Kologarn Audio

[IceBaine]

YOU.... FAIL!

[Jake333555]

You fail!

[Rawr5649]

Sounds like Sarah Palin

[vacomeloni]

ZEUS ! ! !

[TheSamoful]

"Hey, Kologran, what's the best RPG?"

"OBLIVION!"

[JuJu84B]

'YOU SHALL NOT PASS!'

'No Kologarn, YOU shall not pass'

[VladiZzkx]

<3 Monty Python references

[SuperJOSHDuper]

Gandalf on roids?

[Jake333555]

YOU FAIL!

[amyleinart]

when i got there i was like OH SHI-

[LOSTKILLERDRAENEI]

YOU FAIL!!!

[debberdep]

Sounds like he poops at 0:04

[Cannie1986]

so this is supposed to be that Metal guardian from the Thor movie?

[TheAspire68]

OBLIVIONNNNNNNNNN!

[jochemlol]

"YOU FAIL!" Trololo, lololo, lolololooooo! "MASTER, THEY...CUUUUUM!" Again, trolololo, trololo, trololooooooo!

[TheQueHegan]

Kol'Tharish!

Wow, thats like: Fatality!

[local321]

he sounds kinda blackish lol

[narrat0r12]

Did he fart at the end?!!

[MrZixoz]

oooooUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUABLIVION

[HardcoreGamer10000]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS

[xStoner94x]

Blizzard ran out of idea's since wrath came out.

[Abazigal]

@xStoner94x

Er, no.

Cataclysm has more new ideas in it than BC and WOTLK put together.

[xStoner94x]

@Abazigal I mean bosses and boss quotes. >.> Deadmines on hc mode isnt new, sfk isnt new, Nefarion isnt new, onyxia isnt new, ragnaros isnt new, hyjal isnt knew, (its been there since bc but not opened)

They'll throw in a random berserk most of the times or give them all a -50% armor pierce.

[wrestlemainiaxxxxxiv]

press 8 and he will say owned

[kalixen1337]

YOU FAIL!

[brainjuice654]

looks like blizzard ran out of ideas for their quotes.....

[RuneScapeZamorak1]

Is he burping when hes talking?...

[TurianAgent]

Me: "Hey Kologarn, what's your favorite Elder Scro...."

Kologarn: "OBLIVION!"

[Haseo190]

@TurianAgent Oblivion is terrible.

[angryeyedude1]

@Haseo190 STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW. MUST WE BURN YOU AT THE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?­! :D ( note: I am a weird guy)

[emiweee]

OOOOOOOOOOBLIVIONNNN!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sliverbullet1]

whatd does Kolfarus ar 0:13 mean?

[1994Prondy]

YOU SHALL NOT PAASS!

[Bikutolu]

"I AM INVINCIBLE!"

"Your a loony..."

[kingjim999]

only a "flesh wound" ? but hes made of STONE 

[HamGreenandEggs]

IT'S BRRRRRRIIIIIIAAAAAAANNNN BLLLLLLEEEEEEEEESSSEEDDDDD

[GhoullyXX]

The best part of this fight was when our main tank got too close to the body and fell off the ledge, only to hear Kologarn scream "YOU FAIL!" at his death.  Our raid wiped laughing.

[Roguesaxophone57]

do he even have flesh

[TheBlueDraenei]

No he likes Gandalf from Lord of the Rings "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"

[TheMzgreen75]

[Raidwarning]:KILL HIS RIGHT HAND HES MASTERBATING

[HardcoreGamer10000]

@TheMzgreen75 OMG LMFAO

[ploppman1]

if only there was a way to play soundfiles so that everyone around can hear them. Then you could make a macro, so that whenever your party/raid wipe the group hears a loud "YOU FAIL!" all of a sudden.

[TheCrayzeeMan]

YOU PHAILD!

