairy....I guess that makes you a retard. Don't speak again because you clearly don't know Jack about anything.
TeRRlFieD 2 years ago
who said he was trying to be italian??
SwampAshHSS 2 years ago
he's a anoying kike pretending to be a cool ginny
SteelC1tyK1ng 2 years ago
@SteelC1tyK1ng italians are the scum on the earth, theyre loud greasy hairy and annoying, nuf said
thrasha666 2 years ago
@SteelPussyGay: why you so upsets at Jews? Did you have to suck Jewish cocks to keep your job?
victorsblock 1 year ago
@victorsblock it was a fuckin joke. i dont got anything against jews.
SteelC1tyK1ng 1 year ago
I would have to disagree with you, .. its fake leather.
prankstarforlife 2 years ago
To be honest, I can understand those who don't like him, but I've watched a lot of his clips, and he almost always succeeds in making me laugh out loud at least once, and usually more than once, which very, very few others succeed in.
7beers 2 years ago 2
@7beers He filled madison square garden. More than 20 years in this business he still makes over $1 million/year. Most of youtube watchers are angry jealous losers that now have a forum for their anger. If Dice sucked he could not play Vegas and make so much money. Jealousy is a powerful weapon for depressed losers.
victorsblock 1 year ago 53
@victorsblock totally agree
sjmmrcrdd 1 year ago
@sjmmrcrdd :
jealousy eats up the lives of those tormented.
victorsblock 1 year ago
@victorsblock WELL SAID BROTHER
ULTRADREW1 1 year ago
@ULTRADREW1
Thank You for the kind words
victorsblock 1 year ago
@victorsblock he isnt talented, but he has decent showmanship
RakimAllah777 1 year ago
@victorsblock Fuckin' A
trav02852 1 year ago
@victorsblock lol 1 million? Even icp makes more than 10 mill each year
hackleback 1 year ago
@hackleGiveBarebackBlowjobs:
how much money you makes?
victorsblock 1 year ago
@victorsblock He's still a painfully unfunny prick. The only reason that he had any success is because most Americans are retarded. And before you ask why I'm here if I hate him so much, I watch this video for the same reason people watch car crashes.
ozena52 1 year ago
@ozena52:
you represent yourself as being from Egypt. Likely you're a muslim and at the very least your are a dirty smelly sandnigger. You call Americans "retarded"? A monkysandnigger like yourself? America is the wealthiest country in the world by quite a large margin. It must be because of all the retards that live there. arabs/ muslims are the filthiest backwards Ape like people with the highest rate of illiteracy in the world......but they're the smart ones!!! suck Allah"s tiny penis.
victorsblock 1 year ago
@victorsblock Actually I'm a white guy from England. I just put Egypt there to lure people into making racist, ignorant comments and making a fools of themselves. Seems to have worked just fine.
ozena52 1 year ago
@ozena52 actually you're a filthy muslim.You only look to lure young boys and goats to rape
you're a muslims. live with it.
victorsblock 1 year ago
@victorsblock You spell poorly.
irockdude64 1 year ago
@iSuckCockdude69:
you suck good
victorsblock 1 year ago
@victorsblock Superman does good, I do well.
irockdude64 1 year ago
@victorsblock *claps*
ozena52 1 year ago
@victorsblock See what the real problem is people like Dice look at comedy as a business, no art involved whatsoever. THAT'S why he sucks, all he is looking for is money and fame, nobody gives a shit how famous he is, he's a fucking idiotic egomaniac and everybody knows it.
gibbsies 1 year ago
@gibbsies
you obviously have a problem.what is the basis for your rant????
you have none.
just another angry hater.
