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  • even his own jokes bore him....lol

  • a five year old writes his jokes..

  • starting at 2:29 joke is the best :)

  • 3:00 Arsenio is the wtf?!

  • Redneck humor

    

  • Dice Rules. Enough said.

  • haha he sold out the garden because all the guidos from jersey and brooklyn showed up...all as moronic as him

  • @mrbiggs36 ..

    ,

    Hey.. not bad for a guy thats jewish.

  • Little boy blew - he needed the money!

  • why have have all the same "jokes" in every video. I dont think he's offensive, just boring

  • theres prob a reason why i never heard of this dude, imma go watch some dave chappelle the KING of comedy

  • Madison Square Garden without internet promotion ... DICE!

  • THE UNDISPUTED KING....IT'S A TOUCHY SITUATION! Dice.

  • When he would say oohhh at the end of his punchline....it would kill the joke.

  • Hmm, I hear the joke, then the entire audience laughing, except the faggot in the back going "ohhh..." And that faggot is you. The bitch that's gonna read this and say I'm wrong.

  • He did not run out of material he probably was saving it.

    He was on tour at the time and there is no way he could have only like 4 jokes loaded.

  • There you go he's funny clean to all the naysayers. If only he knew how to play the game properly he'd be the greatest of all time but he grew a skirt and got on the rag when the media began to bash him. Couldnt take the heat and got fat stressed and old

  • DICE IS THE MAN OU!

  • 3:03 Arsenio is hilarious

  • @artistsandbox You notice that too. Arsenio was dying.

  • For the thumb's down crowd, you knew coming in it was the Dice Man.

  • Dice Rules !

  • THERE'S NOTHING LIKE HOGGIN! hahaha

  • Guess he ran out of jokes

  • Does he even know how to be professional? He is a clown... I laugh at him anyway...what a jester. I wouldn't have the nerve.

  • dice is nice :D

  • This guys a moron.

  • Whoah... remember the days you could smoke inside TV studios?

  • yea the dumbcritic certainly couldnt relate to dice...because the dumbcritic is an ugly little troll who can only get attention on youtube pages....what a waste of space

  • Whothehell also knows how it's like to be a lying, fat, clueless idiot in his grandma's basement playing 11 year olds at Halo and arguing with people on youtube while stuffing his fat face with hot pockets.

  • dice added to comedy by opening up some more doors, he also played his persona well, which was a guy who was normally tall and good looking for a guy from his neighborhood, meaning new york....dumb critic and deno wouldn't get that because they're both ugly little trolls, i can sort of relate to him because even though im from california and i don't walk around with dark clothes and a cigarette hanging out of my mouth, i know what its like to be a handsome young guy, so at that time he was funny

  • Like how whothehell doesn't understand anything.

  • what's with the over analysis, dice was funny in his day and he created another interesting ripple and contribution to comedy, that's all any of you idiots that don't get that, don't understand comedy, entertainment or art in general, you fucking idiots...

  • @whothehellgivesadamn it just ain't funny.

  • The prob with Dice his material was so thin nothing new he was the least creative comedian!

  • no wonder he didn't make it . same act all tha time....

  • damn, he was sexy!! any day of the week, dice!

  • @uncoverbrother  hes a legend

  • Unfortunately, Dice's 'guido/insult-comic' shtick could only go for so long before it became intolerable. It was successful for its' intended crowd, but beyond that, Dice had little else to offer in the way of crowd-pleasing material.

    He was over before he began.

  • @hotelBroslin sooo agree with you. seen him lately? what a bum. it's a shame.

    but you nailed it. i feel the same way. 'Cute" in 1990, for about......2 minutes.

    when he tries it now, it's pathetic.  he also has an "Anger" problem, and seems to like to use his bitterness from "Fading Away" .........turning it on a TV show host every so often, to attempt a "Shocking Moment" comeback. oldest trick in the book. Andrew, Just Call it brutha'. Limelight for you is over.