[angryeyedude]

Mr. Kologarn, What do you think this class will be like? NONE SHALL PASS! Okay don't you think that a little harsh? YOU FAILED! 0.0

[russelcrow11]

YOU PHHHAAIIIILLLLL!!!! xD

[russelcrow11]

YOU FAIL!!!!!!!!!!

[ashman9992]

you fail:D

[MisterMcVideo]

I AM INVINCIBLE! *dies*

[hamhide]

you fail!

[Bonizzorr]

coolest boss in WoW history

[lemonademoosejaw]

this is what happens when Rita Repulsa makes Arnold Schwarzenegger GROW!

[killabo123]

What's Kologarn's favorite videogame?

[nyshadedroody]

"I will squeeze the life from you!" ... Well, you can try. Does the fact that I am already dead matter to you? "Obliviooooon!" Guess not.

[TurianAgent]

This boss's quotes are from the Black Knight in The Holy Grail. Such as the Black Knight in ToC 5 who is one entire reference.

[Arkorve]

Master...they....COOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOMMMEee

[TheCalcuttan]

Lurtz!!!! =D

[evillecaston]

He stole that invincible quote from Selin Fireheart :o creepy

[melvar105]

@evillecaston nope he stole it from black knight

[RyvernRaigon]

"YOUUUU FAIL!!"

That got to be the best"you fail" ever, it will even burn anybody's feelings for failing, i would not want to be called fail by this guy.

[daken000]

wow this guys one big reference!

[TheCalcuttan]

Kologarn sounds like Lurtz....

[drk13324]

LORD JARAXXUS



[ZaZzinator]

YOOOOOOUUUUU FAAAAAIIIIIILLLLLLLL!

[keyboardfriend]

Is it just me or is Kologarns first quote sorta stolen from gandalf?

[rabbleraph]

@keyboardfriend no gandalf says you shall not pass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pcadnezbite]

KOL-THARISH

[RenegadeSuperSniper]

Tis but a flesh wound...

[FinCbDrummer]

"YOU FAIL."-, Kologarn

[sumpwa]

I AM VERY LARGE

[thomasdfghj1]

0:15 you did

[Toxinshot]

If getting your arm taken off is only a fleshwound...i'd hate to see what a scratch is to him...

[mewiixbx]

why do we always kill bosses when they are takin a shit?

[YAOURTI6]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBLIVION

[kcaz64]

Kologarn, what's your favorite Elder Scrolls game?

OOOOOOBLIVION

[Holycrudaflyingcow12]

NONE SHALL PASS.

[3DTyrant]

"ONLY A FLESH WOUND" "....b...but we took your freaking arm CLEAN FUCKING OFF!!" xD

[phunkbot]

YOU FAIL!

[ilinkin100]

YOU FAIL

[Hanpantheflyingman8D]

I WILL SQUEEZE THE Juice. FROM YOU!!

[Speedzx3]

YOU PHAIL

[Syger]

OOOOOOOOBLIVION.

[shozanah101]

none shall not pass is from black knight. so is its just a flesh wound. so is just a scratch. so is IM INVINCIBLE!!! zomb badass=))

[timinimification]

YOU FAILLL

[Cryptlord91]

he should of took a big shit at the end

[InfiniteBlue00]

wow, sounds like Zangief.

[CursedFormSasuke]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS! lol gandolf

[melvar105]

getting first hand cut off "just a scratch!"

getting second hand cut off "only a flesh wound!"

but if you could cut is first leg "I AM INVINCIBLE!!!"

and other leg"MASTER! THEY CUUUUUuuuummmm...."

[Emrald70]

@melvar105 ofc we cum

we just beat a boss, that's a turn on for raiders :P

[BrawlerKen987]

YOU FAIL

[laxzerz1]

OBLIVION!!

[jcasher2010]

later on that evening u check ur mailbox and see spams from someone called "THE big hands dude" it reads - YUUU PHAIL :-)

[nonparei]

NONE

SHALL

PASS

[DanarothTheWhite]

YU PHAIL!