Get over it.
victorsblock 1 year ago
@victorsblock What rant? Who's ranting? If you honestly think that sales make somebody talented then why is Lady Gaga all over the place? She has no talent, she can't sing or dance she just dresses like a tramp and sells sex to little girls and boys, and that sort of thing is profitable. Just like Andrew Clay Silverstein was profitable for a while, now he has sort of fallen aside, why? Because he's not funny, he's just an asshole with a huge ego, and no artistic talent whatsoever.
gibbsies 1 year ago
@victorsblock If you think I'm angry then you are horribly mistaken. I laugh my ass off every time I see this ape attempt to make "jokes" if you can even call them that. You want real comedy, check out George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, hell even Sam Kinison was better than this prick. The thing that they had that "The Dice Man" is missing and always was missing was TALENT. Anyone can sell millions of copies of shit, ie. Lady Gaga, Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, and all of the other hacks.
gibbsies 1 year ago
@gibbsieShowHisTinyPenisToHisGayDaddy:
you really have a mental problem.
Dice has sold out arenas and drew crowds that these never did on their best night.
He continues to draw a multi million dollar income from some very shrewd and smart casino owners because he is box office and makes them money.
I guess those casino titans don't hold a candle to your brilliance.
I suggest you go see them to convince them that Dice sucks and is a bad investment.
Dumb Fuck.
victorsblock 1 year ago
@victorsblock You missed the entire point of everything I said. Talent is not measured in sales, never was, and it never will be, if you fail to realize that, it's your problem not mine. I'm not the one sitting here name calling and avoiding the points. If all you can see through your eyes is dollar signs then I'm sorry to say but it is you that has mental problems. Quit name calling and think next time you say something, otherwise I won't waste my time responding.
gibbsies 1 year ago
@gibbsieShowHisTinyPenisToHisGayDaddy: please take your meds. Then take a deep breath and go suck your buddy's cock.
you'll feel better.
victorsblock 1 year ago
@victorsblock true that. Dice is the man, what looks like bad jokes, and a bad routine, is just that you seen other people steal it from him. Looks old to us now, cause we seen it before.
NY1love 10 months ago
@victorsblock Are you the Dice Man?
commi3d0ntcar3 9 months ago
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mstrchldrn 8 months ago
@victorsblock i don't hate the guy, i don't even dislike him, but your point about he must be good because he makes money makes no sense, Kim Kardashian is a millionaire and has literally no talent, so many other examples like that as well.
MinorSexualAssault 5 months ago
@victorsblock lol hell no.... a million a year... gtfo ..... his last big gig was being a guest on the fucking Tom green show... u r the fucking loser... stop sucking his dick u idiot....
g9ambit 3 months ago
Been English never seen this guy before, just found him on youtube, hes well funny.
terryoneill1978 2 years ago
THE MAN THE MYTH THE DICEEEEEE
rappinrodney1 2 years ago
"Im bored with this" sounds cheap way of saying im out of material. Hit the thumbs up if you agree
skrilla84 2 years ago 18
I agree, as big a fan as I am and was back then, that whole ending is so awkward. There were moments of silence at the end when he turned to Arsenio. Arsenio actually bailed him out of a REALLY awkward silent moment at 3:37 by saying "your decision" after a like a 5 second dead air.
ItsFrankieBoy 2 years ago
I totaly agree
skrilla84 2 years ago
he had to clean it up cos he was on the show, if it was live at some arena he could really let it all hang out, ha
nothinghumanlovesfor 2 years ago
I agree, but I hit thumbs down anyway because I don't want to be told what to do.
7beers 2 years ago
good for you
skrilla84 2 years ago
@skrilla84 your a moron, but right to your opinion. remember this is about 22 years ago. so the jokes are part of that routine. make sense? the homos you like today repeat there jokes every where as part of their routine. I promise you 20 years from now none of them will be remembered. Dice will always be remembered. Thanks to him, comedians can say some bad words on t.v.
babylonkid 1 year ago
@skrilla84 i am bored.... im having a good time.....?
maciejwrotek 1 year ago
weird, not as many fans as you think on here...however he is the first stand-up to sell out MSG and as of 6 years ago he was the highest paid act in Vegas.... not anymore though. :(
karras13 2 years ago
hey i like the dude ,I A FAN /YOU A FAN/ theirs alota us .
if they aint fans what they doin watchin him/HATERS
z1inspector 2 years ago
He reminds me of this one, surpremely, cocky, kid that I unfortunately met in college.
