In a 61 mustang mach 1 428 cobra jet....and we are HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Zanshin666 5 months ago 6
=D I love this guy, he is so funny!
doglover22896 7 months ago
"Yearbook voted to be most likely to be scraped from an off ramp by a puking fireman."
Asertix357 1 year ago 15
cops in my neighborhood had my dad on speed dial. i wasnt an evil kid i just did a lot of pranks that happened to be felonies
bsbfan05 1 year ago 5
I just pulled a couple pranks that......HAPPENED TO BE FELONIES! lol
musson20 2 years ago 6
Actually, the Snowskiing Evil Mouse thing sounds like me and my friends NORMALLY. XD
But the diving thing... Nope. None of us are THAT stupid. rofl
KaizokuNoAnzu 2 years ago 5
Sounds like me and my friends back in the day.
Autobotsdie 3 years ago 9
titus is the spokesperson of my life i bow down to him and say thank you sir may i hava another
backintheday1970 3 years ago 10
just pulled alot of pranks...THAT HAPPEN TO BE FELONIES
bsbfan05 3 years ago 87
I think what i like most about him, apart that he's funny as hell, is that he is a great story teller. He has a talent for drawing in his audience.
desertrose777 3 years ago 12
High! [shakes head] HIIIGGGGHHHHH!!!
:]
funnychubman123 3 years ago 9
i love anti dad
slimshadyfan4eva 3 years ago 7
i saw him on comedy central last night,man this dude is so effin' funny!
carvrjams 3 years ago 8
OH MY GOD I JUST DIIIEEEDD OF LAUGHTER.
RunDesireRun 3 years ago 8
guys man,*sob* theres a cloud up there, that looks like an evil mouses snow skiing man
and the were so high they pulled ouver to look at it
el oh el! omg this is so funny!
hey titus.. can you make that? *carefully measuring*
DeStY69 4 years ago 8
hey titus can you make that??...... Two more Beers!
a7xwinsatlife 4 years ago 6
He is awesome! A huge car guy!!
EagleKammback 4 years ago 2
I wasn't an evil kid, I just pulled alot of pranks that.....happened to be felonies!
Lycan4 4 years ago 11
he's grossly underrated.
i love titus
ajracerfan 4 years ago 92
He's one of the funniest guys ever.
jmwIV 4 years ago 9
n they were so high they pulled over got out to look at it!! lmao
hiphip13 4 years ago 3
Guys, man... theres a cloud up there, that looks like an evil mouse snow skiing, man...
Laertes00 4 years ago 4
No sleep till brooklin!
kingsteve689 4 years ago 4
i am high i mean i can no longer hold my body up right hhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!
JuliyaLucky13 4 years ago 3
"Hey Titus, can you make that?"...."Two more beers!"
Chris Titus is hilarious!
JazLuvsU 4 years ago 9
"Yearbook voted me most likely to be scrapped off an offramp by a pucking fireman." Priceless XD
Gaara852 4 years ago 2
gotta love Christopher Titus! i put more of hs jokes! check out more of his jokes if you love this one!
SilentWolf382 4 years ago
Two more beers.
mishuro2340 4 years ago
He should have mentioned how he had the most successful Ice Tea stand in the state of California... LONG ISLAND ICE TEA STAND
RealGateGuardian 4 years ago
I love this guy. You are awesome!
SentimentalAffection 4 years ago
he is the best!
themightthor 4 years ago
no sleep til brooklyn
stuntkid44 5 years ago
and we are HIIIIIIIIGH
theonecomplicant 5 years ago
lmao!!! so high they pulled over to look at it!
ryche0addict 5 years ago
WOOT BEASTIE BOYS!
Firestarter9000 5 years ago
lol i love this! Theres a evil mouse snowskin man!
jerseychick315293 5 years ago
In a 61 mustang mach 1 428 cobra jet....and we are HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Zanshin666 5 months ago 6
=D I love this guy, he is so funny!
doglover22896 7 months ago
"Yearbook voted to be most likely to be scraped from an off ramp by a puking fireman."
Asertix357 1 year ago 15
cops in my neighborhood had my dad on speed dial. i wasnt an evil kid i just did a lot of pranks that happened to be felonies
bsbfan05 1 year ago 5
I just pulled a couple pranks that......HAPPENED TO BE FELONIES! lol
musson20 2 years ago 6
Actually, the Snowskiing Evil Mouse thing sounds like me and my friends NORMALLY. XD
But the diving thing... Nope. None of us are THAT stupid. rofl
KaizokuNoAnzu 2 years ago 5
Sounds like me and my friends back in the day.
Autobotsdie 3 years ago 9
titus is the spokesperson of my life i bow down to him and say thank you sir may i hava another
backintheday1970 3 years ago 10
just pulled alot of pranks...THAT HAPPEN TO BE FELONIES
bsbfan05 3 years ago 87
I think what i like most about him, apart that he's funny as hell, is that he is a great story teller. He has a talent for drawing in his audience.
desertrose777 3 years ago 12
High! [shakes head] HIIIGGGGHHHHH!!!
:]
funnychubman123 3 years ago 9
i love anti dad
slimshadyfan4eva 3 years ago 7
i saw him on comedy central last night,man this dude is so effin' funny!
carvrjams 3 years ago 8
OH MY GOD I JUST DIIIEEEDD OF LAUGHTER.
RunDesireRun 3 years ago 8
guys man,*sob* theres a cloud up there, that looks like an evil mouses snow skiing man
and the were so high they pulled ouver to look at it
el oh el! omg this is so funny!
hey titus.. can you make that? *carefully measuring*
DeStY69 4 years ago 8
hey titus can you make that??...... Two more Beers!
a7xwinsatlife 4 years ago 6
He is awesome! A huge car guy!!
EagleKammback 4 years ago 2
I wasn't an evil kid, I just pulled alot of pranks that.....happened to be felonies!
Lycan4 4 years ago 11
he's grossly underrated.
i love titus
ajracerfan 4 years ago 92
He's one of the funniest guys ever.
jmwIV 4 years ago 9
n they were so high they pulled over got out to look at it!! lmao
hiphip13 4 years ago 3
Guys, man... theres a cloud up there, that looks like an evil mouse snow skiing, man...
Laertes00 4 years ago 4
No sleep till brooklin!
kingsteve689 4 years ago 4
i am high i mean i can no longer hold my body up right hhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!
JuliyaLucky13 4 years ago 3
"Hey Titus, can you make that?"...."Two more beers!"
Chris Titus is hilarious!
JazLuvsU 4 years ago 9
"Yearbook voted me most likely to be scrapped off an offramp by a pucking fireman." Priceless XD
Gaara852 4 years ago 2
gotta love Christopher Titus! i put more of hs jokes! check out more of his jokes if you love this one!
SilentWolf382 4 years ago
Two more beers.
mishuro2340 4 years ago
He should have mentioned how he had the most successful Ice Tea stand in the state of California... LONG ISLAND ICE TEA STAND
RealGateGuardian 4 years ago
I love this guy. You are awesome!
SentimentalAffection 4 years ago
he is the best!
themightthor 4 years ago
no sleep til brooklyn
stuntkid44 5 years ago
and we are HIIIIIIIIGH
theonecomplicant 5 years ago
lmao!!! so high they pulled over to look at it!
ryche0addict 5 years ago
WOOT BEASTIE BOYS!
Firestarter9000 5 years ago
lol i love this! Theres a evil mouse snowskin man!
jerseychick315293 5 years ago