[wowrulez111]

heh

NONE SHALL PASS

[shadowtheft1]

ONLY A FLESH WOUND! Monty Python ftw

[Kaeldashen]

Good god, i got so pumped up when fighting him when he says O B L I V I O N! thought the room was going to explode! lol.

Awesome boss.

[Alandil101]

Master! THEY CUUUuuuummmm...

[r34p3r1992]

Q: Hey kologarn what is your fav elder scroll game?

A: Oblivion!!!!

Raped in using :O

[berniebay]

Tharon'ja

[premiedusten]

"I AM INVISIBLE!!!"

[Twitchcricket]

never noticed the Black Knight references in there.

and now that i know its going to drive me nuts lol

[TheHordefever]

WE FAIL

[runemaster123654]

from monty python lol.

none shall pass. You must answer 3 questions.

what is your name

what is your quest

what is your favorite color?

also its only a flesh wound/scratch. Fantastic boss though

[r34p3r1992]

OBLIVION!!!!!!

[rytingur]

there should be a voice emote in game by his voice "YOU FAIL!" ... altho it will be overused:Þ

[Jonbino]

Metzen...

[pascalmonnier]

YOU FAIL loll

[shunkwugga]

"Only a fleshwound!"

"Fleshwound? Your arm's off!"

[alex09408]

@shunkwugga monty python refrance anyone get it?

[Lolroflbrosboi]

@shunkwugga its a black knight reference mate

[astosky]

@shunkwugga "no it's not"

"WELL WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?!"

"i've had worse"

"LIAR!!"

[PhoenixFirewolf]

Anyone catch the Monty Python references? xD

[hayharut]

this guys proly best friends with francis from L4D

[survivalofone]

I wonder if the voiceactor talks like this ALL THE TIME.

[vnalder1234]

That would be friggin' awesome!!!

[5p5c5w5]

I AM VERY LARGE

[Nirr0]

what is your favorite game ? ... OBLIVION!!!!!

[jcasher2009]

dbm- right arm has grown!

kologarn - i am invincible!

raid leader - NUKE THE RIGHT ARM FFS RUN AWAY FRM BEAM GARRRH WIPE IT!

KOLOGARN - U FAIL U FAIL U FAIL U FAIL

[mehgirl]

Hahaha, reminds me of one of the times my raid group was stood in front of him discussing positioning before charging in. He suddenly popped up, one-shotted the rogue standing next to me and promptly despawned yelling"

"YOU FAIL!!"

Everyone took five minutes to recover from laughing so hard. The rogue was unimpressed though xD

[premiedusten]

lol "only a fleshwound" reminded me of Achmed xD

[Yamiphiliac]

Ulduar Bosses are just amazing in their silly ass commentary.

[ccfreakMetal]

OOOOBLIVION!!

[Evaseven]

such an epic voice, ulduar ftw

[steelkenny]

youfail . org :D

[bliblablok]

you fail xD 10/5

[tehkill3r]

downed him on 2nd try yesterday, woo hoo!

[pawnedbymagic]

" You shall not pass! "

" Its only a flesh wound! "

Black Knight, Monty Python.

[Amusetteable]

Idd, the whole fight is based on "The Black Knight" scene in the Monty Python movie: The Holy Grail.

"none shall psss", "It's just a scratch", "It's only a flesh wound"

And also the fact you have to cut off his arms, just like The Black Knight in the movie.

AND in the movie they have to cross a bridge and the black knight won't let them cross.

In this fight, the boss is the bridge....

The game developers are huge Monty Python fans, cause there are many more Monty Python references in WOW

[DivineBanana]

@Amusetteable theres monty python references in warcraft 3 also. Probably in 1 and 2 but i never played them

[Amusetteable]

Ow btw, Also the quote "I am invincible" is from the black knight scene

[FoolishTyphron]

-YOU- FAIL

[Irraticate]

Kologarn, what's your favorite Elder Scroll game?