McCaler 2 years ago 2
what a dickhead ...
angelstar42 2 years ago
Dice Rules!
REDZ28won 2 years ago
what an idiot
jeryd2003 2 years ago
Dana who?
LT1HILLINGHOE 2 years ago
dane cook has nothing on this guy
yooitsa 2 years ago 2
@yooitsa oh please. this guy can't comic his way out of a paper bag
chrispollock 2 years ago 2
i agree....Dane has laways looked up to him
bestlives 2 years ago
what a fag, lol.
He is negatively funny.
ignorantpom 2 years ago 2
Yeah he definitely sucked a lot of wang.
tiuric77 2 years ago 2
what year was this
bestlives 2 years ago
This is an example of a talentless, shit for material comedian. Dice truly sucks!
SinfulPresentation 2 years ago
ya.....he is the KING. sold out MADISON SQUARE GARDEN 2 nights ina row. BOOM
bestlives 2 years ago
That's because people who don't have an ear for good comedy supported him. Now, Sam Kinison, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, Dave Chappelle, Christopher Titus, Rodney Dangerfield, Ron White....they are the greats of comedy. Dice can't even hold a candle to someone like Dane Cook. And just because you manage to sell out an arena, doesn't make you good. Look at the Backstreet Boys or the rest of those fag groups.
SinfulPresentation 2 years ago
nice....selling out 20,000 people back to back nights is a major deal. This is comedy, not boy bands, lol.......are you kidding me....Rodney Dangerfield is the one who loved Dice so much he basicaly gave him is career. Do a little research bud. and who says your "ear" the standard by which comedy should be judged(joke). I will go by the numbers, and the numbers speak for themsleves. Dice performs in Las Vegas every Fuking night as of today. Tour dates also speak for themselves.
bestlives 2 years ago
Rodney Dangerfield did like him but he favored a greater mind, Sam Kinison. He also loved giving comedians of all talent a chance. And I used "ear" because you LISTEN to comedy. I know it's not boy bands too but it's an example to prove the point I was getting across. My overall point was anybody can rewrite some material such as nursery rhymes, that already provide a basis to stem from but it takes a really ingenuous mind to come up with something better than the crap Dice wrote. His act sucks.
SinfulPresentation 2 years ago
again...thats your opinion and nothing more. But in reality, a man who performs his act in VEGAS in 1988 and is doing it right now in 2009 is remarkable, and your opinion nows has no merit! The man is working VEGAS, I seen his act 2 weeks ago! ;)
bestlives 2 years ago
you could do better. I believe in you.
hydeph 2 years ago
Chappelle and Ron White are funny, but there's no way that they deserve to be in the same list as Carlin, Hicks, and Dangerfield.
Plus, you forgot Pryor! Many shames on you.
sidexwalk 2 years ago
I think they're setting the bar pretty high for modern day comedians just like Carlin, Hicks, and Dangerfield did back in the day. I think they earned their way on the same list as the legends but in no way, are they close to surpassing them. I thought I mentioned Pryor but I guess not, looking back on my previous comment. My bad
SinfulPresentation 2 years ago
Agreed.
sidexwalk 2 years ago
@sidexwalk RIP Carlin, smartest comic ever
chrispollock 2 years ago 2
Same shit dice,something new!
BigBozSicenunow 2 years ago
This was classic DICE - on a lousy late night show...
volksrepair 2 years ago
You take that back, Classic Dice on a damn funny talk show. I like Arsenio Hall thank you very much!!!
RealTime88 2 years ago 2
One word describes Arsenio. CANCELLED.
volksrepair 2 years ago
I always found Arsenio funny and he had a few years on a great talk show. I don't think he's upset. At least every time I saw him Jay's show he didn't seem upset. Besides let's be honest, it's hard doing a late night talk show anyway.