  • i can't believe how he just bails out at the end, what a fucking wanker

  • the diceman is great we all know that but you also have to develop yourself redefine yourself ,

    what's 1 mill now for someone as talented as he was,

    i dont wanna see him ten years from now a sixty year old grampa talking about jerking off on the phone ,

  • "that fat smelly baboon." LMAO!!

  • dice rules... but that jackets gotta go. It looks like something youd wear if your harley was a time machine and you travelled to medieval england... or something

    and i know dice would say "Hey, I can burn this jacket, but you gotta wear that fuggin face for the rest of your life ya prick ya"

  • NO ONE TOUCHES THE KING...DANE COOK IS A BLOWJOB FAG...DICE RULES!!!

  • @EligantElliotOffen I hate dane cook with a passion but this guy makes him look like a fucking genius....

  • was that arsenio praying in the background

  • this might be contradicting but I don't like his material nor do I think he's funny yet I like him.

  • man, this guy sucked balls

  • @stardaddyo9 You mother sucked my balls bitch. Dice is an eternal king of comedy!

  • ...coming up next Wilson Philips!

  • not even over rated hail to the fake king pryor couldnt even sell out the garden twice shit they didn't even consider him..thats all he needs to say to all the jealous haters.lol

  • @steven4rmnewyork back then people have nothing to do they might as well see his show, twice. let see now a day?

  • All you Dice haters....he sold out Madison Square Gardens twice!!! Can you even sell out your living room??? Douchbags lol

  • @sjmmrcrdd didn't dane cook sell out there too? dane cook is utter garbage.

  • @thepillbug yes he did! good point! lol

  • "YOU EVER GO OUT HOGGIN?" hahahahahaha! fucking hilarious

  • did this tool actually think he was cool???? LOLOLOLOL

    biggest douche in standup history, imo! LOL

  • Looks like a fat Fonzie!

  • cero original, thats the VH1 nickname

  • he is the only comedian that sold out msg

  • One of his criticisms is that he tries to be italian, but if you were from brooklyn in the 80's you'd be "trying to be italian" too!

    I see nothing Italian about him, he even looks distinctly Jewish, and he puts it in his act A LOT, all the 80's babies who don't like this guy and complain that he's washed up might consider watching someone else, This guy, like it or don't, was a comedy heavyweight superstar, Gardens in 89 baby, SOME people must find him funny weather or not you chirpers do

    OOHH!!

  • Excuse me, What COUNTRY do jews come from? Being Jewish is a religon, not a race or ethnicity. In modern times jews are born all over the world. Do you think there are no Jewish Italans?

  • dice is jewish hes not italian i dont know why people assume hes italian just cause he has a new york accent and attitude

  • Only an Arsenio Hall audience would find this moronic grease ball funny.

  • @thrasha666

    I'm Italian....I'm not loud...greasy or hairy....I guess that makes you a retard. Don't speak again because you clearly don't know Jack about anything.

  • who said he was trying to be italian??

  • he's a anoying kike pretending to be a cool ginny

  • @SteelC1tyK1ng italians are the scum on the earth, theyre loud greasy hairy and annoying, nuf said

  • @SteelPussyGay: why you so upsets at Jews? Did you have to suck Jewish cocks to keep your job?

  • @victorsblock it was a fuckin joke. i dont got anything against jews.

  • I would have to disagree with you, .. its fake leather.

  • To be honest, I can understand those who don't like him, but I've watched a lot of his clips, and he almost always succeeds in making me laugh out loud at least once, and usually more than once, which very, very few others succeed in.

  • @7beers He filled madison square garden. More than 20 years in this business he still makes over $1 million/year. Most of youtube watchers are angry jealous losers that now have a forum for their anger. If Dice sucked he could not play Vegas and make so much money. Jealousy is a powerful weapon for depressed losers.

  • @victorsblock totally agree

  • @sjmmrcrdd :

    jealousy eats up the lives of those tormented.