OBLIVION!!!!!

[Vladdyboy]

@Irraticate

OOoooooowwwBLIVIOOOOooooon

[Blizzfart]

@Irraticate sry Kologarn,wrong answer

YOU FAIL!!!!!

[TrierGamer]

YOUUU FAILED!  EPIC win

[Elancea]

OBLIVION!!!!!

[TheAlfheimr]

reminds of kratos

[drinferno15]

"you shall not pass"!

[nawagrat]

IMPACT GEL

[ra248]

0:16 is pure win

[SmokeSriker125]

He's like the back knight on steroids. xD

[IjamppaI]

so how many bosses in Wow says Oblivion? :D

[LancealotGeass]

i think he's a tribute to billy mayes and heavy weapons guy

[ChibiHoboProductions]

Kol'Tharish is actually Titan for "KABOOM"

[harryraylane14]

damn he must have piss of the iron dwarf becauyse he has no croch of legs XD

[nurman666]

YOU FAIL!

[celbi1215]

best boss ever he actually says YOU FAIL! XD

[zop20]

would have been better if he yelled YOU FAIL NOOBS GO BACK TO PUGGING NAXX!!!!!1!!11!!!1!

[celbi1215]

HAHAHA YEA MAN!

[cataclysmicchaos]

I got the biggest arms in this instance, brother!

[zop20]

just glad u dident have to attack his croch cuz the place ur attack is reeeeeeeeeeeeally close

[ChibiHoboProductions]

Wouldn't that be double damage?

[Pwobjs]

YOU FAIL!

[rosenwannabe]

'OBLIVION'? Wtf, that has to be the worst Boss quote ever. Wait, no. That is actually the Lich King's 'APOCALYPSE' in death knight's questing area.

My bet is that Ragnaros will yell 'ARMAGEDDON' in cataclysm...

[vattenpuss]

kil'jaeden say oblivion as well =P

[rosenwannabe]

Oh, no. It's even worse than I thought! xD

[Huussi6]

Kologarn, what is your favourite Elder Scrolls game..?

[reanimatedfish]

Knights of the Nine!

[Zeldarulah]

MORROWIND!

[dragoro7]

Monty python references FTW

[pim2345]

0:16

Oh yeah.

[DivinerMMU]

NO U

[yamreffotsirk]

YOOOOUUUU FAAAAIIIILLLL!!!1!!!!!one!!!!!­!!

[BluexHige]

I WILL SQUEEZE THE LIFE FROM YOU!

YOU FAIL!

JUST A SCRATCH!

ONLY A FLESH WOUND!

lol X3

[enkopingsbo]

OBLIVION!!!!!!!...IV

[kate104]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOBLIVION!

[takeiteasyplz]

None shall pass!!!< as in You shall not pass( gandalf?)

[JackSkellingtonfan2X]

No, and as Kologram would say:

"YOU FAIL!!!"

[chainaxe8]

black knight from monty python: holy grail movie

[JKL331]

No Gandalf destroys a bridge kil a big monster, Kologarn is the big monster that becomes the bridge.

[SH4MR0CK8971]

NONE SHALL PASS!

[Takashii25]

We had a pally in our group who used rocket boots and ran right into him. "YOU FAIL!!!" XDDD

[MegaChickenfish]

all bosses should say that when they wipe a raid group:

YOU FAIL!!

[Andreas853]

00:16

[Andreas853]

YOU FIAL!!

[jbray241x]

TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!

[crazyface554]

I AM VERY LARGE.

[BullMoose1277]

IMA FIREING MAH LAZER

[icentfindaname]

1 of the most coolest bosses at ulduar, or at wow at all! And 1 of the bests yells xD *cuting down hes left arm* -"ONLY AFLASH WOUND!" xD

[kittensay]

OBLIVIONZ

[oxygen117]

lolol ONLY A FLESH WOUND!