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  • In a 61 mustang mach 1 428 cobra jet....and we are HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • =D I love this guy, he is so funny!

  • "Yearbook voted to be most likely to be scraped from an off ramp by a puking fireman."

  • cops in my neighborhood had my dad on speed dial. i wasnt an evil kid i just did a lot of pranks that happened to be felonies

  • I just pulled a couple pranks that......HAPPENED TO BE FELONIES! lol

  • Actually, the Snowskiing Evil Mouse thing sounds like me and my friends NORMALLY. XD

    But the diving thing... Nope. None of us are THAT stupid. rofl

  • Sounds like me and my friends back in the day.

  • titus is the spokesperson of my life i bow down to him and say thank you sir may i hava another

  • just pulled alot of pranks...THAT HAPPEN TO BE FELONIES

  • I think what i like most about him, apart that he's funny as hell, is that he is a great story teller. He has a talent for drawing in his audience.

  • High! [shakes head] HIIIGGGGHHHHH!!!

    :]

  • i love anti dad

  • i saw him on comedy central last night,man this dude is so effin' funny!

  • OH MY GOD I JUST DIIIEEEDD OF LAUGHTER.

  • guys man,*sob* theres a cloud up there, that looks like an evil mouses snow skiing man

    and the were so high they pulled ouver to look at it

    el oh el! omg this is so funny!

    hey titus.. can you make that? *carefully measuring*

  • hey titus can you make that??...... Two more Beers!

  • He is awesome! A huge car guy!!

  • I wasn't an evil kid, I just pulled alot of pranks that.....happened to be felonies!

  • he's grossly underrated.

    i love titus

  • He's one of the funniest guys ever.

  • n they were so high they pulled over got out to look at it!! lmao

  • Guys, man... theres a cloud up there, that looks like an evil mouse snow skiing, man...

  • No sleep till brooklin!

  • i am high i mean i can no longer hold my body up right hhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggg­gggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!

  • "Hey Titus, can you make that?"...."Two more beers!"

    Chris Titus is hilarious!

  • "Yearbook voted me most likely to be scrapped off an offramp by a pucking fireman." Priceless XD

  • gotta love Christopher Titus! i put more of hs jokes! check out more of his jokes if you love this one!

  • Two more beers.

  • He should have mentioned how he had the most successful Ice Tea stand in the state of California... LONG ISLAND ICE TEA STAND

  • I love this guy. You are awesome!

  • he is the best!

  • no sleep til brooklyn

  • and we are HIIIIIIIIGH

  • lmao!!! so high they pulled over to look at it!

  • WOOT BEASTIE BOYS!

  • lol i love this! Theres a evil mouse snowskin man!

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