  • @victorsblock WELL SAID BROTHER

  • @ULTRADREW1

    Thank You for the kind words

  • @victorsblock he isnt talented, but he has decent showmanship

  • @victorsblock Fuckin' A

  • @victorsblock lol 1 million? Even icp makes more than 10 mill each year

  • @hackleGiveBarebackBlowjobs:

    how much money you makes?

  • @victorsblock He's still a painfully unfunny prick. The only reason that he had any success is because most Americans are retarded. And before you ask why I'm here if I hate him so much, I watch this video for the same reason people watch car crashes.

  • @ozena52:

    you represent yourself as being from Egypt. Likely you're a muslim and at the very least your are a dirty smelly sandnigger. You call Americans "retarded"? A monkysandnigger like yourself? America is the wealthiest country in the world by quite a large margin. It must be because of all the retards that live there. arabs/ muslims are the filthiest backwards Ape like people with the highest rate of illiteracy in the world......but they're the smart ones!!! suck Allah"s tiny penis.

  • @victorsblock Actually I'm a white guy from England. I just put Egypt there to lure people into making racist, ignorant comments and making a fools of themselves. Seems to have worked just fine.

  • @ozena52 actually you're a filthy muslim.You only look to lure young boys and goats to rape

    you're a muslims. live with it.

  • @victorsblock You spell poorly.

  • @iSuckCockdude69:

    you suck good

  • @victorsblock Superman does good, I do well.

  • @victorsblock *claps*

  • @victorsblock See what the real problem is people like Dice look at comedy as a business, no art involved whatsoever. THAT'S why he sucks, all he is looking for is money and fame, nobody gives a shit how famous he is, he's a fucking idiotic egomaniac and everybody knows it.

  • @gibbsies

    you obviously have a problem.what is the basis for your rant????

    you have none.

    just another angry hater.

    Get over it.

  • @victorsblock What rant? Who's ranting? If you honestly think that sales make somebody talented then why is Lady Gaga all over the place? She has no talent, she can't sing or dance she just dresses like a tramp and sells sex to little girls and boys, and that sort of thing is profitable. Just like Andrew Clay Silverstein was profitable for a while, now he has sort of fallen aside, why? Because he's not funny, he's just an asshole with a huge ego, and no artistic talent whatsoever.

  • @victorsblock If you think I'm angry then you are horribly mistaken. I laugh my ass off every time I see this ape attempt to make "jokes" if you can even call them that. You want real comedy, check out George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, hell even Sam Kinison was better than this prick. The thing that they had that "The Dice Man" is missing and always was missing was TALENT. Anyone can sell millions of copies of shit, ie. Lady Gaga, Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, and all of the other hacks.

  • @gibbsieShowHisTinyPenisToHisG­ayDaddy:

    you really have a mental problem.

    Dice has sold out arenas and drew crowds that these never did on their best night.

    He continues to draw a multi million dollar income from some very shrewd and smart casino owners because he is box office and makes them money.

    I guess those casino titans don't hold a candle to your brilliance.

    I suggest you go see them to convince them that Dice sucks and is a bad investment.

    Dumb Fuck.

  • @victorsblock You missed the entire point of everything I said. Talent is not measured in sales, never was, and it never will be, if you fail to realize that, it's your problem not mine. I'm not the one sitting here name calling and avoiding the points. If all you can see through your eyes is dollar signs then I'm sorry to say but it is you that has mental problems. Quit name calling and think next time you say something, otherwise I won't waste my time responding.

  • @gibbsieShowHisTinyPenisToHisG­­ayDaddy: please take your meds. Then take a deep breath and go suck your buddy's cock.

    you'll feel better.

  • @victorsblock true that. Dice is the man, what looks like bad jokes, and a bad routine, is just that you seen other people steal it from him. Looks old to us now, cause we seen it before.

  • @victorsblock Are you the Dice Man?