RealTime88 2 years ago
Dice is not a Jew from what I've heard... he was born into the religion, but is not practicing. There are millions who CLAIM a religion, Judaism, Calholicism, etc etc... but they haven't seen the inside of a holy building or talked to God in years.
GABER222 2 years ago
Dice is not as funny when he can't go for the cheap laughs by cussing up a storm. He's still okay though.
FujiGeneral 2 years ago
Saw Dice a couple of months ago. Both my wife and I cried from laughing so hard. Actual tears. Killer show. He still is the Best.
ireibrabdivad 2 years ago 5
interesting since he seems to be a one trick pony
thanks51 2 years ago
One trick pony? What does that mean? What entertainer isn't? You wanna see him start juggling or do magic? He's been a successful standup for 20 years. Still funny as hell too.
pantucci 2 years ago
Dice ruined it at the end telling Arsenio he was bored. Unprofessional. He shoulda kept telling edgy jokes and wrapped the segment up like a normal stand up. He wasn't a big enough name yet to do something like this.
His lackluster film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane killed his career.
Dice was cool (if offensive) up until the very early 1990s. Maybe he'll lose weight, get some new material, some good hair plugs (much like Steven Seagal needs) and make a 21st century comeback! OH!!!
Satchel334 2 years ago
classic lol
MarlboroAcid 2 years ago 2
What a has been........ No talent ass mother fucker. Where is he now??? He is a fat fuck still wearing the same out of style leather jacket.
Phantomplayz 2 years ago
why is John Berry - You and Only You, in the related videos?
tjdr591 2 years ago
Shittiest comedy I have ever heard. Gilbert Gottfried does a better Clay than Clay.
chuckyko 2 years ago
Funny as hell! Love ya Dice!
pantucci 2 years ago 2
Another fevered ego.
FeelOfFriction 2 years ago
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he will end up like michael jackson
sdsunandfun 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I don't like this guys personality
kola04 2 years ago
Dice > God
Thrice13 2 years ago
Hey diddle diddle, Dice is a fizzle, and he looks like a fat baboon.
He stole Steven Seagal's jacket and spray painted it FUCKIN black. (See, I used a swear word, ergo I am hilarious)
This guy is the Italian Carlos Mencia.
ShitStains7676 2 years ago
He's not Italian. He's Jewish.
BrooklynSal 2 years ago
I went to see Dice when I was in Vegas. It was the exact same routine he did on "Forty Too Long", word for word. As a lifelong Dice fan, I felt ripped off. He should go back to running a gym.
BigTMan1 2 years ago
really? that sucks. i love forty too long, the album is funny as hell.
SRM30 2 years ago
This was gold when I was 15.....but now I get douche chills watching it.
LtStarkiller 2 years ago 5
Dice is so awkward when he ends his set.
snapsoidpablo1 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
maybe he forgot his material
jjjggg35 2 years ago
Why six negs and a spam? Maybe he really did forget his material.
7beers 2 years ago
kinison rules! dice is a hack! try real comedy! cut n paste on every dice vid
thedeviltroy 2 years ago
He had a few good moments, but most of the time his act is lame.
LoudCitizen 2 years ago
Where is the one he crys on?
badderthanyou 2 years ago 2
A true "Jewjean"
(Jew who wishes he were Italian)
toyotas2006 2 years ago 3
thts what majority of jews in NY and NJ r and especially the 1's from brooklyn,long island and queens.
CaramelMamiChula 2 years ago
3:45 uahahahaa
thats the classic brooklyn laugh
manoverboard24 2 years ago 3
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manoverboard24 2 years ago
arsenio is hung like an asian eddie murphy was quoted as saying
cocksrocks 2 years ago 3
smoking a cigarette on stage. LOL
Neptunz05 2 years ago
What show does Dice do where he talks about archie ball barrisol?
GSKazery 2 years ago
his the god!!!
I've seen the dude in 1990 at Madison square
he's fuckin unbelievable!!
Andrew just keep's kicking ass.......
machosg 3 years ago
Fonzie, is that you?
blookup 3 years ago