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  • @victorsblock i don't hate the guy, i don't even dislike him, but your point about he must be good because he makes money makes no sense, Kim Kardashian is a millionaire and has literally no talent, so many other examples like that as well.

  • @victorsblock lol hell no.... a million a year... gtfo ..... his last big gig was being a guest on the fucking Tom green show... u r the fucking loser... stop sucking his dick u idiot....

  • Been English never seen this guy before, just found him on youtube, hes well funny.

  • THE MAN THE MYTH THE DICEEEEEE

  • "Im bored with this" sounds cheap way of saying im out of material. Hit the thumbs up if you agree

  • I agree, as big a fan as I am and was back then, that whole ending is so awkward. There were moments of silence at the end when he turned to Arsenio. Arsenio actually bailed him out of a REALLY awkward silent moment at 3:37 by saying "your decision" after a like a 5 second dead air.

  • I totaly agree

  • he had to clean it up cos he was on the show, if it was live at some arena he could really let it all hang out, ha

  • I agree, but I hit thumbs down anyway because I don't want to be told what to do.

  • good for you

  • @skrilla84 your a moron, but right to your opinion. remember this is about 22 years ago. so the jokes are part of that routine. make sense? the homos you like today repeat there jokes every where as part of their routine. I promise you 20 years from now none of them will be remembered. Dice will always be remembered. Thanks to him, comedians can say some bad words on t.v.

  • @skrilla84 i am bored.... im having a good time.....?

  • weird, not as many fans as you think on here...however he is the first stand-up to sell out MSG and as of 6 years ago he was the highest paid act in Vegas.... not anymore though. :(

  • hey i like the dude ,I A FAN /YOU A FAN/ theirs alota us .

    if they aint fans what they doin watchin him/HATERS

  • He reminds me of this one, surpremely, cocky, kid that I unfortunately met in college.

  • what a dickhead ...

  • Dice Rules!

  • what an idiot

  • Dana who?

  • dane cook has nothing on this guy

  • @yooitsa oh please. this guy can't comic his way out of a paper bag

  • i agree....Dane has laways looked up to him

  • what a fag, lol.

    He is negatively funny.

  • Yeah he definitely sucked a lot of wang.

  • what year was this

  • This is an example of a talentless, shit for material comedian. Dice truly sucks!

  • ya.....he is the KING.  sold out MADISON SQUARE GARDEN 2 nights ina row. BOOM

  • That's because people who don't have an ear for good comedy supported him. Now, Sam Kinison, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, Dave Chappelle, Christopher Titus, Rodney Dangerfield, Ron White....they are the greats of comedy. Dice can't even hold a candle to someone like Dane Cook. And just because you manage to sell out an arena, doesn't make you good. Look at the Backstreet Boys or the rest of those fag groups.

  • nice....selling out 20,000 people back to back nights is a major deal. This is comedy, not boy bands, lol.......are you kidding me....Rodney Dangerfield is the one who loved Dice so much he basicaly gave him is career. Do a little research bud. and who says your "ear" the standard by which comedy should be judged(joke). I will go by the numbers, and the numbers speak for themsleves. Dice performs in Las Vegas every Fuking night as of today. Tour dates also speak for themselves.

  • Rodney Dangerfield did like him but he favored a greater mind, Sam Kinison. He also loved giving comedians of all talent a chance. And I used "ear" because you LISTEN to comedy. I know it's not boy bands too but it's an example to prove the point I was getting across. My overall point was anybody can rewrite some material such as nursery rhymes, that already provide a basis to stem from but it takes a really ingenuous mind to come up with something better than the crap Dice wrote. His act sucks.

  • again...thats your opinion and nothing more. But in reality, a man who performs his act in VEGAS in 1988 and is doing it right now in 2009 is remarkable, and your opinion nows has no merit! The man is working VEGAS, I seen his act 2 weeks ago! ;)

  • you could do better. I believe in you.

  • Chappelle and Ron White are funny, but there's no way that they deserve to be in the same list as Carlin, Hicks, and Dangerfield.

    Plus, you forgot Pryor! Many shames on you.

  • I think they're setting the bar pretty high for modern day comedians just like Carlin, Hicks, and Dangerfield did back in the day. I think they earned their way on the same list as the legends but in no way, are they close to surpassing them. I thought I mentioned Pryor but I guess not, looking back on my previous comment. My bad

  • Agreed.

  • @sidexwalk RIP Carlin, smartest comic ever

  • Same shit dice,something new!

  • This was classic DICE - on a lousy late night show...

  • You take that back, Classic Dice on a damn funny talk show. I like Arsenio Hall thank you very much!!!

  • One word describes Arsenio. CANCELLED.

  • I always found Arsenio funny and he had a few years on a great talk show. I don't think he's upset. At least every time I saw him Jay's show he didn't seem upset. Besides let's be honest, it's hard doing a late night talk show anyway.

  • Dice is not a Jew from what I've heard... he was born into the religion, but is not practicing. There are millions who CLAIM a religion, Judaism, Calholicism, etc etc... but they haven't seen the inside of a holy building or talked to God in years.

  • Dice is not as funny when he can't go for the cheap laughs by cussing up a storm. He's still okay though.

  • Saw Dice a couple of months ago. Both my wife and I cried from laughing so hard. Actual tears. Killer show. He still is the Best.

  • interesting since he seems to be a one trick pony

  • One trick pony? What does that mean? What entertainer isn't? You wanna see him start juggling or do magic? He's been a successful standup for 20 years. Still funny as hell too.

  • Dice ruined it at the end telling Arsenio he was bored. Unprofessional. He shoulda kept telling edgy jokes and wrapped the segment up like a normal stand up. He wasn't a big enough name yet to do something like this.

    His lackluster film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane killed his career.

    Dice was cool (if offensive) up until the very early 1990s. Maybe he'll lose weight, get some new material, some good hair plugs (much like Steven Seagal needs) and make a 21st century comeback! OH!!!

  • classic lol

  • What a has been........ No talent ass mother fucker. Where is he now??? He is a fat fuck still wearing the same out of style leather jacket.

  • why is John Berry - You and Only You, in the related videos?

  • Shittiest comedy I have ever heard. Gilbert Gottfried does a better Clay than Clay.

  • Funny as hell! Love ya Dice!

  • Another fevered ego.

  • Dice > God

  • Hey diddle diddle, Dice is a fizzle, and he looks like a fat baboon.

    He stole Steven Seagal's jacket and spray painted it FUCKIN black. (See, I used a swear word, ergo I am hilarious)

    This guy is the Italian Carlos Mencia.

  • He's not Italian. He's Jewish.

  • I went to see Dice when I was in Vegas. It was the exact same routine he did on "Forty Too Long", word for word. As a lifelong Dice fan, I felt ripped off. He should go back to running a gym.

  • really? that sucks. i love forty too long, the album is funny as hell.

  • This was gold when I was 15.....but now I get douche chills watching it.

  • Dice is so awkward when he ends his set.

  • Why six negs and a spam? Maybe he really did forget his material.

  • kinison rules! dice is a hack! try real comedy! cut n paste on every dice vid

  • He had a few good moments, but most of the time his act is lame.

  • Where is the one he crys on?

  • A true "Jewjean"

    (Jew who wishes he were Italian)

  • thts what majority of jews in NY and NJ r and especially the 1's from brooklyn,long island and queens.

  • 3:45 uahahahaa

    thats the classic brooklyn laugh

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  • arsenio is hung like an asian eddie murphy was quoted as saying

  • smoking a cigarette on stage. LOL

  • What show does Dice do where he talks about archie ball barrisol?

  • his the god!!!

    I've seen the dude in 1990 at Madison square

    he's fuckin unbelievable!!

    Andrew just keep's kicking ass.......

  • Fonzie, is that you?